Welcome to Man United

*scores*

how the fuck does he keep scoring

already a hat trick

I think most of those genes come from him

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hey it's me ur brother

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Dude is a fucking monster.

He looks very Finnish. Maybe i'm his dad

He will get 2 hat-tricks today

lmao man utd is the one club he will never go to, his family hates them

His family blames Roy Keane for ending Alfie's career. They are wrong because it has been proven beyond doubt Keane's challenge did not permanently injure him, but they are not rarional about it. So he will never join United.

Because anything of that matters in modern football. Have you been living under a fucking rock the past 15 years?

>Håland is also a Leeds United supporter.
Leeds are massive cucks to United though

WTF is wrong with a nordic people face?

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the pride of Finland

Who wasn't during the Fergie years, plus Ridsdale literally ran the club into the ground so they had to sell everybody.

This years De Jong for master race posting. He will be shit next year at Man...... City!

why does he look like a mutant?

basetettu

Welcome to scandinavia

>that denial of the new football hierarchy by United supporters
Holy shit they live in a bubble

Looks like a deformed Gordon Ramsay

they are inbred

He's off to Madrid with oodegod

this, you'd have to severely lack ambition to want to join present-day manure

All you people saying that he won't go to United are forgetting that it was Ole who first unlocked him at Molde. So if the board don't sack him by the end of the year, Haaland WILL come to United before any other English club.

Yeah because being tall and big dicked is a sign of inbreeding. If anything it is the Shitalian manlets with their feminine small chins and hooked noses that are inbred.

He will go to Leipzig when their sperg move to Bayern on free transfer.

Poop got beat by a championship tier club and Klopp got raped by an Italian club not named Juventus. Meanwhile United beat a well coached Leicester and gave England’s brave Jamie Vardy no chance to even sniff at a goal. Recruiting slab head alone turned them from a mid table club to top 4.

The white Drogba

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take the neckpill

Whats up with norge football talents rise in 2019

>Poop got beat by a championship tier club
He also won b2b PLs, one upset doesn't change the fact that Citeh are the best side in England right now
>Klopp got raped by an Italian club not named Juventus
Sure but the same happened last time and he still won the CL
> Meanwhile United beat a well coached Leicester and gave England’s brave Jamie Vardy no chance to even sniff at a goal
Through a dodgy penatly (Manure receive plenty of those for some reason) at home. Hardly impressive.
>Recruiting slab head alone turned them from a mid table club to top 4.
They're not mid table but they're not top 4 either

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Dios mio...

based ngubussen

Wh*te people are so ugly

Only one man can stop him now.

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He’s not white, retard

Imagine looking like that and still being neck mogged by your dad

He would look a lot more normal if he had eyebrows desu

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looks like a British woman

top slag

kek

where's the hijab?

Looks like he was a chad in the making but then somewhere along the process they fucked up

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>yfw he breaks Keano's son's leg

Underrated