but its just not enough, im gonna be honest its getting harder to deal with the pain of general inadequacy and isolation of mind with the continuation of my alcoholism and constant withdrawal symptoms while im trying to do well in my university degree course that I'm not completely suited to in personal skills but take because it will help me in life.
while it would most likely help me to find a girl i can hold and be happy with, now i simply want to gain personal happiness through success through the sheer force of will in my own glorious endeavours. i can only hope a kind user or two will aid me in this journey i shall take through the entirety of life itself to deliver me from the evil of my own mortal soul and place me into the palm of a god of our own creation so that we can create our own lives and our own glories like our ancestors once did before us.
>reach OUR dream >dans having been able to drive an f1 car if you're over 18, not excessively tall or fat, anyone can find some odd track with a few random 90s F1 cars to drive. Does Olivia want to bang all those people? hot.
John Parker
reminder dickbum brought his playstation on a romantic getaway with livvy (that she paid for)
>>reach OUR dream It's fucking funny how she has repeatedly called people "losers who have never achieved anything" etc during her sperg outs, while meanwhile she has accomplished literally nothing in life other than sucking the right dick.
Leo Hughes
>she *her rich family
Bentley Davis
Does stroll have autism? Which f1 drivers have autism?
I unironically just opened the new thread, immediately made my shitpost then left Then get wouldve been nice I guess but it wasnt intentional and a good 3am to you yoo, seth doesnt look like pouhon or blanchimont to me
I fucking hate, that if a track has a corner which is slow speed, so totally safe to crash there, but the layout somehow exposes shitters and they get neutered over time because the crying avout it from the lowly shitters and the brainlet fans. They removed Singapore sling, they neutered montreal's exposer turns, and so on
>"I wasn't really afraid because, for me, it was a normal crash," Floersch said. "When I saw the video, I was quite shocked as well, because it looks horrible and, all the flying parts
>I have one big crash now and nothing really bad happened. So it doesn't scare me, no.
This is the kind of responsible pro mindset that you want to be next to on the track
Joseph Foster
>"I wasn't really afraid because, for me, it was normal sex," Floersch said. "When I saw the video, I was quite shocked as well, because it looks horrible and, all the flying cum
>I have one big fuck now and nothing really bad happened. So it doesn't scare me, no.
This is the kind of responsible pro mindset that you want to be next to in bed
Isaac Peterson
>When you no longer go for a gap, you are no longer a racing driver. t. the F1 GOAT
Imagine leaving one of the top 3 for a pay increase, I'd give my left nut to drive professionally, and if I were at that caliber, I'd want to win not French DNF all the time
Parker Martin
WHAT A FAGGOT LOL
Jeremiah Green
Senna most definitely.
Carter Scott
At the time, RBRs own installation issues with the engines had cost more DNFs than anyone else on the grid.
I knew Richard Milles were expensive (they're usually six figures, like $100,000 - $200,000 or more). $1 million is a fucking lot though. Consider that a Hublot (favoured by Bernie and many footballers) only costs around £5k - £40k usually. And Rolexes can be had for like £5k or less.
Josiah Lee
This copy was definitely written by him. Totally. No way it was written by a PR person.
>Rolex for £5k That's if you can find the rolex you want new. Second hand they jump up a good 50% or more depending on the model and wait lists are several years long.
Adam Howard
Fuck that, not even if I had the money
Brayden Bennett
Eternal reminder /f1/ owns Yea Forums. The one and only RELENTLESS general.
Eli Watson
Ok you got me to stop in the middle of the street those are some fucking digits this would prabably be the biggest achievement of my life
John Ortiz
>Every phone has a glass screen Where's the glass screen on this one?
>HOW DARE ANYONE CRITICISE US FOR OUR UTTER INCOMPETENCE >t. CAMS
Daniel Davis
>when you have to figure out new ways to fuck your Bathurst campaign year on year
Whincup is nothing if not creative, even if it did stem from resurrecting a classic Bathurst fuckup.
Lincoln Garcia
>/f1/ meming Kill Bill into reality
Angel Walker
Verstappen literally crashed both of the last two races
Isaac Robinson
what is the worst late race driver error by a potential race winner in F1 history?
has anybody ever just straight ran off on the last lap while leading by purely making a driving mistake?
John Fisher
Vettel in Montreal 2011
Charles Barnes
Mana as Gogo Yubari pls. More than willing to play as the drunken business man.
Adrian Gomez
of course its yet again Vettel making a massive driver error.....something really needs to be done about the danger that guy puts other drivers in
series ban?
Benjamin Davis
WHEN WILL FIA BAN **FAUX ROUGE** >muh iconiscalsim >muh heritage >MUH FUCKING DRIVER KILLER
There is no room in sport for corners like this that consistently KILL people for the bloodylust satisfaction of others. PARABOLICA IS ON THE LIST TOO. You are all jsut lucky that PERONI SURVIVED.
WE CAN RID THE SPORT OF THESE MASOCHISTIC IDOLS TO MASCULINITY AND MALICE.
If SPA and MONZA don't want to change, then THE CALENDAR CAN.
Aiden Adams
Mansell Canada 1991 youtube.com/watch?v=6YtLDeEdbAU&t=106 >Nigel let the revs drop too low while waving to the crowd, which killed the hydraulics that powered the gearbox
Also lmao @ polish retards spammign haas/alfa facebook page to announce kubica They dont know a single shit. There was no polish journos in f1 after Kubica crippling. Now they dont know or understand a single shit. Im still better watching f1tv than polish broadcats where commentator makes a mistake every 3rd sentence. Ofc they're gone too after kubica leaves after this season
and finally >GROSSman still in Haas For what purpose, he even fails at leaving pits
Thomas Lopez
How will the HIDF ever recover from this?
John Hernandez
She looks good for a 55-year-old.
Evan Collins
I'm convinced Grosjean has some sort of dirt on Gene or Günter
Adrian Carter
>Fate shit Good thing that Hamilton will win the current and next season then
>He thinks Ferrari can't buy Vettel out of his seat by paying the fine for ending contract early based retard
Jaxon Martin
Tough luck nigga, there is still Formula mEme
Logan Cook
>tweets from 18.09 Those retard were shilling Kubica in Haas for like month or more. They changed their mind when they got literaly TOLD yesterday and TOLD week ago by Gunter saying that he only considers Hulk and Fat john as 2nd driver
>Alfa No room for him there, it will be GIO or Kvyat
Connor Diaz
You can add Retardo and Yikesannonen to your little list there matie.
Robert Fisher
Solid hypothesis
Connor Morales
legs
Jacob Baker
Their only option would be Ricciardo (he has a clause in his contract to facilitate being called by merc/ferrari iirc) or an high risk gamble with Hülkenberg then Everyone else is taken or not even remotely good enough in their eyes
Hudson Harris
More like "stubs." Also, a Juke? Confirmed for shit taste.
Carson Russell
god she has such magnificent legs what a woman
Mason Reed
I only see both ferrari squeezing him desu ne
Isaiah Cruz
so haas were were in conversation (less or more serious) with several drivers, but then they narrowed their choice to 2 drivers and finally chose rogro, ok. still, only sokół&gutowski said it is done yesterday, so why are you sperging about it?
i only follow gutowski (don't take him very seriously, though) and he was always cautious about haas-cube thing
Landon Allen
Digits confirmed she's an ugly dwarf.
Lincoln Stewart
carrie confirmed for a beautiful young woman
Ethan Bailey
solve status: peace at last
Jackson Hernandez
Reminder that both Haas and foreskindia drivers have podium finishes while mclel and reno do not
Nolan Butler
Did your mum ever tell you not to look in gift horse's mouth?
Brandon Gray
>Did your mum ever tell you not to look in gift horse's mouth?
It would have been more helpful, I suspect, if she'd told him instead never to finish in a German whore's box.
From the current grid Grosjean probably looks the least as a person who drives in F1 lel The cooking stuff he does suits his face and body language more desu
Oliver Turner
Another Tax fraud
Elijah Phillips
A white trash german
Jayden Rogers
Carrie Schreiner, a race driver for HCB-Rutronik Racing Audi #8
Samuel Nguyen
Haas machines are secretly built in Vietnam, Romain found out and threatens to leak this to the IRS.
Grayson Cook
Are these shots of Carrie with the juke are official promotional thing and she is sponsored by Nissan now, or she just got a new car? If the first, where does nissan officially racing with a manufacturer team or as an engine supplier? Besides SuperGT of course
Luis Thomas
Imagine Carrie in the joint SuperGT DTM series with a Nissan GTR
Jeremiah Peterson
insta posts sponsored by nissan
Caleb Thomas
yo this looks cool
Ethan Ortiz
yet you wanted one with a plastic screen, you fucking retarded idiot.
Luke Baker
He's obviously replacing Vettel at Ferrari you pillock, or Haas would have picked him up. It's obvious - Alfa or Haas wouldn't be able to say anything because of their Ferrari links; if it wasn't to the Scuderia then Haas would have made a comment.
apparently: >kubica and orlen see no progress for the williams team for 2020 and despite having a 1+1 contract, like Sirotkin last year, they will not renew the contract for 2020 as Williams are in survival mode. Kubica and Orlen will continue in F1 in some capacity (reserve driver) for 2020, but not with Williams t. Polish journo
Gavin Mitchell
lil chub who art in thou heaven forgive me please for I have sinned because I couldn't get your murderer, that fucking cunt grosjean sacked, amen
He's unironically team boss material I can see Renault ran by fucking Big John of all people
Evan Martin
What does he say when his driver crashes all the time though?
Asher White
Just imagine how the female drivers feel when they race on their period Imagine the gush of blood pouring out of their pussies everytime they brake thanks to the G forces
Samuel Bell
Hanna absolutely has had to abort a one night stand baby.
His Instafeed would become even more unbearable. Constant #Blackexcellence
William Martin
Fucking hilarious shade thrown on the Nissan by Paul Morris >The top 10 looked good to me, you've got Mustang, Mustang, Holden, Mustang, Holden, and Heimy in the Nissan there somewhere
Caleb White
Actually a backhanded compliment to the kid though, fucking hell he's a wasted talent at Nisshit.
Leo Williams
seething cringe
Parker Fisher
A real shame he didn’t get to stay with Ford - what happened with Super Black Racing was a great shame in general, really.
>Wearing Ant Pedersen's overalls The team owner of Super Black is a massive fuckwit, and is not to be trusted by anyone, ever. It was pretty fucking bizarre for the young talent to get several top 10's in his debut season, and then get chucked out of the car before the season ended by the guy replacing him in the car next year.
I've no beef with Chris Pither who drove in 2016, I mean he scored a pole position in what was his first full time season, but which of the two are currently racing full time?
Andre absolutely crushed it in the enduros when he got called up to BJR when Ash Walsh fucked himself up, you really have to wonder how much coin Stanashit was bringing to table for Tickford to sign him over Heimgartner, but listening to the current Enforcer and The Dude podcast, it's pretty clear that everyone in the room considers Tim Edwards to be a massive fuckwit, so there's also that.
Camden Ramirez
>Robert Kubica announces he will leave Williams at the end of the season. Hasn't worked out this year but still an incredible story that he made it back to race #F1 >Jacques seen laughing in paddock
Nicholas Carter
Kubegod OUT
Carson Mitchell
good riddance retard shouldve never returned, at least that way he couldve saved himself from getting exposed this badly
Christopher Hughes
Nyck to Williams
Aaron Martinez
I haven't Poland get this BTFO since 1939
Adam Taylor
So basically russlel and latifi next year at willy?
Robert Morgan
he scored a point at least. By hook or by crook, Russell BTFO.
Jason Smith
Have a guess who is gonna be Sophia's teammate this weekend...
>The Englishman, a few weeks after leaving the Junior Red Bull program due to inappropriate behavior (according to paddock rumors, physically attacked his engineer in the Japanese Mugen Super Formula team last June in Sugo, which immediately eliminated him from the projects of Helmut Marko who had also allowed him to try the Red Bull F1)
Fuck you Dan, you super mega cunt.
Bentley Williams
>outscores his teammate i'm thinking he's based
Jose Watson
Sophia wins lol
Josiah Davis
That GP2 Leaf gets the Seat. Lafaggot or whatever his name is, the one that did some FP1 for them
Logan Flores
>"decided to leave" >"resigned" You can't push me! *jumps*
Robert Lopez
That Smug Schuhmacher meme needs to include Sophia then
Angel Torres
Odds on Sirotkin returning to williams?
Nathan Lewis
>Dickbum >2018: rumoured STR driver for 2019 >2019: literally Florsch tier career The >fucking state of his career is pretty amusing.
Lincoln Robinson
>super mega cunt kek you sure showed him. Based KubGOD getting to phrase his exit as he pleases.
Lucas Bailey
KWAB
Andrew Sanchez
=====OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT=====
I have also decided that I am not going to drive for Williams in 2020. >this has absolutely nothing to do with the fact I'm not good enough for F1 and don't belong in the car
Alexander Wilson
So brave. Congrats on being a dad though
Kevin Peterson
Neither does Latifi but there you go.
William Williams
neat
Logan Cook
>Dan is gonna get beaten by David Schumacher >Again
My fucking sides
Connor Scott
Please fuck this up as well Dan, it's just too entertaining
Adrian Miller
>Going down 2 steps on the Carrer ladder because you are a massive Cunt
JUST
When you thought the fun was over he comes back.
Hunter Walker
What will happen if Sophia beats him?
Lincoln Thomas
>physically attacked his engineer yeah, "super mega cunt" is correct.
Eli Green
Fucking hell, Ted Kravitz Youtube video upload out of nowhere
Imagine being the first choice for the best seat on the grid but you signed your career away to some brainlet baguette team which subsequently drops you two years later. JUSTenberg'd
Landon Collins
and then Sophia fights her
Jacob Cook
>bigjohn and son of magnus have a drive for 2020 >hulkamania doesn't NEVER THE GUY NEVER DREW A DIME
>waits for options >shuns Haas >only option left is Williams Lache alle Lacher.
Unlucky in gambling, lucky in love, right? Right?
oh, now I remember the Austrian commentator to repeated say on TV that he doesn't expect bigjohn to be in f1 in 2020, and wurz sort of kinda through the grapevine agreeing they're gonna eat their words tomorrow during p2-broadcast lel, can't wait.
>according to paddock rumors, physically attacked his engineer in the Japanese Mugen Super Formula team last June in Sugo it was obvious that something like that happened.
Liam Lopez
>Physically attacking engineers No wonder Marko fired the fucker ASAP Being on good terms with engineers is unwritten rule in motorsport, this is the reason why Grosjean is still able to get F1 seats even though he's an overbraking shitter
Dylan Mitchell
>14th october renault confirms hulk >2nd december rosberg announces retirement not really
Thomas Fisher
De Vries joined Mercedes in FE
Kevin Sullivan
Zero, he left because the Williams was to shit for his sponsors last year, so he's certainly not coming back after the results of this year
>Neither does Latifi According to the F2 rankings and his super licence points and the money he'll bring to the team he totally deserves a shot at F1 in the worst car of the grid
Jacob Miller
Press F for Kubica's career
Gabriel Gutierrez
Those are some big boy threads
Jaxson Murphy
Despite actually racing single seaters, in the past 7 years (238 races), Latifi has >no pole positions (except 1 reverse grid 'pole') >7 wins (4 from this season)
Christian Morales
>Kubica announces retirement >A few posts
>Ticktum returns to shit talk Prema >Loads of replies
Imagine being that fucking irrelevant in F1.
Luke Hall
How low will he go?
I predict midfield European Truck Racing Championship in 2021
Kubica will remain in F1 though. Not as a driver, but it's not retirement. /f1/ is obsessed with Ticktum so it's no surprise.
Camden Jackson
motorsport.com/f1/news/giovinazzi-hulkenberg-alfa-romeo-2020/4543630/ >Mattia Binotto says Alfa Romeo driver Antonio Giovinazzi needs to feel the "confidence" of Ferrari >Ferrari believes Giovinazzi is well-placed to prove himself over the rest of 2019. This is what I said since days, Nico has no chances at Alfa
Ian Ortiz
>Imagine being from the Philippines
Jackson Phillips
:(
Jaxson Lopez
is Ferrari trying to create a Barrichello for Leclerc?
Horner said Gasly will race inRB untill the end of season
Daniel Parker
>oops I did it again
Cooper Sanchez
they were probably thinking: "wow, if our engine was as good/reliable as a mercedes, we could have won the championship!"
even back than this was already true
Ayden Edwards
>hot and warm pick one
Asher Rodriguez
I don't even think that GIO is fast enough A Barrichello must be able to win races but to miss the little thing that makes their teammate win the WDC Also Mini Schumi is coming in 2021, so Ferrari only uses Giovinazzi to make Alfa understand that they have control of the second seat I'm sure that Ferrari will not let Alfa choose their pilot even for just one year, because they fear that Alfa might try to retake the control of the seat for ever, rebel, or break ties to Ferrari
Jacob Perry
>this is an actual product in the official F1 merch store
>tfw I sent Mercedes that exact quote on a picture of Bottas and asked if I could have some Merc staff sign it >tfw I got nothing back
Cunts
Samuel Richardson
>Kubica out >Grosjean out who's next?
Ryan Young
so now you're building a harem of impregnated whores?
Owen Sanchez
Can Hulkenberg being booted out of F1 because he was too cocky to accept a 1 year deal be added to the exposure charts?
Ryan James
Based
Jason Gomez
kurwica not having a seat in 2020 isn't exactly surprising
Jason Taylor
Wow, they actually unironically care about the point. Legit fucking sad.
Jacob Gonzalez
>Also Mini Schumi is coming in 2021 unless ferrari find themselves in a red bull situation, mini shumi will never race at ferrari. he's just a name, not much else.
Aiden Brooks
>warm I meant moist, sorry Since when do we trust in what RB says?
Wyatt Ramirez
>Grosjean out Dumb cunt.
Ian Wilson
It's probably just for the memes
Carter Morgan
>Bydgoszcz is this a phrase, someone's name, city/town or someone smacking their head on a keyboard?
Jace Murphy
>“This is just to do some racing really – that’s the main thing,” said Ticktum. “I haven’t been in a race since Sugo [the Super Formula round in June], and this is a very good opportunity to do some racing with a good team. It came out of the blue and it’s very last-minute.”
>Ticktum is also hoping to return to Macau in a bid for a hat-trick of triumphs in the Far East classic, which this year is switching over to the new FIA F3 Championship cars.
>“I can’t say anything, but I very much hope so,” said Ticktum. “We should know more in the next couple of weeks.”
Oh for christ sake he is still going on about Macau.
If he manages to win Macau then the would have actually managed to from go up from Regional F3 level to FIA """"F3"""" level this year I'm sure that he'll be able to find an other Olivia to *sploosh* into
Asher Butler
What the %^*@!^ are you talking about?
Charles Diaz
That's the only thing that they can market about Bottas since he doesn't say funny things on radio often
Jace Nelson
If he wins Macau for a third time that's quite an achievement, but what's even more of an achievement is being such a cunt that noone wants to give you a drive despite being a three-time Macau GP winner.
Zachary Russell
I don't think there will be Williams in 2020 season anyway.
Benjamin Kelly
>If he wins Macau for a third time that's quite an achievement not really. if you're a talented driver you aren't in F3 long enough to have the chance to do that.
Grayson Reed
>achievement I wouldn't include his first """victory""" in anything called an achievement.
Sebastian Torres
You have a point.
Joshua Anderson
>inb4 Hulkenberg to Williams
Aiden Jenkins
good point desu
Alexander Brooks
You also have a point.
So, he's just a cunt then.
Leo Ross
new
Evan Harris
>we're 14 months away from a Williams pole position neat
Dominic Evans
>now you remember that mercedes had planned to sign Hulkenberg, but he already made a contract with renault.
Quite the opposite. The only driver to win Macau more than once and becoming an F1 driver has been Patrese. Even winning Macau didn't made much of a note lately as the last winner to debut in F1 has been Takuma-kun
Xavier Anderson
Third, Sette Camara and Hasburg killed themselves while fighting for P1 on the last turn