/Chelsea/

This. Arselel are irrelevant since 2006 and yet their fanbase is a really huge, even here.

ederson exposed him tho
well, 4rsena1 beat them 7-3 on agg. last season so i reckon it's going to be 11-4 for us tonight

There will by any streams for the match?

Will Pooplisic be benched again?

Aren't their players revolting against the club? We should be fine.

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of course
footybite.com

soccerstreams100.com
also good for me lad

thanks lads

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You lads rate Mount?

>revolutionizes penalty taking

That's not Panenka or Balotelli.

of course, why not? He got that zoomer arrogance about him, but he's good so it's not annoying.

>revolutionizes penalty taking

You know Lewandowski does the same without looking like a gay retard?

Please Watch Our Players

Probably. If he was born in England he would be 10 times better.

Finally back bros

...

hes shit.

we dont need any foreigners when weve got brave franks brexit boys from the academy

Black fans.

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I am not a fan of the 343 desu. But then it's hopefulyl a necessity based on Chelsea not having midfielders (cough drinky baka cough)

>zoomer on
>willian on
yikes

Tomori-chan

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>no Pulisic
Chelsea win.

is this the match thread too

I hope we sign Declan Rice, he’s was a Chelsea supporter. Well he was. :/

Might as well be.

>standing for the champions league anthem

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Let’s gooooooo

based

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Is this the gamethread?

WE’VE WON IT ALL

I miss the el lads

yes, the worst match thread of the day

Aspie just made a decent cross

That was a red

FUCKIN CUNT COQ, FAGGOT IS STILL SALTY ABOUT HAZARD SPINNING HIM. SHIT CUNT OF A PLAYER.

dirty cunt

i don't have acces to the game. How are they doing so far?

isn't that a red in 2019: VAR edition?

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This sort of fouls is one of those things that will never be removed from football because working class gammons would chimp out.

Zoomer looks terrified every time he gets the ball in his feet

Not playing bad at all

so would you. it's a big game.

Begorrah willian is such a ball hog

fuck. injury.

Mount dead

RED CUNTING CARD TO A CUNTING CUNT. FUCKING INJURY TO A PLAYER WITH A CAREER AHEAD OF HIM

FUCK COQUELLIN YOU FUCKING NIGGER

Can't wait to see him play for Vitesse in 12 months

kovacic has been playing well this season. it took sarri a year but finally all his coaching kovacic has paid off

he has looked like that every game

>0-0 after 20 mins
Fat Frank exposed

William playing as he should this match

willian is low iq

>pedro

I am getting worried

Every game reminds me that I am completely correct in my hate for willian

Is the CL solved?

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i know what he meant, but his choice of words is ridiculous

pedro is also low iq

He's so smart he sounds dumb. Very high iq.

Tomori is so quick also clear anti Chelsea agenda still

Getting real tired of these boomer wingers lads

wait, so the first part of it is the bit at the start, and then once that bit is done and they go on to the next bit, that's the second part, that second bit that comes after the first bit?

Plastic club.
Plastic fans.
Plastic trophies.

Well, you’d clearly be an expert in plastic because that’s all you fat fucks eat.

lose weight

Actually the champions league is three parts, the group stage, the knockout round and then the final.

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yeah, hate Valencia too

Manufactured farce of a club.

t. pulisic's mom

jorginho + lampard have the highest accumulated IQ at a single club in football

azpli pls

fuck arsenal and fuck david luiz

If Chelsea won't play in the final, the final doesn't exist.

Like your food and day to day life

We look pretty good desu. Should have been red for Coquelin and Willian has been disappointing as usual, but this looks very winnable.

heh

Rather like "your" club before it was pumped full of oligarch money.

>plays a shit pass
>gets mad
every time

and fuck you for missing that

>willian
>willian
>willian

If only I could at least get used at W*llian being shit

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Willian never makes good pass or cross after good dribble fucking stupid NIG-

PULI IN
WILLY OUY

might start buying into the azpilicueta is past it meme

why do our crosses never have any pace on them

at least I didn't miss any goals when I went to the shop for vodka

sadly it's not a meme

half time so might as well ask what brand of vodka you got

...

Reece and Emerson is the way to go

>vodka
I don't like that, it's too easy to drink.

russian standard

True bro. I hate Spuds and Arselel too.

it's not a meme. He started cracking under Sarri.

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and by that i don't mean it was because of Sarri but rather in the time when Sarri was a manager.

you hate chelsea for the plastic?

whats plastic about spurs and arsenal though

>Spurs
>plastic
Ah yes who can forgot all those fairweather fans that came over after >we won the audi cup

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2nd half started

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i miss azpi as a CB
>inb4 the italian sperg starts saying he was a RB with conte

Is Willian playing for Valencia today? He's so shit

anything but a win at home is UNACCEPTABLE

reminder that we have kante, CHO and ruben injured

Based Indian customer.

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when is Pulishit coming on? I want to laugh at him

put the biscuit in the basket

>chelsea entering the last 35 minutes without a 3-goal lead

uh oh

CAM ON PUT LAMPARD ON

Mount was the only high IQ attacker

Pulisic on for Willian in next 10 min PLEASE.

let alonso take this

Jorginho looks decent desu

fucking cillessen

Kek don't bully the zoomer like that

boring

Cum on scoar sum fookin goals

Tomori has been really good

fsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdf

I literally don't want Willian to ever play for Chelsea again

Abraham has amazing link up play. Poodro and William are just terrible

FUCK BOOMERS

FUCKING WILLIAN FUCK OFF IDIOT

Someone put Willian out of his misery. He looks ready for the Chinese league

put giroud & pulisic please

pls

>zoomer off
thank god that willian is still on

shit

ogre

JUST

I hate life

4-4-FUCKING-2

>chelsea have conceded late goals all season by keeping the same defence
>lampard solves this problem by taking off a defender

unfathomably high IQ decisions at play here lads

Fucking knew it

Why did they boo Giroud when he came on?

basted fat frank

w-what do you mean

kill me bros

Oops

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>doesn't start
>lose
based lamps

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FUCK

Horribly organized backline

The defence is so fucking bad

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So everything is coming back to order and it's time to eplel teams to get ass rammed by laliga
Sad for chelsea tho they are based

>chelshit

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>parks the bus
>scores a set-piece goal
hate those teams desu

crap

I hope he gonna get sacked by the end of the month

NEW

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>EPLEL EPLEL EPLEL EPLEL EPLEL EPLEL >EPLEL EPLEL EPLEL EPLEL EPLEL EPLEL>EPLEL EPLEL EPLEL EPLEL EPLEL EPLEL >EPLEL EPLEL EPLEL EPLEL EPLEL EPLEL>EPLEL EPLEL EPLEL EPLEL EPLEL EPLEL

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA EAT SHIT YOU PLASTICS AND CUSTOMERS

Over and over, Chelsea spent almost 10 years not understanding that you need good offensive players to kill small teams so they don't get confident. So you keep playing Willian, for what? and a 3 at the back,

That's not an issue for good teams

LAMPARD OUT

Wunt have happened in JT's day

exactly, look at chelsea's backline

Welcome to the Europa League lol

>Barkley coming on
Just fuck off

big deal, Valencia is probably the 2nd favourite from this group, this loss means shit

Cute

ERA

CMON VAR
ERA

BENULDY

ES PENAL

Wtf I love VAR now

Based VAR

missed

What the fuck

Barkley unironically kys you fucking shit cunt

>English penalties
AHAHAHAHAHA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Poor Lampard is gonna be such a baldfraud by the end of this season

bullshit
total fucking bullshit

>Gross Barklel

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>English penalties

fucking barkley going against based jorginho

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS NIGGER TAKING IT AWAY FROM JORGINHO WHAT THE FUCK

Toss Barkley

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHY THE FUCK DID THIS FUCKING FAGGOT TAKE THE PENALTY???? FUCKING KYS

FUCK YOU
JORGINHO WOULD'VE SCORED

OH NONONONONONONONONONO

>OP pic
ironic lel

oh dear

Still worth it, eh Ross?

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WHAT THE FUCK !!! WHAT THE FUCK !!! WHAT THE FUCK !!! WHAT THE FUCK !!! WHAT THE FUCK !!!

>Shartley

I came here to post about him missing before he even took it. Completely SHIT player

Barklel

The absolute state of Chelshit.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

laggy ass stream, god damnit

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>chelshit
>shitpard
>barkshit

lmao

25% black and 100% shit

Vintage Toss Shartley

imagine subbing in barkuck instead of puliGOAT

Today was a victory for football, EPLEL teams shitting it in the CL. Exposed league, overrated teams, customers on suicide watch

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Dross Barkley

I hate Barkley and Willian so much

does lampard hate pulisic?

do racist fans consider barkley black enough to racially abuse him on twitter?

>supporting a league

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Everton with the highway robbery

Can you even imagine how shit he must be in training?

>Nobody has yet referenced this based mystic OP

Yeah right

Looking forward to the racial abuse on Barkley

Revolutionizes penalty taking by giving it to barkcuck

one drop rule

Poor Lamps

This thread aged well

I don't want Willian or Barkley ever play again

>Pulisic, Michy warming up before the 2nd half
>subs in Giroud and Barkley instead

wtf?

>Always wondered why a plastic fanbase cant keep a general going
Cause you lot double as Man City and Real Madrid fans as well

my dad just messaged me this

Ross "should never" Startley

...

Name one thing of use Barkley has ever done this whole time at Chelsea.

BARKLEY OUT
WILLIAN OUT

PEnalty aside Barkley played well, but man Jorginho/Willian should take all penalties from now on.

Top banter

isn't he an albino nigger? kinda like de bruyne

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Letting an English-man take a penalty is unreal

My housemate is seething about the result, how do I make him calm down?

>England's brave Harry Klaim

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suck his dick

Nice foresight

BASED SALVADOR, CUSTOMERS COMPREHENSIVELY, UTTERLY BTFO

>it's only right
He is part black

he grabbed the ball and ran to the spot

lmao nice

wish i had a dad ahah

Should've shown it instead of muttley take it

He missed a penalty against Kosovo

>who is Frank Lampard

pretty good but does he have any material for barkley as a substitution

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Reminder that we actually didn’t play that bad and Lampard has done a decent enough job with the squad he has been given

Say Barkley is a fucking nigger

Fuck Chelsea
Fuck roosters

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barkley is a nonce

Tell him that he's a bandwagoning plastic and that he shouldn't get worked up about things that have no personal connection to himself

At least Liverpool also lost

helped valencia win

This, I'm good. Well worth it.

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The Chad Scouser
The virgin "Italian"

What a fuckin hilarious OP in retrospect

why didn't little jorge take the pen?

>Rudiger going to rape Barkley in the shower
>Lampard and other coaches angry
>Kovacic not surprised
>Willy gutted

I still really rate Kovacic

Lamps is gonna go full Zidane mode by the end of this season. That bald spot finna grow

I do also

yes, he is a white nigger

if mount played the whole match, we would've won

Lol worked well faggot

LOLOLOLOL

JAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJA

Hopefully Mount will be there to finish all these chances next time, as well as CHO. At worse thia should have been 0-0 (the goal was sucu a retarded one to concede) and at best a trashing.

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that pass to pedro's acrobatic goal at the beginning of the season

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damn another season in the EL, how do we fix this shit brehs?

we unironically depend on mount