PSG v Real Madrid #2

Hazard > bale
No debate about it.

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>Eden Poozard

What a useless hack. Bring in Vinicius, at least he can run fast with ball and create moment for Benz.

Zidane is an actual retard for taking that job again.

Di Maria 2nd goal

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>hazard doesn't have to defend
explain to me how zizou is a good manager again

>Real Madrid getting refballed

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>spend 150 million on Jovic and two huehues
>don't play any of them
kek

If you don't think that was the most clear handball then you truly have the iq of a nigger

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Imagine being this braindead

That's why. You cant just buy your way to a team. They have basically 11 individuals. Plus courtois is dogshit.

Yeah sure m8

Why does courtois look like he doesnt want to be there?

heh, nothing personal

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Second di maria goal webm where?

this would end 6-0 with the mbappe neymar duo btw

wheres modric

>Sell Ronaldo
>buy Poozard

just buying players with no idea how to het them working as a team

Gol de Di Maria

...

...

kurtwa to besiktas when?

>La piquette au match retour.

imagine watching juve atleti over this haha

if courtois had longer arms he would have saved that

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

is it nerman's sister's birthday?

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NVM, found it

How the fuck is he not giving free kicks for these fouls? Make it a little less obvious your are in RM's pocket, jesus.

>courtois
They really should just buy oblak. His buyout is looking like a steal in this market

>deliberately touches ball with arm so it doesn't drift too far away.
>"OMG FUCKING HATE THIS NEW RULE!!!!"

stfu retards

Yeah, more people should quit while they're ahead and achieve mythical status.

Worst real goalie in ever.

>You cant just buy your way to a team

What is Manchester City?

>Anime posting subhumans

No way. Not in the pocket this game.

HOLY SHIT THE BITTHURT IS UNREAL

Real Madrid activated refball option

Di Maria going for a third goal

How do you say "Bald Fraud" in your language Yea Forums?

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would you rather live in Paris or Madrid?

Which city has hotter women?

Mesi just standing there like an actual autist is legit funnier than Nerman getting angry at bant

>poo shitter

What is Napoli during the Maradona years?
Oh, wait, we're supposed to believe that team was Maradona + 10 shitters, whoops

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Poor fucking bale.

POO

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madrid
paris

Can't wait to hear Gary Lineker, Rio and the rest of the BT sport retards try to pretend it wasn't an obvious DELIBERATE handball at half-time

Calvo hijueputa

Broken Bale.

მელოტი ფრაუდი

Can someone explain messi's reaction here?

Fraude chauve lol

bad miss

Madrid by far.

Arnaque chauve

's clear that Verrati and Marquinhos are carrying this PSG team, but Neymar and Mbappu get all the wank, such an unfair world.

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>no mbappe and nerman
>still getting slapped 2-0
lmao predict 5-0 at psg at the away game

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based Yea Forumsartan

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Pelao fraudoso

Madrid, unless you want a nice halal wife

Madrid
Madrid

You know what I hate this RM team is not that bad as it seems but very unlucky
HALA Madrid

Paris by far, especially if you have money

FRAUDE CALVO HIJODEREMILPUTAS

How do you write out "Cam on Bayol score sum fackin goals" but in Welsh?

Pire autismo.

T. An autist

Injured

too High IQ to understand jokes

Busted flush

tell you what, Benzema is shit

i know he's coming back from injury but eden Hazard really has a tendency to be on the fringes in these big away games

that changes from the last 5 years

JOSE MOURINHO LOLOLOLOL JOSE MOURINHO
JOSE MOURINHO VENTE YA

wish i had a strong gf

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Why is Bale so hated by Zidane?
Hes been by far the best player for Real this half

>MoU when

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He’s fucking shit. End of story.

How long until baldie gets fired?

>Dinamo Zagreb 3-0 Atalanta
>the state of Serie A

Le crâne d'oeuf frauduleux.

dewch ar Bale sgoriwch rai nodau ffycin

Feel free to delete this post

>lalalalalala paris saint germain
>repeat this for 90mins straight
AAAAAAAAGH SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

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Slap-headed Sham

I wish he scores something today it's unfair. :(

Is there anything worse than footfags? They rank even below pedophiles on the patethic-scale

Paris for both, if you're rich
otherwise, Madrid for both

Yeah, Paris girls are the worst gold diggers there are.

Out by xmas. Hopefully flo out asap

How is anything Benzema's fault? whole team plays like shit. Benzema is actually one of best RMA players when it comes to controlling ball and creating situations near enemy field

Real just plays like total shit

Last season team was dogshit this one is okish not as bad

>Be Courtois
>Want out of Chelsea
>RM sell best keeper and bring you in
>You are shit compared to Based Navas
>Face PSG with Navas in the CL
>Get exposed once again for being shit
How much do you think he gets bullied by the guys who liked Keylor?

he's not benched. hes not hated by zidane

What a gutter language

seething

wts neymar + mbappe
don't need them anyway

PELADO SOS UN FRAUDE

Ba de ya, say do you remember
Ba de ya, dancing in September

>google translate

Mae Cam ar Bayol yn sgorio rhai goliau fackin

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*Wins everything*
> HURR JUST LUCKY RONALDO SAMA DIT IT ALL YOU DID NOTHING

*Loses*
> THIS IS YOUR FAULT EXPOSED YOU AND ONLY YOU

tips on cycling?

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Charlatant chauve.

I hope zidane subs bale out because RM dont deserve him.

>Hazard did nothing for Chelsea in any big matches in the Champions League for 7 years and so will do nothing for Real in this tournament except a few meme runs or passes that don't amount to anything
>point this out several times
>people on Yea Forums make weirdly protective excuses for him
>I'll just wait until the CL season starts again
>first Real game
>2-0 down, no goals or assist from Hazard

Well w'dya know

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ah yeah forgot we're in 2019

Stop trolling
Thats just random gibberish

子弹

>I rate Zidane

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don't really follow psg much
why is neymar not playing

He is angry because monkey man hair mogs him. It's over for French hairlets.

Just got here. Can someone give me a quick rundown about the first half?

Post typical Parisian girls lads

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PELON Fraudulento

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stay off the pavement

Dolape chanta

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Absolutely harambe because shes ugly

Well they got rid of Ronaldo and Keylor and immediately fell to shit even though Zidane is back so....

damn, the contrast between the veil and the apparent titties arouses me so much

Courtois is a retard and madrid defense is non existent.
The usual

Ride or die

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not dropping back into space as an option, not trying to get in behind, just standing there like a big lump getting man marked ensuring possession loss any time he touches the ball

Mendy was the best signing

Suspended for first 3 CL games due to his comments after the 2nd leg vs Man U

>OH NO NO NO NO SAVE ME RONALDO

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POST MOAR HALFTIME QTS

Kek meant haram

Oh la la, she can see my Arc de Triumph anyday

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>Sell Navas
>Make Courtois main gatekeeper

Okay, i can understand that something happened between club and Ronaldo and they sold him. But this? really?

Courtois has been shit SINCE HE JOINED THE CLUB. Navas saved club many times in big games with super saves. Courtois did nothing.

What the fuck?

>suspended for complaining about refs
why they such pussies

first 2 actually. he'll play against Bruges

>using pedals

based tsuu literally carried this trash team. especially the last champions league they won.

Calm down Muhammad

Why does she even bother with the hijab when everything else is haram as fuck?

>win everything with good players that follow zidane
>treat those players like shit and get rid of them while buying frauds
>immediately stop winning, like at all, the frauds obviously can't fill the shoes of the legends the team trashed
>wtf this isn't their fault

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Madrid midfield is useless
they can't defend for shit
and their big plan for scoring is "just pass it to the side back lol" and "cross and hope someone slaps it in lol"

>madrid defense is non existent
So, Militao is another portuguese fraud?

web app for 20 is up

post your best pull

easports.com/uk/fifa/ultimate-team/web-app/

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Yep legendary team trashed by flo. Flo OUT.

It's him and his sister's anniversary.

Areola is better than Courtois

JOSE MOURINHO LOLOLOLOLO JOSE MOURINHO LOLOLOLO JOSE MOURINHO

>fifa
grow up lad

Can anyone explain RMs purchases this window? IIRC they spent about 303 million. When Pep spent that much he won the league with record points.

the hijab means she's a honest girl and she preserves herself for Allah and her husband only

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i see idiot psg owners finally stopped buying players and started buying referees

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But florentino wants cucktoua as gk.

BRING IN VINICIUS INSTEAD OF HAZARD
FUCK COURTOIS IN ASS

would switch religions for

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just play pes nerd

>he's not from Llanddewi Brefi
chwerthin arnoch chi lad

I think it's because he won't play through injuries so Zidane doesn't trust him. Also he's a quiet loner who doesn't understand VAMOS

Probably later but I'm not getting shit tbf

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>Buy overrated players
>trash team
>loan out said players
>somehow profit?

Courtois is a great GK. Stop bullying him.

>because monkey man hair mogs him
not for long, the Norwood reaper always gets his due

SArabia looks like a good player

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So do a lot of teams these days.

lmao he disappeared after the first quarterfinals leg

Courtois talks like a retard, he has no star power, I don't understand what Perez sees in him.

>Courtois is a great GK
>He just can't save from literally any kick but still great)))0

>would switch religions for
fool, you convert them to yours

Why do you rank us below yourself?

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>VINICIUS
Literally who?

No bullying, but Keylor was much better and didn't play in RM

His skin is white. That’s why.

Have a (You)

AYAYA?

Post five (5) (cinco) seconds of Courtois being a good GK

>Being this much of a fraud

I bet you think she's a worthy wife even if she had 60 different cocks in her mouth, as long as she wears the hijab and has an intact cherry. She wears a whores uniform, and the hijab doesn't change that.

>Yea Forums
grow up cunt

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OH FUGGG Here we go.

Any Burgers got the draft call yet?

>he has no star power

is this Mario Kart?

Dont forget anal is halal for them too.

seething

How is Real doing? Any chance they will score? I have money on btts desu.

i'm unbelievably desperate

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>That flag
Risky click

stay woke

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half-time waifu

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Is Zidane screaming VAMOS VAMOS to players right now?

Score yes winning I doubt it

Stop hating Zidane

yes they can score

>malaysia
ABANDON THREAD

>picked carvahal for fantasy team

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He doesn't sell shirts. You know what I mean, Pierre.

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join your nearest mosque

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huge zit on my head after a big bug bite me yesterday night lads

Be a manlet

good shit

cmon psg score 2 more

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>flag
Kill yourself avatarfag, or at least trip up so I can filter you easier.

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How's life in Paris

for me, it's jacquietmichel

Can we just remove the Ballon dOr from Modric?

Realbros, is Militao playing? Is he playing well?

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>Being this much of a newfag

Fucking kill yourself.

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paris is a shit city

Don't

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*disappears in another big cl game*

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just get some concealer from your gf m8

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Doesn't trying to use Hamez screw up RM's shape? They should take him off.

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>hazard is playing
what the actual fuck

He's shit sadly
Mendy is decent tho

100% has a penis.

excellent if you're rich, the poor live in the north eastern part

>not knowing the french lirufag
kill yourself newfaggot

>cross
Delete this

>tf
My heart rate raises every webm I see from Malay or Peru

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How is it not totally obvious to everyone on the planet that it wasn't Iran?

What does Hazard do?

Since last season at Sevilla Sarabia is the best winger/AM in the world

Poo on the stadium

Pretty great desu

my right hand doesn't answer me back

Yea Forums cameraman

But is he playing as a cb or a rb?

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dive

CAM ON REAL PUT NARUTO ON

I'm not 100% sure. Makes them look very incompetent for letting it happen.

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If Courtois had longer arms he'd trip over his hands

this ref is pretty based desu

Based Gripenbro

miss chelsea

Why isn't Ninja playing?

Anime tits.

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Jesus. After watching volleyball foronths now I cant switch to football. Its such a boring and slow sport. The field is way too big.

you now remember bobby madley

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Shiny charlatan.

The renting market is so expensive that you can't live on your own if you're a student, if it keeps going that way, the average parisian will be 50 years old.

a friend of mine moved last year to be with his French gf. he hates it and I don't see the relationship lasting

Torn ligament (thumb)

do random back heels and pointless runs

based.

>kroos

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Hazard and Mendy playing in the same zone

>EDEN HAZARD

Jesus this guy sucks so much,

>2dpd

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apparently handball is a new rule

For months*

epl need to hire him

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wiat for the
CLAP CLAP "Vamos"
you mong

Réémigration prioritaire for Pedro.

>real maslip

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>Click webm
>Only then notice the flag
Jesus Christ that scared me

ronaldo practically just scored

TSUUUU

Have u ever wondered what its like to be a girl

Does Meunier want to fuck up hazard ?

Stand up and sway from side to side.

what is he doing to her ear?

Fuck guys, I dont think I'll be able to stand this Madrid season. I will probably kill myself before Florentino and Zidane leave.

PSG defense is looking bretty gud desu

Well were not allowed bananas anymore so...

Dress all cute for me and i will show you.

Mendy looks like good guy.

Life in Paris is shit for anyone that's not above the upper class

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Same. Not watching rm anymore (since 2003) until flo is out. Dont mind zidane but flo fucked >us

>hand clearly moves toward the ball to get it in position for shooting
>refball

Pointless position isn't helping

Yes but only so I could findom and bully betas online.

What is happening seriously? You got Hazard like you wanted and yet your team looked better last year.

underrated post

>they dont pause the game for 10 minutes to put bets on the VAR outcome
Lazy UEFA.

Hasn't had enough time to mesh with Benz and bale

wtf lads, you told me Hazard would succeed at Madrid. He's completly useless aaaaaaaaaaaah

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it's like the Hazard manlet isn't even playing

good evening lads, courtois is fucking shit

ah-bloo ah-bloo ah-bloo le seum

Is that the new lad Man Utd got? haha

Has he played a full 90 in regular season yet?

HOL UP

Hazard AND Benzema have been playing this whole time???!!????

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Pretty underwhelming stuff from Malasya today tbqh

can you post a pic of the top of the head?

>it's a south american pretending to be injured episode

No one ever said that retard. He’s a fraud just like your gk.

There's no midfield, fuck zidane

wtf lads, you told me Bale would succeed at Madrid. He's completly useless aaaaaaaaaaaah

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I don't think he ever played in the regular season

They accidentally bought the wrong Hazard

fucking hell hazard is really fat

>Eden Poozard

he got subbed in in the last match

?

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see Hazard is a small and medium game player, who does not appear in big CL games, his record is terrible.

Man this game sucks

>like you wanted
I didnt want him same as I didnt want Pogba. I wanted a creative midfielder and a good defender. And if Zizou at least played Hazard as an attacking midfielder instead of as a winger that would be nice too. Florentino signing policy is retarded, but that is what happens when the president is the one doing the signigs and there is not a project or even a director of football.

Lads... This shit is SO GOOD

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wtf lads, you told me Benzema would succeed at Madrid. He's completly useless aaaaaaaaaaaah

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WTF lads, you told me Boris Johnson would succeed in Downing Street. He's completely useless aaaaaaaaah

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Madrid is supposed to attack now ...

Wrong. Gtfo with your shit-tier 'opinions'

I'd rather have normal kinder, bueno is like super cheap shit with barely any chocolate content

>Eden Hazard
>Gareth Bale
>Karim Benzema
>James Rodriguez
>Tony Kroos
>Casemiro
>Raphael Varane
>Dani Carvahal
Is it the tactics? It's gotta be the tactics

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O DI MARIA

the state of that camera

Lads, I have some very sad news.
bbc.com/sport/football/49747220
>French League Cup to end from 2020 'to reduce season schedule'
That means our Belgium user from AS Pont du Nieppe can't make the miracle cup run next year anymore

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Bale is a fraud

>Courtois actually did one save

WOW

This is Florentino fault

It's not happening

fucking di meme

>di memeria

literally only 1 good player on this list

O WANDA

>39 games
>54 goals conceded

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Ok but it's still fucking delicious

O DI MARIA

>di maria

just bloot it you retard

O DI MARIA

He did it keylor style to boot

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>There's people in this thread thinking Verratti is overrated

I like it a lot

>I wanted a creative midfielder
You already have one, his name is James but Zidane hates him for some reason.

Niga, it's not about the chocolate but that fucking good ass cream shit inside

top kek

CHOUPO

good night madrid!

>0 clean sheets this season
Why is he still starting again?

a bald fraud

The signs were all there...

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>There are people in this thread who thought that Poozard can carry Madrid (or any other team) like Ronaldo did

Chimpout Moting

Di Maria has 2 incredibly good games every season

no one's thinking that
he's the most talented player on the pitch

lmao Real are getting pounded
what a shit team

damn madrid fucking SUCKS

wtf lads, you told me Courtois would succeed at Madrid. He's completly useless aaaaaaaaaaaah

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What the fuck was i thinking lads? picking real madrid in 2019

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These fucking ABSOLUTE IDIOTS got rid of navas for this bumb who does not know how to rush out for his life.

Which has been JUSTed the hardest? Halal or United? I can't decide which is worse

>Choupo Moting
Real SHAKING right now

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>them small kinder bars which are like bricks with small dips inbetween them.
hnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg they make my mouth water

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>there are more players eligible for the French NT in Madrid's team than there are in Paris' team

PSG have been playing unbelievably, play like this consistently and they'll win the champions league

I assure you that there's. Some french people actually don't rate their obvious best player

Are you using a betting website from the 90's wtf is wrong with this shit?

the alternative is Areola

OH NO NO NO NO NO

based chimpo

too bad neymar or mbappe will return and fuck this team

Fuck Perez
Fuck Zidane
Fuck Hazard
Fuck Courtois

this team is fucking shit thanks to Perez

when trying to score the hand doesn't have to move at all anymore with the new rules
the ball can't touch the hand at all when attempting at goal

Could you explain to me what the wager numbers mean? Haven't been able to find a concise explanation.

Zidane didnt want to.
They did it anyways

Here we go
MODS

Choupo-Moting Kudasai

They are always good in group stage and shit the bed in spring

you now remember James Rodriguez is on the field

>Benzema
Kek, this overrated shitter still plays for Real?

>sarabia

jesus christ what a fuck up, that was a guaranteed goal

Sarabia is really world class, better than Bernardo Silva or any other shitter glorified by anglos.

he's an extremely good defender though

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This Florentino is cancer

Heard that one in Sept 2017

MODS

Do you guys have the Kinder Bueno ice cream? It's amazing

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If PSG don't score the third goal in the next 10 minutes its going to end 2-2

You read it first on Yea Forums

>the people on 3 minute delayed streams

>accidentally clicked webm out of curiosity
>see flag
>close webm 1 milisecond before it starts playing

oof, close one

HOLAAA
IS THIS MR.ZIDANE?

MAYBE CONSIDER SUBSTITUTION YOU BALD HEADED FAGGOT?

Saque a James calvo hpta

James is a CAM not a midfielder. And Zidane doesnt hate him he is playing him. I wish Ceballos would have stayed.

Lolol now everyone knows what its like to be a real madrid keeper. Dealing with no defense and 6 good chances a game.

they're pool stage babies

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nope. mate texted me this 10min ago

it's nitrogensports, american bitcoin betting website. First parlay is a hit unless PSG ramp up the shitting on real madrid and score another two. Second parlay is also a hit but real madrid ML... thought since they're playing psg's B team, tthey'll do well but nope.

Probably but I've never seen it

>he didn't read the thumbnail

>hazard

yikes

>There is people ITT who rate Jajajames

>not 2-3

you're underestimating PSG choke power

>POOZARD

HAHAHAHA

>fatzard cant even dribble anymore
oh no no no

>Atletico
>Real
>leliga

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what trash

WHOSE WIFE

>azard

>AZZAR
YIKES

ah yes another key psg player injured

Nah ah. Navas hasnt made a big save yet. He has 2 big saves him him at least per game.

thanks for the money Real

There'll be no spanish club in the semis, you can bet on that.

based perroposter

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QT SPOTTED

O DI MARIA

He IS a nigger , tho.

Zinedine Zidane

>Lucas Vázquez

lmaao

just throw more millions

who was that got blonde slut? me like

FINALLY POOZARD OUT
FINALLY!

t. aulas

Veratti is really world class. Much better midfielder than any overrated trash in La Liga

Now you rate Hazard's match.

Did hazard do anything this game?

>talking about it
>Not posting about it
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Reals attack are the best PSG defenders in this match.

Tchupomotin is half German. What the fug. Grone looks full Grone.
Marquinhos is only 25

>Hamemes

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Shit on my nerves

marquinhos' wife

Collected a paycheck

Mrs Marquinhos

JEFA

mohamed detected

l'escroc sans cheveu

Kroos is shit sell him to manure and get POGDAB

so why are madrid so bad?

>the city of Madrid

amazing how the bald exposed fuck still cant figure out how to use him and managed to diminish his talent into null

be'd fat

No Mbappe, no Neymar, no Cavani, no Marquinhos, no Kehrer, no Draxler

post the fucking blond slag ffs

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>tfw mandril is irrelevant now

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>scatalanta
>italian football

veratti is so good wtf

>choupo

There he is

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CHOUPO

Real plays worse than random La Liga teams. How the fuck do they manage to not create any moments?

Negro y la concha de tu puta madre

Hazard has been overated for a long time dude.
He was always going to fail in madrid.

enjoying zidane wrecking his flukey legacy ngl

Choupo-Moting just makes me so happy bros

Wait, Choupo-Moting is playing??? I'd be mad if a was a Real supporter

shit, GOAT, shit, decent, shit, shit

Spanish teams are overrated trash. VAR has made this plainly obvious to all of us

he's everything zidane wished to be

lol

on his day better than Messi

There is no manager, there is no defense, there is no midfield and there is no attack. And of course there is absolutely no keeper

kek

>Var gets introduced
>Spanish teams turn to shit

pure coincidence

I'm gay for gueye lads

Ah he went to the Alexis Sanchez academy this summer then?

no modric, no asencio, no marcelo, no cristiano, no casemiro, no keylor

If only he wasn't out partying every night he'd be more consistent and the best midfielder in the world

madrid is done

>chimpembé

be the best Madrid player according to whoscored

PUTO TRONCO DE MIERDA LUCAS VÁZQUEZ ERES MIERDA

>fraudzema

Whatever became of that Benzema blackmail case?

>Real getting refballed

>no Kehrer, no Draxler
these are good things though

You missed no more Refs.

REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL

>no manager
Zizou is unexposable lad i read it on 4channel

>counting player of other clubs
coping madrista

lucas vasquez has a negative IQ. He'd be a literal who if he didn't dive against juventus.

Based ref

No era offside

wot

based ref

>Benzeshit fucking up a goal

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Thats offsides.
Offside player obstructed goalies view.

Cry more Salah

OH NONONONO VAR FUCKING MADRID OVER LMAO

they were shit with all those players (except Cristiano) last season

>LITERALLY next to the net
>refballed

Do you retards know how this sport works

good decision

no weah, no rai, no djorkaeff, no okocha

onside for me desu

It was Lucas bullshit
Retarded faggot Lucas went for the ball offside

clear offiside, he blocked the player

It was Jovic's fault not Benz. Jovic moved.

nice numerals
also >madrid

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He got blacklisted from the national team and it was never discussed again

HAHAHA Real even get Refballed
what a mess

Never watch football again.

webm of the offside pls

All these players would start in any top 8 teams, but okay your opinion is noted

EL VAR SINSON

VAR SINSON DOBLE

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>Benzemaaaaaaaaaaaaah

wtf they're maling monkey noises

what a surprise Bezememe suddenly can't score when it isn't a league game against Eibar after Madrid is eliminated from all competitions

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>okocha
based

imagine thinking hazard can replace tsuu

Considering it was Kimpembé it wouldn't have changed anything

Obstructing the goalie's view while offside is considered an intervention on the game.

EL VAR SINSON IS AT IT AGAIN

no Benarbia, no Dhorasoo, no Rabesandratana, no El Karkouri

We sold Callejon who was actually good but we keep fucking Vazques

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>GOATNICIUS
>GOATNICIUS

Haha you seething faggot. Enjoy RM mediocrity for another decade whilst wasting another billion on overrated trash.

Jesus its so clear that its a tryhard guy. Traps may only look good on still pictures. They should be shot.

>filename

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Dont watch farmers leagues, is Benzema usually this useless?

That's because of Flopetegui destroying the team's morale

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cope

That Gueye guy is pretty good desu

hazard is just the warm up for vazquez

Benzema just got manhandled

Vazquez is better than callejon lets not get carried away

no Luyindula

no hes the best player in r.m

>Asencio

NEVER post this again

I remember Okocha. I actually learned him name before I saw his face.
What a good player

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Can't believe how good Gueye is

Fair enough, though Kehrer is useful in some system

CHIMPOUT

He's excellent and covers the biggest weakness of last year's PSG

F

RM could win nothing for a decade and still be the best club in football history, while your team cant compare, whichever it is

I don’t understand why they ever got rid of pellegrini

what's going on here bro

>Kehrer or Draxler would start for Liverpool or Man City

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Yeah. Gueye - Marqui- Verratti is a goat midfield, very complementary. PSG should always play like that.

Good going Vinicius

Chaval tu mamá te deja utilizar la pc hasta esta hora?

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>the vanquisher of Valladolid
>the hunter of Huesca
>the leveller of Levante

lol

Where the fuck is Ronaldinho?

>That webm
My sides are reaching the milky way just now.

draxler is better than henderson and fabinho

>Subbed on
>Yellow

wew

link to vid whats happening there

she said the words: "My boyfriend"

Women's opinion hold no value

>pre VAR CL's

Lmao fuck off with that shit.

Gueye + Verratti

kek, no
just no

Vazquez is the player with the most assists in the Zidane era while Callejon could never cut it in la liga, panchito.

There is offense when the midfield is working. 0 defense. Negative 1000 goalkeeping.

>perez

Why are spaniards and south americans so prone to diving?

Fuck's sake, Zidane

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1/10
made me reply

youtube.com/watch?v=EIRwK7NHShI

based gary putting her in her place

i'm with leerdammer here.

Lmao cope

based mourinho should take the real madrid job, literally dont deserve him.

>Most assist in Zidane era

He's a literal paquete jorge

ASPN bro plays in Coupe de France not Coupe de la Ligue, we'll still be able to root for him

BALD

Kroos is fucking finished.
The 3 CL and World Cup wins completely killed his motivation.
He should probably retire.

Zizou

FRAUD

>choupo-moting
didn't he play for Stoke, and kind of suck there? wtf is he doing at PSG

that's a big chinchilla

no self respect and most of them are used to getting away with it

>Merlan Fendy

think she'd done something similar to that previously as part of a tv link, they were doing a staged humorous retaliation aha i'm still laughing about it all very very funny top sky tv humour lmao aha

He is, but that doesnt make what I said wrong.
And at least he is not a starter like other paquetes

He was free

Where THE FUCK is Pauleta ffs

Lmao, are we winning anything Manolo?

LPSM

Meta a Draxler

I MISS GUEYE

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Tuchel's fuckboy, they got him for free

4u, it's actually a pacarana

too normie

he gets so little criticism here it's absurd

Literally a hype man

Check again what we won with Callejon and what we won with Lucas
If you would have said Sarabia I would have agreed

Best transfer of the past two years

?

3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0 3-0

>3-0
Zidane is finished

>3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0 >3-0

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What happened to the Draxler meme

Last I heard (around the time of his transfer) he was legit

E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
D

>COURTOIS

Le pass sideways man

underrated

STYLING

ON

THEM

trolled lol

Lmao cope being shit you bitter faggot.

Courtois. Slow off his line.

OMEGALUL

He's a lazy fuck

SOULFUL GOAL

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

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Ici c'est Paris putain!

>varane
>militao
>courtois

Zidane to be fired by november lel

>Meunier scoring

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He’s literally an annoying Jew and almost as much of a team cancer as rabiot, he’s just better at being sneaky about it

wew lad

Madrid is fucking over

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EXPOSED
X
P
O
S
E
D

>3
>Even Meunier scored

Halal is done for

>LEL MADRID

>PSG more soul than Real
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

>undisputed best club in football history
>shit
If you say so trophylet

Neymar and Mbappe LMAOing

what a BLESSED goal

Itll be a decade until they're good again. Cap it.

TUCHEL TUCHEL TUCHEL TUCHEL TUCHEL TUCHEL TUCHEL TUCHEL TUCHEL

tuchel and choupo have the same agent

>COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS >COURTOIS

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youtube.com/watch?v=IcXH2DUpKsM

Lmao realistically only until MoU comes back.

You are SEETHING so much.

Real is DOGSHIT

>PSG fans happy about beating a mid-table team from a developing nation
France no class.

based meunier

>0

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>courtois

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LAAAAAADS
ATLETICO - JUV 2-2

PSG is stacked as fuck, they just made madrid their bitch and they're missing their biggest players.
They're winning this CL

lets be honest, real were historically trash in away games

We've heard this for a while

>They're winning this CL
Not sure, I have the feeling that City won't fuck up this time.

real madrid is sick, psg has many flaws, especially the laterals who can't cross for shit

basé riche côte

I wonder what Areola is thinking right now

> City

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same game with m'bappe is a defeat

>This is the power of Madrid's goalkeeper ? He's worse than Trapp

Well, he might start more often from now on..

Please tell me someone webm'ed mbappe and neymar laughing their ass off

They'll care less about the premier league this year. We'll see how it goes.

Stacked what?
Their defensive players are mediocre at best

Official rankings

1. Athletico - city
3. Juve - psg
5. Barca - liverpool

Only the fullbacks

PSG defense and midfield absolutely carried this game, defense had a couple problems but they had so many perfect intercepts madrid couldn't do shit.
Madrid had literally no shots on target, there wasn't a window.

What the fuck are you blabbering about?

Really didnt think someone would be dumb enough to argue agaisnt this.
CL favorites.

Nah I was on about your list structure.

But yeah you're actually retarded if you actually think Atletico will win the champions league lmao.

Do you actually watch anything outside of the EPL

Yeah, I do. Do you watch anything other than la liga? I guess you don't, otherwise you would know there are at least 4 teams better than them.

Yeah dude. and De Gea is a top 3 keeper in the world.
We'll see what happens

Yep, your winning pick and actual winner won't be the same :)

i actually think PSG will win it. but my non bias side says thats the rankings.