Dortmund vs. Barca Official match thread

gonna watch this while smoking weed lads
fuck life

REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS

Is this real??

just watching to see paco dab on farca

messi messi messi

Attached: m.png (619x859, 481K)

>the butcher of Barcelona

Attached: jadon-sancho-marco-reus-und-paco-alcacer-als-joker-mit-1772156.jpg (860x573, 61K)

when i watch Liverpool vs Napoli will they announce if Barca/Dort score? i forget lads. i'm hoping not so i can watch the full replay after it.

Will we get to see MESSI and Fati play together ? I hope so.

Of course

Attached: 1568684485330.jpg (552x690, 75K)

Attached: brc.png (1024x1024, 1.85M)

>ansu fati
the disrespect lmao

>fati

>fati

based

>ansu

this meme needs to end, how come a 16 year old is able to play game after game in the best team in the world?
he's 18/19 probs

Confirmed fati is the next messi.

This is what would have happened without the growth hormone. But thanks to the growth hormone, we have an atomic flea breaking every possible record ever.

>fati
Based Ngubu fuck Dumbele

Attached: Dumbele.png (894x856, 73K)

Attached: EEryiqAXsAAjHuS.jpg (640x640, 53K)

>DORTMUND XI:

Roman Bürki
Achraf Hakimi
Thomas Delaney
Jadon Sancho
Paco Alcácer
Marco Reus
Raphaël Guerreiro
Mats Hummels
Manuel Akanji
Thorgan Hazard
Axel Witsel

SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO

No Wolf No Party

>sancho
>delaney
>hazard
>hakimi
>akanji
>burki

who?

Wolf plays for Hertha now

yikes

Anus Fat confirmed next GOAT

Messi on the bench?

I thought that Hazard plays in Real.

assume so, he was fit and training with the squad the past two days and also travelled with them.

That's his little brother, no joke.

This is THORGAN not Eden.

Valverde only believes in half-retired players so fati must be really good

Tbf he hasn't royally fucked over De Jong too much (yet) so I dont mind Valverdetard atm. Apart from the fact De Jong played in LW against Betis

Fati is a once in a generation talent

>ansu FATI
>isnt american
????

Not knowing of his brother
Fucking pol...

Thank you

why is messoi only on the bench?

On which German tv channel is this game being shown? Football streams are pure torture

injured, was meant to only miss 1 game but went on longer than expected, would be his first game back iirc

i dont think its on free tv

Only on Sky

gay as fuck

Fuck me. Well, torture it is

Attached: 83oQimz.jpg (500x262, 31K)

Stream it, dude

Predictions?

13 - 7

0-1

0-0 with a missed penalty and 2 disallowed goals

Still enough time to sell my shares, based Bundesliga-market-bros?

lads i want to find a girl i can hold and feel happy with how do?

Attached: 1555138383346.jpg (775x975, 377K)

go outside

Join the Brexit party

Just be yourself!

Attached: DV-1682.webm (896x504, 2.62M)

is there any stream?

Streams will start closer to KO.

60fps.live/borussia-dortmund-vs-barcelona/?link=1&utm_source=footybite

hdstreams.club/hd/ch4.php

footybite or usagoals

Thanks

Sure a 240p stuttering lagging arabic commentary stream that will mysteriously end twenty minutes in. I FUCKING LOVE FOOTBALL STREAMS

Attached: 1414553239651.png (436x417, 419K)

the new meme is where they have a stream in full HD, great audio quality, but after 20 mins it shuts down linking to their "homepage"

Just pay the fucking 9,99 per month for DAZN you dumb autists

everyone without gfs take a shower within 24 hours and youll get one

I don't know man. High end hookers usually do the deal for me.

>High end hookers
>India

haha nice try John from Apple support

>take a shower within 24 hours and youll get one
sorry no can do chief

Date an incel.

Attached: 1568737561321.jpg (1206x964, 733K)

streaming :)
streams.notahoneypot.me/

Based Nobby is back

all we have here is golddiging whores
>tfw no mentally ill burger milf gf

this may sound weird but reus is my cousin and he told me this one is rigged, 4:2 for bvb

you will not subvert me

finally a quality stream without any backdraws, thanks Israel you are too kind to us!

WHAT SONG IS THIS AHHHHHHHHH

>Andre Henning
I hate this bald prick

hmmmmm
where can i find one these hot mommies ?
asking for a friend

Attached: 1430673236278.jpg (500x332, 21K)

Why?

where is goetze?

real madrid fan here
just watching it because of ansu fati

>he thinks Barca is going to win an away game
OH NONONONONONONONO HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Lets gooooo bvb

Its good but I know it shit will happen to it soon enough. Maybe not tonight but soon. Thanks though.

FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA FUCK FARSA

>Valverde and Favre
2 cucks

who here rolls reus

thicc

Attached: 1540800564990.png (1280x720, 1.32M)

Because he's screaming all the fucking time
Reeeeeeeeeeeee

>singing you’ll never walk alone

the absolute state

>16 years old
Fuck....i wonder what he is feeling right now

why is the camera so fast holy shit

fugg

Attached: 1567804324009.png (300x304, 49K)

Based Russia

>Messi on the bench

WHAT?

Attached: 3C0B9143-F5CE-4156-8349-9670990A3836.jpg (320x240, 12K)

dubs and reus scores a brace

ur mums tiddies haha

checked, i literally got a headache

no

>3rd kit
Based

ive been running it in some capacity since maybe 2014, but i dont always bother maintaining it

>tfw girl at work and me been talking for a while
>a bit shy but we talk
>says she goes to church
>let's a bit of her incel slip once in a while
>she is cute
>last week find out she is divorced
Lads I think I can make it work.

Attached: 1405024298162.jpg (900x948, 260K)

Haha XD

Because they walked to slowly and they got no time

There's two types of players
The ones who feel the pressure and the ones that are so dumb that they aren't able to feel anything at all
Ngubu is the latter

SABE DE QUEM? DELE... DELE... DELE... DELE... DELE....

eu amo esse cara narrando

>Romanian ref
oh god Twain, please no

How old really is this Fati nigger Yea Forums?

kek

Hey man. I got some pretty good Slav chicks for a decent price.

Você tem retardo mental, não é possível.

lol

>mfw best posters are watching Napoli x Liverpool

Attached: subaru's crying face.jpg (1024x588, 26K)

just try and dont end up in the news will ya

Attached: 1473522026636.jpg (534x627, 56K)

FARCA LOOKS LIKE SHIT LMAO

He's 10

Eu prefiro o

>OLHA O GOL, OLHA O GOL, OLHA GOL, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DE *NOME DA EQUIPA* DEPOIS *MUSICA*

Imagine being Dembelel. Fucking faggot.

imagine getting into a heated situation with him, probably illegal to be aggressive towards him kek

Fati got bodied

cant wait to be racist about someone barely out of childhood lmao

>pikek giving the ball away inside the box

Imagine Fati playing against Florence. Franck could possibly not withstand the bait...

He is just testing Dortmund's power.

watching the liv and nap game but im lurking this thread

Baseado e Campeão do mundopillado

Is Fati worth 1000000000 youros yet?

keep us posted

Liverpool are the current champs and the greatest club team ever.

SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO

fati shitting up the bed right now

>Dortmund with a shit kit again

FARCA IS DOGSHIT LOL

Attached: nog.jpg (139x181, 12K)

gotta love Ratking

>hazard
Damn he plays for Real Madrid AND Dirtmound????

>al cacaer

Ah yes, Valverdeball

my favourite meme

>alcacer
WTF

Andy Fati is unironically better then Dumbelel because unlike his fellow ngubu fati sparks a few brain cells at a time unlike dumbelel that plays with one.

Attached: 76738644_p3.jpg (2480x3507, 1.61M)

He is a failure
Next Bojan

commentator confusing fati and semedo
oh no no no no

Attached: 1515853176208.jpg (250x246, 9K)

Love the intensity in this match already

>Valverde teams away in Europe

>Barcelona's defending
They will suffer a goal in less than 10 minutes.

>greatest club
uhhhhhhh

napoli just scored

Why is Griezmann playing as a defender?

DORTMUND DORTMUND DORTMUND

>fatty
>is a rail thin african

>griezman at CB

First Champions League for me, Anons. What am I in for?

>griezmann

man greaseman as defender are some high iq tactics

barca is shit

kys

lol sancho knows alba > semedo

He's the only one that can do it properly

>Piqué at CF

most niggers look the same tbf

>Sancho is priced 150m GBP
They wont pay THAT much, would they?

Fatimania

>playing Griezmann as a second LB
Big brained

shit games until quarter finals

He is used to playing for Simeone

Greeceman isn't the best CB I've ever seen

Greizman keeps doing Jordi Alba job for some reason, and he almost fucked up if Paco had a brain

Memes

Semen slurping

Of course not. They will pay more.

Attached: 1506186804250.png (327x400, 128K)

not me

Attached: 1527267564219.jpg (480x640, 101K)

Alright let's keep our toilets clean user. You arren't saying that tomorrow Real x PSG and Juve x Atletico won't be fun are you?

lots of refball (not necessarily in this match)

>Fati and Griezman behind Semedo and Alba
what's this tactic called?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this looks like another episode of Valverde getting bailed by Messi

BOOOOO HISSSS *WHISTLES*

grie-aceman!

Fati is unironically better than Dembele I swear he'd never make that pass

First actual attempt

>Nermann getting boo'ed by both sides
MY sides will be orbiting all the time

is BVB the BIGGEST jew club in terms of selling players for more when they shoupd be less?

>gree ez men
just bring MESSI on already

>Gri-yesman

WTF is this commentator on

Which club will Sancho go to? Man united?

I don't even want to see this match. Valverde OUT NOW

Digits and Burki shits the bed

Attached: temp6708347533419224811.jpg (422x422, 52K)

Who is going to obliterate us with a massive comeback in semifinals this season, lads? We can't choke against Liverpool again, that'd be too sad

none of those games matter as all those teams will qualify comfortably. it's just pointless at this stage, glorified friendlies if you will

juve vs atletico migh be good but
>real
>psg
still 90% of the games in group stages are going to be fucking shit

Nerman is banned la for 2 games

Na

>HISSSS
well snakes are known to scare off rats

>is BVB the BIGGEST jew club
No.

Attached: die-hass-tabelle.jpg (960x1089, 460K)

Ballverde

any english club that will overpay will do.

Arthur can take corner now
huh

>Greaseman can neither shoot nor defend

High IQ purchase

Thought Dundalk were knocked out

But he will be in the Stadium, wont he?

>all those teams will qualify comfortably
You know that Liverpool almost got KO in the group stage last season right?

hmmm hummels blocked the ball

no messi no watchi
good night guys

Fuck me the stream went black and I did a scare

has fati hid his money in tax havens yet tho

Valverdeball is so shit lads

They can't do anything away

He was a good defender in Atletico.

>h***oal.com is ddosed

fuck

snooze fest

I think so

same, I thought my power went out

that's because they had napoli and PSG in their group, now they just have napoli and two literal whos

>yellow
>for that

The fix is in.

>two literal whos
They lost to red star last year

Griezman is probably the only striker that defends, he fit in perfectly for Simeone 1-0 style, Valverde is too much of a brainlet to know how to coach a big team

what's the website goy

>gree-aceman
Is this commentator retarded?

UEFALONA UEFALONA UEFALONA UEFALONA UEFALONA UEFALONA UEFALONA UEFALONA

Imagine if VAR could be used to porsecute diving

fati is already better than vinicius

Right? What a nasty sound the first time, ok 3rd or 4th time now, get yo shit together stream I'm paying good bandwith for this shite

>tfw head not in the game cause English essay due tomorrow and still haven't started

Attached: 466810-1560761660.jpg (625x812, 111K)

You know that the ones who almost fucked them over was Red Star right?

>paco
>based
pick 2 please

Valverde got solved literally years ago but he's still somehow here

...and that only mattered because they had Napoli and PSG in their group

Arthur > De mong
don't @ me

“No”

based

how many words

How old are you lads? I am in my mid-30's and watch a kid half as old as i am making more money a minute than me a whole day.

W R O N G

So Man United and they will pay £200 million

they will be the next xavi and iniesta

250

Attached: .webm (1120x630, 501K)

looks like he should be picking cotton on some southern plantation

27

all of them

haha yeah

Based webm user !

>200mil for lingard 1.5
handegg managers are the worst

FATTIE

>Passing the ball back instead of crossing to the area
JUST

i knew someone would do this

He'll end up broke before 35 and the money will return to society aka me

Hans, you can do that in 5 minutes. Fuck off and do it then comeback before haltime.

31

kyaaa Griezman! you baka!

i wanna squeeze his cheeks

:*

>tfw want to look cool in front of my 4channel frens but dont want to be racist

This man is so self-conscious

>tfw you have to learn the entire dictionary for english class

>piss bottle is full

Attached: 1568280186750.jpg (750x818, 348K)

God I wish Griezmann was my boyfriend

>*greases your camera*
>*does a fortmeme dance*

>he's breaking the 4th wall

what a madman

It's almost as if he is covering my eyes before kissing me xD

>ameridumbs
It was a joke about fati being 16

racist

*passes sideways*

De Jong looks absolutely useless in this team.

and you can use every word just once in your essay

Don't hate on my boy Jay Lingz

>The city of Alex Zwartsel

Attached: Foley.jpg (638x454, 44K)

>watching valverdeball after the basketball WC
God this is so fucking boring
How did Barça turn into this shit

Will never be as good as this though

Attached: Messi pointing at you.gif (346x347, 1.52M)

>the good news is that Messi told me he can help me with that

Arthur isn’t 100% fit. He cant finish a complete game. De mong is poor defensively, great first touch passes though. Arthur can hold the ball and its hard to get it from him. It’s a 50/50, both great players.

don't they kill fags in your country?

no YOU

Attached: paco only behind messi and ronaldo.webm (640x355, 2.96M)

>

Attached: noggy.jpg (1250x1624, 123K)

This match sucks

What does de Jong do?

is he albanistani?

kinda worrying for dortmund that barca is so "good" in an away game desu

you suck

No more triangles

TER STEGOAT

>reus

>tfw he'll never comb your moustache like this

Attached: giphy-1-1565783031.gif (480x270, 440K)

Feel for him

I think he thought it was still Pep's Barca. Then he arrived and saw no one can be arsed doing anything and now he's wondering what he got himself into. I think in a pre season game he did mention Barca need to show more drive, but they're consistently failing to do so and no one at the Club seems to care

wait, i was under the impression that Thorgen was a meme

play in the wrong position thanks to valverde

>gri-aceman
>gri-eshman
What next

TER STEGEN AAAAAH

1 goal 1 assist last game, this game fuck all since >valverdeball

>SCUFFED NEUER

KEK

Valverde pls go.

Royce please

The referee is Ben Shapiro

Is messi fit to play?

>You now remember the best Lad

How does it make you feel?

Attached: best_lad.jpg (1200x800, 103K)

Attached: .webm (1120x630, 2M)

How many times is fati going to slip tonight?

he is

>Greeyaeshman
Why can't english commentators pronounce any fucking names correctly

How man times has this fati given it away??

Both your moms swallow

the goat playing?

Are you telling me he ISN'T a LW ?

Der stigen looking good

Attached: .jpg (1920x1080, 381K)

valverde is probably dumb enough to sub him in and injure him again

>ter-sstaygen

They refuse to move on from the spine of the team that won them everything, now they're just slow and 7/8 years older

I doubt anyone other than pep could move pique/busquets and eventually even Messi on without being killed

>tfw couldn't tell fatti from semedo and though fati had done the foul
Am I an Incel?

neuer btfo

weak mind

absolute waste of a chance.

I just want my Ray back, whispering MAGISTERIAL FROM THE LITTLE MAN into my ears

He turned out to be a right wing faggot, so fuckem.

who's going to bail him otherwise?

Who would have thought Barça was going to be this bad without Messi

Tomorrow

not a single white person in this picture

Just bring MESSI on.

is this match worth watching over napoliverpool

Suarez scoring twice. digits confirm

Even with Messi they play like shit. Messi saves them with one good play every week.

1-0
>1-0
1-0
>1-0
1-0
>1-0
1-0
>1-0
1-0
>1-0
1-0
>1-0
1-0

literally everyone

You propably think of Russia but yes, also here

but they beat the worst Valencia since Gary Neville

>suareth scoring in CL
maybe in his dreams

>VAR introduced
>Spanish teams become shit
Or
>Ronaldo and Messi leave RM and Barca
>both teams become shit

get cancer

3rd world mentality

I sleep

>Busquets and Suarez
these shits have been finished for two fucking years. How can a manager be so blind? What the fuck does it take for Valverde to drop them??

Cam on score some fackin goals

Attached: .jpg (1920x1080, 393K)

my stream is a bit behind so i'd appreciate it if everyone didn't spoil the match for me

Attached: Capture.jpg (546x272, 34K)

it's like dortmund's forwards lose 20 iq points on the last touches in front of the goal

Dumb fucking nigger wtf was that

>Hakimi

isn't that a sushi type?
not joking

literally no good games all around
dead league

mean. it was just an honest mistake

literally me

Hissssssss boooooooo

We've been playing like shit for years, but we have elite players that appear and save the day

NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR NEYMAR

He either doesn't and they draw/lose, but don't acknowledge the issue because they're probably going to go through anyway
Or he does, Messi bails him and no one criticises the shit performance once again because they got the result

Suareth can pull something nice out of bag every once in a while but Busq is long gone.

Underrated comment

is the liverpool napoli game more exciting?

Neither of these teams are CL contenders.

Attached: 06E000F2-5AD2-4E72-A1D3-9C4FDFB0237D.jpg (750x712, 110K)

How much did Barca pay for that Fortnite zoomer?

*cures your cancer*

Barca is so fucking boring to watch

>de Fraud

>comment

wtf bros I thought he had barca dna

My precious De Jong is too high IQ to be playing with these things you call semedoodoo and Ansu farty.

GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL

Hamstring gone

Alba ded

Nah

once napoli scores, i will probably switch to that game

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

call me when Messi gets subbed on

dorthmund toal at the 50min mark

GOOOOOOAAALLLLLLL

of ajax

COMUNICADO

I was raped by Pique while on vacation in Barcelona

noooo muh boy Joe Di Alba

It's actually sad because they're so shit I genuinely can't be bothered watching them play every week anymore.
It unironically feels like a chore, I just cannot be arsed. Used to look forward to the games.

Attached: austin.webm (640x489, 315K)

alba might as well just retire at this point
he's old and useless and breaks apart if you look at him wrong

the perhaps two greatest passing merchant teams in europe play each other and people wonder why its boring. this is 2012 euro: electric boogaloo. 0-0 FT.

Bulgaria is not a tolerant society, however things are slightly improving, maybe in a couple generations it will be acceptable to openly be gay

Based

thats quite obvious for dortmund, not sure about barca

that's fucking gay, go on

stream anyone???

lel

Attached: .jpg (1920x1080, 394K)

Valfraud always does something that backfires horribly.

someone other than Arthur should decide how Barcelona distribute the play

his decision making sucks

it's not rape when you wants it

>fatty

Who's the Dortmund manager?

I'm not joking I don't recognize him at all

CTE

Didn't know there were any other brown golfers aside form tiger woods

Attached: golfer.jpg (1280x698, 85K)

Paco es dedo

Let's hope so.
I've been to your country this summer btw and it was lovely

Paco btfo

True, but not always.

For me, its the blonde with glasses

alcacer heemed by own teammate, based

Heem’d

>goalie murdering his own teammate
Based

watching in bed

lmao nice heem

faggot come to a real country

it was blocked you dumb frog

CAM ON FATI

Barcelona cant do anything without Messi

TAKEN THE FUCK OUT BY AN ARMPIT KEK

Attached: .webm (1120x630, 2.28M)

Waspissdrunk and was on my way home to the hotel when this black van pulled over next to me...

oh god, please not Roberto

Watching at work on company time instead of being productive.

t. literal retard

RIP

And yet you still complain you're not being paid enough

favre

Noooooo

Watch them lose this match

> Brazilian Tourism

Attached: favela.png (640x422, 359K)

they scored 5 without him in the last la liga match

>sanSHIT

>Sanshit

Watching with family since we're all NEETs

Actually I've worked here for 8 years, and only asked for a raise once.

Jordi Alba is the player that dives the most in the history of football and also a cunt and as such he deserves everything bad that happens to him.

Make them white with butter faces and you'd have brits on a regular summer holiday

like..?

what the fuck is this commentators problem with greeazeman

>Sancho

HOW DO YOU SEND THAT OFF TARGET FOR FUCKS SAKE FUCKING CHRIST

>dat composure
Sancho never shot a ball before

>salzburg vs genk already has 4 goals
why are we watching this again

come to brasil

sANCHIT

>english prospects

>lenglet

He really looks very unlikable
Like Busquets is also a diving acting bitch but he looks like he'd be fun to have a few beers with while Alba you'd have to keep yourself from punching him

shit first half desu

Attached: 1549244837637.png (482x355, 181K)

SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ

Fuck mutts

you are right someone post the salzburg link

Watching with my pa but about to go to my room and play some csgo

I have made two Brazilian friends in my masters program now. Great people but the way their accent is in English is ridiculously funny it always cracks me up

>not listening to Cope

Attached: Capture1.jpg (543x287, 17K)

who the fuck is Fati, where is MESSI

I agree. Wish Pepe was still at RM to break that MF legs.

>its another episode of Barca passing it with all possession but not creating any chances

fuck off Valverde

>Cope
SER is the patrician choice

nah m8 I value my life

this is too technical for me

wish it was a low iq game

>0 shots on goal

What a snorefest

Attached: absolutestateofcoalminers.jpg (570x195, 19K)

BTFO

>champions league tuesday but it's actually the 2012 euro final again

Zoomer choice

>buy grizman for 120mil
>not even use him
>why are we in debt

baded dummels dabbing on the niglet

I would rather not have my organs harvested in the favela. Thank you.

fatty murdered KEK

LMAO Hakimi making sure that zoomer gets what he deserves.
Wasn't hakimi on loan from Real?

>named Fati
>is fairly thin

Attached: 250117471[1].jpg (324x324, 16K)

Hi, where are the goals?

Attached: 2 7p 912.jpg (560x505, 93K)

DIVING FUCKING NIGGER THAT'S WHAT THEY TEACH THEM IN THE ACADEMY.
DESERVED KICK IN THE HEAD FOR DIVING

>tfw no 30y/o woman to cure my mental illness
where in the fuck do I find me some incel huntress?

holy shit guys salzburg vs genk is kino why is anyone still watching this?

4 YEARS NO GOALS LMAO

HEEM'D

Everyone's choice, they beat cope by millions of listeners and in every age range.
Also the guys that are now in cope were in ser before so it would be the boomer choice

Dirty Mats

yeah he is

>heh, nothin personel kid

Attached: a3e9933b29ad85571bc1a2666dd118e4.jpg (500x281, 33K)

>d0-0rtmund
>barcel0-0na

That was racist

Fati is a kill

Banned

Football needs a backcourt violation rule

Haaland is of to RB Leipzig soon at this rate holy shit

This Barca team literally does not create any chances. Can you remember any in this half? It's actually insane. How can you have a team with this quality and they just all seem to play like complete shit?

It's not just this game too, it happens constanttly. It's beyond belief.

Attached: 1375499469564.png (232x244, 112K)

ANSU NO

Awaygoals are the way to go

Im not as mad as you but i do truly and unironically believe that diving has been taught at la masia since Guardiola

EL RATO

At Salzburg-Genk
4-1 already

My hatred for Barcelona and Ajax is making me watch their games every time hoping they'll lose

>Salzburg 5-1 GENK

Is there anything more pathetic than parking the bus like Dirtmund?

I remember watching this at school when I was 10

>De Jong throwing it all the way back

Has Valverde broke him already? no bros...

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.

Valverde is a fraud

the only good thing about messi being injured is Valverde being exposed so hard

lmao what a shit competition

Attached: Capture.png (679x617, 234K)

>fatty

youtube.com/watch?v=5TTqQ1ULUPE

He was always mediocre at best lad

RB Salzburg 5 TeamKRC Genk 1

BASED AJAX

Passing sideways is the way

watch our league
im going to sleep

>pass user
>thinking his opinion is worth anything

>this match

Attached: 1473387486064.jpg (640x480, 80K)

i feel sorry for genk

Halleluja

whiter than you muhammad

God this is awful
I need Euroleague to start already

Attached: euroleague_303518387-1.jpg (690x388, 35K)

Attached: 18308952_648506212021906_1080142728_n.jpg (790x769, 32K)

why are americans so obsessed with semen slurping

Champions League EXPOSED

Smoke a Fati during halftime

I don't think this semen slurping cup is for me guys

Attached: 1559316329042.jpg (1030x1030, 294K)

>The city of GENK

Attached: haland.png (193x171, 46K)

NEW
NEW
NEW

Better matches are tomorrow

FUCKING VALVERDE MOTHER FUCKER TOOK HIM 40 FUCKING MINUTES TO FIGURE OUT THAT GRIEZZMAN IS USELESS AS LEFT WING AND ANSU FATI IS USELESS AS RIGHT WING AS WELL FUCKING BASTARD USELESS DIPSHIT DT I HOPE U GET SACKED SOON

it's one of their oldest traditions

ROFL shit shudda watched the train wreck instead

Arthur keep baiting the loop through pass and then passes sideways cowardly

De Jong or Busquets should run the play

also what's up with playing 2 right footed backs? what happened to Firpo?

Because the midfield alone can't carry the team like back in the day. The second part will be worst, Valretard will park the bus.

He was pure dog shit during pre-season, I reckon he is gonna do fuck all since Valverde has a hard on for Roberto

Attached: 1568748642389.jpg (1048x1359, 489K)

>Genk has scored more goals than Dortmund, Barcelona, Liverpool and Napoli combined
>unironically based

imagine sucking his cock haha

ELITE

dios mio...

Me too

PLS COME TO BARCELONA

Witzel has been GOAT
Só na cabecinha

REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS REUS

Nooooo
God damn rolls reus

Attached: BDP0PyKCIAErzq7.jpg (594x405, 64K)

Who the fuck is this

Get fucked KRAUTS

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=nPOy7TPjfkE