/mlb/

hey thanks for joining my thread

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Hello, is this the early thread?

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>mest

thanks above me

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Marge is never late, nor is she early, she arrives precisely when she means to.

thanks below me

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Does Realmuto want to play for 4th-5th place teams his entire career?

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Twins? More like
T-WINS-S

Am I allowed in the thread if I don't hate the cubs

no you guys have your own retard thread

Do you like the tWINSs?

>brewers literally doing the same thing they did last year in september

not really

gg twins
We'll never reach 70 wins

Cya tomorrow T___s

For me, it's the undisputed 2019 WS Champs.

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hey Mets just a heads up, these are the games you need to win if you want to make the postseason

How assblasted are people right now?

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nobody on planet earth cares

fuck you

mad

Mad about what? This is so inconsequential I can't imagine anyone caring at all, let alone getting upset

hold on guys, weren't the Nationals supposed to win the game today? They had Strasburg pitching... can I get a recheck on this score? Maybe someone at the game?

I was there. Do not believe the lies they put on the TV. Nats won but that wasn't in their schedule so they altered it. Look into it.

BIRDS DESUU

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oh phew thank god. It really isn't that hard to fake the scores online I know. Keep up the good fight Nats bro

>cusb

>jest
>mest
>nest
lol

Mets, for real, you need to win these games. C'mon even the Nats lost you can catch up some ground!

mesties jesties nesties!

>earrings are for fruits
BASED

kek mest

cubs win :)

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mest jest out west kek

Cubs Win!
Cubs Win!!

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mesties jesties nesties!

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Based

Alright /mlb/ give it to me straight. This is the rest of the Twins season.

can us Indians fans still win the division.

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imagine being a fan of mesties jesties kek no oh oh oh

you fucking asshole if you keep up the ">mest jets nets" posting there is going to be hell to pay

guys I think it's time for the Mets comeback

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it would depend totally on the twins imploding in the next two weeks.
odds not so good

KEK METS

guys... guys!

Mets... Jesties! METSIES JETSIES!!!

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Get fucked again Mets Lmao

uh oh dicsrod is here!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

oh no no no please don't make me watch them!!

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mestie mest

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ummm sir i believe you spelled it wrong sorry to bother you

Mets fans, don't worry. I'm watching all this unfold. They're just playing themselves. If you have more to share about this posting style, please contact me. "Mest Jest Nest" posters, you're listed.

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Fudge packer

Inspector Jet

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>nest
oh no!
>jest
this can't be happening!!
>mest
MOTHER OF GOD!

The discord sends its regards xD

>you're on your way to get some food and all of a sudden this man walks up to you and says "/mlb/'s discord sends their regards"
wyd

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Thanks inspector, love your work

say "mettie jetties!!" as many times as humanly possible

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hey that's me, I mean, yeah what are you gonna do punks

This is getting out of hand. To the shitposters, what do you have to gain from this? There is no material value in this. Why do you keep on doing it? Don't you see the destruction you're causing? Or do you even care? I just want to understand and perhaps we can come to an agreement.

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no gayboy

Thanks cardinals

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You don't want to make an enemy of me.

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FIND THE ASSHOLE RESPONSIBLE FOR METTIEJETTIES AND PUT A BULLET IN HIS BITCH ASS i beg you!!

who wants to be friends with a fudge packer unless youre already a fudge packer

>chokes again in october

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top kek oh KKEK!!!!

29th ranked bullpen

Hope you don't mind if I just drop a >mest

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My mets would have fucked you up if it weren't for umpball

If I start early I can jack off twice tonight

if my aunt had wheels she'd be a bicycle

Who?

erg ruins another thread...again!

/mlb/'s own Kyle "Schwarbie" Schwarber had a HECK of a game today!
3-run homer, couple nice catches, and the post-game interview with none other than Kelly Krull!
couldn't be prouder of our man in left

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No, I'm sorry.

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Having your favorite team win is like having ice cream, but hearing that the Mets lost another lead is like chocolate syrup and sprinkles on top.

CUBS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my cubbiewubbie

UwU 0w0

jeez

Sick em cubbiewubbie

jiminy crickets

Schwarber has to dress like that to hand all the bombs he hits. :3

suck em ,cubbiewubbie

>cusb

give em the suckie wuckies cubbie

mm

yumm...

cubbwy wubbwy want bigg bois cwummies ≧◡≦

what is going on right now?

>A'ss

A'SBROS?????
mlb.com/gameday/royals-vs-athletics/2019/09/16/566159

my cardinals won today

can my cardies did a heckin' big win

based birds in the house

JOKELAND KEKK CHOKELAND

If you plebs haven't seen SALÒ, OR THE 120 DAYS OF SODOM can you really call yourself a baseball fan? Sure you can uwu at your midwest team being the cubs or not and an actual faggot but if you insist on posting in such an abhorrent manner I would advise at least knowing what the fuck you're talking about. It's time for the circle of blood

jokiechokieland

Shut up

youtube.com/watch?v=VfKJxowxBb4

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kek the chokie jokies!

I unironically really like that movie and made my friends watch it in high school

gayckland kek

jokie chokie moneyball !!

damn this picture is based.

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duke or president?

gaykim soria kek

This guy types in an extremely distinct way. I can spot him from a mile away. You aren't getting away with this

low level

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mr beane, a true winner

don't forget to support your local anime tiddy dealer

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fuck I dont know, the four main degenerates barely mention their names or positions. I just like the parts where people are forced to eat poo

>ah hurrrrr what if I just replaced the "oak" with "gay" so funny xdddddddd

youtube.com/watch?v=mmNFULBRO1Y

gayckland kek

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That was a kino moment and so was the fight.

MGS2 cosplay?
>pic

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I have to respect the hell out of that

gayckland kek jokie chokies kek

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This is remorseless

Lmao. I guess he just wants to get paid. But I bet Philly will be alright by next year

the Nats fucking suck

ok, starting now, no making fun of kyle for 72 hours for me. he could easily just get on the faggot sjw side that demonizes the CPD and doesn't think they should defend themselves. Then convict and throw every cop in jail and let the southside coonery take over the city. Especially with the cubs and their fan culture, he'd score big points bashing the police, but he doesn't.

>respecting

this is a big moment for /mlb/

>This butthurt at a Royals fan

Pathetic Mets fans

much respect back to you

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>slim n trim
>high level executive at raytheon
>model GFs (many, casual)
>300 yard drives
>ain't afraid to use swears
>72 hours of manly restraint
mm.. our man's got it all... mighty mighty good man

Mmmm..a man of principle...a man of duty...a man of his word...bajp hit another home run with /mlb/ tonight..Mmm...

kyle schwarbie to the white sox!

omigosh

gay louis

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Oh wow, people left after a grand slam in the 9th! Fake fans! Not as dedicated as you!

someone torch this fool

Yikers!

They're gonna trade him to someone they can get some pitching from. The farm fields are fallow, and lester and hammels are too old and washed up. If he caps off his much improved second half with a really strong finish to the season the cubs could get a good package for him because he's under team control for 2 more seasons. He's making 3 mil atm, anyone care to speculate how much he'll win in arbitration this off season?

'lil babbwie wabbwie cubbie wubbie want warm cummbly wubblys in mouf (*ΦωΦ*)

it probably will be an AL team if anything.

Yeah, I know earlier in the thread someone said he made a couple good catches today...but he really needs to be a DH to put it nicely.

The gay sox are missing the playoffs this year lolmao

they took it back to a one run game retard
holy shit imagine defending leaving a game in the 9th during a playoff run in a save situation

I made some normie friends watch it in college and they were really uncomfortable it was great

>a DH who bats .235

is this how AL teams operate?

Imagine clinching a postseason spot without 100 wins

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Cookie Butts, Been Nintendo & Chavis for a boat load of five star pitching prospects. Extend Devers if at all possible. Resign JD if at all possible. Tank in 2020 for even more five star pitching prospects.

Yeah you and the other cucks you wait for autographs with are gonna do anything to a bodybuilding chad like me? GOOD ONE BUDDY

you mean like most recent World Series winners

Agreed I wouldn’t leave. However, people who complain about other fan bases and their loyalty levels are megacringe

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I would make fun of you for rooting for the shitty Cubs but I’m pretty sure you have autism so I’ll just let it go.

Thanks for being considerate, I respect that.

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fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=dh&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=y&type=8&season=2019&month=0&season1=2019&ind=0&team=0&rost=0&age=0&filter=&players=0&startdate=2019-01-01&enddate=2019-12-31&page=1_50

he'd be an upgrade for a good number of teams...

Tell us how many asshole

It's late night /mlb/... Do you Touhou?
youtube.com/watch?v=ETTk83qis0w

tell us how many, son.

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vocaroo.com/i/s0DkMGLsqHKN

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it's finally happening
Yea Forums is talking to me
please don't tell me to hurt anyone

who is this "Yea Forums"?

find Yea Forums

kill Yea Forums

Ever been gangstalked, guys? It's like they're being aloof but in a flaunting kind of way.

gangstas in the genny

this is terrifying. I can see Yea Forums in the corner of my room

summertime lover

Seek the one they call skuba

who's the puppetmaster of the general?

Winky

So you finally got it all figured out

Best fans in baseball my ass, shots of the bleachers would have been better, they went from like 90% full to 1% full Lmao

Farntig and poopin be like pllkrpp ppppbbpbp ploploplop

we're better than this

LA vs NY should be fun. Be hilarious to see the Dodgers lose again.

don't worry, i'm here now

i am looking forward to the chokes, best part of every post season

Kershaw. Game seven. kek

kershaw kek?

Kekshaw.

Magic Johnson all sad & shit.

Which MLB team has the hottest twinks?

fuck off retard

game 5 @ houston kek

*sniff*
I smell discrod

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Bocchi

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We need to perform a calculated attack on bocchi. I want to make sure she doesn't see any of this coming.

Bocchi holds all the cards

look for the one they call Bocchi

are there any other MLB players aside from trevor bauer who post ITT?

>

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String this asshole up

ziptie the bastard

I'm gonna need some body bags

>BAJP is Bauer
That actually makes sense given his hate of the Cubs.

gaywers kek

Leave Houston to us

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Good morning, boys.

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Mornin' San Diebro

Any less lewd pix like this so I can put them on my work cpu. Asking for a fren

astros desu

Why would anyone put anime on a work computer

lmao shitsburgh

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Pittsburgh more like PEDOburgh!

Yea Forumsstros

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>computer pornography

Surely they mean "child"?

Makes sense the altercation with Crick then. He must’ve went to report him

he fucked his sister too and changed his name to match hers. guys insane

Likely what they’re referring to and are probably just being euphemistic

Felipe Vazquez or Heims - whom do we prefer here and why?

there is nothing redeemable about Shittsburgh or the Shittsburgh Pierats

Reminder that Hispanics love to child rape.

>raping a 15 year old
>has been ongoing since she was 13
he'll be lucky to survive

The fuck happened in that dude's life to make him that way?

should've traded him when you could've

t.upset rats fan

Has Anthony Recker commented on the Vazquez situation?

have you considered suicide?

tmz.com/2019/09/17/felipe-vazquez-arrested-solicitation-of-a-child-pittsburgh-pirates/

As if we needed more reasons to laugh at the Pirates

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Gavin Lux says no to child exploitation

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They should get Heimlich to replace him.

lol forget the Orioles and Tigers, the Poorats have had by far the most embarrassingly bad season in the Majors

Where the kids at?

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>They should get Heimlich to replace him.
Based Heims.

Pedos

Who the fook are u?

This is racist you bigots. Don't you know age of consent in OTHER CULTURES are lower. Fucking shitlords.

Kill yourself

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This.

It's not called child rape. It's called having a different age of consent.

>t. hispanic

T. Racist

Why does baseball attract so many pedos?

That's euro soccer buddy

this pic always creeps me out

>baseball
>soccer
What does it mean when I like both?

meanwhile, in the NFL, guys like this are having their cases delayed so they can play DA FOOBAWL

You just gotta stick to 2D and you'll be ok.

OH NO NO NO NO
>pedorats

If the Twins don't win the division, it would be an all-time choke job given this schedule.

The twins got it pretty much if they keep winning. In unrelated news, the NL wild card is basically broors cubs and nationals barring the nats falling out

>tfw you didn't hide your computer pornography
Shit wat do

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>T. pedophile

No you won't.

Start thinking of ways to explain why you have images of a 1080GTX screwing an ASUS Z57.

It is kind of disturbing. That's why I like it.

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not as disturbing as their playoff record lol

Tis better to have loved and lost..........

Yeah, I'm thinking he;s based

but this is sports, there are literally only teams who have loved and lost and teams that have loved and won

Let's give the guy a break. He probably was having a troublesome moment in his life. Who are we to judge? Leave that for god.

I'd still rather be a Nats fan than a Phillies, Mets, Orioles, Angels, Marlins, White Sox or Cubs fan. So. There's that.

Fuck You Asshole

>be a team that suffers in the NLDS eternally instead of a team that at least has history
yikes

What ever it takes

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Thank god the Dodgers didn't trade away the farm for this pedo.

Which team has history? The Angels?

Well they all at least have a ring

Whatever Satan

Don't you mean the Braves?

Another great general thread, good job Yea Forums

I'm glad that we were able to live up to your lofty expectations. I think I'll indulge in a celebratory, victory wank. Hmmmm. Asian girl on girl porn it is.

>BREAKING: #Astros in agreement with former Pirates closer Felipe Vasquez, pending physical, sources tell The Athletic.

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Why didn't the pedorats trade Vazquez when he had value? They had no chance to contend

personally, I am attracted to girls as young as 14.

Jesus fucking Christ. Why can't we ever catch a break? We're the only good guy team in the NL Central after all.

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astros desu

>They had no chance to contend
Neither did the Mets, but that didn't stop them from sitting on Thor and trading for Strohman.

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Dodgers were prospect hoarding. Now they'll lose another World Series because of it.

CUBS ARE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trading them didnt work the last 2 seasons so why do it again here? Dodgers dodged a bullet with this one since they were demanding lux and then some for Vasquez. Damned if you, damned if you don't. At least the dodgers know how to bring their prospects into the team successfully. Get good at drafting everyone else.

They haven't won shit in 30 years despite outspending every other team.

>dodgers are prospect hording and are gonna lose
>dodgers outspend every team and still lose
Haha dodgers suck am i right guys????

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>Gallo (wrist) is expected to come off the injured list Sept. 20 at Oakland
cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/rangers-joey-gallo-to-return-sept-20/

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vazzie 2 cubby or royalie

cubby get vazzie
royalie get heimie
2gether makes cubyals
get fucked mettiejetties

blessed image

seeth at the cubyals mettiejetties

Mettiejetties kek!!

vazzies own ya

vazzieheimies own ya
cubyals pwn ya
make mettiejetties seeth
like you never believe

seeth at the cubyals seeth!!!

/mlb/ is being cringe again.

cubyals make ya seeth uh?
vazzieheimies make ya seeth uh?

who?

le skittle man haha

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Pirates get what they deserve. Shit ownership, shit management, shit fanbase.

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METTIE JETTIES ARE IN THE HIZZOWSE

Work on your bait, tubby.

When did truth become bait?

laa v nyy gamethread

>mets
out of the postseason race
>jets
3rd string qb 2 games into the season with the bills and pats leading the division
who else? the nets? kevin durant isn't playing this season and has to watch kyrie sperg about

I just want to enjoy the ride. The mets werent supposed to be here yet they tried at least. Thats the worst I could ask for. They fucked up too many times in may-june and they paid the price here. Maybe next year

the jets however fucking suck. They should tank given how cruel that schedule is, and the nets I dont care about. B-Ball is gay

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mets had a chance though. Took a gamble on it and they didnt make it, yet came close.

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wait joc has a sister too?

>no one last bauer outage vs the cubs this year : /
Sad!

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>Lose Again

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Lads, these pics make me wonder - who has the best curves in baseball?

haha I get it because the curve ball is a pitch in baseball

Kershaw

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are the pirates the official team for pedos? is it time to raise the loli roger?

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Do slurves count as curves?

kekini kek OHHHHhhhh KEKINI!!

She probably said she was 16 or 17 and looked like it too. They probably had not even a remotely close relationship, sexting once or twice a month and meeting for sex once or twice a year. She probably never said her age and only did so she could brag for her friends. Her parents or a friends' parents found out and reported her to the police. Felipe probably had a bakers' dozen younger hos, probably none of them under age of consent.

Not trying to do pedo apologism, actual pedos are fucking disgusting, but I'm guessing with more context here he won't look nearly as bad. In fact I believe some states have reduced sentences if the victim lies about their age, as well.

Who team is Heims on?

Kek...loli roger

nothing wrong with being a pedo desu bro, do your thang.

Jeff Passan reported that he’s really fuckin weird, like how no one really knows for sure that the girl he claims is his sister is really related to him, and that people in the org aren’t really surprised about the charges

Pirates

Remember before the season began the Philthie fanbase thought that not only would the Philthies win the NL East but also be the overall #1 seed?

Reds @ Cubs

I remember when they started the season 4-0 and acted like world series contenders

why bros...

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Anyone watching the Triple A Championship game between Sacramento and Columbus?

based pedopirate bro

no

angels will win, check these dubs

>Anyone watching the Triple A Championship game between Sacramento and Columbus?
Have any women played for these teams?

Yanks will win, check these singles

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

OH NO NO NO NO THE RETURN OF POO DARSHIT, JUST WHEN THE CUSB NEED HIM

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

so that 2.7% for the mets exists

poop arseshit

It was only a matter of time

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>BERDS!!!

What team is Yonder Alonso on again?

>keuchel

kek barfs

guys i just took a shit, and when i looked in the toilet bowl the two pieces made an A.

it looked just like the Athletics logo.

wtf was that shit? Does Turner have gambling debts or something?

who should I cheer for the Nats or the Cardinals...im a cub fan

Nats. Cubs can win this division!

Can I get at minimum one (1) BASED YAZ in here?

How do you guys live with knowing the balls are juiced and Manfred has ruined our once great sport?

>5,693 was the height of the steroid era and previous league HR record
>in 2017 batters hit 6,105 homeruns
>in 2019 6308 is the number of homeruns hit this yr

It's ridiculous. Manfred has ruined the integrity of this sports and any offensive/pitching stats past 2015.

Where were you when Baseball Died?

BASED YAZ

>Carl was my dad's favorite player growing up

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baseball didnt die?

>In June of 2018 it was announced that MLB had teamed up with a private equity firm to purchase Rawlings, the longtime manufacturers of the baseballs used by MLB, for a reported $395 million dollars.

Why is the MLB allowed to do this?

Haha. My Yankees are so good. Better than your guys teams.

What is the physics of how baseballs can be “juiced”? Are we sure this isn’t caused by rapid developments in pitching and hitting strategies?

No. No they didn't. Realistically, they never had a chance. They hit a very soft section of their schedule and beat up on the dregs of the league for 2 weeks, it was a mirage.

TY BASED BAJP

they did? whatever you say

The same place as everyone else, NOT watching the Royals win the WS
That was when Manfred vowed to never let a small market smallball team win again

living quite comfortably with it thanks you very much

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How are the Phillies good now

I mean they're playing for respect points

While it makes the game a laughingstock, I prefer the juiced ball path of the playoffs where he lets it run its course and it just becomes most homers wins
The Cubs/Astros shit was unbearable with how he was rigging through the umps. 5000 homers and 50000000000 strikeouts is better than one team having a strikezone 5x bigger than the other and umps literally diving in front of ground balls to keep them in the infield

>Red Cux won't even be able to defend their Championship
Lets take a moment to laugh at bombston cucks.

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ARBIEU

Ummmmmm......
Dude??????????

>chicago umpballs

Whats also concerning is the steadily increasing numbers of Home Runs in AAA.
>2000 4,064
>2010 3,980
>2011 4,062
>2012 3,683
>2013 3,441
>2014 3,659
>2015 3,044
>2016 3,350
>2017 3,915
>2018 3,652
>2019 (5,752)

Literally 2,000 more home runs were hit in AAA ball this year than last. Nearly 2,000 more homers than the height of the steroid era in ball.

>There isnt a problem of juiced balls though

Have any women played for AAA Columbus or Sacramento?

But you're a bandwagon fan so your opinion hardly counts

AAA games switched to MLB baseballs in 2019.

hey why didnt I get my YOU

Fucking KIKE-L

Fucking berds

cmon guys we know you dig the dinger over a strikeout Our research show fans watch the ball game and seat in the stadium to watch dingers not strikeouts.

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Clowns freak me out.

What are the chances Kyle Crick knew Vasquez was a pedo and that's what caused the fight?

quads of truth...press the arrow button to hide my post i'd want to trigger your pstd

>I literally cannot stop striking guys out

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yea they're losing this game tonight

It's smoother and more aerodynamic

my sources say crick wanted to take the cunnypill but vasquez was greedy and wouldn’t share

What fucking dicks

When I was a kid, like 4 or 5, my old spinster Aunt always had a dark house and in the hallway, she had all these pictures of sad clowns. Which was bad enough, but there was one clown that was happy, but it was maniacal. They all scared the fuck out of me.

has there ever been a woman as unabashedly based as Marge Schott?

fuck is wrong with that bitch

The Cards play by play guy is so easily booty blasted by anything that goes against St Louis. Seriously laughable, possibly the worst booth in baseball.

found the cubs fan

Switch to the Nats broadcast. FP and Bob are fun and kinda goofy.

That's literally his job, but yeah, Dan is pretty fuckin' terrible. I listen to the games on the radio, their radio guys are top tier. Don't know if you can do that easily being a brit though.

I can't stand them. They're also SJW as fuck(they all have to be to an extent these days) but STL's broadcasting team has no redeeming qualities.

Mike Shannon is good.

This
Some people hate them because they aren't bootyblasted faggots like every other commentary duos, but I love them since they're just chill, goofy, optimistic guys

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He is the worst. He is a complete robot until the cards are up by 3 or so runs. The other night before and after that 9th inning grand slam was a prime example.

for me its keith gary and ron

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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Also, off topic and disjointed. A lot.

I like that about them. They can talk about shit from the 70's and 80's for no fucking reason and then go back to the game. They are peak comfy

C'mon Twinkies pull this one out

God this masn score display is an eyesore but yeah, the broadcasters are already pissing me off less.

MLB.TV with no game blackouts (except the YouTube shit) is sublime. Can pair the video with any of the available club audio feeds. Before midnight UK time the double view is great for following multiple games but the time difference and us going into the next “day” 5 hours early really ducks it up - needs to be fixed!

Do many US fans sub to this with the local blackout shit? By far the best streaming package for any US sport in Europe.

youtu.be/i8ju_10NkGY?t=34

topkek

Hi Felipe

kek, just remembered all the local LA media guys who obviously have no knowledge of baseball saying the dodgers fucked up by not giving away their entire farm system for a guy who is now going to be in jail for life

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>0-0 game in the 5th in colorado
huh?

They seem pretty good. I really like the White Sox mainly because of Steve Stone, him and Jason are really the only thing fun about these last 3 seasons. I also really liked the Cleveland guys when I used to tune for Bauer games, I'm not really sure on the Reds team yet, don't seem as good as Cleveland.

>On September 30, 2004, in the wake of a 12-inning loss to the Cincinnati Reds that all but eliminated the Cubs, Stone strongly criticized the team. "The truth of this situation is [this is] an extremely talented bunch of guys who want to look at all directions except where they should really look, and kind of make excuses for what happened... This team should have won the wild-card [playoff berth] by six, seven games. No doubt about it."[24] The comments stunned manager Baker, and were a factor in Stone's resignation as a Cub broadcaster the following month.[25]

He trolled a bad cubs team and piece of shit manager so hard they fired him. You have to respect that.

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rays vs doyers

Blowing a 5-0 lead to the Shite Sox.

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Getting tired of your nonsense, Houston

or not and you can hit a 2 run home run rosario. Way to finally get one

rip

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and now nimmo hit one. next season chili davis got the hitting down right. Now if only that bullpen could be fixed....

Much cooler than what got Dribble fired at MASN

astros desu

What's with all the cheesy gay porn moustaches on the Cards players? Is it a thing they're doing or do they just have awful fashion sense?

not even a berd but that comment is pretty gay

>(((bregman))) will steal the mvp from the aryan chad mike trout

They keep getting away with it

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PETE ALONSO #48!

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Well. ROTY is almost as good as going to the playoffs.

just heard the news. wtf

It should go to DJ LaChadieu.

>hightest thick manly mustaches : omg they r gay!
>star player’s wife fucks black man : eveything is fine!
The literal state of cubbiewubbies

i mean the mets did turn their season around from like .450 to around .500 lel.

Mikolas looks like Dan “The Beast” Severn with that lip hair

It's like a fucking Burt Reynolds look a like contest.

Cavan Biggio hit for the cycle
>Baltimore

Ohh there's more
>Stone refused a contract extension as the Cubs color-man after the 2004 season amid a controversy involving Cubs players who felt he was being overly critical of their performance. Even so, he was a fan favorite. One reason he was so well-liked was his ability to accurately predict what might happen in various game situations, explaining to the audience why the strategy or pitch would be successful prior to the play. A famous example of this was him expressing "I wouldn't pitch to this guy" in a 2004 game, seconds before the batter (Adam Dunn) hit a home run off Cubs pitcher Mike Remlinger to give the Reds the lead.

>Stone expressed frustration with Cubs manager Dusty Baker for not controlling his players. At one point during the 2004 season, Kent Mercker called the broadcast booth from the bullpen during a game to complain about comments made, also confronting Stone in a hotel lobby.[22] Among the comments that reportedly irked Mercker were Chip Caray's praise of Houston Astros pitcher Roy Oswalt. It was also reported that Mercker and left fielder Moisés Alou shouted at Stone on a team charter plane to a road game in 2004, and that Alou tried to have Stone and Caray banned from the team charter flights.[23]

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based and based and based and based and based and b

Watching the Rays/Dodgers game.
Why'd the catcher stop the ump from picking up the ball?

brewers gonna win the division with negative run diff lolol

that would be funny if they did

Based Reds. Based Gray
Keep it up.

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Those players sound like real divas

Best Anthony: Rizzo, Rendon or Recker? What’s the reason for your choice?

Rendon.

Better player and better ass.

they were mostly the fags that blew the pennant in 2003 and blamed it on bartman. that unit of players literally never recovered.

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>Rendon.
>Better player and better ass.
Better ass than Recker?

>neris

betances no :(

kek barfie doos

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>rockies

based phillies!!!

What happens if the Cubs, Brewers, and Cards all end with the same record?

This el gay faggot sure is a try hard
>doggie doos

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in a contract year too. feel so bad for him.

how do we fix the phillies /mlb/

measure penis sizes

kek scuba

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>cards and cubs lost
>mets won
theres still a possible race here

so this is the power of the Dodgers rotation

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>visiting atlanta
>go to suntrust stadium tonight
>atlanta fans booing my boy bryce harper
>some redneck shouting out "Lets go Kyke"
>wtf the south is ridiculous
>guy in jumanji hate literally texting on stadium cam for 2minutes

atlanta is hell boys

>cusb
>tards

Y'all really don't want the division huh?

Hmm Kay.

el gay kek

dead sport lmao

more wins than last season is guaranteed. good to see the cards and cubs lose also :^)

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found the guy who watches black felons bump into each other

TWINS

Win?

>mest
>jest
lmao

>mest
>jest
lol

>one minute apart

Mettie jetties!

mets and jets fan here!

Aquino was a late call up. He has 16 dingers and 41 RBIs. Dude is going to be so fucking good over a whole season next year.

lifelong mets and jets fan here!

I have been following the mets jets (since august 2019-september 2019!)

I'm a lifelong Reds and Bengals fan. I know the despair, brother.

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Kys met jets make shit on you fag!

I see ERG Is doing his favorite thing

His slash line in September (before today) is .155/.180/.241 good for a 1 wRC+. Pitchers have clearly found something out about him, he's gonna have to learn how to adapt. Some never do.

hmm...erg....eternal royals guy...interesting....hm.. perhaps....I should...take a close look at this...

Learning curve. He'll adjust. The ball off his bat has superstar tier numbers. I expect a fuckhuge year from him next year.

Fucking bullpen I swear

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you wanna talk about baseball or do your stupid ellipsis posting again?

retard

>jest
kek
>nest
KEKKIES!
>mest
KEKINI!!

pretty much this. Aquino has a lot of good raw power, he just needs to adapt to how pitchers throw to him

There are no shortage of players who had similar bursts onto the scene, and not all of them make it. Look at Puig.

sure, what do you think of the mest jest nest?

its unrelated and offtopic

There's a short list of players whose ball comes off the bat like it does from Aquino's bat. And every one of them are real good. There's learning curves both ways for new guys, but you cannot fake his power. He's gonna be a superstar.

well, hes an outfielder, and depending on how the reds use him, he could be a good face to build around with senzel as well

mest? How about the mest? What do you think of the mest?

Yes, he can swing the bat hard. He can't produce consistent results though. His average exit velocity is 288th. His hard hit% is 150th. I don't want your guy to fail, but you really should curb your expectations.

Sleep on him if you wish. I'd be shocked if he doesn't hit 50 dingers and knock in 140 next year, barring injury. Hell he might even lead OF in assists while he's at it.

>the ball just comes off his bat diferently! he's a star!
absolutely meaningless. he can be great next year but he can just as easily turn into a literal who

>he just generates power I don't know why.
Do you think pitchers aren't going to catch up to him? He could easily be a .220 avg 20HR guy next year.

aquinie power!

not part of this conversation but anyone can literally be a star with how easy it is to hit a home run nowadays. You are going to have 50 adam dunn's in each league where they get 35-40 home runs and hit .220s with a sub 300 obp and they'll be considered "a star" because muh dingers meme

mlb.com/news/crazy-2019-mlb-playoff-tiebreakers

The nl central is the best division in baseball by a long mile.

...

The NL central isnt even the best division in the NL