/heem/ - Natty GOAT Edition

Do you lads have employment?

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Proceeded to lose to two fat WWs in the space of two weeks thus cementing his status as the worst UFC champion of all time

Champ Shit Only

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Name 1 good Tony win

How many belts does Yoel have?

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Tibia

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RDA

The people living in his walls

Is RDA everyone's best win?

Gautama KOs shankara in the first

Bisping fought a 46 year old, a fat formerly retired ww, and a another fat ww for his last three fights. Beast of a legacy.

El Cucuy runs through khabitch every day of the week and twice on tiramsu tuesdays

t.former Dustin bandwagoner

Pretty much, he's still good haha

Yes. He's flushed now. Khabib beat him before he was elite and Tony beat him after Eddie flushed him. Plus all the RDA wins at WW are overrated tbqh he was flushed and undersized there. He gets rated highly because he had a good run at LW once.

Dustin did the impossible boys he finally ended the Khabib meme

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>implying dustbin has fans
My boys have always been Tony, Cowboy, Ryan Hall and the natty GOAT

REDDIT
SHIT
ONLY

At least shill something new, god damn

Name ONE (1) fighter, in or out of the UFC, in the entire world, who isn't a flushed can

>Khabib beat him before he was elite
Khabib beat him when he was elite

>He's still good
No. Name a non-flushed, non-can fighter he's beaten in the last 5 years.

Costa

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You sound like you drink lots of onions

Imagine being an american cuck and backing the mudslime over the true champ, Tony Ferguson, from their own home country. The absolute state of american posters.

It's so trash.

Have you guys heard that AXS TV is basically done with MMA

>gets schooled for 12 rounds to a ''''''''majority decision'''''''' by Floyd
>loses twice against an ancient hapa and gets bailed out by corrupt judges
b-b-b-b-b-beast of a boxer my guy

No, rda's only notable win before the Khabib fight was canboy. Khabib is considered elite now, rda was just good. In reality though, rda was an overrated can crusher.

Wrong timeline bro. You are looking for the one where hilldog win

-y banger

All of them

>Hey bro, wanna have sex with my girlfriend? She stopped having sex with me after I lost to TJ, and she needs a bull for the night. She's pretty ain't she?

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Kevin Lee isn't flushed.

no thanks I'm not interested in gonorrhea

>I'll fuck her, but I want you to prep me with your pretty boy mouth and watch.

Yoel would've murked bispiss
Soldier of god bless

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>*giggles*
>okay!

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I heard another user mention how women in MMA been just dead since Rousey and JJ fell off and I agree wholeheartedly

I hate to compare one of the greats to a woman but Shevchenko is a female GSP but without the adversary, she is a great pillar of idealness when it comes to a woman, kicking ass while looking damn good at it but is not so great when everyone is such a can(but to be fair Rousey was big can crusher for the most part aswell), she needs good competetion/heels to be a star, she has the potential but she can't really carry a division with her personality

then theres Amanda Nunes, while she dominates like no one has ever seen I really respect how she is the only "double champ" that bothered defending on the previous weightclass on the first belt, actually willing to jump back and forth in weight and defend on 2 classes, I just can't really give a shit when she has no personality and is ugly asf, I mean what is the point of having a femme fatale when the "femme" isn't there it? also makes it all less impressive to see these dykes dominate when they lack feminity, I mean JJ is ugly too but atleast she is feminine, Nunes just looks a man beating a woman all the time with the exception of Cyborg so who tf cares anymore

Take care of you underwear man, Imma fuck you

damn Gastelum made Bisping look like he was forced to give a blowjob bouncing his head like that

Okay casual

>amanda nunes
>no personality and ugly asf
fuck you. say that to my face and I ream the shit outta you

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>Kevin Pee isn't flushed
I think you'd be surprised

Great Khali with make up

Nice meme you redditfag

What are you talking about I not understand your English you are crazy guy brother

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Cringisimo

bantzaflushed Al Laquinta

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Khabib literally left every fight he had unbattered and unbloodied

even Jon Jones has been bruised up after a fight

>Casual
His best wins are Benson, cowboy, Pettis, Diaz, and a flushed Lawler. Benson is the only non-can mentioned (although Benson lost to Canboy right after losing to RDA).

>Benson lost to Canboy
This is how I know you're a casual and a sherdog warrior.

You hear a lot of people saying they can beat Khabib or they can "still" beat him but let me ask you this. Did you ever hear someone say they could beat Tony?
Case closed.

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Jon has fought against non-manlets and has fought much more often than Khabib. Jon also has more high level fights than Khabib, he has more ufc title fights than Khabib has career fights in the ufc. Khabib is great don't get me wrong, but you have to factor in level of competition.

How do we solve the rear naked choke problem?

depends was this a healthy pettis? dude is injury prone as fuck

sure everyone gets hurt in a fight but he outright loses his weapons

based

Benson robbed Frankie

No one considers Tony in the GOAT discussion

Khabib, Conor, Gaethje can all beat Tony

Khabib just beat a champion that killed a champion with relative ease

no one considers your mom in the not taking it in the ass discussion

You are posting right where the most intellectual fite fans consider exactly that.

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>no one considers your mom in the not taking it in the ass discussion

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It's easiest choke to defend in the world, just 2 on the wrist not around your neck

*punches your head out of the way and slips the arm around your neck*

That's a funny way to say Dustin Poirier. He beat a featherweight to get the interim belt. He wasn't a champion lol. You can get stripped of the interim anytime it's just a number 1 contender title. Dustin only had a 3 fight win streak before fighting a featherweight to become an "interim champ" for some reason. Not to mention he was saved twice by the refs against the only other good wrestler he recently faced. Conor was a more impressive win. Conor could convincingly beat Eddie, Dustbin could not.

Just don't move your head lol. Unless you've got a retard ref it won't be stopped from such punches with absolutely nothing behind them.

Unironically wouldn't for the sole reason she has had sex with Cody.

*still holding on to your other wrist while turning around*
woah

PRAISE OUR LADY GUADALUPE

CHAMP SHIT ONLY!

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I promise you if I punched your head in that position you'd feel it

And will it end the fight?

>Relative ease
>Says he was almost finished
>Saved by the bell from a submission
Look I like Khabib, but don't pretend Dustin was some world beater because he beat Max Holloway at lightweight and don't pretend he won with ease. At 2:05 he talks about almost getting finished youtu.be/I47_jCtfYlE If you have seen the Alavrez fights you'd realize Dustin was not on Conor's level.

If USADA didn't exist we'd have WMMA fighters like this

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After you get stunned, start bleeding, and stop moving yes. You seem to think you aren't a can which is laughable.

you're right, he beat Connor lol

We also wouldn't have soibois complaining about juicers

I know all I'm saying was Conor* was a much more impressive win than Dustin. Dustin was never a champion Conor was.

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How many rematches has Conor lost?
How many rematches has Khabib won?
Thats what I thought

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You absolute retard, nobody has ever been stunned from an arm punch like that.

Seething worm lol

Missed you spammy

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Funny how you're hindsighting so hard right now. Yeah bro in hindsight no one gave Dustin a chance bro

>never gonna kiss Macedo
>never gonna have sex with Joanna
>never gonna watch Michelle Waterson porno
>never gonna see Felice Herrig's asshole
>never gonna get to stamp on Cris Cyborg's head

Why even live?

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nobody knows what the dude in his walls said

This is the same loser

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Has Conor ever lost a story of the fight? He won the Khabib story after he got jumped by Khabib's crew of goons.

Khabib never needed a rematch, Khabib was never bloodied by a featherweight(s)

wrong

Nope. Not me.

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Who revved the obese jobless loser?

You just outed yourself as a manlet. My fist is probably bigger than your head.

Tapping to a squeeze wew

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>khabib sits down on the stool, confident in how the fight is going
>another decision win for sure
>wrestlefucking Tony just like he has everyone else
>but somethings different this time
>khabib looks up
>he sees Tony standing there with a grin on his face
>he should be on the stool
>at least his face is all bloody, usually khabibs opponents don’t look this rough
>it’s looks pretty weird though, there’s no visible cut, just a spray of blood spread around his face
>khabib puts his hand to his own face
>khabibs stomach sinks as he brings it away, he’s bleeding heavily
>that’s his blood covering Tony’s face
>he looks up at the display screen, >he barely recognises the face he sees
>he starts to panic, he’s never seen so much of his own blood
>he looks back over at the man standing across from him
>Round 2

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ring card girl division when?

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It's true. He was a huge underdog. Thinking Dustin had a chance after being mounted by Eddie was just wishful thinking. If you think Dustin was a legitimate champ in a division where Tony and Khabib existed I don't know what to tell you. This general also memed about Smiff beating Jon, but I don't think anyone actually believed it.

>More larping autism
Yikes!

Based

Tony was mounted by Lee and a chinlet. Khabib fucks him up

It's a submission bud. You would have tapped too.

>let's talk now
>b-but is only b-buisness
>made Gooby tap like chicken
>got rekt in a fight herb had fixed for him
>implying jumping on you opponents entire squad right after murdering him isn't the biggest CHAD move in MMA history
>Gooby's walkout song singer fucking converted to Islam

nah Khabib absolutely won the story

You clearly weren't here in the lead-up or reading MMA analysts say Dustin was Khabib's first real challenge. You're just a hindsighting know-it all. All those points are valid but they were valid before the fight happened but now you're like, "I knew it all along!" when you were probably part of the naysayers.

I'd never tap to a face squeeze bud

Smith dominated Jones with impenetrable turtle defense

Heeminder that Gaethje has as many wins in 2019 as Khabib, Tony, and Conor COMBINED.

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unequivocally based

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Based
Kevin pee outwrestles khabib

Against cans that they've both already beaten.

Dillon Danis vs Jake Paul is literally the only thing keeping this “sport” alive.

>literally breaks your jaw from absurd amount of pressure be applied

best ring girl

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Cando Cannata had Tony on skates and the fight should've been stopped.

Did your fat fingers gas out from hitting ctrl v and upload image you colossal loser?

gotta love how Gaetje looks like an overgrown baby

he's like a mini roid-free Lesnar

>submitted by RDA

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Do you remember when Khabib was BEHEADED by michael canson

>heems arianny inside 2 rounds

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No I don't cause I don't live in an alternate reality

Gleison won against khabib

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women are repulsive

Khabib has never been dropped or cut in any fight he's been in meanwhile Tony gets rocked, dropped, hurt, wobbled, cut, staggered, blitzed in every single fight he's in. Dude's a can. Poor man's Dustin.

Lando isnt bad at all
Him vs teymur was a banger

Camila is better

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...

>Reading mma analyst
>Saying this is Khabib's first real test
You're right I didn't read them and look how wrong they were. I think you weren't here in the lead up. The Eddie fight was mentioned non-stop when asking why Dustin has a chance. Not to mention the fact Michael Johnson knocked out Dustin and Khabib dominated MJ. Not sure why you're trying to hype up a guy who cried after tapping. People were just making memes like this because it's fun. Again, same thing with Smiff or even Heem Day Marreta (although he did much better). People always meme against undefeated fighters and sports teams too.

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>Khabib has never been dropped or cut in any fight
Its almost like Khabib always fights strikers...whoa!

My man

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Could you have made a worse pick? You really like your ethnic girls don't you.

Khabib ducked Cowboy twice

wew

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>Still spamming cringe shops after Dustin got flushed
You're embarrassing

What?

I don't mind Khabib he's a great fighter, it's just the cazzie 229ers who want to pretend he's the goat that make me hate him.

>Ducking a mega-can
Yeah for sure bee and Jones is ducking Luke

Nah he fought against a wrestler once, and got a controversial win against him. really just put a good wrestler against khabib and the meme would die off, which is why GSP is gonna merk him.

disregard I read that wrong, I'll take the L

post a better one

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>Makes up an imaginary problem to hate

>Missing the whole point of my post
Acquire reading comprehension you dense motherfucker

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Nah the threads were filled with cringey shops like yours

He did look it up cazzie. It was during Khabib's two year vacation that he ducked him. Jon has never been offered a Luke fight dumbass.

>GSP
Looked like shit at 217. Prime GSP is another story

There's some cazzie in here comparing Khabib to Jon. Not to mention the Jordan poster.

A fight falling through =/= Ducking
The real joke here is you think cowboy at any point in his career was ever a threat to any top 5 fighter.

Tony

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Is it true Dustin almost had Khabib?

prime GSP would annihilate khabob inside 2 rounds

I know they were my point is they were fun you dumbass. Can you read?

unironically true
Tony is indeed a can but still not flushed

What is Khabib's answer to this?

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>spammy shows up
>no jordan to be seen
Hhmmmmmm...

>They were fun
Only to spastics like you. You always do this, you hype up a fighter and when they lose you go into damage control of "I was just kidding bro" and if they win then you claim to have absolute knowledge. Horrific low-tier posting.

Only real gay left

He turned him down twice. He even cited Ramadan once. When did I say cowboy would win? Someone said Khabib and Tony already beat Barboza and Cowboy and I was pointing out Khabib never fought cowboy even though he was offered him.

He's old, yet khabib never really faced a good wrestler after his "win" with tibau.

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Ok dummy, I go on /heem/ but I'm not THAT much of a degenerate that I save pictures of ring girls on my PC that aren't memes. I believe they call people like you "cumbrains"

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out of the 2 redditspic darlings I will say Masvidal is the better of them, which is ashame I don't see him beating Diaz since he wouldn't be able to KO that tardzombie

Is also ashame since I have nothing against Masvidal at all, but he has some of the absolute most faggot reddit-tier nerds riding his nuts, but yeah he still isn't a cringe wannabe nigger actingly like a highschool try-hard while pushing 40

>habib never really faced a good wrestler
But you said Poirier was a good wrestler. Why are you contradicting yourself?

>You always do this
Don't (you) me like (you) know me cazzie. If you don't want memes get off this website.

Get off /heem/ you bandwagoning casual.

>But you said Poirier was a good wrestler.
??? nice straw man

>Benson is the only non-can mentioned
>prime Bendo is better than prime Pettis
>Casual

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I'm 95% sure Gaethje starches Tony inside 1 round

Are you denying that you said this?

Who the fuck ever said Dustin was a good wrestler?

Reddit hates masvidal for racebaiting. Jorge kills wrestles with science and violence and makes reddit seethe. Jorge is /ourguy/

He's not a bad fighter but I never really thought Bendo was anything special

a beard to soften the impact

>t. Anti-meme Sharia Law observer

He's never even been stopped you fucking retard. Name one good Gaethje KO.

Fine rda beat two non-cans then. I still think he's overrated. He's everyone's best win.

>Are you denying that you said this?
I never once in my life thought that dustin poorier had a chance to begin with.

Pettis, Lando, MJ. What are all these fights you’re talking about?

>Reddit hates Masvidal for racebaiting

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Insanely hot

well some would say you might considering tony ferguson literally wasn't on skates during that fight.

/HEEM/ THIS THREAD SUCKS AND IS BORING

CAN WE GET SOME MEANINGFUL OR FUN DISCUSSION PLEASE!

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>Making me go through archives:
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/95239584/#q95241636

he laid on top of pettis for 5 rounds, anyone can do that

All of them

It was truly an incredible performance. Glad I saw the undoctored footage.

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>tony ferguson literally wasn't on skates during that fight.
>Implying

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tony is clearly barefoot here. as i said before, he literally is not on skates.

Whom do you serve?

>SARUMAAAAAN

Except for Benson apparently, but he probably threw the first dive. Showtime kick could easily have been set up.

Cando put that can on skates and Big John should have called it after the 3rd knockdown

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this is why people think you live in an alternate reality, user.

This is 100% true

streamable.com/wjbpn

Literally on skates LOLOL

i wish you would all die

>talks all that shit
>pays all of those prostitutes
>tries so hard
>still no big pay day
>still no big money fight
>still no title fight
>still no MSG

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First fight*

wew

Everyone dies eventually Marcelo

>Literally on skates
>Barefoot

Poirier wins the rematch tbph

>Still walking around with an outdated fake plastic belt for decisioning a fat flushed LW

Johnson feeds him to the canvas again imo

Askren was winning until he lost

Who's the most autistic UFC fighter?

You have to pick one MMA fighter to bull your wife while you watch. Who do you pick and why?

kek, he's a fucking joke nuthugger

Johnson just got flushed by FW, but it's entirely possible since Dustbin is a can.

I hear him and Masvidal aren't cool anymore?

i pick myself.

Paige VanZant

Name one good Gaethje win, because I can't recall one. I do recall Eddie and Peehead feeding him to the canvas

BJ Penn and Darrenn Till

i think it's just a fake beef tbqhwy, they never straight up say they're not cool anymore

What ever happened to Tony Ferguson vs Khabib Nurmagomedov...?

Tony followed by Ben "I have Asperger's" Askren. mixedmartialarts.com/forums/UnderGround/Ben-Askren-I-have-aspergers:2780407

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robbed 27-1

Colby obviously didn't watch Chael's "The Art of The Bad Guy"

Is Colby still relavant?

BRUH MOMENT user'S MUM EXPOSED

GSP will end the Khabib meme

Conor Mcgregor is in the business of selling fights, not winning fights.

High iq pick

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Jorge said colby didn't pay their trainer and he threatened to fuck him up like a year ago and they haven't spoken since but I don't really buy it seeing as they were still buddy buddy during the Asscream fight

Ngannou

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they don't call him Tony Sperguson for nothing

Ryan Hall

Lando had him on skates

I would rather Jon Jones tweet lines instead of doing lines...

This thread needs more Jon Jones discussion. Thinking about starting a Jon Jones general desu

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Roxanne Modafferi or Tony probably

Do they have to be male?

Do it.

This general is awful on weekdays

He's the goat and makes soibois seethe

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>regurgitating Chaels talking points and not being Chael

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who has a higher powerlevel pfp

Tiranbul Bones or Horsemeat Ubereem?

Anderson is the GOAT

I prefer him doing lines tbqh. Coked up Jon is peak Jon.

I'm undefeated in swimming...

Nobody cares about Jon because he's a nigger and 205 is a bum division

GSP is the goat

Respectable opinion tobh. He had the longest title reign and was beating people up a weight class during his reign.

t. 5 feet flat Tyson

post you are walkout song

youtube.com/watch?v=z97qLNXeAMQ

>Nobody cares about Jon
Go back

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>Nobody cares about Jon
Speak for yourself, cazzie

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wow, that's very cool user

Yeah, discussion sucks today, it's because the no lifers here don't post good stuff they just post repetative shit (half of which is just old Instagram pictures of female """fighters"""), the people who actually have jobs come here after and offload pure content because they're in the normie world and when they come here they let all of the autism go with finely tuned posts.

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is there another fighter that flushes his opponents as thoroughly as ngannou?

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Hey Faggots,
My nameh is Amanda and I heichi every single one of you. All of you are fat, hetarded, weak, no-lifes who spend every second of their day posting about "friggin bears dude" and "your second favorich female fycher". You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pusy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to scat porn.
Don't be stranger. Just hich me with your beschy shot. I'm pretty much perfectch. I am DOUBLE U effa c champion, have defended chree times and walky off KO'd a man. What sports do you play, other than "making Dane a Wych think you should be CM Punk's next opponent"? I also get performance of the nighch bonuses, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just ate me out; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch!

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Serious question, why hasn't anyone simply just timed a flying knee on Khabib's rat jaw? It'd be hard, but definitely not impossible. Especially if you drilled flying knees to counter takedowns in camp. I mean what do you have to lose? You might get taken down? He was going to take you down anyway, and you'd have spent much more energy trying to fend him off. Energy that could be spent standing back up to try for another knee.

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TJ is looking rough these days

gooby tried to do it but it didn't work

Heem kino youtu.be/r9BCWPg7qkA

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glad you liked the vid

youtube.com/watch?v=IADyl2Rf9gg

both Connor and Dustin both tried Khabib dives too love for a knee

he needs to be kicked Moraes Style

GSP would have fucked him up badly. Like the Chael fight but if Chael wasn't absolute shit. In reality, Anderson was just a decent striker that seemed elite because he was fighting slow, flat footed wrestlers with no striking defense.

Based and truepilled

you're in the club and this guy walks up to your gf and says DAJIA HAO WO SHI WANG GANG 6 inches away from her ear, what do you do?

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*too low

but yeah in the laquinta fight I believe you can see how low when he dives for the ankle and raise it all the up for a take down

Shevchenko's looks are pretty average, she looks like a normal blonde woman in her 30s and every fight of her is boring as fuck

Nothing since my girl likes big dicks

"i-i just wanna say i'm sorry"

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*every female MMA fighter is boring*
FTFY

double leg, transition to mount, gouge eyes.

Kek also very based

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Who the fuck is the Khabib girl? She annoys the fuck out of me. I mean how miserable must your life be that you smugly take pride in someone else's achievements?

Just because based sexy cajunboi Dustin couldn't do it doesn't mean someone else can't

I MISS MAZZAGATTI!

Eddie would have ended the Khabib meme so hard and I will forever hate Marc Goddard for denying us this

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Eddie couldn't even touch Gooby with his shitty wrestling

It's khabib's underaged wife. look into it

Imagine crediting all of Jon's success to one little Pictogram. I mean do you know how small that is? It's like a pinch of salt in an Olympic sized pool. A tiny little pictogram.

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Joanna, Valentina, Jessica Andradynous, Rose, Waterson, Cyborg, Holly, Nunes, Zhang, Dern (Unironically)

Very fun fighters to watch IMO

I'm sorry I mean I don't watch any female fighters period.

>fertitta brothers bow to Ali
>in contact with aliens
>rumored to possess psychic abilities
>controls the UFC with an iron, but fair, fist
>owns MMA gyms all over the world
>direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first performance institute on Mars (Las Alivegas will be the first city)
>owns basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer fighters will be Ali clients
>said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of JUST BLEED and unprecedented heems with him
>Owns USADA labs around the world
>Your boy was likely just flagged by USADA right now
>Learned fluent Dargwa in under a week
>Ali is 41 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human manager

In reality, Ali is timeless agent existing in all points of time and space.

Ali will guide humanity into a new age of heems, combat and negotiating

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jon being retarded really helped him there

this, Valentina is just fucking boring, but she's fighting so many bums now that she might actually finish some fights

Reminder that if you've ever illegally streamed a fight you can't judge fighters for potentially juicing as they are both breaking rules everyone is expected to follow.
The redpill is realizing rules are webs that catch flies, but not wasps.

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she had a KINO-tier headkick on Eye this year atleast

ive never paid for a ppv ever and support juicing, definitely wont be paying now that it's full of dykes and flabby cans

Pictogram is now the official pronunciation

my walkout song
youtube.com/watch?v=1MQUleX1PeA

*orchestrates 9/11*
*gets away with it*

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Based and Redpilled, same here

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Pride was better than UFC. literally no weight cuts, everyone was on roids, constant fights with big weight differences. just pure fun.

why is he standing in front of a jewish man?

Hearing rumors of a Rizin-Bellator co-promotion on NYE. Fedor-Rampage, Bader-Jiri, Cyborg and Barnett are also out there

Why did you (You) me?

Askren literally has sperg syndrome

That reminds me of cazzies going muh competetion to discredit Fedor's run while at the same time going muh everyone is on roids

which is a self-defeating argument since Fedor is fighting at a literal higher powerlevel

why he got that night king head

Love Bisping
Love Yoel
Love England
Love Cuba

HATE Bolivia

FUCK BOLIVIA desu

You sound like a casual that think they're a hardcore.

Valentina is very fun IMO, like all fighters it's all about the matchup and who they fight, take Maia for example, I can't be bothered to explain but if he has a bad matchup the fight will be shit, if he has a good matchup the fight is good, he doesn't care about crowd reaction and will fight how he wants, opposite of that would be Mike Perry, fights for entertainment. Valentina is fights to win, not to entertain for the most part.

>TONY BROTHA PLS I HEF TO FITE GSP

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Based

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Bassdo

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What is your maximum bench press for 5 repetitions?
>425 x 5

Who is your favourite female fighter?
>Sarah Frota

There can be no peace pussies.

aspen ladd looks like THAT?!
instagram.com/aspenladd

I LUH YOU CUBA
I LUH YOU YOEL
I LUHHHHH YOU MIKE

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Can someone explain to me why he looks like a midget? Is it the neck tattoo, the small shoulders?

I'm watching Batman: Hush right now and I really really wish DC would do an adaptation of the Venom storyline for the animated universe.

he's a skinny midget

Adult sized head on the body of a 13 year old

The Cubans should have dropped that missile straight at your faggot idiot presidents head you burger eating bastard

>Can someone explain to me why this 5'7 guy looks like a midget

What else would you watch while Tyrone is pounding your wife for 90 minutes?

Absolutely based.

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Yeah, people actually wanna have sex with her too, fucking preposterous

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Tattoos make you look smaller and he is genuinely small. Probably walks around at 160 or something like that

>MMA
>Real sport

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Lukas: juri marsakad kaisid veel eelmine aasta ikka tunduvalt tihedamalt

you see joanna's instagram lately god fucking damn more like joanna TENrzejczyk

Did you ever get banned for posting this or was it just deleted every once and awhile?

If people were smart and realized that fighters should only be considered and rated by their prime years, they would realize that Anderson Silva is the GOAT. Is Michael Jordan judged by his time with the bulls or his time with the Washington Wizards?

Nah, I don't follow womens Instagrams who I don't know IRL mate

what's the mma fighter equivalent of seething over the soviets invading estonia 80 fucking years ago?

I love the fact that masvidal called out all these one dimensionsal wrestlers for the frauds they are. If khabib decides to man up and move to 170 he's in for a world of trouble.

>Nah, I don't follow womens Instagrams who I don't know IRL mate

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Is that guy an ambidextrous coomer?

Unironically made me think

>loses

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cope

>Michael Jordan

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So, that disgusting bull dyke orc-looking bitch, Sarah Frota pissed hot. Two year ban. Happy I won’t have to see her ugly face on my TV for a good while.

That's like saying Royce Gracie is the GOAT

Call it what you want man I'm still right, he's not gonna move to 170 because he knows there are talented wrestlers waiting for him in the top 5.

>t. Issues

>conor
Who?

Ngannou is gonna fuck up Stipe in the rematch unfortunately. His punches look stronger compared to pre-220 Ngannou

Thank god, that cunt is utterly revolting.

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You good over there brotha

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Is the RockholdGreece still on heem?

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incredibly high iq response.

>zilch chamberlain
he would get bodied by luc longley and ric smits

Looks like she fell asleep babysitting and the kid draw some shit on her face

What ever happened to Tony Ferguson vs Khabib Nurmagomedov...?

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Heem, does anyone have a reaction MMA meme similar to this pepe that I can save in my heem folder?

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lol

>that right hand when Rockhold is already down

Jeremy Stephen's has never faced anyone like Yair Rodriguez...

>Toilet Till
>Latrine Ladd
>Urinal Urijah aka team Omega Manlets
>Outhouse Ortega aka T-CTE Roidtega
>Gent's room Gustafsson aka Anus Gus
>Restroom Rockhold aka Flushed Puke Cockhold
>Washroom Woodley aka Tyreese Snoozley
>Men's room McGregor aka Gab Gooby
>Potty Poirier aka Pissoir Poirier aka Dustbin Poorier
>Loo Lee aka Gevin-up Pee
>Cesspool Cerrone aka Clogboy Cerrone
>Diaper Dodson
>Chan Sung Dung
>Doo Doo Choi
>Kakalina Kohlercowicz aka Dookie Kookie
>Bathroom Borg
>Portajon jones aka Junkheap Jones
>Scat Zingano
>Cholera Gadelha
>GloryHoley Holm
>W.C. D.C. aka Drainpipe Daniel
>Khapiss "The Bagle" Nurmagopoopoo aka Khabozo Urinegaymedoff
>Ben Rotsmell
>Pissrael "The Last Stoolbender" Adesanya
>Blendin Shart aka Sexuality Hybrid
>Commody Garbrandt
>Diarrhea Dos Santos aka Face Plantos
>Poobert shittaker akd Doobby Wheetkaker
>Valenpeener Shitstinko aka Foul Bullet
>Stinkpee Miocic ake Sleepe Stenchic
>Rose Namurinas aka Thud Rose
>Alistair Diarrheem aka Pottychair Odorstream aka Garbagepail Urinestream
>Shogun Pooa
>TakePee Sperguson aka El Cacuy aka Tony El-Poo-Poo-Wee Ferguson
>Soil Stack Smith aka LyingTurd
>Wandiarrhlei Silva aka Uma C-T-Eicia
>Farticio Werdum aka Febrezetheroom Offumes
>VolCAN Poozdasmear
>NateCan Diarrhiaz
>Henwee "The Cringelord" Cepoodo
>Cumarpoo "Nigerian Sewer" Poosman
>Min Hollogay
>AlexCANder VolCANovski
>Crap Barry
>Cuckby "Cuckos" Cuckington
>Rafael Poos Canjos aka Raphael dos Baños
>Grug Sharty
>Lames Dick
>Franpiss Manguano
>Dirtdick “Black Fece” Lewpiss
>Tai Pooivasa
>Yarear Rodrepiss
>BM Punk aka CM Puke
>“Smellin’“ Sam Alvpee
>aCANda Lionpiss Poonez
>Boy's room benavidez aka mr Olivi
>hard-stool sterling
>Jorge "inbred" Massivepile
>Ass Rotten
>Puke Thomas
>Jackoff Slack
>Shitt Okamoto
>Faggy Shartin
>Pissuania
>Peeden
>Poozil
>United Cumdom aka Poonited Pissdom
>Bumgaria
>Bumerica aka PooSA
>Germanpee
>Peece
>Pissreal
>CANada
>Binland
>(You)FC
>UFSeethe
>PooFC
>CUM Championship
>Pissin
>Smellybore
>MMgay

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My boy isn't on here. Based. No I won't tell you their name.

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Who is more deserving…Tony Ferguson, GSP or Conor McGregor?

gaetje

he beat cowboy more convincingly

HOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEESSSSSSCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>I may just put you on all fours, put your hand behind your back, and beat you like the thug that you are

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Favorite Max Holloway fight?

LMFAO

WHICH JEW DECIDED THAT COBOL IS STILL A THING IN 2019???????????????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

there are plenty of mini khabib pics in the archive

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Tony hasn't lost since 2013 though so he reasonably deserves the shot

I'm not comfortable having that little girl on my hardrive thank you.

LOLLLL it's been awhile
based and toronto post malone pilled

THOUGHTS ON DEREKS BROTHER BE SERIOUS HERE WITH THIS ONE ALSO THOUGHTS ON PLAYING THE LOTTERY EVERY DAY FOR 20 YEARS AND LOSING EVERY DAY????

when i was going to school there was a CISCO course
it's kind of a long story but someone else pretended to be the instructor and sent gay porn to the superintendent's son who happened to be in the same class and was using the same email address
the instructor was ranting about it saying he was going to pay a lot of money to figure out who did it and he would catch them, so as he was doing this i sent a system wide message calling him a fat bitch and got kicked out of the program and suspended for 3 days

literally laughed aloud afgap8ghapwe8ghapw8hgpa8werhgparewghpargaeritraetbnan

>racist
>schizophrenic
>hates muslims
/ourguy/

i just walked by the TV and HLN channel which is 24 hour generic stupid show about "famous" recent/ current crime cases was doing a story on rabbis commmiting crimes in the united states "ALL OVER THE UNITED STATES" and then escaping justice by moving to israel

IMAGINE TAKING DAYS OFF WORK TO SPAM ON Yea Forums LOOOOOL I SHOULD BECOME A NEET LIKE DEREK AND DO THIS SHIT ALL DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>garbrandt
>not fartbrandt or garbrap

I would absolutely have sex with aspen ladd

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL i'm in shambles

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I would argue Gaetje current performance trumps long term track record

but Tony is overdue for a shot anyways so throw him bone already

Guess this fighter.

Hint: he heemd Cro Cop

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DEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

she's self sufficient. or do you mean down the road? the state after some dark skinned gentlemen pump and dump

>he heemd Cro Cop
and deleted him from the GOAT discussion

>ETHEREUM WALLET
lmfao
god i love batman

THOUGHTS ON CONTINUOUSLY CREATING YANDEX ACCOUNTS???

i keep forgetting that i log into them with my real ip lmfao i'm so fucking stupid

>the state after some dark skinned gentlemen pump and dump
JESUS LOL
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DEREK IM BUILDING A ROOM JUST FOR SPAMMING DOWNSTAIRS ALREADY GOT THE SCRIPT THAT GIVES US THE WORKING PROXIES
2 PCS WITH 2 MONITORS EACH
ONE FOR SPAMMING AND ONE FOR SWITCHING PROXIES
STILL GOTTA ORDER CHAIRS WHICH ONE DO YOU PREFER??? I MIGHT BUY SOME IKEA ONES OR DO YOU WANT THE DXRACERS OR WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED

spammy is flushed. he will never reach the heights he did in his prime

whats worse? losing to Shaub or losing to Serra?

would it even matter if you beat shaub in a rematch?

No joke, I cannot see any appealing features on her what so EVER, face, not attractive, body, fat, no ass, her voice is disgusting, she isn't sexy, nothing about her personality is appealing, she's awkward as fuck, she's not even that good of a fighter. What do you like about her, unironically?

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YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL IM FLYING DEREK OUT
YOU JUST WAIT
WE ALREADY HAVE THE SCHEDULE FIGURED OUT
HE WILL SPAM WHILE IM AT WORK AND IM TAKING THE EVENINGS
THIS IS A COORDINATED ATTACK

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God Bless the Jannys for defeating spammy on the field of battle continuously, truly doing gods work

Honestly, I'm just a horny man. It's not that my standards are low it's just that pussy is pussy for the most part as long as they aren't hideous.

>your IP is: XXXXXXXXX.
lmfaolmfaofmalfmo
im' back babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

DEREK YOU BETTER FUCKING REPLY WITH YOUR THOUGHTS ON

do people without legs use chairs

>lelator
>bellaturd

>he would get bodied by luc longley and ric smits

troll better, mate.

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favourite novel antipsychotic?

how much do electrical engineers in belgium start at btw?

does spammy really not have legs? what's the proof?

Is /heem/ the only general spammy shits up?

i don’t visit other generals but i know i’ve seen him on Yea Forums

That's gotta be my gay, I mean guy, Brendan Schaub

I've only lost one fight in my life

Maybe I'm jaded but I don't even think she's an average looking person, maybe it's because she doesn't wear makeup (or does she), be honest, am I wrong or nah?

If spammy has no legs, does that mean you can kick him in the head or is he considered a grounded opponent

did you win the story and or rematch?

she does wear makeup occasionally but that doesn’t make a difference if you just don’t like the shape of her facial features. i don’t find her attractive and my standards aren’t particularly high

Memes aside just how good is Kevin Pee?

>Yea Forums

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Coral is ducking me

Jeremy "Lil HeemThem" Stephens

I'm here.

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Is Tony Sperg here with his multiple personas? Wild shit guys

I think she is completely average. She does wear makeup on occasion and looks better like any woman does, but sleeping with enough women that are just average without makeup you'll realize it's just a meme. There are very few 10's walking around

Who do you think was living in Tony's wall?

This is kino.

youtube.com/watch?v=OaA9c_QN6ZE

>listens to joey diaz
Found the idiot

I usually don't, but this is a pretty tragic episode.

Post your favorite season of TUF

10

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>goat
>heemed by matt serra

Khabib's first loss won't be from a top level guy. It will be an upset

Why is it tragic?

Yeah, actually I agree with that, you're right. I don't really see Ladd outside of fights and what you guys post on here so I probably have a skewed view on what she looks like, plus she isn't really the type of woman I like.

It's about his divorce and failure to raise his daughter.

I actually listened to that earlier. It was

Tony Ferguson

She's thiccc

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Me vs You. Boca Raton beach. Next to the pier. This Saturday. 2 pm. Don't show your face unless you're ready to scrap, motherfucker.

Would lose to Eddie Alvarez.

Someday I'd like to do a /heem/ meet-up, I was actually over there last week.

It will be Cerrone.

I would rather smash my nutsack with a mallet than see any of you ugly retarded incels in real life

nice on m8

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It's entirely possible. It really is amazing how Conor outclassed Eddie so clearly. It made cazzies think Eddie was a can and made Khabib (and many others) believe Eddie took a dive. Conor was just really dialed in that night, really incredible distance management.

How do professional athletes manage to allow themselves to get fat and looking terribly unathletic when half of their job is reliant on being fit and healthy, cutting weight is easier when you have a lower %BF because muscle carries more water than fat, what is the incentive to be fat in the UFC and not cut/lean?

You aren't worried about some weirdo doxxing you?

Jessica Chadrade

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Interested in finding out who the chaddest of the heemsters is. Bet its an american.

lets meet up

I am worried about that, one day hopefully I won't have to because I'll trust the people I'm about to meet.

Being fat/chubby at least gives you a lot of strength if you work out and actually isn't as bad for your cardio as being super ripped is. It's the DC and Pigg Rigg strategy. Also Fedor.

being cut/lean 24/7 just isn't a reality for most people, athletes included. Just look at retired nfl/nba players just 1 year removed from exercising at a high level everyday

Different bodytypes my dude. Do you really think someone like DC could cut down to a sixpack while still keeping his strength?

I would literally kill all of you

I would literally split decision all of you.

Then do it you fuckboi bitch

What are those marks on wilts inner elbow? Was he on the needle?

Do you think I'm just going to sit there and let you kill me, user?

Has he completely stopped working out since he left the UFC? He looks very bloated and fat in this image.

Unironically not a bad pick

You don't consider tony a top level guy?

Yeah, I feel like DC is an outlier though, also, Hendricks didn't get fat until USADA came in and fucked him up then he started missing weight perpetually and got actually fat, before that he wasn't fat, he was built (for lack of a better word), plus, it always seems like these guys who are fat miss weight at some point in time and it always seems to be a consequence of their weight and diet.

Name one good jeremy stephens win

How would they do in the UFC?

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Doo Ho Choi

cute

Sam Stout

what a beautiful dance

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How do we get The Chris back to being the GOAT?

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you now remember
>5 seconds

khabib ducks both

Who else but RDA

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But you're not a professional athlete, most of these guys are doing it full time, plus I'm not talking about being lean 24/7 looking like Kevin Lee or Costa all the time, I'm talking about looking like Nate, or Mendes, Tony, these guys just look like people who work out at the gym regularly times a week, this isn't like weightlifting where you have off season, you're literally training ALL THE TIME. You can't have someone looking like Ladd or Bryan Barberena, everyone's body holds weight differently but personally I don't think it's acceptable to look that bad.

Some incredible greco on display

Ladd isn't that bad tobh we just post the worst pictures of her to meme

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She looks like a giant retarded baby, how the fuck does an allegedly athletic woman have literally negative sex appeal.

She sounds like one too

what is up heem?

Expected Pajeet to run them both over on purpose at the end tbqhwyf

sarah frota is innocent

>this isn't like weightlifting where you have off season,
mma isn't really one of those sports for aesthetic gains. Ladd honestly isn't that bad, she's just in the wrong weight class so she rebounds back to her natural weight when she's out of fight camp.

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See

Most fighter blow up out of camp because they know they'll lose it all during camp. All they care about is making weight it's not a beauty contest.

I gotta admit, I'd bone this Ladd.

is RDA the GOAT Gatekeeper?

Stun Gun is the gatekeeperiest gatekeeper of all time

cowboy, wonderboy, and gus are up there

If you go by how many fighters he's the best win of I'd say yes. Only cowboy comes close.

Maybe she should move weight classes then, even Darren Till who should not be in WW looked good out of camp, didn't look fat even though he put on a lot of weight when not in camp. I'll admit, she does look good here, but it's for one reason, she's doing media, for a fight, the fight no doubt was in the upcoming days so she was in fight camp condition and not normal weight so here she looks better in comparison to how she would normally look.

Yeah, she looks bangable here.

*slaps your gf on the ass*

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*gets flushed by a chink in less than a minute*

Modelo couldn't ask for better advertising desu

BRAP

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caption that photo

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>Ay yo make me a meme belt to main event at msg with before I flying meme yo bitch ass

Ali isn't Jewish

Any of you guys catch the GSP interview with the Asian milk truck?
youtube.com/watch?v=D8KS1Lg92iw

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Bros I'm calling it. 2020 is the year of the heem. It has been foretold in the emerald tablet and by the most arcane of ancient mysteries

Maybe they should focus on being a more reasonable weight so they can focus their camp on the fight and NOT having to lose absurd amounts of weight. Kind of changing the topic but if people were closer to their walking weight they would look more lean and wouldn't miss weight so much, ie. Lee vs Tony(?), Biracial Angel vs Romero 2, Dern vs Cooper, Till vs Wonderboy, Khabib vs. like 5 different opponents. The similarity is that all of these people get extremly fucking HUGE outside of camp. There's a reason why fights like Edgar, Maia, Conor, Bendo, GSP make weight EVERY single time, because they take care of their bodies outside of fight camps, it's the difference between people who "go on a diet" and people who "change their diet" one is a temporary thing and the other is a permanent dedication in a lifestyle change that you are ALWAYS working on.

Eddie Alvarez has never lost a fight he didn't lose on purpose

I remember Chael talking about somebody who had this philosophy of all staying in shape and never really having "training camps" they just trained all the time. Come to think of it, he might have been talking about Randy Couture.

>mcgregor comeback
>brock vs jones
>Cruz comeback
>khabib tony finally
>ngannou becomes champ
>costa heems adesanya/whittaker
>colby vs masvidal
>zabit vs Rodriguez
>zabit vs Holloway

Lotta payoff for this shitty year

In many ways neither has CM Punk

i think stephens belongs in this goat conversation

>colby vs masvidal
Less interesting than Colby vs. Woodley would have been. Can’t believe we missed the chance to see Colby say the n word on national television

new fred

Of course I'm not an MMA fighter but I agree with this sentiment, I feel that athletes that don't keep themselves fit outside of camp are bound to fail eventually. Floyd Mayweather is notorious for staying fresh when he isn't fighting, almost always ready to start a fight camp at any time, keeps himself healthy and fit.

silicone truck*

You can also add Usman getting stripped

Conor used to be a cutbabby and Edgar used to cut zero weight. If you have no problem making weight there's no issue. You're talking about a small minority of fighters. Plus there is an advantage to being heavier in grappling, even if it is fat. I mean most good fighters do it. If they stay in fight shape all year they could fatigue their bodies from overtraining and potential injure themselves. But I think outside of the heavyweights, most of the fighters worth a shit look to be in relatively good shape all year.

>mcgregor comeback
Doubt
>brock vs jones
Unlikely
>Cruz comeback
Who cares
>khabib tony finally
Probably
>ngannou becomes champ
Loses to Stipe again
>costa heems adesanya/whittaker
Probable
>colby vs masvidal
Doubt it
>zabit vs Rodriguez
Who cares
>zabit vs Holloway
Who cares

*elbows you*

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