What would you do if you were as handsome as Fernando Llorente?

post in spee

ironic incelposting

Based, it's a great feeling. Guess that's why women love doing the same

>not giving them false hope so they rush to please you
women are even worse orbiters than men
once you get them wet they'll do anything for you
works best on those in late 20's and early 30's because they're in anguish over not being married

I'd be sad that I'm not as handsome as Giroud.

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literally all the north of spain is rainy, secluded and comfy af: galicia, asturias, cantabria

He is not handsome at all. Looks like a retarded Pique

I'm sure he is incel

marry my high-school sweetheart like he did.
fuck thots

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I'd tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial just to top it off, ayy

i'd have been something more than a disappointment post athletic

I'm too insecure for that senpai

it's just autism, I wish I knew how easy it was in HS
it's incredibly easy to see when a woman is attracted

Yeah i can tell when they are attracted, just don't do anything to take things further

This. I live in Galicia and can comfirm the comfiness. And if you get a place in the countryside, you can befriend your neighbours and they'll give you high quality eggs and vegetables in exchange for some bread to feed their chickens.

hick fuck

>A literal macaco
7-1

My GF is from Santiago. Nice place, nice food, nice wine but what a shitty weather

what? It's perfect and comfy year round, very rarely hot or cold

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I'm going to retire to a little cabin in the mountains of Asturias once I've finished working in in this shithole (Barcelona)

What a kind hearted user

Galician food is great. Very comfy.
The weather doesn't matter to me. I have family in New York and I am from Toronto. Our winters are long and brutally cold. Our summers are disgustingly humid. Andalucia is too hot for me but the rest of Spain's weather is not a problem.

It's literally rains three times more than Paris, which isn't really a place known for good weather.

fuck off to Marbella then, weather isn't everything

I don't like Galician weather, it rains and stops raining many times in the same day. I imagine London is like that.

What a cuck. He can literally fuck ANY 10/10 girl on earth on the spot and he settles for THAT? That horseface will probably only give birth to like 3 kids at most while he could have fucked around and spread his perfect genes like he is supposed to be doing.

>jewish pervert can't comprehend wholesome living

what a surprise

He could at least wait until she grows up and realize he will be stuck with a chestlet. Not so wholesome living when you miss out on grabbing big bouncing breasts.

kike and cumbrain, the whole package

I've had sex with about 30 women but I'd trade those experiences for a deep lifelong connection with a wife or gf who has known me since high school/university like many of my friends have got

R u me??

she was the only girl shooting with him at the gym

>don't do a Kobe

you ain't got a clue, let's be honest