/cric/

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>tattoo
DROPPED
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>giving him attention

I AM THE THREAD ENFORCER

based blowie

>the virgin antipodes
>the chad USA

Movies where the main character wants to sleep forever?

my diary desu

Steve Smith is cooked, physically and mentally

91 on my essay yippee dippity do

test

Snow White

why are these threads dead recently?

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we're in /rug/

unironically

The trend line does not bode well for poor Steven.

on the bus home right now lads

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...

I just want him back lads

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RIP /cric/. Shan't miss you.

Ireland v Scotland t20 in 2 bongs 30 bings

>no test matches for weeks

Kumiko the treasure hunter
Oslo 31 August
Entertainment
Melancholia

Lads, if /cric/ were to have a player on the Yea Forumsartans whom would it be?

twitter.com/benstokes38/status/1173893834377441280
wew

Sheeet

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#dontbuythesun & #boycottthesun are the #2 & #3 trends in the UK due to this.

grim racist bog roll. Everyone who works for that paper should kill themselves

Don't care about the racism at all because I'm white, but they should leave Stokes alone.

genuinely disgusting

>british """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""media""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

he a good boy he dindu nuffin

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Is he universally loathed in Oz too?

Yep
We hate his guts more then you lot i reckon

not really, lefties do of course, but otherwise his papers are seen as the voice of reason by the typical boomers

somerset choking hard

he is a national treasure. only seething poorcunts hate him.

a lot of boomers reading the australian and paying for foxtel still hate his guts

Murdoch is basically American these days

and a lot more wouldn't even recognise his name and probably write fan mail to Andrew Bolt telling him that defunding the ABC and prohibiting unionisation would fix all the country's issues in one fell swoop

what kind of boomer wouldn't know Murdoch's name you seething libtard lmao

bit early in the piece to start passive-aggressively non-replying, but you might be surprised at the lack of general knowledge out there

girl I work with is around 20/21 and had never heard of jack nicholson. that blew my mind

>long winded replies trying to impose your uninformed world view onto others

back to /pol/eddit, champ.

The Truth: Ben Stokes picked the pockets of his dead brother, Ben Stokes urinated on brave cops, Ben Stokes beat up PC giving the kiss of life

well he already beat 5 gays to death outside a nightclub and smashed a bottle over the head of an ambulance driver so none of this surprises me.

make him captain

Ben Stokes supports Liverpool FC?

Having actually met real people that have worked for him, and know him, and they've all told me he's alright so I don't know. Business is business

well ive met rupert murdoch and I thought he was a nobend. I punched him in the stomach

what suffix do their surnames have? -berg? -stein?

I’m sure everyone says the same about despots and oligarchs. It’s easy to be polite and nice to people you know and cause misery to those you’ve never met.

based Ben, keep that chin up lad

Ben Stokes killed someones son? WTF! I hate him now!

His dad Keith Murdoch conspired to have Australia's most successful and well regarded general, John Monash, fired during World War I because he was Jewish.

Based or cringe?

Is that that golfer?

LEACHED

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thats right mate. she claimed to be a 'huge' golf fan as well

Job interview today: The only issue we see is we need you to start by *date before my official current job end date* so we can fly you to New Zealand for a two day culture training
Me:

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no, it's his son

just unloaded a quite smelly david warner lads

so then I says to him 'that's no short leg fielder that's my wife'

hmm actually I prefer 'short leg fielder? I just met her'

Based Straffo

holy mother of seething libtard
a lot of people reading the australian are just typical centre right people, it's one of the most widely circulated papers with good journalism. I even thought about getting a sub and I read the ABC and the Guardian
Also Sky News is not nearly as relevant as Fox News in America even if it tries to be, you sound like some overseas commentator
anyone that doesn't know who Murdoch is probably doesn't even follow the news
>bit early in the piece to start passive-aggressively non-replying
>>>/reddit/

Alternative take: His parents have been more than willing to accept the media into their home for "on the couch in front of the tv" interviews whenever it suits them, I recall a heap of them during the T20 world cup, and through the recent CWC as well.

If you involve the fourth estate, you take the good as well as the bad. They brought this on themselves.

Victoria Bull Semen Ltd.

nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=12268552

How could anyone actually think like this

Ireland v Scotland t20 coming at you from glorious day in Dublin, 45 bings

>seething libtard
acknowledging that a vast amount of people are uninformed idiots isn't a political position, it's a fact.

>you sound like some overseas commentator
you sound sheltered

Just so everyone is clear, this is the cunt that's trying to cash in on all this, and is the one who spoke to the British tabloids. She's 49 and is desperately trying to milk this like her tits no longer do.

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looks like Sarah Taylor in a wig

you're unironically a fucking idiot. Do you really think there are less well adjusted people reading the Australian than people who don't know who Murdoch is? Especially in Australia where he owns most of the media and is one of our most famous billionaires?
Seriously it's like you're not even Aussie

90% of women in chch look like this, whether they're 25 or 50.

Has anyone got a handle on the family dynamic here? I'm reading articles but almost have to get out a pad and pen to draw a family tree as to how this cunt has managed to fuck this all up.

>our
he's officially not even Australian anymore
I agree with him Tbh he's more well known in America

Why does she have laminated copies of her dad offing himself and her half siblings
grim all round
based braindead retard
Stokes' mum had kids with the killer before getting pregnant with Stokes'. The dead kids are Stokes' half siblings. This girl is a daughter of the killer but not a daughter of Stokes' mum, she isn't related to Stokes

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Sure he's American now but still widely known here and still owns the big papers and broadcasting rights in Foxtel
Rod Laver has been living in the UK for like 40 years and is remembered as an Aussie tennis legend

you're willfully ignorant. How many people you reckon get the paper just for sports or the racing guide, occasionally see some click-baity header on the front page to draw them in to read an opinion piece or look at some hack political cartoon? We're in a world were people struggle to find the country they live in on a map. Give it a rest.

>Do you really think there are less well adjusted people reading the Australian than people who don't know who Murdoch is
Reading a Murdoch paper? Yes. The Australian, no. But that's just something I never said, you just made up that stipulation for some reason.

only know rod laver because that place in Melbourne I saw Radiohead at once was named after him

>tfw I drew the diagram
Fuck up cunt I'm a visual learner. This chch cunt Jacqui in the article was 21 when Ben was born in 1991, and Ben's mum was her "step mum" at best for 8 years (if they even had a relationship) seeing as she herself was a product of a previous relationship. There's NO WAY Ben has any fucking idea who this bitch is, of that I am certain.

>How many people you reckon get the paper just for sports or the racing guide, occasionally see some click-baity header on the front page to draw them in to read an opinion piece or look at some hack political cartoon?
You're thinking of the Telegraph or the Herald Sun dumb cunt, the Australian costs more and you need a sub for online access
>We're in a world were people struggle to find the country they live in on a map
Jesus fucking christ you're thicker than the people you're making up. This is honestly American tier arguments, who the fuck wouldn't be able to pick Australia on a map
>But that's just something I never said, you just made up that stipulation for some reason.
How about I refresh your clearly limited memory dumb cunt

post it mate could do with it myself

Stokes said in his twitter it got some facts wrong

never mentioned The Australian my ornery friend, that is a fact

That's what I took from it

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>a lot of boomers reading the australian and paying for foxtel still hate his guts
>a lot of boomers reading the australian
>reading the australian
>the australian
you're 100x dumber than these boogeymen you've dreamed up

Hey wanna see the Murdoch boats? Let's rate them! First is Rupert's, the 67m ketch Vertigo, built in NZ by Alloy yachts back in 2011

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based boatcunt in

I said that there are more people who wouldn't know Rupert's name who like Andrew Bolt. Bolt isn't published in The Australian. I am genuinely not following you.

Second is Sarissa, owned by Lachlan.

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you responded to
>>a lot of boomers reading the australian and paying for foxtel still hate his guts
and said
>and a lot more wouldn't even recognise his name and probably write fan mail to Andrew Bolt telling him that defunding the ABC and prohibiting unionisation would fix all the country's issues in one fell swoop
stop trying to pretend you didn't say more people wouldn't know his name and would write Sky News fan mail than read the Australian and know his name
absolutely done with you you utter dumb cunt

And finally James, oh wait no it's the same as daddy's boy you see.

Boatcunt

Ireland v Scotland t20 live
youtu.be/Q11bkrt1Jck

May as well do all the the aussie media families, James Packer owns Arctic P

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>stop trying to pretend you didn't say more people wouldn't know his name and would write Sky News fan mail than read the Australian
Bit rich
>a lot of boomers
>a lot
not "all", a lot
>boomers
not all people, just boomers
Now that is clearly not "all" readers of The Australian, a quote you've spun out of thin air and tried to attribute to me. So now there's two sources of you making things up. I don't believe you are arguing honestly.

these actually look alright, most mega-yachts are uggo as shit

this was the one that sparked a crisis in australian cricket pretty sure when michael hussey had just retired

this is fantastic cope

gorgeous boat

kerry packer was a strange looking man

kerry packer had a heart attack or something and later said that anyone who says there's a bright light at the end of the tunnel is a liar because it's all just darkness. reckon that says everything you need to know about the man, going straight downstairs

>YWN see a Hollywood film about the Aussie shitpublishing wars
>Packer was often the centre of controversy. One of the earliest incidents occurred on 7 June 1960, when his father was trying to take over the Anglican Press, a small publisher run by Francis James. According to author Richard Neville, Frank Packer was angered by James' refusal to sell the Anglican Press, so he sent Kerry and some burly friends to pressure him into selling. They forced their way in and reportedly began vandalising the premises, but James was able to barricade himself in his office and call his friend Rupert Murdoch, Packer's most powerful rival. Murdoch quickly dispatched his own team of 'heavies', who threw Kerry and friends out. Not surprisingly, the Murdoch press had a field day with the news that the son of Australia's biggest media tycoon had been caught brawling in the street

for all the talk about journalism today I reckon it was worse in the early days. the west australian bullied C Y O'Connor into committing suicide for example

bloke is furiously stabbing with a butter knife in the dark, I've completely justified myself at every turn without putting words in his mouth, misrepresenting anyone, lying or resorting to name-calling.

I'm sure there's a ton of shit aussie dramas on the subject don't worry

Must be hard to really give a shit about half-siblings who died before you were even born.

Shit, really? How so? We were freshies out of boat school and Arctic P was the first superyacht we worked on. I've said it before, but literally the entire crew was male. There's no way that Packer isn't into cock.

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We cut the metal arse out of this pic and put a huge fantail wooden stern on the back of the boat, with some teak stairwells either side. Nice wee lowering swim platform went in as well.

during the Clarke era, off the top of my head it was Hussey's last game and Clarke had arranged for the team to get on the piss on the yacht. Hussey didn't really want to go and pulled out at the last minute. he was the most popular bloke in the team and when people realised he and a few others weren't there they got pissed at Clarke over it because they were out on this boat after a champion had just retired and couldn't get off to spend time with him

my cousin builds boats for Austal, seems like an interesting job

on a similar theme, and with the popularity of 70s rock stars getting biopics, I really want to see a movie about Peter Grant. An absolute character, lots of stand-over shit, beating the fuck out of hippie bootleggers, plus it would double as a Zeppelin movie but focusing on the business of a rock band than the band itself.

ac dc biopic no doubt looms

what the fuck do is your "and a lot more" supposed to reference to? Perhaps readers of the Australian?
The only thing I didn't emphasise is I meant your average non-conservatard Australian reader

Surely so, yeah. Not sure I'd watch it even if I do like Powerage.

thinking about maybe having sex this week undecided

enjoyed Snowtown quite a lot
reckon Animal Kingdom was a bit better though
both crackers though

You sure it wasn't when Clarke was big noting with Anthony Bell around Sydney Harbour? They were both marrying models far quicker than they should have. Bell had a couple of 100ft+ boats easily accessible at the time.

nah definitely packer, channel 9 connection and all that

To be fair, Stokes' statement said more about it being difficult for his mum rather than him, I doubt he really gives a shit on a personal level.
I had family members who died before I was born or when I was a toddler and it's hard to even really think of them as family tbqh.

>what the fuck do is your "and a lot more" supposed to reference to?
people who don't know who Rupert Murdoch is who still read and agreed with his papers
>The only thing I didn't emphasise is I meant your average non-conservatard Australian
might have been a good idea to emphasise that since then the entire tirade henceforth hinged on an assumption that I would somehow have the psychic ability to parse what you meant, rather than what was written, so as it stands I worked with the information provided to me.

>The only thing I didn't emphasise is I meant your average non-conservatard Australian
that's only a minor point. I clearly state that
>a lot of boomers reading the australian and paying for foxtel still hate his guts
and you say
>and a lot more wouldn't even recognise his name and probably write fan mail to Andrew Bolt telling him that defunding the ABC and prohibiting unionisation would fix all the country's issues in one fell swoop
the "and a lot more" implies you think that there are more people who "wouldn't even recognise his name and probably write fan mail to Andrew Bolt telling him that defunding the ABC and prohibiting unionisation would fix all the country's issues in one fell swoop" than "boomers reading the australian and paying for foxtel still hate his guts"
this is basic English, don't know why I'm still bothering with a retard like you

>The only thing I didn't emphasise is I meant your average non-conservatard Australian
that actually has absolutely nothing to do with this argument, just what I think. Howling at you jumping on that to try and delegitimise what I've said

My new phone has film filter thinking of making a film what should I make it about in regards to cricket

>the "and a lot more" implies you think that there are more people who "wouldn't even recognise his name and probably write fan mail to Andrew Bolt telling him that defunding the ABC and prohibiting unionisation would fix all the country's issues in one fell swoop" than "boomers reading the australian and paying for foxtel still hate his guts"
your quote is:
>a lot of boomers reading the australian and paying for foxtel still hate his guts
"a lot" does not mean "all", beyond that I completely stand by my comments, paraphrased because you seem to enjoy that: The amount of people who dislike Rupert Murdoch AND read The Australian AND subscribe to Foxtel is less than the people that are oblivious to his existence to the point of not knowing his name despite reading his mastheads
>that actually has absolutely nothing to do with this argument
then why bring it up? I can only put forward points about what you put forward, are you quibbling on purpose

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Just want him back at 3 lads

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oh dear

#bestlife #hustling

kyle abbott just took 9-40 against somerset to leave their title charge in jeopardy

SAD!
Remember walking past the Waterstones in Wakefield once and the place was completely empty apart from Neil Warnock sat alone at a table with a pile of copies of his autobiography. Wish I'd taken a picture

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just watched aquaman lads actually not a bad flick, extremely cheesy but in a good way unlike typical capeshit

the only capeshit I have seen is spiderman 2 and he doesn't even have a cape

sounds like an interesting book Tbh might pick it up

Somerset choking away the title again

spiderman 2 is not capeshit

I thought capeshit was a catch all term for superhero films
am I mistaken?

The worst bit is the back page where it asks you to tweet about the book and leave a review

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only the post-iron man ones

I'd have to buy a copy out of sympathy.

glad you liked them both, but Snowtown for me, the way it's so naturalistic, less "inspired by real events" and humanises people a lot more. Plus using unknown actors helps a lot, try as I might can't really keep in it seeing Ben Mendelsohn and Guy Pearce playing these people.

lel I didn't see that. Poor bloke. Even the quote at the bottom used for the poster comes across as bitter.

why specifically iron man

>his match-winning contribution in the CB40 final at Lord's is still talked about today
how could anyone forget

someone please buy this man's book

start of the modern capeshit, everything was inspired by that
think disney bought out marvel studios around that time too, iron man was put out by paramount

TDKR is required meme viewing m8

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grim grim GRIM

this is grim in an image

>2 signing pens in case one runs out

it's all the same to me
I actually lied about only seeing spiderman, I also saw the first avengers and one of the x-men films in the 00s
but yeah, no interest
probably because I was never into it growing up

ive seen the opening scene on youtube, isnt that enough? seems to be where the entirety of baneposting originates

youtube.com/watch?v=ZzndyGwT1ww
youtube.com/watch?v=PPP6XAsPbz8
now you've seen the whole trilogy

yeah that's enough, but you've seen it and it's capeshit

All superhero films are capeshit. Batman Returns is capeshit. Superman II is capeshit. The Raimi Spiderman films are 100% capeshit, despite their dated white nationalist content

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dont understand where the raimi meme comes from 2bh
was there actually racist stuff in the spiderman films or is he just being given the ben garrison treatment for whatever reason

there's a line where peter goes
>nice costume did your boyfriend make it for you
to a male wrestler in the first one. people used to post that and go "jesus christ raimi", then that turned into raimi putting all this edgy shit in the movie

youtube.com/watch?v=cAB8dNMoXZ0
any pestposters in?

banana bread in the oven

craving test cricket

I hear cricket is angry at the sun? Can I get a quick rundown?

no you can't. fuck off

based

the virgin Raimi memes
the CHAD Paulie holocaust denier memes

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paulie memes are always the best

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Scotland 7/193 (20)
Ireland requires 194, break now, resumes in 10 bings
youtu.be/Q11bkrt1Jck

Had a chicken fillet burger with cheese and some chips and a heineken for lunch, 7/10

>30 million American Protestants vanished between 1933 and 1948
So the real holocaust was WASPs?

chords I'm working at the moment:

12/8
verse
| Fmaj7 | Em7 | Ab | A | x 2
| Fmaj7 | Em7 | Ab | Gm Eb |

chorus
| D | C | Bb |
| D | Gm | F |
| D | C | Bb |
+8va | A | A | Bb |

D C Bb is too generic a descending sequence

would agree, but I don't want to over-egg the pudding with wankery

miss steyn lads

steyn is a coward who was to afraid of getting chinned the fuck out by me to man up

sounds like wankery m8
keep it simple

Who are the essential /cowardly/ cricketers?
Root & Steyn it seems. Boycott obviously. Kim Hughes?

Really stuck on alien isolation

You're already writing in 12/8. Best to embrace the jazz pseud within and stop using basic major chords entirely

great game

Kyle Abbott played for Worcestershire for a bit and he was fucking useless

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12/8 isn't wank it just describes an insistent rhythm pattern
youtu.be/q7yCLn-O-Y0?t=170
above is 12/8 too, not what I'm aiming for though

there should be more songs in 7/8
solsbury hill is a great tune with mainstream appeal so it is not a wanky time signature

same with Money by Pink Floyd, though Tool just released an album entireley in 7/8 and it is unabashed wank

really want to buy a guitar again but I am not as willing to spunk hundreds of pounds on luxury purchases as I used to be
I have a bass that I play a lot but sometimes I miss having an acoustic

youtube.com/watch?v=Kl1oQE2uzxw
okay, this do kinda slap

dont care. faggot

wankers here have been aping Joy Division for 6 years+
ruleofthirds.bandcamp.com/

yeah but preoccupations don't

dont really give a shit about trott and gambhir spring to mind

Kim Hughes definitely

quite a sad story though, got absolutely destroyed by tall poppy syndrome. once had rod marsh drag him through a hotel lobby by his hair.

Swann

it wasnt fear that made him retire , it was self obsession and his career bowling average creeping towards 30

and fear of Bitchwide

pls, legit sounds like a cover band trying to dial in the sounds of Unknown Pleasures

going gym

sounds nothing like unknown pleasures lmao beyond being in the same genre if anything it's closer to closer and if I were to pick their influence it would be interpol over joy division
you always have fucking shocking opinions mate

state of this fucking casual on facebook complaining about ICC scheduling and there being no cricket here cares about for a long time because hes a deano brainlet casual

btw im not talking about next few months, hes talking long term and world cup/ashes scheduling

Ireland just won pretty cruisy by 4 wickets. Take that Scotland. Can't believe what a nice day here lads

one song, just one song with that much plate reverb from Interpol. One song by Interpol with that Synth string path. Name it

based
Daniel on suicide watch

talking as someone who has listened to their whole discography and not one song which is to say I am not coming from your position of ignorance
cassette was a television cover ep I'll admit, viet cong certainly was not and neither was anything subsequent

bit of dorian mode
youtu.be/2Py37G9qsfY

you don't even read comments before replying to them out of furious retribution for ever having your opinions challenged. Waiting for an answer to the question, not some non-sequitur that could've been spewed out by a bot connected to wikipedia

espncricinfo.com/series/19553/scorecard/1200440/canada-vs-vanuatu-3rd-match-cwc-challenge-league-group-a-2019-2021-22

vanuatu are less shit than i realised

Pacific Islands actually like cricket, Fiji in particular

for Daniel :^)
youtu.be/iHE7u6lY8AY

Burmese test cricket looms

It's literally a matter of infrastructure

Ultimate boomer rankings

1. Donald Trump
2. Shane Warne
99. whirr
.
.
.
900000000069. Literally everyone else

the band?

Italian cricket will always have a place in my heart

>once had rod marsh drag him through a hotel lobby by his hair.
Source? Can't find anything on Google. Although apparently someone did a shit in his kitbag which is worse IMO.

the old man saw it happen

thing with Kim Hughes is that the others never actually disliked him for who he was they just couldn't stand the hype he was getting, it's a very australian thing.
once they retired all the blokes that gave him shit for years suddenly realised he was actually quite a nice person and now he's best mates with Lillie and Marsh

Sam Newman loves the top two, this checks out

>now he's best mates with Lillie and Marsh
What a cuck

sonemic.com/charts/top/album/all-time/loc:australia,united-kingdom,india,new-zealand,south-africa/
Gonna need the rest of the top test countries to step it up ok x

MBV and Jimi Hendrix Experience shouldn't be there
I know why they are but they shouldn't be

Yeah, fair. Also couldn't specify just England as they don't properly split them so there's a few J-cks in there.

where are these ratings coming on? Grindr or something? No Back In Black? INXS Kick? Woodface?

sonemic.com/charts/top/album/all-time/loc:australia/
Back in Black #2 of all Aussie albums ever, Kick is #78, Woodface #44.

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>fag impala #5
just no, ugh, I can't even

The official /cric/ single
youtu.be/Jf0iy6cgRE4

best mates in Australian just means they don't try to bash each other on sight

either people still want to impress each other with their coolness under the cover of anonymity or this poll is only open to utter wankers

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exactly what I expected Tbh

is this using rym data?

Yeah it's RateYourMusic's new site, so it's definitely weighted in favour of what would be popular amongst the users of that - but none of those previous 3 Aussie albums fare poorly at all.
Even Kick gets 3.66 and the best albums of all time there get around 4.3.

I'm annoyed when bands I like become hipster bands and then mainstream and then derided only because of their increased popularity and not because of their musicality.
Fuck hipsters and fuck the commercial music industry, but good luck and fair play to all the musos out there making a living, love you lads really do even the lads selling out playing covers in beer gardens and shit, I ain't mad at youse

99% sure that's banned now

Sometimes it's a fair argument if the music does change as a consequence - which it almost always does - but yeah often they seem to get angry about the popularity side and not the music.

golden triangle in perth cries out for a nuke

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Western Suburbs
look at this shit imagine the fucking dickhead that wrote this

what bands did you know before they were well regarded?

Yeah sorry mate I've changed a lot since I wrote that

how does the concept of western suburbs exist in Perth? It's in the mf ocean. It's like someone in a house on the eastern most point of Australia looking down their nose at the western suburbs, makes zero sense beyond some silly in-joke

never heard it called the western suburbs once, everyone calls it the golden triangle being literally a triangle of suburbs that sit north of fremantle

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messed it up a bit, should go up to subiaco but you get the picture

I'm way too paranoid right now to answer this

I get angry when obscure bands I like become more popular, because I use my music taste in lieu of a personality

>Massive semen explosion after blaze hits bull artificial insemination facility, firefighters forced to dodge "projectiles"
Had to dodge silver ropes

unironically me

a hipster with a complex, quite the catch

real western Australia hours are better than other Australia hours, why is that?

seems like a large part of Perth that you'd actually want to live in. Though I don't know the place well. Sounds like the authour is carrying a sizable chip on their shoulder

O SHEMESHEMESHEME TOP O DA MARNING TO YA, RACKARN MI CARN SA KIT MARLOW TO DA WEE LIT EM YAR? DON WAN NAH WE DAFT KING JAMES IN DAR WEE TEARS FOR FEARS

Just woke up

I'm being serious, I would support WA in afl state of origin, they're my local team too

was trying to foxtrot to head over heels for my wedding first dance but the instructor reckoned it wouldn't work cos it's a 5/8 but I reckon it's because my missus is not a good dancer and the instructor didn't want to make her mad

it's a nice looking area but the people there are absolute fucking dickheads, there is literally not a single person who attended christchurch that isn't an utter cunt for example.

the author is no doubt from there

>Tfw UWA student not from the GT
Unironcally have made 0 friends in my 3 years at UWA.

alright zachy hows alcholism

Working on B# Cb E# Fb

UWA's a bit grim. I didn't make any friends there either. I transferred over to Notre Dame to finish my degree, which I enjoyed a lot more.

definitely an 4/4 even beat and a 10/10 first dance tune might I add, but nice of them to think like that. But I have questions about Christopher Marlowe. How did he managed to make movies during his abrupt life in the 14th century? A great deal of hurdles to pass over to manifest that creative result.

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To be fair, I'm also 3 years older than most people in my degree, and have made no effort to socialise there - literally haven't been to the Tav once. But even so, I'd rather get on the drugs and talk shit with my mates from Mandurah than associate with pampered kids from Nedlands

Would’ve made thousands if I spoke Mandarin

got to focus on writing better hooks lad

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amazing how much of a bubble they live in, genuinely don't think they ever go outside of the GT
I once had someone get shocked when I mentioned I lived south of the river (coogee). they literally said "do people actually live down there? I thought it was all bush"

Need 200+ IQ to play those notes desu

It's probably just two different dudes with the same name, or a time traveller.
Still reckon it's a 5/8 but I honestly don't know what I'm talking about so ignore that.

USA chasing 122 to beat Namibia (ODI)

decieving the batsman to get them not to take a run is banned, ie pretending you have collected the ball as a fielder when its gone past you, and costs you 5 penalty runs

espncricinfo.com/series/542417/scorecard/542849/hampshire-vs-warwickshire-final-clydesdale-bank-40-2012
So he didn't bat, and took a single catch. No wonder we are still talking about it. Looks a kino game though

I heard he was pretty much made the scapegoat for Australia getting BEEFED in 1981

Why did the CB40 even exist? Does anyone outside England play 40-over cricket? And now the ECB is introducing another bullshit format, 100-ball cricket.

Sibley with another century

Don't want any first cl*ss cricketers anywhere near the test team

So the hundred will clash with England's test series against Pakistan, meaning all the England contracted stars that will be drafted into the hundred won't even play? mental, mental shit.

Sean Abbott took 9 wickets in an innings in a county game.

I don't like cricket

implying i post with caps
implying i like particularly obscure bands
implying im an alcoholic (yet)

You cannot even comprehend the galaxy brain plans of the ECB user. You are like a dog trying to comprehend calculus. Just accept the decisions of the enormous minds that run English cricket, and be grateful such prodigies walk amongst us

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tell me about the utter stagnation bordering on decline of Namibian cricket

the diaspora will ensure the future of cricket in the Mediterranean for generations to come

Maybe they'll be exempted from the matches that clash with England duty? Although I'd actually prefer it if they weren't because then maybe people would get angry enough that the ECB would have to listen. Imagine if we got spanked in the Test series because all our best players were playing in Oval Invincibles vs Northern Superchargers lmao.

Very soon every cricket playing country will repent for conferring AFG with Test/LOI status. Its just a matter of time that they are going to hand humiliating defeats to Ind, Pak, Aus, Eng, SL and SA.

lul
maybe, but I doubt it

serious lack of quality tops in the north west

Pace in Preston

Hate scousers but there right on this.
"Dont buy the Sun" fucking moronic, imagine thinking this was a great scoop. Fucking imbeciles hope they all get milly dowellered.

worcestershire on pooicide watch

You shut your bloody mouth or I'll shut it for you

Hi Bard

>losing to gloucestershire
L M A O

just found out ben curran exists

If Ben, Sam and Tom Curran were small fruits they'd be the Currants

ASMR: I’m in the back of an Uber travelling from Clapham to twickenham listening to the Israel election results

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the classic

youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw

OH NO

BREAKING:

BREAKING: no cricket on

I love it

Sebbo In Southwark

Rain looms

Could have replayed the Lords test with this weather but the cowardly Aussies refused

but replaying a drawn final is out of the question

Scottish and Nepalese test status looms
Malaysia, Burma, Nigeria and Iran to follow

You lads enjoying the preseason so far? Tomorrow’s Rangers vs Devils will be a right rip snorter, so make sure to tune in.

*dabs*

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tell me about sebbo
why does he post?

Did England ship New Zealand’s World Cup trophy yet?

How you holding up /cric/

a feeling so grim

Bit gloomy

not good mate thanks for the concern though

HAHAHA SICK BANTS GINGER HAHA XD

Ah well only a few more moths till good cricket is on lads. Gotta go anyway, good talking to you

just woke up lads

me too

If I ever see you in ends I will be spinning your jaw

italy should invite nigeria over for a test series

why do the top teams have a monopoly on first -class cricket? why can't other teams play first class games without it necessarily being branded test cricket . reckon it would do more to help their cricket than just endlessly brainletbashing. why cant italy invite nigeria over for some first class games?

Archer is going to bowl and over to Pires Morgan on this morning soon.

I hope he gives him the Lee treatment.

hope he puts him in hospital

three hits. jofra hitting the deck, the ball hitting piers and the ambulance hitting fucking 90

niagara falls
nigeria rising

should be illegal for cute girls to have boyfriends that aren't me

i mean you could ring up your local MP and ask him or her to put a bill through parliament

Any thoughts lads?

just one

try not to have thoughts anymore, nothing good ever comes of them.

based zoomer doomer coomer

thoughts are what did me in

contemplating dinner

might try homosexuality for a bit

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7473545/Father-lives-social-housing-insisted-no-intention-finding-time-work.html?fbclid=IwAR39-M6uAoibs2gMWAPDYQgFyyXJEDwCwyr-0YPUY9H3btuKTfl69BQ1RtE

based and redpilled

also cricket

>fbclid
nice doxxing yourself bla

love the brainwashed toilers lashing out blindly in the comments

whens the next relevant cricket game?

lol yeah. dailymail readers are massive bootlickers

honestly the guy's explanation about parenting isn't wrong, but what he needs is a pastoral lifestyle (and his parents living with him) for it to be practicable. in other words, he and the wife need to be out working the fields during the day, along with the children as soon as they're able

given the land shortage in the UK, they should probably relocate to australia

Bit peckish

youtube.com/watch?v=vtOfYeJFq0k slaps

>slaps roof of /cric/
this bad boy can last for so many days

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literally a chad
hairloss is brutal

life just hasn't gone according to plan for me
wallowing in misery rn lads

you only have yourself to blame

won't deny it

Ima straight rider

love it, don't even hide their jealousy.

>Immoral that I work to pay him money for doing nothing.
why is it immoral?
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! NOOOOOOOOOO! YOU HAVE TO WASTE YOUR BEST YEARS LIKE I AM DOING!!!!!!

glad to see it'll likely be 13°C and pissing with rain for the local climate protest thing on Friday

good to see this poomunity finally die. makes me happy knowing the freshie blowins have to find somewhere else to shitpost all day and night now.

fresh friends are the life blood of /cric/ and every community

french class this evening

le based

just went to the barbers to give the chemical wig a trim
feeling fresh

literally no-one fucking cares

bradmanesque

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zachy is very much the bradman of /cric/ in that he goes on and on and on

i dont even post that much

Sexuality is socially constructed and actions in themselves are meaningless and do not create an identity. In other words, you can fuck as much boi pussy as you like and you're only gay if you want to be

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He’s also the type to be a draft dodger.

foucaultis based. everything we do as humans is literally a grab for power.

the county championship title will be between somserset and essex, who play each other in the final game. Based

going Saturday myself

Not surprised that an Australian would be impressed by Foucault. He's incredibly overrated, basically the go-to """"philosopher"""" for low-IQ retards. He didn't even like cricket, for God's sake

Jordan B Peterson tell me to worship Jung and now im a better person

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Let's talk space and time
I like to get deep sometimes and think about Einstein
And Carl Jung
And old Kung Fu movies I like to see
Pass the hydrator please
Yeah I'm floating on thin air
Going to Amsterdam in the New Year - top gear there

This, but unironically

Based. Live in London and anytime I see a class of schoolkids there will never be more than 5 white kids amongst the ~30 in the class, and usually it's just 1 or 2. Only exception is with private schools

sometimes feel bad for those kids but then I remember londoners actually enjoy it so I don't feel bad any more.

wonder what Denim Dan is up to

cooltop

a hero

It should not be possible for this to happen. He has not fallen through any net his attitude and intentions are there for all to see and I am sure there are rules that mean this should not be possible. Anger should not only be directed at him but at the system he is playing and those who are failing the taxpayer by allowing it. Far too many now are just happy to get from Monday to flexi time with as little responsibility as they can get away with, rather than take responsibility for fulfilling their job description.

choon

"Monday - humiliation,
Tuesday - suffocation,
Wednesday - condescension,
Thursday - is pathetic
By Friday life has killed me"
- Morrissey on toil

so true

seems to be riffing on The Cure's well known song Friday I'm in Love. Someone should tell Robert Smith, those two could be fast friends

youtube.com/watch?v=TjPhzgxe3L0

Karthik the god for snake destroyer, the same thing is happened in the real cricket field Dinesh karthik destroyed Nagin Bangladesh in no time ...

clean it up wagie
theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/sep/18/cryogenic-cylinders-full-of-cattle-semen-destroyed-in-fire

the 40 hour working week is barbaric

>sometimes feel bad for those kids
Why? Race is a meme, nobody cares about it outside /pol/

>18 year old freshie discovers morrissey

consider pooicide, freshcunt.

(t20) cricket looms

Ireland v Netherlands, 45 bings, will post stream

>that person who even remotely enjoys or rates Morrissey without Johnny Marr

his solo work is good
meanwhile johnny marr released a britpop album in 2015

classic post. thanks for reminding me why i hate discussing music with anyone.

The Smiths, Morrissey, Marr, and Modest Mouse are all good music. Stop being retarded please

politely disagree, but I don't want to set of a maudlin self harm epidemic

>thinking marr is what makes modest mouse good

really need to stop taking the bait but jesus christ the state of people

fair enough we can all agree that appreciation of the performing arts is oftentimes a personal matter dependent upon various factors such as current mood and memory response

It's definitely not the same. But Vauxhall & I is really good, it'd be a shame if a Smiths fan skipped that.

all art forms are objective. only those without taste see them as subjective.

this is more correct, but objectively shit art can be elevated by subjective influences

bruh

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saw richo on another board
called him a pedo

roids

Ireland v Netherlands live now
youtu.be/7QVGc8dxB-o

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weather looks nice

heading down mate?

some rank shit being tossed up by the dutch

somerset 98/2 in the 4th innings chasing 281
kyle abbott with his 11th wicket of the match

it was actually 92/2 and now it is 95/5
kyle abbott 13 wickets and on a hat trick

he didn't get it

Kyle Abbott is a fraud and a coward got no time for him

espncricinfo.com/series/19458/game/1197426/india-a-vs-south-africa-a-2nd-unofficial-test-sa-a-tour-of-india-2019

wouldnt say SA'S bench strength is looking too clever

tipping a complete collapse for them in the next few years

same

something going to hit this honeypot up?

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might add the great man actually

he blocked me on facey and twitter and I yearn to re-engage with him

15 wickets now. He could get 18

hate the cunt

fast food workers in australia get redundancy pay outs?
based if you ask me

parmi and pint looms

looks like saudi arabia and iran are going to go to war

>Which means the US will jump in
>Which means we'll be asked to as well

Hopefully we tell all involved to fuck off

arabian cricket would be nothing without desis in the same way their countries would be nothing without oil
arabs themselves are totally useless

USA will just give them weapons and shit innit

the lads are gagging for it, it seems.

arab nations are literally nothing but tribal mongs LARPing at being civilised but not actually taking on any elements of civility

makes me sick that the west supports them over the persians

imagine how many radars and the like are in the Persian Gulf, how easy it would be to show obvious evidence of strikes from Iran, to say nothing or being able to intercept and fucking drone from Iran.

>saudi arabia fucks up yemen
>yes yes carry on
>iran supports the houthi in yemen
>no!

pure hypocrisy

saudi arabia are fucking sickening. some of the shit they've done in yemen just goes well beyond what you would collateral damage

20th century iranian history is a real eye-opener on how america has essentially ruined any chance the middle east had at prosperity

youtube.com/watch?v=lqJDuZIcQ34

>oversee a successful transition from british colonialism to self-rule
>immediately get to work improving welfare, education and the economy
>ghana on track for success
>get overthrown by the CIA because your economic ideas were a teensy bit too left of centre for them

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seems odd, but don't bring it up publically

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reckon this is more to do with those being countries that aren't at all aligned with western markets

friendly reminder simon harmer is the best spinner in the world and by far and away SA's biggest loss

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well yeah, mainly the petrodollar being aligned to the USD. Gaddafi was the US's best friend before he floated the idea of tying the price of crude to the price gold instead of the US greenback.

5-24 off 16 overs against surrey right now
guy is a literal beast and i'm not sure any off-spinner has ever turned the ball further

also because the African currency he proposed would have ended France's economic stranglehold over their """former""" colonies

love it when /pol/ retards act like Africans haven't created a proper society for want of trying and not because western powers try their absolute best to keep the black man down

Reckon Somerset have fucked it

do you make a point of exclusively listening to vapid, soulless hipster-bait? Or are you just posting these grey warm-takes on /cric/ for a laugh?

just enjoy a slapper

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used to have a m8 who would never stop going on about emergency & I, it was his favourite album
can't say I ever bothered listening to them, maybe I owe them a go

another one for kyle abbott right after tea
match figures of 16-82

a year or so ago there was someone who would LARP in /adv/ claiming to have been Gadaffi's underage lover and have given birth to his son.

ermegency & I is one of my favourite albums too, although a lot of that comes down to it perfectly encapsulating where my life was when I first started listening to it

still, great songwriting and some really excellent drumming throughout.

any with good basslines
pretty much the primary reason I listen to music these days is to play bass to it

Back and Forth and Spider in the Snow

really fucking good album overall, poppy songs on the surface but when you pay closer attention you see the post-hardcore and math rock roots of the band

I don't consider poppy a dirty word in music
skimming through those two they sound pretty nice and I don't think the bass will be that tough to work out (they seem to hardly have any tabs from what Ive seen)

the dismemberment plan is well established as part of off-season /cric/ culture

>parmi

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seen in the thread is a commendable effort to attempt to recount a completely false account of reality. /cric/ operates on a soundtrack of well known and catchy tunes that originated from either the British Isles, Australia or New Zealand.

they need to use this sometimes i guess, gas can be turned into petrol and diesel.

youtube.com/watch?v=PBtgQU8Gvqk

they need to whack money on the refineries but they won't.

these could be whacked into any liquid gas docking point.

youtube.com/watch?v=1zDZmIDbDO0

carbon capture will get the pollution problem down.

youtube.com/watch?v=LBUPC3evhyk

small nuclear reactors for baseload???

more on gas to liquid

youtube.com/watch?v=oqlYTVXdx60

The Fischer–Tropsch process is a collection of chemical reactions that converts a mixture of carbon monoxide and hydrogen into liquid hydrocarbons. These reactions occur in the presence of metal catalysts, typically at temperatures of 150–300 °C (302–572 °F) and pressures of one to several tens of atmospheres. The process was first developed by Franz Fischer and Hans Tropsch at the Kaiser-Wilhelm-Institut für Kohlenforschung in Mülheim an der Ruhr, Germany, in 1925.[1]

As a premier example of C1 chemistry, the Fischer–Tropsch process is an important reaction in both coal liquefaction and gas to liquids technology for producing liquid hydrocarbons.[2] In the usual implementation, carbon monoxide and hydrogen, the feedstocks for FT, are produced from coal, natural gas, or biomass in a process known as gasification. The Fischer–Tropsch process then converts these gases into a synthetic lubrication oil and synthetic fuel.[3] The Fischer–Tropsch process has received intermittent attention as a source of low-sulfur diesel fuel and to address the supply or cost of petroleum-derived hydrocarbons.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fischer–Tropsch_process

youtube.com/watch?v=adRJx2tjDF0

coal to oil

youtube.com/watch?v=1uZf8EK1Upk

nuts and bolt

nuclear always falls down on cooling, which always involves water which should used for more important things like irrigation if far away from the ocean or Wave energy when near an ocean.

ww2 and coal to oil
youtube.com/watch?v=ey0Jjk5z6yo

other coolants such as liquid salt can be used for example in older british reactors (dungeness and windscale) are cooled by gas (agr nuclear plants).

Get another two and its the best first class haul since Laker. Only three men have ever taken 18+ in a match. The other two were in 1861 and 1837

always comes back to; why not just use the sun and air lmao?

Tool are shit and Maynard is a dickhead, and all Tool fans should always wear Tool t-shirts so the public can easily identify them by label (ie. tools).

Don't be a tool, listen to better music.

So true

had not considered that someone would place so much meaning in not being a fan of something, Tool must be based

always liked vicarious and stinkfist
but i've never listened to any of their albums

>2019
>listening to guitar music
It's just too old fashioned for me. It's yesterday's music.
It doesn't have the intellectual or harmonic depth of serious jazz or classical, and you can't use it to get rich and fug qts like the old days.

Wanker.

so The Smiths > Modest Mouse > Johnny Marr > Morrissey

genuinely never listened to took because someone on Yea Forums called them reddit in 2011

gay
guitar poosic till i die

french lesson in three hours but have done a spot of daytime drinking , shouldnt matter too much

if I daytime drink then stop instead of riding it through to bedtime I generally end up falling asleep by 6pm

yeah its nothing too heavy just a few thatchers golds

once took a picture of my bollocks resting on a bottle of thatchers gold and posted it on Yea Forums during wimbledon

want to learn russian
might start now actually stop putting it off

fucking based

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/37445804/#37446622

this was the post
sadly the image is dead in the archive

why would you learn such a weird language. thats gonna look proper fedora and everyone is going to think youre well weird at a party. just learn french

thatchers gold is elite

find russia fascinating, like the language, deal with russian businesses at work and reckon it'll be a huge asset on my resume and it's not a cookie cutter everyone learns it language that a dozen people at a firm may know

why do people look down on cider?

youtube.com/watch?v=olx95np3GTA

i've heard its difficult for english speakers though

considered a girl's drink here, basically drink beer or piss off: the country

Tool
>elite alpha drumming, repetitive looping guitar, odd time signatures, weird wank
nah, that ain't it, kek imagine listening to this sounds like buttrock, lmao is that a tabla?

Battles
>elite alpha drumming, repetitive looping guitar, odd time signatures, weird wank
OMFG I LOVE JOHN STANIER!!!! THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MUSIC OF THE DECADE

Don't care about the sponging but how is it OK for him not to be toilet-training or educating his kids? Wtf.

Proper scrumpy cider will knock your socks off, I remember buying a pint at a festival off some farmer boys who brewed it themselves, fucked me up big time.

how is it sponging? the le ''''sponging'''' hivemind is complete brainwashing .you really get a feel of this from reading the comments. who or what exactly is he sponging off exactly. hes completely made a choice. hes sponging off nobody except maybe the government. but who gives a fuck. everybody could indeed do what he has decided to do and we would all have whatever consequences to answer for. so fucking what

and his kids are being educated but not in a mainstream school. honestly that man is redpilled as fuck

incredible how making a personal decision to not toil sparks such outrage from people it doesn't affect in the slightest

40 hours is literally less than 1/4 of a week you nonce

Well he objectively is living off the work done by everyone else. Society would not function if too many people did what he's doing. Like I said I don't care and this family is far less troubling than a yuppie couple who pay loads of tax but are too career-obsessed to procreate.

His 8-year old son can't even write. He's almost certainly not going to be able to catch up and will be half-literate as an adult.

dailymail commenteers are max bootlickers. sad really

yeah sleep takes up a lot of that. ultimately youre still working basically all day for 70% of the week. which is excessive

What a meaningless fact. It's still far more than necessary. Also it's about half your waking hours during the working week.

>Society would not function if too many people did what he's doing
LOL
yes because people arent willing to contribute to a society uness they're told exactly where to be at a certain time and unless they're fillinf toilbergs pockets

8 hour day isn't bad

8 hours to sleep, 8 hours to toil, 8 hours doing other stuff plus weekends off. what is shit is when you have to work 10/11 hour days

Dutch won by 6 wickets
youtu.be/SuwGcgtwj5I

Me and my brother are both cider men, my Dad won't touch it though. Folk call it lunatic soup.

Interesting. Its more of a tramps drink here. Remember going to America with my mum once and everyone was shocked she smoked menthols as they think menthols are for tough ghetto blacks

odd yeah, I find it not entirely inspiring, but he's not removed from reality or anything, and seems to love and appreciate his family unit

ever tried kretek menthols?

How exactly could a society function if no one did any work? This is ridiculous.

>they're told exactly where to be at a certain time and unless they're fillinf toilbergs pockets
False dilemma. Work is necessary, alienated work for the benefit of capitalists is not.

200 years ago people thought a 70-hour working week was normal. You only think 40 hours is OK because you're used to it. If it was changed to 30 hours you'd soon wonder how the fuck you ever put up with 40.

first world societies would not suffer one bit if you cut the working week in half , in fact everybody overall would be way better off and it would be literal heaven on off. unfortunately we live in a very greedy society

nice strawman. where did i argue for a society in which nobody does any work, or even float the idea of nobody working . people will work naturally. still the onus should be on the worker a lot more and not on greed and exploitation.
also if somebody doesnt want to work thats totally up to them and theres nothing wrong with there being some kind of satefy net in place for such people. toil should not be compulsory

good for you m8, do that, I'll be sleeping til 11, probably won't get up though, I'll read my book I reckon

made another wagie capo thread

Samoan lad in Australia told me he enjoyed living in Samoa because all he had to sort out for the day was deciding what to have for his dinner.
In Australia he was running his own restaurant and had some Italian lads working for him, by Italian I mean Australian wogs. Nice lads all.

>where did i argue for a society in which nobody does any work
Well you laughed at my statement that not everyone can sit on their arse and do a few hours a week teaching yoga, like that guy. Which is evidently a fact.

reminder capitalism has never been the driving force of humanity even in capitalist days. its a totally unnecessary, corrupt concept

they can if they want, but nobody would want to anyway. its a logical fallacy to apply one guys philosophy and then like stick it an a projecter and apply it to all of humanity, and even if they did, would that be so bad, maybe we would finally get some real change around here and live in a more democratic and free thinking society

NEW

*to take one guys philosophy
its just really stupid argument 'LEL WHAT IF EVERYBODY DID WHAT HES DOING' its just not in touch with reality and a thoughtful or nuanced argument

yeah, it's been war.

socialism makes sense

I think capitlaism is the way to go, but you can also help people along the way. Don't reward the highest score wins hoarding behaviour. Not sure of the mechanisms to do this

new

It's way too late in the afternoon for any kind of semblance of coherent and reasoned explanation of ideal society from this particular negro. Might check in later, might take a nap.

its simple

sack all middle managers
dock the pay of all directors
cut the working week in half

+liquidate about 80% shareholders shares and give them to charity

>whining about facts

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janny iffy uf

nice fucking job

anyone making a new thread? if not I'll do it

this sponging meme is literally completely mentally deficient. who exactly are they leeching off? the workers? the government steals loads off the workers income and takes a cut off every purchase they make. this absolute fucking poison that a guy who decides not to work is leeching off the worker and not the goverment and other organisations who oppress them and lead them to slave a way for 50 hours a week in the first place needs to fucking end. this guy is not doing anything to offend the life of somebody who slaves away for 50 hours a week for a pittance, hes doing the complete opposite

not very good, I admit

yeah go for it
not feeling like the threadsplit episode today

This except the gay jazz bit