What does he even do

creates space

Hmmm

more like *does fuck all and fails to get carried and draws in you're path*

he does nothing unless he gets spoonfed crosses or someone wins a penalty

OH TWAIN

giving Piers Morgan good TV ratings

seems to play at least 4 different positions on the pitch and in 3 different leagues and clubs while being the greatest football player of all time breaking every record imaginable

*Makes his 15th off-target shot of the match*

>a stat padding poacher with a worse ratio than messi

>no romanian flag defending him

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>brings messi out of nowhere
oof... how do we even unpack this...

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post his highlights from todays game that will teach him
oh wait he didn't do shit OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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wow Juventus had a 2 goal lead in Madrid!

surely the best player in the world and Juve's most expensive player who plays center forward and has the team built around him scored at some point in that game, which would explain why Juve were ahead. that would be the sort of thing that would justify all those Arabs and Malaysians posting about how he is the greatest player of all time

Let me just take a big sip of Folger's Instant Coffee and check the game stats...

>first time playing after 2 months of injury

>Dribbled Past: 0
literally the best defender in the world lads
Virgin van Kike could never

wow a dribble and a miss, truly the goat
I hope Mendes is giving you some bitcoin per post, otherwise you're just deluded

>his first 30 minutes playing for Barcelona since May last season
>WHY ISNT HE MATCH FIT

He makes Arab fans very happy

>his first 30 minutes of action after coming back from injury
Seethe and cope, t*gao

>expecting Tsunaldo to perform in the groupstage
that's Messi's territory

>who plays center forward and has the team built around him
>that opinion
>that flag
Go back to your apehoop threads. Higuain is the CF.
Imagine thinking a team with construction workers Khedira and Matuidi, selfish CF Higuain and ball hog Cuadrado is built to maximize Ronaldo’s output

R A P E
A
P
E

and cry on TV.

Why didn't he score more against Ajax with joke defenders like De Ligt last season?

Meanwhile messi is supposed to score a hat trick with the worst Barcelona squad in years coming off injury

>Knocked out by a bunch of zoomers who choke to Tottenham

Khedira and Matuidi are world cup winners Joao

Suarez is desu, but hes been choking too

he's been shit all his career, just waits for some teammate to bail him out like van der saar, ramos, marcelo, eder, bale, and so on.

Suarez hasn't scored in an away CL match since 2015

Ratking has been shit for years

how many of these threads are you gonna make?

He was the only one who played well

Sarri literally said that he built the team's tactics to let Ronaldo score

>Why don't they give me tap ins? NOOOO

But two teammates scored

The Romanian autist gets to make a lot about Messi. It's only fair that Ronaldo gets the same treatment.

>i built the team and tactics to let ronaldo score
>that's why 90% of the squad is the same as last year's, and I put ronaldo, a 34 year old man, as a winger for most of the game
the fuck should I care what sarri says?

he does BLACK BVLLS

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>30 minutes after 2 month injury

He was instrumental in that

Because it matters
It's not like Juve is a bad team

But he didn’t assist in either goal

He scored in both legs, 5 goals in 4 matches if you add the goals against Atletico
He did fine.

He really, really likes having sex with his wife

Atletico are the biggest chokers in CL history

reminder there was refball and Atletico could've easily won the game

>why should I care what the guy who directs and sets up the team says

>He was instrumental in that
Post his assists or key passes then, chicano

He's saving himself for the knock out round

Fair point. But I feel like it's ramping up...

>It's not like Juve is a bad team
It's not but it's clearly not the team that Paratici wanted to build
>wanted to sell Dybala, he rejects United, Tottenham and other clubs
>wanted to sell Higuain, he rejects Roma
>wanted to sell Khedira and Matuidi, they don't want to go

>the liquidator of Lithuania

every team has this issue
Barcelona couldn't sell Umtiti, Rakitic, Dembele, and so forth because they refused to leave.

Yeah cos no one watched the Trump interview.

Barcelona is full of fantastic players. their coach is just retarded.

10/10 bait, la

>Barcelona is full of fantastic players
Hmmm

>disappears in yet another big game
Why won’t Twain acknowledge the liquidator of Lithuania’s decline?

when are the next games? i've missed out on this

With Barcelona it's a nightmare. They have those guys on such ridiculous wages that no one is willing to take the risk.

>next Champions League games
October 1 and 2

Ahahahahah
Would you rather be fed by Arthur or Matuidi? Rakitic or Khedira? Muh Pjanic? De Jong’s better and he’s showing.

>but Suarez is finished
Oh yes, because Higuain is lighting up the footballing world.

Then we end with a totally fair Griezmann vs Cuadrado.

Matuidi is unironically better than Arthur

thanks argie

The one who won the world cup

He's finished. We have to deal with ronaldo dickriders spamming he's the best ever every once in a while he scores tho

He isn’t. But would you rather be fed by Essien or Borja Valero?

The lambaster of Lithuania

So Griezmann. You’re dumb.

>gay response

That was in response to your first question Marcelo

Look, a chimp has memory capacity of a chimp. Color me surprized.

>american
>prefers the black guy
Like pottery

Ah yes who can forge his performance against Lithuania

I'm not American and ease up on the projection there. Yes I prefer the better proven player, take your cuck autism back to /pol/

Do you really think Ronaldo is an actual winger? He just starts wide so he can cut in better on crosses and be free from marking more easily, he does nothing of the defensive work a real winger is asked to do. He actually said that everyone has to defend because he wont

he didn't touch the ball in the buildup of either goal

>USGay having to say anything about football
You don't even know how the sport is called so know your role and stick to niggerball aka basketball. Oh wait, you got rekt this WC by European countries there too. Just off yourself.

>poland having a say in football
If you dare say that to a burger I can easily say that to you as well. Now get lost I can't be seen debating football with a polak

*dies soon after making that post*
RIP in advance.

He literally gave the ball to alex sandro. But no surprise you faggots don’t watcch the matches.

Literally tonight

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That red spot is where he stands when his team doesn't have the ball.

>don't criticise my boyfriend Ronaldo
kek

It's one thing to criticise, it's something completely different to imply the man didn't do shit in last (how many?) years other than win agains Lithuania.
Also, how come no other player gets shat on so much as CR does? People are butthurt over how great the guy is at something and they know they are pretty much shit at everything.
Litteraly bigger ego than intelligence.

in your anus

I think it has to do with all the TSU posters literally ruining this board

Why are portuanons such big Ronaldo dickriders?
I am Argentinian but when Messi plays like shit I bash on him like the fraud he is

FUCK THE MODS YANG 2020

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Liverpool will win the UCL

He didn't do shit in 4 CL finals and he somehow managed to make Juve play worse, I swear Juventus is fucking retarded

>he barely sets foot in his own half
my point is proven

*ahem*

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He said “history”, which PSG has none

lmao look at that clown hoping to have the meme digits

thanks for proving my point lmao

fuck you pal, atletico only have 25 more games than us in the CL

>he gave the ball to the guy that assisted

Wow, that really changes everything

not watched many matches with ronaldo/messi playing but when i have they've genuinely played like just about average players. really confuses me lads.

>Twain is so desperate that he literally praises Penaldo for...ASSISTING AN ASSIST
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

he's good at diving

Noone thinks Ronaldo isn't an incredible player. Probably even number 2 of this decade. But people here treat him as some sort of a god