/bundes/

>Would be fun if Löw sacked Neuer after the EM and continue to shit on ter Stegen by playing Nübel.
Holy fucking based

>"Ich habe immer gesagt, dass ich als Kind zwei Traumvereine hatte: Roter Stern Belgrad - und Eintracht Frankfurt", sagte Marin im Interview mit dem Nachrichtenportal t-online: "Wenn es also zu einer Rückkehr in die Bundesliga kommen sollte, dann am liebsten zur Eintracht."

>Marko Marin ist erst 30
Dachte echt der wär schon 34/35 und im letzten Jahr seiner Karriere.

>Löw
>after the EM
no I refuse to believe this

ze liga

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I really need a Barça win bros. But digits are not in my favor

>Marin war 2012 von Werder zunächst zum FC Chelsea gewechselt. Nach Stationen beim FC Sevilla, AC Florenz, RSC Anderlecht, Trabzonspor und Olympiakos Piräus landete er schließlich 2018 in Belgrad
Decent career desu

>loses to Union Berlin
>almost lost to Köln

some guy on Yea Forums claimed that Marin was better than Reus when they were both 20

>greek champion
>Serbian champion
>2x european league winner
>U-21 european champion
>won best bundes with gladbach
He has actually accomplished a lot.

he was

Reus was shit back then

And most were loans so he got his Chelsea salary

>Löw: "Andy Köpke & I are true to our word that Marc will get his chances. We can understand his disappointment, but it's just that only one person can play. In June he was planned to play. Unfortunately he got injured. Manu has been performing very well for us. He is our captain"

>lol, not our problem if you injure yourself, fuckhead
based Löw

They should have played ter Stegen when Neuer was shit, which was most of the time during the last 5 years. Npw Neuer is good again so it doesn't matter, but it's understandable that ter Stegen is mad. Under a different coach maybe he would be captain now.

Nah m8, it was important that Leno and Trapp got to play, so Löw could decide which 3rd goalkeeper he takes to the world cup to bench in favour of a 2 year long injured Neuer

>Npw Neuer is good again

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>"Löw is pants-on-head retarded therefore Neuer is bad"
it's all so tiresome

>zoomer says turd stegen should start because he plays for farca

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He's right you know

Waah waah but old man Neuer was so good in the Schalke vs ManU match aeons ago

>talking about Dummbatz Löw, Dummdödel Neuer and Dummdämlack ter Stegen on a Championsleague day

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Not playing Stegen is one of the few smart choices Jogi has made in the past few years

>his team plays today
sorry loser

wrong
it's still more interesting than manshaft talk which is extremely uninteresting as long as that retarded Schwabe is allowed to mess everything up.

As your official script author I feel like leaking a little appetizer for the games tonight:
>SSC Neapel 2- 4 Liverpool
no need to thank me

Königsklasse: BVB-Gruppe am teuersten verstärkt – Real vs PSG größtes Marktwertduell

Tyler Adams did a video with B/R football where he shows where he lives, should I go visit him some day?

Rape his gf in front of him

>tells earlier how he has 160 pair of sneaker
>buys fucking Ja! Hackfleisch
state of this guy

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he's an ami, he's used to buying F-tier meat at walmart.

good point

absolutely based

Neverkusen always chokes in international games. Just like any 2nd tier bundes club, they'll lose until they can't make it out of the group anymore and then will have 1-2 decent games.

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You know what? I give Ribery's gold steak a pass. A millionaire buying our cheap pleb crap, now that's offensive.

Redemption arc incoming?

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UEFA Youth League
BVB - Barca on Sport1, match starts now
/ourguy/ Moukoko is playing

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Alaaaaa

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v nice

Shut up Böhmer

>dortmund
oh no no no

CAM ON MOUKOKO
SCAR SAM FAKIN GALS

>his club doesnt even work with a soccerbot

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amazing quality

> Coutinho's message to Barcelona: Bayern are more of a family than my previous club.

Mia san mia.

maybe Sanches just spent too much time in the soccerbotTM and just passes to everything that's red.

>This is my family now! They will pay the release clause without hesitation!
>*Hoeneß sweating in the background*

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MIA SAN MIA!

>doesn't realise Messi didn't play all season

Messi isn’t the one defending

>throwing a handegg around in a park in germany
Warum Alter?

gotta try your absolute hardest to be different

what colour?

white

>white handegg
seems impractical, you wont be able to see it when facing the sun

REYNA

based tank

Based mutt

>Moukoko

he's past his prime

ERA

RASCHL

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Inter - Prag starts 18:55 btw

Dortmunds finishing is hilariously shit

racist

Jeez I had completely forgotten that the CL starts today. Time to watch. My first game since the World Cup quarters (not Inter - Prag of course)

Or maybe Lyon wouldn’t be so bad to watch. They bought a Danish player before this season.

Joachim Andersen, one of the best CBs in Europe

that was better than the slaughter last time
still barca dominated the first half
good night

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nationalismmark at it again

pls watch RB Leipzig

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but it's 17:50 :DDD

Hes shit

I refuse to believe that

He is. He’s also Lyon’s record transfer so fuck you.

I just checked the tv guide and Dortmund - Barcelona will be on the main channel.
Napoli - Liverpool and Chelsea - Valencia on the other two.

where is the absolute unit unbehaun?

I don’t care about Lyon, I’m just happy that we have another world class young CB so Andreas AC Christensen won’t feel lonely when Simon Kjær retires.

>world class

injured, for quite some time now
fun fact: Bürki is Dortmunds only fit GK
> Ausfallen werden auf jeden Fall Eric Oelschlägel, der sich in der U 21 an der Leiste verletzt hat, sowie der junge Luca Unbehaun, der nach einer schweren Knie-Verletzung noch nicht einsatzbereit ist. Und Marwin Hitz, der etatmäßige Vertreter von Bürki, fehlte beim Abschlusstraining des BVB am Montagnachmittag und ist fraglich.
>Doch wer könnte Bürki ersetzen, sollte er gegen Barcelona verletzungsbedingt vom Platz müssen? Jan Pascal Reckert (22) und Jonas Hupe (19) stehen nicht im offiziellen Kader, kurzfristig kann aber nur Hupe noch auf die B-Liste gesetzt werden. Der ist jünger als Jahrgang 1998 und spielt schon mindestens zwei Jahre hintereinander beim BVB. Reckert, der wie Hupe beim Training der Profis dabei war, kann nicht eingesetzt werden, Hupe zumindest bis Mitternacht noch nachnominiert werden.

koller it is

If Bürki gets injured, Götze will replace him and save the day

>Götze
who?

god damn it this is hard to tipp. pls halp

Inter Mailand Slavia Prag 2:0
Olympique Lyon Zenit St. Petersburg 2:1
SSC Neapel FC Liverpool 1:1
RB Salzburg KRC Genk 2:0
Borussia Dortmund FC Barcelona 2:2
Benfica Lissabon RB Leipzig 1:1
FC Chelsea FC Valencia 2:1
Ajax Amsterdam OSC Lille 1:1

>3 more hours
AHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME THE GAME

t. Messi from the toilets in the Westfalenstadion

GOATkreutz will jump in from block 13

Soccer expert coming through:

Inter Mailand Slavia Prag 2:0
Olympique Lyon Zenit St. Petersburg 3:0
SSC Neapel FC Liverpool 0:4
RB Salzburg KRC Genk 2:0
Borussia Dortmund FC Barcelona 1:3
Benfica Lissabon RB Leipzig 3:1
FC Chelsea FC Valencia 2:0
Ajax Amsterdam OSC Lille 3:1

i think there will be more goals in the Benfica - Leipzig match, 3:3 or so

will someone help for real pls?

See Our posts must have crossed paths

ugh

Can 5 scored goals satisfy nazi overlords?

>Benfica Lissabon RB Leipzig 3:1

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Ajax - Lille 2:1

how about these

Inter Mailand - Slavia Prag 2:0
Olympique Lyon - Zenit St. Petersburg 2:1
SSC Neapel - FC Liverpool 2:2
RB Salzburg - KRC Genk 2:0
Borussia Dortmund - FC Barcelona 1:2
Benfica Lissabon - RB Leipzig 1:1
FC Chelsea - FC Valencia 2:0
Ajax Amsterdam - OSC Lille 3:1

>Inter Mailand Slavia Prag
2:0
>Olympique Lyon Zenit St. Petersburg
1:0
>SSC Neapel FC Liverpool
1:3
>RB Salzburg KRC Genk
2:0
>Borussia Dortmund FC Barcelona
0:2
>Benfica Lissabon RB Leipzig
0:1
>FC Chelsea FC Valencia
2:1
>Ajax Amsterdam OSC Lille
2:0

Dortmund - Barcelona 4:1

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people unironically think Barca won't completely shit the bed today

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The era of the BULL is starting today and there is NOTHING you autistic cucks can do about it. Later fags

I'm drinking a Monster Energie Drink RIGHT NOW

>gets raped by Union
>scraps past Köln
>parked the bus against Neverkusen at home and had less shots overall
Dirtmound just have a shitty defense. All Barcelona have to do is press cautiously, control ball posession and hit on the counter - since Sanshit and Brandt dont defend well

>sleeping on Slavia after last Europa league
>not knowing Inter sucks ass in Europe

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>Neuer is good again
kek

Just wait until this hits the market.
They revived monks which were dead for 200 years to craft the finest beer experience

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God damn I fucking love her. Her tits probably look like shit naked though.

>imagine literally naming your club Slavia

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I dont read slavrunes, what does it say?

with reinheitsgebot?

good beer belly

TSV fan wishing luck for Red star

fuck tsv

its bloody star actually

monkey sounds when??

19:09 Echte Liebe

automated spambot

blip blåp

biep buhp 0m a 9hold bott :3

hæhæ

So you were right all along

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based

yeah well, hate to say it but i told you so

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GIB *CLAP* MIR *CLAP* DIE MILCH *CLAP*

laughed lauder than I should have

>I rate Inter

>i rate denmark

>games not starting at 20:00
I hate living in a pleb time zone again

How many will he score?

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You were the bong?

I was one of the bongs
Maybe the other one died when I left

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Anyone got a link for dortmund vs barca game that will work in the US.

My chief usually let's us turn on the tv during working days but he's in a bad mood cause his wife is leaving him or some shit.

bundes :)

honestly thats a red for nbugu

fuck off

jacob italiano

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strawpoll.me/18654946

slavia had a goal disallowed

>Inter

OLAYINKA

based black man
worked his butt off all game for this

Jump in to do her spousal duties to cheer him up :^)

The people have spoken

Inter? more like GINTER

BASED

tell him I'm sorry for him :(

Lyon and Zenit are poop, this is going to be an easy group for RBL.

ERA
OF
THE
BULL

and with Inter losing, Dortmund should do fairly well if they don't choke again (which they probably will)

dortmund will show a union performance against slavia, screencap
t. shareholder

E
R
A

OF

T
H
E

BULL

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for me, it's the era of the Stull right now

how to get a qt czech Slutvia gf?

du kriegst überhaupt keine frau, nichtmal hässliche. weil du dumm fett und stinkig bist.

>stream to watch match happens to be offline 10 minutes before starting
every fucking time

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stop whining in every single thread about how shitty streams are and watch a proper one for a change

bfst.to/play/soccer-29.php

it's an official stream, it's supposed to be a proper one lol

what an absolute fuccboi

undes :DDDDDDDD

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Well yeah of course he works for red bull after all

>german fashion
Big oof

well that sucks
let's hope it works

catalan moukoko is playing

wtf
he looks like a 17 y.o. would dress in front of youth court for tuning his mofa

ERA

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Durchi der Durch auch am Start geil

dios mio scored

did any of 7-1 people have an link for multi cast stream?

>Das ist eine Überraschung! RB Leipzig verliert seinen Kaderplaner Paul Mitchell (38). Der Engländer verlässt den Bundesliga-Spitzenreiter trotz Vertrages bis 30. Juni 2020 schon vorfristig.
>Nach BILD-Informationen wird Mitchell sein Amt Ende September aufgeben. Und am 1. Oktober in die Fußball-Abteilung des Red-Bull-Konzerns wechseln. Dort trifft er auf Ralf Rangnick (61), der seit Sommer als „Head of Sport and Development Soccer“ tätig ist und die Standorte in Brasilien und New York koordiniert.

>if Rangnick doesn't come back, I will come to Rangnick
based

thats literally the reason kek
>Der Brite hatte nie einen Hehl daraus gemacht, dass er gern wieder mit seinem Förderer Rangnick zusammenarbeiten will.

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I cant decide whether or not i want to watch dirtmud blow it or the beginning the era of the bull

>getting beaten by a fucking wall

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The Dortmund game is pretty poopy so far :D

Who's the thot

his wife

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Ralf Rangnick

based fucking retard

ugh dortmund already collapsing kek

god bless your soul, Hinterwäldler

ralf ragnick ultra

not sure if troll or just retarded

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if real, I'm jelly

passing merchants: the game

But Hinterwäldler know her

same, I wish Ralf was an ultra of me

>/bundes/ shits on bummels
>Bummels dominates the barca zoomers
lel

>semen slurpings league

actually surprised dortmund plays confident for once lel

only butthurt customers hate Bummels, he's unironically the best defender in this league

how is that a foul from Yussuf
what the fuck

Jesus Christ, Halland might be the best striker to ever play for an austrian team

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>Unironically watching RB
lol what

Have sex lmao

>Genk getting BULLED

He's better than Mané?

DA BVLLS

Mané is a winger retard, now that's your 2nd strike after not understanding that picture a few minutes ago

Go back to plebbit you underage fag.

time to active götze

Chill out Ahmad, were all friends here

AMADOU TIME

SLIPPY BULLS

Favreball is so fucking harmless. state of German football since Tuchel left.

Haland to Leipzig when

GEHUMMELT

Stefan is that you

Honestly Leipzig is too small for him, he'll play at a top 4 PL team or Real next year

LMAO salzburg literally got the white moukoko. we truly live in the age of GOATs.

>treble winner
>too small
;-)

nö

No, amis need to fuck off.

Until this point I had thought Salzburg were simply beating shit Austrian teams by ridiculous scorelines. So either Genk are Mattersburg-tier, or Salzburg is really good.

>Conceding to GENK

they did make the EL semifinal, you know

Wrong thread.

probably never.

Wow what a BEAUTIFUL GAME barca and dortmund are playing. The passing is just exquisite and the movement off the ball is sublime

echte Liebe my friends :-)

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Genk is Mattersburg-tier

jz 1 bath&bundes

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is your life really that sad that you spend it by posting shit like this?

have a beer, m8

>danish finishing

doesn’t improve ami post quality

improves your "flow" though hehehehehehehehehehe

>Ruse
SELL SELL SELL
based ter stegen

miau

well im not surprised to say the least

Reus is a choker
wont rate him anymore

The fact the you unironically believe your posts are tangibly better in quality only serves to expose your room temperature IQ (which makes sense from a dirtmund supporter)

HURENSOHN'D

I miss 2014 Reus

*scores*

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I FEEEEL GOOOD

UNSER UHRENSOHN

THE FUßBALLGOTT STRIKES AGAIN

Guerreiro is better than Pulisic lemur

I'm very slowly beginning to rate Nailsmeme

>Royce
More like Käfer

hahahahaha oh man fucking hell dortmund. the only team that manages to look embarassing for not winning against barca.

yes yes waste your power in an irrelevant cup

this is all falling into place for schalke

Our Hurensohn

based

BULLED

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

UNSER
*CLAP*
UH
REN
SOHN

8-2 for the bulls btw

""""""""""English""""""""""""" """""""""""""""Premier"""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""League""""""""""""""""

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uh oh
don't Nagelsmeme us

Liverpool is sandbagging, Chelsea is actually bad

you just know that dortmund dropped out of the CL today

Favre still has two subs left, right? why the fuck isn't he subbing.

Ngubu please score...

nah, Inter is garbage

I really rate Mukiele, should replace Klostermann as RB

already sorta did

>taking Alcacer off
Favre is such a beta

good

gib webm of Dortmundfu

ERA OF THE BULL

BULLGODS

ter Stegen > Neuer

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>the absolute fucking state of Marco Reus
was Bosz right?

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shareholders are soooo mad right now

lost a lot of respect for reus today desu

lads, why is Dortmund so shit?

Ich bin müde, Robert!

should have given Alcacer the pen

neuer can't be benched because there's no proper replacement for his captaincy
>inb4 cruise, reus or kimchi

so who are we going to get in the RO16

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best bulls will expose nailsmeme

group winners don't play each other in the ro16

>captaincy
biggest meme in the world, stop devaluing this forum with your 12 IQ posts.

Inter

>This one retard larping as a red bull consumer
cringe

nailsmeme won't win the group
>babby's first season
I bet you think that NT coaches pick their players based on their club performances

ter stegen is right to be upset to get dabbed on by that retard löw. also neuer should shut his mouth now, after tonight it’s clear who’s best GK

at least Dumbers actually goes to games instead of just going to the toilet

>"everyone look at how retarded I am - trööööt"
this was your last (You)

true

I won't visit CL away games this season, though, at least during the group stage
Lisboa was too expensive, my ass hurts thinking about the bus travel to Lyon and nobody wantes to cruise to St. Petersburgo with me.
I will visit Wolfsburg for the cup match though.

Still just a dumb plastic fan tbqh

You don't end up at court for this, dummy.

>reus shoots 3 times directly at Ter Stegen
>saves a garbage pen by CHEATING
>OMG BEST GK!!!!

I unironically don't think anyone should be upset at Reus. Ter Stegen is a phenomenal keeper and read him like a book. They should have had someone else take it but even so I dont think its indicative of Reus being shit (I think Reus being shit is indicative of Reus being shit)

fuck reus

reus always has these games like twice a year where he wastes 200 chances. he defended very well though.

bummels game of the year tho, you could tell he was motivated on the big stage.

>implying I'm only mad at him for the penalty

>he thought era of the bull was a joke
>he actually thought we are not right in the middle of it for some time now already
#eotb

all bundes was about the rb game, nobody watched the dortmund match?

I watched Ajax lol, fuck Dirtmund

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Your spam is really annoying.

first post in several weeks actually, finally done with this site at large. But the horror of Honduras striking like this made me visit again

did eat anything for 48 hours

Ter Stegen was cheating

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Marry me and leave Kentucky
Come to Tennessee
'Cause you're the only ten I see
You're the only ten I see

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who cares, you're gay if you can't score from there

LOL

lewa's american cousin was in the news again.

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>ter Stegen was the best Barca player
>Hummels was the best Dortmund player

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based

Goodnight

Yes yes, gooooooood morning

Unser offizielles Mannschaftsfoto für die Saison 2019/2020! #FCBayern

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>Förderschule Klassenfoto

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>you now remember Fiete Arp

I watched both but Leipzig was simply more interesting

lumi

Liverpool

#MiaSanMia!!!!!!!!!!

>ManCity gehen Innenverteidiger aus: „Konnten nicht investieren“
poop is such a bitch holy fuck

>royce chokes again
:OOO Fuck me, Bummels should be captain and Witsel should take pens.

Paco should

I had a dream that Coutinho GOATed it up for Buyern

why are people saying this? His penalty wasn't terrible, it was just too safe, should have went for a riskier placement but that's not a choke. His other chances weren't that great either, it's not like you'd expect goals from any of those (not even a muh XG cunt). all the people praising Dortmunds defence while shitting on their offence are complete retards who probably never played football.

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Yes maybe

as I've said, retards. next time Favre plays a more offensive system and they draw 4-4, their offence will get 8.0+ and their defence 5.0. nobody who has actually watched the game would rate Hazard over Reus.

>his other chances werent great either
If he passes this ball its a goal
>his penalty wasnt terrible
his pen wasnt awful but it wasnt good. Either power or placement not neither. If a good keeper guesses the right way on that he will save it. May as well hit it down the middle.
>shitting on their offence
Im only shitting on royce, all his shots were straight at the keeper and his final pass was bad if he didnt go for a shot like in pic related.

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are you his agent

I would

some shareholders have this weird obsession with Reus. Noticed that re the NT as well when some pople continue to believe that he is our best player

>Implying hes not your best player

that would be Leroy Sane but he ded rn

as much as I hate Boomels, Löw is plain retarded to play a sucker like Tah instead of him. The only people eveen more ratarded arre the sports"journalists" who see this ffuck up and don't call Löw out on his obvious retardation.

Tah scored though

Based

That’s a neger tho

had a cold this week but getting better now but some survey girl just knocked on my door and i couldnt answer her questions because my voice is gone. i can barely talk and that little sound that comes out sounds like stimmbruch

Sry for you
Hope you feel better

maybe you'll grow some ball anytime soon now too

>defender scored
>quick! give him the player of the year award!

This is literally how an utter bottle like BoaKang could play at Buyern for 10 years.

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Time for a beer and then a shower

>implying he will ever get his old form back

thanks

>not drinking the beer under the shower

Bundes coming through with the life hacks
Thanks

I would do this if there were a way to keep my drink cold and avoid any water spilling into my drink without having to take it out of the original can/bottle. Its always seemed like a good idea and the only way I can think of is with one of those tube straws.

have long do you freaks shower? takes me like 3 minutes

yikes

Can i get in the contact with Bayern officials? Im willing to pay big money if they stop at 3 goals.

6-7 minutes feels the best, but it usually takes me 10

Neverkusen just chokes eternally, huh?

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>Scott
Based on FM

Got I fucking hate that dutch newfag. All he posts is "based", "lol", "MIA SAN MIA", "cringe" and "yikes". Even jt contributes more.

Im so mad I cant even write "God" properly

>Even jt contributes more.
This is where I stopped reading.

Hes also very rude to the other dutchbro

cringe

brazzo on youtube

cringe

>Osako injured
Ok, what the fuck is Bremens medical staff doing? is it because of >Bremener Abitur

Yes
>t. Bremer Abitur Inhaber

Reus' Chancenverwertung gestern war geradezu - wage ich, es zu sagen - kriminell

>95546042
speaking of him: did he finally commited sudoku? Haven't seen him since the beginning of the week.

5-1 for bayern today

pls gib suace

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just prutted again yes

uh, is the Buyern game on ARD or ZDF tonight or no?

JÜRGEN KLOPP als Trainer der BVB-Allstars beim Abschiedsspiel von Roman Weidenfeller: "Ich hatte noch nie schon mit Anpfiff so viel Übergewicht im Mittelfeld."

yikes

Nigger please get some fucking standards

I just checked and it’s on neither of those.
It’s on TV3 Sport Max in Denmark.

>/epl/ has separate kick offs again

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halp

Club Brügge Galatasaray Istanbul 1:2
Olympiakos Piräus Tottenham Hotspur 0:2
Paris St. Germain Real Madrid 2:2
FC Bayern München Roter Stern Belgrad 3:0
Schachtar Donezk Manchester City 1:2
Dinamo Zagreb Atalanta Bergamo 1:1
Atlético Madrid Juventus Turin 0:0
Bayer Leverkusen Lokomotive Moskau 2:1

sprüche papst kloppo!!

Bayern 8 2 Zelda Belgrad
PSG to flatten Real if Bernat plays

she cute tho

Club Brügge Galatasaray Istanbul 0:1
Olympiakos Piräus Tottenham Hotspur 0:2
Paris St. Germain Real Madrid 1:2
FC Bayern München Roter Stern Belgrad 2:0
Schachtar Donezk Manchester City 0:1
Dinamo Zagreb Atalanta Bergamo 0:0
Atlético Madrid Juventus Turin 0:1
Bayer Leverkusen Lokomotive Moskau 1:1

who replaces Neuer as captain once he retires from the NT

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Draxler

Kemmich to blingbling when?

Thats not an attempt at fun posting btw:
>Draxler war erstmals gegen Polen am 13. Mai 2014 Mannschaftskapitän und löste mit einem Alter von 20 Jahren und 235 Tagen Christian Schmidt als zuvor jüngsten Nationalmannschaftskapitän des DFB ab.
>Beim Confed-Cup 2017 war Julian Draxler Kapitän, als der Bundestrainer neben Neuer auf die meisten Stammspieler verzichtete.

I will be needing a stream then... zzzzzz

edels-stube(dot)eu

I'll try this, thanks

I hope he doesnt, I really really hate Draxler and I hope once Jogi gets fired, the next fraud realizes that Draxler needs to go >:(

Im guessing Kimmich or Reus if its in the near future. Maybe Kroos. I would like it if Goretzka were captain. Hes a top lad in the making.

It's really strange to see how stupid many users are here ! The voting here for man of the match and the possible final result should be based on rational thinking and realistic considerations, not by an attempt to support your favourite team or wishful thinking. Because nobody cares and it only harms your prediction record ... :-))

*claps on your ass*

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Based bulls

YOU JUST KNOW!

wh-what did he mean by this?

>starting the croat against the serbs
based Kovac

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Who’s the leftback?

>Cuisance

Hernandez

Who’s the centerback?

Hernandez

Neuer

Sule and Pavard? Kimmich right back?

Süle - Pavard
Kimmich RB
Thiago - Tolisso-Coutinho midfield

Pavard

daily reminder that frankfurt user should work on his arms and shoulders and stop eating so much junk. that speckie looks laughable

Absolute goat starting xi
Based Kovac indeed

could be Tolisso RB

nah Kovac already said a few weeks ago that Kimmich is too good as RB to permanently move him to midfield, Tolisso never played there before (at least not for Bayern, idk about earlier)

>actually watching that yawnfest hühnchen vs red ass belgrad
ishygddt

nah i'm watching juve atleti
i'll drop by to laugh at buyern if they don't win tho

not like I have anything better to do desu

I wont watch it tho, just posted the line up
For me, its either Real - PSG or Dinamo - Atalanta

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>Dinamo - Atalanta
what are you doing

>falling for the top spiel meme
>hating on goals

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kino game

thanks

>croatian fans and a great fanbase that qualified for the first time ever
sounds like it could be fun

>schpurs

What about Leverkusen?

>posting chinese cartoon girls

let's be real no one cares enough to watch them concede 4 goals to farmers

You didnt watch Dortmund - Leverkusen?

BASED

>posting bad opinions

Fucking Polacks demand reparations from Kerber. You heard it here first.

>objective facts are opinion

Was it THAT hard to pick the best players for once?

WAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>not watching neverkusen and lokomotiv
Faggots

>the city of London

Nice """"""beard""""""

Yes, what AM I going to be watching?

dunno
LOL

Neverkusen and lokomotiv will be a good match

>coutinho

watch the simulcast if you can't go 45 minutes without posting

Someone have a link to Leverkusen match?

>pillenkusen with 90% possession

what?

do you have a stream?

buffstream.stream/watch-bayer-leverkusen-vs-lokomotiv-moscow-stream-1

wait what? James back to real? thought he was at manure wtf

see

Danke

see

need a 3rd screen tßh

>10th minute
>still 0:0,no goals from perishit and cuntinho
the absolute state of LEIHErn Hühnchen, lmao

need a konfi link tßh

>Neuer
shit pass but still

Told you about Bernat, bro

I hate it when there is no official stream, shit stream keeps buffering :(

it's LOANWITHANOPTIONTOBUYern

nice blogpost

>Neverkusen
lamo

>Neverkusen

ALWAYSLOSING

fucking hell

FUCKING BUFFERING

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>krychowiak
Jesus christ neverkusen

What is life like as a Leverkusen fan?

it's pure shit

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>Neverkusen
>Alwayslosen
>Lederbusen

>Joah Felisch

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it's painful but short

if dutchie f(l)ag complains about streams one more time I'm going to become violent

Guy in the original article basically looked the same

does anyone have a stream for leverkusen?

>Choo choo bois already wasting time
Based

h0stream.club/watch/bayer-leverkusen-vs-lokomotiv-moskva/

t. asuka user posting from the after world

why is this in arabic

>Schalke

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>schalke

based Gündogan

AKTIVIERE HÖWED ES

Where are all the customers and shareholders? Yesterday, no one cared about Dortmund and now no one cares about Bayern

>JUST

I'm not watching this, cba

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KINGSLEY

these games are supposed to distract me from the wish to kill myself, not enhance it

I feel you.

stop being a pussy on the internet pls
it’s not cool or attractive

>Neverkusen

>nevereverkusen
meine seiten

>neverkusen

gay

>finnish goaltending

Finlan XD

>finnish goalkeeping

god I hate this club

BASED GÜNDOGAN

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same lel

I'm here to laugh at you.

Üüps sorry xDDd

t. binlan

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Not selling Baily for €60m after his one good half season was a huge mistake

BASED RUSSIAN BVLL BARINOV

yeah, that nig will never be good again

Jesus Christ Leverkusen

is he finished?

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With Leverkusen, yes

lmao we are already out of if things go like this
Also not even shitters from my local team fuck up like this

>chelsea
>tottenham
>liverpool
so this is the power off the epl, huh?

playing shit on purpose to lower his value

It's shit, things get worse when they get good

Bruh..you should know about leverkusen's defense. they're so shit it makes me want to gouge out my eyes.

Why Weiser isn't playing? He's actually a better rb than Bender

Yeah, but Tah is supposed to be the German Desailly not a shit player

Last year was a fluke
Back to regular business it is

>that virgin animepeter said there will be loads of goals at Eier Tünchen vs Quälgrad
what a loser lmao

>Yeah, but Tah is supposed to be the German Desailly not a shit player
bruh...I've lost all hope for him since I watched him lose a race to Burgstaller

>watching leverkusen ever
?

I'm sad for Atalanta getting dabbed

they were pretty good in the 2nd round last season tbqh

i’m dabbing your mom right now lmao

this season CL is all about surprise teams

>jaa, also als bayer leverkuschen mit so tollen spielern with kai "kai havertz" havertz da muscht du so ein spiel auch gewinnen

Cam on Coutinho score a fackin bluutah

y is bayern so fucking trash

bergamo is a nice city, yes

so, why was coutinho hyped again? what an abysmal performance against a kreisliga tier team

>so, why was coutinho hyped again?
because bayern bo- err loaned him

They’re fine

if they are so "trash" why are they winning?

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>1:0 at home against Vfl osnabrück

What’s with the weird “bayern only loaned him” meme
Having him for a season and then being able to decide wether or not they want to purchase him seems perfect

Simon Kjær plays for Atalanta now btw. He’s not in the squad today obviously, or they wouldn’t be three goals down.

>winning 1 0 at home against fkk roter busch belgrad

lmao look at this cope
i bet before coutinho came hansi flick was your dream transfer lmao

okay,;9

great “info”, kindly stop posting

imagine leverkusen vs juventus

Yes it’s time for bed and sleep now.

>paris leads at home against real by 2
>loanern leads against belgrade by 1
lmao what a fucking shit club

pls have a long sleep.

sleep tight

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>this one dude seething at Bayern
olmo

and by that i mean do something other than posting your boring stuff here, thx

>one
cüüüüüüüüüs ihr bayern ottos seid sone lutschpussies, amk

WACKA TIME

even leverkusens rückstand is less pathetic than buyerns lead lmao

do you post interesting stuff here?

>LELWANDFRAUDSKI
lmao

yes

neue

how does Gnabry’s haircut keep getting worse every time I see him??

it's just dirtcucks grasping at straws to poke fun at Bayern even when it doesn't make sense

>whiteknighting the dane
you know that he is a man (male) with dick and balls (although both small), he’s not a fair maiden to be rescued and he can’t reward you with sex in a vagina (female)

>that slip
Lmao

>fkk roter busch belgrad
laughed so hard I almost choked

calm down i just asked this other dude if he posted interersting stuff nothing more

Fuck this shit even Europa League is insanely hard now
Don't blame Bosz because we only lost because niggers and regionaliga keeping

looking forward to schalke thrashing mainz and taking the lead on friday

nn