/mlb/

STL: kek gaydinals kek
CHC:Darvish fans 13 over seven innings vs. Reds
HOU:Verlander blanks Rangers over six in victory
NYM:Alonso slugs 48th homer, Mets top Rockies
TOR:Biggio hits for cycle in Jays' defeat of O's
WAS:Patrick Corbin fans 11 in Nationals' victory
ARZ:Ketel Marte removed early due to stiff back
SD:Padres' Paddack shut down for the season
NYY:Yankees' Severino sharp in return from IL
NYY:Betances diagnosed with partial Achilles tear
BOS:JD Martinez exits game with groin tightness

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twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

kek!

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you may only post ITT if YOUR Local team is a National champion

not so fast everyone besides Boston and Sacramento

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Not the only thing tight in his groin

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HOUSTON!

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what if the brewers win the NLC?

>kek gaydinals
>CHC:Darvish fans 13 over seven innings vs. Reds fuck yeah my redditcago cusbys
lol imagine being being one of these people

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shitcongo is going to shit the division over to the boors

Based Cardchad. I'm not even a fan I just love how your team is run.

gaydinals kek

>Hit by pitch walk off
>White sox

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is that ben zobrist watching tyrone penetrate his wife ?

>blow two leads in extras
lmao

We're just ticking off the boxes of stupid ways to lose lately

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phillies making the playoffs?

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People flock to see our local treasure, our pride and joy... the door out of town!!!

Not even a Cardinals fan, imagine projecting the entirety of your fanbase onto a team objectively better than yours.

I am angry
angry about st.louis

I'll take em any way I can get em

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As a Cardinals fan, imagine projecting the entirety of a nutt sack onto my face!

You mean the gay Cubs and Royals orgy that takes place in every thread?

Yankees are the true anal american franchise tho

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Cardinals fan but imagine projecting!

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#cubyals

>BERDS!!

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Too much of a long shot, they're still 4 games back. They'd have to go undefeated from now on just to have a chance. They can at least finish with a winning record for the first time since 2011 though.

ERG do you have anything better to do?

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Brought to you by the team that started Pride Nights and made everyone else do it too. Oh the irony!

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,

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we get it ERG you hate st.louis

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Nah, the Cubs and Royals fans here that peruse this board are just obsessed with the team that is objectively better than them in every last regard possible. So they made a gay bromance to jack themselves off to their own projections.

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Please for the love of god show mercy ERG

why do they all have the same phenotype, is the gay/s o y phenotype a real thing ?

lets talk baseball. the AL wild card race is going down to the wire. Do the rays make it? do the A's make it? do the indians make it?

Wrigley Field=Busch North
Kauffman Stadium=Busch West

gay louis kek

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>brewers expected record 73-77
>brewers actual record 82-69
lol

The A's look like they have meme magic but theyre the A's

I think Injuns take it

twitter.com/cardinals/status/1153739735409598464?lang=en

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hope the A's don't make it, they seem to be playing houston hard lately

*farts*
I think the A's are a good ballclub and they make the big teams scared. They can dethrone the yankees or astros in a 5 game set. However, they need fiers to be a healthy piece.

cubs and royals? how do you know it's those two fanbases?

indians offense is routinely letting their playoff caliber pitching down. It's obviously very possible for them to still make the WC, maybe even win it, but I don't see their bats being the difference maker necessary for a playoff series

A's are a lock with their remaining schedule. Indians deserve it more than the Rays. None of them will get past the Yankees.

Yankees will get more injuries or implode like last year

>NL EAST
>NL CENT
>AL EAST
>NL WEST
>AL WEST
>AL CENT

Undebatable division rankings base on pure numbers

They're in a tough position after this season if they don't make it. Farm system is devoid of up and coming talent, their pitching is dogshit outside Woodruff, and they'll need to cut payroll to focus on the future so you could see them take a step back.

I actually hope they make it because of their track record against the division leaders. they have that magic that could take them on a competitive WC run. that's fun watching

gay louis kek

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stlouis.gaycities.com
>gaydinals

you sure? in a 5 game series the athletics could beat the yankees. rays could try and fight them, but they are fucked. Athletics can go toe to toe with the astros also
yep. add it in with a likable core and a barn stadium, and they can be a good dark hose candidate

Who else hates the Cardinals the most? Astros? Reds? Nah, they don't have much fans here.

NL west has had someone either win or go to the WS 4 out of the last 6 years

>Dudders

I think it's clear ERG is either using proxies or he has a poster mirroring him. No fucking way you make that many posts that fast.

ohhh nooo
>gay cardinals
>gay louis
...kek!

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They're the A's they don't know how to win postseason series. I still remember the 2002 choke and 2012-13 chokes. Believe me I'm an A's fan who's seen this before.

as a astros fan i hate the Yankees,Rangers,Cards and A's in that order

>using past years numbers for this years comparison
Based retard bro

Run differentials make no sense in the NL

God bless you Inspector

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well, I see this as something else. Maybe they can upset in a series. also the twins are a weird ass team that could also get themselves far if they just keep mashing the ball and get proper relief from their pitchers

...kek!
>love is love!
>gay loveis kek!

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Flying to Pittsburgh tomorrow. Any Pittbros have any recommendations on what to do when I'm there?

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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because the brewers have won close games and lost a lot of blowout games lmao

yeah, the track record is rough. still, they're the guys I want as that wild card team because they're the ones that ARE a wild card team.

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Flying into StL to cruise the leather scene. Any Berdsbros got any recs / strats?

Astros > Yankees > A's > Twins > Indians > Rays

Cards and Cubs fans calling each other gay, but they're probably in bed with each other. Cubs on bottom. Brewers are filming

rays could do it also. However fuck their whole bullpen gimmick. At least I can watch travis be a good player for another team
this is probably the most fair way to rank the AL teams.

Gaywers kek

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Don't get too invested. The A's play coy with me all the time and it's a trap in the end.

Yeah definitely two to three guys. I would not be surprised if discord is behind this shit again.

mets taking it all this year

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kek gaysconsin kek

gaymestiejesties!

Midwesterners are strange people.

I know all about it. I fall for it every time

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whats even the fucking point of this?

>4 out of 5 NL East teams are in the playoff race
wtf?? they're too powerful

its a bumble of mediocrity

>definitely two to three guys
Sounds like date night in gay louis kek!

I honestly think it either starts organically with one person, and then another joins (judging by timestamps) and then a third or fourth joins. It is fucking weird. The alternative is that it's just discord shitposting. It's fucking weird.

Yep, year 2 of being great. Then 1 year later the players get into arbitration and the A's go all in and fall flat and then trade everyone when it fails. Happened in 2003, happened in 2006, happened in 2014, it'll happen again.

Based seager cumming clutch

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well, watch them meme their asses this season.

also the dodgers could have killed the fucking rays chances

outsports.com/2019/7/25/20714649/st-louis-cardinals-pride-night-mlb-baseball-twitter-promotion-rainbow

Look at the # of posters that's an immediate giveaway it's the same 3 people coordinating this shitty raid.

In baseball who has a better ass than Recker?

this is a coordinated attack...

Which three do you think it is? I'm assuming it's regulars here.

One of the Cubs fans and I have no idea who the other 2 are, probably Cubs fans as well. Maybe one of them is a Royals fan

>hbp walkoffs

Hence the forced Cubyals shit in every thread

It;s the cubs fan here faggot from earlier

detective mets is on the case

Why would you choose two shitty teams to begin with?
>”Muh recent World Series!”
Besides that the royals are a trashy organization that will not be relevant again until 30 years later and the cubs are losers and chokers who will trade their best players for middling return and fall back to shit

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Yeah they're the most bandwagon teams in baseball in recent years and all the Royals fans fucked off to suck Mahomes' circumsized mutt cock.

we're so sorry

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Oh right don’t the royals also play smallball still because of how cheap they are?

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I think I have a good idea who it is. One is definitely erg, the other id definitely one of the cusbsbs, and the other is a wild card in and of itself. He's the one that is mysterious. I don't think anyone else is consistently posting these things and it has to stop.

fun fact I went to the brewers pride night last year ( i had no idea it was pride night) and we faced the cardinals. blew them out too like 11-3 i think.

Nah they're back to being shit for another 15 years thankfully.

Someone find these assholes. They banter my berds and it's driving me fucking insane. I'm going to lose my shit if I see gay louis or gaydinals, first of all, we're not even gay. That's fucking slander in the first place and it's pissing me off.
Nobody told me my based berds would come under banter fire. This is NOT why I made an account. These assholes need to come to heel right quick..,.

>went to brewers pride night
>blew them

To them being irrelevant as fuck and mutthomes losing to cybernetic brady forever!

THIS ASSWHILE THINK'S HE FUNNY BUT YOU CAN'T BANTER MY BERDS AND GET AWAY IWHT IT!!!!! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME OH GOD OH MY GOD

go cardinals, get em tomorrow

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kek @ the gay louis fans seething so hard right now

Gaysed gaydinalsbro. Quite civil and succinct. Go berds (gay).

Who or what is “erg”?

gaydinals kek

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This is fucking stupid at this point.
Royalsnigger who forces all this shit in every /mlb/ thread

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it appears ERG has put the discord in a seeth

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Have any women played for the Columbus or Sacramento AAA teams?

THEY ABNTER MY BERDS!!!

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is this normal behavior

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fuck this, you go into /mlb/ for the first time in 4 years and are treated like shit because some roylels and cusb autist decided that they'd spam your team to death with unoriginal shitty memeing. Almost makes me wish I never came back to this godforsaken general. Also if there is any way of stopping them I'll fully support the discord in their trials. If you need me for anything I'll be there. It's like I can't even enjoy my cardinals now that they are good with these fucking spamfaggots spamming and forcing shit in EVERY thread

Now that we've all screamed into a pillow and took ten deep breaths let's discuss this assholes bantering my berds. This cann't stand any longer. Who even does that shit. What kind of piece of DOG SHIT would FUCKING BANTER MY BERDSS AAAAAAAA HHHHHHH NONON

yep, it's >broors >cusb and >roylels as typical seething that they collectively don't have as many rings as us

A total collective of three (3) rings.

gay louis kek

And yet ERG won’t stop. There’s a reason why this general is on page 4-6 always and that’s because of this garbage. Why have actual conversations on baseball when I can just spam endless “gay louis kek” over and over with two butt buddies

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wWE NEED INTERNET POLICE

This gay louis posting is ruining the general

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Look for the one they call, the "_filename _underscore_"

Seek out the gay they call louis

Really? There’s a good game of baseball on and you choose to do this. Fucking shameful.

>good game
>of baseball

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Imagine being a furry from the Midwest spamming on a mongolian basketweaving forum that your team is shit so you seek attention by spamming a meme that makes no sense

Yes nigger you watch baseball. It’s called /mlb/ not /ERG/ you discord tranny furry

My bad dogg

>i-it makes no sense!!
>i-it's a furry
discordinsults101

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It's all coming together bros

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Your at the corner it seems. Perhaps you should stop doing this shit so /mlb/ isn’t littered with garbage posts 24/7

We are taking a stand to defend the /mlb/ we left. We will find you, furry. We will hunt you down, tranny. We will slaughter you like an animal. You should never have fucked with the cardinals.

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Based discord berds saving the genny from banter

ERG just because you posted this doesn’t come mean you are safe. You keep posting this trash here, you should be forced out. Deal?

How are you posting as me asshole?

>forced out
how are you going to force him out?

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By telling him he should’ve voted for a women president like all educated people on the east and west coast did.

not a cardinals fan, but this gay louis posting is fucking FORCED and RETARDED!

It's late night /mlb/... Fresh content
youtube.com/watch?v=yjrrMGoSARI

It is forced and it is retarded because you keep fucking spamming it you mongloid

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God I wish I was an anime girl

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Let's work out our differences

D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

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Sorry

Oh man I can’t wait for someone to say “I hate this sausage twirling girl” or some shit and then go on a run about how we can’t stop the dodgers even though they will lose from that bullpen

didn't i fucken tell you to stop posting this sausage twirling hussy!?

You are here too much. Go outside.

Twins pulled it off but it took them all damn night

bros...

My condolences to anyone who sits through a youtube broadcast team. You're the true fans out there

the worst is the yt chat, there is literally no shitposting going on in prime opportunities.

is it better or worse than when Twitter of all places broadcast a football game

You faggots are gonna seethe so hard over the doyers you arent gonna even realize you lost The Game

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That dirty sausage link slut pisses me off

Ironic of you to say that ERG

oh fuck you!! just fuck you!!

God i wish that sausage was me

who is the schizo that thinks everyone is ERG?

Eternal gaydinals guy

How did you know it was me?

Well spotted sir... i doff my cap....

okay now your accuracy is scaring me. There is no way you could've guessed it was me.

Damn dude you found me.

AL EAST
>gay
AL WEST
>gay
AL CENTRAL
>gay
All gay because AL is fucking gay anyways pussies suck ass

NL EAST
>talented
NL WEST
>skilled
NL CENTRAL
>horny

One retarded division is the NL central. Cardinals are fine stop getting all sad about it.

Toronto fans
>gay leafs

Yankees fan
>gay transgender horndog

Angles fan
>pan sexual

kek all you want retards

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Depends, does Twitter get their own crew to cover your team?

How is she out of the bullpen

u just know

What if we all just took deep breaths and calmed down. After we calm down we can hash out all of our differences in this general and maybe we can be friends.

Dog pile this fucker

Wine and dine this pinhead

horny here

cusbpie is unironically gay and projects his gay fantasies on card and brewer fans (see: gay louis and gaysconsin posting)
erg is probably also gay and gets a thrill from the shitposting and has nothing better to post about because the royals are completely irrelevant. there I solved your "mystery," it's just those 2

God bless you Inspector

>cubes

the mystery has been solved, god bless you inspector

Based gumshoe

this is the breakthrough we needed

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Case solved!

Small fries while Bocchi still walks free

This. We need to solve the Bocchi case. I think Bocchi is the one making these two unknowingly do their bidding.

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y'all ain't got shit on bocchi

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We have her on the ropes

Discord takes down another two fuckers. They had it coming.

>A’s will host the wild card despite having 0 (0) top 20 hitters
Honestly fucking based. Having three guys at ~30 hrs is better than relying on one dunce *ahem Anaheim*

>queue ERG & cusbpie profusely apologizing

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Is this some new form of zoomer shitposting?

mfw a gaydinals fan was gay near me

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>you will never get abused by anime

Nice tits.

god I love my centralbros

this is the best you could come up with after being exposed, erg? step up your game you alcoholic neet

Sorry

how do we know it's erg and not cusbpie?

me on the bottom

So sorry....

I have nothing left but remorse

I could be better...just give me the chance...

BASED BIRDS
GENNY IN A SEETHE

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Forgive me?

erg at least likes anime titties as well as dickgirls, cusbpie is just 100% gay, not interested in boobies

i'm so sorry.

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Please... I'm sorry.

you guys are fucking gay.

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what the fuck happened to /mlb/

a year and a half ago you came here to discuss baseball, now its just nostop fucking shitposting

I'm not happy...

What the actual hell did I walk in on

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Please provide a brief history of the Recker phenomenon here on /mlb/.

Your services are no longer needed, "inspector".

I see. I still would like to meet the man that solved the mystery that I had been closing in on. I would give him my thanks.

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This is psychotic...

Who are the most polite and nicest posters on this general?

Anime girls

None of the yaks posters

me

Sigh...

autism

useless fucking fraud didn't do anything

*spits*

stupid faggot, you're no longer wanted here

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I understand. I failed you all, even after I promised to solve the mystery. I will take my leave /mlb/. For good.

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Unless if they're >cusb fans, then they're obsessed cunts

I honestly had no idea

>scrumsb

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>I understand. I failed you all, even after I promised to solve the mystery. I will take my leave /mlb/. For good.
But you must’ve leave before you solve the mystery of the Reckerposters.

about time shithead

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things got out of hand for a minute there but i think we are all okay now

Finally we can return to the golden age

gay louis kek.... OH KEKKIES!

I am going to blow a fucking GASKET

>legitimate shot at first 100 games since 2003
>bullpen continues to flub against easy opponents
Also fuck the cards

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we got a live one boys

ur not allowed to talk about baseball here

your bullpen will be your downfall in the ploffs t.bh

Based Bravesbro

>haven't advanced a postseason series in 13 years

>walk off hbp
oh no

for me its the dodgers

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That sausage hussy grinds my gears

ever notice dodgers players and fans act like humans? meanwhile cubs fans are hellbent on making every thread as bad as the neighborhoods they live in?

For me, it's THE Houston Chadstros

>his pitcher gets arrested for CP

271st for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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/mlb/ keeps getting better and we're not even close to peaking

Fuck you Jose Ruiz

Good morning, boys.

On behalf of /mlb/ I'd like to reach out and thank the Brew Crew. Whether they realized it or not, they got a good shellacking by my boy Paddack yesterday, but were still able to pull out a win unlike what the Chicago "Umpdres" Cubs were able to in the same circumstance last week. I guess thats what an actual good team does, instead of one pretending to be.

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Based.

I hope the Yanks to lose out on home field so the A's can send Houston packing the first round.

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Hurr durr I'm a Blow Gays fan!

Hmmmmm yes ...very retarded indeed.... you are now officially retarded enough to regularly post on /mlb/

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the doggie doos and the stankees will play in the world series. what's the point of even being a fan of another team. the new commissioner wants baseball to be like the rest of america where there's two supposedly different things to give the illusion of freedom (democrats vs republicans, one giant conglomerate vs another, etc). making the balls so that literal whos can hit 50 home runs a year is just to placate fans of other teams. i hate what's happening to this sport which used to be perfect

Dodgers dodged a nuke by not trading for Vazquez. I know there was a pitcher who was in trouble for fucking a teenage girl but you have to think that Vazquez gets a lifetime ban, right?

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why didn't they rig one last year? genuinely curious how you conspiracy retards think

Giving conspiracy theorists attention is a waste of time. They never learn anything and being hostile towards them or giving them any attention at all just validates their stupid opinions in their own mind because they mental gymnastic it like "Wow, I must be touching a nerve, everyone thinks I'm completely retarded and they're annoyed by how stupid I am, I must be close to the truth".

The best thing to do is ignore their cries for attention and need to feel special that they express through their retarded opinions.

astros desu

>cubce missing playoffs
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>He wants the Gaywers to make the playoffs
Yikes.

i'm not sure how you haven't noticed but the cubs have the worst fans here

>twins and yankees again
oh no

As a cubs fan I'm so sorry

>Being friendly with Gaysconsin
Cringe...cringy cringe cringe. Machaddy is too chad for your beta simp city.

ewwww are there any teams that are not partaking in this madness? cards fan here but this makes me wanna support 2019 orioles

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we are ALL fighters

Yea Forumsstros

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>cusb

>all this Gay Louis posting
Are >we the bad guys? Or are the Cub fans just butt hurt again?

cusb fangoloids are permanently butthurt.
it comes from getting fucked in the ass on a daily basis, you know.

BASED BIRDS
/mlb/ IN A SEETHE
CUBBIEWUBBS IN A SEETHE
ANIME IN A SEETHE!

>BERDS!!!

imagine being such a fairweather anti-fan that you only hate the "berds" when they are in first place

>BERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>tfw want cubs to win but betting on Cardinals cause they are probably gonna get fucked

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...

based

/hoc/ in a seeth

imagine being named ass dribble

Felipe "Strike Guys Out, Take Girls Out" Vazquez

Imagine seething at the cardinals all day and all night

Gay louis!!!

>Tfw you live in a state without a home team
Why can’t Charolette have a team bros

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>sunglasses on cap
>lose ball in sun
lmao just lmao
you are given everything you need to succeed in life and you fail to utilize it

RIP in piece Mad Max

Gnatsy kek

This, to be honest.

>ever notice dodgers players and fans act like humans?
Yes, and it's a refreshing development.

The Cy belongs to deGrom

Looks like the nashitnals are going to choke away the wild card kek

because jordan won't shut down the shitty hornets and just start a baseball team

>BERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes, berds indeed, they are something special aren't they

...

trying to peek into the future eh

not seeing many gaydinals posters now

I never should have gaydinals posted

as a cubs fan i just want to apologize for ever saying gaydinals or ever even so much as thinking gaydinals

I have nothing but regret

cubs fan here!!!

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Once again they aren't acting like humans

tfw each baseball game is like a piece of gyoza to be savored while enjoying rice

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What happened to cubs fan here poster?

Already jumped ship

he got bullied off by the gaydinals. they were being very rude

he sucked too much cock and died of aids

The south already has enough teams.

maybe he was the suicidal Cubs poster and went through with it

I legitimately hope so

Cubs poster here!

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dock ellis pitched a no-hitter while looking at porn

idiot

t. gaydinal

>"poster" instead of "fan"
Imposter

isn't it "cubs fan here!"?

Cubs fan here. Sorry i haven't posted lately, i've been busy with errands in boys town.

>who are the knights

Sounds legit to me

let's give the guy a break

name a bigger chad

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what a boss
I bet he ate all their refreshments too

His homerun is what defines baseball. Based Big Sexy.

they have the knights, who are affiliated with the white sox, so root for the white sox

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Everyone hates the Cardinals

>cusb
>tards
>sewers
>pedorats
KEK

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champions, the Houston Yea Forumsstros

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astros desu

laa v nyy gamethread

the phillies can still do it

But they wont

Phillies are fucked for years to come.

I miss fat boy. Bartolo was a great pitcher even if he was a fifth starter. He still could get strikeouts at the ripe age of 42. that home run still is amazing to see

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One of the greatest announcer calls as well.

>colon looking for his first hit of the yearAND HE DRIVES ONE

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kek gay louis

>colorado blows another lead with that bullpen
why did so many analysts get their dicks hard for them again?

>BERDS!!!!!!
>CREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>GO PACK GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUDE

WHAT IF I

>giving up an RBI hit to a closer on his first at bat of the season

>SETH LUGO RBI
seasons a wash but that is great to see a fucking reliever get an RBI

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Mets at Rockies might be the most meme match-up in the major leagues

>His home run was against James "Big Game' Shields
My god.

Soon after that happened, the White Sox traded Fernando Tatis Jr. for a mentally broken James Shields. Big Game James went on to have a historically bad season, but I forget how. It wasn't worst ERA. Most home runs given up in a season, maybe.

Gz rockies. Fun to see pete get to marks record. Now to get three more in 10 games

>For the 2016 season, between the two teams he led the majors in giving up the most home runs (40), in giving up the most home runs per nine innings (1.98), and had the highest WHIP among major league pitchers (1.48).
Doesn't say anything about historically bad, though.

[spoiler]PUT IT IN THE BOOKS[/spoiler]

ggs, I'm pulling for a Mets miracle so it's not all bad.

That said I have zero idea what the fuck Bud Black was thinking leaving Diaz in like that.

yeah holy fuck he is bad. Mets season is over but I enjoyed it lol. Next season maybe

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>Next season maybe

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eh they have the offense pieces. I want them to fix their bullpen at least

The sad thing is Diaz has been good as of late (8th inning looked great), and even good relievers have an off inning. But Bud should've pulled him much earlier (at the latest after the 1st and 3rd filled), and now I'm hoping that didn't shake his newfound confidence.

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Walgreens is unironically gonna lose a wildcard spot in the last day

IMAGINE if the mets take it from them

also cahna walkiff for the A's

>kansas shitty

Just checking the standings, feels like they had a 4 game lead some two weeks ago. Now it’s down to one.

yeah the nationals enemy is their bullpen

Nah they primarily choke once the postseason starts

Thank you berds
>2

Noticed ^.~

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>errordelphia

hate these anime faggots

>sofathia
lol

STOP SHITPOSTING IN THE GENNY, ERG

THE Eternal Royals Guy

>barves could clinch the division in front of the Phils tomorrow

2 years in a row the braves succeed where the Phils failed at SunTrust.

rasy @ doyers

IIRC only Yankees have not had an LGTBQOMGWTFBBQ night or any kind of related official merchandise.

so wait, you're telling me there's another royals fan all of you guys think is me when I shitposts about the mests?

Also im that royals fan who shit on the Mariners all the way up to the Allstar break. How are the mariners doing anyways right now

>at the bottom of their divison
y-y-yikkkessss

I just looked it up, looks like the memeiners have a better record than the roylels

imagenet-roulette.paglen.com

Yea Forumsstros

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>dude, there are totally two different royals fans who are always here!!!!!!!!!!!

Chipper in the booth is comfy

We need the investigator to get on this one

gay louis kek

name's investor felipe vazquez , gimme til her first period I'll solve this case

>BERDS!!!

>two pooholes steals in the last week

>gay louis

Nah. I'll admit while during the beginning of the season in April-June I was here a lot as a royals fan, but then I just stopped showing up for the last few months.

There's at least 2 royals fans here. Mind you I come to Yea Forums to shitpost about the chiefs now.

are you the homer bailey guy?

As long as you make posts in favor of the cubbies and dabbing on the tardinals

no, that's me.

i shitpost the cardinals all the time, but I fucking despise the cubs. Can't even pretend to be in a fake broship cause another royals fan is apparently shitposting about it.

After forcing their own fan into witness protection service, cubs fans didn't deserve 2016 a decade later, and they don't deserve another one until all that remains are their goddamn miserable depressed grandchildren and their children chasing a 100 year drought.

Hey man, just give the cubbie bears a chance

Gotta love the cubbies

Never forget Cleveland letting it happen

AHEM

Just wanted to let ya'll know
>Fuck the Tigers
>Fuck the Indians
>Fuck the Twins
>Fuck the White Sox
>Fuck the Cardinals
>Fuck the Cubs
>Fuck the Dodgers
>Fuck the Yankees
>Fuck the red Sox
>Fuck the Mets
>Fuck the Mariners

and fuck Manfred most of all.

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I'm so sorry sir

give dem cubbies a chance

this

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You gotta love the cubyals broship. A run of the mill on /mlb/. An instant classic.

based

Hey man, I can respect that

Not our fault your team plays in bumfuck nowhere

>Teheran striking out like mad
>bats go cold

GO RAYS
*clap clap*
GO RAYS

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have yall ever watched baseball? I have and I kinda like it haha

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Brendan McKay finna strike him out.

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FUCK

Are the White Sux even trying? The Twinkies are shit.

Tyler Skaggs more like dyler skaggs

t. Losedians

I'm a little worried the Rays may not win tonight....

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this thread is OBSESSED with the cards

It's not the 7th yet

I mean keep winning against the gnats

>BERDS!!!

I don't even care about the Cubs anymore. I don't even think about the Cubs. They could win the World Series and I wouldn't hear about it until the next morning, since I'd be sleeping like a baby.

Teheran is shit

Ji-man I'm fucking dying come on

MISTA SHAB YO HAIR

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CUSB KEK CUSBIES CUBBIES SCUBA SCUBBIES WHEEZE KEK SCUB

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Based white luke jackson cleaning up nigger Tehran's mess

Lol borfs

kek barfie doos

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look for the one they call "the underscore"

Good bants
Cope
>doggie doos

>cope!!!
barfie doos kek

Your barfie doos are running out of time to get that NL #1 seed with all that losing.

There's an interview with him on youtube where he says that during commutes he watches Law Abiding Citizen, Shooter, and American Sniper on loop over and over again
In other words, this guy is based.

cope cope copeies!!

>cope

Lel imagine being so insecure you try to pass on your nickname.
LA """""fans""""" are literally the worst people on the planet.

POOPY POO PEES

POOP POOP POOS

Fggsgh gu

copeies omigosh!

Just who is this "dirt"?

For me, it's NOT the NL #2 seed Barfie Doos.

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Hey doggie doos! I got something for ya!!

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>its a doyers makes themselves look retarded then get btfo in playoffs episode
I'm tired of reruns
>doggie doos

>NL #2 seed

KEK

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atlosers kek!

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astros desu

>doggie doos
More like doggie do not win the world series

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This is the same poster and he's trying to get us to fight eachother

kek doggie doos kek

how much autism can one poster shit out

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Nah fuck LA.
Shit city
Shit team
Shit fans
Shir franxhise
There is literally no redeeming quality to anything from the city of LOST ANGELes

All this shitposting when it'l be the Based Birds eliminating the barves in the NLDS.

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so theres 10 games left in the season. We could see the gnats fall out possibly

i call them the gaybirds

how autistic do you have to be?

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Braves>birds

birds have more experience and I like dakota hudson more than soroka

fuq

I was talking here I'm telling you that the shit braves posters are more preferable to your ilk.

Guys wait, maybe The Rays are gonna win this?

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>doyers

>cusb

calling hbp

>stankees

>Resd caught cheating

>barf

SCUCABS

>dooyers

>joe kelly has more ring than kershaq

>barves
oh i OWN ya

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>barfs

kek

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this underscore asshole

"cubbies have to win, give him an unwaranted strikeout"

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me_?

cusb_

Mmmmm___barb makin her sweet tatoe pie___ ballgame on___yummmm___

>broors

looks like it just caught the edge, brainlet

you can only respond if you're team was first to 100

Yessir

Also, slightly annoyed that Baltimore just threw their fucking game away. Still think >we should get the first pick though

Unironically is there a team with a worse bullpen in history than the 2019 Orioles?

NOT SO FAST literally everyone but the Yea Forumsstros

actually based loyal detroit fan
feeling any better with the play that your guys are putting on in the last month?

feels good man

BASED HOUSTON

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For me it's the Houston professional Astros to be honest desu

which franchise likes summertime lover more tho ?

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Ouch, big loss for the sewers

alright first to 100 losses - tigers
first to 100 wins - firstros
everyone else - cusb kek

New thread

It cannot be worse than the Tigers bullpen from this entire decade that cost them dozens upon dozens of games. Shockingly not so bad this year.
No I feel nothing towards this team, the rebuild is working I suppose but being dogshit for awhile and getting high draft picks isn't exactly hard to screw up. Some good minor league pitching and one or two decent hitting prospects currently on major roster, but everything else is just so mediocre and bad. I guess most people would say the young kids are getting experience but some are just not panning out, and if you can't make the fucking roster on this years' Tigers then where else do you belong?

Alas, I'm rambling. Team will not be competitive for another 2-3 years so I'll just not put much effort into watching until then. If owners aren't bothering to field a competitive team in the slightest then why should I bother investing my time?