Bielsa In Morrisons
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
Jameis Winston in Publix
wow he goes to the supermarket just like me
the post is to emphasise how high IQ he is.
I bet Guardiola goes to Tesco. the dumb cunt
I bet he stocks up on the 3 for 10 on meats and freezes it, then takes a single piece of meat out at a time for the next day, saving himself a small fortune over a years time. He probably even keeps an eye out for cheap fish and freezes that too.
Didn't even get changed, straight from u23's game to morrisons. Based
He's heading for the canned fish
25g of protein in a tin on tuna, smart man.
Poo in loo
Based, I hope he goes to the salad bar section and fills a box with Bacon Bits like I do.
I go to tesco on a regular basis, I dont see the issue
>doesn't go to the hot counter for cross cuts and tendies
Did you know Morrisons salad bar doesn't make any money it's just designed to bring in customers to buy other stuff too
Also fill mine up with tuna pasta desu
>he may even been using his sports suit for sleeping
the smell of that jacket
are you trying to tell me there is a tesco in Chile?
It's no ASDA or Lidl so I don't see the problem
Sainsburys man myself
Surely it's not him?
Is this like a safeway?
he lives in wetherby aparently and there's a morrisons there, so
okay sure but why would he go full kit wanker? did he go there straight from the training ground, without changing?
Ole at the store
probs, wetherby is only down the road from the training ground
It's 100% him
Yes
On the subject of Morrisons, I go there sometimes for chicken and chips straight out the box, quite nice and cheap although those sauce packets are a nightmare to open
kek
Morissons make the best pizza I've ever eaten
i go to edeka at the start of months and then to aldi at the end of months when i'm runing low on money again
Morrison's cafe is proper underrated, their breakfast is banging
They do a 1700 calorie Bap for like £5 with tea
No, Morrison's is high end. ASDA I'd Walmart and lidl is bargain bin German crap
You're wrong m8
Morrisons was literally called Safeway before it rebranded
Morissons isn't high end whatsoever. Stop talking utter shite please
fat fuck
HEMA breakfasts are better and cheaper
Morrisons is higher end than tesco, asda or lidl. More expensive ones are Sainnsburys, Morrison's and that Italian one O something
Kys
>1700 calorie breakfast
what the fuck
Morrisons' pork pies are so good, the pork is full of flavour and really melts in the mouth. It's hard to find a good supermarket pork pie, usually the pork is flavourless and really hard.
saw a woman at the tills who put a single boiled egg in a pot and thats the only thing she bought
What the fuck are you on about? There is no difference whatsoever between Tesco, Morrisons and Asda. Waitrose and M&S are more expensive.
>Bielsa patiently waiting around the reduced section while the vultures all surround the poor lass putting the prices on
>let me tell you about the country you live in
Shut the fuck up you utter moron
You've not got a clue what you're on about
Euro breakfasts are shocking
For only 1,80£ though
You get a cappuccino, a croissant, a bread with baked eggs, strawberry jam and a glass of fresh orange juice.
Don't complain if you're only paying 1,80£
OFFICIAL BEST SUPERMARKETS POWER RANKING
1. Edeka
2. Rewe
3. Kaufland
.
.
*Cheap but comfy high IQ-tier Power Break.
.
4. Aldi Süd
5. Lidl
.
.
*Pleb-tier Power Break*
.
.
90000001. Aldi Nord
.
.
*Muslim ghetto-tier Power Break*
.
.
90000000001. Penny Markt
9000000000000001. Netto
I assume you foreigners are all familiar with these brands (I know you know Lidl)
sainsbo's has some items a bit more expensive, but on the whole are in the same tier as tesco and morrisons
lidl and aldi are decent quality but their stocking policy makes them cheaper i.e. you cant guarantee the same items all year round
coop is more expensive than all those, then M&s and waitrose are more expensive than coop
>Netto
This has died in Britain by now I think. Used to get ripped for being a poverty shop
hmm sweetie i only shop at holland & barrett, ok?
huh, imagine going one day without my onions latte enemas... yikes
not once did I see a tesco in chile lad
>Continentals terrified of a good brekkie to start the day
Do fuck off, who doesn't want 2000 calories when you're hungover as fuck?
Guarantees a solid bowel movement in the afternoon too, I thought you Germans were into that.
Best one is Albert Heijn of the Jumbo
That’s Texas
Marks and Spencer, fuck okay I got it wrong that's the one I was thinking of
Waitrosse is still nicer than ASDA
Bunch of poor faggots who shop at ASDA and lidl ITT
i know that kaufland belongs to lidl or something like that. i know aldi too
Only Turks go there here desu
The stores are all strategically located in the worst parts of town over here
>Who doesn't want 2000 calories when you're hungover as fuck?
>Implying I have had a hangover in the last year and a half
>Implying hangovers are a frequent occurrence rather than at most once a year
I now understand the disgusting behaviour of your slags if this is appropriate behaviour and deemed ok. No wonder you guys get fat
Lidl and Kaufland are owned by the same corporation (Schwarz Group), yes
Lidl is their cheap discount supermarket chain, Kaufland is their big middle-class chain
Buying by brand is stupid, for instance Kellogg's have "Krave" cereal that is digusting and costs about £3, yet Aldi do chocolate pillows for 99p and they're awesome.
>Not going to the Hit or to Stroetmann
>Implying hangovers are a frequent occurrence rather than at most once a year
Son I have hangovers once a week. Love me pints, love me pies
OFFICIAL BEST AMERICAN SUPERMARKETS POWER RANKING
1.) Albertsons/Safeway
2.) HyVee
3.) Trader Joe's
4.) Publix
5.) Whole Foods
6.) Target
...
9001.) Costco
9002.) Sam's Club
...
900000000000000001.) Krogers
900000000000000002.) Wal-Mart
>I have hangovers once a week
Rethink your life and outlook on the future fren.
You still have time to reach your potential and improve.
You don't have to over indulge yourself in alcohol to enjoy it
The buns are shite there mate, made of stone so they are
No one asked
jumbo is basically the same innit
Who /Co-op/ master race here?
Shut up you binder and go drown on a marijuana
I thought it was cool
for me it's Lidl during Alpenfest and stocking up on Spaetzel and Bierkugel wurst
does get a bit chile in tesco tho haha
(in the freezer section lol)
Cheers mate, I know I'm not drinking enough.
I bought 130+ beers in August lel, think of the calories
Trader Joe's is number 1, Costco is definitely top 5
literally only know wal-mart out of those because of the stereotype of the average american
they tried to make it here as well but failed after like 5 years or so
i guess we dodged a bullet there
>those scruffy grots who go to supermarkets in their pyjamas
It's also the convenience. ASDA is always packed with shitty people while I could buy a five pack of fresh jelly doughnuts for a few pence and other reduced items at sainsbury which made it worth it
Also the buy one get one free on quality sausages
Hated ASDA
I know Aldi from when i lived in Leichlingen
omg so #relatable
I don't do drugs, I only have a cigar every once in a while on some occasions, always have some good whiskey to go along with it.
>130 beers in 30 days
Impressive, but not very nice. Spread out over how many days?
this is some sort of meme, right? theres no way a supermarket would install a salad bar
who here /LIDL's Bakery aisle/ here?
we have walmarts here,the great value frozen pizza is fucking great i don't even care if i got pleb taste
>raw tomato
almost spot on, excellent use of sosij as a bean barrier
for me its morrisons caf steak pie with peas and several wheelbarrows of mash
Calling it a salad bar is generous, it's basically pasta and toppings like you get at a harvesters
Like 5 weekends. Think the most I drank on one day was about 25 pints for my mate's birthday.
this but Spanish week
the anchovy-filled olives and tinned octopus are seriously better quality than waitrose
Don't know that town, is it in Aldi Nord (shit) or Aldi Süd (good) territory?
>13 beers per day for 10 days
Get help user excessive drinking isn't cool
this
their low GI loaf used to be the single best bread from any supermarket, I think they changed the recipe recently though
Its in Köln so sud
for me? it's going down the 'world food' aisle and having a sensible chuckle to yourself passing the USA section, which is exclusively sweets, lucky charms and poptarts
Every single supermarket has a salad bar in Stockholm, it's glorious
eggybread or bust
but why on earth does that exist in a supermarket? and do they have those dried onion things?
why not? no different to a deli counter really
Not lidl but I learnt when Asda's used to chuck out their bakery when at Uni and got myself loads of nice buns for like 5p apiece
Olive Ciabatta was munch
Put the trilby away, poofter
Dia > Mas > Carrefour
Yeah but he only buys Tesco finest
Hipercor above all
for me its ASDA smart price
I dunno, sometimes after school we would get a hot rotisserie chicken from asda to eat hanging out by the skate park, good times.
What? You buy this shit if you’re too tired to cook or to fuel up till your meal is cooked.
Once a fortnite lad or you'll kill yourself
I used to cram and overfill a tub and stick it into one the bags for loose veg.
Yes, I am going to see Joker.
>fortnite
Lel
When I lived in Spain it didn’t make sense to go all the way out to the Hipercor since Dia was right there and I was near an El Corte Ingles for department store stuff
Based.
But el Corte Ingles alsof has their own supermarket which is nicer than Dia in my opinion.
T. Half Spanish
Aldi Nord is bangin lad
Get outta here with your pleb southern shit
>Kaufland
Once I was in Eggenfelden for a student exchange program, the locals called it Stahlland, since there were no security cameras in the store. However, I agree with the ranking.
Also, the Hungarian chart:
1. Aldi (we have only one company, best value-for-money)
2. Spar (more expensive but on par with Aldi in quality)
.
.
Moderate power gap
.
.
3. Lidl
4. CBA Prime (unreasonably expensive mid-tier shop, only in malls)
.
.
10. Tesco Express
.
.
Grand Canyon-sized mediocrity power gap
.
.
99. Auchan (literally nothing original here)
100. Metro (cheap big stocks of everything)
.
.
Disgusting wasteland roamed by gipsy hordes-tier power gap
.
.
9999999. Tesco
.
.
Pensioner's hunting ground-tier power gap
.
.
99999999. Penny Market
100000000. CBA (Netto-tier local shit brand)
Also*
what are those round black things on the right plate?
FULL KIT WANKER
tomatoes
Black pudding. Blood sausage basically, love it.
Black pudding, which is blood, oats and spices made into a sausage then fried. It's really good.
mushy crispy sausage basically
The stop and shop at atlantic center in brooklyn is the best supermarket in America
None of that is salad though. Britfats really eat like this?
Sounds great, would try. Remembers me of pic related hurka, which me make of internal organs, blood and leftover, less-valuable pieces of pork meat, minced together, filled in intestines, like sausages. We only make it on those winter days when we wake up at 4 AM to get together with friends and family, slaughter a pig at the first rays of dawn while getting drunk, then prepare/bake every edible part of the corpse, and fall into a 16-hour food coma in the afternoon; all to honor our national heritage.
I feel sorry for the kids of today who will never flip through the Argos catalogue for hours and imagine playing with all the toys, even though when you got the toy for Christmas you were bored after 30 minutes or so.
>make a fool of yourself as usual
>attack others in the thread for being x (this time being poor)
achilles, you're a fucking joke brother. hope things get better for you.
>Potato salad is not salad
Wew son
Whole foods has it as their thing in America and other “high end” grocers have them. Even the artsy but working class grocer by my house has a salad bar (that you can’t touch)
Ahh yes, carbs covered in mayo with a dash of celery or green onion here or there. It’s got plenty of vitamin __.
Never tried offal, what's intestine like?
I wonder what kids do on Christmas Day now. I know some still get bikes and stuff, but I bet a lot just sit on their tablet like they do everyday, watching Peppa Pig pooping videos or buying loot crates with their dad's App store details.
Looks tasty, we also have white pudding which is similar to black pudding but made only with the fat, it's like a creamier, spicier version of stuffing.
>tfw never go to the grocery store
>just order tuna packs, beans, and rice from amazon
Alright virgin squad, there's no rulebook that says salad has to be healthy
it's a salad,its nutritional value is irrelevant
they get a new tablet to do all the same shit on
you’re gonna die very young... get some vegetables pls
The main point is pic only has pasta and quinoa and couscous there isn’t even a legal salad in it, just carbs with some carbs.
Which one is the potato salad?
>LAPD
>Publix
Never even heard of that shit
ill think about it since you asked nicely
the potatoe salad looking one
ffs
don't you guys at least have specialised food deliveries who will prepare you some healthy foods?
I get my breakfast on weekends delivered that way
>Think the most I drank on one day was about 25 pints for my mate's birthday.
Seriously doubt? You drank 14.2 litres of alcohol
They do leaves and veg and stuff too, but why would you take up valuable space with them?
They're the salad fillings, you fill a pot with what you want and get a lettuce or bag of mixed leaves or whatever.
Or just be a fat cunt and steal all the good bits from each tray.
A salad is a dish consisting of a mixture of small pieces of food, usually vegetables or fruit. However, different varieties of salad may contain virtually any type of ready-to-eat food. Salads are typically served at room temperature or chilled, with notable exceptions such as south German potato salad which can be served warm.
Yeah, met at 11am for brunch in Wetherspoons, went to a Snooker club, went to a few pubs, went for tea, went to a pub, went to a club, got home about 4am. Long day but it's not actually that many per hour.
I went to neeto twice in my life, everyone who works there look like he is from an horror show . it was sodirty
Yes but that's expensive
some truffes
mushrooms, although they're not exactly black or particularly round, really
kek
bretty good
>they know about tex-mex in britain
fairly based
Trader Joe's is an Aldi owned thing if that helps
it's like a mix between and Aldi and a local market you might find in a tourist town with a wide variety of honey or something
Kroger is better than whole foods and target are you joking?
dominoes do a "south carolina" pizza here that is covered in tangy mustard, it's really good but I'm pretty sure it's made up.
Why not go to the cheapest all the time so you can get more stuff twice a month?
sounds like carolina gold sauce, which i assure you is real and used in BBQ and chicken wings
Whole Foods used to be the goat before Jeff bezos ruined it
euro markets are all shit lol
This thread is about supermarkets, not sports. Jannies, please delete this.
Nice, I'll have to get a recipe for it, the Carolina pizza goes in and out of availability, I'd smother myself in that sauce if I could
Pizzas Texanas here are just some Salami, bacon, BBQ sauce and onions. They just pour BBQ sauce and call it Texan pizza, is that the same everywhere?
>fuel up til your meal is cooked
wut?
It's about Bielsa going to a supermarket and then we discuss about how based that manager decision was.
Completely sports related, we got an OP pic to prove it and all
wtf is a morrison?
singer of the doors
get a load of this faggot.
tex-mex here is basically what we consider "mexican" food, chilli con carne, nachos supreme, burritos, salsa etc.
we'd just call that BBQ pizza here. Ironically, while texas is known for its BBQ they are also known for not using sauces on it
meant for
comic book writer
Came into this thread to tell my british brothers that I love you
>not ordering breakfast from your local cafe which is on justeat
Custom made, straight to your door, don't even have to get dressed. Take it back into bed, eat and then sleep it off. Its the closest thing to wanking without touching your penis.
tfw used to have a great Turkish cafe down my road but it was clearly a front for the Turkish Mafia and got closed down. They did a bang up brekky. Life hasn't been the same since.
R8 my Whoopsies aisle haul from the other day
>5p chicken and bacon salad
>10p warm peri peri chicken piece
>10p bag of rice noodles
>10p pack of 5 custard donuts
>10p pack of 5 bread rolls from the bakery
>tfw you will never get invited to a party like this
All our Aldis have that sud shit logo wondered why all euros overrated aldi.
>fat chicano has never left the state
wow, imagine my shock
ours used to have the southern logo but now its like this
>100000000. CBA (Netto-tier local shit brand)
lmao, I used to live right next door and shop at it all the time. What a shithole.
Do your super markets spend billions on heart tugging Christmas adverts? Bastards.
>user discovers what a loss-leader is
Congrats on passing remedial business
Delete this
Very correct and accurate
publix is top tier nigger
>meanwhile in a Scottish supermarket
audible kek
damn that looks good
Made me laugh
>he doesnt have a salad bar in his supermarket
pleb
>south German potato salad which can be served warm.
i hate the fucking south, whats wrong with these people?
We eat warm mashed potatoes as well as cold, which are mixed with mayo and cilantro, depending on the dish. What's weird about warm potatoes? They can be served cold or warm, it's pretty versatile
We have Kaufland, Aldi, Lidl and Netto
the simple fact that you have to travel to the South to visit one puts it down on any list
>Whole foods has it as their thing
Do they really? All I buy there is fucking pounds of oats because no one else near me has oats
warm potato salad is good you should try it
Kartoffelsalat is top tier, really simple but i love it
there's only one way to truly rank supermarkets
Bryce Harper at publix
ter Stegen in Subway
Alexis Sanchez playing football
Safeway sucks
the Keanu of football, based
>beans with sausage and tomato for breakfast
WTF isnt this the dog guy
>You still have time to reach your potential and improve
hahaha look at this dood
once got eggy bread in the states and the weird cunts put strawberries and sugar on it
I've worked in shithole states before, gone as far east and Illinois, and never saw them.
@ everyone:
lose weight
@Argentina
gain territory
>their country's supermarkets aren't controlled by a duopoli that result in their food being some of the most expensive in the entire EU due to basically no competition
Hahaha imagine
DDDD:
For when you want a quick lunch, but don't want to go to fast food or fast casual. Salad bar, hot bar, pizza, and sushi are grocery store mainstays.
based amerifat
Just looks like a random bloke
sadio mane down the asda
imagine having a government controlled liquor store
lmao
Based
how much did he pay for that white baby
>Boots
>WHSmith
>supermarkets
M&S isn't really a supermarket either tbf
absolutely based
How can popular football players and coaches even go to a supermarket and do their casual weekly shopping without getting stormed and pesterer by the mob? Do they have assistants to buy their foor or they order everything online? I don't know shit about this, since I'm living in a small town. Do these citizens just get used to the fact that they share their cities with stars, so no one bats an eye when they see a Klopp selecting vegetables in Sainsbury's, or a Sterling pushing his cart around the bakery stands?
Fuck all the nerds hating on this, full english is the GOAT breakfast. Would kill for this right now
Baaaaased
That’s not a supermarket
>tfw go to waitrose and buy the cheapest items
I think they get people saying hello and sometimes asking for selfies, but when they go to the same places every week people get used to them and mostly leave them alone.
mfw my morning breakfast is just 2/3 slices of bread with tuna paté, peanut butter and a cup of cheap lipton tea. has been like that for more than two decades
> 2/3 slices of bread
Raw bread for breakfast? You're an animal
The two Aldis here are Aldi (budget) & Trader Joe's (mid-high end & specialty), while Lidl is just now starting to get into the US market in a meaningful sense to compete with Aldi. Don't have a local one yet.
Others don't exist here afaIk.
Is it at least whole-grain bread?
me too pal, but with hummus or peanut butter
Costco is fucking great for imported stuff. You just have to need, well, a lot of it.
if it's a good bread toast is a waste of time
just bread, sometimes baguette bought 2 days ago.
old habits difficult to kick out. mind you I was born in a shithole slavic country where this was the norm and it has stuck with me ever since. Probably the reason I'm a 10% body fat lanklet
What is that fried thing behind the eggs?
Hash brown. Grated potato, reformed into a nice shape with seasoning and then fried.
Hash brown doesn't belong in a full English accept the truth, the only carb should be fried bread
I saw Zlatan Ibrahimovic at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Sorry I don't listen to the opinions of spackers
>Bielsa
he's right user
as good as hash browns are, they shouldn't really be there traditionally. Bubble and Squeak or potato scones are acceptable
you have to some goofy ass nigger living in random states that have little to do with each other to know all these
take a roadtrip
have sex
live a little
just because you drove through iowa once and picked up 3 things from a hyvee means you can rank it nignog
Bieber in the living room.
>3.) Trader Joe's
it's just a poor man's Whole Foods, how can it be higher than Whole Foods?
>Costco is fucking great for imported stuff.
holy shit wut?
Please visit Gourmet Garage or Dean & Deluca in NYC, or Meinhardt in Vancouver.
>cigar
>whisky
You sound like a try hard 21 year old virgin mate ngl
What is a potato scone is it a northern thing? I know Irish people have potato bread with their version
Yeah I think so. I remember having a Scottish breakfast in some shitty fry up place in Magaluf years ago, and it came with a 'tatty scone'.
it absolutely means that I can m8
I'd rate the shit out of Buc-ee's too if it qualified as a supermarket
>Whole Foods
absolutely gone downhill since it became a meme megabrand store
it was a good organic-focused market and now it's just Amazon's version of a Wal-Mart grocery
>he didnt take 4 240mg sixnines and 9 bumps of ketamine last weekend
is this /shill/ ?
top fucking laugh
>footballer wearing socks
Didn’t he get the memo?
yeah, Tesco is fuming right now that they didn't think to advertise on a Cambodian pokemon trading card site
its all a shill to get americans to shop at greggs, you've uncovered the conspiracy
>tfw my breakfast consists of black coffee, biscuits and valium
>holy shit wut?
>Please visit Gourmet Garage or Dean & Deluca in NYC, or Meinhardt in Vancouver.
Ok I'll get right on that when I have several days and thousands of dollars to spend a trip to the grocery store.
What kind of a shithole is this ''great'' britain, jesus it's good you're leeaving the eu.
even fucking edeka has a nice salad bar
>british "humour"
If you don't shop at a local coop you're a fucking cretin.
If I tried to live off what I can buy in the co-op near me, my diet would solely consist of Rustler's burgers and Ginsters Sausage Rolls.
Hash browns are objectively superior to the other options and when you eat as much indian shit as you people do, hashbrowns are the last thing you should be excluding from your diet
Fucking dipping fries in curry you degenerate pigs
I'll HEEMA you in a minute
Mines black coffee and a banana, fuck cereal and fuck toast
My mate used to work in a co-op in the fancy seafront of swansea and saw a few of their players, he reckoned they werent getting mobbed but they were getting a few people saying hi
Fucking disgusting
Can't be arsed with the slags!
Did I say that correct?
I used to work in Homebase part time years ago in Catford, and you used to get a lot of Palace and Charlton players in there. I showed Graham Stuart where the picture hooks were. And I remember serving the old Palace goalkeeper, either Kiraly or Speroni and just remember him smelling like he'd smoked 20 Benson.
Breakfast is a jewish conspiracy. Start intermittent fasting.
I have breakfast and intermittent fast from 4pm to 6am
>intermittent fasting
oh god they actually fell for it. the internet is hilarious
Good goy
>is a fat bastard
Ruh roh
Old graphic, the new Aldi Süd logo looks like that now, too
Don't think I've ever been to a Morrisons. Is it more common in the north?
no its everywhere poor and is based
i'm in Liverpool and Morrisons is too expensive for me lad. I'll stick with Asda and Iceland
It is the king of supermarket bakery/deli/butcher/fishmonger counters
Nice. I think we have every other supermarket in the UK within a 30min drive from where I live except Morrisons.
get a load of this goy
no there's a big one near me in essex
>Netto
fucking hell that's a throw back, even Aldi and Lidl are still going. Haven't a Netto or Spa in yonks.
top kek
what, they told me since ever it was the most important meal. thank gods i never trust a swede.
almost spit my juice. kek
Pound a pop nowadays
I was standing behind Jens Keller (former Schalke manager) in my local beverage shop once. He only bought the most expensive german premium water
Nettos are like this everywhere in Germany even if they opened up a few months ago.
Hit is good but a family owned firm which has most of its markets in NRW so doubt many germans know it
yes but you can always trust varg, unless you're a devout christian
Scottish breakfast > that shite they peddle down south
Not gonna lie, british breakfast looks like shit
Going to have a fry-up for my tea after seeing this thread.
>(in the freezer section lol)
like opening the freezer and sitting next to some mccain's chips
(as if someone would do that lol)
/M&S/ reporting in
Based /Warwick/
I wonder if this stupid little cunt has to have his own spastic little trolley he pushes round like a wanker. Puts a tin of beans in it and it's full up.
user NO!
Looks like a full English but made out of cardboard
Puttering
why does he wear tight fitting clothes?
nobody wants to see his grotesque deformed body
OH NO NO NO MOGGED BY A MANLET
Imagine just randomly picking him up and throwing him into the milk, then when it explodes just walk off like nothing happened
California is the biggest shithole in the USA
holy fuck, is this LA??
>tfw probably going to LA next summer
wish me luck lads ;_;
did a country bumpkin make this video?
most US cities have shit street/areas. I was warned not to walk down certain streets in Brooklyn because Id get shot
How do we stop the rise of the German's Aldi and Lidl?
nah this is LA that was San Francisco
yeah multiculti areas are shitholes
"country bumkin" aka all white areas are nice as fuck comparatively and have no crime
Same when I went to the UK but it was acid attacks and knives. Was told you couldn't walk 2 blocks away from tourist areas. Even your white people are animals which is pretty disturbing
lower our prices to match theirs
tourist bits are fantastic though so at least theres that
True. Brooklyn doesn't have much tourist shit. The only nice areas are boring residential areas.
Well that's complete nonsense
This is total rubbish, there are no 'no-go zones', the only areas you could possibly suggest avoiding are the big council estates and youd never have a reason to go there anyway, like going to the projects in some US city. Nearly all our violent crime is gang related and nowhere tourist areas dumdum don't believe /pol/
what have they done to those tomatoes
kek'd
Cool post
Why the fuck there's two kind of Aldi?
Two brothers who founded Aldi - one wanted the shop to sell cigarettes, the other didn't. So they split the shops.
back in the day when the wall of berlin was up germany was split into communist aldi and capitalist aldi
That's even more mythical than Rome's founding
Internationally, Aldi Nord operates in Denmark, France, the Benelux countries, Portugal, Spain and Poland, while Aldi Süd operates in Ireland, Great Britain, Hungary, Switzerland, Australia, China, Italy, Austria and Slovenia. Both Aldi Nord and Aldi Süd also operate in the United States with 1,600 stores as of 2017 (and is the only country to have both Nord and Süd stores outside of Germany)
looks like freedom to me, don’t like it? FUCK OFF
>thread about Europeen grocery stores
>seething flyover comes in to complain about L.A.
living rent free baby
Believe it or not, the cigarette story is true. But the brothers didn't hate each other unlike Rudi and Adi Dassler.
Rudi and (((Adi)))
think he was a literal nazi
Thank you Dutchanon for trying to do something about our crazy alcoholic culture
Based
which one sells cigarettes now? I usually get mine at Spar or the local offy
Funny thing is I've always preferred puma boots but think adidas look nicer
>Puts a tin of beans in it and it's full up.
Fuck's sake.
Rudolf spent time in jail during denazification while his brother mysteriously got more and more shoe contracts, while abandoning his widowed mother and splitting apart the family
>Mix potatoes with mayonnaise
>Call it salad
German humor, I guess.
>eggybread
eggy fucking bread. you sound like a 5 year old.
its called french toast
Jamie Oliver calls it eggy bread and he's a chef, are you even a chef?
>Camden Town is a no go zone
jesus fucking christ
Some dude on the till at Aldi told me this story once when I asked where I could buy cigarettes.
PA can be so fucking stupid sometimes