Ajax vs Lille OSC

>anime
yikes

not him but imagine putting effort into your 4channel posts lmao

already have their next Ngubu - Osimhen

Easy night to start off this CL run, have fun everyone

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I wish. We're fucking garbage now. Our midfield is Vitesse tier.

If using proper capitalization and punctuation is a lot of effort for you, then that's kind of pathetic. Kek.

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kek ten hag probably thinks he can pull it off this season again so he's focussing CL, except without frenkie this team is fucking dogshit
and now ajax will also choke the league because of this

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For me, it's Vlammetjes, the best snack food
Fucking expensive though

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I'm not expecting much from this year's CL campaign anyway.

Nice training jackets desu

Think Lille can win

holy shit lille is full ngubu

Gebaseerd
Cringe

Wtf are they wearing?

retro jackets or something

they make gorillons each summer selling them to epl

New to Ligue 1 ?

Heb je de tostis met vlammetjes al geprobeerd?

>Martinez and Alvarez
fucking shit midfield

>arent they shit now that pepe left?

no, they have Luis Campos, and they manage to find some 20yo in unknown team for free each year, that they'll sell for 35 millions after a year. They're good.

based serbian refs, ajax wins lol

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They have one of the best scouts in the world, some Portuguese dude forgot his name.

>devoted 1/64th Ajax fan
>stream broken
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Veltman can't go 2 minutes without trying to fuck things up

Always playing with fire

OH NO NO ITS A BENULTY

What are you drinking lads
For me it's pic related

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Do you rate Dest?

Ten Hag can be such a dumbass sometimes. I would've started with Schuurs or put Martinez for him

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era

no, nor is that why I follow Ajax

Tea. Moroccan mint. Pretty nice.

Cranberry tea

>Forgot to buy beers
>No any left

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>playing in CL with a CB duo consisting of Daley Blind and Joel Veltman
Top kek

Also hol' up is that the next GOAT Renato Sanchez the superstar of Portugal that won the European Championship?

Based Haland already scored, this dude is legit.

Earl grey tea

>pickwick
cringe

Promes

Mané just got injured and got subbed lmao

Mongool, je gaat onnodig belasting betalen terwijl je het makkelijk kan ontwijken

Too cold for beers anyway.

Succes

Ackchyually, it's lipton with their fancy triangular shaped tea bags.

the name is Luis Campos. he was in monaco before that.

LOSC invested lots of money in scouting, building their own database and creating their software to exploit it.

???

For me its mexicano

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Yep

Based.

So they just play Football Manager and try to make it appear interesting

Thats no frikandel speciaal though

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For me it's berehap met satésaus en nog sambalsaus als ze het hebben

alright slightly better but still a 'fashionably named tea' with added stuff
try some nice pure loose leaf white tea some time

> (You)
>Thats no frikandel speciaal though
Damn we have so much good food how can other countries even compete

For me, it's a Bamischijf

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fuckkk i want to eat this so bad but got stomach flu

For me it's not being a fat fuck

Forgot this appetizing pic for our foreign friends

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>Need TUDNextra to watch all the games, unlike last year

Fuck these jews at Univision.

They can with literally all other dutch food. Our snackfood cannot be beaten though.

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Wew

Eating our based snacks once in a while =/= being fat
And anyway eating too much of them is not fun at all

big oof

>what is moderation
>what is exercise
come on user, it's not hard

EVERY FUCKING TIME

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Trying to eat healthy, but fuck me this looks good. Cafeteria on the corner of my street...

t. kanker vegetariër

ZIYECH GODDAMN

Post body

fucking hell that would've been goal of the week

It's fine if you eat it once every two weeks (or once every week if you are active).

Just score early 1-0 so I can relax please. Dont wanna sit on the edge of my seat for 80 mins

I weigh 66 kg so you're probably gonna call me a DYEL KEK LMAO and you're actually right

>ziyech shooting

based Nico

No you /fit/ homo. I'm slim af though because I run 70k a week. I also try to live a healthy lifestyle overall.

Based Tadic.

lille getting asswooped

Unpopular opinion: Veltman isn't that bad

>playing against a counter attacking team with the worlds slowest CB's
I like to live dangerously as well

only a matter of time it looks like

ez

>ajax 'dominates'
>lille pacy niggers
2-0 lille before halftime

No, he just goes full retard at times.

GETTING DABBED ON BY PROMES LMAOOOOO

Nice goal, great header from Promes.

YES

he is really good BUT he goes full retard a bit too often

Promes best ngubu

Promes!!!!!!!!

Nice assist from our based Nico

I saw MFW in real life, to be precise, I saw Myfeelwhen in real life, embodied, and it was not pleasant.

He isnt bad, he isnt good. Pretty good to have in your squad though

Blind is honestly worse

promes me a miracle

[spoiler]s-sorry[/spoiler]

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We should really get Dest for NT because Dumfries is retarded.

I laughed

Ajax more like Ajakkes

Why didn't Koeman pick Hateboer or Janmaat?

I'm just trolling and was hoping I could get someone riled up to post their body lol.
70k a week tho, is that not rough on your ankles and knees?

>a 5'9 black winger scores a header against you
>the banlieu of lille

How hard can it be to train up a good left/rightback? In my PES player career I played a leftback and all I do is defend when opposition has the ball and when we attack I sprint up the left side, get the ball and swing it in to Ronaldo who finishes. Unbeatable tactic desu

My feel when is out there

Ziyech so based, too bad he didnt score earlier.
So glad Europe keeps sleeping on him

Shame he's playing for mocro instead of our national team desu

I actually rated Hateboer desu, don't know how he's doing in Italy but when he was at Groningen I thought he had nice potential

I think my tulpa is Myfeelwhen, it's not just mfw anymore, it has a body and mind and soul.

No one actually wants to be a wing back. They're all just wingers who weren't good enough and at one point a coach just put them in defense instead in the least important position.

No, I took care in carefully bulding my mileage and maintaining proper form. It's 50k spread out over monday-friday and 20+ on the weekend on average. I want to further increase my mileage as I'm planning to do the Rotterdam marathon next year.

Renato is trash

Now THIS is a good story.

Tagliafico is so based

Not liking these Lille incursions lads

He looks lost on the pitch.

based veltman rubbing it in

>Lille legitimately has 8 niggers
It's all so tiresome

Are you drinking some special Serbian booze?

But the fancy ones are nice. I only buy them when they're on sale. Usually it's just AH huismerk lemon green tea lmao.

That is literally every french team

Do you still get muscleache? Or is it ez pz

only 7 you racist!!!

It's alright. Speedwork still slays me (as it should), but most of my runs are easy 'slow' ones. No real pain otherwise.

This fucking megaphone is so annoying

What kind of pace do you run at?

Ajax is the first of a number to the rescue of a team that will have a great deal for the club

I love Blind

easy mileage is around 5:20/km I guess. Tempos obviously a lot faster.

Holy fug, I've never seen the moon this big and low before.
It's East btw.

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Hmmm yes quite

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No window in that direction for me

Haland scores a hat-trick, what a madman!

I saw a full moon rise this summer that was kino as fuck

I've never seen your mom this big and low before

Good. About time belgium goes below >us in the coefficient.

Sanchez looks out of shape

RIP your money (if I understand the Genk bet right)

Lopez (new owner) bought the team 2 years ago, without a lot of money, so he put all his remaining money in scouting to find young cheap guy in unknown team who can get better and sell for profit.

it's not their fault that niggers are cheap to buy.

le speedy negro

Yeah, maybe Genk scores two times now lol.

dirty nigger chimping out as usual

CHIMPOUT

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Chimp out?

Why tf does Onana get a card

Based Renato, kinda reminds me of Edgar Davids.

ooga booga

Cuz hes black

Always happens, refs chicken out and often give a yellow card to both teams to make it seem fair.

Sanchez gonna get a red before halftime lol.

He mad

Doesnt the bet mean that Genk has to win? I'm a betting brainlet

because he is a goalkeeper and should stay in his box and probably said some things, this is how refs think

he's black, got a yellow jersey, referee thought he was playing for Lille

Also being a wingback has like no longevity if you have any amount of injuries. Since all you need is pace, gl when you lose it.

Just make him captain then

I wonder how long the "JODEN JODEN JODEN" is gonna last in this political climate

>promes didnt frst touch that like prime bergkamp would to get an ez 2-0 right before halftime

It was never really acceptable, so I expect it will just continue because noone really gives a fuck.

ONANA WITH REFLEX

BASED ONANA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

How's not moving your leg a reflex

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onaGOD

Ffs just score 2-0

GODNANA

How did he miss that rebound lol

Lads, get your slag folders ready.

The fuck

>Serbian referee

split second to react

Based retard referee

what

REFBALL

Is this ref drunk

Haland just scored his 4th goal, this kid is unreal!

Um sweaty keeper positioning is important just for sutuations like these so the reflex doesnt have to be all big and flashy

Kanker scheids

Ayy lmao, wtf ref?

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Livescore says someone else scored the 3rd goal

Wtf is wrong with this ref???

Nah man he's stoned because he's in AMSTERDAM BRO DUUUUUDE SMOKE SOME WEEED BRO

>low iq serbian referee

epic ref

what just happened? stream went out
also wtf is that salzburg genk match?

The goalkeeper was stopping that easly

How much pot is Neres smoking everyday?

SLAAAAAAAAAAGS

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Ahahahahaha belgians were talking shit about dutch football in qualification threads.
5-1 at halftime against Salzburg, what a joke """country"""

State of genk

>because on the pitch, we are all the same. #equality
Then why are there defenders, keepers, midfielders, attackers and referees on the pitch hmmmmm?

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Remember to do some stretches lads. Gotta stay healthy.

>Derksen
When can he just leave television?

Respect for all!
even murderers, rapists etc.

FUCKING HELL IKONÉ BRO WHY

Noooooo you're not supposed to think about that message you're supposed to say #respect and never question anything

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>4-2-2-2
The belgians never stood any chance

All of it, even coffeeshops here down south are out.

>tfw I'm gonna smoke some dank kush to celebrate the inevitable victory

Derksen is gebaseerd maar zou geen analist bij wedstrijden moeten zijn

Ik zou analist bij wedstrijden moeten zijn
>Ze moeten een doelpunt maken om kans te hebben om de wedstrijd te winnen/gelijk te spelen

ikr, Ajax aren't going to keep a clean sheet

This fucking ref

This fucking ref lmao

>Belgian tv shows moments of all kind of different football matches during halftime without stupid commercials
Sometimes I wish I was Belgian so I could have a qt chubby Flemish gf with big milkers

I hope the refs family gets murdered by an Albanian

V A M O S

t. ref

Jajajajaj

EDSON ALVAREZ EDSON ALVAREZ
ERAAAAAAAAAAAA GOLAZOOOOOOOO

lille is shit lol

Flemish gets my peepee hard like you wouldn't believe.

literally who can stop us?

>the bandilieu of lille

>sell zoomers
>sign boomers
>win
enough said

worst lead

I fell in love with some radio show girl when I was driving through Belgium on the way to France
I really should spend more time there to introduce those cute grills to the BDC

fucking koeman call this nig up already

>the liquidator of Lille

>The state of Lille

lille getting kekked on

they sound like kids

Ajax needs to make their third. Finish this shit.

Hot

>West african finishing >West african finishing >West african finishing >West african finishing >West african finishing >West african finishing >West african finishing >West african finishing

Even feyenoord can win against this lille team lol

They're absolutely awful

Maybe that's what user is after

vlaamse cunny

The guys do but girls speaking Flemish is very sensual

ngubu goalies are the future
BASED onana

Now now, lets not go overboard user

...

was talking bout girls
but yes it is verycute

it's time for a cheeky 3-0 from klaas jan super sub

>Inb4 we tottenham it up again

No need for the boomer protocol just yet

Nicoooo

BASED MANLET DOES IT AGAIN

NICOOOOO

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APOLOGISE RIGHT NOW TO AJAX

BASED NICO

>this got second place in the french farmers league
Eredivisie > Ligue lel

()

sorry

BASED NICO WHAT A HEADER

nico is so very based

>getting fucking dabbed on by headers from a 5'9 black winger and a 5'7 left back
>the absolute state of the ville of lille

9th place in coefficient after this victory

POLONAISE

We already knew that, ligue 1 is shit

Kek

So many 0-0 in the other matches

*sluuuuurp*

our EL-shitters will throw it away again.

>lelle

based knvb rigging ajax the easiest cl group

we should annex them 2bh
bring them back

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Feyenoord is actually not half bad and PSV will do okay I hope. AZ is fucked though.

>dilapidated shithole
no thanks, one limburg is enough

Lille? More like #LOLLE

Alle Fransen zijn toch al weg lmke

AZ has an easy group.

???
AZ is literally the 2nd best club in the league right now

It's easy because AZ is in it

van bommel though. and yeah AZ has bigger things to worry about

Rijsel is the biggest piece of shit I've ever driven through and I've done a road trip through bulgaria

Put Siem in

Not so fast

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'ate norf
'ate flat
'ate rendsted

luv souf
luv me hills
luv vlaai

simple as

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He thought neres was falling asleep obviously

based

Noa Mutt

lol

>lang
based kut vmbo'er

Tagliafico is the only manlet I respect

Based messi

>You will never eat frikandelbroodjes and drink energy drink before getting subbed in a CL game

Good choice

>chelsea

We're looking so vulnerable at counter attacks.

>liverslip
>chelshit

>liverpoop

>Cheekly boomers it in the 90'2 minute

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Het is een kwestie van geduld,
Rustig wachten op de dag,
Dat de Maas heel Limburg vult.
Dat de Maas heel Limburg vult.

based

Let's hope Psv isn't gonna bite our ass

Depends if van Bommel is gonna sabotage his own team again lol

Don'yella Maleņ

>Portugal losing
>France drawing or losing
>Russia drawing or losing
>Belgium losing

Coefficients looking juicy lads.

lol psv is extremely JUST this season

Any Lille fans still here?

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Meh it's EL they're playing not CL like last year. Rosenborg and LASK should be ezpk even for the quality they have now.

Tadic is a fraud

It's PSV, those fuckers will always be a thorn in our side

i even respect feyenoord more than psv

I'm gonna take a massive piss try and stop me I dare you

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