/nfl/ general - Diva Retro Jersey Edition

>union called today
>we're officially endorsing joe biden
when should i tell them?

Is twitch going to be streaming some games again this year?

>shegles lose and get murdered
Good night

Lamar Jackson >>>>>>>>>>>> Baker Memefield

yes

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>being a Jasg fan
What team should I watch instead as the Jags implode this season?

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KANSAS CITY
KANSAS CITY
KAAANSAS CITY
KANSAS CITY
KANAAAASASSSSS CITY

probably going to Seahawks, Dallas, or Philly tho. Dallas is chasing a ring, Philly is desperate to stay relevant, and Seahawks need to start acquiring players after cleaning house

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I knew that bitch was out for money
>sh-shes only suing him for $70k...

Stealers

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why the h-ck does twitch stream games now?

Miamk

Why are Dems throwing the election again? Ffs Joe Biden told people to help their kids to learn to read by putting on the record player.

>LEMME GET A WHIFF OF THAT

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There is literally no way to argue against this. You may not like this /nfl/ but its the cold hard truth.

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Lmao.

Because streaming is the future? No one wants cable TV

Browns is going to be a blowout

Any AFC team other than the other ones in the AFCS, or the Patriots. That way you can support them to beat the NFC in the Owl.

>steelers ded
>brees ded
>so many 1-1 teams

this season is wide open, like Rodgers' butthole

Amazon

Jalen Ramsey to the Patriots

If they lose to the Jets tonight, I'll update it.

She can see the raiders for that since they employed her

>I need a good burger, fast
Wendy's
>I'm willing to wait and pay more for a better burger
Five Guys

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Based!!

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Hahaha I didn’t realize how easy their schedule is. 19-0 confirmed

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They don't have the cap. And nor do they have a need at cornerback. Give me a big name tackle/OL that wants out of their team, and I'll put the patriots on the list of teams to pick them up.

idk lad im a based berniebro

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So the Patriots are guaranteed an owl berth right?

5 guys is overrated by every which way.

>bills mafia

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Lmao based Patsbros.

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BREAKING
ITS HAPPENING
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

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Yes. Their floor is 10-6 and the celling is a perfect season.

APOLOGIZE

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plz no

Fake

some pretty good games there too

>mnf
>World's most famous game

Why do Ameribetics think this?

>giants @ Patriots

Can we please get any other game?

I reckon 15-1 with the loss coming @Philly
theyll have their shit together by then if Wints is healthy

what a cringe loser post 2bh

We could've at least made that game difficult but our offense is retarded and injured

Aside from the Patriots, Chiefs and Ravens, who the fuck is making the AFC playoffs?

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PACKERS JUST SIGNED JALEN

WOOOOOO

everything's setting up to trade for Williams from the Redskins

>I reckon 15-1 with the loss coming @Philly
By far the toughest game they face, but I'm thinking the Pats win it. Really depends on if the O-line is all healthy by then.

Unironically, Colts.

>signed

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Does it really matter?

Great counter point fatty

He fucking sucks tho
Game manager tier

this just in, in a multi team trade Chiefs manage to acquire both Jalen Ramsey, and Minkah Fitzpatrick in a deal involving multiple players, picks, and it is reported everybody involved is happy.

based pats eazy peezy season rig
7TH HEAVEN

t. Eaglesfan

Depending on how Lamar does against an actual defence, Ravens could go their way. They always play >us tough but I'd pick Pats in a close one

Are Landry and Beckham lovers?

Philly needs Minkah

I'm not too worried. Our secondary will probably eat Lamar alive, especially if he's cocky after his throwing successes so far.

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I WANT JOE BIDEN
NEED JOE BIDEN
AS LONG AS WE GOT HE
WE DONT NEED JOE BIDEN
I GOT IT
YOU WANT IT
COME GET IT
WE FLAUNT IT
TELL DEM OTHA BROKE NIGGAS BE QUIET

Either the Ravens or Chiefs could get memed, so possibly.

Cope

Llama will be beaten up by then and hobbling like an old man

BASED JOE FINGERING ALL THE THOTS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO!

>thinking this image is somehow relevant to this year
lmao

Da Bills

>Tied, 2-2
fucking flacco

Da Vikings

Weeks 9-14 are too tough, even with a bye in there. 14-2 regular season

>23/39 186yds 1td 1int
>19/28 283yds 1td
Literal game manager tier stats. Dak looks better than him right now.

based
6th seed incoming

paying for tv is stupid

>a fucking UNION backing Joe Biden
There is no hope. Bring on planetary extinction

Pick 3: Chargers, Colts, Texans, Titans

>6. Bills

Why would you root for an AFC team to beat the NFC in the owl if you're going to purposely avoid the only team with any chance of doing that?

Anyone else find the 2pt coversion call on Wentz weird last night? Why is diving considered 'giving it up'? Wouldn't the tackle on him afterward be a personal foul? Weird game for refs imo

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I didn't know the mentally retarded had a union. Good for the tards.

Pats are going 14-2 if something goes horribly wrong

...what makes you think that?

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Who cares -- Wince is finished.

6. Bills

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>2019, I am forgotten
What happened?

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>Wince gets injured week 2
>”HES NOT INJURY PRONE YOURE TROLLING”
Apologize

jesus browns you gotta score the td

4. Toxins
5. Chorgers
6. Clots

Weren't they "roommates" in college or something?

>everyone calls Eagles secondary trash
>no love for my son Avonte Maddox
it's not fair...

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>Union backing Biden

I fucking hate being a Democrat

yea it's weird. if it's giving yourself up, you gotta call late hit. Also they called one play dead even though Wentz was able to escape.

I wish the dolphins go 2-14 and sweep the jets who will got 3-13

Like clockwork

he's literally fine what are you niggers on about

Maddox isn’t too bad. Darby/Mills are garbage.

>missing that sack
Good god Browns fix your DLine

>broswn

Ok skip, dak beat the giants and washington.

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Tbh Maddox get burnt too. What happened to leblanc?

If you turn the Bulls logo upside down it looks like a robot fucking a crab

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He's glass and mentally weak. He's finished.

you saw this on reddit, old gay.

Patriots
Chiefs
Ravens
Texans
Chargers
Titans

Packers
Rams
Cowboys
Falcons
Seahawks
49ers

He's reading a book, coomer fuck.

>he's finished
chill out it's week 2 and he had nelson agholor as his best reciever

What sõyboy union are you in? Join a real one like pic related.

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>packers
LMAO

MAYFIELD SUCKS

Lol he came back after an injury and was a dropped ball away from winning get your gay ass out of here

Bonkers mayfag exposed

Imagine the smell...

Nice copes. Keep them coming. Cowchads will sweep you again and there's nothing Wince and your gay ass jv squad can do about it.

Cope

>broswn

Dak > Mahomo

So the Kitchens hire was a huge mistake, right?

i had to join UFCW 1776 because i work at acme

>implying the Cowboys delusion won't beat themselves like they do every year

>cowchads
there it is
gonna just disregard you now

Aren’t the Browns supposed to be good?

Skeeeyup, dont start in again with that skeeyup. Two games skeeyup. They played two games against two bad teams

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Do the Texans actually want to see Watson die on the field? For fuck sakes dude won't see 8 games if this shit continues.

They’re winning, aren’t they?

>cope
I don't judge I know narratives is the only thing cowcucks cling to in order to still feel relevant or like contenders each year.

>browns fans gonna talk shit after barely beating a trash team missing it's starting QB and it's best LB

anyone have a link for NFL Primetime?

>browns fans
nice try, no such thing

>best LB
Who? I honestly don’t know who I’d considered the Jet’s “best LB”

mosley

Patrick

What's the ceiling on /ourguy/ Josh Allen?

Literally saying "we wouldve won if we didnt lose" ultimate cope. Save yourself

It's on youtube. Just search NFL and it should be one of the first results.

screenshotting this post for the divisional round. seeya there

Fran Tarkenton

9-7, 6th seed

Nice cope. You're good at this.

Yeah, I'd bury my head in the sand as well if I was a fan of a dumpster led by Cuckson Wince.

Chad McMVP

Nice last ditch strawman to try to save face but I never said we almost won, I said we were a dropped ball away learn to read you bumbling autist

Dak is a leader. Even Jimmy Johnson doesn't know what leadership is but he knows Troy Aikman was a leader.

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Nigger read what you just wrote lmao

the Berman Jackson one was there and removed earlier. not the shitty video from today

Seethe harder you hollowed skulled mongrel

something something divisional round now go away

we're gonna be eating good this year

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>replying to cowboys fans
what the FUCK are you guys doing?

>papa johns

Kys fatfuck

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>being this autistic
I'd like for you to explain how saying we lost because of a dropped pass is the same as we should've won.

Are you illiterate? It's Papa Gino's

Enjoying the ride

>papa johns
>clearly says Papa Ginos
Are you retarded?

>ramsey requesting a trade
>fitzpatrick requesting a trade

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Look, oldgay can't read and only recognizes the vague logos of brands

>Papa Johns
>When its Papa Gino's
Is Old Gay a spam bot?

Reminder that THIS is what old gay looks like

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Sorry I didn't recognize your off brand poverty pizza place. Looks like a real high class joint...

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The entire Dolphins roster wants a trade. NFL should let them and allow Miami to forfeit the entire season

Kill yourself you illiterate braindead tripfag

>off brand
>poverty
Papa Gino's is literally one of the largest Pizza Chains in NWE.

obj is way overrated. built a career off 1 meme catch

I'm not even from New England, but I have the ability to fucking read.

>It's not that I'm retarded and can't read
>It's because the restaurant sucks!!!!11!!
kys

>Hating on a top notch regional Pizza chain
shit taste.

mass shooter tier

Has a player ever been put on the commissioner's exempt list for a civil lawsuit before?

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No one has heard of your stupid local pizzashitter

No. Players have been disciplined for it though.

Trip on oldgay.

>old gay

>$4.99 all you can eat pizza

Yeah it's shit.

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Okay fatass

>implying that because its cheap its bad
Shit taste.

>implying

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>yeah it's shit.

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How do you know its bad? Have you ever tried it Old Gay? I thought not. Get the fuck off my board you leddit scum.

Filthadelphia fanatics are mad as hell that their team sucks and gonna get swept (again) by America's Team.

>old gay being 50lbs overweight and critiquing pizza joints
Lmao

Any of y'all ever had Me-n-Ed's, shit was the bomb, now they cheaped out...

>never said we almost won
>just said we were 1 play from victory
>we didnt almost with
>1 play from winning
Holy fuck what's in that philthy water

>Caring about some flyover mongoloid pizza chain

Is that old gay?

>The Giants will sit Eli only so he doesn't have a losing record

>fly over
>implying MA is a fly over state
lolwut?

>Boston
>flyover

>You guys are pretty good
>for a college team
Jags on suicide watch.

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>Jags and Lolphins on suicide watch
FTFY

In the fatty, doughy flesh

>all these obese Massholes seething over $4.99 all you can eat pizza

>boston
>a state

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>calling Boston a flyover
Old fat absolutely braindead

Boston literally is flyover for people leaving BWI or Laguardia headed to Europe

>old fat arguing semantics because he couldn’t read a fucking pizza logo

>What is BOS?
kek. They have an international air port which is one more than Maryland has.

Trevor Siemian is kill. Hurt by a dirty Browns player with a cheap shot.

Saved. Thank you.

AAAA HELP

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FALK TIME

>implying that you can get an actual large pizza carryout for that price
kek

>that ankle
FUCK

>what is Baltimore-Washington International

FUUUUUUUUCK

>i can't read so you're poor

Goddamn

I wouldnt want a large $4.99 pizza. I'm a man who appreciates the finer thjngs and can afford them.

christ that foot

Ouch

Jets better call Tom Tupa

You can't get a carry out for that price. its like $13 usually, but they have been doing an $11 deal for like a month now.

>I have money so I don't appreciate a good deal
You have poverty mentality

Phins or Jets? which one sucks more?

All the QBs are getting hurt, Protect Carr and Mariota!

WHAT DID THE REDSKINS FUCKING DO! THEY CURSED THE LEAGUE

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Maybe the chefs are using the same blavk magic troy Broderick used to fend off the madden curse..

theyve gone from sacrificing their own QBs to Snyder to sacrificing other team's

Yep, that’s broke

Garrett is going to heem Lameme. He wipes his ass with personal foul flags.

Damn, shitty luck, that's gonna be another IR addition

Garrett is gonna break his ankles after he gets juked lmao

Listen, I'm sure your autistic strawman argument tactics works on your small brain low IQ Twitter friends but you're going to have muster more brain power than that you dribbling fool. I know as much as you want it to be, saying Wentz was 1 dropped pass away from winning is not the same as saying we should've won anything. Contextually it was stating he put us in position to win the game and that is in no way saying we would've won but- or that we should've won.

>make the game “safer” for QBs by making it a penalty to sneeze in their direction
>so far 4 QBs have had season ending injuries

Maybe you retards shouldve drafted some linemen instead of trading for a luxury in OBJ

Mad as hell lmaoooooo

>playing blasphemous
>weird circle appears on the ground
>try to avoid it but the boss pushes me back into the circle
>get ripped in half by a giant fucking baby
oof

>1 holographic for you

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that game looks cool

Has there ever been a season when so many teams are absolute dumpster fires this early?

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Old Gay is a redditor and should go back there

>Jets end the first half with -13 passing yards

Seconded. And the other tripfag too.

>Jets

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>jest

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You're mom is a ho and should go back to the corner

your team's injuries are inevitable, you WILL know my pain.

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Reminder that my lions are technically undefeated

Fuck both the Saints and Steelers. They deserve this.

Imagine bragging about tying the fucking cardinal

Will we see a 6-10 playoff team this year?

IMAGINE actually having a loss on your record

>Eagles @ Packers

The shitposting will be glorious.

Imagine having a qb that isn't basically indestructinle

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I hope they both lose their QBs and then tie

Eagles will rape Stephen Rodgers bum

>barely scrapes by trash panthers team
>beats HOF-less, morale-less saints
you shouldn’t feel any better about goofs stats compared to daks

>basically indestructible
He’s had injuries all throughout his fucking career, what are you on about?

No one does because, indestructinle isn't a thing

When's the last time he missed a start?

>if you don’t miss a start you aren’t injured
He has played like horse shit due to his injuries.

When's the last time he won a meaningful game? Fuck Stat Padford and fuck your gay ass Detroit.

Seething Chorger

Avoiding the question

The question is irrelevant because his injuries have directly impacted his performance.

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Since when does MNF have a half time show and what the fuck was that "music"?

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>dak
The same fag we beat last year?

Browns look like trash. What the fuck. They're literally winning because the Jests don't have a QB and can't score.

How fucking new are you holy shit

>3 points

You're irrelevant because your face has directly impacted your performance.

What the fuck is he doing?

Yeah Baker is shook.

But they beat dallas

>Watching from home

Answer the question.

Shake n Baker Mayfield

The question is that you’re retarded

no idea, he looks high

I just looked it up. Its only been a thing for a year you dumb zoomer. stop acting like the Genesis Haltime show is some deep rooted MNF tradition because you've only been watching the NFL for 3 years.

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>claims to watch football religiously
>can’t tell when something that was added a year ago started
Lmao lose weight fatty

>he had to look it up
>>>r*ddit

TRADE: Steelers are trading a 2020 first-round pick to the Dolphins for DB Minkah Fitzpatrick, league sources tell ESPN.

are they retarded? for a wasted year?

Fake

what are they going to do with a first round pick, get a new QB?

Eagles Packies
Rams Seahawks
Giants Pats (just because they always play eachother well)
Chiefs Broncos
Cowboys Bears

These are the only games worth watching

what in the fuck, that could be a decent first rounder too?

Dolphins boutta get 2 top 10 picks next year

Fitzpatrick sucks and was repeatedly targed by Lamar Jackson in week one, why do teams want him so bad?

>it is real.
sports.yahoo.com/report-dolphins-trading-minkah-fitzpatrick-to-steelers-for-1-stround-pick-021127599.html

You were literally JUST SAYING that the dolphins have a great secondary shortly after the ravens beat them. Which is it you fucking fat cuck?

>stoolers thinking their window is still open
lmao

lmao

BASED!

I said Howard and Jones were good. If I ever said Fitzpatrick was good I obviously revised my opinion based on week 1.

>he doesn't think that Rudolph can light the way to the owl

just stick with the jags bro. at least we're looking at a future franchise qb. ship ramsey off for picks, fire marrone, and get coughlin down on the field. we'll get through this shit.

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>Trading a 1st round defensive player after a year of playing time for a 1st round pick

What are they going to do? Draft the other Alabama safety that's projected to go first round this year?

KISS ME GOODBYE AND WRITE ME WHILE IM GOOOO-OWNNNNEE
GOODBYE MY DARLIN
HELLO VIETNAAAAM

I'd rather castrate myself and set my head on fire.

Fuck

as if BB doesn't have enough uppity nignog to deal with in AB

They're gonna trade down and draft at least 2 olinemen, 1 wr, 1 db and then maybe a qb as well
or they trade down for even more position players and wait a year for the qb

can the nfl do something about how obvious it is that the dolphins are tanking? this is more obvious than colt's tanking for luck, the buccaneers tanking for winston, and it will still be more obvious than when the colts eventually tank for trevor lawrence.

you're expecting old bay to stick to his previous takes without providing screenshots of what he said? this guy idolizes trumpycakes, nothing he says is real unless you can prove he said it...and even then, he'll just change the subject or wander from the conversation like it's not happening

now thats some cringe. theres no way even a fan would wear that.

Are the Steelers legit retarded? Or are the merely playing a deeper game that we cannot begin to fathom?

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>complete huge play
>thunderous boo's

he was going on about how much he hates black quaterbacks and hated the lameme picks.
long story short, do not reply to tripniggers.

mexicans love reggaeton. it's literally the only thing they listen to outside of mariachi.

and it's all the exact same. and it's all audible cancer.

they think rudolph's alright enough to stick with

>Hi I'm Old Bay and I admit publicly that I'm a fucking retard, but argue vehemently against it until everyone is ignoring me entirely.

Baker Memefield sucks. The Browns should be winning this game by 20 points.

Their only competition for the division is lameme jackson, who will be exposed in a week or two

Interesting considering he was inactive for all 16 games last year. Guess they really do believe in him since they traded Dobbs so quickly.

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>a-any w-week n-n-now

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Steelers get Minkah for a 1st
>shitphins

He wanted out, they got what they could for him

>in a week or two
You don't even know their schedule, do you?

agreed. for an offense that was hyped all offseason as being a top 5 that would going to be able to score at will..they sure look fucking trash against a middling defense that's already packing it up for the night

You need a Lamar Jackson version of that

This. Garrett is goin to end his career.

They are terrified of getting dabbed on by based Jimmy this Sunday. Only logical conclusion tnqhwy. Willing to sacrifice the future of their franchise to escape the imminent monumental dabbening that Jimmy finna bouta dab on to their souls.

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JUST

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U jelly??

DAMN. I wanted him on my team badly.

>Pittsburgh Doctor Claims Antonio Brown Repeatedly Farted In His Face, Owes Him $11,500

fucking based

Are the Browns about to blow a game to Trevor primate?

>As if he wasn't putting himself in position to absorb all of AB's internal spices on purpose.

How much money does Brown owe around town? He owes that Chef like $40k doesnt he?

NFL'S ANTONIO BROWN FARTS A LOT DURING BODY FAT TEST

tmz.com/videos/0-rz2wd5pn/

Trevor isn’t in

twitter.com/Iamxavienhoward/status/1173783845403078656?s=20
>The state of Xavien Howard.

I don't get it either.
Even if you think Rudolph is your guy, you're down 0-2 on the season with a second stringer just trying to get their shit together. Also you're on the hook for all the cash you owe fat ben for the next two years so you need that high draft rookie to be good and cheap.

Are stillers just in denial that this isn't a rebuild? They're fucking it up.

Jets are blowing the game

he ain't wrong though

They are pretending to trying this season to fool their fans. 2020 they will tank hard for Lawrence with a decrepit one-arm Ben Rapistburger.

When is this turbo nigger Myles Garrett getting ejected?

I agree with you. As much as I want to pretend the 16-0 is inevitable, 13-3 to 14-2 is a lot more likely. There's just way too many difficult games in the middle of the season back to back. If they plow through all of those they deserve the perfect season, honestly. Because they have to go through basically every major owl contender. Chiefs, Eagles, Cowboys, Ravens. That's rough no matter how you look at it.

Booger McFarland's commentary makes me want to stab myself in the eardrum with a pencil

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lol your labor is being exploited for political purposes

Hes really shitting all over the Browns

He said he is in a food workers union. I dont know why they ever allowed those brainlets and felons to unionize.

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Baker is fucking terrible. Booger said he’s the next Brett Favre. What a dumb idiot.

The Jets and Dolphins are so bad they'll both finish 0-16. Their two games against each other will be deemed so unwatchable that both teams will be given a loss in each one.

tess is worse
>le TALK LOUD WHEN BIG PLAY HAPPENS BUT SAY NOTHING OF SUBSTANCE MAN
booger is terrible at commentating but at least can occasionally provide insight into the game, particularly ol/dl/defensive stuff

What kind of person lets themselves be called “Booger”?

Better than being called "Snot"

>Anyone else find the 2pt coversion call on Wentz weird last night? Why is diving considered 'giving it up'?
Because shitty fucks(QBs) can't have it both ways. They decided to make giving yourself up even easier for QBs since a bunch of retards(read: Joe Flacco) suck shit at sliding and kept injuring themselves by trying to reposition and go down legs forward. So instead of forcing a slide, they offered alternatives to make it clear you're giving yourself up as a quarterback only. If QBs dive forward head first, the play is considered dead at the start of the dive. Contact that was already initiated prior to or very soon after a QB launching himself is not to be considered a late hit.

There you go. Now you understand the rules.

>Lamar Jackson in 2 games against shit teams: 7 TD, 0 int
>Baker Memefield in 2 games against shit teams: 2 TD, 4 int
kek

I see that now. They just blew my fantasy game too. Fucking jest.

*3
don't forget they have two 2nd round picks too

If unions focused solely on protecting workers, that would be one thing, but they don't even do that. Unions spend all union dues on political candidate donations while doing fuck all for their workers.

>baker INTfield

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Baker sucks ass. Why did they give him talent again?

Better to own a bad nickname than resent it.

I know he is not wrong. I would feel the same, if i was in his position. He and Jones were the last competent players left in Miami, so if they are not buying the kool-aid from the front office that means Dolphins are much more dysfunctional that they appear.

>Next week is Pick 199 QB vs. Pick 199 QB

Interesting script NFL

>brainlets and felons
fuck off, retard, literally ITT you showed everyone you don't even know how to read:

Can't let AFC North stay shit for too long, otherwise the stoolers might get another ring.

Lol why even belong to such an ineffectual union? There's literally no point to join a union of unskilled uneducated labor jobs. They'll replace you in food service so fast lmao. Imagine letting a union get close to your already meager paycheck when you have zero leverage in the job market. The absolute state of that user and his "union"

I’ll give Dak this. He’s clearly better than Baker Mayfield

I agree. Thats why I found it so damn funny

Who's worse Baker or Trubiscuit? Probably Baker right? I mean look at these weapons...

>a solid, high fiber shit is better than a sloppy wet shit
same accurate

im fucking sorry the jets have become shit again. Can the lions at least give us a warm welcome to the 0-16 club?

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Absolutely hilarious people think Rudolph is good because Carson gifted him two touchdowns.

Hope is not the same thing as hedging bets. People want Mason Rudolph to be good in the same way the Browns want Baker Mayfield to be good. And honestly, restoring that rivalry sounds worth it so why not hype it up?

can I ask why New York sport scene is so bad aside from the Yankees?

Why are they calling Baker Mayfield a star quarterback on Monday Night Football?

He's not even proven he can be consistently good yet. Can't we wait until someone wins something before we start calling them a star?

They're desperate to create more stars before brady retires and leaves a huge void

LMFAO

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white hipsters

Lots of poorly run teams that don't need to change because of all the money they make regardless, thanks to being in the New York market.

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im a fucking masochist for still following this fucking team

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>gayker gayfield

you mean this sport

>AB literally dancing and cooming and farting all over the NFLs 100 year celebration

ABsolutely and and unequivocally BAsed

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i want those 3 hrs of my life back

>old gay

Reminder that if you fell for the Baker meme or the Browns meme you are required to reply to this post with a full apology
No, this was not an impressive win by any metric

is your team relevant, Yea Forums?

>10,000,000 America dollars for getting fucked by an elite professional athlete

Emancipation was a mistake

Watch the Pats, we're trading for Ramsey tomorrow

Fuck you. I want you to kill yourself, seriously. Fucking brain dead retarded cock sucking faggot.

wow you seem to be seething dude

Why is there so many bad teams this year? Theres only just a couple teams worthy of a deep playoff run whereas everyone else are either rebuilding or just straight up suck dick

Rams @ Browns is only -3. Who the fuck is betting on the Browns?

Seriously old Bay
You're a fucking moron

Mass QB injuries, drama-queen bitches chasing big paydays on shit teams, extremely low parity, multiple teams intentionally tanking. This is the worst season in recent memory

One of their MLS teams is good

Overhyping and balance shifting. The teams that usually use to perform well are going to fall in the gutter, new will arise. Yet, we are only 2 weeks in this season.

Hey while Old Gay is sucking the salt out of my left nut, you can come take suck my right one

>ryan clark roasting and exposing memefield
based

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Nah, a majority of dues goes to legal council to deal with grievances. The rest in locals goes to the rent fees for the meeting hall, organizing events (picnics, union branded clothing, charity events), paying for travel of officers for union business (usually just meeting with company heads over petty shit), etc.

As far as our local is concerned, we don’t contribute shit to candidates. Now, that isn’t to say our national tries to move us in one direction (only candidates who are pro-Union), which they do, but we turn over nothing to them.

t. Shop steward for my local

Yeah I ge tthe feeling the Patriots defense aren't going to give up a TD on week 3 either

What is a union

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a legal mafia

Half the time a group of people that band together to make sure employers can't fuck them, half the time annoying retards that keep terrible workers employed through bullying and intimidation.

Political advocacy groups that force you to give them money if you work in their same company
Quite literally, unironically this

>Brees
>Roethlisberger
>Siemian
>Foles
>Darnold
>Mariota
all dead by week 2

you still make ranking?

Is that real? That’s the easiest fucking money I’ve ever seen

>They'll replace you in food service so fast lmao
you don't understand because you don't work there, but Acme as a corporation is fucking pants on head retarded. it's why they're failing slowly as a business. the whole damn corporation is run poorly and riddled with nepotism. they seriously can't replace any of the workers because they don't actively attempt to hire people due to all the stupid reporting and checks to higher ups

>he's not in a union

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>yeah kiss him right on the mouth, tell him its a Denver thing

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Is this the end of an era? Are we witnessing 2005/2006 all over again?

This faggot sport still on?

kraft is gonna pay him?
oh no no no

OH NO NO NO NUH UH UH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JEST
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>pay so my bad coworkers can keep their jobs
>pay so leftists get elected
why would I join one?

>3 of the worst teams in the league are in new york

Wew lad

will he even cook anything Brady can eat though?
he's got a weird diet I hear

Imagine paying actual money so a coworker can decide what's best for you

how does Gase keep his job?

>Bills are 2-0
>Only 2 other teams """in""" New York
What did he mean by this?

>falling for the cake

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Seahawks!

>new york is a city

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Kek

What's AB gettin accused of next, shitting on himself so DBs avoid him?

Ironic that Odell whined about getting touched in the preseason and try to garner public support agaisnt Greg williams only for Garret to go and pulls a dirty hit on the Jets QB.

>Clearly stating that Buffalo is in New York, proving that I understand New York is a state
>Calling me out even thought Metlife is in Jersey
>implying implications
Is this what discussions on /nfl/ are always like?

He poisons children

The same way he was able to usurp an entire FO

the kike should be looking for unbroken wide receivers and a QB1

Not mine but yeah it's a good one.

Probably a Cowboys fan

Brees and Rapistburger are old and only a season or two away from retirement anyway. The rest are shitty, always hurt, or both.

Please cool it on the antisemitism. It’s not okay. Thank you for complying.

Jaguars shouldn't want a trade though

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but it looks so good this year. the defense was good last year and the offense has pretty good incumbency this year
there's just no way there could be razors in this one

Any truth to the Ramsey to the Chiefs rumors?

Beastker Mayfield just fucked on you niggas no cap

Your franchise started in Cleveland so you have my blessing

He’s a patsy

nigga I dint even comply doe

Fuck off cuck

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>oh lawdy I was jus reading muh bibble and antonyo raped me with da semun... 2 years ago

AB is a scumbag but I don't think he's a rapist

Memefield just fucked on those niggas hard. Tf dis nigga talkin about lmao.

I would feel better if the jets didnt lose literally EVERY PLAYER WORTH A FUCKING DAMN right away and our offense having to be bell carrying the team. Fuck this shit and fuck being optimistic for the jets when its just going to be a dick kick every fucking season

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He's gutter trash, did you miss week 1?

Bigger bust than manlel at this point

OBJ to the Pats when?

Beastfield was jus warmin up nigga. i finna peep ya reaction when he bust a nut in ya team ass later dis year ya heard

>Work Saturday for half-time or you're fired
>Do you deserve your pay check? You're just costing us executives money, we (board of executives) have decided your pay is locked in to stock value, work harder to get paid more or don't get paid
>You need to take time off to go to a doctor from an injury sustained at work? We'll just dock your pay for any hours missed, oh and you have no insurance anymore
Just some of the many ways a union protects you. But you suck that republican cock so hard you have learned to like the dick in your ass.

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speaking of semitism:
si.com/nfl/2019/09/16/antonio-brown-new-england-patriots-lawsuits-accusations-sexual-midconduct-assault

I sure hope they posted an apology for mistaking a bolsini cross for an iron cross

Bills being 2-0 just means theyll lose more later in the year. Shit is like clockwork

Browns will literally lose by 100 points in Foxboro

Sigh. I still have flashbacks when I see Mark Sanchez's faggot ass. We'd have 2 Superbowls if even Rex Grossman was playing instead of him.

Shit team
Shittier fans
Only shittier franchise is the chorgers.

>saturday or be fired
nobody does this - especially not when good help is difficult to find
but if an employer really wants to fire you for refusing a shift, then you probably don't want to work for them
>pay locked into stock value
what's the problem with this?
if you agree to it, then it's fine
>dock pay for hours missed
uhhh yeah, that's how it works
and then you get to use the legal system to get paid because the injury was sustained at work you dumb faggot
>no insurance anymore
why are you relying on your employer for insurance?

bandwagonin ass nigga

don't worry i'm sure the apology is coming any day now

stop talking about this faggy shit retards

For me it's being in a union and Republican based.

>why are you relying on your employer for insurance?
because otherwise it's $1k a month out of your own pocket

why would the stoolers give up a 1st round pick?

Because they think their window is still open. Kekekekek

We need better rules to protect the QB position.

I heard he's actually good? He's also under contract for a few years. So it's either you take a gamble on a first-rounder or you get a sure thing.

We need less rules for protecting everyone but better gear.

I buy my own insurance for $250/mo that covers a family of 4
shop around, retard

AB is a major jew not to mention a retard. Did he not think these stories would get out? Or does he literally not give a single fuck?

Hilarious how those two ancient rings Eli won have made it impossible to get rid of him even though he was shot 5 years ago

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When did SI go full gawker? This is dreck

the game of football is fundamentally flawed. It was invented in an era when people were half the size they are now. The players have physically evolved to the point where it's like getting into a car crash for 16 weeks every year.

So when is the nfl going to announce that there's no actual evidence against Brown and zero discipline coming?

they already did

It's gutter shit but what should they do? not report on it? It's beyond allegations at this point, people are suing the dude for being scummy.

Sweet. That's worth the millions of dollars. Not playing a children's game. Football was originally called murderball for a reason

I doubt any of the criminal stuff will stick. But Goodell is a faggot and could suspend him anyway. Dunno how the players union allowed for an exempt list, easily the weakest union in the major sports

When will the nfl step in and punish miami for their blatant and obvious tanking?

the nfl will always be a joke as long as the championship is decided by a one n done

I didn't say it wasn't worth it, bud. I'm just saying gear improvements and rule changes aren't gonna substantially change the amount of injuries each year. Unless you want to change it to flag football

I wish this team wasnt cursed. There will be some fag that says the cards or bills or loins are cursed, but the jets are bound to be shit forever since that fucking buttfumble. Optimism for this team is non existent. They just lose and make me want to die

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this is the truth. subconcussive blows mean that the players most at risk in football are the offensive and defensive lineman who are having guaranteed collisions on every single play of the game

meanwhile all of the new safety rules are meant for players who get hit so rarely that it is specifically a measured stat and getting hit more than ~4-5 times a game is a big deal

they didn't step in when the Loins and Browns went 0-16 or when Clots tanked for Luck, what would stepping in do now?

Are there even rules against tanking?

Oh I'm just against pussy rules getting in the way of football. Give them the best gear possible and if you get hurt you get hurt. That's the risk you run to make millions of dollars to play a goddamn game. Dont like it? Go get a real job.

They draft shitty defenders anyway, not like it matters

the fact that no one gives soccer any shit for headers and missed headbutts confirms that this CTE shit is an assault on football because it is purely American and the powers that be don't like that

corn fed bama players need less protection to be honest. Give them melee weapons

>amerifat user calling another amerifat fat
Based and 1st world pilled

I'm so scared that Darnold is gonna be Sanchez 2.0. I remember people on sports radio arguing that Sanchez had potential, holy shit those were some pitiful days.

But I think it was even more embarrassing to cheer for Geno Smith.

He is at this point. FUck it. Go for tua, and pillage that front office. If the isles can do it, so can the jets

Fuck union faggots.

maybe I'm just ignorant but are there people in Soccer like Junior Seau and Aaron Hernandez who were found riddled with CTE before they died? I've never heard of a soccer player getting headaches like Jim McMahon or becoming a vegetable like a few of the guys from the 60s and 70s. Just watch The United States of Football if you need more examples

Redpill me on the steelers QB situation, is mason rudolph good enough for the year or are they looking for someone else?

lions/browns weren't trading away calvin johnson/joe thomas even at their shittiest

so how long before the steelers become the browns?

he's good looking enough for me to suck his dick all nite Tbh

Bills

>AND WHOMST AMONG YE HATH NEVER COOMED UPON THE BACK OF A FERTILE WENCH?

They'll never be the browns but they probably shouldn't be trading away draft picks

They've already switched places

AB coom and me wan' go home

>burrs
>vikes
>loins

Laugh out Loud

member when cowherd also loved sanchise
>"Sanchez has that it factor you can't teach, he takes over rooms, huddles,and football games and he can throw it out of the park"
>"THICK TRUNKY COASTAL KID"

>union supporting anti-union candidate
Michigan staying home again.

This.
Unlike Big Ben, AB is actually handsome.
Claims that AB needs rape to get some action are…unconvincing.

They lost to the Titans last year, chances are they'll have another off week or week of too many injuries. They'll lose 2 between weeks 9-14.

Cowherd is an odd one, isn't he. Kinda glad I don't even know what channel he's on anymore

spoken like a true incel

Something about Big Ben just screams rapist. I bet you he's a real prick when he's drunk. Just like Incognito I bet.

AB looks like a dude who'd have 5 baby mamas (he's pretty close already) but not a rapist

He's basically trailer park trash that can throw

The Kansas city chiefs are not only winning this years super bowl but next years as well

Big Ben's a shithead to his teammates too. Dude has ran to the media publicly calling out his WRs for years, goes way beyond AB.

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radio and FS1 after undisputed. he's just a ufc homer but he's always a entertaining listen and usually has good takes. his browns rant after they got btfo last week was classic

>usually has good takes
i disagree. he just gives that impression because he has a golden voice and nobody to challenge him in the booth.

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are any of you dipshits going to make a new thread

I like Undisputed. I think most people agree that it's better than First Take these days. Speaking of First Take, fuck Molly. I can't think of anyone who likes her.

>-17 posts yearly

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let he who is without skeet nut the first nut

Nigga you're talking about a sport where an average of 7 players are injured every single fucking game. No. We're not doing best out of 3's or 5's or 7's. You get one chance in football, make it count and ball the fuck out or go home a loser.

Amazon is the parent company
Amazon streams shit