/hoc/

>Laine
URAGIRIMONOOOOO

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Raw was in Atlanta and some rapper larped as ric flair

still seething about >us?

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Bluejackets will not lose a game this season(pre)
They are also elite

it’s not seethe you’re being bullied and btfo

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You may only respond to this post if >your team is undefeated so far.

vgk fans (east edition)

yup, it's seethe

Based

are the jackies going to play a game in Akron? finna dip my nuts in teds bong

>are the jackies going to play a game in Akron?
Why would they do that?

banter

Canes should play a preseason game in Hartford.

>mad
>at canes

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can't wait to playfully grab my cousin's ass when he comes in for a celebratory hug when my canies go 6-0 in the regular season

Hope so, but preseason is for trying out prospects and goaltenders so I expect some losses since it's scrimmages.

Teds never got the love Vegass got. Look at the selection process for players, teams could protect more players and some were not forced to report. Their management from 2001-2013 was Browns tier.

based

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I hope we’re cousins user :3

Canes should play a preseason game in hell since that's where all their tranny fans end up

Based Kohli

point was just that wanting a gold studded preseason instead of a strategically productive one is nonfan tier

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holy shit holy shit holy shit

They got fucked right from the beginning
Just like the browns when they came back in 1999, almost no time to get a team together before the season
Given only the shitty players because the wild took them all
With the browns they had solid drafting from 2001-2013 they had good talent but they just didn’t have a Good Oline when Tim couch was drafted he actually played well until he got fucking murdered by a terrible front line
They finally had a line and a solid qb in 2007 and 2014 but the team made stupid decisions and the defense in 2007 choked hard
Could have been a super bowl team in 2007 if the bengals would have fucking lost against the colts

hey you.

yes you reading this. estimate how many more years it will be before a canadian team wins the stanley cup

thanks in advance for the estimates

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lool

Lol it was a fucking joke
I just want to see who the jackets have ready to play

shut the fuck up you twonk

Baker was in Stone Cold’s tv show and was a good lad

20
Jackets will win one before the Canada does (they sweep a Canadian team in the SCF)

6 gorillion years

>tattoo
>garish makeup
>push-up bra
This is either a thot or a tranny.

:^)
I see /hoc/ is getting desperate.

Desperate for reddit incel sunbelt faggots to fuck off

Pretty sure that's the AT&T chick
Either way I'm down to clown

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>the AT&T chick
Milana Vayntrub?
Are you legally blind?

legally blonde would get it

5 (you's) and ill give you a nice surprise

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Really wish you wouldn't.

blimey

instagram.com/p/BmrLM3LHw9h/
it's not

Just pointing out that theres no point for not signing Point

is it food

i can smell it

hynes pulled baby hughes off from lineup because tonights game have actual NHL players in opposing team. lol!

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Which one of you is on the left

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I'm hungry

Lmfao remember when Winnipeg was Canada's only hope hahaha now it's Toronto who can't get any players because 4 guys take up the cap hahahaha holy SHIT Canada is never going to win the cup again oh my fucking HAHAHAHA

It's that other guy, I'm the french homosexual

im in the back

bonjour here’s your caniacs jersey

*sips*

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me contained in plastic barrier

Soccerbelt right there

for a moment he thought he was a Finn. Then he remembered he was a frog.

he didn’t drink the vodka and light the cigarette first fucking french pleb queer

youtube.com/watch?v=ezlmgD46Sec

Settle down sperg

kino

the Seattle Spergs

youtube.com/watch?v=j4ddTx3vyUo

But how can Teemu be scoring goal in vinnabeg and be drinking Valio maito at same time? Did he bang the Finnslag after?

powerful moments

>so get on your feet
>and maaaake some noise
>for your 2021 neeeeeeeeeeeeww
>orleeeeeeeeeeans
>huuuuricanes

>Finnish flash

New Orleans Cajun Dickgirls

holy shit

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fuck jak huus

post more finnslag commercials circa 1993

Teppo Winnipeg

there he is again! what a madman!

Also very racist as blacks are lactose intolerant and serving milk is a form of dietary oppression.

wtf I love milk now

I can see the Snes moving there when the cheapskate owner backs down

I committed a fart rape on the elevator recently

good post

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Kind of don't understand how Melnyk has been allowed to retain control of that team.

Friendship ended with Auston. Now Jack is my best friend.

guess it's up to >us now

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should i get a bulju or laine finnish jersey?

do you have bust fetish?

sepe

bulju if you want to get laid

>mexican tyler seguin

imagine drafting a f*nn unironically

just formed a band with my mates, what do you think
youtube.com/watch?v=f94OuH7fXa0

Paul Goosecape is an alpha

worked out pretty well for >my team

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Busting a nut in your mom's mouth fetish

pretty elite m8

MR: 239 games, 209 points
MM: 241 games, 224 points
BP: 229 games, 198 points
PL: 237 games, 184 points

Montunreal kek

Aho is the best finnish player ever
Dont @ me with your wrong answers.

One Hart please.

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Reijo Ruotsalainen

only 2000s kids will understand this

Can't find anything wrong with what you posted.

Ville Peltonen is the best finnish player ever
Dont @ me with your wrong answers.

>6 ploff gp
PFFFFFFFTHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHABAHAHAHAHHAHAAGAHAHAHAHA

he’s russian anyway

>0 cups
lol
goat fin is maatta

>Ville Peltonen

-95 never forget

You may reply to this post only if your team has TWO (2) elite Jespers. Not so fast, rest of the league!

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For me it was in 06 when he scored the 2-2 goal and it felt like everything was about to fall apart.

He always felt like e threat when playing Sweden

business idea: swedofinns and fennoswedes form an unholy alliance and make their own team

for me, it's teppo numminen

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Teppo Phoenix?

reasons im excited for Niko Mikkola to get a starting blues role soon:
1. he's a Finn. Finns are epic and the blues have 0 (zero) finns and our finnophobia needs to STOP
2. epic name
3. Big boy (6'5)

youtube.com/watch?v=m7mN3nhxQMg

>win first ever Lee with zero Finns
>ruin it by inserting finns
>missouruh

Overrated bust literally just a warm body 6th defensemen in the NHL for his whole career

Based fucking pelty boy

Dobt worry canada. Winnipeg will sign Laine Connor stayley cup

the repeat is canceled

teemu

>first ever Lee with zero Finns

aaaaaa

ääääääääää

I hope maurice dies in horrible car accident if wpg doesnt trade laine

based and ææææææpilled

>bulju out of the NHL
>laine exploding
memes are some real shit huh

åååååååååååååå

paska mauri is getting the shoe anyway during or after this season

we dem ööööööööö boys

i said
Finnophobia NEEEDS to STOP

can holland PLEASE trade bulju
i want to see him back already

bulju 10 shots on goal

which league is stronger? SHL or Liiga?

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SHL me thinks

shl because best finns play in khl

Mestis

The Yuma Hockey League.

>Patrik Laine on the negotiations with Winnipeg: "Nothing new, that's the update".

>Patrik Laine on fucking your mother: "stinky pussy."

>Patrik Laine on Winnipeg: "Nothing new, that's the update".

never seen a window close as quickly as shitty sams jests just did lmao

>i want to see him back already

That's never going to happen.

Hopefully he closes a window his head repeatedly until he sed

can confirm after using her toilet and smelling my hands

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/mlb/ owns ya

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based bat and ball chad dabbing on these ice skating virgins

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What team is the PSG of hockey?

forgot boreball existed 2bh

Laffs

whats the psg?

/nhl/

FUCK LAINE
FUCK BULJU
FUCK FINLAND
FUCK "can"ADA

LONG LIVE THE USA 26 YEAR CUP DYNASTY

1993 YOU FUCKING SLUTS

I SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN

OUR YEAR

based and getpilled

Undeniably well-put-together, but overpriced and somewhat unpopular?

I guess Vegas.

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This is beyond belief

>Patrik Laine on negotiations with Winnipeg: "Until Paul Maurice and Bryan Little hang from the Bell MTS Place ceiling like a pair of Presidential Trophy banners, we have absolutely nothing to talk about."

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Got nothing on that trip stalker from /trb/

LETS FUCKING GO

Prickskyttegevär

he looks like a retarded version of one of the bad guys from Mighty Ducks 2

...

YO HOLD UP BYFUGLIEN IS RETIRING TOO HAHAHA WHO TF IS YOUR DMENS LIKE FIR SERIOUS LMFAO WINNIPEG HUH

MORE LIKE LOSE-A-PEG PFFFFFT HAHAHA

thank you pate

that ronaldo faggot is playing in a few minutes so expect a bunch of faggy yuros to come in here spamming tsu with his dick in their mouths.

don't worry /mlb/ will contribute as well

didnt know mlb was so desperate to have ronaldos dick in their mouth

>Children's tourney
>Iceland is made to be the bad guys
>USA wins it all
I was led astray about hockey watching MD2

/cric/ too

ummmm I think Winnipeg might be uhhh having some difficulties this year HAHAHAAAAAGAHAAHAGAGASAG

WHOOPSIE

who?

We don't post tsu, our posts are more on topic

so you wont post tsu but you will still work ronaldos dick. wow ok.

/mlb/ checking these digits, very nice!

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heading down to the gym and to pick up some groceries. back in a couple hours.

Yoooooo lmao niBBa you crazy!!!! Winnipeg is Canada's best hope at winning the Stanley Cup!
I CANT AHAHAHAHAHA

when you defeat me I actually win

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But the cover! They were supposed to be the champions!

How come they call it Winnipeg when all they do is lose?

based

BREAKING
laine agrees to terms with the loseapeg jets. The terms? TO LOSE HAHAHAGA

Oh my, those digits confirm. Winnizero this season.

can't relate to any of you losers desu

I can relate to that desu

can't wait to get digits for my cansies

Who is best shutdown D in NHL ?

REMINDER

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The Columbus bluejackets will win the Stanley cup this season

Seth Jones

ne pas so fast, mon ami

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...

chara

>generic mass produced corporate design, instantly repackaged overnight as flashy, respectable and exciting

the rifle is actually nashville

the handsome boy on my canies

But it can't be Nashville because the rifle actually works really well.

>BYFUGLIEN
>pronounced BUFFLIN
wth

>norwegian name
>americans butcher the pronounciation
wow, big surprise

Maybe you weirdos should stop throwing in unnecessary letters into your names.

>knowing this

Maybe you people should get your own damn names if it's such a hassle

Will NHL team be scared of drafting Finn like they are scared of drafting Russian?

>mexican wearing a san jose sharks hat

based saku

African Americans do that and get mocked for it

real warm beverage hours

warm beer doesn’t really bother me

Bullying is not the /hoc/ way

I think we can all agree with that

good for you

Why are there always so many /hoc/s in the fucking catalog

thanks dude, can I get you a room temp bud light?

you say it be like that, but it dont

Based and frenspilled

cuz them digits bro

Yes, thank you very much!

so which one of these icemonkeys does the best quadruple salchow, and do they have the performance skills to rack in the points during a long program?

there is a pedo general that discusses lolispin

Fuck you faggot

actually it's pronounced By-foo-you-gee-lee-en. But without me looking up how to pronounce it, I'd likely end up calling him By-fug-lee-en.

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>lolispin
kek’d

is laine basically a homewrecker?

Byfuglien is on suicide watch

I would think it was supposed to be biff_ooh_lean like the Frenchies might say

syllables absolutely blacked

Is the U in byfUglien pronounced like the U in Nalle pUh

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Go Canucks

Oh yeah I love going into /nba/ and mocking black names.

Dustin Buffloogeen

More or less same. SHL has bit more depth and their worst teams are probably bit better than liiga backmarkers.

hug finland
fuck jews

why would I hug my toilet and fuck my dog?

Jews and Hughes rhyme. Coincidence? I think not.

imagine choosing a team without watching any real nhl game

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respectfully refer to him as butt fugly alien

haha great comedy as always america :)

>hug finland
>hug

>fuck jews
>jews

>hug jews
>huws jeg

>jeg hews
>jack hughes

I'm on to you Poland

imagine choosing a team with less than 5 division titles

respectfully refer to him as big black butt G

For me, it's Martins Cipulis

old man

dont worry, norwegian names are just hard. literally no english speaking people know how to pronounce "solskjær" either

Latvia, I've watched pretty much 50% of last season If you are talking to me. Hug hughes

haha

i tip my cap and also $5 in your direction for services well rendered

I don't remember you here LIAR. Who's hiding behind that flag? Fuck Hughes, hug Merkley

It might be generic DMR by modern standards, but back in 70's when it was developed it was the culmination of autism in firearms industry. Ridiculously expensive due to autistic quality control, they made plenty of barrels and picked only the best ones, scrapped the barrels that didn't meet the criteria. No reason to keep 'em around as those couldn't be fitted into regular G3's as PSG1 parts had become incompatible with the parent design.

Been here at the start of the season 2018/19, came back for the next season.
Hug QUINN Hughes

H&K may be autists, but they're our autists.

imagine choosing a team instead of a division

Of course we're undefeated.

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Minus the oilers and shorks. Pacific is still the best, would relocate Colorado there.

k..........

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big brain post

Jack Skille is an easy name.

>Minus shorks
Stay mad

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>Spocompton trash
>in MY /hoc/
Out out out

Central/Metro (- Pittsburgh + Montreal) Chad here

Hey sharkies, is Merkley any good? Why do you guys still have faith in Jones?

youtube.com/watch?v=9Gj47G2e1Jc
Wake me up when the season begins

remember when sam thought players actually wanted to play for his shithole lmao

Mostly mad because after such comeback you chocked and didnt reached the finals.

faggot

Your mom tongue plays with my shithole
No you lol

go fuck yourself poland

yo is reddit down for anyone else?

Damn bro chill

I wouldn't know.

ye, down syndrome Lmaaooooo

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Is she doing porn?

:)

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Is /hoc/ getting sevens tonight?

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You guys know it's some cringey fucking redditor posting these screenshots right. A literal canes employee (because you have to be paid to enjoy them) posting their own Twitter feed here because no one else gives a fuck. And he tries pulling shit like this to make it look like he's in on some "inside jokes"

Fuck off

Haven't seen much of him but he looks ok, probably gonna take a while for him to make it to the big leagues. Regarding Jonesy, last year's regular season was bad even for his typically low standards, but he upped his game in the playoffs as usual which is why I'm still with him.

>implying it's a bad thing if Biff retires

Frees up $8 million in cap space. He only plays half a season anyway because he's "injured" (ice fishing).

Sean is steaming.

lads at least my team isnt the
>rags
>jest
>flylels

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Lesgo

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jobst gonna be elite in bridgeport lmfao.

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Avatarposting is against the rules.

:^)
maybe I could use a trip to piss /hoc/ off, but I wouldnt because thats gay

It would be within the rules, though.

>he doesnt avatar post on /hoc/
shiggy

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Are those tendies any good? Not a fan of crinkle cut fries desu.

Raising canes is all good m8. And they literally have a meal called the caniac, making it the the official unofficial food of the Carolina hurricanes

This looks fucking WEIRD

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Tripfagging is possible the gayest thing you can do. Gayer than having a penis shoved up your ass.

not as gay as u tho

>byfglien retrueis
>jet have money for Pat and Kyle
Win win

>lose best player on your defense
>still have holes after trouba left
>"oh we can at least sign connor before laine fucks off to swiss for a year"
winnichug is a basement team this year dont @ me sam

t.tripfaggot

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But the retarded part is that >we don't even have any of those restaurants here.

Don't you dare associate the good name of Raising Canes with those mouthbreathing Randys

>still pushing >muh imaginary friend

Who else randomly laugh and cry just like Joker from Joker (2019)

kek

Sam, I've been begging you for ages to get help.

Not me.
t.mentally sane individual

oh shit isles rags preseason game soon. Cannae wait for kakko to get zero (0) points

>Cannae wait
tha's cultural appropriation ye div

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Pussy is avaible only for the subcribers of Canucks

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is this you?
youtube.com/watch?v=GsbIdSGwoEs

would you pick a fucking team and stick with it

nucks, knights, yotes
the holy trinity of no cups

no I have my reasons for crying

Crinkle cut fries are fine for making at home in the oven. Any restaurant that serves crinkle cut fries should be avoided.

Knock knock

Kippers looks like THAT?

Who's there

...

Not quite.

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It's Chicago Sewer Department. With the amount of shit flooding our city, we are looking for people with the ability to eat shit at extraoridnary speed, and you seem like a perfect person for this job.

watch the panthers get themselves clobbered early in the year and make a late season push just to miss the playoffs again lol

Just like the other Panthers.

>>>/nfl/

Just thinking that the name might be cursed, lad.

just like the jets!

Winnipeg Jets elite Stanley Cup as soon as the curse of Maui and Chevy is lift. Team WAs cleansed of Finnish. Rid of armia. Ruin Laine. Invite up ugly fucking Appleton and trade for faggot shit plonko instead of Niku and Vesalainen. And now team is cursed. Only way to right this wrong is to wait for Laine 8x11 or for another Finnish golden generation

you could stop at five or six stores
or, just one

jets will finish 7th in the central, cap this post

Cap this dick you crying dog

*opens can of bangs root beer*

Wild < Jets
Panthers < Canadiens
Devils > Rags
Blues > Capitals
Lightning > Hurricanes
Maple Leafs < Senators
Red Wings < Blackhawks
Sharks > Flames

There's my boy Sammykins.

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Man, last year I didn't even bother to watch any of the Rangers pre season because they team was full of shitters. Amazing how fast things changed in a year.

sam will be found dead in a ditch by april, cap this post

>get 4 big names
>still play like shit
ah yes, """rebuilds""" in less than 3 years

No one is expecting the cup from them this year

youtube.com/watch?v=x-eP-M4AlC8
This is sex appeal

it really fucking triggers me that everyone thinks jacob trouba is a "big name" and some kind of elite defenseman worth 8 million dollars a year. as a jet you say he is shit but he goes to any other team and everyone is like omg trouba is so good i wanna suck troubas tiny cock

soon™

I don't respect New Zealands opinions on hockey.

>rags
>euro prospects
>0 CHL prospects worth a damn
IMAGINE not drafting from the better place.

for me, it's Montreal Canadiens

claimed for /cric/ desu

good. if you arent memeing and actually think jacob trouba is elite and worth being paid like 5th highest in the league among defenseman you are a fucking >ragsbrained mouthbreathing retard

dont @ me

Randylina Dickdockers

shit the GET is soon.....

If we wont get
Then we will lose the privilege to run Yea Forums

Hockey is just like masturbating or conventioncenters. Obviously you just want to win. So youdo whatever it takes which is score goals or cum or its just your show. But there's really like 4 or 5 things. Cars weddings goals assists traps feet defense fights armymen JOI sex dolls. But then deep down there's hundreds of categories. Advanced stats ebony comic books horses and other pets Europeans europehockey leagues. It's endless. All the fine tuned intricacies

>we
poland you joined 2 weeks ago

They are paying him on the expectation that he will be elite. It's a stupid contract but it will be the going rate in a few years. If he puts up 50-60 points it's worth it.

>ignoring the CHL
surely no team does this??

Imagine escaping the frozen shithole that is Winnipeg only to move to another shithole in the Antipodes to be an ESL teacher for petrol-addled abbos. Probably reminds him of home LMFAO

kek KEK reminder that jacob trouba is a 20-30 point player

>rags

EWE GUISE!!!
I TOTALLY MADE IT TO THE GET

WHO GONNA GET IT GUISE

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[]

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SURELY no team doesnt draft at least a good canadian kid
>two players in the CHL, both defenseman
>rest are college kids or euros
fucking Y I K E S

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I got a couple gets in my day, pretty big ones too.

actually, its three but its another fucking defenseman.
eliteprospects.com/team/68/new-york-rangers/in-the-system
>>>RAGS

siiipppp

Gets for the Lord brother HH

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mad at the sabres yet?

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I really don't respect New Zealand.

...

Finland produces nothing but busts

>jacob poopa
>eight (8) million (million) AAV (aav)
>rags

One year ago actually and if you dont remember me back then then you must be pretty new yourself faggot

team canada is my team and /hoc/'s team

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i think indonesia is a pretty cool guy

why is Paweł so angry sometimes

>foreigners use the whl as a chance to boost their legitimacy
>Americans can't hack it in the dub so they go play junior A and hope they can earn a scholkarship
>Quebec and ontario is just gay lol
WHL Chad checking in and honestly it never feel so good

The CHL realistically produces the most busts though.

WHL Chads make based defensemen

Bigger league means more players get chosen and they can be a bust. However finland theres a less chance that fingol becomes good and even a name in the NHL and thus has a higher rate of busting

Get incoming, if you have something important to say make it count

FINN = BUST
KAAKO = KAKKA

explain icing

>2019
>caring about gets

look it up

>rags

Ogopogo

reminder

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>Caps
>Blues
Based good guys winning back to back years, been a long time since that happened.

CALL
THE
MOUN-TIES
>*clap clap clapclapclap*

When a player passes or shoots a puck and it crosses two lines without a teammate or said player touching it. Basically, without it a team could take a lead and continually dump the puck out of their defensive zone to stall.

>landlets

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That's wrong you idiot

this is how nz beat france at the 2011 rwc lmao dumb frogs were seething

it was in

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Sunbelt retard

So close

threepeat is back on the menu

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new zealand is gay

got a get comping up teebh

are year

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based

why yes I am a caniac, how could you tell?

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Check my digits Yea Forums

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>mfw jets win cup

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hockey is for everyone

like you didn't already know that /hoc/ runs Yea Forums
>rags
>/cric/ to

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Canes dynasty incoming

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>rags

it's the Canes' time

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>rags

Not this time lads. It's over. We don't run Yea Forums anymore

/hoc/ btfo once again

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based canes
yikes

just

Jets run/hoc/

hahahahahhaha faggot canucks fan

the fuck was that GET at all? fuck that

Shut the fuck up Sam.

the only thing gayer than canes fans are canucks fans and new zealand

i honestly dont understand why everyone hates the jets so much, the only possible explanation is that you are jealous and scared

>rags

>rags

what part of Winnipeg you from?

>new york jets
>east rutherford new jersey
lmaaaaoo

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im not from winnipeg

the st. louis blues literally have not lost a game in 3 months

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East Rutherford New Jersey

Who?

When a player dumps the puck from their defensive side of the the center line to the offensive red line with out the puck being touched and the opposing team reaches the puck first.

Then why in the name of Minas Tirith would you choose to follow them?

That's weird. You act like a faggot about the Jets, I assumed you were.

what does icing have to do with donuts or cake?

i didn't want to say anything but this is based

Because they were Canada's great hope of ending the drought.

ssm8

>ending the drought

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hell.
yes.

steer clear of that bigoted dump chik fil a and get some canes. im only gonna be eating certified tendiecanes from from raisin cainies when my canies win the cup

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Montreal is Canada's team

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>buff retiring
>laine playing in yuro this year
looks like connor is your new daddy winnichugs

raise this
*stiffs dick*

who is your team user

wheelerbabby

What about Byfuglien retiring?

Answer the man's question user.

The team from the state that I was born in and still live in.
Now quit dodging the question and answer me, Pippin. Why do you, a New Zealander, follow the Winnipeg Jets?

>mission failed
>we'll get em next time

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He's a bandwagon faggot that doesn't even know how icing works.

youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

youtube.com/watch?v=HCDN0oxPbSk

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If it wasn't for bettman handing the series to the shorks we would've won. Fuck pavelski

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say the state, slumbelter
because i have the luxury of not being from the desert and having the >perds or >knigs as my team i choose my team using the following criteria:

1. aesthetics
2. passion
3. patrik laine

i know how icing works but what he described was how nz beat france in the 2011 rwc (just kicking the ball to the other end of the field as soon as it got anywhere close to their side, not even trying to score)

this. fuck the sharks

>nz calling people sunbelt
Wow that's pretty rich.

Jets are fucked.

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Is it possible for you to post without typing like a complete retard?

he's a winnipegger on vacation

>Australia became a jets fan because they have the most passionate fan (me)
Based

Elite Senator goaltending.

does anybody REALLY know how icing works?

is it possible for you to post without

1. seething
2. coping

?

does anybody really know what time it is?

>1. aesthetics
>2. passion
>3. patrik laine
Grim showing as ever from Tom Bombadil.

He's the worst type of poster, literally unable to communicate without using memes.

Thanks to global warming we're all going to be sunbelt

they get more snow than the sunbelt

Laffs fans now understand what the early 2000s felt for Sens fans.

I have a laine jets jersey and im gonna sell it soon

...

>passion
jets players would literally rather be playing video games and fishing than playing hockey for the wasteland that is winnipeg

remove the 2 line pass

>*Click*.................................... Okie dokie, the Jets are fucked

Winnipeg is a great hockey city, but it isn't a great city

Ok retard

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To suggest that the Rangers aren't the greatest sports organization of all time throughout history to a Rangers fan is analogous to something that falls between inquisition-era blasphemy and trying to convince someone from Chicago that deep dish isn't the best kind of pizza. Regardless of all the statistics, regardless of all the losing seasons, regardless of the lack of banners that pepper the rafters of the Garden, Rangers fans are convinced at a wholesale level that every other team is irrelevant, and hockey would be nothing without the Rangers, because New York, because original six. Any type of rational discussion about hockey meets a hard stop with but we play at Madison Square Garden, the greatest stadium of all time, ever, which quickly devolves into an incoherent rambling of which only a few pieces of something remotely resembling English can be distilled: something something, 1994, something something, original six.

shannon should come to long island

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They did. in 2005.

>...and i'm not even saying that because i have some bias against winnipeg. just looking at the numbers i don't see how this team makes the playoffs. i really don't..."

my penis is erect

Have any of you ever been to Madison Square Garden? Excuse me, I mean The World Famous Madison Square Garden Brought to you by Chase Manhattan Bank, Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan. It SUCKS. Really, it's not a good arena—it has history, but not enough history to eradicate the image etched into my brain of the 3 homeless guys I saw jerking off on the E line when I was on my way there. The halls are cramped and the seats aren't comfortable, but they do have TVs strategically positioned around the seating for convenient viewing, you know, in case I want to watch the fucking telecast while I'm at the live game after paying $245 for mezzanine level seats. But that's unfair of me—tickets are only $220 during games vs. the Western Conference.

There are two types of experiences you'll have at MSG: the high brow, and the low brow. The low brow is experienced if you're wearing a jersey of an opposing team (especially a rival): you'll inevitably be heckled by some out-of-work 23 year old wearing a Brian Leetch sweater over Keystone Light stained cargo shorts, trying his damnedest to get his drunk, vacant, unintelligent eyes to focus on you for more than 3 seconds as he shovles a $16 NATHANS MSG WORLD FAMOUS hot dog into his mouth. I'm liberally applying the term 'heckle' there, by the way, because as I mentioned earlier, what comes out of the collective mouths of Rangers fans is closer to the vocal fumblings of early hominid cro magnons. The other experience, the high brow experience, is you pay $2000 to sit next to an investment banker who keeps checking his phone for Wimbeldon highlights. Don't make eye contact with him, pleb. You're a nobody.

high IQ post

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If I started a jets franchise for twitch stream would anyone watch?

well the city that im from gets about 400 fewer sunlight hours than winnipeg which is possibly one of the least sunbelt teams in the nhl and it also snows here so

people have this weird idea that nz is similar to australia in geography and climate but we are over 4000km away

we could've had a cup if it wasnt for the sunbelt and the french

Just wait until you see the next OP.

Gets colder in las vegas lmao

looking forward to Canada being a tropical paradise 2bh

The Freudian-level cognitive dissonance is structural; the television station that plays Rangers (and Devils, and Islanders) games is called MSG, and every April we experience the same rolling tradition: the Rangers are knocked out of the playoffs, Al Trautwig, Ron Dugauy and Bill Pidto find a way to deflect their disappointment and utter disbelief that THE New York Rangers didn't win the cup again by attributing it to some extra-hockey force, like the refs, or bad ice, or "bad puck luck," and quickly drown their emotions in a circlejerk of how great the 1994 team was as a pre-amble to the inevitable telecast of ROAD TO THE CUP: 1994. Something, something, this is Hugh Jessiman's fault.

The worst part of all of it is the most hardcore Rangers fans I've encountered are kids who've moved from the midwest and adopted the Rags as their team to offset the embarrassment of only being able to afford an apartment in Crown Heights in their desperate attempt to convince their friends from home that they're living the New York experience. Fuck off, and go back to Madison, WI.

The New York Rangers have been around since the dawn of time, yet have only managed to eek out 4 cups, 3 of which came during an era where there were only 5 other teams. The Islanders eclipsed that in four years; the Devils, the less attractive cousin from the sleazier side of the family, have managed 3 in just over 30 years. And we played in Continental Airlines Arena.

yeah I can make fun of him because he has the unfortunate 2nd center in fucking ryan strome. Rags fans can at least cope with panarin taking 1/8th of their cap

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How's vegas? Still pretty hot this time of year?

reminder that /hoc/ never gets good gets anymore lmao
/mlb/ lives rent free

>can't even freeze ice naturally

>sunbelters can't even compare seasons properly
smfh senpai

Winter

August 2011 winter's snowfall in Dunedin, Otago
Winter temperatures are much milder in New Zealand compared to other areas of similar latitude, with the exception of the Central Otago and Mackenzie Basin regions mentioned above. Maxima are generally 10–15 °C (50–59 °F) in the North Island, decreasing as one goes further south or inland. The South Island is a bit cooler, with maximum temperatures around 7–12 °C (45–54 °F), though sometimes lower. The lowest temperature ever recorded was −25.6 °C (−14.1 °F) at Ranfurly in Otago in 1903, with a more recent temperature of −21.6 °C (−6.9 °F) recorded in 1995 in nearby Ophir.[5]

thats average across the entire country so not really reflective. north island is subtropical, south island is alpine. north island is also filled with islanders and is generally shit, different countries basically. there have been movements for a free south island

As long as the rink has AC

500

it snows every year m8. also you freeze water, not ice.

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Hughes

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>top three is the favorite from the last two years and the last two cup winners

This is the kind of in depth analysis I can't get anywhere else. Thanks user.

Strome isn't the 2nd line centre

then who is? BOO NIEVES HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

At least Australia has a cup winner.

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Andersson to start. Nieves probably doesnt m