/hoc/ - from logs to sticks

forgot to take bacon out of the fridge

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the slogan is autism speaks not autism sleeps

>gonna say I was Vegas lifelong but was doing undercover operation in Vancouver if they win the cup

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Big mistake patty boy. bit too blunt for our north american friends, see you in Tappara

i haven't seen anyone reporting on what he said here yet

bust percentage 66%

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...

Beavers are top-tier bros

laine tactical genius
the finnish language is literally indecipherable to gaijins unless a traitor finn sells him out

they were both professori babbys. pulju MIGHT awaken when he plays with aho again

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good morning friend

hey bud how are ya

say again?

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lmao this fuckin piece of shit is actually going to flee to europe

great, just taking my morning patrik laine

Finland has lost all of its privileges after this offseason.

free like a frisbee

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his jersey looks like its on backwards

GKS Tychy would win with preseason Oilers.

feels good to know >my team won the finnbowl

kek ya it does

any fantasy /hoc/ leagues yet?

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>bulju PPG in liiga
based

none as of yet

Why isn't /hoc/ organizing NHL 2002 tournaments?

someone needs to revoke this man's gamer status

Just dropped a fiery Yuma in the Glendale

Shut the fuck up and back the fuck up
While we fuck this track up

companywide anti-bullying training today lads a d they're using marchand as an example

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>teaser_wide_big

It's actually you, user

now i know yall be lovin this shit right here
l i m p bizkit is right here

>companywide anti-bullying training

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drop the puck

what do they say about bullying finns?

lol

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finns are too important to a business to risk upsetting if you are lucky enough to acquire one

>i hate that rat with his little rat hand

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I love how clean and cultured Switserland looks, compared to America

Mä en ikinä ländää

makes you think if we were smart enough to avoid world meme i, world meme ii, and the cold meme we might have cities on mars by now

Insider tells me Laine signs today

You must complete this anti-harrasment course Mr.Kane, it's a term of your settlement

offer sheet from astralis

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>bostonniggers get instant superbowls
>but bitch when losing a stanley cup
go figure

just sign the contracts already i want to see big top shelf bombs

thoughts on my view?

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what name do i put on my new finland jersey?

Rantanen
Heiskanen
Laine
Bulju
kakko

"Jesse Pool Party"

Imagine, that steel beam was blown from the Pentagon all the way to Yuma, Arizona. Really puts in perspective how vicious the 9/11 attack was.

i was in DC the day it happened ama

youtube.com/watch?v=8YfFMVc5u8M
Lmao, imagine being this fish. *sips*

>shitaly
youtu.be/xmpc3fcrNJQ

9/11 bits are literally like catholic relics. theyre collected and treated as holy objects.

the 2002 olympics during the nations walkout team USA led their parade with a half burned american flag from ground zero.

thats some zealot shit

Chris Pronger

is there an open oblivion gate next to your house?

Wtf F*nns told me Hughes would be a bust

Soon.

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he is tho

because they are afraid of kakko being bulju 2.0

ive always wondered what my fellow hocateers youtube algorithm was like

Two goals last night though
Proxy off

>Rantanen to Bern

ohnonono

>preseason goals

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Stacy's mom has got it going on x4

bulju has 6 points in 6 games with the car part ferrerts

oh wait im sorry this is the same general that had vegas fans jizzing for joy over a fucking preseason win

Finns make it seem like Kakko's points in prospect tournaments counted

>vegas fans
found your problem, those guys are retarded

>"b-but he undressed murray!"
*cant do that in the regular season*
gonna laugh my ass off when ranger fans start screaming perkele because of how bad kakko is

his tranformation has taken place, but will any NHL GMs notice?

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mtvuutiset.fi/artikkeli/mikko-rantanen-patrik-laineen-seuraksi-sveitsilaiseen-berniin/7552498
wew its true

>finnish player doing well in finnish league
>cant do anything in the NHL
hmm maybe hes a career finland player

why would you use quotation marks AND meme arrows

where were you when finns became the new russians?

Sounds p comfy to me

>user, you're going to the coyotes game tonight, right? wanna awoooo with me afterward?

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Ha ha , Bern is gonna kill the competition in NLA

Post your recommended feed.

If only we could flyyyyyyyyy
Limp bizkit style

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yeah their audience was so excited for that. I think I even heard one of them actually cheer

cumtown clips, rogan clips, nfl highlights, formula 1 highlights

r8 my shit taste

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not a fan of the new away jersey lads

>f1

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me neither, but it's too late
embrace the >crags

based

i dont actually watch football

even more based

PUKKI/10 my finnish friend.

Karen O > some fucking flying machines

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>guitar music in 2019

t. flossing zoomer

It’s amazing how the season hasn’t even started and Finland is already working overtime on the damage control.

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for me it's guitar music

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Just wait

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i'd be scared of the rangers if they had a 1st line center

I see one decent forward line and then an entire roster of shit

>he listens to edm

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Finland is scared

i dont

I like Laines Buffalo Bill look.

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>inb4 Laffs beat the SNES tonight and every mouthbreathing fuck in Toronto cooms

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oh yeah what do you listen to then

techno and JVG

Shoo shoo lil zoomie

of what?

wow thats somehow worse

Top kek

yes its called Tampa's postseason

>not listening to 00s music to remember the good tiems and forget the bad tiems

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I GET KNOCKED DOWN

took a kakka xD

wish I had Finnish friends IRL 2bh
they seem like a blast

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Edmongolians would want a first rounder "because damnit we spent a first round pick, we are getting that pick!" So instead he will rot on the vine because of GM spite

You know understand why Boomer radio always has two or three stations.

I see that Finland is still seething this morning lmfao. Imagine being scared of a little twink kike rofl

Going to pee

>tfw the jets trade laine to florida

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this game will interest me

Vegass, for the last time it's the preseason, it's for prospect and new player evaluation not winning epic 0pt games you dumbfuck

SLEEPING WITH MY CLOTHES ON

no cap

Hoffman > Laine

*sips*

>florida flips him to Ott

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For the love of God do not send that bust here

They can't possibly be at ceiling, let me che-
>80.7 mil
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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fuck the nucks tbqh

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>Melnyk paying anyone top dollar.

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>ragsvestites

what should i get for lunch lads?

penis

repeating digits say a healthy salad

two goals against AHL players and prospects :DDDDD GENERATIONAL

the fact you need to hype last night is kinda sad

I had that for breakfast

no we didnt. nobody gives fuck because everyone knew he would dominate those kids, thats why he only played one game. to show his dominance

ah, then some kraft dinner for sure

>lunch
>kraft dinner

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Brown bag it to work, save money. Nice sandich with side of chips, maybe some grapes in a ziploc bag.

>not living on the edge

Only two weeks left till everyone will see who is the real #1

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>the absolute state of this seething finngolian

i remember being 11 too

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if you don't climb or descend manually on an elevator at at least a slow pace you are a fat crippled fuck, jesus

That's not how elevators work tardo

stop falling for it ffs

escalator, god damn it. so beside myself lad

>4 posts in 5 minutes

>rags

I don't ride escalators because they scare me

>not going out to lunch and ordering a #92 (3 shots and a gram of blow)

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as long as he keeps baiting you this easily he's going to do it. Are you from reddit?

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yes

will be funny with both rangers and devils missing the playoffs this year lol

old mexican lady at the coffee place said something with my name on it to the Mexican qt working the cash register and she looked at me giggling and blushing. s-she said something good right....

and Kakko winning another gold medal for finland.

When you come to /hoc/, this is who you're posting with.

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an honor

He looks like he's having far too much fun to be the average /hoc/ finn

bruh when you think finns are having the least fun is when theyre winning biggest

Finns win big-league

Anyone else going to Pepsi Center tonight?

me on the left leaving the screen to save myself from embarrassment

hey qt :3

For me it's Pepsi Max Center

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stop raping me wtf

For the record I agree. Luckily I live in the middle of nowhere and we don't have any.

My nuggies aren't playing so no

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Does anyone can get me to finland? I can't live anymore. I'm freaking out here.

mmmm, ah, yes

qt

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Not wasting my money on a preseason game

True except rags. This is how I logically come to conclusion (and then come).

1. Best finn in djuvels is russian
2. Best finn in rags is KAAPO KAKKO

Fuck sunbelt. Fuck attack. Holocaust

Panarin - Zibanejad - Kakko

You would have a hard time watching NHL hockey live though

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Watch Champions League

Is that soccer?
Shan't.

why the FUCK is /hoc/ so quiet right now?

Real wagie hours

pucks

kept out

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Who is this?

no idea

Looks like a score to me.

Just got this in the mail lads

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but it's 2019 wtf?

ALERT ALERT

CBJ PLANNING TO STEAL RANTANEN, LAINE. WIN BACK TO BACK CUPS FOR DECADE.

is.fi/nhl/art-2000006242155.html

>Finland and CBJ
Two wrongs don't make a right

Congrats on helping pay for LaPierre's 5th home

>Panarin and bobrovski for rantanen and laine
kekäläinen would be absolute magician.

SIGN RANTANEN YOU COWARDS

oh nice isles letting wahlstrom and dobson play tonight. Might drop to see how they play

>Letting Rantenen get snatched
Joe Sakic go to jail

9/17 Preseason games
Sanators v Maple Laffs 14:30 PST
Canes v Lightning 16:00 PST
Blackhawks v Redwings 16:30 PST
Golden Knights (fuck the Knights) v Avalanche 18:00 PST
Ducks v Shorks 19:00 PST
Yotes v Kings 19:30 PST

Even though it's preseason I'm still happy to watch hockey because I'm lonely, have no friends, and slightly suicidal. Hockey gives me some joy from an otherwise soul crushing reality of day to day life.

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what a madman

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>Even though it's preseason I'm still happy to watch hockey because I'm lonely, have no friends, and slightly suicidal. Hockey gives me some joy from an otherwise soul crushing reality of day to day life.
We know.

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forgot islanders flyers

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>Pacific time

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FUCK jak huus
AND FUCK nev jersy devils

could you stop posting my gf here? she kindly asks you to stop

why u hate my nigga vatanen?

nice post

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Yes, I live in Arizona and yes we have an AHL Team (Tucson Roadrunners) and a NHL team (Arizona [formerly Phoenix] Coyotes. I'm also gay.

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It must be depressing to be a Yotes fan.

>We have an NHL team
not for long, gayboy

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Is the NHL the most gentlemanly league?
>NFL
Wife-beaters, robbers, assault and battery
>NBA
Actual Rapists
>MLB
Pedos, cheaters

Only thing anyone in the NHL has ever been caught for was maybe doing coke.

>Is the NHL the most gentlemanly league?
Duh. It's also the whitest. Coincidence?

That one blues player got arrested in a murder for hire plot like 15 years ago

and some guys who beat their wives and raped, but besides that, clean. Voynov was a fucking fag though

Bobby Hull was a wifebeater for a good bit. Doesnt change the fact he is still one of the best players in NHL history tho

she probably deserved it

Lads how's NHL 20?
Haven't played since 17, thinking about picking it up during the inevitable black friday sale

The same shit it's been for the last decade with a bit of glitter thrown over it in the hopes that you won't notice.

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So was Roy

>the dance that saved winnipeg

today is the day lads

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NHL has fortnite players so who's really the worst one huh?

>that webm
not buying it for that alone

>"give me two elite players"
>nhl teams proceed to do just that
how does he keep doing it?

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*dabs*

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is this dabres' year?

No but I'm getting the jersey regardless.

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Bold prediction:
5 Atlantic and only 3 Metro teams will make the playoffs this season.

fake and gay

the cowards should've signed Rantanen back when they had the chance

it's comfier than you think

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What's the name of that streaming site where you can pretty much watch all games (SHL)?

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onhockey dot tv

cmore.se/
Here fren

It's pretty good. It feels more like hockey than NHL 19

>Kachina Jerseys
>Generally suck but still fun
>Other coyotes fans understand how much they suck and enjoy the misery together

wow looks like shit

thank you fren

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t. thinks every jersey should be red or black

nope

thinking about benis

yep

My dad has a subscription I can use but can't figure out how to log in cause there's like 1000 000 login options and all have different passwords/ login options

Still waiting on Calgary and a few other teams to reveal their full uniforms to go with their new jerseys, but Winnipeg revealed theirs so I might as well get on that.

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girl benis?

To disappoint, yet again? Yes

>tfw still have numreous streaming sites with my dad's credit card but my login and email information
he's so rich he probably doesn't even know he's paying for those

so are the canes gonna bust out the meme cellys for preseason games too now

Won't find out until their game at home tomorrow.

im doing homework

Can't wait to watch >my Canies win 4-2 tonight lads

Randy's Law: if there's anything cringy the relocanes can do, they will.

Can't wait to watch >my Canies win 10-0 tonight lads

Will be sound asleep when my Canies win 6-4 tonight

big girl benis

>cringy
more like based am I right?

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Gonna watch the Oilers game. I want to see how they look without either McDavid or Drai on the ice.

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don't acknowledge the seetheautists, lad

This one goes out to my boy Sammykins.

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Tell me how Pulju looked.

Fact: Salavat Yufa's 1st line Hatrikainen - Manninen - Omark would be better than Edmonton's 3rd line this season.

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if you exclude Kane then yes

Pretty much as last season, not there.

Want to impregnate a Finnish girl tbqhwuf.

for me, it's omark penalty shots

First chance for Korpisalo to make a good impression as this season's number 1.

who is this qt

>I-it's everyone else, n-not us!!

for me its stan lee cup champion and pornstar enthusiast >rags delzotto

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Don't hold your breath. Elvis and Veini both are better.

why do the lines look so crooked?

Disgusting

can't wait for all of the super hot mens room sexual experiences when my canies win 3-1

He will forever be #2. He's the next Khudobin.

Two Latvian goaltenders are better than a Finn?

Why does the engraving look so amateurish

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Yes, Veinis Vehviläinens is superb

i wish i was finnish

randylina gaysex surges

gonna sniff some glue when my canies win

I wish I was Finnish (and dead)

Why is everyone talking about >my Canesies all of a sudden?

I hope we can shit on /cric/ for the upcoming septuplets digits

same then spam the same 6 frogs and pictures of aho on /hoc/

>all of a sudden

boiling

>all of a subban

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/cric/ is our bitch and australia is her asshole

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New Jersey Twinks and Blacks

and don't forget Yaweh's chosen people

First day at work talked about sunbelt and finland

do you work at a school for the retarded?

You only had nice things to say about them, I hope.

going to the jim

I knew a Jim he sold my dad weed and was missing a leg

For me, it’s phoneposting while cuddling with kitty

>s-stop pointing out the t-truth!!

cuddling with pussy > cuddling with kitty

who the fuck is he talking to

kitty is best fren

Jorma Ollila

whats a number you never see in the NHL.

John this is your subconscious. Wake up already you're in a coma.

100

0. think they can wear it in apehoop.

pi

and baseball. I know there was someone on the royals who had 0 as their number

i wish i was finished

666

i wish i wasn't finnish

all finns are swedes, in heart and soul

i wish the entire world was finnish

guys our neet and NHL 24/7 days are coming to an end.

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95531974

I wish kitty was finnish

i had a 33 year old chinese girl try to flirt with me a lot but i turned her down. wonder if she was an incel hunter

I hear Shaw was denied 14/88

69

might take a poo poo in loo loo later also kinda want to drink coffee but it's too late for that thoughts lads? maybe I should just stay woke all night and watch all the hockey

Thinking of all the girls that might have been into me but I was too stupid to notice.
Hockey

It's just preseason, get some rest jarmo

quinn, demko, and the skeleton making their preseason debuts against the soilers tonight. also markus granlund making his soilers preseason debut.

bust, bust, and bust

I think i have too many of those too. The worst one i will always remember. This was probably 10 years ago or so some cute gothish girl offered to buy me a drink at the bar but i said no need because i have money. I realised what i've done after a while but didn't find her.

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Where did NZ go

>Bulju not even top 20 in league scoring

Uh haha! A haha! A ahaha! Take the NHL contract and let Nugent-Hopkins carry you to 20 + 30

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based

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hes played a ton of games with mcmeme, rnh, and the final solution already and still couldnt get carried.

Aren't they like three games into the season?

He is taking the hobbits to isengard

Sven, you are dreaming about Baltic sea empire again ? It's just a dream, wake up!

oh right 4:00 start for isles at nassau

>incel hunters

We’ve reached pinnacle existence

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reeee you've posted this picture more than once reeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeeeee

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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Shant wake up! It shall happen!

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Now that his hips are fine he should be able to keep up. His biggest problem was skating to his position in transition.

The hands, shot and release are there he simply needed some extra steps to get into the right spots.

>Drafting a goalie named DiPietro

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I've unironically have had a crush on Sara since I was 13. I know shes a lesbian I don't care

rick was cursed from injury

michael isnt related to rick

iktf
I find myself falling for women who I later learn are lesbians at what has to be a way-higher-than-normal rate.

based

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>Talbot
>Lucic
>Reider
>Davidson
>Gryba
>Gazdic
>Smid

Why are the Flames obsessed with shitty ex Oilers? Please stop copying >us >we are a terrible team

interesting to play coreau at least

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I'd never work with retards. I despise the infirm
Finland excellent, ripped on "non traditional hockey markets"

You ever think you may be a lesbian?

Finally, some good fucking hockey

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>215 plus tax plus fees for preseason tickets behind the goalie
Fucking brutal

Well, I do love women, so I can certainly empathize with lesbians.
But I'm a guy, so I don't think that that label would apply to me.

what the fuck is the point of a goalie having a stick if he’s not going to even use it?

I ask myself that question every fucking game.

It's [current year] user you can be whatever you want

kuznetsov was kind enough to pencil in the layout for next year in '18 with his credit card

where?

Marty Biron was a perpetual benchwarmer. Hertl ended his career all in one night

Even Shannon knows that Laine is fucked.
youtube.com/watch?v=Y3uBje-0FHM

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should some team like the islanders or habs get him?

rude but based

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Just poured some sip into my favorite coffee mug lads

Daily reminder that John Tavares is...

*sips* soccer

a Toronto Maple Leaf

Best player of leafs

>norway and finland are the leading football countries of nordics
HOWLING AT DENMARK AND SWEDEN

we suck at football what the hell are you talking about

Others suck more !

The reason the twinks got paid do highly

>winners of the nations league
>2nd after italy in european group stage
>the best striker in the world
hmm i think not!

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420

based PUKKI

how do i see the sawker ball?

Does anyone wear 97 other than McMeme?

Post more Cowboy Henk.

youtube.com/watch?v=T_8CDIblEDc

why are our football fans like this and our hokkei fans drunk people dressed in clown clothes?

Koopa Kaka

sorry don't have anything more.

because soccer is so boring they have to make up chants and dance moves to have fun

Ever wonder why the home advantage is so much bigger in soccer compared to hockey?

unless they build bigger arenas that would be impossible since tickets sell in seconds in hoki

Only gays and women are able to. It's a genetic thing.

B A S E D

no I never wonder that at all

based

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i couldnt imagine watching a mickey mouse sport where away goals count for more than scoring at home

wait seriously they count away goals for more? thats dumb

It’s a tiebreaker

you fucking what

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Nigga just use home goals that makes more sense

It’s harder to score away ya pinhead so the away goals count more for a tiebreaker

>euro logic
>"oh more for away team since it harder to score there!"

how about this for a soccer tiebreaker:
the tie goes to whichever team has less space on its jerseys taken up by advertisements, measured from corner to corner of each ad so that teams don't get credit for "blank space" between the letters of corporate wordmarks or something

fucking soccer, what a goddamned joke

>soccer """jerseys"""
>just plastered with big fat ads and a small crest
pathetic

Half an hour to the first pre-season game for the Leafs, lads!
Fkn finally

SSM8
youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4

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The boomer down the hill is blasting Twisted Sister right now lads

>never want to pony up the cash for regular season games
>drunkenly bought some cheap nosebleeds for a preseason game

thought I took a nice clean san jose this morning and was real casual about wiping. didn't realize it was a lot more vegasy than I thought until later when my butthole got all chapped

Barzal on preseason
>“All I want to do now is play in the playoffs. Get back there and that's where I want to be as a player. You don't want to be nine years in and you've only made the playoffs two times.”
BTFO
T
F
O

got a good post lined up for the start of the season

where have you been for all these months?

Put him out of his misery

Frying up some bacon for BLTs lads. Then we shall begin the booze and dude.

is it >rags

Na he’s playing Diary of a Madman now

Been on vacation in June/July, had a lot of work in to do in August as I started working at a new place
Times been flying desu

>inb4 Varly's groin gives out and they miss

>taking a two month vacation

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sounds based

My vacation started 21st of June
Ended August 5th

Sounds haram
Haram

user, this is what life is like when a country's labor sticks up for itself instead of guzzling corporate coom

My vacation started August long weekend and I'm still on it
Home of former NHL star Patrik Laine

still thinking about benis

>coom
oh look the new meme buzzword that will be ran into the ground by the time I finish dinner

the ticket system was a mess for the St. John's game of Laffs vs Sens
>exclusively posts them online
>get online 10 mins early (months ago) to get top tier tickets for like 125 bucks
>try to access page
>totally shuts down due to traffic
>finally able to access it a half hour later and it's totally sold out
>immediately see tickets on kijiji starting at 300 per
buddy if you wanna get locals in your games sell them at the box office

angry, cumbrain?

I shall avenge this affront to MY beloved Newfoundland

Teacher?

based

scalpers get scalp'd amirite fellas

Laine to carrolina hurricanes confirmed!

freddy with the toe that's my boi

>exclusively posts them online
>get online 10 mins early (months ago) to get top tier tickets for like 125 bucks
>try to access page
>totally shuts down due to traffic
>finally able to access it a half hour later and it's totally sold out
Same thing happened down here in the sunbelt.

How? >We have like 12 fucking defensemen and we're above the cap already. >We don't have room.

>laffs

Exactly!

Zoomers holding out hope of offersheets when even the Relocanes are over cap

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why did the leafs pay their opening night line up?

He's a (pedo) teacher

>laffs

that reminds me

CALL
THE
MOUN-TIES
>*clap clap clapclapclap*

>preseason
still feels great

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Question
>any good games on tonight?
Answer
>no, it's preseason
Solution
>watch Smackdown

source?

how the fuck do we ban faggot mandrama posters to once and for all
just fucking stay there for christ's sake

>getting worked into a shoot
oof

>le go someplace else
ya bubblin

penis

benis

report all mandrama posts
do not reply to mandrama posters
do not post in mandrama threads

Big dimes HarpGOAT is back smackchads will never lose again

if kappo doesnt get a hatty tonight he's a confirmed bust

Why should Laine get a push, besides obvious in-rink talent? What is his character? Name one compelling promo Pate has given. Hockey is about CHARISMA first and foremost, the actual hockey is almost an afterthought. Mauri is absolutely right to bury Laine right now, given that he has no personality whatsoever.

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Admitted to getting a boner with his daughter on his lap

i bet reaves would cut a good promo

euro babyfaces don’t get over unless they’re gay like Finn Balor

technically an involuntary reaction

/hoc/-beavers, anime, mandrama, canadian football and politics, coffee and finnish cuisine

>lockout fags btfo

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also radon awareness and no anime

I see you're still making up stories because you for some reason don't like me
Fk me you're pathethic

>he thinks this means no lockout

could happen to anyone, doesn’t mean anything

No one wants a lockout m8. Not the players, not the NHL, not the NHLPA. The only people who actually want a lockout are the faggots on this board just like you. Suck a dick.

its so pathetic listening to yuropoors complain about traveling for sawker. >wahhh we had to fly for 3 hours to play 1 game. meanwhile hockey and apehoop teams end up living out of a suitcase for 6 months of the year flying back and forth across the continent to play multiple games in only a few nights.

I liked you until you freely admitted that

>underestimating the sheer will of ted lindsay from the grave

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t. coomers with no self control

>slaps you on the back after a game and compliments you

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divegrass logos suck

The nhlpa was a mistake. Prove me wrong
They dont even do what the players want.

What pretext would the NHL need to have been the one that pushed for the CBA opt-out? Is there none and they just wanted a say for control or am I a subban brain

Divegrass even has logos?
I thought it was nothing but sponsor logos.

its almost like 500+ people are going to have different opinions on things

They have a club crest and a corporate shirt sponsor it’s been that way for decades get over it

Exactly, the NHLPA is redundant and bureaucratic at best and should be eliminated as it serves no purpose beyond waating money and producing tension

Bold of Europeans to try talking shit when you buy a jersey with a name on it when they PAY MONEY TO WEAR A CORPORATIONS LOGO

>No one wants a lockout m8
no shit retard. they're not solving any problems by doing this, they're just agreeing to deal with them later. do you really not understand that?

>it’s been that way for decades get over it
No, I don't have to, since I don't like soccer in the first place. I get to go on thinking it's shit.

no retard the company pays the soccer club to wear their logo

I don't know what you mean.

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>While the management of daily operations is the responsibility of the NHLPA Executive Director, the ultimate control over all NHLPA activities resides with the players, who each year elect representatives in order to form an Executive Board. Each of the 31 teams has one representative on the Board.
of course you'll find a couple scabs licking bettman's boots, but considering actions of the union are dictated through player-elected reps from their own teams, it pretty much depends on the players to elect people who reflect their own aims

hes talking about individual fans not the team, retard.

Getting it ready, cuckold?

the nhl board of govenors was a mistake. Prove me wrong
they dont know whats best for the game, most of them cant even skate. they only want what is best for their investment.

when is the good hockey starting

Weirdo.

Just dropped a Laine and wiped with the current CBA

...

Well aren't you a big boy!

...

Well?

If no one wants a lock out there wont be a lockout faggot. It's just like with unions. Yes they all have the ability to strike but most have agreed to not strike because it's bad for everyone. Instead they solve their issues and move on. There isnt going to be another lockout unless something major happens to disrupt the current dynamic.