*bundes in eurober edition*
>TODAY 18/09
21:00 Bayern München - Roter Stern Belgrad (1-0 HT) (CL)
21:00 Bayer Leverkusen - Lokomotive Moskau (1-2 HT) (CL)
>TOMORROW 19/09
18:55 Eintracht Frankfurt - FC Arsenal (EL)
21:00 Borussia Mönchengladbach - Wolfsberger AC (EL)
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daily reminder that the frankfurt user is a flabby dickwanst with spaghetti arms and no shoulders and the dane is a man (male)
fucking pillendreher. every year there has to be this ONE german club that makes a mockery of our league.
bayern is great for when you have problems falling asleep desu
>bayern only leasing by 1 isn’t a mockery
nice bias, uli, schon die bild geschmiert für die artikel morgen?
ha-ha
When is Adams coming back? And when will Reyna play for Dirtmound?
...
>ami posting
yikes
whites defeat this gypsy strolling circus.
1 (One) point after 1 (One) game
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wew
by whites to which team are you referring?
LOANERN HÜHNCHEN
what an embarassing performance AT HOME
fuck bayern
no spoilers
LO_KO_MO_TIV MO_SK_VA
LEWA
BOOOOOOOOOOYEEEEEEEERN
get a better stream if you don’t like spoilers
hey 1-2 is a pretty good score considering it's February and they're playing in Russia
wait a minute...
фyндaмeнтaльный
Coutinho will be benched by Mueller by the end of the month
>ERA OF THE PILL
KEK
Uli Hoeneß findet einen Flaschengeist. Sagt der Geist:“Du hast mich gerettet. Du hast einen Wunsch frei.“ Hoeneß holt eine Weltkarte aus der Hosentasche und sagt:“Ich Wünsche mir den Weltfrieden!“ „Das geht nicht!“ antwortet der Geist. Uli sagt:“Dann wünsche ich mir das der FC Bayern Champions League Sieger wird.“ Der Geist kratzt sich am Ohr und sagt:“ Kann ich nochmal die Karte Sehen!
why is Fedor so good today?
My bet relies on Bayer scoring the next goal, how fucked am I.
youre done for
coutinho really is worth his 15 mio netto wages lmao
Anyone watchung ATM-JUV? This is ruled as a pen in the bundes now, isn't it?
how do we save kai "kai havertz" havertz?
trips triple dubs confirm.
streik + emergency transfer to dortmund
Die Mannschaft von Bayern München fliegt zu einem Champions League Spiel nach Spanien. Aus Langeweile beginnen die Burschen in der Maschine mit dem Leder zu spielen und bringen das kleine Flugzeug richtig zum schaukeln. Der Pilot kann die Maschine kaum noch halten und schickt den Funker nach hinten um für Ruhe zu sorgen. Nach zwei Minuten ist tatsächlich absolute Ruhe. „Wie hast Du denn das gemacht?“ fragt der Pilot. „Na ja“, meint der Funker, „ich habe gesagt: Jungs, es ist schönes Wetter draußen, spielt doch vor der Tür!“
no
arm moves away from the ball ever so slightly
Well, scheisse.
Tuchel
we want him saved, not turned into another serial choker
Пoтoмy чтo y нeгo дpyжки из тюpяжки oткинyлиcь.
only the most obscure blood ritual can save you now
willst du mal wieder richtig reiern, dann schau ein spiel vom fc bayern
holy shit Leverkusen just fucking score
dubs confirms
hat take: havertz is shit and overrated
I feel like a lot of Leverkusen players are overrated. Tah and Bailey might be good enough for a 3:2 against Paderborn, but high calibers like Lok won't be fazed by them. I watched jav yesterday. would be perfect without the pixels, but still prefer it to soulless american garbage. Bosz is a proven fraud, dunno why Rudi hired him, makes no sense.
He's got no Brandt to fuck so his form dippped.
BASED THOMAS
i don’t get why anyone rates tah, he is abysmal, always.
just look at the dortmund match and the ec qualifiers, he’s the weakest shitter on the pitch
based bravertz poster
falscher fadne bru heh
>high calibers like Lok
Lmfao
They are championship tier
Müller can score?
Some very questionable posters in bundesu tonight.
no need to be upset
>I watched jav yesterday. would be perfect without the pixels, but still prefer it to soulless american garbage
i-is this a Gleichnis?
give me my hat back
It's okay, Atlético fucked me anyway, thanks lads.
MÜLLEL
coutinho BTFO
>Atletico and Juve draw
>Leverkusen could go 1st with a win
>lose to some russian farmer
peak Neverkusen
Told you about Bernat
>but high calibers like Lok won't be fazed by them.
lel
зaeбиcь
>80min of coutinho: o goal
>10 min of müller: goal
it’s official now, lmao 15 mio netto a year! hoho
waiting on that müllers wife insta post.
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The obsession some of these posters that allegedly hate Bayern have with them is slightly concerning
WAS DER FÜR EINEN SCHEISSDRECK GESPIELT HAT
*champions league
Please learn to organize your ideas, JAV porn has nothing to do with the rest of your post.
Ocтaлocь eбнyть Джyвeнтyc и Aтлeтиco
Bosz is just shit.
I didn't think Leverkusen were so bad as to lose this game tbqh
fuck of bayernbaby
where will Qtinho end up after this season?
>those people who were saying he'd changed his ways with Leverkusen after their initial winning streak
it’s a tactical defeat, trust BOSZ
back to the barca bench
You bandwagoners always fall for this shit. Every season another meme team.
>golfsburg
>neverkusen
>hoppenheim
>m'gladbach
You never learn.
>Jetzt schaltet sich der Bayern-Boss in den Torwart-Zoff zwischen Marc-André ter Stegen (27) und Manuel Neuer (33) ein – und attackiert den DFB!
>Um 20.45 Uhr legte Karl-Heinz Rummenigge (63) am Sky-Mikrofon los. Der Vorstandschef: „Beide haben Weltklasse-Format. Was mir nicht gefällt an der Geschichte und was irritierend ist, ist ganz einfach auch hier das Verhalten des DFB. Da wird nie so richtig Klartext gesprochen. Zum Teil wird das auf dem Rücken von Manuel ausgetragen. Das finde ich nicht fair!“
Olmo
yeah nah, he just needs to get a brandt regen for the way he wants to play, actually it's kinda weird that he went for 4-2-3-1 with havertz as a 10 since that was already pure cancer under herrlich
Virgin Aranquiz vs Chad Barinov
>bandwagoners
i've been a lifelong leverkusen supporter of 1 year
>posting 2 hours old articles
yawn
Demirbay, unfortunately he missed the last matches
>nevereverkusen
we'll see, read a lot of hype about amiri as well
>railroad worker
fix
so after watching bayern struggle for 80 minutes in the easiest group of this years CL it’s clear tha5 they won’t make it to the semis like intended.
who will be the coach next season?
Tedesco
yes
>saving or even making that image
au weia
Absolutely not surprised. Leverkusens goal is scamming epl clubs anyway.
>Buy a bunch of good prospects
>generate hype
>hire a coach that plays attacking football, >generate more hype
>trash shitters
>generate more hype
That will be 80.000.000 (pound sterling), thanks.
who would buy tah for 80 mio lmao
hob gschissn
I want them to interview based Rudi.
I want to hear what he has to say about Bosz and the game.
propably Nagelsmeme
shit, sorry.
read “tah will be ...”
i’m tired
I wouldn't even buy Tah for free
fucking braindead N
not even fast
who’s rudi?
coutinho scored tho (offside)
Völler you faggot.
got my asshole fingered yesterday when i got sucked off by that girl i’m seeing atm. wasn’t planned by me or anything, she cheekily put a finger there. felt great
newfag
again, why was Tah in der Startelf?
He will defend Bosz until the Abstiegskampf starts. Rudi is based.
who? he didnt even play today
based cocksucker-soon-to-be-assgiver user
hob nur gpubst
so he didn’t score, got it
völler is anything BUT based, babyman
because he's their best defender
that's how bad they are
cope
lmao post time is elf uhr elf und elf sekunden
based
dilate
>ynr Sinkgraven
is he injured? what happened to him?
my gf does that too
don’t know what to think about it tb h
bayern is not very good tb h
yes
do you think havertz and brandt fuck each other?
...
do you?
/bundes/ is the worst general on this board
can’t be disproven
nö
*disproves it*
>Uli Hoeneß on ter Stegen: "He's talking like he's won 17 world cups. He has no claim at all. There is no discussion that only Neuer is number 1. We don't like our players' reputation being damaged. He will always be the best"
Durchfallanon on the shitter again, what a lad
lmao dumb amerifat can't into Gleichnis
>mit solche fehler ist es auch schwierig solche spiele auch zu gewinnen
bosz interviews are so comfy
it's like an IRL tm customer, one of those shady tm customers with 12 posts
this time bosch is finished, right? we wont see him in the bundes again, right? schalke wont buy him next season, r-right?
feel like pure shit just want them back xx
nice fake, chairfolder
that’s def a löw quote
i hope not, fucking love bosz
dude voetbal total LMFAO
>ynr Bosz not winning a single CL match with Dortmund, losing 4 and drawing twice (with APOEL)
good times
will take over from kovac
my god, it would be perfect
ja, sammama, *sharp inhale* mit soischen fehlern isch es au schwierig sammamal so ein schbiel au zu gewinnen
meant for
>Klose, Podolski, Lëwandowski
It sucks that the best polish players are german.
yeah it's too bad we'll never see lewa perform for poland :^)
lewa is polish
So Bosz is supposed to be a lidl Klopp, right?
watch the whole interview, he's also seething at the DfB and media
twitter.com
>Er kann so lange spielen wie er gesund ist, weil er wird immer der Beste sein. Da gibts ja überhaupt ka Diskussion
peak delusion
Imagine Thomas Müller being your clubs record player in the Champions League
I still don't get how Thomas "Körperklaus" Müller became professional soccer player.
Who would be in the current prussian national team?
He have the mia San Mia attitude
well, his great positioning allows him to score goals/give assists
that is the only reason I can come up with
you're just mad that he's showing up the EPLEL baby
night
yes yes
I remembered a few years back when Klinsmann got into public arguments with MLS, the MLS commissioner would come out and openly shit on Klinsmann and defend the MLS players. Basically the same thing going on here with Bayern defending their shitters and getting mad at the DfB
Question is, why does Bayern think the Man-shaft should be the Bayern national team?
nachti
his gf is a fox
Why are south German journalists so respektlos und geisteskrank
*reus shoots the ball directly to ter stegen*
*OMG TER STEGEN BEST GK*
*he saves a bad penalty, something that neuer has done a lot too*
*OMG NEUER BTFO TER STEGEN BEST GK*
>Why are you insulting our Bavarian boy from Gelsenkirchen REEEEEEEEEEEEE
can't make it up
he's an honorary bavarian
>bosz talks for an eternity with the 4th official after the game
>sky faggot asks him what they were talking about
>he says he wanted to know where the ref was from and stuff like that
>sky faggot thinks it's a joke and keeps asking
>bosz completely serious
lel
ayyy
Probably got rejected by Nübel and have to prepare their fans for 5 more years of Neuer
Why? He used to be really good.
>Neuer doesn't play for over a year
>Ter-Stegen is No.1 at Barca and is doing okay
>Neuer still gets choosen over Ter-Stegen
That's not even konkurenzkampf tbqh.
>neuer makes a costly mistake against south korea
based
should've played for buyern if he wanted to play in the man-shaft
that match was over though at this point
he was just taking the piss
Die Arena im Stadtwald ist, wie immer, mit 47 500 Zuschauern ausverkauft, 1500 Fans bringen die Engländer mit, die „begeistert sein werden ob der urgewaltigen Kraft, die uns auszeichnet“, fabuliert Bobic. Das ist nicht überall so: Beim VfL Wolfsburg, der heute um 21 Uhr ebenfalls in der Europa League den ukrainischen Klub PFK Oleksandriya erwartet, wäre schon gottfroh, es kämen wenigstens 10 000 Fans - und dabei gibt es, anders als zuletzt, sogar alkoholisches Bier.
>2:04
Germany:Denmark?
reminder that it's every /bundes/ member duty to hunt tom down in every thread on Yea Forums and tell him to fuck off until he leaves this board for good.
I'm way too busy for that
>Der Vertrag von Nemanja Matic bei Manchester United läuft am Ende der Saison aus. Bei zahlreichen Topklubs soll der dann ablösefreie Mittelfeldmann deshalb auf dem Zettel stehen - auch bei Borussia Dortmund.
>Wie die "Sun" berichtet, muss sich der BVB im Poker Matic allerdings auf namhafte Konkurrenz aus Italien gefasst machen. Demnach sind auch Juventus, Inter und AC Mailand an dem serbischen Nationalspieler interessiert.
>22 Scorerpunkte (17 Tore/5 Vorlagen) in neun Spielen, darunter ein satter Dreierpack bei seinem ersten Einsatz in der Champions League - so lautet die unfassbare Bilanz, mit der der 19-jährige Norweger Erling Haland derzeit die Blicke von ganz Fußball-Europa auf sich zieht. Kein Wunder, dass der Stürmer von RB Salzburg Begehrlichkeiten bei der Konkurrenz weckt. Die besten Chancen hat angeblich Borussia Dortmund.
>Der BVB soll beim Poker um den Senkrechtstarter vor allem von seinem Ruf profitieren, junge Talente zu fördern. Das will das Portal "90min" erfahren haben.
>Neben den Dortmundern sollen in erster Linie die Klubs aus der englischen Premier League großes Interesse an Håland zeigen. Bis zu 15 Scouts haben die Gala des Linksfußes beim 6:2-Sieg der Salzburger gegen KRC Genk in der Champions League "90min" zufolge im Stadion verfolgt.
>Laut "Express" hat allen voran der FC Arsenal den Offensivspieler im Visier, die spanische Presse berichtet derweil von einem Interesse von Real Madrid.
>Naheliegend ist zudem, dass Manchester United den Angreifer auf dem Zettel hat: Teammanager Ole Gunnar Solskjær hatte Haaland bereits beim norwegischen Erstligisten Molde FK unter seinen Fittichen.
>Sollte die 1,94m-Kante sich dennoch dazu entscheiden, den nächsten Schritt beim BVB zu machen, dürften die Borussen tief in die Tasche greifen müssen. Hollands Vertrag in Salzburg endet erst im Sommer 2023, über eine Ausstiegsklausel ist nichts bekannt.
>Scorerpunkte
----------lewa--piatek
---------werner---???
--------krychowiak--kroos
schulz--halstenberg--glik--???
-------------szczesny
meant for
daily reminder that frankfurt speckie should loose weight and work those tiny arms.
there he is again, with that damned smile of his
>2017, 2018
>massive panic attacks on tm, people felt impeding doom and yelled we will fall behind even ligue un in the 5 year rankings
>2019
>we surpassed italy and are third now again
>hurr durr who cares about international rankings?! t. TM drones
mad
why would schalke get bosch when they have americas brave david wagner
Fußball-Fans von Roter Stern Belgrad haben sich beim Gastspiel in der Champions League bei Bayern München (0:3) mehrfach daneben benommen.
Die Polizei verzeichnete rund um die Begegnung am Mittwoch insgesamt 30 vorläufige Festnahmen wegen Straftaten wie Raub, Landfriedensbruch, Diebstahl, Beleidigung, Körperverletzung, Hausfriedensbruch, Verstoß gegen das Betäubungsmittel- und das Sprengstoffgesetz, Widerstand und Verwendung verfassungsfeindlicher Symbole.
Nur durch den Einsatz eines größeren Aufgebots an Polizisten sei nach dem Spiel ein Zusammenstoß zwischen Heim- und Gästefans verhindert worden. "Es bleibt festzuhalten, dass nur ein massives Einschreiten der eingesetzten Polizeibeamten gegen die vielfach alkoholisierten und nicht kooperativen Gästefans schlimmere Auswirkungen verhindert hat", hieß es in einer Mitteilung.
I think Ulrich is 100% past it now, soft in the head.
i thought serbs are pretty tall so what's with their impotent manlet rage? why are they always so asshurt?
>insgesamt 30 vorläufige Festnahmen wegen Straftaten wie Raub, Landfriedensbruch, Diebstahl, Beleidigung, Körperverletzung, Hausfriedensbruch, Verstoß gegen das Betäubungsmittel- und das Sprengstoffgesetz
so just the usual wednesday in munich
You can thank Frankfurt
Lewis Holtby hat einen neuen Arbeitgeber gefunden und einen Zweijahresvertrag bei den Blackburn Rovers unterschrieben.
Lewis Holtby? More like Who is Holtby? ;D
>(You)
>tfw it's not Friday yet
I thought it was friday too, bruder
the absolute worst feel in the world when it is felt on a Thursday
>it's 15°C in my room and the heater isn't turning on because it's 16.5°C outside
ah yes fuck this time of the year so much
open a window and you get a total of 33.5°C
based or cringe?
good news for leverkusen: the pacenog is out for 4 weeks
he's a rambling potato, it's outside of the br/cb sprectrum.
which one?
the half season wonder
no you have to use a weighted average with a_0 = 0.25 for outside temp because it is less effective and a_1 = 0.75 because inside temp is dominant, so we get a total of
a_0*t_0 + a_1*t_1 = 0.25*16.5+0.75*15 = 15.375°C or better 288,525 K if user opens his window. thermal conductivity is ignored.
>„Von den handelnden Personen hätte ich schon erwartet, dass man den Herrn ter Stegen mal in die Ecke stellt und ihm mal klar sagt, dass es so nicht geht. Denn er beschädigt hier einen tadellosen Sportsmann wie den Manuel Neuer, der niemandem was getan hat", sagte Hoeneß. Man würde Neuer als „altes Eisen“ darstellen, der „gefälligst nach der Europameisterschaft aufzuhören“ habe. Aber: „Da werden sich manche noch wundern. Wenn das so weitergeht, spielt der in fünf Jahren noch, und dann hat der ter Stegen wahrscheinlich schon einen grauen Bart.“
>media's face when
plot twist: Hoeneß is self-inserting because he's being replaced by a blone goalkeeper as well.
>"Man hätte erwartet, dass die Mannschaft Gas gibt, dass sie Leidenschaft zeigt, dass sie Empathie zeigt. Das hat mir da gefehlt. Da hat meiner Meinung nach auch die Mannschaftsleitung es nicht geschafft, eine Einheit zu bilden", sagte Hoeneß in München bei einem Medien-Termin der Basketball-Bundesliga. "Wir haben alle gehofft, dass die Nationalmannschaft einen zusätzlichen Schub gibt. Das hat sich leider nicht bewahrheitet."
The Alba boss said practically the same so it's probably true.
the better question is, who the fuck cares about apehoop in Germany? even the ameriboos focus on handegg.
>Da werden sich manche noch wundern. Wenn das so weitergeht, spielt der in fünf Jahren noch
well I wouldn't be surprised lemur
STOP POSTING HIM
damn that pic is straight out of 2007
it's a trie Klassiker
*smiles at you incompetently*
>frankfurt in 45 min already
wat ze fack
Days are getting shorter
strong
is it on RTL nitro? if not where can I watch?
dazn
This man is a genius.
>he's too poor to afford a jacket
based Curio
>not being completely naked at home at all times
???
it's apparently already too cold for my female roomate to walk around in underwear :/
I still have the windows open and I still wear shorts and t-shirt (at home)
>no pants
>no undies
>no problems
only a thick wooly christmas sweater
are you a qt girl?
>kostic
you gave me a boner, i really hope you are female
did xhaka, auba and kola forget how2 bundes?
the first rule of joining Arsenal is that you immediately become shit and never recover
TRAPP
RUH ROH
pfffffffffffahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
>not knowing what a nickname is
Welcome to the internet, let me be your guide.
well obviously Bild checks their sources better than some refugee enabling beamter
>Callum Hudson-Odoi has signed a new contract which will keep him at Chelsea until 2024.
OHNONONONONOOONONONO
What a twist. Reminds me of the movie by M.Night Shamalayan 'The Village'. Just now when everyone thought he was Jatta for real.
RESPEKTLOS
Wurst Uli is going full on senile isnt he
dumme Sow
>miss out on Werner for free
>miss out on CHO for free
Nübel extension imminent
Wenn ihr wüsstet, wen wir alles sowieso nie haben wollten.
Frankfurt's going to finish somewhere between 11 and 14 this season, getting kicked out of the europe league and turn into a semi-rich literal who again.
Nobody needs Nübel. Neuer is far better and still playing on a worldclass level until he is 40.
We'll sign Coutinho, Havertz, Sane for 250M. Perisic doesn't look too bad either.
So you guys are going to a #Klimastreik tomorrow, right?
>"BILD und SPORT BILD liegen Kopien von Dokumenten vor, die neue Zweifel an der Identität des HSV-Profis aufwerfen." Laut Staatsanwaltschaft prüft die Polizei nun.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>BILD starting another police investigation in Hamburg
nö but I might go for a comfy night drive now
based BILD is not going to let (((them))) slide it this time
based
>We'll sign Coutinho, Havertz, Sane for 250M.
[spoiler]nö[/spoiler]
So I am about to go shopping after the SGE match. What should I get for dinner?
In Köln lads. What’s there to do?
Anzeige ist raus
try not to get overrun or stabbed, that's pretty much it.
gaysex
Ich habe sowieso nie verstanden warum wir ihn unbedingt wollten und vorallem für die gehandelten Summen.
what on earth is Trapp doing?
>wir
>Aubameyang
How do we stop Copenhagen?
Hello I am home now
I was in the Zoo today, I enjoyed it alot.
>Frankfurt match almost over
Well fuck you too UEFA, who tf wants to watch Slovan Bratislava - Besiktas at 21 CEST?
wew that's really some planloses Rumgebolze that Frankfurt is doing
It wasn’t supposed to be like this Frankfurtbros...
Yeah, Frankfurt looking very poor sadly
nono it's just going to be like last season lol
does Jovic even play at Real lol
comes on at the 85'
lost their mojo after last season
>conceding 3 goals to arse
this is embarrassing, arse are dogshit
>losing to Augsburg
>losing to Arsenal
back to relegation battle it is
rate this passmap
>Volland
olmolo
>Bailey
lmao
>TAH
unironically pathetic
>Tah
havent eaten anything for 90 hours
are you poor?
no just depressed and lovesick
haven't eaten anything in 90 minutes. already feeling like
me too kind of
neat
you gotta eat fren
here is some inspiration for you
well eat some dick then
the famous Bosz U
Thanks for replying, here have some cats
Eden Hazard?
comfy, I wish I was a tiger in a zoo
>you gotta eat fren
that's just completely wrong. nothing wrong with fasting regularly over longer periods of time. it's damn good for you.
gladbach losing to a team i've never heard of
>Rangers
Laughing so hard rn
Should every german team besides Bayern and RB get banned from competeting in european football?
>i rate Rose
Dortmund still allowed, draw against Bartzelona is fine
spätestens seit Sané bei den Bayern sich angeboten hat war er eh kein großes Thema mehr. Nur zu einem günstigen Preis hätten sie ihn noch verpflichtet.
Seine Perspektiven wären mit einem Coman, Gnabry und dann noch Sané vor ihm auch eher gering gewesen.
Nur mit Gnabry und Coman hätte das natürlich anders ausgesehen.
Zu einem der ganz großen Vereine kann er ja immer noch wechseln, wenn seine Leistung passt und ein Verein die Ablöse zahlt.
>implying beating red star and benfica is anything to write home about
JA SPINNT DER HERR TER-STEGEN DENN
>winning at Lisboa as a pot 4 team
come on man, look what happened to Atalanta
Imagine being a Frankfurter
I'd rather not
>Wolfsburg is the only team not embarassing us tonight
Apologize to him right fucking now
show me a picture with more heart
Are Rose and Adolf overrated?
youtube.com
how have I not seen this one yet
>gladbach
jesus
I don't know, are you extremely new?
ELMO ALDER
nö actually not thats why I'm wondering
really liked that dark away kit on the right
>Mongenschwachkopf
can't we just donate our EL spots to better leagues?
>losing to a pellet factory
IHR DUMMEN MONGOS :DDDDD
Luxemburg?
Adolf raus
Adi H. was an inside job
what the FUCK are gladbach doing
>mongbach
>mfw
what the fuck
was passiert
What the fuck Gladbach... The fuck is this shit?
this guy singlehandedly doomed German football
>fohlen
Reminder that Ginter is a starting CB for our National Team.
Let that sink in.
>Tah-Ginter
Hot
jogi just wants to watch the world burn at this point
>seit Sané bei den Bayern sich angeboten hat
ELMO ALDER. tm customers are fucking fantastic.
>conceding 3 at home to part time wood pellet manufacturers
Is Jogi the german Bosz?
>Gladbach
my sides have left orbit
I'm enjoying this way too much
>KACKBACH
BOMBEN AUF GLADBACH
ah yes, german football in international competitions, are true success story in the late 2010s
fohlen? more like hähne.
nah Bosz matches are usually entertaining, Löws not so much
Rose is the german Bosz
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AUA AUA MEINE EUROPALEAGUE
who the FUCK are WAC???????????
imagine dropping out of the EL group stages
I'LL BE LAUGHING WITH EVERYONE I SEE
CAN'T BELIEVE HOW STRANGE IT IS TO BE ANYTHING AT AAALLL
Pellets merchants
Im a SGE fan so I'm experiencing that already
twitter.com
wtf I love Karies now
That's it! I'm unironically switching to women's football.
okay Tom
absolute madman
he CAN NOT get away with it
fuck you, Kackbach
based karies
resting bitch fattie on the left
imagine being a fat Mareike, crying because your shitty club is getting shat on
god damn that fucking gattie would be so hot if she lost weight, to hell with you McDonalds.
I can't take this anymore
WHAT THE FUCK
>conceding another one
hahaha was zum teufel gladbach
>The city of Germany
where can i watch the PK after this?
imagine the frustfick with ronny afterwards
>getting btfo by wac
Gladbach is even worse than Austria Wien
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
>g-g-g-gladbach is good
After Werner managed to score 3 (three) goals in one match against them, we should have known that BMG season was over
>Schlapplach
amazing
>MACH MA DIE SCHEIß KAMERA WEG
Jogi isnt that much of a fraud
BYE!
>Nun verlassen viele Fans schon das Stadion!
Nice "fans"
>die Barackenstadt des Marco Rose
Film das scheiß Spiel du Arschloch
where is the 0-5 ?
>open stream
>gladbach player sends cross into row Z
based
Is Rose the new Bosz?
Did they qualified through a national cup?
both are pressing memers, but Boszball is more possession oriented
Wolfsberg!
Wolfsburg!
>Wolves
>Gladbach kassiert die höchste Europapokal-Pleite seiner Vereinsgeschichte.
oof
they came in third place, and because Salzburg pushed our coefficient past the Netherlands they got in directly. This is honestly their first European match of the season, and I think their third overall.
is that the most embarrassing showing from a bundes team in europe?
>losing to literal Dorftrottel with a 5k home-stadium
Stuttgart and >schalke might be contenders but yeah this is a solid 9 on the embarrassment scale.
a red day
>Gladbachs worst European home defeat is now to some part-time ski instructors
can someone JUST Rose in this one?
I'm pretty impressed by the /bundes/ team WAC desu
That reminds me
>M'Lady had 69% possession
could they win the Meisterschaft over Buyern and Dortmund?
>move from Austrian FC Red Bull Salzburg GmbH & CO. KG Aktiengesellschaft to German Gladbach for /bundes/-fame
>get pwned by literal Austrian Dorftrottel
when will /bundes/-teams finally realize steamrolling the Austrian league with Red Bull Salzburg doesn't require the coach to be good?
Eine Kernschmelze diesen Ausmaßes habe ich noch nie erlebt. Das schlimmste was ich je im Fußball erlebt habe. Eine Entschuldigung des gesamten Vereins ist das mindeste was es jetzt zu tun gibt.
>first SOG in minute 60
ebin
>frothing
Schalke lost 7:0
against mancity tho
Against City away, yes its still really embarassing but not at much as losing 0:4 against some Schluchtenscheißer
>Eine Entschuldigung des gesamten Vereins ist das mindeste was es jetzt zu tun gibt.
who the fuck writes crap like this?
when they had their worst phase in years against mancity in their best form at home
1. RB Leipzig
2. Bayern
3. Wolfsburg
4. Dortmund
5. Schalke
6. Bremen
7. Freiburg
screencap this
Are they even professional players?
Eintracht being relegated? I'm all for it. Fuck Adol H. and fuck Freddy B.
>bremen
apparently he used an email-address like bakarydaffeh*@********* back in 2015.
KEK.
Boring but honest answer: no
watch them rape the league when all their players are fit again
have they even brought in a replacement for kruse
Schnauze Tobi, WolfsbUrg is still garbage
>WolfsbUrg is still garbage
they have a pretty cool team tho
Osako
less garbage than all the other shit teams in this joke of a league
Yeah, but you earn fuckall in Austria
It doesn't look like it, but all of the first division and most of the second division is professional here.
But to be fair, Wolfsberg have a very solid team, definitely top 3 in the league. The midfield is the most technically gifted in the country after Salzburg, Weissman has more goals than matches, Niangbo is very exciting and the defence is dependable, but unspectacular. Just like Salzburg they score a lot (>3 goals a game currently) and are definitely up there with the LASK, when you look at non-RBS teams.
>This kills the Viennese football-fan.
Untill recently In my mind Austria had only 2 decent teams, Austria and Rapid. I remember I usually seen their names in UEFA cup ~10 years ago. They often competed against our teams back then.
Can I eat Rindswurst when it BPZ literally says just heat it up roh?
>Untill recently
that was at least 10 years ago.
>schalke
>during peak tedesco vs city
>Untill recently In my mind Austria had only 2 decent teams
Well then your knowledge of Austrian football is about 30 years out of date. First it was Tyrol, then Salzburg, then Graz and Tyrol for a bit then the Vienna clubs got some reprieve when everyone went bankrupt and then Didi's Energy drink bucks arrived.
Meanwhile Austria and Rapid sat around like the slow kids with their thumbs up their butt and were wondering why they don't have a title subscription any more
why did it take so long to figure that out?
Oh I know Tyrol, Russia's coach played for them.
that Tyrol team was full of coaching talent for some reason, not only Tschertschessow but also the dude that trains Poland now, Zoki Barisic, Markus Anfang, they even had Jogi Löw when they went bankrupt.
>inb4 >Jogi Löw >Coaching talent
Why is this not a bigger meme?
>Tschertschessow
> coaching talent
He's just being ridiculously lucky with every team he coaches.
what did Hoeneß mean by this?
He is actually turning demented, his latest outburst is just further proof.
it hadnt really durchgesetzt as a bigger meme when it happened
Jz noch 1 Bier
youtube.com
prost fren
staying sober til the weekend tho
its friday, its weekend
you do what you gotta do
yes yes
yes yes
I just cut it down to the weekends because it started fucking me up. also bc I tend to get really drunk once I start drinking
absolutely based
also drinking when working the next day is always suffering
Im a NEET so no worries
Yes, if I would be working I also wouldnt drink now
Für mich ist es Wolfsberg.
>Das
state of Australia
>"Gibt Abende, die so laufen."
haben trotzdem nen guddn dschobb gemacht
I saved it but we were already used to Hoeneß shenanigans so nobody was surprised. it's going to be one of those maymays that appear once in a while and have to be executed well.
>Seit elf Spielen und fast acht Monaten sind die Gladbacher vor eigenem Publikum nun schon ohne Sieg
WAKE ME UP
What does losing feel like? I forgot.
we don't assume genders here
Gladbach is a beta team with a beta coach, there I said it
en.wikipedia.org
Really makes you go hmmm,
Always rated Nailsmeme
he's okay but no Helene-Fischer-Ultra
>bild printing literally cp
think I'm going to report them to Heiko Maas
Ösid
oh and
>In den vergangenen sechs Spielen gab es für Österreichs Klubs gegen deutsche Vertreter keine Niederlage, insgesamt stehen fünf Siege und ein Remis zu Buche. Rechnet man das Länderspiel zwischen ÖFB und DFB im vergangenen Jahr mit ein, sind es sogar sechs Siege.
the Piefke fears the Austrian bull
>let Rose rape you with Salzburg just to hype him up and destroy the bundes from the inside
why are Ösis so obsessed with destroying us
>Schalke - Mainzzzzzz tonight
Ugh
HALTS MAUL DU SCHLUCHTENSCHEISSER
>he isn't excited to witness the SURGE of schalke towards the EL spots
So titelt die "Bild": "Die größte deutsch-österreichische Schande seit Cordoba. Gladbachs Torwart ist teurer als der komplette Ösi-Kader und trotzdem gab's eine historische Klatsche!"
>drawing Rüssel and Baderporn
>finishing 3rd
nah Tobi is still a silly git
german power ranking:
>Preußen
>Sachsen
>Österreicher
>powergap
>Schwaben
>powergap
>Bergjuden
>infinite gap
>B*yern
buundes fantasy football, weak five edition
So last week was pretty bad, got unlucky on a few lineups and some players didnt perform well. Still ended with enough points to keep me going. Not a too major setback.
Last matchday points: 108
Total points:500
Total rank: 2274
>OUT
Wout Weghorst, Maximilian Arnold, Alexander Nübel
>IN
Alassane Plea, Marco Reus, Alexander Schwolow
Bayern's fixtures are great but there are no guaranteed starters except Thiago, Sule, Neuer (which dont give points), Kimmich and Lewandowski and the rest are too expensive to gamble on.
>Preußen first
>when it quite literally doesnt even exist anymore
I hate Bayern as much as the next person, but Prussia should be last
and Reus is the third "star player", I just didnt put it in the screenshot
>Reus
>Deus
not wrong
>screeching kikes and their autistic anglo henchmen resolved Prussia as administrative state
>means there is no Prussian people
nö mit Ö
>but Prussia should be last
nice try Sören
Yes yes I am number 1 royce hater myself but dortmund play against teams with shitty defensive records for the next few weeks
Like Union Berlin?
...Was ist mit den uns, den Rheinländern ohne Migrationshintergrund?
so against teams Dortmund struggles with?
>Zeus
>why yes im a Balt larping as german, how could you tell?
>Berichte: Real Madrid zweifelt an Trainer Zidane – Rekordabfindung bei Rausschmiss?
he lasted surprisingly long
baltic people are unironcially based and white
>Hernández: "It's good that we can speak French so we can communicate more, even with Niklas (Süle) who speaks a little bit of French. It's working very well"
Should Bayern join Ligue 1? Would make both leagues better tßh
>Die größte deutsch-österreichische Schande seit Cordoba
Fairly sure that was Gijon.
yes but no, its not deep lying teams but just defensively incompetent like Schalke and Frankfurt
Gijon was Germany winning 1:0 so both of us advance in 1982. Cordoba was Germany losing 2:3 to Austria in 1978.
Lol
Schalke 3 - 0 Mainz
Bayern 2 - 2 Köln
Leverkusen 0 - 1 Union
Hertha 2 - 1 Paderborn
Freiburg 0 - 0 Augsburg
Werder 1 - 4 Leipzig
Gladbach 1 - 2 Düsseldorf
Frankfurt 0 - 1 Dortmund
thanks for explaining the obvious
those are the worst Tipps I'v ever seen
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feel free to apooloogize tomorrow
You're Welcome
friendly reminder that Frankfurt will get relegated
na leude, alle stabil auf den demos heute?
absolutely based
smirk
He was being sarcastic
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