/cric/

Have an ancient copy of Gris-Gris somewhere, such a great album.

well, cricket is gone, but rugby is here in two days
even my wogball team has had a decent start to the season
but I am still sad the cricket season is over
have genuinely noticed more people talking about cricket than usual this summer, not quite on the level of 2005 but I still think cricket made a lot of new fans

They make it up as they go along it's not an objective model

Is Kyle Abbott related to the murderer Sean Abbott

*be’s awake*

>cricket is gone
imagine being this much of a casual

No mate

Based sebbo

Mah boys, it's me the italiano playing cricket. I'm trying to find people to play with but it's kinda hard. Nobody really wants, and the Indians play on Saturdays, and I wouldn't mind ti play after work, too.
Anyway, I'm buying a bat. How's this bat? It's ~20€ on ebay

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you dont really need a bat
a bat is a crutch for bad players, the true elites can score using a stump as a bat.

any explanation as to why Americans were are to devise a wide bat to hit young boy's arses, but couldn't think to use a wide bat in the cintext of sport?

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just use a hockey stick
you know the original cricket bats were basically hockey sticks
also in the early 2000s there was a screenplay floating around Hollywood for Happy Gilmore 2, in which Happy would have taken on the cricketing world
Sachin Tendulkar was being considered for the role of Happy's teacher

>true elites

Yeah I just played twice

Snowflake syndrome

eat some more potatoea you violtent drunk cunt

Rude

>Sachin Tendulkar was being considered for the role of Happy's teacher
unironically would watch

>a hockey stick

Eeeehhh

yeah it's been good to see desu
looking forward to the winter series, should be fun, also the big brain bash

imagine the alternate universe where adam sandler sparks the rise of cricket in north america
the most unlikely of heroes

is the gritty australian crime genre worth sending up?
Thinking like a failed plastic surgeon has to fall back onto doing locum GP services out in the sticks. So he goes out and bashes cunts in order to fix their broken facial bones. But make it funny.

kind of like how so many volunteer firefighters seem to end up being arsonists and how many so called cancer patients are faking it. Could send up the entire thing

king of the hill already put out the definitive volunteer firefighter episode which also happens to be the best episode of king of the hill

for me it's the groundskeeping episode

could be a good scene, the fake doctor and the volunteer firefighter both vying for attention

thinking about the old champions league of cricket that was a thing with t20

quite pleased that it was confined to the dustbin of history in all honesty

If it's the proper size for your preference and made of willow type of wood you're good mate.
I'm not sure how many cricket clubs are in Italy by you but if there is you can just call them up and introduce yourself, club members are generally gentlemen of cricket and are welcoming to the newcomers.

This, people think it was Tiger Woods made golf more popular, it was not.

For me, it's the cricket episode of Dad's Army.

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His positioning is all wrong

just imagine a timeline where /cric/ owes its popularity to /hoc/ though

yep. grim.

Is that the one with the Fred Trueman cameo?
This is the best use of cricket in a dated British sitcom
dailymotion.com/video/x6d20sq

cricket.com.au/video/shane-watson-meg-lanning-damien-fleming-on-neighbours-cameo-big-bash-league-bbl06/2017-01-27

Yeah that's the one. Never saw this episode of Ever Decreasing Circles mind you. Not too many big cricket references at all in, at least British, TV.

Denise Van Outen's in Neighbours now as well

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>noooooOOoo! you can't just get drunk every night and not have to wake up and go to work!!!! It's immoral!!!!!!!

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I drink myself to sleep every night regardless of work

I don't see it but I can see how you could see it.
Read a biography on him years ago, his folks were school teachers I think. He did used to sleep in his car at some point.
Interesting guy really, he wouldn't allow any commercials to use his music and then he gave permission for some dog food ad to use one of his, everyone was like no Tom what are you doing? He just said he liked the ad they showed him and he likes dogs, it wasn't about the money, and he doesn't seem to really give a fuck if people like him or not. Some other stuff too but I'm going on now.

>sandler ushers in brainlet bash 20 years early and test cricket is already dead in this alternate universe

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frankly I couldn't give less of a shit about musicians' private lives
michael jackson could have orchestrated the 9/11 attacks and it wouldn't make off the wall a bad song

If Happy Gilmore had been a baseballer and gone to the Caribbean for t20

just marathoned Animal Kingdom and Snowtown. Snowtown wins, that shit's horrific

fair point well taken and basically agree, I'm curious about people and like stories mostly.

For me, its marrying a 15 year old, doing time for murder, doing time for attempted homicide, doing time for assault, but nobody giving a fuck because Where Did You Sleep Last Night is a banger

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got to be less of a coward and just hang myself already

drowning yourself in the sea is better because you won't have any heartbroken relatives having to identify your body. you just disappear
it's how I'm going out

hope the rope snaps and you'll be ok, user

for me it's old age
has to be the most metal way to go
imagine your own body falling apart, a shell of your former self, your kids never visit, grandkids never call, everyone you grew up with is dead

yep. for me that's the way.

they can't all snap

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would eat a spag bog done like this

well I don't know, I'm suicidal but refuse to indulge because I'm also religious and certain that I'll end up in eternal damnation, and whatever I'm going through at any time in this life does pass eventually. I don't tell anyone this, I told my mother when I was 10 and she freaked out and almost sent me to some psychiatrist but then she went into denial and I'm pretty sure she's forgotten about it.

this
going out sat in the front room with the cricket on

pretty sure God's main tenets is infinite love and forgiveness, doesn't make sense that he'd force eternal damnation on you

life gets less painful anyway
really, for me it's continuing to learn new things every day

YOU ARE A PAEDOPHILE,
YOU ARE A NONCE,
YOU ARE A PERV,
YOU ARE A SLOT BADGER,
YOU ARE A TWO PIN DIN PLUG,
YOU ARE A BUSH DODGER,
YOU ARE A SMALL BEAN REGARDER,
YOU ARE AN UNABUMMER,
YOU ARE A NUT ADMINISTRATOR,
YOU ARE A BENT REF,
YOU ARE THE CRAZY WORLD OF ARTHUR BROWN,
YOU ARE A FENCE FOAL,
YOU ARE A FREE WILLY,
YOU ARE A CHIMNEY BOTTLER,
YOU ARE A BUNTY MAN,
YOU ARE A SHRUB ROCKETEER,
YOU ARE AN ANAL BUCCANEER,
YOU ARE A CHUTNEY FERRET,
YOU ARE A RUMP RANGER,
YOU ARE A BACK DOOR BANDIT,
YOU ARE A COCK GOBBLER,
YOU ARE A PILLOW BITER,
YOU ARE A COPROPHILIAC,
YOU ARE A RANDY BUMGARDENER,
YOU ARE A KNIGHT OF THE PORK SWORD,
YOU ARE A REAR ADMIRAL,
YOU ARE A COCKPIPE COSMONAUT,
YOU ARE A SHIRT LIFTER,
YOU DANCE TO THE BEAT OF A DIFFERENT DRUM,
YOU ARE A SAUSAGE JOCKEY,
YOU ARE A BONE SMUGGLER,
YOU ARE AN ANAL ASTRONAUT,
YOU ARE A HARRY HOOFTER,
YOU ARE A DONUT PUNCHER,
YOU ARE A MARMITE MINER,
YOU ARE A SHIT STABBER,
YOU ARE A BOOTY BUFFER,
YOU ARE A RING RAIDER,
YOU ARE A CRAFTY BUTCHER,
YOU ARE A BUTT RUSTLER,
YOU BAT FOR THE OTHER TEAM,
YOU BOWL FROM THE PAVILION END,
YOU ARE A UPHILL GARDENER,
YOU ARE A RECTAL PIONEER,
YOU ARE A MATTRESS MUNCHER
YOU ARE A BUMHOLE ENGINEER,
YOU ARE A URETHRA SPELUNKER,
YOU ARE A BUTTOCK BUNGLER,
YOU ARE A RECTAL CONDUCTOR,
YOU ARE A BACK-PASSAGE DIPPER,
YOU ARE A TWINK FETISHIST,
YOU ARE A SAUSAGE GAGGER,
YOU ARE A SPHINCTER CONNOISSEUR,
YOU ARE A BAGUETTE RECEIVER,
YOU ARE A BOTTOM FEEDER,
YOU ARE A BASKET GAZER,
YOU ARE A UROS VOYEUR,
YOU ARE A BEAR CHASER,
YOU ARE A SHEEP SODOMIZER,
YOU ARE PIRATICAL COTTAGER.

doctrine of repentance only applies to the living, although the living can pray for the dead to be forgiven also, I'm certain that all suicides go to hell.
Yeah, I'm fine really. I'm not even worried about it for myself.

love t20s
love odis
love tests
love ice cricket
simple as

it's not about acting out from position of desperation, it's pragmatism, I don't want to crown myself with some enlightened position. I simply know I'm done, every year on wards won't matter too much

omnipotence, with a catch

'ate the hundred

missus learning today that the bowling action is not a throw, this is after 5 years of watching cricket

>omnipotence, with a catch

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I know what you're saying but remember that the omnipotent one also makes promises that are kept, He doesn't break his promises.
I'm to command the good and forbid the evil, and that requires that if not preventing your suicide with my hands or failing that with my tongue, then I should feel against it in my heart.

fuck up you fat jewfro cunt, don't you have a food court to be presiding over?

There was a taco bell thread up on /ck/ couple days ago

seething

I wish you well with your faith

>I wish you well with your faith

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true story here

oh my
based

you better be getting into the rugby mate. It is the preferred sport of your diaspora in Sydney

gah i tried it a couple years ago
liked all the lateral passing
thought it moved kind of slow compared to the american footy though

if you prefer the game to stop and reset after every tackle, rugby league may be more your speed

i actually kind of enjoyed rugby sevens, felt more like american footy with the more high-speed impacts than essentially grappling your way up the field

You could have a look at rugby league, the finals (playoffs) are on now in Australia but /nrl/ is probably the worst general on spee, but nightshift is alright even though he's a Manly supporter and hates Souths.

I might. Gives me a chance to eradicate r*cho from another general.

Scotland rising

Zachary here on mobile
Got slapped with another three day ban for speaking out against the 5 day working week again . New jannies are ruthless
Very grim . Just want to talk about Nigerian and Italian cricket with my dear bros

hlw

youtube.com/watch?v=BvVgjWdGBgw

Love Zachy
Love toil
Love the cricket

Uncomplicated

*be's blushing on the telly*

>Trevor Bayliss has revealed his blueprint for English cricket which he believes would make the Test team more successful.
Burn it

Big fan of that lad at the hospital having a pop at boris

reckon as usual it's all a massive overreaction. 2-2 at home against Smith isn't bad. Anyway, I'll always enjoy watching the inevitable ECB implosion after not winning.

BREAKING:

youtube.com/watch?v=nYVdiK1EpZ8

Thoguht the ashes went so quickly but then Moeen Ali seemed like such a long time ago

youtube.com/watch?v=hiNBixqoEzM

based

For me, it's Stuart MacGill.

Raji.

*takes 7fer*

Devils @ Rangers
Kaapo vs Hughes GET IN HERE BOYS

Niagara Falls
Nigeria rising

*be's hard done by for being elite but honest*

*gets framed as guilty*

ngl lads I miss moeen
seeing him bat well is nice, but county t20 just isn't the same as playing tests

*be’s a disgrace to cricket and humanity as a whole *

*be's underwater by 2043*

*takes the ICC world test championship trophy back home to Lagos where it belongs *

imagine having a mate that you could kick the shit with and call things based and muscular and not be socially excommunicated for it. sad

love cricket
hate my life
simple as

fork out a bit more and get an english willow bat, grade three or four willow would be fine for you

grey nicholls, kookaburra, gunn & moore, slazenger, mrf and ss are the big bat brands

Might go nets and bowl some pies

>replying

Italy vs Nigeria will be the cricket rivalry that shapes the century after this one
Screencap this post

Don't want such a shit opinion taking up any of the space on my hard drive

I've screencapped this post.

Cook Islands finna land reclaim Mexico sized territory and win 12 successive ICC World Test Championsip

*be's asking you to hold our beers*

I’m honestly thrilled the ashes is over . Now we have nothing but real cricket to look forward to

Tipping wales to win the rugby World Cup

*farts*

Listening to animal collective- fireworks AMA

Kraigg Brainweight

Just seen the farfetch’d evolution , looks absolutely sickeningly bad, 3D Pokemon was truly a mistake

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grim pairing

The final redpill is realising kapil dev is the greatest all rounder of all time

el cricado basado

Sibley got a double ton why isn't the world talking about it, i'm up at 2 am reading about it

Top right corner was supposed to be its stage 1 evo in gen 2

>fat jewfro cunt
kek

windies btfo

...

the unbridled brain of zachy b

Business idea: 10-test joint rsa/aus test series

the free flying ideas zone of zachy's mind

when he is gone then the world will understand

I represent the ultimate argument against all forms of forms online linkage , I realise online engagement was a total mistake and I entertain this thought knowledgably. I whimsically dance and ride over any ideas long long lost boomers had of internet sincererity. My streams of consciousness are literally nothing more or less of than an argument against modern internet culture and it’s acceptance of the Idea that what you post on the internet represents who you truly are

Elite vocabulary

It’s fair to say I’m literally a genius

Big fan of zachybombs

Being in an apparently all English cricket forum in 2002 and asking if everyone is a Paki and being asked to leave, then being allowed to stay after explaining that I only thought Paki was short for Pakistani and meant no offence. Was also not believed when I asked them what Gujarat was, they thought I was taking the piss and wouldn't tell me.
In 2019, put forth idea for criminalization of sodomy and get labeled incel poltard trumpist, none of those are accurate and if protest get called troll and obvious bait.

fucking based

armedforces.eu/compare/country_Iran_vs_Saudi_Arabia

Reminder Iran and Saudi are neck and neck stats wise but Saudi knows an Arab in a plane has no chance against a Persian in a plane . There will be literally no ww3 but Saudi might might the bait and try to take on Iran. Iran would destroy Saudi tho and saudi know this

Help lads

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so so true

Persia will rise again and no one let alone an ar*b will be capable of stopping jt

He's not wrong though

What are the respective winning conditions?
Wondering also, because sometimes I really don't pay attention, which one started the fighting between these in Yemen or Syria?

Got a bottle and 2 cans of energy drinks and 4 packs of chewing gum in uni for free lads

as I understand it, Houthi rebels tried to overthrow the government and received backing from Iran in doing so. The Saudis then sponsored their own puppet government and the country is now a shitshow. There's essentially a cold war situation between Saudi Arabia and Iran in the Middle East.

How you holding up /cric/?
You know, the rugby WC starts tomorrow, you can come hang out in /rug/ if you like. Like, we're still friend or whatever.

I'll be there with bells on mate

Didn’t you read the script? England beats New Zealand in the final

test

>England reaching the final

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we'll keep a seat for you

brewing some tea anyone want a cup?

never understood why you named this (You) when you always post it when you are supposedly laughing at someone else

OMG YAAAAASSSSSSS

absolutely

You should rename that file to (Me)

you
me
up in a tree
kay aye ess ess aye en jee

I'm laughing at (You) pretty simple

@95561968
based retard

My dear bro

Kassang Hill is a hill and is located in Central River, Gambia. The estimate terrain elevation above seal level is 6 metres m8

jotting this down

had dinner last night with this absolute braindead kiwi lads

got my pay in today and also got an email from David Jones letting me know bonds are on sale and up to 40% off, reckon I might treat myself boys

test

why don’t they just overtake haha it’s a dotted line

Good on ya lad

Literally smeggo

>giving him attention

love a good boogeyman. is our boogeyman sebbo or is it still josh?

Pavement thread on Yea Forums right now lads

I JUST WANT MORE CRICKET
GIVE ME MORE CRICKET
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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based fresh blowie addicted to cricket now after watching one test match

Why do young adults pretend to enjoy cricket? Trying to pander to the older generation?

;_;

sorry lads, i'm going off topic here but just need something answered real quick. the sepos in the nfl threads aren't answering. i just watched a back get dropped for a 10-15 yard loss after taking a hand off. couldn't he have just thrown it incomplete? is there a reason why he would take that loss when he had plenty of time to react with the incomplete forward pass, or can you not do this when the ball is handed off? anyone know?

fuck off, wog

kiss your sister

maitland r10 n6

>NFL
Absolutely grim

>fast bowler runs up
>ball comes down on a full length outside your off stump
>your front foot has already moved to the right place
>you shift your weight onto it as you start to swing
>your bat comes down and meets the ball at the perfect time
>it's so close to your face can almost see the instant it hits the bat
>you've hit it so sweetly you can barely feel the impact in your arms
>bat continues swing as if it hasn't hit the ball
>you see the cover fielder put his arm up before you are even half way down the pitch
Is there a better feeling?

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having sex with a women who loves you

Yeah, having sex, you should try it lol

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having sex or so I've been told

Give me a quick rundown of this 'sex' business

cant beat a nice ice addict prozzie in bed

6, 12, 14, 17, 24, 26, 30 - 1

been eating a lot of cabbage in the last couple days

currently experiencing severe flatus

Need to earn big money lads because I have expensive tastes but have absolutely no real qualifications or experience . Any tips for me , brains of /cric/? Am looking into train driving but not sure how I feel about night shifts because I love my sleep

I worked nights for a year around 2015 and although the money was good it completely wrecked the shred of a social life I still had
and on my nights off I would fall asleep around midday and sleep through until 4am.also I spent around £250 a month on hookers because there was not a lot else to do

International test cricketer mate

thought you were loaded m8

weren't you at uni at one stage what happened to that mate

probably failed like lawcuck

literally who

lawcuck

thats like 1 a month
unless you were picking up actual petri dishes off the side of the road

literally who

t. lawcuck

based

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yes 1 quality one
but look at it from another perspective, 3 or 4 ropey eastern european girls

no lad i agree, but they way you phrased it seemed to insinuate that 250 pounds was a lot to spend on hookers

it's a lot to normal people who can get sex in the conventional way

sure thing buddeh

>/cric/ discussing cricket
>/cric/ discussing prostitution

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anything is a lot to spend on hookers if you never use them

>Exploiting human trafficking

settle down lad it's only been a few posts

>slavs
>human

>I'M SO FREAKING EPIC I KNOW THE CORRECT RATES FOR HOOKERS AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT

theres no need for that, friend
just a harmless exchange of words

we're all mates here

what about sebbo

good point well made

would you be comfortable being with a girl literally young enough to be your daughter? (16 years difference). this girl that is a family friend has been telling me she wants me to take her virginity.

>young
yh
>family friend
nah

Just check with her dad first, if hes fine with it then go for it

ey g mind if i poz your daughter?
ok cheers mate

wish I was a cool as some of the prossielads in /cric/

my mum is wealthy but not enough that I won’t have to work and earn some big $$$, come on /cric/ lend us some ideas

why does cric hate brosdidudes so much

women are incapable of keeping a secret, everybody is going to find out and they are going to consider you a coercive sex-pest.

wagies face when he finna wake up 2moro 4 another day of wagecucking duties

Lads, I gotta tell you something. I've been banging FrivolousFox for about a year now.

they can throw it forward once per play, there's a play called a flea flicker where the qb hands it to the rb who runs with the ball a couple yards forward then tosses it back to the qb who then throws long down the field.

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Lads, I gotta tell you something. I fingered Hex in a nightclub once.

The only possible way of this is if you marry her first, so ask her Dad if you may ask for her hand.

your mum is on the packet and I’m sorry but it’s me to blame

sorry mate but thats your last legal post
youll have to cop a new pass

won 10 bucks in powerball boys
big time here i come

reckon you have about a 100% chance to win the biggun if you spend those winnings on another ticket lad

Big guns are banned here now lad

thats bizarre because i gave your sister the big gun just recently

My sister is a mtf trans so she probably gave you one too

bro it is penis

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personally feel that you should have used "an" instead of "a" there before that m there lad
unsure of the academic consensus however

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it's personal preference

yes well id personally prefer if he didnt do that

...

Name? Reverse search takes me here

have sex

thoughts on the oxford comma?

kek based

alri m8

got some ralph lauren and bond undies on sale for half price and two pairs of cricket socks for under $100 all up

good showing I reckon lads

i just wear whatever mum buys me

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Based. What about the rest?

in the wash sorry mate

the only reason to not use the oxford comma is that youd rather spit out words faster than you choke down hamboigas

looking good mate

certain man ITT working the toilers into a seethe

twitter.com/scoutriver/status/1173540924627902467

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chicken fillet burger should be a chicken fillet hamburger but why we don't call them beef hamburgers?

mmBURGER la burg BUGREN de buurg,la a los burgoa?!!

never eaten a burger in my life lads

why dont we call them meat bread? why do we call anything anything? because it feels good

why do you Australians eat anyway?

don't believe you unless you were brought up veggie

thecricketer.com/Topics/news/australia_captain_tim_paine_fifth_ashes_test_broken_thumb.html

Will pooaine be a better Captain and Player of he stops playing White ball Cricket.
It's a chicken sandwich. Some sandwiches are burgers because they includes hamburg steaks(beef burger) , but not all sandwiches are burgers because they don't include you know, a burger.

if you dont eat you die
this is true of all humans

*what
lmao

parmies and pints

meat bread is something entirely different
yeah, I'm no joke getting hungry now
if the meat patty is a hamburg steak then the hamburger should properly be a hamburg steak sandwich.
I'm thinking now a Salisbury steak is like an Alsatian dog

Is their a big woo population is Aus?

wogs?
depends on the region but generally yeah. at one stage melbourne had more greeks living in it than any other city in the world, including the greek ones

forgot there's cricket on, Scotland v Netherlands t20 at Malahide. There's a free stream on YouTube.

The weekday fit
Btw I’m not at work but really should be , I hear toilbergs kids London private school just elevated fees in keep with inflation , gotta work hard to fund that shit you get me

u chinamese or what lad

what is the heaviest cricket bat ever made, and why wasn't it heavier?

Forgot pic

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why do you dress like a homeless?

dress like someone who has never fielded in the slips

>chinamese

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looking good mate

youtube.com/watch?v=974TXFKtyls

what were you looking to achieve here lad
the shirt and trousers together is a good look, and the vans are a reasonable substitute for some real shoes, but that jacket is a bit dire
considering most people dress like windowlicking spastics youll look alright im sure but please find an alternative
a dark cableknit or soemthing

Different shirt and shoes required

they’re not vans
They’re Nike skate shoes

my most sincere apologies
regardless theyre still canvasy looking things, and the shirt and pants look quite preppy, whereas the jacket looks like something the school bully in an 80s movie would wear

cries out for black jeans

not wrong, if you swapped out the trousers for some black jeans youd look better, but less interesting
please PLEASE find another jacket my friend

jacket is good

Your mum cries out for black genes lmao

Lmao

watch out lads hes at the top of his game

youtu.be/HXaEAoRUkfE

Nah I like the jacket

jacket itself is cool but it doesnt fit

how do i upvote this post?

It doesn’t fit like size wise ?

Think you’ll find it fits perfectly Retard

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youtu.be/kZgX3N1XuPM

with the other items you're wearing

that bat would be rubbish in an actual game
it would be too heavy for a start, and bowling teams can just have catchers around the end of the bat and just aim for it like catching practice
it cant be a wide because it would be off the bat
Terrible

I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooonnnng jacket

good session tonight lads
shall be retiring

Manlets, when will they learn?

works ok innit
don’t look at me I’m just hanging out in Worthing, West Sussex
Terminally chill

anyone in Chelmsford want to frot?

i've mentioned it on here before but I wish I could find that story/video about the theoretical perfect fast bowler body that was 8 foot tall with a bowling arm down to his ankles, it was hilarious

I wanted to put nathan lyon's head on it obviously

*be’s literally the greatest fast bowler of all time*
*has KP and AB calling out his unparalleled scary brilliance*
*gets framed in a SUN newspaper media hack job*
*be’s dies*

raf dip dye would have looked better

imagine selling raf's magnum opus

the black/green dip dye is trash lad and not worth hanging on to, raf has good dip dye jumpers but that’s not it

it was fun for a while but it’s a shit jumper ultimately , definitely not worth the hundred pounds some fuccboi took it off my hands for

nonce

Graham Creamer
Fawad Alam
James Hildreth
David Hussey

this was a good jumper . The black/green one is grim

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t. didn't understand how to colour block

this post is an established part of off-season /cric/ culture along with the dismemberment plan

I know the video zachy is talking about in regards to KP and asif
he makes the claim that he was able to accelerate off the wicket, which is literally impossible

sounds like a Heavy Ball™

raf Simons has some amazing sweaters I.e viriginia creeper line but that black green dip dye was a grim

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blur white dip dye was fashion victim attire
green black was elite

yeah he said he was the best bowler he’s ever faced
That means a lot to me , as KP is the best batsman I’ve ever watched

blue*

yeah well I wore it for a few years and sold it, definitely isn’t something worth holding on to. It was pretty ugly

t. Fashion victim

R Barnes
J Daily
J Right (c)
B Storks
J Brownstone †
J Buckley
S Currant
C Walks
J Arthur
J Leech
S Bread

D Walker
M Horace
M Lubenchen
S Smyth
T Hood
M Woad
T Pine (c) †
P Saddle
P Cumin
N Loin
J Hazelnut

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kek

might impulse buy flights to singers

peng

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Toby Greene copping it lmao

have had one of my t-shirts for 12 years
it's ratty as all fuck and I wouldnt wear it outside but it holds sentimental value

recession looms

Lads I’ve got it.
Pengcession

people would definitely think you're some kind of star trek nonce wearing that

dont know how ivan has the energy to stay up all night shitposting with different proxies in /cric/ after a big day of wagecucking

Business idea: redundancy payouts for nobody except people who don’t work

Business idea: Kickball but cricket rules.

*be's one of Travistan's 215 monthly listeners*

Travistan is the Fawad Alam of music
Pitchfork is the Inzamam

Another century for Sibley lads, yep i'm thinking he's elite

High quality post
This is why I’ll never leave /cric/

Nice evisu mate

The Animal Collective (now again a foursome after the return of Josh Dibb aka "Deakin"), continued its slow descent into irrelevance with Centipede Hz (Domino, 2012). The cluttered arrangements are cunningly designed to hide the lack of imagination. It's a strategy of distraction (architected by the same producer, Ben Allen, who fooled the masses on Merriweather Post Pavilion). That strategy is wrapped a concept of sort: the album is ostensibly inspired by radio interference, which therefore constitutes the primal trick used in the sound production.
Opener Moonjock is emblematic of the state of the band: a third-rate Beatles melody, third-rate Beach Boys harmonies and third-rate sound effects, a deadly combination salvaged towards the end by an honest burst of tribal joviality. When the chaotic arrangements relent, the scarce substance of the music is mercilessly revealed, e.g. in terribly trivial songs like Today's Supernatural and Wide Eyed. Where they found the guts to insert things (let's not call them "song") like FatherTime and New Town Burnout will remain a mystery. Panda Bear should blush for how he wastes Rosie Oh: his singing style has become a major annoyance. The faked exuberance of the album is a major drawback even on the few valid songs, ruining even the melodic progression and rhythmic invention of Applesauce, the hysterical Talking Heads-ian jamming of Monkey Riches and the exotic Japan-esque techno-rock of Amanita. The best one can say is that this album is a polyrhythmic feast. But one can't help wonder whether this wasn't simply meant as a joke on us.

Feels is good but the only ANCO album worth going back to
Deakins solo effort is quite nice also

AND I BREATHE MY DOWN
AND I BREATHE MY WAY DEEPER
WHEN IVE GROWN I ASCEND

fuck's sakes zachy
tuck in your shirt first of all

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remove binland from the premises

Hate Finnish people, Love Cricket, Like Sebbo. Simples as.

Kek but S Bedford

Why do you all whi*e ""people" dress like faggots?

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every now and then reminder that this happened, we didn't win the ashes and it won't go down in history like it should. if we had managed to not be shit stokes would be knighted

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=KrMl32cuC2
Absolute banger . Reminds me of my pooniverisity days

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Everyone looking forward to Saturday lads?

Ejaculated slightly into my underwear

Man I know you’re struggling
I know how tough life is
But I really believe in the power of truth to empower you

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doing a poo lads ama

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Brainstar Bowen

Why does /rug/ keep stealing our memes lads

Hate English ashes cricket but gonna get proper patriotic for the land of my fathers wales in the RWV
Sorry but it’s just how It is

*RWC

Cringe reddit anthem
Flower of Scotland is the patrician's anthem

m.youtube.com/watch?v=AM4mIlYKG9s

Thank god my dad is welsh and I’m able to embrace the greatest National anthem on earth patriotically

Flower of Scotland is trash
Scottish national anthem should be Scotland the brave

Our anthem is good but our rugby song is not so much good.

Rugby is coming home this year
Back home to st.clears, Carmarthenshire

english national anthem should be vindaloo

Because we are elite

or anything besides GSTQ really, it is truly awful
there are so many great english patriotic songs and we are stuck with that miserable dirge

honestly GSTK should be the anthem no matter who is occupying the throne

also Edward II should just be named eternal monarch already

Obviously GSTQ is awful, bare bones simplistic nursery rhyme tier melody
But the queen and prince Phillip and the royal family are awful as a whole so it goes without saying reallty

because they bowl from the pavilion end

>prince Phillip
>awful
are you insane? he is the original royal chad.

*farts*

grim

grim post, sad to end the night on such tripe
goodnight lads

Goodnight mate

The man is every wastrel’s idol. Lazing around on the beaches of Corfu and meeting a well-to-do young lady, corresponding with her and marrying into her family, and basically doing nothing but looking dapper for the rest of your life.

BREAKING: no cricket on

Didn't he smash his car into someone this year? He probably drives drunk, I knew my great-grandfather when I was younger he had this mad old V8 muscle car and he told me he's only brave enough to drive it after 5 pints. He reckoned all the old people were like him, driving around pissed as monkeys he said.

okay, he's an old man who drives drunk
certainly a reason to feel upset with him, but not a reason to consider him categorically grim
even heroes can do bad things sometimes
cases in point: mohammad amir and mohammad asif

Toil looms

oil tombs

Oye Hoye

boozy breakfast on the cards

How was last night’s pub quiz?

easy win

new undies feel good on as do the socks

very chuffed

Skid-resistant?

we'll see mate

sorry forgot the (You)

don't like to leave a /cric/ lad (You)less

Based

youtube.com/watch?v=Y1rz85VDjNY

gourmet pizza is a joke

could go for a 'za tonight

one dayer cup starting tomorrow with WA v Victoria lads definitely would not want to be missing the livestream

Brainful discussion that

Not really news though is it I already knew that

That's sweet of you.

Was playing a game of Scrabble and my mates didn't let me play za

Well dissapointed I thought it was common slang

Gourmet pizza for dinner tonight lads

chuck us a picture

Assessment Centre on the cards

best of luck mate you'll smash it

Thanks mate

test?

Started westworld season 2 last night, not a huge fan of how Dolores has become an edgy nihilist fantasy of a 14 year old boy. Other than that it’s pretty good so far.

Big fan of Hungry Jack’s seasoned chips

BK has become so fucking grim here. Every time I go it feels like they're a year from closing down nationwide.

I usually only go when they have their king of the day promotion on

opening ceremony in 30 bings, the true patrician will watch that and none of the sport

the rwc?

Yeah

Pavement tool

Business idea: use SWC for the next divegrss outing

I just go there for the chips, haven’t had a whopper in years

I was ordering from a burger chain place in my dream this morning, I only had a fiver on me and ordered more than I could pay for so called the missus over to pay for it then ordered even more than I'd intended.

Everyone make sure you get a good night's sleep tonight, so you're ready to start watching Worcestershire in the Brainlet Blast finals day from 11am onwards.

not had Burger King in about 5 years
The whopper is a decent burger tho and I love BK chips

>Danza STILL hasn't released his new song

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very partial to this gimmick

bk chicken > mcchicken

dont try and dispute this

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>fartcher got a full test contract before leach
grim stuff

will be watching the Western Warriors demolish the Bushrangers mate

Worcestershire will have to wait

Hi Bard

It's no bloody gimmick lad, I will not rest until Worcestershire is the official team of /cric/

Poor choice

Alri lad, how's life?

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current status: watching the footy (based)

might neck myself if Geelong lose tonight and GWS win later

Grim without the grigget

what sport?

based footy

theres no based footy team in geelong m8. only team in victoria is the storm.

hmm

fuck up josh

I don't give a shit what happens West Coast are out and that's all I wanted out of these finals.

a GWS win would be a bit shit though yeah

Have a day off to recharge the batteries, and then come back at this time tomorrow to watch the finest brainlet cricket known to man. First we'll be demolishing Nottinghamshire, and then it'll probably be Essex who we batter to retain the T20 crown. Big performances expected from Brother Mo, Big Bad Pat Brown, and Ed 'Ed' Barnard

>"""national""" rugby league
>only played in two out of six states
>only teams in three out of six states

what did they mean by this?

wales is /cric /‘s team in the RWC

Jesus SEN is dire listening right now. Credit to Andy Maher for being an absolute pro. Soldiering on when he sounds completely devastated.

>aids faggots
>/cric/s team

makes sense

reckon he still calls in? haven't heard the great man on whenever I tune in

saturday toil looms

Based. Are they playing both semis and final on the same day again?

the foulest day to work. Working Sunday is fine because Sundays are depressing as shit anyway

If you have a flybuys card, please scan at any time

suicide on the cards

grim

i always get ryan reynolds and ryan gosling mixed up

Yeah, that's the format they use each year. Means you get about 9 hours of brainlet cricket, so should be quite comfy to watch. If I'm being honest, the mighty Sauces are actually underdogs and it'll be difficult to get past Nottinghamshire, who have about 5x our budget

found him lads

Oi zachy u here m8?

‘Chest feeling weird ‘ is quintessential anxiety post

>cricinfo already harping on the IPL
grim, grim stuff

hate how much they pander to indians there now
understand why but don't care for it nonetheless

although I hate the english text commentators they have doing the games even more, easily the worst part of the site

>cant get your comment posted unless its about indian cricket

or unless it's pro england unless they want to mock you for going against the grain, like whenever someone suggests that broad or anderson might not be all time great bowlers and may struggle in certain conditions

reckon they're told to put the indian comments through though, makes it more engaging for their biggest market

Cringe

>three AUSSIE threads on the frontpage
can we discuss how AUStralia is naturally Yea Forums - the country?

This Labuschagnefella doesn't half get about.

Business idea: A supporters' alliance between Worcestershire and Somerset, given the geographical similarity of the counties and the relative similarities of the cricket teams too

Is it the South African version of 'Smith' or 'Jones'?

Yeah,
Because you're a no class loser that likes Mrs Macs pies.
Nothing wrong with Tom Waits, if you like decent music.

he's an elite songwriter and that's all that matters

so whats tom waiting for anyway

Tom waits is getting really big with hipsters recently
New music has dried up and he was always the elephant in the room they never bothered to explore

Aussie volleys seem to attract homos like that.
In the 23 years I've been a volley here in NZ, never had an issue with arson.

Worked out well for them in the championship this year, the cunts.

don't remember the hipsters ever not liking him

arsons tend to get caught quickly

Good news lads Denly and Burns have been given a contract
The English opening partnership is set for years to come

I mean like everyday hipsters from Brighton or Brixton
Not internet hipsters

Hey man ive liked tom waits for years

Yeah was very glad to see that, especially wrt Joe Clarke jumping ship

he didn't mean you when he said elephant in the room though I understand the confusion

Denly only for T20

time to put t20 cricket on the scrap heap along with all the players who travel around the world only playing in domestic leagues as mercenaries

bit late, but is this a joke? Fucking reprehensible even by woke hipster bait standards

it's a banger

I hate our cricket team, I can't help it. The cheating thing is generational for me, there's no way in fucking hell the bowling team didn't know what was going on, they hold the fucking ball, they own it. They can all get fucked for a decade.

Kek
Aussies are so based

Ireland v Scotland t20 from Malahide live stream
youtu.be/onHMsPW5tSg

Primus will be next

m8 he's was in a Jim Jarmusch movie in like 1980 or some shit, hipsters have always loved him

Nothing wrong with cheating, as long as you don't get caught. All part of the game desu, I wish there was more of it going on

If I was prime minister I would make football illegal and make cricket part of the national curriculum , 1 hour a day dedicated to cricket
Also mo asif at st.georges Park would be the official starter pack and gold standard curricular introduction into test cricket

For me, Blood Money is his best*
*take care to note the 'for me' part I put at the beginning of the post

youtube.com/watch?v=krjxyEme5vM

now I'm drinking a sweet chai breakfast

rain dogs is literally amazing

He also toured back in the day with Zappa and was despised by Zappa's lunatic fans.

See-Mainstream hipster and internet hipster isn’t the same . The former has sex

I wad heavily embedded in hipster shit in the real world from 2006 to 2012 and everyone loved Tom Waits.

this $4 bottle of cab merlot is not an exemplar or the style

taking your word for it on this one

Why aren't there any big movies about the Australian frontier wars? Seems like a an interesting time but there's nothing really to sink your teeth into culturally about it, picture it; Chris Hemsworth and his ragged team mercs going around shooting the heads off abo cunts

m.youtube.com/watch?v=0SR9xfrjcJY

the only way it'd get made in the "current year" is if it was a huge "omg poor abos" sobfest
ironically if they did set out to make that the government would probably fund it 100% and give whatever was asked

Kinda sucks that we dont see many of these elite averages anymore by bowlers

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sounds a bit dull, for me, it's a harrowing depiction of the Burke & Wills expedition

terror season 3

youtube.com/watch?v=vtOfYeJFq0k

not a fan of yo la tengo overall
‘Sugar cube ‘ is a banger though

yeah you posted this mid week, has not improved

...

cringe, no. I'll be waiting for the deletion and the subsequent real thread