Heem

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Is it true GSP is into black chicks?

There's like 90 percent asians in canada so i understand why gsp is attracted to asian men

Sure

Who isn't, amirite?

Why are there no good looking black ladies in the UFC?

That one that non stop posts on Twitter about shit is probably the only one.

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damn this guy is hetero

Serious question... are there ANY black women UFC fighters!? Never thought about that.

Those people don't want their own divisions though. They consider that an insult. What they want is to compete in the same division as they gender they identify as.

Khabib loves kids and goats
GPS loves the women!

youtube.com/watch?v=z_GLj7phZQY

kek

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Waiting for Adesanya to style on the ruptured anus of Robert shittaker

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>Swedanistan
Opinion discarded.

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I can only think of three.

Dodson
Hill
There is a Brazilian woman that looks like Adesanya after the Gastelum fight

Rayyyyycist!

B A S E D

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Done with this “sport”

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Alright fags, lets book the Official /heem/ Sponsored Autisticbowl

obvious matches being
>LW- TFerg vs Ryan Hall - Main Event
>WW - Ben Askren vs Covington
>BW - CCC vs Garbrant
>LHW - Weidman vs Rockhold Rematch

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Proper 12

I'm not joking, I'll find a picture of her, give me a sec

I believe you. I'm just copying what Tyron Woodley would yell out knowing that the UFC only has a few black women fighters! :^)

Yep. I cringed.

There was this video of Eddie giving Khabib the middle finger after he beat RDA, does anyone remember it? It was like a thrill and agony but for a fight night. I wish I could find it.

I'm waiting motherfucker

is funny Eddie has a decent matchup against Khabib but awful against Gooby being a chinny rangelet which just snacks for McGregor to feast on

youtube.com/watch?v=MYAgcsUvNVw
here bro

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Was looking on the UFC website for her, that's another lady called Luana Carolina, she's kinda pretty I guess, another called Brianna VanBuren, she looks really pretty.

Looks like she was cut by the UFC lol I'm not going through all the UFC events to try and find her, all I remember is that she had like 72 inch reach, her arms were long as fuck

He'd never been taking down in the UFC, never really fought anyone like Khabib though. I guess they deleted the video because the links dead
southlandpost.com/eddie-alvarez-khabib-nurmagomedov-meet-backstage-after-rda-fight/

sherdog.com/fighter/Duda-Santana-249137

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I know who you mean but can't remember her name, Dada or something. There's also Luana Carolina.

Oh you legend I kept looking for that, searched fight night Dos Anjos vs Alvarez and fight night 60 etc.

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*quacks in your path*
wat do?

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Nice, good catch. I couldn't find her in the UFC athletes, thought she'd been cut. How'd you remember her?

I said that already mate, you should've gone to Specsavers.

How are these russian muslims dominating MMA? Its making no fucking sense

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Almost all the best fighters in the UFC have some sort of story where someone was bullying them in their youth and they had to learn how to fight.

Thanks for the insight, Joe.

Maybe they have some genetic advantages unique to their population.

It's only because people with no options are professional fighters, there are very few people who have real options outside of fighting will be fighters, that's why you see so many people who got bullied because they are generally outcasts and people that didn't fit in with normal society.

I vaguely remembered she was in the prelims of a european FN card this year

Dagestanis are dominating because their culture has an autistic obsession with learning to fight, especially wrestle, from a very early age. Wrestling is the most important skill in MMA, as history as shown and Dagestanis are the best wrestlers.

Vanessa Van Buren is cute and Marion

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Maybe, but it's more true that black men are into him.

Sean Shelby really looks like a pedophile. What a creepy fucking dude.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING RAYCIS SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUPPPP

Signs of a big brain.

Yeah, she's a cutie, I don't like her hair like that though, she looks a lot prettier on the UFC athletes page.

they arent dominating lol khabib and maybe makhachev are the only good ones, rest are cans

Literally no one has a problem with population genetics.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Its a fact
GSP biggest brain of mma is smart enough to only bang black chicks
God bless

Just passed out McGregor in Dublin lads, driving a new Bentley convertible wearing a paddy hat like a tinker lmao

i'm thinking this is based

>paddy hat
What the fuck is a paddy hat, is that the same as a flat cap?

When is Anderson Silva's next fight?

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Yeah

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD NNEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THE PLANET, WHORE-HAAAAAY GAMEBRED MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSVIDAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!

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This is the best thread I've ever seen.

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Masvidal can't KO diaz so he'll give up

then again I said the same about Askren having a rock chin, but I doubt Jorge will land a sprinting knee on Diaz

I hope he wins tho, he is the better of the spic darling

BMF title match is straight from the WWE playbook.

Move this shitty general to Yea Forums

Faggot

I will say I find it hillarious how Masvidal doesn't even try but still gets more oppurtunities than Colby. Colby burned a lot of bridges, hired a bunch of escorts, tries so hard to talk shit, but he still doesn't get a money fight, a title fight or an MSG Main Event lmao

Masvidal will land flush on Nate and heem him, le dude weed lmao unbreakable chin is a meme

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Nobody here even watches the UFC

I wish this were the case but Nate wins 99/100 times

Masvidal doesn't actual have substantial power, he ko'd Till from a combination of volume and Till's brutal weight cut and even a Flyweight would have knocked out Askren with that knee.
Barring another freak shot I can't see him finishing Nate. This fight will either prove Jorge has actually improved or show that he's still a can and just got lucky a few times.

>BMF Belt
>real belt

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>can't KO diaz
>le nate has a le iron chin!! meme
Casual

>ko'd Till from a combination of volume and Till's brutal weight cut
LMAO he stiffed Till in one hit, which even Tyron couldn't do. Wtf does volume have to do with anything?

>which even Tyron couldn't do
Tyron technically did knock him down though

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*saves MMA*

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Till needs a new coach

>mfw

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He stiffed Till in one hit because he is a shitty striker and a cutbabby. Jorge has superior boxing was able to do that switch cross effectively.

We are all /heem/

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Remember when we thought Jacare was good? lmao

not him but
>fight as much Nate has and take all the huge shots he does
>only been finished once
masvican can still finish him of course but who the fuck would bet on it knowing he's also a can who throws away fights?

>we
I always thought he was trash. Just another favella monkey on roids.

10

Based. Whittaker will have to go to podcasting full time like a zoomer.

based twood
i wish he would come back and save 170 but i fear his body is flushed

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Based
Khabib would rather fight an old man from a different weight class than the rightful #1 contender

He's a legend at pure jui jitsu, but he's mostly a top game guy and guard play is way more important in mma.

>The joker
Upvoted. I love capeshit.

There are like two or three that are good lol that's not that many

Go check on Lyoto, get some fans

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Yeah, Tyron is done, he has Arthurwritethis in his wrist and joints now, he looks quite young for his age, keep in mind he's only like 9 months younger than Shogun Rua and his been fighting for a while

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>Cazzie take
>Reddit spacing
Yep checks out

High IQ moves from Jones coaches if I do say so

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kino

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lyoto wins the rematch

Based and Bonespilled

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He got offered the main event at msg he just talked himself out of it for money even though he would have got ppv points. He clearly either realizes he's not a draw or he's trying to dodge Usman. Of course Usman was offered Masvidal right after and Masvidal accepted and Usman declined so he's not much better. Colby and Usman are going to never fight eachother.

*crawls into your guard

wat do?

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>Nate wins 99/100 times
Why? Nate's an overrated gatekeeper. He has shit boxing and Damian Maia couldn't make Masvidal tap and Maia's jui jitsu is in another league compared to Nate. Nate also got knocked down three times against Conor who's really a featherweight.

The whole point of main eventing MSG is that it signifies you as being a big star on the level of Conor and GSP. Obviously he shouldn't get paid as much as them, but why main event MSG if you're still getting paid peanuts?

Because Masvidal has had exactly 2 (TWO) five round fights, and he lost both of them. Meanwhile Nate is notorious for his endless cardio and pace into the later rounds.

A knockdown isn't the same as heeming someone sleepy though. This was a completely dominant performance by Woodley though.

Do you think Cody Garbrandt could beat Jimmie Rivera

>n-no Nate please, I-I'm supposed to be the baddest motherfucker! three piece and a so....zzzzzzzz

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The Till fight was a five rounder :^)

We don't know how much he was getting offered and Derrick Lewis main evented in msg last year. I don't think he's that big of a star lol. My point is he'd get paid more as soon as he becomes champ and he'd be getting ppv points for main eventing. If he knew he was a draw he'd be willing to bet on himself. Conor made more from ppv points at 229 than he did from his fight pay.

Didn't he have a mild case of arthritis? I don't think it's rheumatoid

wouldn't it be fun if nate chokes him out and then says "hey i'm not surprised motherfuckers!!" in his interview with joe rogan?!

That's not a five round fight because it didn't go to the fifth round, pencil dick

Nate hasn't had a 5 rounder in over three years. He looked like he was starting to gas against Pettis. If Josh Thompson could KO Nate I think Masvidal can do it. Nate has incredibly overrated boxing he needs a big size advantage for it to be effective and he's not going to make Jorge tap.

That just means Jorge isn't pillowfisted like Nate. Toilet Till would flush Nate tbqh.

>Didn't tap to Maia
>Thinks he will tap to Nate
Based and Cazziepilled

It's entirely possible

I'm not sure, but I'd imagine it's totally fucked him up, he's already 37, he was over the hill, it probably cemented his downfall if he was dealing with it before facing Usman, would like to see him oversome it but it's fucked him.

Best way to finish a fight? I’d have to say fluke ko after getting dominated for five rounds.

Do you guys realize Reem is getting paid almost $1 million per fight? This motherfucker is getting paid to get knocked out cold. He's getting paid more than almost every champion. How did he manage to get that kind of contract?

Because he's not a manlet. He's also on a two fight KO streak. Mark Hunt got paid a ton to fight too. Both deserve it. HW legends of the sport.

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Name one elite fighter Maia has subbed in the past 5 years. His submission game is massively overrated.

Just rub le CBD and you're cured of your injuries and illnesses bro! Haven't you seen the research :)

Neil Magny

>World champion jui jitsu practitioner
>Overrated submission game
Wew lad. That sure is a cazzie take. It's almost like fighters intentionally avoid going to the ground with him because of his submission game. Watch him vs Woodley or Usman and you'll see what I mean. He had submissions in three of his last four fights before Masvidal and the one he didn't was a masterful grappling performance against Nelson. Just watch Maia vs Story sometime.

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Where's Conor?

In your head... rent-free!

Also Carlos Condit right after he got a title shot and Matt Brown who isn't really elite, but he's not the worst fighter.

when is the next good fight

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Damn, Masvidal left a loooooot of disgruntled Askren fans angry when he ended the meme in 5 seconds. Some of them are still seething in this very thread. Just remember Askren "wins" 99/100 times :^)

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Masvidal only wins fights if he feels disrespected. Demian Maia and Wonderboy respected masvidal and won the fight. Cowboy, till, and askren did not respect masvidal and paid the price. Nate will obviously win

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How many bongs till early prelims lads?

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Askren wins the rematch

he wins the rerematch too (the trilogy)

Nate respects Jorge. Both wanna bang each other

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT BEARJEW IS COOKING?

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Askren never beats a fighter of any note again

>I can post on 4chin again

Ponziniggero flushes till doesn't he lads?

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You understand that Jiu Jitsu isn't just submissions: the sport, right? There are different styles of BJJ.
>It's almost like fighters intentionally avoid going to the ground with him
Getting the opponent to the mat is a part of a good submission game, you dumb motherfucker. BTW you didn't answer my question. If you are unable to answer it, I'll accept verbal concession in the form of "I'm sorry, master, I was wrong. You were right. You own me sir. I submit to you, master". Go ahead. Say it.

BJ Penn has an undefeated story record

Who /coffee/ here?

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Press F to pay respect to David Branch's career

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Wrong

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>undefeated in the story
>technically never lost a round in his career
>heems street level goons to protect his family
>has an extremely successful MMA news website that is named after him
>literal living legend and hall of famer
>goes by "BJ" so bitches know what's up
BJ Penn is literally the GOAT

schaubs kid wtf. cte can be passed down

KWAB

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what? no meme term like pulsing gonna come up from usaand defend poor david branch

What about Zabit?

meme cutbabby can with no good wins

>Having good takedowns is part of a good submission game
Ok lol but Magny and Condit since you asked.

phoneposters should be boiled alive

10 bongs until AFC brother.

Beat Stephens and soon Kattar as well.

Stephens sleeps

>Magny is elite
Lol not even going to address anything else that spills out of your cazzie lips

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Anyone with a semi-competent sense of distance and a jab can stifle Stephens

both stephens and kattar suck. 145 is actually shit

Lost both stories to Ryan Hall and fat street man

I must say, the quality of that picture is spectacular, considering it was taken in the summer of '92.

What is Cowboy's path to the title at this point?

What about Condit who just fought for the title a fight before. Nate's only submission in the last 7 years is Conor. I don't see how you can say Nate has a better submission game than Maia and call me a cazzie.

Winning a few times lmao

Fight on the Khabib vs Tony card and wait for Tony to pull out

Masvidal is also an overrated gatekeeper, equal match.

>but he's mostly a top game guy and guard play is way more important in mma.

OK, fellow traveler, Ill need aditional exp for this

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So Tony is now an eagle attacking duckbib?!

Good one.

>"Khabib Nurmagomedov: UFC asked me to headline UFC 200 against Georges St-Pierre"

Then this happened....

>"Khabib turned down fight at UFC 200 because of Ramadan"

You now remember this...

>This is not the first time that Khaibib opted out of a fight because of Ramadan. Back in 2014, the Dagestan native rejected a fight with Donald Cerrone for exactly the same reason.

Should we call Khabib a Duck now!?

Remember kids... Tony didn't duck Cowboy... Duckbib did!

Drop to 145, heem Aldo for a title shot, pray that Max wins against Volkanovski but takes enough headshots to get major CTE, heem Max after he gets permaflushed from the weight cut leading up to the fight.

Yeah I agree it's more like 50/50 vs 99/1

If a champion refuses to fight, they should be stripped
Fuck Usman
Fuck Khabib
Defend or Vacate

I'm just talking for jui jitsu. Ground and find wrestling is a superior top game to jui jitsu because wrestlers are better at takedowns and likely to get a tko unless their opponent has a good guard/on their back game.

Khabib just fought less than two weeks ago kek

>loses

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>If a champion refuses to fight, they should be stripped
Precisely. That's why El Duckuy was stripped of his happy meal belt when he failed to defend it at UFC 223 by ducking Khabib.

Cowboy heems Aldo and goes for a title shot against Max... heems max... calls out Conor....

I’ll bend Conor McGregor’s little ass over & knock the lucky charms out of him!

Conor has no right to come DOWN to ’45; he’s not gonna stand a chance, we’re too FAST and we’re too SMART, so you can take your little English ass and get on!

Conor, you have a monster right here at ’45, ME, about to beat your ass. You beat nobody, you think you’re gonna come DOWN to ’45 and make a statement? Come on man, sit the fuck down!

Yee-haw!

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>get's unbanned
>immediately posts schaub
it was so comfy here without you, please stay banned

>wins my heart

I wonder what happened to the Jordan spammer?! Is he ok?! Did he die in an ISIS attack?!

As the great Conor McGregor famously said; it's not about winning, it's about the story.

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Don't forget winning the LOVE story!

Sorry I try my best not to read posts with that flag.

she definitely lost that as well

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ewwwwwwwwwwwww
why are her teeth so yellow?!

discarded.

>which even Tyron couldn't do
Since when is Woodley a KO artist ?

Since he starched Koscheck and Robbie, you fookin' casual!

>Gaethje
>Conor
>Dustin
>Max
>Iaquinta
Ok, memes aside, do you honestly, HONESTLY see Tony beating any of the above names? And do you HONESTLY see Khabib losing to any of them? Be honest with yourself.

Reminder that no matter what BJ did, nobody has flushed their legacy worse than Rhonda

The AI doesn't lie
imagenet-roulette.paglen.com/

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Shut the fuck up, why did you reply to it then dumbass?

>Iaquinta
What did you mean by this user?

Two TKO against not really durable opponents makes you a KO artist ?

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I can see Tony beating any of them, with Dustin and Gaethje being the hardest matchups for him, and Khabib only maybe loses to Gaethje.
Conor's name shouldn't be on there though.

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based

>tf
>tp

I mean that he would 100% rape Tony

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Forgot to tell him to "have sex" but he already got brutally raped! :^)

wtf..

youtu.be/JjADm5Ps5kI?t=757

i'm sick of phony turdeson and his shit, who is THE EAGLE fighting next?

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sneed

tfw chael is slurring his words :(
has he been sparring again ?

really makes me think

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moi fewt waz a bellewn

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Gaethje and Conor may unironically be harder fight than Khabib.

>Max
>Iaquinta

Lol

>unless their opponent has a good guard/on their back game.

gotcha! So you are saying that guard players do better in mma since they can counter wrestlers better...Werdum had a few old school style subs from guard, was he a guard player in bjj days? how about the rest of the few bjj guys in mma?

also, do you think that DDS might get more success in mma since they based their game without the top game?

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hold on brother i'm talking

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t-this can't be real! it's not happening!

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mini khabib

>white

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The Gracie's were a bunch of faggots and still are. We know this. The only reason they had any success was the first UFC event didn't have any wrestlers (like Khabib's record) to make it easier on little Monkey Soup

Half right.

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hehe, nothing personnel, kid!

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Ponzi wins the story confirmed

Let me offer you this

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Mahatma Gandhi in the houseeeeeeee

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>Negro

top kek

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I miss Gooby lads

who should've never fought khabib, it ruined his life

hopefuly he can have a DC-tier redemption

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last one i'm out see you all later

so many keks have been had

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ok truly the last one

yeeeeeeee hawwwwwwwww

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rude

what app is this?

>micro
Much like his penis

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kek

>surgeon
>sawbones

what did the AI mean by this?!

WE

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Wake up Jon, its over

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LTG is a welterweight at best, niggas got no legs.

What the hell David Branch 2 year suspension? He was one of the last guys I'd imagine was on PEDs.

Based

he removed a chip from his leg that counts as surgery

>6'5
>built like a tank
That dude is definitely over 215 lb

They are all on steroids

>rape suspect
lol

Worst possible time line:
>Till somehow beats Gastelum
>Whittaker loses to Redditsanya
>Till vs Israel title fight

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Based

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>skilled workman

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OP is a confirmed massage hobbyist based on that advertisement.

why is mcgregor number 3 still? he's a fucking bum

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based

He has a win over Poirier who is nr2. Makes sense?

like fucking 5 years ago???

The UFC rankings are a meme and are made by a bunch of non-fighting, cazzie journalists

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Do you really think Dustin would win a rematch? he has always had trouble with southpaws and never had the strongest of chins, guy got almost KOd by Max - something he himself admitted. I say Goober starches him again.

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Let it be known i can't mass reply to everyone but all of these are making me laugh so good

I think he’d struggle with Gaethje simply because of the pressure and power, but I see Conor wilting to the pressure and not being able to implement his gameplan. Tony would run him ragged and out-volume him, and with the reach advantage the long left hand of Conor is going to land a lot less like with Díaz. Everyone else he comfortably beats.

Is Masvidal gonna open with running shit against Nate? Why the fuck did Askren shoot for the takedown, even a retard who had trained MMA for a week would realize you dont shoot at a guy whos running towards you

scary accurate

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so you admit the rankings are just imaginary? this semen slurping sport just isn't for me.

Overconfidence, he was undefeated for like 10 years and got lazy.
He wins the rematch though tbeh

what are these

Why did Al get raped by canboy?

Read the thread, man.

He'll open with a flying dick kick like he did against Till. It's a high iq move to start a fight.

bros...

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Give me the rundown on the one they call "mini khabib."

If that kick had landed properly it would've been fucking gnarly

Dustin = Robbie Lawler
Khabib = Ben Askren

>tony and mini khabib.jpeg

Jail bait

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Has there ever been an overhand knockout right at the start of a fight?

you're in for watching tony get knocked down in almost every fight before pulling a hail mary ass whooping.

>The viral selfie app ImageNet Roulette seemed fun – until it called me a racist slur
based

youtu.be/BPa-Q0CojDM
Why does Ben get so weird when Ariel brings up the Maia fight?

Rumble vs Glover

there would have been if CM punk landed his *gallops toward you* attack on mickey

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Is this a real article or just perfectly crafted satire?

>the guardian
It's not satire but it's still funny

Imagine being her dad and seeing this and continuing to shill her and letting her keep her YouTube channel kek. Her dad used her to meet a bunch of fighters really weird.

I don't find it funny anymore. After half a decade of these people and their outrage culture it's just annoying and predictable. Some guy made a thing and these glorified bloggers just wanna piggyback off it with some mindless outrage faux-controversy clickbait. It amounts to absolutely nothing.

Lmao, how are they imaginary if Goober has a win over Dustin? Dustin's the one who needs to prove he can beat Conor these days, not the other way around.

Ryan Jimmo (RIP) vs Anthony Perosh

Could see Tony asking her who she thinks would win between him and Khabib and then having a "WHERE'S YOU KID AT" level sperg out when she says Khabib. Would be kino tobh.

In many ways yes, but in all other ways no. Dustin didn't have enough rage to angle slam Khabib like Lawler did to Askren.

Its tuff b

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Their best ignored, but I love when they get outraged at AI as that's what my day job is. Especially when they think it will become sentient somehow on accident.

>tree pees and soder xD

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honestly if you are a father it's probably for the best to manage your ethot daughter closely

>even lets him get up at the end
OUTCLASSED

Wonderboy has no ground game.

>title shot within 12 months

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Myron Bless

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This girl creeps me the fuck out
I would want to punch her if i ever encountered her irl but the thought that i'd get murdered is even more frustrating

On vacation tony?

>What do you mean you need to find a stream? Can't you just pay for the fights, user?

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BJ Penn

BJ Penn

BJ Penn

My boy Kevin Lee is about to round up another titleshot after he embarrasses Islam

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WB hit him with those awlkward angles bee

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Gillespie still ducking?

the face of a man who realized that if shaub was gay, they couldnt stop him raping them
terrified

Kevin moved on, Islam agreed for January. Good fight desu

aspen ladd vs gdr i don't care if it doesn't meet your criteria aspen ladd is fat and i just took whey protein after working out

Its easy to stop Schaub

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based cain
how tf is his body capable of all of this shit bros?
good to see him happy again

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>working with AEW cucks

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Name a fight that needs to be run back

He's with lucha isn't he?

Askren v Masvidal

The 155 King vs Khabitch

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Cody was in that match IIRC

>foolish woman

heheh

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Hey Infidels,
My name is Khabib, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever performed any suicide bombings? I mean, I guess it’s fun shooting random innocents in the streets for Allah, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Clawja.
Don’t be an American. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of Al Quaeda, and starter on my Sambo team. What sports do you play, other than “Canor McGregor Won The 3rd Round”? I also get undefeated fighting streaks, and have a banging hot 12 year old girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all infidels who should just kill yourselves in a horrible bombing. Thanks for listening. Inshallah.

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you now remember the awkward angles narrative

You sat there typing this out expecting us to laugh. Well I'm laughing but not at your joke. I'm laughing at you, you fucking loser. Didn't even read it all

He's called Wonderboy not Grounderboy

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1. I didn't type it
2. I made small edits
3. I don't care if you laugh or not
4. I know it's part of your religion to marry kids
5. I know you are triggered because the truth of #4 hurts
6. Seethe
7. Cope
8. Dilate

Any questions?

the goat dont smoke

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Reason his parents died?! They got in his way! :^)

Who needs parents when you can make everyone call YOU daddy?

but he has no problem snorting

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You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

yes mr joker

scary

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Schaub will cure his own CTE

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JANNIES BTFO!!!

HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?

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Based and checked

>will never be the LHW GOAT
>will never be the HW GOAT
>will never beat Jon
>will never bring back his dead kid
KEK

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kek

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oh no no no no

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What a mark

Interesting

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Wtf that sounds epic

Eddie won the story

A lot of people see a tapper, a loser, a criminal I see an Astronaut an engineer an architect! :^)

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Based.

How do I ensure I win the story of a fight? I don't care about winning the fight itself

Make sure to clown your opponent before the fight

Make sure your opponent clowns you before the fight

I say "wow that really hurt, you hit so hard" in a really sarcastic tone after every strike that lands clean. Sometimes I mix in a clap.

we wuz kingz and sheit

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>This guy got busted but not Paulo Costa

No freaking way can a picture contain this level of awesome!

So much win!

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LOW KEY

Will we ever see Ngannou get heemed?

the pound for pound natty GOAT and khabib, how kind of michael bisping to snap a pic with a fan

You sure?

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seething

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BASED muslim man

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Jordan Peterson in the back

Seething

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based

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HOTRODDING

cope

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What did they mean by this?

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FUCKING BASED

Yeah, I'm a hot hitter (straight up)
I'm a guap getter (straight up)
Leave a thot bitter (straight up)
Get your block hit up
Oh, you think you in a group? Get that shit split up (on God)
Tryna suck me layin' down, I make that bitch sit up (straight up)
Yeah, hot box, dirty stick, case closed (case closed)
We grill beef, nigga, charcoal (uh oh)
Sellin' pussy, her vajay-jay got a barcode (uh oh)
These broke ass niggas need Jobco (21)
Used to use EBT to get seafood (what?)
Now I Uber Eats when I want Kiku (straight up)
She wanna hang out and let the gang G you (facts)
Metro worth a lot of M's, nigga, me too (racks)

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why does no one ever talk about how he was obviously about to escape before the horn went off? Is it selective memory? The fact none of these dorks here train jitz?

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nevermind he literally did escape and blocked almost 100 percent of damage

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>tres santos
Wait a minute. Is Dos really two in portugese naming conventions making junior dos santos "Junior Santos II"?

no, two in portuguese is dois, not dos, dos is of, you can say his name like Junior of Santos if you want

don't let this distract you from the fact that Werdum's nickname translates to "go horse"

>Used to use EBT
I believe you

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Ufcs facebook page just gave me a topfan badge. Am i a faggot?

stipe,no!!!

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yeah but atleast you're a top

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is this karate thottie?

yes

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Ok, good. Thought I was a brainlet that let it slip by me all this time.

the one and only

I would nom her brown korean asshole

>hahahaahha da green square say he rape people!!!
It stopped being funny 200 posts ago

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she's thai you racist wanker

About to cut my hair. Can I get some hairstyles recommendations?

#8 w/ a bald fade

you may just be a faggot,have you considered this?

show a picture of thor from ragnarok movie

if you're white that is

I work for a multinational company. Can’t do fades, it would be frowned upon

Bellator.

>I work for a multinational company. Can’t do fades
>can't do fades
what the fuck

That's a bad photo and she's still a babe

>Barring another freak shot I can't see him finishing Nate. This fight will either prove Jorge has actually improved or show that he's still a can and just got lucky a few times.
lurk moar

If you have good thick hair don't cut it. Do a power slick back.

>Can’t do fades
I got JUST the thing for you bro

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She's also a can

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Yeah Werdum has a good guard especially for a heavyweight I can't find it right now but there's a webm of Werdum laying on his back just inviting his opponent to get in his guard kek. I don't know much about all the jui jitsu guys in the ufc let alone mma, but I know Kron Gracie prefers the guard and Ortega has a good guard as well. Tony is comfortable off his back too. And I think you may be right about the DDS potentially being more successful because they don't rely on top game. You can still be successful relying on a top game I only said that about Souza because accomplishments wise he's one of the greatest jui jitsu practitioners of all time yet you wouldn't really guess that from his mma career. I think the issue for most jui jitsu guys is initiating the ground exchange. Ortega really struggled with that against Max obviously and got battered as a result. Jui jitsu seems to be more of a counter martial art now if that makes sense, unless you have good takedowns or ways to initiate the ground game to go with it. What Ryan Hall is doing is really interesting since he's throwing spinny kicks with no concerns of falling because if he does fall he wants his opponent to take the bait and try to grapple with him. Leg locks are big too.

kek

gillespie already called out pettis like a week before lee called out half the decision like an autist.

>thanks for going on a datechi with me user~

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Are we can posting now?

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>decision
division*

imagine fucking the one in the right

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cejudos head is massive compared to his body lol

Her head is bigger than Cejudo's

AYO

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Mini Khabib asks you to wear the hat. How do you respond?

jessica eye is his sister?

Why are the Bella Twins such gold diggers?

that's jessica eye

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BOMB ZQUAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Literally Jessica Eye and a horse

Uh yeah hes a midget

It doesn't even look like her my dude

Thoughts on your favorite female fighter?

Fuck you Dana.

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yeah actually it does you small dicked low income literally dead if you were to ever contradict me fucking zilch you fucking deadbeat imbecile i swear to god i would empty this chamber into your chest and stab your fucking fat face with a screwdriver you fucking zero

I think you stink

>fighter is named Johnny Walker
>Johnny Walker is also the name of a brand of hard liquor
>hard liquor is typically consumed in "shots"
>"shots" is a slang term for strikes
>taking too many "shots" in either the sense of alcohol or strikes can lead to unconsciousness
Imagine if the fighter Johnny Walker knocked out his opponent with strikes. The commentary team could say "looks like he had too many shots of Johnny Walker!" and it would be a clever pun.

>put picture on some shitty website
>get a green square with 1 of the same 8 results
>shit up the thread with it
Haha so funni xD. Rather have spammy desu

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Could you beat up Nick Newell?

haha!

wouldn't be surprised to see Anik using this joke

post your state and how much your (striking) gym costs, i will move to the ends of the earth to find a gym under 100 dollars

Ya seethe?

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I agree with this

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Based

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If this isn't proof that Khabib is a true 185er I don't know what is

this is the spammer

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its beyond apparent that he's a cut babby can crusher

Name one good khabib win

He looks like the gay bishop who marries them

100$ per month?

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They do look like they could be in the same weight class kek the non-HWs at aka are all cutbabbies. Even DC was one at LHW.

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yes

Just buy a bag and some gloves. Sparring is a meme. Drilling is all that matters when it comes to being a good striker.

PUTINHA

Justin "Big Tiddy" Willis was the best aka fighter

>I can't believe you've done this

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Based

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Do you think Willis and DC exchanged diet tips?

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give her the eddie bravo (pull quarter guard and electric chair)

Gaethje is one of the only real ones left

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>Jeremy Stephens on training with Tony: "Training with a guy like Tony Ferguson, who's one of the top fighters in the world, who is more than deserving of a title shot, has so much knowledge and experience of beating guys asses, it was incredible, we trained probably 6.5 hours straight, and then we'd take a little break. We'd watch Rocky 4, and then we went on midnight runs, or 1 a.m.”
Defend or vacate, tiramisu

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*BRAP* *BRAP*

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Champ shit

Based and Heempilled

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I wanna go on midnight runs with Tony so bad

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>We'd watch Rocky 4 and then go on midnight runs
The madman. Absolutely possessed to achieve greatness.

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Finna bouta darce this fatass nigga

>dueling brappers

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Who is the second toughest guy here?

*bites your foreskin*

(You). Because I'm numero uno motherfucker.

i'm the most actually skilled bjj artist here but i can't take a punch for shit

thank usada for making sure we never have fights like this again

Colby tried to cuck Stipe lmao

That fight was shit though

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Deets

Interesting point I read on Twatter. Nate and Jorge are blindly jumping into a title fight headliner that the UFC is marketing as a title fight and selling tons of merchandise for, they are making a belt for it and it is all intents snd purposes a title fight, an interim belt even. And they will likely not only be underpaid not fighting for an actual title in the UFCs eyes but wont be getting the Reebok title challenger sponsor money, the PPV point leverage title contenders can get, and they will almost certainly never defend the belt one of them will win and wont have champion leverage for negotiations in future fights, sponsorship, salary, nothing, while the UFC continues to make money off the BMF merch and ad revenue

To those of you who aren't fat fucking atrophied zilches: WHAT IS YOUR GO-TO WHEY PROTEIN SOURCE?

Don't know what that means. How about stop talking like a fucking woman before I beat you like one.

You could never beat me.

the bosses make more than the employees it's every job in the history of jewmanity

>BAD MF'ERS

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i could really use a dose of DAN SHEA twitch right now

Stop posting this guy

They will have the leverage tho. Dana is smart enough to continue to milk the winner until he loses a momentum. Then the contract will be renegotiated

dude weeeed
3 piece with a soda

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S O Y

t. never been in a fight in his life
t. never stood up for himself in his life
t. kept his mouth shut when he got bullied
t. probably gets cucked if he has a gf

Yair Rodríguez vs. Jeremy Stephens
Carla Esparza vs. Alexa Grasso
Brandon Moreno vs. Askar Askarov
Irene Aldana vs. Vanessa Melo
Martin Bravo vs. Steven Peterson

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I bet you I could

Stephens
Esparza
Askarov
Aldana
Peterson

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that's a pretty good assessment of people excited about the two spic cans

youtube.com/watch?v=C8bJJnTOK0Q
who was in the wrong here?

Young Jamie for not knowing his role and shutting his mouth.

>Stephens

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thoughts on ARRIS cable boxes and routers?

Fade me, I dare you.

Stephens
Grasso
Askarov
Vanessa
Peterson

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;^)

>Yair Rodríguez
> Alexa Grasso
>Brandon Moreno
>Irene Aldana
>Martin Bravo

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Rodriguez
Grasso
Aslarov
Aldana
Bravo

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How would he do in MMA?

Rodríguez
Grasso
Askarov
Melo
Peterson

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But mista Schaub, yo lip...

you know if you go into 192.168.0.1 and switch it from NAT to Bridged it will at least give you one different IP but it will kill WIFI for all the other devices in your house

...

I'll keep that in mind, but I've been on my bets behavior lately.

Fuck Mexicans
Fuck Cubans
Fuck Muslims
and most of all
FUCK NIGGERS

>nothing about jews

there's like one jew fighter and he's a can lmao

Jeremy
Carla
Askarov
Irene
Peterson

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