Heem

>Also name one good Khabib win
He beat the scale

>heems his wife
>heems his brain cells
>heems his dignity by losing to some old dude in a bar
Now that the dust has settled, is he the GOAT?

it's tough man

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be honest do you even have a job?

You on that a-kassa?

new fred new fred

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I wake up at 2:30am everyday.
Maybe swebro has the same schedule?

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>spelt
It's spelled, retard

whitaker was fading. early stoppage

>one good Khabib win

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both are correct, you nitpicky brainlet

You depressed or what, no job?

Nigga, I will speak how I want not how YOU want, shut the fuck up, if you don't have anything nice to say keep your fucking mouth shut you DUMB BASTARD.

I liked Al's analysis of Kevin Lee. He said it best.
I doubt GSP would even want to fight at 170 anymore. He would probably to fight at catch-weight 175. It would imply that there won't be a belt on the line too which is what Dana wants

Niggas sleepin on Bobby Knuckles

Angry manlet fights this weekend lads

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What did Al say about lee again?

>spammy made a shittaker pasta
Adesanya confirmed heeming this mutt

Seething

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basically said he's a brainlet and unable to learn from his mistakes

Best years of the ufc ranked 5-1 go

Anthony Ferguson

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Even if he beat those two he'd only have 5 title fights in his career lol and 1 would be against a real estate agent and the other against a crybaby and hypothetically the last one would be against an old retired WW who last fought at MW and had to cut to LW. He'd be goat LW, but he's probably already that tbqh.

>Colby is a cazzie

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This plus he is absolutely delusional about his abilities and his place in UFC

Ok, time to educate you.

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When is my mommy Felicia Spencer coming back

Tony is a spic and I will never root for a nonwhite. Maybe an asian but NEVER for a spic or nigger.

Lads, considering getting a tattoo of Khabib subbing mcgregor across my chest and the arab moon over my asscrack, thoughts?

>In American English, spelt primarily refers to the hardy wheat grown mostly in Europe, and the verb spell makes spelled in the past tense and as a past participle.
>

In all other main varieties of English, spelt and spelled both work as the past tense and past participle of spell, at least where spell means to form words letter by letter or (with out) to make clear. Outside the U.S., the two forms are interchangeable in these uses, and both are common.

Dumb. Bastard.

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Ferguson is a Scottish name

>he is racist

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Unironically and with passion, this

>implying I care about third world shitters that aren't America

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>bowing down to your bull
based

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Oh, I get it, you're baiting me into confrontation, you had me, first two rounds are yours. Well played!

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That's his cuckold stepfather's name. Imagine raising another man's spic spawn lmao

Ngannou is more attractive than Holly, that's kinda sad.

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Holly looks like she has never recovered from the earth shattering pleasure Jon gave her.

>Live alone
>Buy a dozen eggs at grocery store
>Get back home and find two eggs broken
>Literally say out loud, "I smesh"

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Could you imagine the sex?

Kevin "The Motown Prelim" Lee has blown his shot at every one of his really big fights. He belongs on the fight pass undercards

Mmmmm yeah... Jon deepthroating Holly's clitdick.... OHHHHHHH YEEEEEEAAAAAH I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING

Khabib is ducking him
Lee has all the tools

>say out loud, "I smesh"
holy shit user you are killing me!

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Gsp thinks he has the most potential of any fighter hes ever seen

You can tell Jon doesn't eat pussy. Tell me I'm wrong. I'd eat Holly's pussy, only when she was younger though, she's probably had one too many... yanno...

Is it just me or is heem a bit gay?

I'm 0-2 in satan's backyard

Imagine never having sex lmao

GSP is too nice

He has loads of potential everyone knows that. He has 2/3 things that make a great fighter. Just needs the third

???

If I fought GSP, I would just hit him in the face until he got knocked out. It's not that hard.

It was pretty eggsistential

IT'S HERE
youtu.be/wv_E6k7Y3f8

Just a bit, however I've seen a stark decrease in Costa posting. Only a tiny bit gay

why would that surprise you

Just saying that because he trained with him. How can you honestly say that when he is 1-3 in his last 4 fights with his only victory almost having him get heemed

>He has 2/3 things that make a great fighter
>Good wrestling
>?

only fighter i’m gay for is jessica andrade. that’s it

>talent
>charisma
>High fight IQ or good training camp
He has the first two

GSP is a fucking jew in a French-Canadian body. He won't tell a bad thing about anyone

Hispanics without aboriginal admixture are still European. Canelo Alvarez is a "spic" but he's a pale skinned ginger. He's white. Tony doesn't look like he has much aboriginal admixture. If anything he looks like his Spanish heritage is mixed with some kind of Northern European. His dad was obviously Scottish but I seem to remember something about him not being his biological father? Either way the point stands. Tony may have a darker complexion, but he's whiter than Kebab by virtue of not being a Dagestani(not Russian and not European) Muslim

>discord

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>word salad

>Tony doesn't look like he has much aboriginal admixture
shut the fuck up faggot

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His dad was Mexican. He took his stepfather’s last name

But he doesn't have the talent. His gas tank is absolute garbage and he got outstruck by Iaquinta. And who gives a fuck about charisma, you mandrama freak?

He's a spic. Calls himself Mexican, real surname is Padilla. I have nothing against Khabib because millions of Caucasian muslims aren't illegally entering my country for Jewish political/capital gain, and he is also infinitely whiter than 99% of Mexcrements.

>Bitchboy got owned and cant respond

What a fucking loser lol

I feel the same way but weirdly enough I find myself rooting for black fighters if other whites hate them. For example, I was always a Rashad fan.

Invite me to the heemcord

>And who gives a fuck about charisma
it's a big part of being a successful high level athlete. It helps sets them apart from the rest whether you like it or not.

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Until you've seen his 23andme results, it's pointless for either of you to baselessly speculate.

Is that incorrect? Has he posted his DNAtest results somewhere? "White" has become this weird American idea where somehow anyone born in Latin America is not white even if they came from an unbroken and unmixed line down from the conquistadores, but for example someone from northern Spain with lightish skin is considered white even if the two people are genetically similar. Makes no sense

Give me a kiss

whiteness is a meme

>ITT: /pol/ left their containment

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I don't need a fucking test to tell me that this atrocidad is not white by any stretch of the imagination

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blackness is a meme

whites are a meme

Asian people aren't even real.

You said great fighter, not successful. Would you not consider Mighty Mouse a great fighter?

Life is a meme we should all kill ourselves

A lot of Mexicans are European but those are the ones that are mostly wealthy and stay in Mexico, not the dark-skinned Mestizos sneaking across the border to wait for work in home depot parking lots. As usual the issue is more nuanced than just black and white

robbie lawler is a cia hologram

His soul is white

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There are people in Spain who look like that.

Notice how any fighter that talk shit about Michael Bisping ended up getting flushed. You know who didn't talk shit about Bisping? Whitaker and he's champion

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el cucuy...

This but unironically. So is """caucasian""". That's why I prefer to say European or "of European heritage" for accuracy but saying white is just so much more convenient

I said succesful high level athlete, which goes hand in hand with being a great fighter. Mighty mouse is a great fighter and he also has charisma, he's just a manlet so it doesn't really matter.

Whittaker didn't talk shit because he didn't want Bisping to come out of retirement and whoop his ass

That doesn't change the fact he's a nonwhite spic and my original point that I'll never support any shitskin regardless of where they were born.

nonwhite ones

>I said succesful high level athlete

>racism
Lol who let the incels in?

Also name one (1) good white fighter

Colby talked shit directly to Bisping ON AIR

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Khabib "The Eagle" Nurmagomedov

Yeah I agree, Bisping would whoop his ass

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Yep. It's always around this time everyday the racist come out to sperg out about what fighters they like and don't like based on race. It gets old.

Bobert is too busy praising wrestling on his podcast. He has no time for trash talk

you literally responded to my post where I said high level athlete, and then I clarified by saying this goes hand in hand with being a great fighter. Fighters are athletes, user.

America's own Steven Miocheck, the reiging UFC heavyweight champion

And then Masvidal went on the hottest and most successful streak of his career when he made up and became friends with Bisping
Makes you think...

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Yep racist on this site are almost always incels. A lot of it is built on sexual anxiety, which incels are full of.

suit yourself. Whatever he is or is not I love the guy and can't wait to see him fight again

>what does heem mean?

NO RACISM

GUYS STOP.

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I hate the eurangutans but Stipe is good

Whittaker has been flushed by Yoel. You'll see when Memebender somehow ends up with the belt despite avoiding Paulo and Yoel.

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Who is the most talented young buck in the UFC today?

For me its islam makhachev

I've had sex with 3 nigger women and 1 spic.

Blessed image. Just two jacked natty boys.

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Fake beef. They were secretly friends

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Now that is wholesome. Me too, pal

Darren Till unironically, he's just on a rough patch right now

whitecels just can't help themselves. It's all they think about.

You're not intelligent enough to have this conversation. Bye.

I'm not the one arguing semantics

Gaethje is one of the only real ones left

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Someone give me a blowjob penn

>Joker phone cover
What could this mean?

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I've spent over 600 hours studying and researching fighters heights.

Name any fighter and I'll tell you their real height

Zabit
Name one good win

Henry cejudo

Rogan
CCC

Bisping returning in Manchester

Nate Diaz during the conor fights

"No"

Hes getting knee surgery

Based

Boston salmon

Yan. Gregor if you consider young to mean inexperienced

Make me

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Rogan is 5'6 3/4

CCC is 5'3 1/4
Nate Diaz is 5'11

Justin gaethje

I have a few:
Schaub
Bones Jones
Rockhold
Till
Romero

Francis

This guy could practice BJJ and Muay Thai for a month and become champ in the UFC

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BJ Penn

Cain Velasquez
Cormier
Stipe

>5"11

Yeah but how tall was he during the first conor fight

He'd try to put his finger in everybody's assholes and they'd get weirded out

Whats the prawlblum with that b?

approx 17'3"

LTG would heem him in one punch

I'd want to be friends with theo von and tom segura but not any of the other guys

>conor mcgregor calls out LTG

DSP vs GSP would be a money fight

LTH is the biggest can in the FGC, got permaflushed by Viscant

Good evening

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Schaub is unfortunately 6'2
Jon is 6'3 1/2
Rockhold is 6'3
Darren Till is 6'0
Romero is 5'11
Cain is 6'0
Cormier is 5'9
Stipe is 6'3

what is this guard called?

Virtually, in the real world that little virgin cuck couldn't penetrate the BBC armor.

>He doesn't recognize the true GOAT

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Holly (with Jon) guard

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*vigorously masturbates*

>Schaub is 6'2
Kek I thought so. Surprised Rockhold is a legit 6'3. Based research you did here user.

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Good Evening and Thank You for Joining Us, this portion of the thread is sponsored by the play "Caucasian-Aggressive Pandas and Other Mulatto Tales" by Duck Washington at the Bloomington Center for The Arts
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Horizontal rear mount

Is this the perfect example of why jiu jitsu doesn't work in street fights?

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My gf and I broke up a few days ago and we haven’t spoken since. The reality of being alone is sinking in and I feel like shit bros. I have nobody to talk to ;_;

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>getting into fights with niggers and not just shooting them
lmao goof, that retard deserved that

never relax

what kind of dumb bastard lets himself get surrounded by a bunch of sketchy corner lurking motherfuckers

You'll be okay, friend. Take it one day at a time

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No, that's an example of why niggers don't work in society
ban me cunts

He was worried that it might look racist and offend them, if he did that

everybody laugh at this fuckin loser

>El Kekuy

Khabib is white

I don't give a fuck what color they are. I'm not getting surrounded by a bunch of tracksuit wearing slavs and letting my guard down because they're "white"

Anytime I have a nigger in my general vicinity my hand is on the glock and my eyes on the darkie at all times. He was probably drunk or junked out

Here's a tip to help you move on. Convince yourself that you actually hate them. It helps.

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Thank you. I love you bro.

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so this is the power of peak american posting hours...

brightened my day seeing that

fucking BASED

Jon has disgusting reach, look where she is in relation to his left arm, her right shoulder is on his left shoulder and she his his arm wrapped around her waist and has a grip on her right hand whilst he is laying on his side.

Ngannou's mother

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based birther of heems

This makes me sick. Why would you shoot a guy over and over like that ending his life and all he was doing was robbing not killing or raping someone. This is why people need to ban guns.

you boys reckon if Goob fed Poirier to the canvas and then fucked his wife in front of him he would cry? Haha what if he commited suicide lol that'd be crazy

Imagine the sons.

take your butt plug out, you don't wait until you're in mortal danger to respond, he had already brandished a gun and was an existential threat, fuck him

Baby Ngannou with parents

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Got worried when he started magdumping the clearly downed opponent, in case it would impede his self defense claim. But apparently the clerk was not charged, so so it's a feel-good story through and through

That's why you carry a .45 boys. Nigger dropped like a sack of shit

I would make a baby with her right now, no shit, old school style

Personally, fucking a vagina sounds like more effort than it's worth. I've never done it, but it seems like a pain

He looks like he would have been capable of heeming other babies as a baby

Ngannou's dad looks like a chad

Please kill yourself. Dude was justified in every way and I commend him for ridding the world of a violent criminal who puts innocent working people at risk. Nigger would've been right back on the street after a quick jail stint

fucking retards right here

Ngannou with his mom and siblings

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I think I could take him

based soiboi shitposter

the dad totally looks Ngannou esque

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Ok, this guy is retarded, you're a fraud, a phony, and above all and FUCKING MORON.

You said Romero is 5'11, please stop posting stupid shit, Yoel is 5'9 at best, I know someone has that picture of Conor flexing next to Romero, post it.

sports-reference.com/olympics/athletes/ro/yoel-romero-1.html

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mini ngannou would own flyweight

nah I mean its kinda funny how those two spergs can be baited so easily by an obvious trollpost. Obviously they aren't the brightest but I mean c'mon..

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Still can't believe he was height cutter bros...

I think you'd be surprised.

I'm worried about Eddie bros. Did they get to him?

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Is that guy on the chair dead?

what should he have done? Waited until he was heemed or bloodied, or lit on fire? He was -completely- exonerated; you're the fucking retard, or the jew, which one? He. Was. Exonerated

pretty good mating strategy ngl

>getting CTE'd as a toddler

so this explains the iq
oh no no no

how new are you? I really want to know

He's 5'11. Conor wears lifts from time to time. Yoel also has bad posture. Here he is next to Luke rockhold who is well above 6'2 at the very least. Compare the difference to 5'9 DC and 6'3 Stipe.

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You only get CTE if you lose the fight

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i been here since '88 faggot

your pants aren't high enough, daniel

yeah Yoel stands like he's Blanka

>Ngannou's father was a manlet
Does this mean that there's a chance for me to have a giant 6'5 gigachad son?

it's so fucking cold in here right now, shit sucks

Would

Conor should invade your favela and set it on fire so you can have some heat!

Tbh I fell a bit sad that jordanfag disappeared

wow how fucking original bro. WHO THE FOOK IS THAT GUY AMIRITE XD?

same

you can see his superior genes came from his mother

what the fuck did you just fookin' say about me you little bitch!? i'll have you know i graduated top of my class in the navy seals and i have over 300 confirmed heems!

Yeah there's absolutely no way Yoel is 5'11 that number was definitely off. Also think Rockhold is a hair under 6'3, probably 6'2.5 the others seem fair though

>chad looks from the dad
>pure heeming power from the mom

he never disappeared. it’s spammy

yeah if you wouldn't bang her I'd have to question your heterosexuality, she's a fertility goddess

this

>6'5"
>gigachad

I hope you know 6'4" is entry level for being a chad. 6'7" is where you hit gigalevels.

Lmao so if Romero is a 5'9-5'10 manlet than that makes the 6'1 Nattygod only 5'10 or 5'11.

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You mean the pic where he's visibly taller than 5'9 Conor?

All this time people were thinking they were chads, when in fact, they're certified manlets... sad! At least Yoel has a monstrous hawg to make up for it.

>Yoel lost to fucking Paolo
This hurt bros. I couldn't handle this decision.

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>5'9 DC
Lol DC is about 5'11. Man you guys are horrible at estimating height.

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heh, nothing personnel

I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOM!

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Shut your mouth, Holly is a beautiful woman. Get braces you horse mouth faggot

Can not unsee

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her neck creeps me out

conor is 5'8

Could Paolo beat Costa though?

pretty sure thats just him

There was a event where DC Cruz (and Anik I believe) were doing commentary, Cruz made a comment about height and DC replied with something like "I'm too small for that, I'm five nine", I always remember that.

MAKE ME

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Paulo was listed at 6' until the Yoel fight then he became 6'1 because he was clearly taller than Yoel who was listed at 6'. Paulo probably is 5'11. He weighed 213 at ufc 241 and looked jacked so it would make sense he was 5'11. Paulo only does have a 72 inch reach after all. You also can't see the feet in that picture Yoel could be wearing shoes. But at best Paulo is 6'.

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No

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Imagine if Yea Forums was around when Halloween 4 came out.

He himself said "I’m 5’11 at best. With my tall shoes" I still think he's 5'9 maybe 5'9 1/2

Jason heems Myers

conor is wearing nike air max and he's still shorter than gsp

Gladiator intro + face the pain intro were the most kino ufc openings.

personnel are people you hire, personal is something close or important to you. I only bring it up 'cause your english rocks on my portuguese and I figure you'd wanna know

anyone ever text someone and get the reply in that green bubble shit ew

What is this coom shit

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He's got that look in his eye.

GSP is 5'9 3/4

Conor is 5'8 1/2

conor is a known height cut babby. Just look at him next to dana

>You coming to bed, user?

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>BAD MF'ERS

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based Negreanu

I'm gunna nutt haha!

You wanna know what the problem is with dickheads posting pictures like this? YOU CANT SEE WHAT'S BELOW THE FUCKING WASIT HOW DO I FUCKING KNOW WHETHER THEY ARE STANDING ON A SLOPE OR HAVE SHOES ON

reddit tranny meme that has been coopted, i think

BUMSTIN GATEKEEP EXPOSED
youtu.be/xkA_3Ife3A4

I always root against wh*tes T B H, I can relate

all he has to do is ko 1 round ez

ay dios mio

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el americANO....

Remember Coral thinks Schaub would beat Stipe

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youtube.com/watch?v=pieYN3uBAeY

Prime Schaub was good enough to beat Cro Cop so it's entirely possible

I'm 5'13"3/32nds

He looks exactly like her

real mean dont lie about height

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In many ways, Smiff's turtle defense is the most impenetrable defense in mma.

You don't know the meme?

Every athlete has their height inflated in the modern era.

Even the NBA increases their player's listed heights by like 1 or 2 inches

What is Hoodiechad up to right now?

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>real mean dont lie about height

Two 7 footers hangin out

Asscan's only win the UFC lmao.

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Tyron Woodley, no way he’s 5’9”. I walked by him at the concessions at Wells Fargo at the Philly card and he has to be 5’7” tops

Would pay to watch paulo fuck

in many ways his win is a loss

How is that not scary if youre a woman

Im finna bouta sprawl on this pussahh wrestler

This but with Wonderboy

Are you implying black men are rapists

I think there would be a chance he could sub him.

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What's gonna happen when Askren gets outboxed by Maia?

>white male on LBFM
based and redpilled

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I remember when Askren fans were saying flushed Lawler was just that good or on steroids lol

Nah bitch, you straight up thought DC and Cain were the only 2 who could beat Schaub at HW.

He's said hes 5'8 in a video once. maybe 1/4 inch shorter.

No need for the insults, okay I walk back my Stipe prediction a little, Stipe is way better than I thought at the time when he had beaten a past his prime JDS and a USADA Overeem.

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Ahh, she's really pretty.

Cool

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What is the main event of 245? It better not be Nunes vs de Randamie.

>Fabricio Werdum will be in attendace at BKFC 8 in Tampa. Come see him

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Tiger and his Mother

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>Wanting to watch Wonderpedo take advantage of underage children
Disgusting, you must be a paki

so you be sayin Stipe would KO Schaub?

I'm saying if they fought 100 times, Stipe would win 70.

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I really hope Weidman beats Reyes. Anyone else?

oh good god

>Schaub's shitty boxing vs Stipe's awesome boxing
>Schaub's "Brown" Belt vs Stipe's NCAA Division 1 wrestling
Sure

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Reyes is a meme. People only started talking about him because he put on one good performance against a flushed OSP. With that being said, Chris is too much of a pussy now. He had so many chances to finish Jacare but was too pussy to continue his offence

He steam rolled my boy Cannonier

>boying a guy with the word "can" in their name

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Feels like Oezdemir is still a real dark horse at LHW. Jones can't fight forever, DC is gone, Rumble went bloatmaxxx...eventually someone else has to step in

I'm not the guy saying Schaub would win or anything like that, but stipe wasn't that good of a wrestler in college. He was D1, but at Cleveland State. He was probably better at baseball at the time. It still means he can wrestle, but there's a wide range of talent levels in D1 wrestling. I think he only did one year too from what I've read. Of course he's a really good mma wrestler now so it doesn't really matter. GSP didn't wrestle in highschool or college, just thought I'd point it out.

I could see Oezdemir eventually making a run at the strap he already had one title shot. Walker is the other wild card. Interested to see if he's elite or just a meme. I could also see Oezdemir run through the division and lose to Smiff again for the new LHW belt.

His only legit losses are Smiff and DC, who are both elite. If he can fix his cardio he can be top 5 for sure.

Don't care either way honestly, just hope it's a decent fight.

Honestly, no one gives a fuck about Reyes, no one thinks he's a REAL contender for the belt, more people think Johnny Walker has a better chance at beating Jones and he's knocked out a flat earther, a 15 ranked Russian man who lost to a 38 year old Glover Texiera and Khalil Rountree.

Why aren't Till's coaches teaching him some fucking positioning or head movement for fuck's sake. He's had the same problems his entire career and he hasn't improved one bit. If he comes in there against KG the same way he did against Tyron/Masvidal he's 100% going to get put to sleep.

Smiff proved everyone wrong when he retired Gus. Was a kino fight for me. Retiring Gus in Sweden.

>Retiring Gus in Sweden.
lmao he doesn't know

What is Gus actually coming back?

Contacted the UFC to get a fight with Rockhold

For fucks sake Gus. I thought that was just a rumour I didn't realize he actually contacted the ufc about it. At least he's fighting someone equally as flushed as him. Probably saw Luke get heemed again and thought "hey I could heem a guy with bad boxing defense".

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fuck isis

>get choked out by Anthony Smif
>want to fight one of the best grapplers in the division
Gus pls

I just got out of a 71/2 year relationship too. You'll be better for it user. No contact at all! Why would you want someone who doesn't want you?

REEEEEE

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The thing with Reyes against osp was that his performance wasn't even that good. It was pretty fun and it was on the biggest ppv ever so he had tons of exposure, but Krylov looked much better against OSP than Reyes did. People just want to find the guy to beat Jon really bad since he's cleaned out the division.

>Why aren't Till's coaches teaching him...
you act like he's being coached by the best in the biz, Edmund

based

improvement isn't real

where/when do I clap?

Smiff has good jui jitsu though and Luke looked like he gassed against Jan in only 2 rounds. Gus didn't tap until the 4th. I don't know they're both really flushed, but I could see either guy losing the fight. Maybe the winner fights Smiff or something? lol

>HEH MOOMENT HEH MOOMENT HEH MOOMENT HEH MOOMENT
Truly a visionary of our time
youtu.be/Uuvub_VAmr0

>>want to fight one of the best grapplers in the division
>the division
He had 1 fight at LHW and lost lmao.

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He only came here because of the Khabib fight

Hot take: Ronda should've moved her fucking head

Munster of a debut though b. Became champion of his own world after he got done eating through a straw.

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yh over the hill crocop

Sounds like they have finally solved the DC problem. His career conclusion will be the winner of Stipe vs Jones, since Stipe is the big fight announcement Jones teased.

Seems like the perfect way to send DC off

Stipe will be the one to heem both undefeated LHW niggas

Look b I get where you're coming from and I agree, but I disagree. Rhonda shouldn't have tried head movement and she definitely shouldn't have tried to out-box Holly. What she should have done was to try and Out-Awlkward Holly. She shudda used those Awlkward mma angles and just stood really wide in an awlkward position. She could have gotten a couple of rounds like that against the former boxer Holly by out-boxing her with her jab. Now I'm not saying Rhonda would be out-boxing her, I'm saying she would Out-Awlkward her b. Then Rhonda could have done her thing after Holly finally downloaded her Awlkwardness and shot for a takedown. I'm thinking about cornering b. I mean water we evun duin heur Rhonda?

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>LHW DC
>Undefeated

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Shut the fuck up, Jesus Christ

No (you)

I hope the stipe and Jon fight happens or even stipe vs Ngannou. I'm tired of memeing about the manlets at LW.

I would much rather live my life as a complete and utter douchebag while knowing it than live my life as a complete and utter douchebag while thinking I am cool

Stop shilling this hack, it's seriously been like 5 years

There are multiple Schlaub posters b

Ignorance is bliss

Jon vs Ngannou or Bork and Stipe vs DC or Ngannou would be the most kino booking

Trump heem'd isis
Colby heems kamaru
Simple as

Bringing Mass Fiolence

BinteriMF

It's crazy when you hear that KO, when it connected there was a solid smack sound. The shot landed perfectly

HEEMINDER:

World Freestyle Wrestling Championships on now.

Stipend has 10 inch wrists

/heem/

How big are your wrists?

Mine are 7 inches

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what did herbal "best in the business" deen mean by this?

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Please, write more concisely.

>10 inch wrists
Doubt

Do you ever wonder which posts are Twitchy's? I feel this might be a good candidate but then I can't imagine him going this hard on the Schaubposting.

Shut up teach

Eternal reminder

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7.5

Garbrandt and Rockhold are the two most entertaining fighters to watch get knocked out.

Tony took Tibau down

Jorge Masvidal has the best MMA style

6 piece and a milkshake

He also submitted Tibau in the first with no problem

>just one more run at the strap brother cmon

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Conor didn't say it"s only business

What did he say?

He said "I won the story" which made khabib very angry because he knew it was true

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fine kisses

Based

Heeminder that Dustbin was saved by the ref in both Eddie fights

He still goes down a champion

Just saw some recent pics of Conor. He’s not looking too good.

He's still the ruler

Jorge masvidal is the best MMA artist

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6

>Mixed martial arts artists
Dude you need to finish Highschool

You're mentally retarded and incapable of basic investigation if you have actually concluded that DC is 5'11. He is 5'9.5".

Just bee yourself brah

You're talking about Eddie right?

I am the reason why jordan fag disappeared. You're all welcome

both

Interims don't really count. Do you think Memebender is a middleweight champ when Whittaker is the champ right now?

Playing UFC 3 on ps3, such a comfy game. Im heeming everyone in the career mode.

based and yellow fevered

Are Jones/Cormier the Nadal/Federer of MMA?

Id finish you and get a double performance bonus for it

Based. Thank you for your service.

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Good morning. Who is everyone's favorite female fighter?
>Weili Zhang here until she loses

Isn't Nadal Federer competitive? If so then no.

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No you're not the proxy died lmao. What's your maximum bench press for 5 repetitions and who is your favorite Dutch ex-pat fighter?

For me, it's Brapentina Stenchenko

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I swear to god jap if you dont stop posting this i will cover over there and fuck you up. getting real tired of seeing this shit every day.

instagram.com/p/B11co0LoXf-/
30-something year old women have no excuse for being fat

Worst thing about UFC 3 is that all the difficulty setting does is judge how bad the AI will grapplefuck you, because on max difficulty you will get choked out even if you deny all their transitions because they will just pull a submission out of their ass and there is no way to stop them because they block every escape perfectly

They're 1 and (1) and Cormier pushed him harder than anyone else has.

It's the late game where you're invincible and defending against the same 5 people that's really the problem. Sometimes fighters just get smoked it happens and that's how it should be.

This is my fav part about Mcgregor. Look at dime a dozen poirier's face after the 2nd round. It was pure defeat. After every round gooby gets his ass kicked both khabib and mendes fight he walks back with a fucking ear to ear smile on his face like "fuck yeah nigga it's on now". The man is proper mad.

Is Khonory McFergamedav the most elite fighter in MMA?

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I wish the leg kicks were more effective

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is she hot yet?
also thanks dana for the dog shit tampa card i'm not going

Gus pushed him harder fight wise in the first fight. The 1st DC fight was just Jon dominating and Jon was clearly winning the second and got the heem.

That's the mentality the best fighters have. I like that about him too. He can be the hammer or the nail. Dustin came off as a heartlet to me.

did she get a boob job? i wanna fuck her tight pussy sooo bad

They are though. Time like 3 good ones and theyre limping. Ufc3 is more of a pvp game anyway.

>No you're not the proxy died lmao.
Wut?
>What's your maximum bench press for 5 repetitions
25 kg×2 + the weight of the barbell.
>who is your favorite Dutch ex-pat fighter?
Badr Harri

scroll down there's a picture she posted from when she was 16 she had really big tits for her frame

I think he's talking about undisputed 3 for ps3, unless you are too. I know leg kicks are effective in ufc 3 for ps4, unless he meant ps4 too. Undisputed 3 is a great game though because it has pride mode.

Only if you combined their weights

For me, middleweight is the cutoff for goat contention. Sneaky gsp did the minimum required to get into the argument.

Does spammy even sleep?

That's not me.

why is she so smug?
twitter.com/Mini_Khabib/status/1170366950351896582

i like how i didn't post for about a week and that jordan flag just happened to start shitposting (and doing a lot better of a job too)

>twitter.com/Mini_Khabib/status/1170366950351896582
weird.

I can't believe she's still a thing. Definitely weird.

i want to say something but i dont want to get b& again

mmafighting.com/2012/10/12/3494838/details-emerge-in-jeremy-stephens-felony-assault-case

>2012

>Fell for the Pereira meme
>Fell for the Crute meme
>Feel for the parlay meme
Gonna take a break for a while now lads

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people dont change

Has he done anything like this since 2012?

Josh Emmett, unironically tries to kill people in the octagon. shame he's too much of a can.

I have a feeling Walker will go the same way as Pereira when he fights Anderson and get exposed as a meme.

Go back

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Been coming here for years but never read a single post because you nerds are dumb motherfuckers that would get knocked out by 9/10 women irl

Suck a fuck bitch nuggets

Gus won vs Jon (1)
Jon fake champ

>Ignoring Jon beat Gus's ass in the rematch
Post the rounds Gus won in the first fight

Based. Heemed some faggot talking shit at the bar.

The goobster is still my boy

Based yank.

>105,000 followers
more than a lot of actual fighters

Explain please

from now on instead of bjpenn.com in the op we're using splinternews

im not ignoring it
but if Gus had become champ as he deserved in that first fight, history of lhw would have been totally different by now
Gus won the first 3 in every aspect of the game
Jon got cut and taken down in the 1
Jon scored some nice legkicks and 1 surgical eyepoke in the whole 3 rounds while Gus defended his standing multiple times and busted Jon from every angle

won the first 3 rounds (1-2-3)

Uh... no sweaty. I spent years getting that spot

it's derek schott, blood elbow's community manager, goto website for news

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Jon got up immediately after getting taken down lol but you can give Gus round 1 and maybe round 3, but Jon out-struck Gus a substantial amount in round 2 and pretty clearly won rounds 4 and 5. Jon was actually close to finishing Gus, Gus wasn't ever close to finishing Jon.

Who is in the pic?

karolina kowalkiewicz

YOU'S'LL DO NUTTIN!!

i dont agree
Jon has been a flat footed stiff bag round 1-2-3
a takedown is a takedown (especially when the guy had never been td before)
and he failed tons of attempt of his own
he stepped up the pace in the 4 and 5 dealing great dmg and dominating Gus
but i still have Gus winning the fight

imagine the smell

>And here I go again on my own
Goin' down the only road I've ever known

youtube.com/watch?v=WyF8RHM1OCg

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Jon barely trained and still won the first fight
Jon took Gus seriously in the second fight and humiliated him

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Stipe vs Lard is the fight to make

indeed mixed gender martial cans is the future

>before it was reported by the English sites, the Zabit/Kattar article (in Russian) cited an illness or allergies as the reason for Zabit being out of the fight with Kattar

wow what a fagot

>Raging Al is CTE'd already
It's just not fair bros ;_;

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You are a fucking nobody with zero understanding of the sport, not even a huge fan of habeeb but people like you with unrealistic standards who have never achieved anything of note with their own lives need to shut the fuck up and kill themselves doing the rest of us a favour

nah, Shaub is the most hilarous to see heem'd bar none

*tips fedora*

holy cringe

Rate my favorite woman fighters:

1. Cynthia Calvillo
2. Mackenzie Dern
3. Karolina

>garbrandt

great taste

Look about the same

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gooby is on his tiptoes

i wonder if she thinks the gdr punch was a fluke

Tony would heem this monkey

What the fuck? Why is Gaethje not ranked 3 after a first round TKO victory over Cowboy? This shit is ridiculous, can they stop sucking conors balls for a fucking second?

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>it's a new pic
she's under suspension for being fat, but literally looks heavier than usual in that picture. she was 160 pounds in the cage after cutting to 135 she must be 180 now

Cowboy is a can

Cowboy officially confirmed as a can

conor didn't get flushed by eddie alvarez and dustin poirier lmao

It doesn't matter if he's a can. If 5 beats 4 by a good TKO it would catapult him in the ranks to a top position. Especially if 3 is a retired drunkard who hasn't had a victory since 2016.

who should get the next bmf belt title shot after Diaz vs Masvidal

Canold "canboy" cancancan is a can

just be glad they don't have conor as #1 still

Fuck off faggot. BJPenn.shop is official heem sponsor

no one. also the loser should be shot for participating in this shit and not even winning

>BMF??? FUN!!! TAKE MY MONEY oh my god HE SAID SWEAR WORD!!! MIDDLE FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ON TV!!!

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yeah, they always ride his nuts

as Khabib said
>beginning of the year, tap like chicken, end of the year, title shot
>very interesting

Based and heempilled, brother.
spics and r*dditors are the cancer that's ruining this shit seme slurping sport.

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Friends, how do I get into watching Rizin? I can find fresh UFC and Bellator torrents but nobody cares about the nips. Even ONE uploads their events on youtube. Is there any way to watch Rizin at all?

could only watch the new years card because an user posted a youtube stream. you might have to buy the stream if you wanna be sure you’ll see it

I don't care about it enough to pay money for it but I watched some of their events and it was actually great fun. Way better than Bellator or ONE, just too bad it's not as popular.

no I believe it was a fluke
fresh air on the mountains open ur appetite

The oblique kick is uncheckable so if you have a fighter that can spam it from range you can destroy peoples legs

Connor literally got flushed to retirement

>keep you distance
>get knee stomped

>move laterally
>get spinned on

>move in
>get lasso'd by those anaconda arms

how do you solve the Bones code lads?

You don't think it's good?

yeah man i hate to say it but it’s not good

>sprint wildly at him so he doesn’t have time to oblique kick you
>vault over his anaconda arms
>get some kind of meme ko
>break your own legs in the post fight celebration
Johnny will do it

doesn't help that your last one was wrong heh

Before the Santos fight it was
>kick his chicken legs
but now Bones is updating his look-see-do algorithm to prevent that

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khabib is undefeated

he tried tekken and got fucked up by random online shitters

how does Jones deal with leg locks?

aspen ladd ballooned up because she just got back from her trips to china and the uae. she would literally be on my 600 pound life if she didn't workout every day

Yeah, can't wait for her to retire so I can see how fat she gets, steroids probably fucked up her system and now her hormones are destroyed

Very busy

last

Every single one except Gleison Tibau