/hoc/
hmm i guess i can agree with that
elite thread
thanks for saving my OC, lad
my marner smells like a bengali street
Thanks for making it
let the rain wash my car like a normal person instead of wasting money on a car wash today lads
correction from last thread:
>dallass stooped to starting bishop and pavelski against a blues skeleton crew
and are losing
huomenta
Dreaming of a Kakko hat trick but not during the pre season because pre season doesn't count
Umm, sorry...excuse me, why is Finland considered "based?"
Very aesthetic flag
imagine being this new
yikes
where is maxime cumtown
watching edmonton game where is bulju??
I didn't read this because it's some zoomer faggot shit, and unless you were here from 2009-2012, you don't know /hoc/ and you never will.
Fuck you.
for me its calling people chucklehead
tl:dr
he doesnt want to play in a bust team
kys boomer faggot
the world needs less of you fucks
some chucklehead behind the jets bench in edmonton is wearing a laffs jersey
do you think when he landed in edmonton he thought, “wow, it’s a nice city”?
poo peeland
Why do people do this shit.
i was and no one liked tripcuckolds back then either
@95520092
been here since day 1 you absolute faggot
cuz why not?
Do not (You)
Do not acknowledge
Is there anything gayer than calling your city Smashville?
imagine thinking spending time on an obscure shithole corner of the internet longer than someone else is any kind of accomplishment or something to be proud of
throwing dead fish on the ice and playing country music and finnish goaltending
img rel.
gashville
There were more trips back then, than anons back then.
Man I don't want to get my hopes up for my team, anyone else have this feel?
>no streams
Screw this, time to go find an overpriced steak and then drink overpriced whiskey at Tavern Law
>rags
out of booze, gonna get really stoned in the meantime, go team!
i'll hand your hand if you'd like
it doesn’t matter it’s just the preseason anyway
printing scripted mls chants and giving them to the fat soccer mom crowd at your game with instructions on when to do them?
>not mixing your weed and booze in the first place to extend your bottle
rookie
based
Gotta be hopeful about something in life user
>I was absorbed by Mother Ocean
there was hardly anything left to begin with and it was this weird opaque bottle my brother bought so I couldn’t tell how much was left
bilasport . net/game/vancouver-canucks-vs-calgary-flames-1.html
leave this board until you're in the middle of a playoff run like every other fatfuck nashville soccer redditlord. hoc needs to stay free from your bullshit from summer through (occasional) spring appearances like always
really love the sound of hockey
Me too it's why I'm a vegas fan, you can hear every skate and every pass with how quiet the arena is
nobody likes you nashville
you're technically "my" team since you're the closest one but I still root for a team much further away because every time I watch nashville I fall asleep
I'M HERE EVERYDAY, LASSIE
>wait, who Nashville??
thank god for the fucking asteroid
bitch, you're not even talking to right dude
FRISBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
there hasn't been a single rags, bandhawks, predwagoners, or cryston fan with the balls to show up here all offseason and i refuse to believe this one is real
>2 /hoc/'s
I've been here all summer
preds fans arent real
the rest are
so? this place sucks ass balls during the offseason
New rule: Team gets to pick which face off dot after an icing. Interdasting, any other new rules this year?
more like: "wou, is city. nice"
yeah new rule: free beer for me at any NHL arena and free admit
the new bucket rules - you must wear your helmet or gtfo
also the new review rules - you can review things like pucks out of play, hand passes that lead to goals and other stuff (i guess) and if you wrong it's a 2 minute minor; your second wrong challenge in hte game gets a 4 minute minor
deflections in offensive zone no longer result in a faceoff outside of the zone. faceoffs caused by out of play deflections are now in the offensive zone
I don't know if anyone has ever thought such a thing while entering Edmonton
All RFA not signed till October 1st become UFA
This is actually a decent rule change. I think the biggest one nobody knows about is this:
>PENALTIES FOR UNSUCCESSFUL CHALLENGES: The number of Coach's Challenges that can be made will no longer be limited based on the availability of a team's time-out. Teams will be permitted to exercise a Coach's Challenge at any time, but with escalating "consequences" for unsuccessful Challenges. The consequences of unsuccessful Coach's Challenges will be made consistent across all three Categories of Coach's Challenges: (1) minor penalty for Delaying the Game on a Club's first unsuccessful Coach's Challenge; and (2) double minor penalty for Delaying the Game for each additional Coach's Challenge that is unsuccessful.
Team essentially have unlimited challenges, but the first failure results in a 2 minute penalty. Each failed challenge afterwords is a 4 minute penalty.
How are there more ads for a preseason game than a normal game?
>having to pay for travel and a place to stay
still not worth, unless they let you sleep at the rink
only retards are watching pre seasons.
sounds like a /hoc/ business idea desu
This will work. The NHL is actually out doing the NFL in common sense
so it's new that you'll get penalized for failed goalie interference challenges? they're going to happen way less often now
i'm retarded, so i should watch preseason games
that's a good thing obviously, fewer fishing expeditions
You should watch Shannon's review then
That's the point sweetheart. And also challenge rulings are still subjective to referees discretion so it's still retarded.
>only retards are watching the best sport in the world
take the proxy off spic
this is going to make the "video tape" crew and their efficiency/accuracy VERY important. No more interns looking at a monitor.
>No more interns looking at a monitor.
boomers wont know how the technology works tho
if being retarded means i get to watch hokkei then im the biggest retard ever
LETS GOOOOOOO
I thought you were watching your podcasts, new zealand
Lol
cope
>LGBTIF+
when will it end
wtf new zeeland is gay?
later
yeah canada doesnt have any gay shit at all right
cope
what does + stand for?
What podcasts m8?
my lectures are all recorded and filmed and posted on my student portal
still waiting on those all dressed chips lads
what does the F stand for?
Sorry too lazy to go to the store
They only had Ketchup so I didn't bother.
forgiven
unforgiven
*closes 10 dead /hoc/ tabs*
>4-0 flames
lmao
The dead know only one thing. It is better to be alive.
hello finland told me the jew hughes was a bust that wouldnt even make his team and that poo jersey made a mistake drafting him. was i lied to?
>he ranks preseason
=( there's gonna be a strike at work and I'll have to cross the picket line
scabs gtfo
Not so sure about that anymore
based fuck unionniggers
scab scum
cope
>5on4 and 3on3 goals against boston's junior team
no, no you weren't lied
>people decide to not go to work by showing up to work to protest
lmao nigga just go smoke weed all day and fap
Games are pretty /comfy/
spit on the protesters as you walk by
I'm not in their union but we have the same job title. I'm contracted
Hopefully my superiors can just make it so we only have to go in in case of emergency
Potato/10
pussy with no integrity.
hmm hoc seems to be fiercely divided on the subject of labour unions
>striking at work
just go get a better job lol what are you doing
>it’s okay when laine does it
COPE
anybody calling a person trying to earn an honest living a "scab" deserves to waste their day picketing a job that doesn't give a shit about them
I don't even hate unions in concept I just hate them in execution because they always boil down to a bunch of whiners circlejerking to make everyone else's day harder. It's not the fuckin 20's anymore you have nothing to complain about you couldn't resolve like reasonable adults instead of acting like a bunch of whiny bitches
just go ahead and write schlomo a blank check to push your whole industry around, fag
you know you are desperate when you have to hype practice game goals like they matter something
>he works
Almost as bad as preseason fags
>It's not the fuckin 20's anymore
it's about to be the 20's you moron
you know what I mean
do I?
we mean you got owned, goy
can actual hockei season start where my NY team ISNT a hot fucking mess or is losing to trash teams?
don't worry they'll do that in the regular season too
B-but I'm Jewish too
A synagogue just burned down in my town a few days ago
you do realize that europeans whos stronger union culture and lower tolerance for bootlicking has given them much better pay, more than 2 weeks of pto, better education, free healthcare, and a living minimum wage, all look at us like we're in the 20s
reminder
>finniggers SEETHING over hughes
>ELITE and MUSCULAR swedish studs in the jespers
going to be a great season lads
shoo shoo not for you
I dont think so because the ISLANDERS have a PROPER coach and a PROPER general manager and a GOOD team at least. the mets and jets make me sad
you forgot the pic, let me help you
WRONG again finland
C O P E
O
P
E
>finland is still mad his meme finnish winger is a poo york rag
>h-he wont bust th-this time I s-swear
HOWLING at the absolute STATE of finland
>Pulju damage control
>finnish golden generation
>two players are good from it at all
ive never been to new york city but i hear its nice there
this is amazing
living at this time in history, i dont have to choose between watching a canucks loss and a canucks loss
fuck off we're full
desu I dont care about rags at all. All I know is Kakko will make rags winning team again
imagine not understanding my meme
>rags a winning team again
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAH
Double the pain
is this a split squad game or what
jack hughes = Nolan Patrick IF everything goes well for hughes
>bustjarvi in yurope
>laine in yurope
OH NO NO NO NO NO
tell me about how craapo and aho are the REAL golden generation you mongols LMFAO
Yes
Kinda cool but definitely overrated
Its literally down to
>aho
>kotkaniemi
fucking hilarious when kakko becomes crappy
BOLD if true because I think jackie boy will be solid for NJ
?_?
imagine giving a shit about anzac memes
gotta take a shit
>f*nnshits waking up to the hughes news on nhl.com
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
reminder that ____________
>kotkaniemi
literally the most based finn
>pre-season
yeah imagine. thats how good kakko is
jack hughes is a marner twink that skates around the outside of the zone with no end product and will get overpaid for 1st round exists after getting hit once
kakko is a fucking STUD POWER forward that absorbs opponents hits and turns them into UNASSISTED GOALS and will win a cup (not with the rags but with whatever team he signs an offer sheet with)
ya finna seethe finland
Are you fags going to do this all season. Holy fuck.
please stop insulting the current finnish golden generation we are witnessing
>"thats how good kakko is"
and he will get a pedestrian 35 points on the rangers 3rd line
Rantanen, barkov??? Laine gonna hit 50 goals this season if maurice stops being retard
50 fortnite wins maybe.
imagine losing to deadmonton
Ragsposting is going to be glorious
oh right those two. Barkov isnt the finnish golden generation lmfao and is russian. Rantanen is good at least. Laine is in swissland and plays there instead
laine hung up his skates and picked up a controller instead
>rags vs debbies on wed
Don’t care about either team, but the Finnish cope should be incredible.
mm prospects suck dont like pionk
figures he can make more off streaming fortnite online in a year than an entire career in winnipeg.
dunno about the devils but the rags will be playing 90% shitters
this guy knows the truth
Really makes me boil when I think that my Avs could've (should've) had Kakko
back from class did i miss anything
>new zealand hockey knowledge
don't you have cr*ck to watch?
yeah finland is seething again
Laine - Barkov - Rantanen
Bulju - Aho - Kakko
name a better top 6
fuck off retard
no u
finland why cant i listen to the new JVG album on spotify DDDD:
Bergeron - Crosby and everyone else just a bunch of scrubs.
Pionk is a shitter and wouldn't even have made the rangers this year if they kept him
why would you want to listen that?
the only good finnish players are the ones on my team
can some albertan redpill me on pizza 73?
Otto koivula is the only finn on my team
how else am i supposed to listen to frisbee
it's the same thing as pizza pizza if you know what that is. biggest chain in canada. good pizza if you know how to order.
well no wonder he hasn't won any 3rd round playoff games, he's too busy playing in the LNH.
interesting, i ate a shit load of pizza pizza when i lived in canada
there is around 0% chance that kakko plays in 3rd line.
how about heiskanen and hintz
>Barkov isnt the finnish golden generation lmfao and is russian.
is this meme??
Faggots
thinking of starting a restaurant where i serve nothing but pulled pork and onions
utube?
People say it's generic crap (it's a fucking large chain like mcdonalds, at least you know what you're getting when you order it.) But if you actually go online and look at the options, you can make some really good shit. Like garlic dipping sauce as a base instead of tomato. It is what it is.
>garlic dipping sauce as a base instead of tomato
fat
It's just the banner the company runs in the western provinces for whatever reason. It's literally the same thing. Occasional I get dipping sauces from pizza pizza labelled under pizza 73.
>marner rejected offersheets
does anyone have a link or more details on this
thoughts on pretzels?
yeah but that is just like 1 of 50 options for the base.
When Latvia will have its golden generation?
Calling it Edmonton
doughmakers are behind this
really good but only once in a while
That's literally it and just something his agent said. "Rejected 2 offer sheets because he wanted to be in Toronto.". And no media or opposing GM will confirm or deny because of the the code.
these are the shit
sounds "base"-ed
lol laine ripping maurice in newest interview.
>–Sopimusneuvotteluissa yksi asia on aina se, kenen kanssa pelaa. Tuollaisilla meriiteillä mitä minulla on, jossain muualla pääsisin pelaamaan parhaiden kanssa. Jokainen, joka ymmärtää jotain jääkiekosta, tietää sen, Laine sanoo.
Littlen trio on peluutusvuorossa useimmiten Jetsin kolmosketju.
–On kärkiketjut ja sitten on ollut meidän ketju. Pelaan kenen kanssa määrätään, Laine hymähtää.
Maurice on julkisesti tunnustautunut Littlen faniksi.
–Se on huomattu, Laine toteaa.
use google translate or some shit im too bad at translating
based
Absolutely based if done properly
would be better if they were chocolate covered
>he thinks im going to take the time to translate his retarded gutterspeak
translate or i dont care
>it's real
holy shit he's not gonna sign is he?
gms should help their team by being shit disturbers and telling everyone some opposing star was really tempted by it and may or may not have done a ton of coke while they were in town
ok i did it for you through goggel translate:
- In contract negotiations, one thing is always with whom you play with. With the kind of merit I have, somewhere else I could play with the best. Anyone who understands something about hockey knows it, Laine says.
The Little Trio is mostly the Jets' Triple Chain on the cut.
- There are top chains and then there has been our chain. I play with whom the order is, Laine smiles.
Maurice is publicly acknowledged as a fan of Little.
“It's noticed,” Laine says.
chain = line
That would against tampering rules.
>vanpooper
wew
>The Little Trio is mostly the Jets' Triple Chain on the cut
littles trio is usually jets third line
Laine - Barkov - Rantanen
Teravainen - Aho - Kakko
Debrincat - Matthews - Kane
Gaudreau - Eichel - Wheeler
Point - McDavid - Tavares
Marchand - Crosby - MacKinnon
what a faggot
my team - my team - my team
my team - my team - my team
my team - my team - my team
my team - my team
my team - my team -
my team
my team
checkmate, your team
I really want to order pizza pizza but worry i will pass out drunk before it arrives.
JAKKE SUOMI
BOOM!!!
>laine and point are being offersheeted as we speak
your mom offers to meet me in her sheets everyday, doesn't mean i acknowledge it.
this is all kinds of horrible. I will do it.
>iltalehti.fi
>headline starts with "elsewhere i would get to play with the top guys" -Laine
>it is stated that Little only has 11 primary assists on Laine's 110 goals
>"in these contract talks it matters to me who i get to play with. With the accolades i have, I would get to play with the top guys on other teams. Everyone who understand hockey knows this" -Laine
>"there have been top lines and then our line, i've been playing where Maurice puts me"- Laine sneers
>Maurice is known Little fans
>"yeah i've notices" -Laine
Hard to see Laine fitting that locker room after that. Throwing Little and Maurice to the wolfs.
reverse huomenta, /hoc/
sleep tight
>boeser signed wat
Why didn't we talk about this?
We did.
Good fucking morning
>I play with whom the order is, Laine smiles.
laine powerful
mysteriouse
Well. Let's look at this rationally. Little is too old to be a quality and Mauri is retarded shit that intentionally tanked laines last season because he didn't want to pay him as much and he's literally bending over to "accomadate" a certain big bullish player
>hatioretty
>easily killed off 8 penalties, including le muh five minute major XD, and at least three 2-man advantages
>scored 2 short handed goals
>near sell-out of a preseason game
stay eternally btfo ya coping retards
and more shit probably still coming considering majority of that interview is behind apywall
CALL
>my stream audio is off by about a second
reeeeeeeeeeeeee
THE
>bragging about beating the desert dingos in a pre season game
MOUNTIES
I take some solace in the knowledge I will never be so desperate for validation that I will brag about winning a preseason game against the yotes
cope
im gonna say theres a 50% chance paul maurice is fired by christmas and a 75% chance he is fired before next season
why is offside even a thing?
>easily killed off 8 penalties
how many penalties did he kill in the third period of game seven in the playoffs?
cope
>The absolute shitty of Galgary
did pavelski play?
...
cope
imagine literally being the mexican municipality of dalbutt
and you try to show everyone up by dressing ben fucking bishop and joel pavelski against a qmjhl team
and then
and fucking then
you get fucking shuttied
>n-no y-you
cope
CALL THE MOUNTIES
>claims to be a leaf
>never raged having to deal with autistic/fatfuck cherrypickers in gradeschool
Meme goal by the flim flams
The 6 million dollar goal
>GUUUL GULL
Seems like everybody downtown gets robbed and assaulted by meth addicts but me. No fair
I'd be concerned if I were a Phlegms fan. They're split squads should have both won like 10-1. The Canucks are playing like 3 NHL players each in the splits games
Did all the least coasters go to bed
Hopefully they all killed themselves.
well, you can't really rob yourself
thicc thighs save lives
*dabs*
Good morning Markus
this is something only fat bitches say
t. i dated one girl who started normal and got fat, never again will i stray from the perfect twig gf
God morgon BC
not so fast calgay
THAT'S MY CAPTAIN
>flims
>flakes
checked and skinnypilled
>ice a/b squads against c/d squads
>choke both games
based flames
They're scared of me because I'm an alpha jets fan
are you lads telling me the flims lost? i turned it off
Bsed
No but they might blow a 4-1 lead
>split squad
Is there a bigger meme
Nucks about to win 5-4 in OT
whats meme about it?
Can the regular season start already. Preseason is such a fucking tease
>le 2 teams
the sunbelt: splitting for a chance to play more stupid prospects?? we're trying to win some serious games here
why is laffnet still talking about the jets signing laine?
patrik laine
she a cute
it was kinda close at the end there. Pretty hype game desu
>le fat obese "funny" hockey gril
based incels
This language us really something, it's like smashing letters on a keyboard multiple times.
Nashville did it to with the kitties. I don't understand why you would want to play the same team but twice in one night. At least the devils played two different teams.
>perfect twig gf
checked and tastepilled
cardiobunny gf best gf though
Alpha jets fan scares beta cuckold meth addicts
jets fans are the cuckold meth addicts sam
saw an alcohol-free mouthwash in the store earlier lads
imagine how upset manitobans would be if they banned mouthwashes with alchol in them province-wide.
reminder soon
reminder
wrong version
idiot
dont call me idiot
im sorry you’re being bullied. just keep being yourself! me? I think you’re great!
reminder imminent
*sips*
Good morning Norge
huomenta but in norge
North Americans only like finns because they're bad at hockey and don't see them as a threat. Sweden however, are elite at hockey and this makes North Americans feel insecure and upset.
God morgen alle sammen
God morgen far og mor,
God morgen lillesoster,
God morgen storebror,
God morgen trær og blomster,
God morgen fugler små,
God morgen kjære lyse sol, på himmelen klar og blå
(Hei hå)
fucking BASED
but finland won the world championship and has better young players?
>muh international ice
>muh young players
busts
powerful post
sweden is fucking gay retard
International ice is fucking gay. Let's see how you guys do on the cratery behind the bench "rink" you gotta use when the next generation of benders is hogging the outdoor rink because their parents don't wanna pay for ice
>Laine basically saying that the Jets are a shit team
Based.
BASED fucking KING CORBIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
holy shit based poo peeland is evolving before our eyes
he inferred that he doesnt play well with little and that anywhere else he would play on the top line (which isnt necessarily true), not that the jets are a shit team
he says they are finnophobic and this is inexcusable. jets should be disbanded
standby for reminder
reminder that poo peeland is trash
>tampa offered point 4.7 mil for 3 years
LMAO
>LE FUGG LE BOO BEELAN XXDDD
reminder
so are we not going to talk about how gusev is ELITE
who
RCKTS
reminder
I wish the only other vocal jets fan wasn't such an obnoxious redditor
>xd he made one pass
gusev sucks
how many passes did patrik laine make today
Fuck Matheson.
>shot that wets the pants of both goal tenders
Fixed. No charge.
Laine was literally the best player in the league last playoffs but Kevin Gayes FUCKED IT ALL UP
I forgot preseason games were on today
don't worry, based shannon has you covered.
I already posted it you mong
god damn dude alexa bliss works my dick into a shoot every time.
fuck you buddy
>XD ovi winnned fight lol!!
Can we not just be grateful Svech isnt a whiny faggot swede
Shut up Randy.
Laine will miss this season
Shut up Sam
what the fuck have the senators done this offseason?
>we're a team
Good post, strong post. And dare I say, a vital post?
Nope, he'll be in carolina soon
Only thing there is to do in Carolina is suck dick at hockey and suck dick in the bedroom
As a Caps fan it was surreal watching Ovi fight anybody.
And with that, the numbers of Finnish views will magically disappear from Winnipeg to Fagolina
hey what'd i miss?
nothing. (as usual)
Carolina being a faggot
hok
Not much, Winninjet has pretty big fan base in Finland regardless of Laine
much better
Raining lots lads.
>luca sbisa scored a goal on the C team
Enjoy bridgeport
No. They don't. 97% of the Finnish Jetsfans will move on to whatever team Laine or the ''finn of the week'' plays for.
what team do you root for again?
You are confusing winninjet with carolina. Carolina had 0 finnish followers before Aho.
Please LEAVE pooland, you faggot bandwagon team jumping queer.
Since I was 8 years old.
what's going on with that lock of hair
RPH
Two things. Sellane? More than that. Jets invented European players in NHL and Finns are best Europe. Second thing? Don't understand
hmm
go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks
My first ponytail. Probably from around when I 8 years old too.
how many people do you think have actually cummed on the stanley cup
i unironically think my parents have mine too
a decent amount
who from shitolina do you realistically think would be traded for laine
I never had a ponytail thats kind of a queer or Indian thing
what?
Svech, 1st, 3rd for Laine? I'd consider.
really gay
what the fuck why is carolina over the cap
It's true. Veli-Pekka Ketola and Heikki Riihiranta signed with Jets in 1974. Bobby Hull played wing when V-P Ketola was C.
carolina has no cap space so they arent offer sheeting laine, who the fuck would the jets accept in a trade from carolina in exchange for laine?
answer: players carolina arent willing to trade
why would a team waste time offersheeting laine when point is available
fucking this
Points a Cocksucker. Tampa Bay is faggot hockey
Doesn't clear enough cap. They have none. Jets needs D so D it is.
mathew tkchuk is also available and better than laine
Bed time Toronto
Ok then maybe svech and make them take faggot Hendricks and perrault and Kulikov
Also this applies to him
Go to Houston, you mean. See ya twice a year, Yotes.
Love, Seatown.
Based. We're the same you and I, that's Swedish blood pulsing through your vains, Yankee.
Because you wanted to fit in and be like everybody else. I listened to hard rock and my dad had long hair and played drums, so obviously I had long hair.
>laine didn't even receive an offersheet
L O L
just ate 4 spicy chorizo sticks
Hate the lightning because of their blatant ripoff of the Maple Leafs jerseys. Their logo sucks too.
Who trades for unsigned RFA's?
I bet Laine likes pepperoni sticks. I hope SC Bern is feeding him well
nobody. i didnt start this dumb conversation. some retarded finn said laine will be in carolina soon.
Niiiiiiice
Deal is done. Otherwise he would not have been shitting on Maurice in public.
Ha! Never. Change. Binland.
>be pooland
>get fired
>be too retarded to work with sister
he would just announce it and not say anything at all about the jets if that were true.
Dude, your brother is kinda hot in makeup.
yes. laine signed an offersheet and the jets declined to match it (???) and nobody has said anything about it and he is not attending training camp or preseason games.
It doesn't have to be offersheet
where are they going to trade him to
if any gm with a real big hockey iq (like mine) wanted to pick up connor or laine he would offer sheet the one he didnt want which the jets would match and then offersheet the one he actually wanted for slightly more than the jets could afford after matching
luckily all gms are stupid and connor and laine will both be playing for >my jets
whatever happened to bailey jay
literally who?
It's so fucking boring. Unless you're an OG6 team you should NEVER only have two colours. Lightning should go back to these
cute lass who makes adult films
hitler should've finished the job
hmm looks kind of like a goblin
She's from Vancouver mate, what do you expect. Have you ever seen shannon and yvonne?
seethe
just threw up a little in the back of my throat
You can see that they're not from Hongcouver due to the lack of slanted eyes.
Good taste
fucking based
Can't wait to watch the lads decimate the avalanche tonight.
I love Frank Zappa's music. But he did marry a jew, and his kids started a kikestarter to try and raise millions of dollars to (((preserve his archives))).
laine is switching career from hockey to fortnite pro
lol
laine sucks at fortnite
laine sucks at hockey
any questions?
are my flames gonna be any good?
Most likely wc1 or lower, unfortunately.
You could say that Laine is a Finn.
Simple as.
can't wait for Laine to clap a hatty against the Jets whenever they meet. Who the fuck wants to live in Manitoba anyway?
Who are the Jets going to trade him to?
FUCK jak huus
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>kacko cucku
Matthews: 11 million dollars
Laine: zero dollars
Soon to be same ratio for Hughes and Kakka
I'd take her out for a nice dinner before taking her home and showing her this to get her in the mood
youtu.be
When she asks me why my house smells like farts and has no windows that's when I seal the deal
>@mikemorrealeNHL
>Subban on Hughes winner: "I take credit for his OT winner b/c prior to the OT, I said to him 'I heard the rumor that you get 1 gl & then shut it down, so are you full or do you want more?' He told me, 'that's not me'. He scored the winner, so he's already listening & learning."
based pk
jack hughes: 2g 0a
kappo kaako: 0g 0a
rmyt
max 2 seasons before pk gets traded from the devils. How to black people keep justifying stealing from white people.
Also
>pk gets buttfucked by a tranny
redpill me on garrett sparks lads, is he better than malcolm subban? apparently he's playing tonight against colorado.
they played about the same amount of games and had the about the same sv%
sheeeeeeeeeit
He's a top tier goalie in the AHL. In the NHL, he has this nasty habit of attack the shot which constantly has him lying on his belly, and leaving the net wide open if there's a rebound.
Don't expect much from him. He was dropped down to the ECHL twice when he was in the AHL when he was with the leafs organization.
Thanks buddy. I just read an interview with a guy that covers the Marlies, and he says pretty much the same thing. He mentioned that he pissed a lot of people off for calling out leafs teammates when the loss was mostly his fault.
he's basically salary relief for the Vegas organization. The leafs needed cap space, so they brought back Clarkson (fuck, but he's LTIR so I'll deal with it) to free up some cap space for the Marner/Kerfoot contracts.
I honestly wish he was better, but when they let McBackup walk in favor of Sharts, I nearly lost my shit.
Can someone translate this into english?
PK jokingly said he takes credit for Hughes' OT winner because before OT started, PK made a fun joke/chirp to Hughes.
In jest, he said, "I heard the rumor that you get one goal, and then stop playing as hard. So are you good with that one goal, or do you want more?"
Hughes replied, "I don't do that," and then scored the game winner.
PK is pleased that he's listening to, and learning from, the vets.
>young buck ripped the puck and it wasn't luck
probably win the pacific division again
huomenta
hyvaa huomenta Mikko. Time for moninkoffee??
Laine: zero dollar contract
Kaako: no points or goals
Ew finns
Thank you, did you minor in ebonics?
With Finns you _______
villie is a fuckface
let them walk away because they aren't worth as much as they're asking for.
Finally pre-season lads
A relatively early Leafs game too!
dear god. They're like albino abbos.
Life is finally good again.
wheres that?
I feel the need
the need
TO BREED
>carlo got signed for 2 years and 2.85 million
Lmao
built for Finngol cock
Just had one of those shits that instantly fills the room with an overwhelming smell. Can't imagine being the next guy. Deus mio.
Ah yes, the ol' San Jose.
James Neal scored last night apparently lul.
>rantanen still unsigned
his first ever game as an oiler too
Calgayry
New thread you say? Hmm, shall think about it.
do it norge
saving an epic post for the next thread
Here frens
good call mate. i've made hilarious witty epic posts on a late thread that gets no replies and the thread dies. i've missed so many (you) and it really pisses me off lad
>tfw you'll never be that phone