How does this faggot stay in such good shape when younger QBs like Roethlisberger are constantly hurt?

the only time i ever remember this guy getting sacked was by the Giants in the superb owls, like by justin tuck
maybe I don't watch enough patriots football

Tom has access to wild age defying shit through his supermodel wife. If you are young and trying to bulk a diet of pastures eggs beef and lamb is your best option. If you’re Tom Brady your best option is pretending trendy vegan bullshit is what’s helping so faggot journalists don’t ask too many questions

Roethlisberger probably drinks a 12 pack a night

He did hire a nutritionist, he said they lied about his weight the past several years but he’s probably close to 260.

/fit/ is right unless you wanna make eating a second job or pay for someone to feed you. most vegans pack it in quick once the realize how much work they have to do

underrated

>"Big" Ben
>pig Ben
>pigpen
Funny thing is he was considered way more of a natural talent than Brady (he was a first round pick and Brady was only a sixth) and he does have some incredible statistical games sometimes.

Too bad he can be just as big of a knucklehead as AB sometimes (has random 4 INT stinkbomb games, doesn't stay in shape, pisses off the most talented player on the team like AB) and it's why Brady is the better QB desu

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>How does this faggot stay in such good shape when younger QBs like Roethlisberger are constantly hurt?

he's a coomer. he cooms everyday.

He was getting fuck in the first half against the falcons

go watch the last afccg with the broncos. he got murdered for 60 minutes

BLOAT MAXXING

Why do fuck do you mutts need a space suit to play this shit. Im asking as a foreigner

Because people actually hit each other and not slide at each other’s feet like fags

He has a quick release so he doesn't get sacked much and he's been on great teams built around his skillset. It's not rocket science brainlet.

doesn't get sacked like the other Qbs do

Yeah this. Apart from one major injury he's remained unscathed because of his playing style. Now late hits get punished so harshly there's very small chance of him taking a hit. I think he also became a lot more conscious about his body after the leg injury and learned to take a hit a lot better.

P.E.D.

because the nfl rulebook states the pats o line is allowed to hold on every play and refs are not allowed to challenge it

You can get big on any kind of diet. /fit/ are actual retards who cannot into reading, everything is just feels there.

This.

>Brady doesn't fall for memes like the carnivore diet or weightlifting.
Are you kidding?
His diet is a New Age joke without a nit of science to it.
He's the Goat despite that ridiculous diet, but that diet is 100% meme.

He doesn't take hits like other QBs do. Defenses are literally afraid to crack TB because they will get flagged and fined.

He doesn't take nearly as many knocks as other quarterbacks. That's not just because the Patriots always have a decent offensive line, but also because he's really good at getting rid of the ball quickly.

After he tore his acl the NFL made a rule that makes it not allowed for Brady to be hit, the Brady rules as I call them. Literally the same as the Jordan rules.

The brain is the smartest muscle

The AFC east is literally trash and if that wasn't bad enough the refs let them deflate balls and give them calls

>pretending trendy vegan bullshit is what’s helping so faggot journalists don’t ask too many questions
B&R

/fit/ is now unironically filled with obese ideologues that think all plant foods are evil and the reason they're fat. Of course none of them work out or do anything remotely athletic.

That's what peypey took

fruits, vegetables, and nut milk are all good for you

It's bloatmax or bust
youtube.com/watch?v=oyCMZnoytNs&feature=youtu.be&t=80

big ben probably eats doritos,a 2L bottle of Coke, and red baron pizza for every meal. If Tim Brody ate Red meat, Vegetables, and Dairy he would be a Super Saiyan 3 Version of himself

You do understand the difference between being healthy and having an attractive body?

pats haters seething itt

/fit/ just stands around and flexes. At most they bugger each other. When you have to move, and fast, you diet like Brady.

Steroids. That's not to shit on Brady, literally everyone in pro sports is on PEDs. But if you do the "/fit/ diet" on pharma grade PEDs administered by a team of medical experts you'll look like JJ Watt.

TB12 diet. google it. lowers your pH. That is the secret key to immortality. Only his personal dietitian knows that secret. That's why he was sued and accused of being a quack by the big pharma illuminati. And belicheck hates him too. They are all jealous.

Look at how old some WWE wrestlers are, it's easy staying healthy when it's scripted.

His pocket management is absolutely insane and he's smart enough to take the "good" hits.