BROWNS @ JETS OFFICIAL GAME THREAD

Sticky edition. Because this game deserves one thread

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COOOOOOM

HOLY FUCK I COULDVE HAD RUSSELL WILLSON BUT I PICKED BAKER WTF HAVE I DONE

When is Odell going to come out? Niggas gay

stupid fucking redditor OP

Nigga neck is broke

I don't watch football like I used to, Browns getting good or are the Jest complete shit

The cowboys would bootyblast both of these shit teams

>Imagine thinking Cleveland was ever going to go positive this year

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Absolute BULLSHIT

These uniforms are Arena League tier.

You'll be Lucky to get 5 points

>BOOGER MEMEFIELD

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>”Hairston went under him, you don’t like to see that”
Nigga was leaping in the air. The fuck was Hairston supposed to do, let him land and run? God I fucking hate Booger McFarland

OBJ is a fucking retard for thinking that visor is allowed. You are supposed to have your eyes visible so they can see your eyes in a medical emergency without removing your mask/helmet.

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for me, it's the Cleveland Football Browns

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Is Mai Shiranui single? I’ll bang her.

Why you wanna fuck him?

>NFL referees
N-NOOOO DONT TOUCH THE QUARTERBACK

absolutely soft

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2 utter shit teams

based

why cant obj just follow the fucking rules instead of chimping out over the god damn faceshield?

>jets fans not realizing they have two fouls against them

LMAOO

Browns win 42 - 0, digits confirm

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>someone bet me the browns would make the playoffs

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>this year
THIS LIFETIME!!!

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The patriots would bootyblast both of these shit teams

Now that the dust has settled, what went wrong?

league
nice and cucked

I fucked him at LSU dipshit

It's less fun when the Browns aren't abjectly terrible.

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thank you for that insightful contribution to this thread.

feet :)

post yfw aaron donald vs browns "o line" in 6 days

brutal pass

Where the fuck was Mayfield throwing? He sucks ass

jesus that throw

fuckin kek

Mayfield is fucking garbage

Baker Memefield

>team is called the browns
>helmet is orange
someone defend this

Dubs and I lose my virginity this month.

The Browns would bootyblast both of these shit teams

>BAKER MEMEFIELD

Holy shit IMAGINE falling for the Mayfield meme

The browns would bootyblast both of these teams

>both these shit teams passed on lagoat

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What’s a “cyber field goal”?

Baker Manziel

Gregg told him to hit him

Named after Paul Brown.

Baker Mayshit

orange is the color of bile
and this shits just getting started

What is worse: living in a city where you have no money (cleveland), or living in a city where all of your money is taken and give to jews, niggers, and the Chinese (jew york)???

Eternal virgin

>down 6-0 already
yeah this season is done chief. Jets gonna join the 0-16 club soon

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honestly you're in vietnam go get a soapland

I need chubb and jarvis to score 16 fantasy points

The rams would bootyblast both of these shit teams

lamar would have made that throw

Baker is SHOOK

So baker is having a sophomore slump?

reroll for this virgin user

dubs and you die a wizard

stickies are terrible if this gets stickied I'mma go find me a comfy thread to post in

Is it safe to say Baker is a bust?

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>plays the two worst teams in the NFL
HES THE GOAT GUYS

FUCK YO FANTASY TEAM CLOWN

Jets are trash, but Browns are worse.

Big facts

J O K E R
O
K
E
R

My 49ers would bootyblast both these teams.

asl?

Ouch

What's it like to have a good kicker Browns fags?

Ours missed 2 extra points and a gimme 40 yarder last week

kino lego commercial

Why does God hate me

Baker is too tired from mowing the lawn and buffing the floors to play QB

What garbage play calling by the browns so far.

That was the worst commercial I think Ive ever suffered through and it was for Lego

WE DEM BOYZ

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Baker Meinfeld

Either beats being a beta /pol/tard

i wonder if anyone will notice im gay

At the end of this game both teams will end up 0-2

IM GONNA SAY THE N WORD

Easily 30+ points

Faker Gayfield was never good, he tricked people into thinking he was because the Browns were the laughingstock of the league and he made them merely below-average

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we gonna lose every game

He's just choking because this year everyone expects the team to actually be good.

Option 2 is worse

WE

LIVE

IN

A

SOCIETY

RISE UP

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTT
SSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

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not possible, they play the dolphins twice.
not even close.

No he's having a regression to his natural mean

A FUCKING ELF

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Is Baker the zoomer(read: overrated) Drew Brees?

He does have moxie but not really the same competence nor precision desu

Browns have some great players but are untested together, not a well oiled machine still. Jets primary qb got some std disease and is out for this game.

The Steelers would bootyblast both of these teams

okay

Found the cuck

He hath not forsaken thee

Hey Siri!
...........HIT OR MISS!

Dubs and Semen Demon hits Robbie on a 70 yard dragon

>Post a time you were the Joker

12-4, maybe even 13-3

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rams are refbabbys

>PATRIOTS

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>memecat offense

Stop using my phone Buck u fuck

theyre gonna lose to the dolphins. watch it

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WE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS

[spoiler] AND LOSING OUR FIRST ROUND [/spoiler]

I'm really trying to not drink tonight bros wish me luck

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My Carolina Panthers would... play ok in this game then lose to the jets in the second half in this game

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>Already scouting for the Browns Monday night game
Worried about Garret. Especially with Staley out

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Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that the MNF was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Seahawks fan (AKA real FOOTBALL) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.

PS. see you in the superb owl chiefs

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t. standing in front of a mirror

>memecat

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The Dolphins would bootyblast both of these teams

Brownie should be the browns logo

your fathers noticed at birth and perpetuated grooming through childhood

Good luck man. You can do it

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I hate the hangover movies but Old School is one of my favorite comedies, so Todd Phillips gets a pass in my book.

dont worry bells numbers will be shit after gase

>nimmo gets a HR right away for the mets
>jets STILL dont have a 1st down

when he plays well its similar to how brees plays. obviously not as good right now

Fuck all these shit passes

Gonna go to Arbys and get some food my wife and her son. Any recommendations? Jets fan here, btw.

The loins would bootyblast both of these shit teams

Jets should just run the single wing

he spent his entire off season doing commercials and huffing his own farts instead of watching film and training, all these zoomers care more about social media and their "brand" rather than winning

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holy fuck this game is awful

see ya

This is why socialized healthcare will never work in this country. Fat fuck.

Lamar would have made that throw too

Who is even the Jets QB

HOL UP

Simien fucking SUCKS

Just do it

you can't have football without feet

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Battle of the shitty quarterbacks

Jets won't get a single first down all game

this simian fella ain't too good of a passer

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too early dude

>alright Baker quit fuckin around, Odell wants to shit on these bois

you got it boss. time for college Baker to shit on the jest

trips for Njoku memes next drive

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Holy fuck this guy sucks

Curly fries

both these qbs are just complete ass.
Start running the ball retards, these niggas can't throw.

Dubs and everyone itt gets a qt gf

I could honestly see that happening

we suck!

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>browns and jests
It could have been posted at kickoff user

semen no bueno

The jests need to just run wildcat

*throws flag*

Browns need to feed Chubb the ball

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The giants would bootyblast both of these shit teams

WHAT THE FUCK

JUST LET LE'VEON BELL PLAY QB

>return punt
>flag for holding or illegal block
Just fucking fair catch it

One time I was pissing at a urinal and Baker Mayfield came up next to me and said "Don't mind If I Looky-Lou" and laughed. He then proceeded to turn every faucet on full blast, not even washing his hands. Then screamed "JAPANESE STYLE" and slammed the door on his way out.

>quads

FUCK

thank you based user

>Semen is an NFL starting QB

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this game is gonna be a shit show

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Two regulars with cheese. Curly fries. Jamocha Shake.

Beef n cheddar

imagine watching the seacucks

WOOOOOOOOO

gib pls

>landry doing Punt returns
are the browns just fucking with gase

based

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What does this mean?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELL YEAH

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How new are you?

th-the whole cake..?

fucking based

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Ya blew it

t-thanks user

Aww yisss

what if both teams actively try to lose for a pick?

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Roast beef

>ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FIELD GOALS
*Tony Sparano smiles and then fistpumps looking down from heaven*

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two qts for everybody itt

Controversial opinion: this is not a good game of football

BASED

Quick, post how >your team would do in this game
Broncos
>Against jest: bootyblasted
>Against brons: bootyblasted

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Dubs and everyone itt dies a virgin

Thanks bro

Thank you

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based user

*ring ring*
*Heloo*
STOP SUCKING FAGGO

If i saw OBJ in person, he would see my fist.

Does this still count?

Can we put Luke Falk in

I hope she's good looking

>white backup QBs
YACCCCCCCCCCCCK

Hands down the best visual of this season to date.

dubs and they are all 400 pound black women

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it was my turn to post this dummy

i get two :0

you'd beat us singlehandily. This team will lose to college kids. Jets are nothing but sadness

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>Xecucks

this never works

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Is he a Hall of Famer?

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I don't think it works like that. Quads rewards the opposite.

For me, it's Eric Kush

I'm not even convinced we're good but we'd pummel these shitters

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TWO QT GFS!

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fuck now i gotta start taking showers

Dude is a monster in gadget scenarios, too bad he can't be used on the outside

Semen looks shook

>QB named semen

I got that shit in college it was bad.

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>cowboys
utter rape of both

Girl in my class at school just broke up with her bf and is coming onto me really strong, thanks user

>Bills
>Already beat jets
>would beat the browns with a cheeky 2 point victory

the colts would bootyblast these shit teams

>newfags think quads count as dubs
State of this board

This commercial is fucking disgusting. Don't put your fingers in the cheese.

absolutely

>Getting reversed trolled this easily

It seems like you are the one who is new

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Both of these teams fucking suck and are no match for the New England Patriots.

Tchh jajaja. No way fag

Odell already chimped out because they made him change his visor. Fucking nigs and their custom visors.

What exactly does it do to you?

>mfw I started Simien

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Pretty elite check down by Mayfield

Baker is below average but Semen is straight-up incompetent so Browns will win

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Why didn't Serena Blair ever shoot any boy/girl scenes? Is she a real life dyke?

we all get 2! woo!

POST

*story told from OPs mom's basement*
still qts tho nigga

i think my local high school could beat these teams

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We're all gonna make it bros.

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I think that was the design

thx user
u da best :)

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based

You literally played yourself.

the patriots are gonna bootyblast these two shit teams

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sauce?

Browns unironically have more talented than New England at

-O-Line
-Running Game
-Secondary

peanut brain thinks it doesn't count as double the original post

njoku DEAD

why the fuck are the jets the ONE NY team that always sucks?

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LMAO MEMEFIELD OUT HERE MISSING THE BROAD SIDE OF A BARN

God fucking damnit

I got hospitalized for a week. Felt extremely lethargic for about 2 months after

Trevor Siemian has a ring

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reminder this isn't dubs. you all are still gonna be virgins

valentina gallego

>being a rebound bitch
yep, classic college kid mistake

did i miss anything? i was putting my step son to bed

Baker mayfield is not a good qb

jets maybe in for a blessing in disguise?
theyre obviously not gonna do much without darnold
but they get a high draft pick, get an elite wr like ceedee lamb for darnold to huck it up to and they could be in business for next season

Odell nigger BTFO

How many times this year will the NFL force us to watch one or both of these pitiful excuses for NFL franchises?

Slowdell got BLACKED

>they're literally trying to kill OBJ

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Is booger based?

based adams btfos niggell

these jerseys are ugly

Odell BTFO!!!

he just needs to get in there once and it will be worth it

>ravens
>against jests: easy win
>against browns: close win

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO TAKE US SERIOUSLY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Not him but holes is holes

Wtf are the Jets doing

Is Blake cashman our generations Luke Keuchly?

cashman the tickler

fleet would bootyblast both of these shit teams

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nah

Why is that not unnecessary roughess by 33 on OBJ?

what a cowardly throw

also
>say greg williams tried to hurt you
>tells his team to hurt you to get back at you for saying it
king

Browns desu senpai

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Is being out with fucking mono worse than something like a broken collarbone, ego wise?

All of the national games have been trash so far. NFL needs to schedule these better.

Jets Defense is underrated

I like the Jets unis since they look like Michigan State

Jets Bountygate is in full force. Fuck Gregg Williams. That cocksucker deserves a slow death.

fuck espn

Based

TYBA.

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Do i get 2 gfs now?

SHIT don't tell my wife

Imagine being a Brown's fan and not learning after 20+ years

Everyone wants to see that faggot injured

Yeah your wife called and said she's staying at her friend's tonight don't wait up

browns oline is trash tho, its why they lost to the tits last week

>this game

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Giants vs. Bucs in Tampa, Eli's last game as a Giant

Be There.

>this uppity commentator

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2 gfs ur the man

Thx, user.

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The Roughnecks would bootyblast both of these shit teams

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gucci gucci

Resorting to murderball

cringe

>kpoop
lmfaoooo

Post

if only there was an offense......

Mnf games always suck, why would they give this clown crew the good games? And after halftime last night's game was based.

>ctrl f
>(You)

What have you got?

just give bell the ball 50 times

Too soon

>literally the oilers
what did they mean by this?

Post quarterbacks we're certain aren't kissless virgins.

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Was craving Mexican food for this game. What should I order bros?

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>Browns get Odell
>"NOW EVERY DRIVE WILL RESULT IN A TOUCHDOWN ODELL IS LITERALLY ALWAYS OPEN AND STUPID OLD ELI ISN'T THROWING TO HIM ANYMORE!!!!!"

>Browns have only scored 19 points the whole season

lmao

What kind of faggot drinks Gran Marnier on the rocks?

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Hey guys can we keep the racism and the homophobia to a minimum please?

Thanks friends :)

I just watched this for the first time. couldn't believe how comfy it was

Realistically what happened to Baker?

Why does ESPN always push black culture in their commercials? What are they trying to tell us, anons?

tijuana hookers and cocaine

>Hey guys can we keep the racism and the homophobia to a minimum please?
sorry friend, i will slow down

BASED

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i like this cameraman

All hail based user

this

They probably would have a built in boomer fan base if they called them oilers.

remember when IBM helped someone solve some problems in the 1940s

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I got mono before I kissed a girl

pretty sure i got it from a teammates water bottle.

>mfw just here for the Gensis Half-Time Show

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boobies

95518043
>a fucking leaf

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>still no 1st downs
this team is gonna have a looooooong season

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Is Bell still elite?

Oh, not disagreeing with you there. But Pats o-line is bottom 5 in the league

>wayne simmon is a starter

>adam gase

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>Owie my neck

Honestly can't stop laughing bros

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>more talent at secondary
Absolutely not. The patriots LBs and CBs are quite literally top 3 in the league.
>more talent at O-Line
Are you forgetting they have the best OL Coach in NFL history?
>More talent at running back
Does talent really matter? Most running backs are system and scheme babbys and if you have a good OLine can easily have productive RBs

Shoukd he just start kissing his opponents? Like when they play the pats should he kiss tom brady and take him out?

Football is a black sport.

The absolute state of this game

Fuck yeah bruh

That you're a hypersensitive snowflake.

See

Based Garrett not giving a single fuck

Can I get a big daddy bear like Freddie Kitchens instead?

Problems were solved the wrong way in the 40s.

Oh bullshit

Coen bros are the only good Jews

Nice footpusy on this one

And so the Browns chimpout begins...,

who is that?

imagine talking shit about other countries with a us flag

I've often wondered how many high profile NFL players are virgins. J.J. Watt definitely is.

Garrett wants to kill semen

>tfw our qb is a coomer

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Baker Memefield looks like shit.

I'd rather have Lameme "the nigger" Jackson as my QB. This is the darkest timeline.

oh boy here we go with boomer booger

It was better than what I was expecting for sure

hype and too muchmoney and not enough dedication to training and winning

Browns will win the AFC North

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>that's roughing
ok this semen slurping sport just isn't for me anymore see you guys around

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY ARE THE REFS DOING THIS TO US AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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This team fucks Robby over so much

>that being a roughing the passer

god so fucking retarded

Man, does that mean I have to watch hockey now?

Because they're owned by Disney
Disney is run by __________

How are you not allowed to tackle a QT 0.1 sec after they release the ball

Ayn Rand was a good jew - Roy Cohn was good in his own sick way.

based

Aaron Rodgers is one of the worst things to happen to the lead

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just give QBs flags and call it a day

>good catch
>lol fuck you flag
FUCK THIS

soft

niggers

THANK YOU BROWNS

>boog

Russel Wilson definitely was until he adopted Future's baby momma

Is David Nichijou okay?

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>Jest

>most since 1951
lol

>tiny white qb is fragile and needs protection from the refs after getting BLACKED

every time

So disgusting

>THANK YOU BASED REFS

this game is a fucking SNOOZEFEST

whats the next thought after that,
or is that ponder enough to blow your load???

Landed on him with full body weight

Good call

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Why the fuck am I watching this?

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Who else here has a small penis (6.5 inches here)

rat juice

That holding is a makeup call

the nfl is going to be really fucking shitty with all these penalties this year

Are you a Jets fan?

Love Bell having to break 3 tackles to get a yard

Hello, Shlomo. How is the weather in Tel Aviv today?

>finally completes a pass
>HOLDING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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he's FUCKING DEAD again

>eating out
I'll make better tacos for $1 per taco.

The Eagles would bootyblast both of these shit teams

more like monday not football

Aaron Rodgers definitely is unless you count gay sex...does gay sex count?

>levitate in mid air
where else would you levitate faggot

>What am I? The Matrix now?
I agree

>coomer
Literally who?

Why the fuck do the AFCE teams keep hiring the failed head coaches of their division rivals? Quit doing that shit!!!

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Sacking the quarterback is now a penalty

That was the worst quarter of football I have ever seen these two shit teams need to be off national games especially the jets

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fuck this that hit was early. shouldve been pass interference

jets should ironically just sign some running qb and run options with bell every play

>3 yards

Jesus Christ, they are even playing nigger "music" during instant replays. Tell me again how ESPN isn't run by Jews promoting black culture.

Rambo or Ad Astra for me this weekend?

seriously he barely touched him. fucking pathetic rule

WE SUCK!

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I'm in this thread

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>Ywn take J.J.'s virginity
Why even live?

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just got home, what did I miss

I like great defensive football (like last year's super bowl)
I dislike horrible offense football (like this game)

6" on a good blood pumping day reporting in

Browns are on next Sunday night lmfaoooo get fucked faggot

>3 yards passing

3.7 inches here

im going to watch mindhunter.

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Yes.

Is quads dubs?

>I GOT YOUR FLAG

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>They brought up the end of the Broncos BTFO
T-thanks

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I know this is going out on a limb but I don't think either of these teams is very well coached

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>A literal virgin.
Be quiet

He definitely binged on cocaine a few times

RACE MIX
RACE MIX RIGHT NOW

Shit tier football and a meme 1 hand obj catch

Rambo obv unless you're a fag then kys

Browns are the clickbait of the NFL though

Shocked you made it home without getting shot.

ad astra

Defense is kino only zoomers disagree

sadly no

uhhh, ever heard of low air or high air? fucking dummy lmao. go back to school.

Air Raid QB who can't read NFL defenses.

>I GOT YO FLAG
>49-0 YEEEEEEEAAAH
my sides

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I'mma smoke a bowl in honor of my man Ricky and then play RDR2.

I heard I got your flag nigga

>gets accused of being hypersensitive
>reacts like an over-sensitive bitch
Grow up & get some thicker skin, kid. There are multiple races in America and they each deserve to have their story told. It's not "white genocide" to make tv shows about other races.

lololol

we gonna get shut out tonight!

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all of trevor simians plays shoudl be in the shotgun as he cannot see anything

I hate this sport

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saint mary's school for the deaf and blind WOULD booty blast both of these teams

someone bomb espn for broadcasting this game

shocked you got home without killing a bunch of random people and yourself

Browns went from lovable losers to hateable losers in the blink of an eye

Why did espn only show black athletes?

This war on white is scary

Trevor is gonna die tonight

I'm 28 years old. Is it normal for my hangovers to literally last all day now?

>Remember Shazier getting btfo

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Omfg jest lmfaoooooo

Lmao, jesus Christ ESPN

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95518240
go back

Does the Jets' oline know this isn't a scrimmage?

DONT FORGET TO EAT BUGS AND RENT A 100FT^2 ROOM FOREVER

Thanks user

6.5 but it's not as thick as I'd like.

>333

Wtf when did the jets get Trevor Semen?

Imagine having your economy built around Baker Mayfield

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I see the legendary gase offense from Miami is back

Why does it feel like the NFL introduces a totally retarded subjective rule that is inconsistently reffed every few years? They fix one then introduce another

Thank god the jet has the "qb whisperer"

Lolno

yes

based

He’s not wrong..

Make the switch.

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When does Adam Gase become an offensive mastermind

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jests getting booed

>the absolute state of the JEST

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About 12 hours, yeah

Yeah, it's not a meme. At 30 it's 2 days before you feel 100%.

>playing for punt position

>Oyyyyyy Veyyyyyy, he's exposing us! Let's move the goal posts even further.

Looking back, that was an even bigger loss than I realized.

>3rd and 29
inb4 run down the middle

I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE

Why would you name your team browns? It sounds like poop lmao

you need to drink pedialite before going to bed but yeah, 28 is too young for a hangover to affect you that long.

SLIP

JOSH MCCOWN RETIRED ON THIS DISGUSTING SHIT JETS TEAM

This is me. I slide into a toilet paper roll with ease

falk >>>>>>>>>> semen

You now remember Ben Roethlisberger.

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>*throws flag*
>*throws flag*
>*throws flag*
>*throws flag*
>*throws flag*
>good play
>*jk throws flag*
fuck the NFL

>running the ball on 3rd and 33
what was the plan here

>-3 total yards

>Brazil homicide rate: 50 per 100,000
>Texas homicide rate: 4 per 100,000
Monkeyland is literally 12.5 times higher.

New thread?

youtube.com/watch?v=Q3KSQImOuOo

yes

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Devin Bush is better

new

We'll know after week 4

>candy corn
lmao hwat

lets go browns!

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7 inches long, my gf made fun of me because her black bf before me had a 9 inch penis

Switch to white claw fellow boomer. Haven't had a hangover since

ESPN should penalized for this palpably unfair act.

>shazier ded
>ab ded
>le’veon ded
>big ben ded
literally no one left on the stillers

LMAO VERLANDER IS A KEK

Damn glad I'm not that thin

Shazier was a dirty headhunting nigger who broke his back because he was making a dirty tackle with the crown of his helmet

NFL posts his recovery and videos like he was some inspirational story not an idiot who fucked his own life up

Mono would have won this game

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dont give a shit we in the tank race now. Watch out miami and arizona

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Gud sack

>le fridge bitch

>Not wanting them both on the field
>Not thinking Shazier could accelerate Devin's development due to his longer experience in the league

When PeyPey comes out of retirement.

That was really the beginning of the end for the Stoolers

no ass

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This team is not good

thanks bro, need something to help cope with being a jest fan

His life won't be ordinary anymore

Shitsburgh in shambles

I've seen someone larping as a NFL player on r9k. Kinda believable with some of those linemen

def broke leg holy SHIT

you could see that ankle go in the slow-mo

Browns fans should unironically be worried now. Luke Falk is a better QB than Semenman is.

I always wonder what happens if Falk goes down now, do they just direct snap to the RB and replace their QB with a TE?

julian edelman plays

>Falk actually gets the Jets onto the board.
WTF?

>name team after the Winnipeg Jets
>dress like the Roughriders
whose idea is this?

Based Roughriders

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Dammit Leaf. the Ny Jets have been around since 1960. Winnipeg named themselves after them.