What will he say in his first press conference back?

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At least with Lopetegui you knew how he wanted the team to play, high pressure, short passes. With Mou it was park the bus and run even if we're playing Getafe and with Zizou is just play however you want.
I am 100% sure that if you give 3 years to Lopetegui (which is what Mou got) he would do better than that fraud, who won only 1 relevant title and broke the locker room and divided the fans. Mou is hands down the worst thing to ever happen to Real Madrid.

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>if you give 3 years to Lopetegui (which is what Mou got) he would do better than that fraud, who won only 1 relevant title
lol, one of the most retarded things i've ever read. are you allowed to go outside without wearing a helmet?

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>Gareth is the best player in ze world, he haz been treat poorly by you all, I will give him confidence, I will make him champion again

getting 2nd with this real team is going to be the greatest achievement of my career

I SINK

"ahem, i'm a washed up fraud"

THEREFORE I PARK

The only reason Madrid was successful was because of Him. Shut the fuck up Spanish pig. La concha de tu hermana.

"by my calculation, Portugal will lead the final Reconquista to retake Europe. mark my words"

wow calm down Mou

Mou got one of the shittiest side in United history to a second place in the PL and won the EL.

We laughed at him when he said it is one of the best things he ever did as a manager, but time has shown us that it was true.

"if i speak, i'm in trouble"

replace lopetegui with benitez and this post become 10/10.

Who at Real Madrid respects him?

give this man une morue.

Trash opinon and what you'd expect from a fan of this trash club

de gay was solely responsible for that 2nd place finish. any other keeper in the world that season and united finish 5th or worse. yes, I know decay is shit now.

He’ll say he’s not gonna cause any trouble and then next minute publicly shit on Madrid’s biggest underperformers, Cortios and Ramos
Then he’ll (deservedly) claim most of the credit for RM’s last 4 CL titles seeing as Ancelotti and Zidane inhereited his team

>break goal record with his bus parking
>wins the league against prime barca
>"MOU BAD!"
Top kek,it's not Mous fault Ramos/Ronaldo can't handle him and know their place.

Football 'eritage

>prime barca
>2012
pep had gone bald at that point and was trying 3-4-3 meme shit

Holy fuck Joao

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Apologize

I want him at Wolves it's time for an upgrade on Nuno

very low iq post

The reason youre shit nownis because mourinho's original work is starting to wear off, before you know it you'll be back to getting slapped about by Lyon tier trams in RO16 of the champions league

It will either be Marcelino or Bielsa

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they jobbed to prime barca and in that record breaking season pep had already collapsed into his own autism and was doing retarded shit

he is killing it with sevilla now

It's not his fault that his reign was during the peak Barca era - Messi, Iniesta and Xavi at their best.

YA SEE Yea Forums

"I will change nothing. Vamos! Vamos!"

Will be Poch

IN THE BUSINESS

If he gets rid of Courtois and The Boomers then Real will be back to top 3 in a couple years. They will be out of all competitions by Xmas at this rate.

That would be the biggest power move ever. I think Fiorentino’s rage would carry him into outer space.

Get fucked. Mourinho (the guy who won the big title at every other club except shit united) made de gea good with his tactics.

based fake amerifat

One can only hope....

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>Mourinho in
>Finally a good bid for Pogba
>...
>Profit

>I ave nozin to looz

UNICEF, SUGUS DE PIÑA. But in all seriousness
">I wouldn't like to return back to Halal Muslim"
sport.es/es/noticias/real-madrid/mourinho-gustaria-volver-real-madrid-7643569

The absolute state of this paki's thread HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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They need someone or someones that will win the ball back for them. Pogba doesnt do that. Best to get someone like Kante

DESPITE BEING

Hazard Benzema Bale might be the best attack in the world, right behind Liverpool.

They just need to change 1
midfielder for a high pressure guy like Van de Beek or Allan. And change 1 defender.

The rest is fine.

He literally saved mandril retard. If it wasn't for him you would be stuck with someone like Emery or Guti and would have spend 5 years without a single trophy

>Burps loudly
>gets up and leaves

>La concha de tu hermana
That works only with argentines

You see....

>"Two, two, two champions leagues, more than all the other managers in la liga combined, respect...respect."

>not counting Marcelo in attack

low iq post

>Barcelona bad
>Barcelona cheating
>Madrid good
>Madrid victims
a year later
>players bad
>media bad
>me good
>me a victim.

Serious q: Would marcelo make a good attacking mid? Hes a defensive liability

Back? He’s never worked for Tottenham before.

>the seashell of your sister
That’s some different slang, CHI

m.youtube.com/watch?v=RJaxduFfmjc

Kek

Welcome back Crisitiano