Help Ronaldo find Edna

Quick Yea Forums, help Ronaldo find Edna and her two friends who fed Ronaldo burgers when he was poor.

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my mother is called edna and she worked at mcdonalds in her 20's wtf

She moved to America and started teaching at Springfield elementary

Well looks like she has just won a sex date with Ronaldo in Turin, congrats

i found her

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Nevermind, Piers Morgan found Edna

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Ronaldo is so real and genuine. It's so obvious he really wants to find Edna by how many times he's personally tweeted about her etc. what a caring person. he clearly just didn't need content for his interview to feed his ego even more.

so was he silent all this time and now releases this story as his career is about to end?

kek

imagine being a bitter man like you

hi i'm edna where's the money

See if she has any free burgers left over for ya boi user

don't buy everything you read. yeah, he wasn't millionaire but he earned around 60 euros/month as a 12 year old kid who had no expenses whatsoever (sporting paid his accommodation, travel and food expenses). a couple years later he was earning the equivalent to 1500 euros.
is it a low value? consider this: the minimum wage back then was about 250-300 euros, 40 hours per week, full time.
i know he sent most of the money back to madeira to help the family but don't make this a sob story, he could afford an happy meal once in a while if he wanted to.

i'm a retard and didn't properly read your post. i'm sorry

what kind of name is edna
no pt woman is called that
fuckin lisbon trash naming their kids ffs

>hi i'm edna where's the money
Stfu Matias

Rent free.

Based Ronaldo McDonaldo doing Multi National Corporation shilling

>he wants to have dinner with 3 girls on the same night
Ah yes, the Cristiano rapenaldo saga part 2: electric boogaloo

depending on how old these women were back then, they sure must be AT LEAST in their 40s now if not much older....

Consider all the lies he's told about donations and shit, I wouldn't be surprised if it's a lie
Surprised he doesn't have a story about being in a war like Brian Williams

>Brian Williams

who?

I guess I found her

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Why the fuck would she ever come over to his place for dinner? So he can feed her salad and chicken breast with rape for desert?

Do German womens pussies and arseholes heal over post 40?

>why would a dumb roastie want to come to the house of the most famous/ popular athlete in the world

gee i wonder

retard

what a weird post

you are weird m8

lmao

He's going to give her a big present, retard. He just can't say it to avoid gold diggers.

Why is Piers Morgan involved in everything these days?
One day he's interviewing Donald Trump, then Cristiano Ronaldo, then having a private redpill meet-up with Ariana Grande

How the fuck does he manage to stay so relevant?

Unironically memes.

>helping a known rapist find some girls

uh, guys?

Charges were dropped, faggot.

By being contrarian but not necessarily ridiculous with it (most of the time).

seething Arsenal fans keep him in the twitter news loop
that's all he needs, news stations think twitter is representative for real people somehow

based ronaldo

>German humour

I luv him more and more.

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Is he gonna rape her too?

>ronaldo goes to mcdonalds
>would you like to TSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUper size that for $1.25 more?

He's the the male anchor on one of the main 2 breakfast news programmes over here