NYG: Daniel Jones named Giants starter for Week 3
DAL: Report: Cowboys S Xavier Woods out 4-6 weeks
NE: Patriots LT Isaiah Wynn (toe) week to week
KC: McCoy's MRI showed 'no significant damage'
CLE: Chubb has 98 yards, TD in easy MNF victory
NYJ: Le'Veon touches it 31 times for doomed Jets
CLE: Odell who? OBJ puts 6-161-1 on Gregg Williams
PIT: Steelers get Minkah for 2020 first-round pick
>mfw green gay now has the 3rd best QB in the division.
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>mfw the puckers implode due to aarons hissyfits and the burrs reclaim their rightful place at the top of the NFC north
I like this one better
>down syndrome fanfic from bears fans
sp has regressed
Petition to change the Ravens to the Baltimore Bulls anyone? Haha I love Lamar Jackson. Like I lot lol
ever since edp445 had sex, he hasn't been going that hard on the eagles anymore :(
is mahomes elite? or is he the next drew brees?
Mahomes is the new josh Allen
Sneak's Official 2019 NFL Power Rankings: Sponsored by Marriott Hotels® - Post Week 2 Edition!
1. New England Patriots 32 (NC|NC)
2. Kansas City Chiefs 30.9 (NC|+0.1)
3. Los Angeles Rams 29.6 (NC|+0.4)
4. Dallas Cowboys 29 (+2|+3.1)
5. Baltimore Ravens 28 (+4|+3.6)
6. Green Bay Packers 26.6 (+4|+4.1)
7. Seattle Seahawks 26.1 (+3|+3.6)
8. Philadelphia Eagles 24.7 (-4|-3.8)
9. Los Angeles Chargers 23.7 (-3|-2.2)
10. Minnesota Vikings 21.4 (-2|-4.2)
11. Houston Texans 20.5 (+1|+0.9)
12. New Orleans Saints 20.3 (-7|-8)
13. San Francisco 49ers 20 (+5|+5.4)
14. Atlanta Falcons 19.5 (+2|+3.2)
15. Chicago Bears 19 (NC|+0.3)
16. Buffalo Bills 18.4 (+3|+4.4)
17. Indianapolis Colts 16.2 (+3|+2.5)
18. Cleveland Browns 15.2 (+3|+2)
19. Tennessee Titans 14.9 (-6|-4.5)
20. Detroit Lions 13.4 (+4|+5.1)
21. Pittsburgh Steelers 11.2 (-8|-8.2)
22. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 10.6 (+7|+6.3)
23. Carolina Panthers 10.2 (-6|-5.3)
24. Oakland Raiders 9.5 (-2|-2.6)
25. Jacksonville Jaguars 8 (-2|-1)
26. Denver Broncos 6.9 (NC|-0.8)
27. Cincinnati Bengals 5.9 (NC|-0.3)
28. Arizona Cardinals 4.7 (+2|+1)
29. Washington Redskins 4.3 (-1|-0.4)
30. New York Jets 4.2 (-6|-4.1)
31. New York Giants 2.1 (NC|-0.6)
32. Miami Dolphins 1 (NC|NC)
Reminder that Eli won't be a first ballot HoFer and if you do believe that you have serve brain damage
>.500 regular season record
>10 seasons of missed playoffs
>0 playoffs win outside of the two miracle runs
>lead the NFL in interceptions 3 times
>rode his defense and David Tyree to 2 rings while scoring 21 or fewer points in each SB
>was never a top 5 QB in any season of his career
>Has a lower QB rating than Ryan Tannehill, Jay Cutler, Joe Flacco, Marc Bulger and Sam Bradford
>Sponsored by Marriott Hotels®
Hmmmm.
He’s right, you know.
>vikings
>top 10
Lmao
Kek
Here’s the real power rankings
I can think of at least 30 things wrong with that list
Lane kiffin a shit and can't coach real football
I really, really, REALLY like Aaron Rodgers
>packers that high
>texans that high
Why the fuck is this tripfag in my thread.
you misspelled cringe buddy
top 10 defenses
bears
patriots
bills
ravens
vikings
packers
titans
cowboys
49ers
rams
>Francesa and some cuck promoting WNBA
Here’s the real power rankings
Power Rankings for Week 3
1. Patriots
2. Chiefs
3. Cowboys
4. Rams
5. Packers
6. Ravens
7. Seahawks
8. 49ers
9. Bills
10. Chargers
11. Texans
12. Colts
13. Bears
14. Titans
15. Falcons
16. Eagles
17. Browns
18. Vikings
19. Lions
20. Buccaneers
21. Saints
22. Raiders
23. Cardinals
24. Steelers
25. Jaguars
26. Redskins
27. Broncos
28. Bengals
29. Panthers
30. Giants
31. Jets
32. Dolphins
>bears higher than the Packers
Nice try. Packers have the best defense in the division now. Ill fight any faggot that says otherwise.
you finna bouta get MACKEDRAW.com
Yup!
For now, at least. Barely.
Please, elaborate.
you're going to need to find an offense first
impostor old gay is even gayer...how can this be?
Titans are too low. not many places lower but still too low
This one has more posts
Is it unreasonable to think the burrs offense will be bottom 5 this year?
Winning an owl really takes the edge off, now imagine winning 6
Feels fucking amazing
i want to believe, I really do, but the packers need to develop more. the potential isnt achieved yet
>6. Bills
mfw this is true
More like bottom 1
Cousins is still driving the viqueers, so that’s statistically impossible
>Danny Dimes to start this Sunday
HYPE
>tfw Jones is going to get crushed in the regular season with that shitty O-line and defense
>people realize Eli is just as good as Jones
The question is will they take Eli off the bench after Jones flops and fails? I think probably not.
>Defense giving up 450+ yards per game
>Receiver corps made up of dead bodies and literal whos
>O-line still ass
HURR DURR ITS THE QUARTERBACK THATS THE PROBLEM
Glad I'm not a midget fan.
It can be all the above. Might as well start Jones
Old Bay, how tall are you and whats your penis size?
Tell me about Antonio Brown.
Why does he fart on his doctors?
It's a sign of respect in black culture. It's like when you say "that's bad" when something is cool. Instead of saying "thank you, Dr", you fart on him a few times
>putting on weight
>eating all the things
>massive shits all day erry day
>protein farts that clear room
Just sharing the wealth with the skeleton
Whelp, looks like the Patriots are gonna have to call Gronk to come play offensive tackle
There is literally no way to argue against this. You may not like this /nfl/ but its the cold hard truth.
>impersonating a trip
>childish/autistic sense of "humor"
Just stop.
Based Rudolph.
Kill yourself fatass.
I'll use this general since it makes the Green Gay fans seethe.
>AB farts on in his doctors face several times
>look at the comments of the video
>
>Tell TMZ to get their story straight. Whoever smelt it, dealt it.
David Daniels has extreme psychosexual problems. I hope he doesn't use his real name for his horny Braaaap reviews
Hi everyone, is this the comfy /nfl/ general? The other one doesn’t have enough tripfags and spicy memes, just retards talking about football
>that almost-Nazi salute
Yep he’s based
final Giants prediction. you may not like it, but this is 100% inescapably accurate.
the weak shall fear the strong.
I am more likely to make the Pro Bowl than the Gnats are to hit .500
Redskins will beat the Giants by double digits in the first match up
>@NE
>@WA
>@CHI
no
Should Eli retire now?
>now
He should have retired 2-3 seasons ago.
Obviously that's true, but still
Are you fucking insane? The Giants will be lucky to win 4 games, not that it really matters
I feel like people are slightly underrating the Redskins. They're not going to be a GREAT team but I don't think they'll be a complete dumpster fire either. I predict a solid 7-9 season from them.
Mahomes and his current GF while he was still young
>my feet hurt
>I wish I was at home eating ketchup sandwiches
Skins have played 2 of the best teams in the NFC. The game against the Bears will be competitive and Jonathan Allen will be back soon along with most of the secondary.
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I LOVE U TOO HILL
Can anyone who has ever been confirm, is there a more cringy place than Sport Cuts?
Everyone who thinks the Patriots are going to go 19-0 has forgotten that in the last couple of years they've always been good for one meme-tastic loss every season. Like last year when they lost to the Miami Miracle, or the year when Chip Kelly's Eagles beat them. It ultimately winds up not mattering because they're in the mix for the Owl at the end of the season anyway, but during the regular season you can book it that they're going to have one absolutely ridiculous loss.
child abuser
You aren't the real Old Bay, I am. Fucking impersonating faggot.
Lord she puts on way too much makeup.
Mahomes as skinny as fuck in HS.
It's based when there are no sporting events on, so none of the dude bros or boomers are there
Cartoon Cuts ain't no picnic either
One of these men had multiple scripted world championships in his long career, the other man is Ric Flair.
almost like he plays a team sport.
While Foles was leading the Eagles to a Superbowl victory, Carson Wentz was hanging out at blacked raw studios. Carson Wentz is the biggest cuck in the NFL.
>implying
cope harder.
no. Drafting Jones was moronic but they might as well start him. When you have positional needs pretty much everywhere else, but are sticking with your veteran QB, reaching in a shitty QB class to grab one in the first is retarded. But they did it and I will KMS if they draft ankth QB next year, but they might as well start giving him reps, Manning will be gone before they are good.
That looks like a photo shop...
Embarrassing for the Eagles that he's at a pornography convention instead of cheering on his teammates. He probably farted on the porn stars too
/Bills Owl 2020/
Wait a minute so if the Dolphins are tanking for Tua, then what happens to Rosen? :C
Who?
>what happens to Rosen
Tua is better than Lawrence.
Gets traded to the Colts, who tank in 2020 for Trevor Lawrence.
>get excited for a possible 8-8 season
>every dream is absolute crushed
Then it's off to Dachau (to play with the Ingolstadt Dukes of the German Football League)
Joe Burrow is better than both
>be ready for some Sunday night football™
>entire team dies on the field.
>jalem ramsay to Chiefs
maybe this time some other team from the AFC will go to the super bowl!
imagine being a Jets, Knicks, Mets, Rangers fan lmao
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish.
I'm Jets, Yankees, Rangers, and apehoop sucks.
gets traded to another team who tanks for a quarterback to next year, and the cycle begins anew.
Danrold sucks. You should cuck the Dolphins from getting Tua.
unfortunately the injuries still keep happening and no one knows why, and manusky still has a job.
>Getting excited for the Jests
You brought this to yourself.
Ramsey isnt going to the chiefs lol. They have to give up a 1st round pick which is likely to be like the 25th pick or later. Ok the jags arent taking just that retarded trade so they also are going to need a star player for it. Who do the chiefs have thats a star player that they can do without? Mathieu? Kek jags would be retarded to take that trade. KC either has to give up kelce or hunt and that 1st rounder. Its not happening
I actually agree about him being better than Lawrence. Whats your alma mater Chad Bay?
Fuck you wetback. I can get excited for just being MEDIOCRE. Can't even fucking do that right now.
>hunt
uhh buddy.... they uhhh.
is there anything more infuriating than watching a team that has talent get squandered by incompetent coaching and never-ending injuries.
I forgot about Bulger, I stoppped following the Rams after Warner and Faulk started falling apart. You make some gpod points but you have to remember it's the hall of fame, not the hall of success. You get guys that will be remembered for their accomplishments but Eli will be remembered for not only winning against the Pats twice in the biggest game but for how much his fans loved him. He's been playing bad for years, which isn't 100% him regressing, and his fans still tore apart the coaching staff and front for benching him during one of his worst seasons. He's impacted a lot of people. If Marino can get in without winning a ring it's not ludicrous to think Eli can get in for nothing but getting 2. They both have a legacy and a large amount of people who supported them. The Pro Football Hall of Fame is a joke anyways.
>hunt
Gtfo casual
Wouldn't it be neat if Eli won a ring with Denver or Indy next year
University of Alaska
Brittany hot af
my bad got confused with that other nigger on the team
Probably Frostburg State or Towson...Maybe Salisbury.
eli is never playing football again lmao
Yep, just had a Butterfinger Blizzard.
hows your diabetes champ?
>haircut chains
what the fuck kind of person goes to these. what are you
Nonexistent. I don’t eat sweets often but sometimes you just need some ice cream, bud.
is that what you call shitting yourself
How far can you throw a football?
>not being a young buck with godlike metabolism
boomers out
cam: dead
brees: dead
rapist: dead
foles: dead
luck: dead
darnold: dead
semen: dead
eli: finished
fitz: spirit broken
who's next?
I use to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile
I do have a case of the shits right now but it's not from the ice cream.
Rodgers
I’m a 31 year old boomer.
Watson or Wentz
No. University of Alaska.
Literally no. Except for maybe having strong coaching and a good defense but being in QB hell
Based Uncle Rico
mahomes needs a new girlfriend. the one he has right now is kinda ugly.
Probably 30 yards.
that's what they said about Peypey. Guess Denver it is.
i don't have hands
Maybe he loves her. Post pics.
Dear Me. Reddit Spacer,
I've never been to a barber chain except great clips when I was younger, thats why I was asking about it.
Your's truely,
Old Bay
Sometimes I get sad, but then I remember at least we're not the Jest.
>Wentz
please no
Why did the cardinals completely give up in him? What is the league now? You have to be Mahomes rookie year or youre a bust?
Whoever get Ramsey is set for a decade. Boy is the best cb1 since prime time. A game changer. Wish the rams would get him.
Name a better corner. You cant. It ain't exist. I feel that he is worth 2 1sts and maybe a 5th. I think Ramsey would help us get over that hump and destroy Brady this time.
I’d rather be a Jets fan then a Saints fan. Saints get the hope crushed out of them every season. Jets never have any hope any season. Sounds like my love life.
Mahomes was shit his rookie year.
you just know
also wince is a leadpipe lock
He won't be first ballot but he will get in.
Cardinals is owned by a raging antisemite. He went on record of saying get rid of the yid or I’m firing the entire front office.
Mahomes is already a Hall of Famer
It was because they hired Kingsbury and Rosen could not run his system
Maybe you can learn to throw with your feet?
if he sticks with this chick, she's gonna age like milk. she's already crinkling now and she's in her 20s. Many such cases. Some of the chicks I knew hit the wall senior year of high school.
He was the backup to Smith and played 1 game.
>2011 Beastquake
>2012 Smeth transforms into a God
>2014 Seahawks commit live assrape
>2018 DIGGS
>2019 Missed Call
Why do the football gods hate New Orleans so much?
What's your pick?
Bungles in Gillette?
Some draft picks are just legit busts that can’t play
gilmore
im literally 22 and my metabolism is already disappearing
Wait till you hit 28 kid hangovers last 2 days
Peyton manning was still at the top of his game, he was just fresh off neck injury. Id take a risk on that
I wont take a risk on a far more inferior younger brother who has been dog shit lately and is a coughlin babby. Anyone with a brain wouldnt touch eli right now
Over that mountain.
I expected Mahomes to be good, since I watched him when he was at Taco Tech. At first I don't think he was the E L I T E, since he was second fiddle to Smith starting out. Were it not for Smith and Reid's mentorship, I don't think Mahomes would be the type of player we see him as now. That being said his elevation to become an amazing QB has other teams scrambling to find their flashy equivalent. I really do feel sorry for Rosen because he's by no means awful, but what teams want nowadays is a QB that's stupid good right out of the gate.
Only 40 yards in the air. I'm a fat guy who doesn't work out. I'm accurate though, I throw to my 9 year old nephew a lot. He told me the other day to hit him over the top after he breaks on a fake hitch. A fucking 9 year old, has the mind for it.
>alcohol
degenerate
>worth 2 1st's
fucking kek my guy. a CB is not worth two 1sts dont even care if its deion
>Why do the football gods hate New Orleans so much?
bountygate
you know why
absolutely based, hi uncle rico
He should upgrade to a Nubian goddess like Wilson did.
Gilmore
There was nothing wrong with having bounties you zoomer bitch fuck off snowflake bitch in the 40's it was okay to take lead pipes to kneecaps in locker rooms bitch. Grow a pair.
Win or lose, its Raiders for life.
Stafford. Unexpected because of how tough he is and the lions are on track to lose less games than they win. That can't happen, Bobby Layne won't allow it.
I’m 31 and my hangover last about 8 hours. You need to know exactly how much you can drink and what to drink to minimize your symptoms. I only have bad hangovers when I drink cheap alcohol.
At least you got a ring Saintsbro, only the Seahawks finished the job after facing you guys
>this
He is creating a new level for QBs and it's only his 2nd year starting
shes not that bad looking but when you consider the position mahomes is in he can do better
Mahomes is a good guy and loves his high school sweetheart. He will marry her. Y'all are fuckwads for thinking only skin deep
intermittent fasting
I don’t think he needs to make any sort of official announcement wearing sun dresses around was enough
I'm not that user, but I am 28 and have absurd hangovers now and it's mostly because I can drink hard for about 20 hours at a time and theres just no way to avoid a 2 day set of the shapes after that
>lose
Lol
Week 4 Bills upset
Dubs confirm
Suck his dick already you fucking homo.
He is exposed as fuck this year. Even shitty ass Dak has better stats than mahomo does bitch.
whatever dude. that was murderball against favre and warner, the ring is tainted, and the saints are cursed for it
Those saints teams were human trash
Possibly. They're at Washington this season, too, I could see them dropping a game to a Skins team with a losing record.
You know she cucks him right? Literally she fucked the rb in high school and he "forgave" her. He's a cuck. Just like old bay.
Dak is a top 5 QB rn bro...
>creating a new level for QB's
>quite literally did not break any single season records last year set by manning or brady
woah..... so THIS...... this is the new level of QB..............
>getting hangovers
Stop drinking cheap piss water beer stupid zoomers. I only drink craft IPAs and I never get hungover.
Also cocaine.
Could the 2019 Dolphins beat the 2017 Browns?
The 2008 Lions?
The 2007 Dolphins?
y/n
>top 5
Lmao delusional much?
I'd take Brady, Rivers, Brees, Wentz, Goff, Rapistberger, Darnold, and Watson all over game manager Dak pisscott
No, the Dolphins are a new level of horrible.
Source? For Mahommes being a cuckold, not Old Bay. His shit takes scream that he would like nothing more than to see his significant other stretched to capacity by Lamar.
Am I the only one not sold on the Packers at all? (I say this as a WI native).
If you compare this team to our peak in 2014ish, there's almost no comparison.
Back then our defense was dominant and full of playmakers, now we signed a few meme players and every thinks we are good. But our depth is questionable and I think we will get exposed against a good offense.
On offense we had an amazing receiving core that could rip through a defense, now we have Adams and a few guys of questionable ability.
Finally, Rodgers was a god in those days making impossible throws and putting the team on his back when it mattered. Now the dude looks constantly shook and seems more like a game manager QB these days. Plus he is getting beat up with too many sacks.
I think the next few games will expose us.
Wew
3 of those QBs aren't even playing AT ALL. So in some aspects I'd take Dak. He's not bad, trust me there are worse QBs out there, but he isn't in the upper echelon.
I need to see the defense do it a couple of more games to buy in
the new coach kinda seems like a clown but I don’t follow green bay that close
I just want to see Rodgers get one more owl Packers bros. I feel bad for people who's team have never won one, especially Vikings fags.
nigger I said Eli, not the coaching staff and Oline
with him . Eli has been fine. Id probably take him over Flacco.
Time for the Revenge Tour
when is the NFL gonna step in and do something about this division?
This defense is far better than 2014. Players aside, Pettine is far better than Dom Capers.
The defense seems to be coming together, although that could just be because you’ve played bottom ten qbs. The offense I’m not sold on especially because you have a full health Rodgers. In any case it’s likely you win the North and Rodgers seems to pull out his best heroics in the playoffs.
The watery the beer is, the less likely you are to have a hangover dipshit. Full body beers will give you a bigger hangover than Michelob Ultra.
What needs to happen to ensure that Daniel Jones inherits Eli's autism powers when the Giants play the Patriots?
This guy is still on Yea Forums?
Based carson
Speak for yourself you milksop
>Darnold
Lmao Jest fan detected
No need. Daniel Jones will lead the Giants to a wild card spot and get hurt right before the playoffs. Insert playoff Eli to save us from another undefeated Patriots season. Digits to confirm.
Based Eagles are gonna finna trade for Ramsey :)
I'll be curious to see their performance on the road against Dallas and at home vs. the Eagles. I think those will be good tests to gauge the team.
The Giants and Patriots play each other in the regular season this year.
Raiders boutta finna gonna dab on that purple.
But Mahomes doesn't have Zeke or an elite o-line
The Chiefs, in 21 games Mahomes has started, have scored 25 or less points literally 0 times. They have averaged over 34 points a game over the past 21 games they've played. That is an NFL record. We also have MLB-tier records that we can refer to, like how he has 7 straight road games of 3+ passing touchdowns, more games of 300 passing yards and 4+ touchdowns in his first 20 games than anyone else has, etc. Give the kid credit for what he's doing at 24 years old.
>Dak 674 yds, 7 tds 1 int
>Mahomes 821 yds, 7 tds 0int
>his teams "quarterback" has thrown a interception so far this season
Pathetic
mine has not.
Eagles will be a broken team in another week here at this pace. Eagles haven't exactly lookes like a good team either.
>lamar jackson
596 yards
7 tds
0 INTs
145.2 passer rating
126 rushing yards
McNabb 2.0. Will win you plenty of games in the regular season, will always disappoint you in the post season.
>A literal hall of famer isn't worth two firsts
Brainlet post my guy. It probably takes an average of 3 to 4 first round picks to find one that doesn't bust. Trading two for a Canton bound player is nothing. Hence why the burrs have Mack. The production Ramsey brings is well worth it.
What are you basing this on? Andy Reid is not Jackson's coach, he is Mahomes coach.
The poster above me knows nothing about football
>Ramsey
>hall of fame
Guy has had one good season in his career. He was OK as a rookie, great as a sophmore, shit as a junior and has been shit so far this year. On top of his declining skills he is a huge cancer who destroyes team chemistry. Nope.
Dak also played the fucking giants and redskins lmao
No he hasn't.
pic very much related
>mfw Wentz actually doesn’t get injured
>fat sausage fingers
I usually dont respond to idiotic trolls like you but come on man. What are you 5ft 5 lmao.
>every qb but Wentz gets injured to punish NFL fans
Top 10 strongest arms in NFL
1. Josh Allen
2. Patrick Mahomes
3. Matthew Stafford
4. Philip Rivers
5. Matt Ryan
6. Big Ben (kek)
7. Baker Mayfield
8. Kirk Cousins
9. Aaron Rodgers.
10. Lameme Jackson
>>fat sausage fingers
His fingers look boney as hell. Get your eyes checked.
>fat sausage fingers
>Panthers fans have completely turned on Daryl Williams who is an ALL-PRO OFFENSIVE TACKLE and are blaming him for Cam getting hurt again
I don't know what this fanbase would do with itself if it wasn't constantly creating scapegoats. If it's not an offensive lineman, it's a wide receiver. If it's not a wide receiver, it's the coaches.
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Sean Payton
Is that Young Gay?
Dallas will probably be the best litmus test for their defense and offense. I see Dallas stomping them by virtue of being the better team and fueled by the revenge factor though.
Will Eli Manning be in Canton as a Hall of Fame quarterback?
>4x Pro Bowler
>2x SB Champion/MVP
>2016 Walter Payton Man of the Year
>#7 Rank All-Time in Passing Yards (56,537)
>#6 Rank All-Time in Completions (4,860)
>#8 Rank All-Time in Touchdowns (362)
>#9 Rank All-Time in Game-Winning Drives (37)
>6 Playoff Berths
>8-4 Playoff Record
>116-116 Regular Season Record
>84.1 Career Passer Rating
>0x First-Team Pro-Bowler
>3x Interception Leader
>#14 Rank All-Time in Interceptions (241)
Well, you guys ended Kurt Warner's career so the NFC West is taking turns making you their bitch in the playoffs. I guess the Vikings got one to make up for Favre losing them the NFC Championship game on your Super Bowl run.
These are “better stats” to Dallas dickriders sad
He should, but the Eli haters will circle the wagons to keep him out. They can't even admit that Eli has had bottom five rosters to work with since about 2013.
He is going to the jets
Sometimes the only solution is a nuke
>last friday
>nigger at work talkin shit on my rammies
>"wanna put money on it"
>"5 dollars!"
>five fuckin dollars but whatever
>shake on it
>nigga ducked me yesterday
>be today
>find him on his floor before lunch
>"I'll pay you on Friday!"
>nigga goes to subway for lunch and gets a footlong meatball marinara
rebbit
>my rammies
jesus fucking christ you cunts are soft
I think so. If his stats themselves are just pumped into a computer, it might give Eli like a 10% chance of getting in (mediocre passer rating, mediocre record, lots of tds with lots of interceptions), but I think voters will see his career accolades and see that his career stats and superbowl mvps place him amongst all-time greats that are in the HOF, and will get in as the result of being in good company
kek get plade bitch
Without question imo, don't let the media hateboner distract you from the fact that he's hall worthy
Cope, dilate, have sex.
How the fuck do you lead the league in interceptions on 3 separate occasions
Learn to read dipshit
Not mine
what is wrong with cj anderson? he just got released by detroit after killing it for the rams
Is that what you did after the superb owl???
The funniest part of this Dolphins tanking is everyone knows its not going to work, they'll be the ultimate laughing stock season with nothing to show for it. Lmao
don't forget
>ladies love him
A tank is not a single season endeavor in the NFL.
They're going to have to be this bad for like, 3 seasons.
The Vikings win the rematch
Too fat
Wrong. Plenty of teams need him.
he still had sex, unlike you
Spot on, old chap.
Mahomes is fucked. Will never win shit. Jackson has no fat fucker to ruin him.
There's not a single team that would become a contender with Eli instead of what they have.
We would
They look alike
BREAKING ELI TO THE DOLPHINS
>fashion obsessed beta black QB
>le tough chicano coach
>rando white RB
The Panthers are an absolute meme team
intz
I'd suggest the same but sounds like you need to get that money first loser
W-we had a good run in 2011 though...
Cam is still better than Eli even in his dilapidated state.
what better way to celebrate 100 years than to have half the league's season btfo by week 2. oh and a perfect run by the pats
that's why they need the weaponized autism
true that my man, true that
>Niners FINALLY starting to improve while most of the league declines
feels good desu
Christ user. First, drink plenty of water during the day before drinking in the evening. Second, eat a big steak or a lot of chicken before going drinking. Good hydration and a big protein base will go a long way to preventing hangovers. Fuckin dumb kids...
just fuck my season up
>no more REAAAADYYYY
>his team doesn't use meme magic to get to the owl
Keep pounding, nigga
I never said he would make them a contender.
It's called water dumbfuck try it some time
water sucks
She can hit the wall all she wants, the important thing is her pure aryan genes will help make Mutthomes' kids 75%-80% white. He'[s thinking about his children's future by making them passably caucasian.
absolute brainlet opinion
Now introducing your 2019 MVP
Can’t wait till this meme gets exposed
you relaxed
why is this allowed? is it time for the NFL to step in and
Superb Owl 50 was so good
>both teams are complete memes
>meme QBs
>that Panthers defense vs Broncos offense
>steph curry cursing the game
>von miller vs newton revenge arc
>mannings retirement
Peak comfy
>Play only two good teams (Chiefs and Cowboys)
>Get both at home
>There's not a single team that would become a contender with Eli instead of what they have.
That stipulation is right there dumbass. Eli might be an upgrade over some QB's, but they still wouldn't be contenders.
>That's my quarterback
>Peyton, what are you going to do to celebrate winning the SuperBowl?
I'm gonna relax and drink some Budwiser®
In a just world he wouldn’t get in at all, at no point in his career has he even been a top-5 QB
NOW INTRODUCING YOUR 2019 MVP
based PED cheater owl
how on earth do you plan on making him pay? he'll probably chimp and cave your skull in before he gives you that money
kek
No fear.
Should have gone over and took half, considered it paid.
Because this is the NFL's apology for 18-1. They are literally set up to get perfection, not only is their defense one of, if not, the best in the NFL right now, but they have so many offensive weapons that you literally cannot come up with anything to stop them from flying all over you, and if you focus too much on the passing game, they'll just run all over you, which then presents its own set of problems when you stack the box.
This put it very well:
There is literally no way that the Patriots are losing a single game this year.
Best part of that Owl for sure. Wonder how much be got paid
Patriots will literally be undefeated this year. Gooddell wants something big for the 100 years meme
rate my picks, I tried my best to not be retarded.
Yes
Another way of saying he’s made the other half
Yeah because wins only count if they dont turn into rings
Yes, absolutely, that’s disgusting
It’s almost like a superbowl defense is better than a regular defense
Yes
All in all, you’re correct he won’t make the hall of fame, but your reasoning is Forbes-Sports tier
Darnold will be back week 5 after the bye to dab on the iggles
it's probably gonna be a trash superbowl that gives brady the 19-0 and he retires afterward.
And then he'll bruise his spleen in practice(because mono makes your spleen incredibly vulnerable), and because of internal bleeding will have to go on IR and then be declared out for the season.
Brady
A sufficient sacrifice of quarterbacks has been made. He will suffer a career ending injury week 4. Check em.
is there any way to prevent it?
>He thinks Brady isn't the one sacrificing all those other QBs for longevity
by actually getting it
And with the first selection in the 2020 NFL Draft, the New York Jets select ___________
Tim Tebow Jr.
a bust
He'll be on the bubble but he shouldn't get in.
If anything it'll be the loins tho, they are the only ones with potential in to nfc north to take over from green bay. The burrs offense is bottom barrel shit and the vikes are hopeless in general this season.
I don't like this pick...
For real, I really hope they trade the pick this time for some ridiculous haul
>the Jets thought they were going to be good this year
>loins vs iggles next week
>loins are the loins
>iggles have no d-jax
Who ya got Yea Forums? Are my boys Kenny G and Kerryon gonna dab on them philthy birds?
Only if in the span of 48 hours AB gets hit with a criminal case with audio/video recording, Flash gets popped for marijuana again, Edelman's heart explodes from the PEDs, Dorsett disappears in Walpole or Mansfield in the middle of the night, and the entire defense collectively holds out for more money.
I have the Loins. Patricia is a good defensive coach and will have something for Doug's aggressive style.
lol did they really?
>Jets outtank the Dolphins for the first pick
>Instead of doing the smart thing and waiting for Trevor next draft, Miami trades a fuckton of their accumulated picks for the first overall for Tua
Like a true loins fan
For me, it’s Cooper Kupp. The best NFL wide receiver.
>pooper scooper
>good at anything
People are underestimating the meme magic Kyle Allen presents. If he starts against the Cardinals it actually helps the Panthers.
Remember: He was the No. 1 recruit in the country but Kyler Murray stole his thunder in a QB controversy at Texas A&M. You think he wouldn't ball out against that pretty boy?
Id suck a mean fat cock to get jalen ramsey on my team not even gonna lie.
Slay was Wentz' first int in the nfl, here's to hoping he gets another
Go to bed Aaron
Man Mahomes could of dodged a bullet if he had the phone makeup remover app. Feel bad for guys that committed in that era
Well it's not even gay if balls don't touch, so suck away user
Don't lie. You'd do that anyway.
what if my lips touched your balls haha
Maybe he actually loves her user
The Jest's season is completely over
I wish they'd sign Kaepernick so people can see once and for all if he's still a quality quarterback or not. People would at least stop being butthurt about it.
haha still not gay haha
>Sneak
He looks very lowkey down syndrome
Only logical thing to do is bet another 5 bucks so he has a chance to break even. Then when he loses you get $10
Idgaf kiddo. Think what you want but Wentz is the greatest top draft pick in the last decade.
There is no qb alive that you would choose over him(excluding brady) to be your qb in the 4th q with 2 minutes down by 6.
kaep is going to kkkarolina to make up for the hardees guy
book it
I could see them doing this a la Bears, unnecessarily trading a bunch of picks to move up one spot.
I’ve been high on him since college. He played decently in the only game I saw him play last year.
He's like Leonard fournette and needs 10 foot wide lanes to run through to get any decent yardage.
You may ONLY reply to this post if your team has made it to the Owl in the past decade.
Maybe the 1976 Bucs?
Brady breaks a bone.
niners were my sleeper pick for play offs this year, cant believe everyone thought they were gonna shit the bed
Name a worse HoF quarterback than Eli Manning
>he didn't win the owl
fuck off choker
waren moon
troy aikman
so which team is going to pop off midseason?
dan marino
my team
He's a really high upside backup quarterback. Rivera mentions that his greatest asset is that he's dead calm, and you saw it last season when he had to go into the Falcons game. I think he completed every pass he made even though he was a practice squadder the week before.
Frankly I think he has a way brighter future than Grier does. I think Grier's nothing more than a Ryan Nassib-tier "Local boy QB who never pans out as either trade bait or a viable backup"
>November 3rd
>Jets at Dolphins
Any guesses on the score for the Despair Bowl?
And they say he's a gud christian boi...
10-3, winner gets number 1 pick.
35-10 jets
The Jets
Aaron Rodgers is a homosexual.
carson wentz got his team a ring last year
surely since people say Dak Prescott is better then Carson Wentz then Dak must also have a ring, right?
>carson wentz got his team a ring
Foles did that two years ago.
3-2 Jets
Sitting for most of the year likely benefitted him. I hope he starts Sunday, I think he has great potential and just being a victim of circumstance at A&M made him go under the radar.
>made it to the Owl
what a low bar to clear
The one reservation I have is that I wonder exactly how aggressive the Saints' defensive scheme was in Week 17 of last year. But they did have their starters out on the field and Moore and Samuel were making plays downfield.
I know everyone in this town is shitting a brick over Cam but if he has to sit out two-three weeks it really isn't that big a deal. Honestly, it's remarkable he's only missed five games due to injury his entire career given how the NFL has looked the other way to him getting stabbed and shot by defenses.
>Letting a queer lead your division
Lmaoing at the burrs, loins, and viqueens
Jesus christ has any team been more btfo so far than the stoolers
>lose Bell
>trade AB to the Raiders specifically to keep him away from New England
>he gets himself cut and signs with New England anyways the day before your season opener
>go to Foxboro and watch the Patriots drop their 6th banner
>proceed to get flash vaporized and completely emasculated
>defense in shambles
>multiple injuries on offense
>Juju is barely viable as WR1
>head coach now on the chopping block
>roll into week 2
>play an abysmal game
>Big Ben gets hurt, lost for the season
>Ravens and Browns both improved from last season
>your biggest cap hit that's still active on an NFL roster is Antonio Brown who now plays for Tom Brady
>4-12 absolute best case scenario
>this is your season highlight
Fuck
dat dumper tho...thicccccccccccc
gonna get even meaner when you trade picks, Solomon and Kittle for Ramsey
Forgot to add
>reciever coach drops dead in preseason
He’s Terry Bradshaw tier. Stats may be ugly but he was at his best when it mattered most
This entire season feels like it was written by Vince McMahon and Roger Goodell to flush out a bunch of old timers who can now start their careers in the XFL as coaches. None of the games that have happened in these last two weeks feel like genuine football taking place...just a lot of drama and memes and scripting for an obvious SB rematch.
>SB rematch
49ers are winning the NFC tho
>SB Rematch
It's going to be Patriots vs Cowboys for the 100th anniversary though
Bruh the Niners are winning the NFC this year. Rams look exposed af
49ers will upset the Patriots on a Jimmy G land dragon to Deebo in the 4th. Cap this.
>implying it isnt a Chiefs-49ers owl
>mfw america's team, the dallas cowboys, continues to absolutely DEMOLISH the competition en route to a PERFECT start both within their division and overall
>mfw obsessed faggot haters can't stop shitting their pants over the sheer DOMINANCE on both sides of the ball shown by america's team, the dallas cowboys
>mfw no matter how hard you bitch and cry, america's team, the dallas cowboys, will continue to utterly DEVASTATE both their competitors as well as the unusually loose anuses of obsessed faggot haters
LMFAO. go ahead and let me know how mad you are all week, retards. your superior has some laughing to do at your expense.
I want schizo posters to fuck off forever.
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best offense in NFL history will not win the Superb Owl this season
>Ketchup
>Alex Smith's soul (objectively and statistically a top 1 QB to study under for a year while you learn the Kansas City system and hone in and develop your skills around the secrets of SMETH MAGIC™, it isn't even debatable)
>Patrick Mahomes (best QB in the game coming off a sophomore slump who will go down as the NFL GOAT QB and will surpass every QB in the league in every facet of the game within the next 5 years. He will put up 5,000+YDs/50+TDs/sub-15 INTs)
>Travis Kelce (The best TE in the game, who not only grows the best beard amongst all NFL TE's, is the best dancer, but also has the greatest IRL sh*tposting abilities. 1,000+YDs/10+TDs)
>Tyreek Hill (Literally T H E fastest player in the NFL and a top 5 WR who will R U N away with 1,200+YDs/12+TDs/0 opposing players who will catch him in open space)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>All while being protected by the best O-Line in the AFC
>Top 16 LB corp in the AFC
>Best D-Line in the AFC
>Best Head Coach in the NFL
>Best fans/stadium in the NFL
>Most based and red-pilled posters on Yea Forums
Barring major injuries to key players, there is no way the Chiefs are not winning the Superb Owl this year. The power of MAHOMES MAGIC™ has just begun.
The Kansas City Chiefs/Patrick Mahomes dynasty establishes itself in 2019.
You literally can't prove me wrong.
Cap it.
Or... hear me out now...
You could leave?
Nah some fuckery is going to happen, the SB is going to be either the Cardinals, Packers or Bears(oldest teams) vs the Texans(newest team)
Forgot this
>Traded next first round pick for Fitzpatrick
The New England Patriots are 1-3 in Super Bowls against NFCE teams.
They play the Ravens and Eagles on the road, and both are probably playoff teams this year. Also, you should make the same complaint about the Chiefs. Their only hard road game is the Patriots, and everyone else even partially difficult they play at home.
They will be 2-3 in 5 months.
The Dallas Cowboys are 3-0 against AFCE teams in the Super Bowl.
Nah. Schizo posters only make up like 1 in 5 posters here or something. I'd rather those people just fucked off forever with their absolute retard schizo "scripts".
>VHS stats
barf
>AFCE teams
>teamS
You mean the Bills.
They beat the Dolphins in the 70s. Doubt that has any relevance to today’s NFL but there you go.
Or... OR...
You could leave?
>everything about this post
Rams -3 vs the Browns is still the line. Free money
Nah. Schizo posters only make up like 1 in 5 posters here or something. I'd rather those people just fucked off forever with their absolute retard schizo "scripts".
That's actually nuts. I don't know why people are giving the Browns so much credit still after the season started. I know the Rams have looked less dominant, but they're still a way better team than the Browns. Even though it's a road game that line should be -6 at the least.
>Eli era over
THE 19-0 IS >OURS
The Rams actually looked the best they ever have last Sunday in my opinion. It wasn’t just “handofftogurleylol” they legit played well all around. O-line, D-line, safeties, receivers, Gurley and our backup running back. Every single player looked in sync on our team. I was fucking mind blown. Goff also had an amazing game. Browns are going to look like children playing in a big boy’s league come this Sunday
SNEAK IT'S ME YOUR BEST FRIEND YES GO SNAKE GO
Idiot asshole moron
>The Rams actually looked the best they ever have last Sunday in my opinion.
It's hard for me to take much from that game given the circumstances. It's easy for your D to look hot when they're facing a backup who was not expecting to play that day. If Brees played that whole game, we might be singing a very different tune about how the Rams looked. Quality of play looks a lot less sexy with a loss. Just look at the Patriots Eagles superbowl. Brady played like a champion and people still fault him for that loss because his defense allowed 41 points. If the Eagles had only scored 13, it would be hailed as one of the best performances of all time in a super bowl.
>all of this happens
>then N'Keal Harry comes back from injury in week 8
>then Gronk comes out of retirement
Russel Wilson
I guess I don’t understand why any Jets fan would be optimistic about the team knowing that Adam Gase is the coach.
I’ve consulted with the Oracle and have seen the Super Bowl matchup.
The Packers will play Kansas City. It’s a rematch of Super Bowl 1.
Packers will win 38-35.
For the record, KC beats New England in AFC Championship and Packers beat Eagles.
Packers will be the 4 seed and lose in the divisional. That much should be obvious by this point. Kansas City may be in the owl, but the Packers definitely won't be.
Packers are the #1 in NFC.
Chiefs are #2 in AFC.
>Packers are the #1 in NFC.
Delusional. Even if you think they're the best NFC team(they're not), their schedule will ensure they are not the #1 seed.
But they go 14-2.
Yeah, I'm gonna filter you at this point.
>tfw you find out the Coom King is also a hardcore Packers fan
Literally who
So /nfl/, let me ask you this; by some weird twist of fate you wind up as GM of the Dolphins, how do you go about turning that teams fortunes around? You’ve got five years to get a 10 win season, Brady will have retired. How do you go about it?
I resign immediately.
>GM
I blow Miami's first overall draft pick on Jawon pass, from the Louisville Cardinals, because his last name is pass.
Then I take a TE with the other first round pick
Based and AMERICA'S TEAMpilled
Seriously, if we get Ramsey, the division is ours
APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>just blitz Brady
Seriously, how do we stop this guy?
RIP Watson
There is no stopping him
Watson needs to get the ball out quicker.
>attemptpted
C'mon Baldy...
What the fuck is Cam's problem?
MANLETS RISE UP
He can’t read. Sign clearly says one way.
You can't beat Brady with blitzes. You have to bring him down with your front 4.
Still makes me lol
Dead thread
Dead board
Dead website
>that stupid retard last thread who said the ONLY way to beat him is blitz him
lmao
is
>best HC in the NFL
the single most retarded line here? he made it to the owl once and lost to the guy who's won it six fucking times
Eagles making the NFC championship game is the more delusional part of that post imo
just give us the first pick already
um, sweaty, the Dolphins are going 0-16 this year
>checks schedule
>week 15
nope
What do you think of Pat Shurmur as coach?
Lol >bills 6 fag on SUICIDE WATCH
not as bad as gettlememe. gettlememe traded the best player on the team, got a decent return, and then picked jones and a fucking nose tackle at 17. they packaged the third the browns sent to trade up giving them three first round picks and none of them were used to replace odell. i feel shurmur could be a good coach, gettlememe is cancer though
>6. Bills
>Bills
kek
Rams vs. Browns, who you got?
SWEATING
The Bills.
>Dolphins' head coach AND GM are black
How does that cake taste?
*Slams you through a table*
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING
>Dak isn't eli-
Oh no he's gonna go to the Jags
Sounds based
Great now we get to hear how racism factored in on every play.
They threw the flag because of racism
They didn't throw the flag because of racism
I was picked off because of racism
I was tackled because racism
We lost because of racism
Why wasn’t he in the best shape of his life back when he was actually starting?
>Love
Well that just confirms everyone on the Chiefs is a retard.
Fucking hell, we're getting a Cowboys-Patriots Superbowl aren't we?
Injuries my dude
Jets signing QB David Fales
>Fales spent the last two seasons with the Dolphins and shared time on the Miami roster with Falk in 2018. He also played for the Bears when Gase was Chicago’s offensive coordinator.
I'm a packer fan and I still don't believe it. look at the quarterbacks they've played against
Nice secondary you got there, iggles
Brady boutta embarrass "America's" team on the biggest stage to complete 19-0. Fitting. The New England PATRIOTS will officially be America's team after this.
Jets hiring Gase had to be one of the most retarded front office moves I've seen
Still better than ending up with capernick
How funny would it be if the cowboys made the next 4 consecutive owls obly to lose every single one.
The Bills did it first.
I guess you can call Bill's playbook a script
Why are Vikings fans so delusional?
Why are any patriots fans responding to the raving of autistic Dallas fans in the first place
Yea I still don’t get that hire or Bills hiring Rex Ryan. They had front row seats to watching their retardation in the division 2 times a year yet chose hire them when they became available. Makes no fucking sense.
do you guys think mahomes has only fucked one person?
If you're going to tank, there's no sense in wasting money on a decent backup
>autistic Dallas fans
No such thing. Have sex, loser. 5 rings!
Jets aren't tanking though
It's also true, everyone making productions based on two games are pretty fucking retarded and that applies to all teams, not just the vikings
>gloating about ancient rings
I don’t think the Jets are trying to lose on purpose though..
I know it's only been two weeks this season but Kirk has started 75 games in his career. Has he shown anything to make you think he's clutch or anything but average/above average against trash teams and trash against good teams?
Is Eli better than Mitch?
She was there before he made it.
I would take texans over chargers, but other than that I agree with everything
are the dolphins trading away their pick?
>his QB has mono
Looooooooooooool
>making Amari look top 10
Jesus christ
Wow really excited for the tits vs jags game tomorrow
Test
>6 bills
Jesus
End
This thread already
Migrate my dudes
You misspelled Patriots
Mahomes vs Brady
0-2
They seethe easily
No one on the cowboys has 5 rings thou
He should not have been the fucking dipshit he was. He taunted NFL defenses over and over, and ran like a RB. What did you expect?
Why do you guys bitch so much?
>Whatbaoutism
We had a good game, you fags don't want to say it because it'll be another thing we're taking from the flyovers.
