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>english goalkeeping
who is that fat fuck?
that wheelchair guy in the back
based wheelchair lad
Is he dead?
zombie apocalypse
That nigga howling
Nope, I'm out
Before the EPL logo appeared I thought this was some charity match between retired players in their 50s.
kek
at that point just fucking chop his head off and be done with it
requesting the webm of that girl that is disgusted by her creepy trainer and when he gets down to "assist" her his dick slips briefly out of his gay ass loose 80s shorts. Anyone know what I'm talking about? The look of extreme disgust and fear on the girl's face was priceless.
FUCK OFFFFFFFF
his footwork is fine but his jump feels very underwhelming
How perfect
how does this even happen?
>yes baby, your ''pussy'' feels perfect
Infection untreated. The maggots only eat rotten matter.
staged as fuck
>tfw no cutie chair girlfriend
:(
/heem/ irl meetup
>ball touched his knee
That was the free kick. After he touched the ball with his hand, he could have been docked for hand ball.
Why weren't the rules enforced?
Glassjaw lanklet with no heart
When mods will liberate webm with sounds?
they are you idiot, watch the webm till the end if you got the extra second to spare
handegg autismo invasion in 3, 2-
too late.
He has lumbar lordosis and combined with that weak jump it made him look 5'6".
>b-but robots will take our jobs
>has a penis
where are they taking him?
I'M GONNA SAID IT
welcome to /span/
>tfw you can tell it's Tsu just from the lower-half shot
Manliest moment in football history.
Think Cutelaba actually won this. His most impressive win to date, if so. Still a can though.
kek dumb lion
Based Arse scoring the best goals
you can tell it's Tsunaldo just from a glimpse of that autistic, faux-chad strut
"Athletes"
I'm pretty sure he lost
9 women in that audience shot
Every single one of them stays ass rooted to seat
Why is this?
Youre right. He deserved the win though, IIRC.
What did the cameraman mean by this?
You all are doing God's work. Keep it up with the asses and animals frens
That's literally me in the webm btw
D O U B L E
O
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>he liked watching a dog suck its own nob
>YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKIN HOE, I LOVE IT
based doggo
based
Can't see a difference between him and me
>he didnt liked watching a dog suck its own nob
>Shh, no dreams. Only tears now
He's Austrian, watching masturbating dogs is their only pastime (besides inciting World Wars)
Also, our Paco Taco's webms were the best by far. Muchas gracias y mucho taco
Imagine the smell.
WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOIN
why would you want to watch adverts while running on the spot? seems like a living nightmare
Fair play, I can't run for that long
this isnt a sport
but it is a webm
I would
Sauce finn bro
I saved it from Yea Forums :D
Joli.
seething
>turning around before the other guy hits the floor
based
when will they learn?
in awe
me irl
Alful th4ad
>tfw no gf who needs me
I must admit it was tempting.
it isn't the same without the music
how fucking big are these lizards?
To the other side
this really made me think
that Mbappe tho
what is this technique called?
Brain concussion, but footballers can't really suffer from that.
Lmao wtf is that about
They are there to look nice not to watch boxing. Attention whores, essentially.
That's exactly what happened you fat fuck
Can't knock her for trying. Good job her.
Why is her body fat so poorly distributed
I'd tap that
Men get bellies, women get asses, that's how it works.
I know that, but that is a lot of fat in her ass
I'd put some more fat in it if you know what I mean
Genetic lottery.
imagine the sex lads
I dont get it
Cramp ?
why would anyone even touch those hogs
what was he thinking
FRED FUCKS?!
bro
brooo
BROOOOOOOOOOO
STOP
she was onside
she has CTE now too. fucking asshole
This can't be real. I know that anglos can't handle their own desires anymore but come on.
i have the weirdest boner rn
Ball didn't leave the 1yrd line. Should've been allowed to retake it.
Ffs, how do english refs noy even know the rules?
>1yrd line
They're literally too slow to see what happened. Unironically (neurobiologically speaking), men tend to see the word at around 80fps when calm, and when their system is flooded with adrenaline our eyes can go up to 240+fps. Female eyes on the other hand are much slower firing, typically at around 25-30fps, that rises mildly to 60+fps when excited.
Play that webm at 2x speed and see if you can spot what happened. To them, they saw a blur and then a guy fall over.
Incidentally, this difference in firing rate is a big reason why women rarely go blind from methanol poisoning (drinking moonshine) while men frequently do.
>this will be an elite athlete in 5 years
>the human eye sees in frames per second
will he still be alive in 5 years ?
>american education
how can wh*te women even compete
>Hungarian
>any education at all
>get dabbed on
fucking kek
Did she get a red? Fucked her on the call
they can't
Deep throating is a spirt vro, let ke see you do it then
>Hungarian
bro....
What the hell is going on here?
I thought you were just 100 miles off, never mind 1000 years
Lmao that jump at the end
Top key
Fuck
I miss Suarez with Liverpool. He would have finished some of those chances yesterday
kek
based perro
absolute kino
Kek
is she okay?
What the fuck is his problem?
sudacas just don't give a fuck, why are they even playing in those conditions?
Source? No joke I think that's my stepsister.
top kek'd at the jump
based psicopata da copa
steven gerrawr
I was about to ask the same, but I think they would cancel half of the matches with our standards.
Fake
>empty stadium
This is fucking olympic games for christ's sakes
Of course its the USOpen . . .
thanks Obama
I can't wait for brexit its g onna be comedy gold.
>that blue shirt guy dodging the motorbike
It gets me everytime
It was a bit expensive for the average Brazilian, and it's probably "just" the women shot put qualif.
That shot probably resulted in a hook because the ball being raised that high would cause her swing plane to be flatter
notice how there are no cats in this thread. cats suck.
This sport is not rigged at all I swear.
U just want doggy style with her after sniffing and licking her asshole like a true big dawg
this trigger the weeb samurai katana lover
Playing 4 d chess trying to disract opponent
the crisp merchant's face is what makes this
fuck that side referee brainlet
google marn's leg
By a big margin, but I don't think it makes any difference, apparently no one gives a fuck about anything here.
seconding
are you not thinking of a lana rhoades video?
based
Underrated classic
Its like one of those dreams where punches do nothing
Most surprised that the banana didn't break
can animals become coomers?
I can and will fap to this
I don't think they're even trying, it's more like "pro wrestling", just for the show.
holy shit
post coffinho
based autismo messi
Everything filmed in Asia is fake
ofc Kinski would impregnate some natives while filming Aguirre, Fitzcarraldo, and Cobra Verde
staged yes, but she still had to make that kick
Pregnancy munchies kicking in
Fucking this.
Literally everything in this post is made up horse shit. Jesus christ. Where do people pick up these retarded opinions?
that's how real fútbol is played
none of that pussy nonsense you faggots love to watch
>b-but muh ngubu!
sad
Can't believe this hasn't been posted already
cats are for beta cucks
there's just too much going on in this webm
my sides
It's like a whole row of that weird kid wearing the leather helmet from A Christmas Story.
pics?
All I can wonder is how exactly this arrangement actually came to be. Which one of them brought up "Uh, yes, I'd like to sit on your face/I'd like you to sit on my face while you browse the internet"
God, I wish that were me
>canceling matches by weather
youtube.com
I thought she was gonna slice her buttcheek off, been on too many gore threads
...
serious question: is gore illegal?
somebody pointed out the rising man's wife the other day, learn something new everyday.
> niggers
IS THAT,,,, A FEMALE ASS?!! OH GOD IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOM!!
>Mbappe
every time
Gross
when somebody tell you that ketamine is for horses
Disgusting
fake and gay
His friend is so concerned
WAT
good work being fat big tits
what is this? also checked
You get those too?
that little girl is going to be a psycho
I feel like this webm has been cut a second short. Anyone have the full version?
i want to make autistic finnish babies with her
God I wish that were me
>the only time knights were recorded to battle samurai they kicked the shit out of em
>japanese blades couldnt pierce the armor
>knights fighting samurai
next you'll tell me cavemen fought dinosaurs
an mongolian ash barty
HOLY SHIT
yeah that redo they awarded was totally uncalled for
how is this guy still on the team
of mediterranean sea
>forced reddit memes
literally the dumbest ref
*record scratch*
yep that's us
...
Seen this webm millions of times and it's still as funny ss the first time. It's wizardry.
Absolute trash linesman. Literally in front of the play.
She didn't get a card at all because of the offside flag being thrown up. Also it was like the last 3 minutes of the game and her team were ahead by 3 goals. It was entirely needless.
>She didn't get a card at all because of the offside flag being thrown up.
Thank god it doesn't work like that, it would be a massacre. You can gat a red card at any time, even if you're on the bench, those referees were beyond retarded.
I didn't make that up.
independent.co.uk
She legitimately wasn't carded.
I did believe you. Given the linesman awful mistake it's no surprise the main referee doesn't know the rules.
that tlaloc dance
you forget the twat man
test don't never reply
There it is.
>tfw your wife rises with you
i rabu picku
youtube.com
ghost caught on live running along the pitch min 1:45:20
Hmmmm
screencap? unironically cant see when it happens
It's 1.45.27, someone/something runs from the right to the left in the back.
>Mbappe
>Master Splinter did you see that!?
pls post "I don't believe it"
>Mbappe
everytime
is that yelissa's dog
happy doggo
based doggo
What was this guy even doing on the ice ?
where is that, uk?
he has to go back
overrated probably. i dont get it
what are you on. my neurons are firing 240 fps
Basebore is so fucking boring
How can the white women even compete
When will they learn?
close enough, who cares
god this kid is fucking scary
it's not a big deal desu, when i hang out with my gf and she's doing something on her laptop as we lay in bed, i sometimes kiss and sniff her ass a little casually, i don't even say anything anymore
Genuinely don't understand Ice Hockey at all. Just seems to be a sport that exists for guys with mental health problems to beat the shit out of each other and any unlucky cunt that gets in their way, and the law can't touch them.
I'm assuming none of these players were arrested for what is undeniably assault?
Being drunk
For me, it's Plovdiv
Too soon, man. Too soon.
based david mitchell poster
First female school shooter coming
only in grass fairy ball can someone get laid the fuck out illegally and the rest of their teammates just tolerate it.
wish the steelers could get a linebacker that could tackle like that.
its because you are too soft and small brained, I dont even like hockey that much but theres a lot more to it tactically than your stale take haha
True sportsmanship. He didn't even dive after getting si brutally face raped
soft cunt
Underrated
those damn lizards need to learn how to start fighting
what the FUCK
Those are martial arts.
Brainlet
was it autism?
was it femlet rage?
simply incredible
>dabbing queen elizabeth
>that sudden realization and tensing up right before he falls in
my sides
>wonder how such a stupid thing can happen
>mark hughes is the manager
ah
Lol
For me, its the tail
Bit worried that he actually checked to see if the oppo player was okay before recovering the fumble but still nice work overall.
Please God just once in this lifetime let me smash a black pussy
yeah a nigger dog wouldn't have done that
Despite all the amazing levels of fail we're seeing in this thread this webm still beats them all.
Knights and samurai? Too many centuries between them. The only place where east met west in this regard was a port in SE Asia sometime in the C18th: Portuguese sailors (fencers) would take on some local samurai in drunken bouts and they usually ended up winning.
I've seen less vacant stares on the faces of politicians.
clearly the dudes little sister, no young person would ever commit to a wheelchair partner.
what's going on here, did she take the wrong lane?
there will literally never be a female school shooter in the US
>having an attention span of fewer than 9 seconds
fucking hell
How was this goal allowed to stand
>Yea Forums's big day out
nerd
my gf is unironically wheelchair-bound for the rest of her life
ama
I would rather move to australia to fuck a kangaroo
At what age did you meet her?
Is she sensitive down there?
Is she complete potato or half potato?
IIRC they weren't knights, but Spanish or Portuguese sailors. Either way slit-eye blades were shite.
What sorcery is this?!
>me sat in the next row down
we were both 19, and she was fine then
we're now 22 and she'll probably live until shes 26 or 27
yes she is
she has MS
>she'll probably live until shes 26 or 27
Sad. Do your best.
please be bait
sucks bro, marry her and make her the happiest she'll ever be
Some user mentioned there was a giant man in a coat next to the sitting spazing guy
wtf
Do NOT so this. You will be broken forever.
haka is the most cringe shit in any sport
are the other team really supposed to stand there in reverence of some tribal ooga booga dance? this is why I can't stomach rugby
> source
I saved it from Yea Forums
I remember when Whitlock and Nicho were playing some cringelords from NZL and they were doing this shit on stage. The facial expressions were priceless.
if that's real then I'm very sorry bro
>she'll probably live until shes 26 or 27
when did she get it? typical life expectancy of multiple sclerosis patients is 25-30 years AFTER diagnosis
Is that the villain from incredibles?
Based Sabella
I thought you couldn't kick a guy on the ground ?
WTF
>)
did he died>?
prove it
She's more ass than human now
Is that a homerun or a ground rule double?
How the fuck was this not PI?
why do people even do this? It's so pathetic.
get a load of this weenie
better than courtois
>posting the edit
Why do I instinctively want to sniff her butt?
Sapatão rage.
That jump is quite impressive, it takes a good upper body strenght to endure that.
Is that Kendrick Lamar?
nice bait CHI
>robots
it will be AI, not necessarily humanoid robots with minimal intelligence
holy shit im bursting of laughing hahahahhaha I dont even watch this gayass nigger sport but sometimes its fun ahhahaha
>chad
okay maybe only this one boomer
wtf is messi doing HAHAHAHA
more of this
>
have you seen what robots can do now??
they can do a Simon Biles routine while assembling a Volvo, writing poetry, and feeding a baby.
based ADHD retard
That's UFC1 where there were almost no rules - even groin strikes were legal. The fight couldn't be stopped by the referee, only by the fighter giving up or by their corner throwing in the towel. The sport has changed a lot since then
To this day this webm fucks me up. Where is this from? Is he fighting a guy with those green screen suits?
yummyyyyyy
Literally the first modern school shooting was done by a girl.
en.wikipedia.org
>messis little nod telling suarez to do it
he truly is a tyrant
not his fault, the right (left in the webm) blade snaps just as he starts moving forwards (before he even lifts his foot)
the blade is designed to unhinge like that, look at his left after he fell
Based incelette.
brb i gonna trigger /ck/
she was diagnosed last year, its apparently a very aggressive form called malignant ms
It's Canelo vs Kirkland with Canelo edited out. It was a legitimate boxing bout.
That's my dick
Based retard
>Robots will replace u-
>You mad cus I'm styling on you?
He still has 3 arms on the ground, how did he lose balance?
Someone post hockey goaltender cat.
This. But not totally this. Not to sound like a hipster faggot. But back like 20 years ago. It used to be cool (at least as an American) to see the shit before all black matches. But now every dipshit does this shit. It has lost all meaning.
holy shit, i thought i was the only one
What movie is this?
Fire in the Sky
Gracias
based cat
De nada
wtf??
aww
>muh passion
the entire Rio Olympics was like that - and when they could muster a crowd they'd boo everyone who wasn't Brazilian, leave garbage everywhere...not to mention the disease-ridden indoor pools.
it's a music video, other fighter was CGI'd out
better to be selfless or selfish?
in a case like this you already love her - imagine living the rest of your life knowing you'd abandoned the person you love when they needed you most.
love is the greatest gift you can give or receive, it's also the cruelest thing to take away - especially for cowardly self-centered reasons.
I fully intend to neck myself once she's gone, I've been keen on the idea for a while and in my mind this gives me a way to make my life worthwhile
pussy
>The commentator cracking up to this shit
Funny stuff
he is pure, his mustache knows no deceit.
is he ded?
>That title
that cat has some catlike reflexes
Why is Cricket so complicated?
don't fuck a pretty based thing you're doing by taking your life.
You think she wants to die? It's just a shit hand she was dealt. Live on and do something good, you're a strong person for doing what you're already doing, make use of it.
my spirit animal
this is all the good I would ever achieve
I'm a selfish lazy piece of shit and somehow have the opportunity to make my life mean something to one person
once it's over there's no reason to stick around taking up space
Think of it as the opposite of football. Its fast, physical and intense. Sometimes it boils over abit, naturally.
>the opposite of football
>It's fast, physical, and intense
Football is all three of those things.
Hockey players reach speeds of 30 km/h on the ice. Are allowed to check each other and play in a more confined space. Also, short line changes allow for insane intensity.
Sorry, on an athletic level football is just not close. Fun game to play with friends though
No, he walked again and finished 9. Epic event.
>Football is all three of those things.
lmao
> It's fast, physical, and intense
> Football is all three of those things.
When he said football, he was talking about soccer.
>i don't like a sport because of a dance that one national squad does before their games
t. scrawny soccerfag
>dailystar.co.uk
Wow, probably the best edit I've seen like this. For me it's damn near perfect
I might watch this faggit sport if it was actually played under conditions like these.
Dogd are the ones for beta furbabby cucks who need the approval of a needy retarded animal instead of one who just hangs out with you when he wants and lives his own life independent of you.
There are different clinical courses, recurring-remittent variant is the most usual and usually goes like you mentioned but others are worse.
>a dance that one national squad does
At least 3, but personnaly it doesn't bother me. It can even be fun when for example Tonga vs NZ do their stuff at the same time.
youtube.com
Gordeau got a tooth embedded in his shin here lmao
>iowa
based inbreds