/hoc/

can't wait to SMASH vanpooper

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just lost a set to this bitch what the fuck bros

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bust a nut to her to get even

you can’t cum inside drawings of little girls lad

Hawks desu

post players who have scored 5 or more goals in a game. ill start. Wayne Gretzky. Mario Lemieux. Patrik Laine.

>no hughes
>no petterson

cope

theyll be in the other squad playing in vancouver probably

Tim Horton

I said to her not in her dumbass

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TIME TO POST DEBBIES

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where the fuck is grease

NO BLACK DEBBIES
>this is /hoc/, not /supermonkeydunk/
Prison

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go habs

his village probably got raided by roaches

oh forgive me you degenerate sex offender

>0 points against literal who bruins squad
So Hughes is a bust, right?

Are you telling me they don't have the hughes game broadcasted?

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Can't one of you dipshits link the new thread properly
Also this is now a slag thread

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imagine icing the puck

Give me a stream. I don't care which game it is just let me watch some hockey

E T L E B U T
T

L
E

B
U
T

>debbies
et le but

why is tkachuk not playing

imagine ducking for no reason then someone shoves you into the boards

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these first couple games are generally so they can evaluate the bubble players to make the first cuts.

>flim flams icing their full A squad
wew

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DID SOMEONE SAY DUCKPOSTING

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Need to ease Lucic in only slowly like an old man into a hot bath

basically flames vs utica comets ft. stecher and jakke

Overcompensating for getting BTFO in the ploffs

$1,000,000 Replay

one time i banged a really meaty broad they called the unit from utica

>2 new jersey devils
explain

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This is now a ducc thread

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split squad cause it's PRE SEASON DUMB FYUCK

based

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>2 devils games
gee billy

>these tourist casuals not understanding what split squads are
retards OUT

Is Saarela, dare I say it, elite bvll?

I for one like the new bucket rules

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>le tourists
it's the same 20 of us

>gets hit with puck and scores
yes

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Gay Devil's fans there to watch the new uber-twink

i have an extremely high hockey iq and i predict the following:

1. jets win division
2. jets win conference
3. jets win stanley cup
4. patrik laine wins hart trophy and conn smythe

Couldn't of said it better myself

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poo peeland

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laine isnt ever returning to the chel hes moved onto to pro gaming.

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Bold but I believe it

>player not under contract by said team

i have an extremely high hockey iq and i predict the following:

1. ducks win division
2. ducks win conference
3. ducks win stanley cup
4. ryan kesler wins hart trophy and conn smythe

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wish bracket would kys

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You mean the same Kesler who's out for the season?

Did you just doubt Uncle Scrooge?

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>out for the season
retired

You mean the same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?

>reddithawks showing the slightest bit of early preseason promise

shit, if they keep this up for 7 more months, their 'fans' will come out of hiding on sp

i have an extremely high hockey iq and i predict the following:

1. Canucks win division
2. Canucks win conference
3. Canucks win stanley cup
4. jake virtanen wins hart trophy and conn smythe

any player that signs with the vegas golden knights is persona non grata in my books desu

The fuck is going on on debbies stream

For me it’s playing Iron Maiden on the jukebox

please don't remind me

the great game of hookei

average prediction: quinn finishes ahead of jack for calder voting, neither of them win it tho.

>he thinks koopa kaka will win it

came to post this

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>scores 1 goal

This isles game is actually pretty enjoyable compared to yesterday

no 18 year old will win it this year, it will be some kid who spent the last couple seasons developing.

cope

khl stream experience

makar la

>missed opportunity challenge

drinking a 40 2bh lads

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i have an extremely high hockey iq and i predict the following:
1. canucks are gay
2. laine will die tragically from vasculitis from playing fortnite for 28 hours straight

I'm just going off of what nhl.com says I don't follow y'all

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not funny

bean man playing tomorrow night

B E A N

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Debbies and Bruins are at halftime: no score

>giving up 2 in the first

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viva las vegas

brb going for a walk

gonna need more lewd debbies lad

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viva las benis

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t. n*gger

Suzuki is such a bust faggot

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>powerplay
more like pooperplay lmao

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINLAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN

thought makar isn't eligible

Don’t get the point of these 2bh, it’s usually shit quality beer and they get warm before you’re halfway through. Why not just buy a sixer like a normal person?

I'm here

weew

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t. slow-drinking pusy

yeah he is since he only played a few ploff games this will be his rookie season

dont think so. its a regular season trophy and hes hasnt played a regular season game yet.

I think Makar is eligible, but Gusev isn't.

See

>hatioretty
>easily killed off 8 penalties, including le muh five minute major XD, and at least three 2-man advantages
>scored 2 short handed goals
>near sell-out of a preseason game
stay eternally btfo ya coping retards

o thank god bb i missed you

gee debbies, how come gary lets you play _two_ games??

heartwarming human interest story about childrens cancer
>this hulking scary nonverbal monster full of open wounds lumbers into the classroom

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30 seconds on the interview

Debbie is very persuasive

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is my favorite player patrik laine playing tonight?

>split team night
there's probably a shitty lesbian joke in there

In SC Bern maybe

yes
for SC Bern

yes in switzerland

Yup, fortnite

split squad? more like your moms a dyke

Okay who actually is Debbie? Genuinely asking.

>he doesn't know

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is my favorite player p.k. subban playing tonight?

for the right price, who ever you need her to be

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But with the smile of an angel

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no they gave him the night off so he can black his fiancee

Ask your wife's son

Yes, and future rookie of the year Jack Hughes too

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he's 2 late for that

his american fiancee

heads up when you get back user, your mom was using your computer

my god the debbies cameraman is a retard

Get

gud

Fuck

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Schneider gets Steen-rolled

More like Quinn Hughes

>replay while play is happening
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

They are using the "in arena" presentation

request: latvia facts

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god the devils are a shit boring team

Number one exporter of magnesium

Don’t forget that we’re going to have a /hoc/ burn when patty fortnite plays for Bern

patrik laine desu

based

What does SC stand for

Are the Habs working on a "most dangerous lead"??
>like the Yotes did last night?

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shitty city bern

feel the bern

head on over to r/latvianjokes for all your potato needs

>split the 2nd worst team in the league talent wise
>wtf these teams are SHIT
they're like a third of an NHL team

HARD shan't

pk subban doesnt allow himself to be photographed near vonn's height or giant male face without wearing an enormous hat

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drouin
bro

latvia makes bread

skate club

i miss breadbro

suck cock

CAM ON KITTIES
SCAR SAM FAKIN GOALS

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that's a man, baby.
he was here earlier

absolutely SEETHING

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c o p e

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>the pooperplay will never, ever be good

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what if i told you she was already an international mudshark before him, and canada was just getting blacky seconds

I make donuts can I be donutbro

el goblino

can never find shoes i like

titles are earned, not given

no

>cope

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to be fair most american women are
the most famous family of women are famous for sucking black dick

There's a football game on, guys
a regular season one

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I'm always here, just not making bread anymore

seattle geese

SEETHING

>Look Mom! I posted cope again because I am desperately seeking attention.and people aren't giving me (you)s!

the seattle most dangerous expansions

me too
waiting for boot season

>handegg
wew

boiling samefag

HOLY FUCK BOQVIST

Darth Vlader in goal for the Bs

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>football
galaxy put up 7 last night lmfao the state of kansass

THE MOST MAGNIFICENT TWINK!!!!!!!!

Hughes SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!

what if i pointed out that those are schizo persians in the sunbelt, but you unironically swear allegiance to a family that's about to produce a black baby

kappo confirmed bust

I know it's only preseason meme games but I am glad there is hockey to watch again

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H U G H E S

somebody webm that boqvist goal

buffaslugs to the ploffs

hope you haven't crossed paths with any perfidious doughmakers lad

Prototype for Crocodile Dundee was a latvian crocodile hunter

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youtube.com/watch?v=MvGfYu4gOlQ

you know preseason doesn't matter right?

>divegrass
Out

for me its teams with non-traditional or semi-intangible names

>LA galaxy
>miami heat
>syracuse crunch

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i was watching the craps grame. let me get a peep at this alleged twinkscar

it does for the players trying to make the team

cope

Nope, fuck them desu

Nothing matters

>power play meme goal
cuck jersey cope is embarrassing

Faggot

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singular/verb names are extremely unhoc. check yourself

seattle red bulls™

what if I told you you were ruled for 8 years by a black man

seattle self-confidence

cope

powerplay, weak side, Vlader didn't get over

SC Xheattle Dickgirls

for me, it's preseason injuries

Xheattle dickgirls

seattle munchen beaver

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Seattle Jägerbombs

seattle roughriders

seattle blue balls™

Seattle Knockoff Vancouvers

You shall be known as Joey Bag of Donuts, Joey Bags for short

PRIMEAU

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seattle christian values

seattle blackedraw

seattle wet salmon

seattle business ideas

SC Xheattle Cums in the Donuts

fact. we're a team desu

Seattle Walrus

Don't get this meme honestly

Well the referees are in fine mid-season form

seattle society

Seattle Viking Raiders

finna watch that walrus documentary again

seattle redemption

Seattle Seamen

seattle deep vein thrombosis

seattle intellectual property

Seattle Refpucks

off to class lads

seattle shotguns

seattle is the last place you'd find christian values in washington

Where's the Seattle?

seattle quality of life

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>christian values

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seatte scholars

christian values are gay as fuck

for me, it's shinto

seattle gabeN

seattle copyrights

seattle christian values are gay as fuck

Darth Vlader uses the dark force to make a great save

Did nobody on NJ tell Gusev he’s in America now? He’s allowed to shoot.

>dark force
retard

>brapp cant score a tap in
bust

seattle sips

>shit weather
>homeless druggies everywhere
>massive gridlock

Seattle YouTube Heroes

that's funny because americans get shot

he didn't say if it was a high or low quality of life

>whosev

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seattle thinking

these posts arent stimulating my benis

The Seattle is in the Washington

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>1-1 after two
at least hickey got a goal

>victor mete is a first-pairing defenseman
tired of this meem

PAS LE BUT
A
S

L
E

B
U
T

>goal waved off
gay as fuck imo

seattle equality

>refpuck against literal who teams like devlels
hockey is back

seattle coyotes

>the absolute state of poo jersey hockey knowledge
sad

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>waved off for now

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Trying to decide on dinner. So far I've had 1 (one) slice of pizza out of the garbage today and I didn't get out before sports came on so I can't eat for another 2 and half hour

only SHIT teams today

reminder that all jerseys look better with laces and they all should have them

does thompson have an A on his jersey? the fuck?

>laces
>serve literally no purpose on modern jerseys except for shitty aesthetic
sure jan

what the fuck is this skeeball

>askeeskeeskee

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thoughts on women?

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i jerk off too much but i can't stop

kinda gay 2bh

depends are they 2D anime drawings or 3D actual people

lesbians are best

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b&r

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Skirt too short.

I like em

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icky

Guise, how can a find and befriend some hocker lesbos?
seems like a necessity in this day and age

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I have some bad news for you

>for me it's Freya Wynn or Annabelle Lane

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>ifwecouldturnbacktime.wwii

>fat whores
makes sense incel

The thing on the right looks like the asian girl i had a crush on for all of high school

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shall be making harissa chicken tonight

what i do is i make the harissa paste which is garlic, cumin seeds, coriander seeds, birds eye chili, paprika, red capsicum, fennel seeds, olive oil, salt and pepper all blended up in a food processor.

then i slice some chicken breast into strips and marinate them in some yogurt and the harissa paste for a while. then after its done marinating for a while i fry it up in a pan and serve it over couscous. i make the couscous with fress mint and coriander and a little lime juice.

this is untraditional put i like to put a dollop of tzatziki on top. to make the tzatziki combine greek yogurt, finely minced garlic, olive oil, and white vinegar and let it sit overnight. then add finely chopped cucumber and dill before serving.

then just a little more harissa paste on top and some more chopped mint and coriander

>The thing
incel

Sorry I meant to say "the abomination of nature on the right"

which pronoun do you suggest?

Why did they sign konecny for less than provorov

tl;dr

obama wasn't for everyone but calling him black is racist

I know how to cook and I know what harissa and tzatziki are. I'm trying to decide if I'm eating hotdogs or burgers because I haven't been grocery shopping in two weeks and the stores are closed by the time I'll be ready to leave the house. Fuck off

>harissa paste

I see new zealand is lost to the muzzies then.

Go to the games

Call me what you want but I'd clap all of them

was just sharing my dinner and recipe m8 calm down

seattle ogopogos

I know burger media only speaks about hughes but there's this one player named Kaapo Kakko, he is A LOT better than your baby boi jack hughes

then this sport is not for you

Forget him. Eat to live, don't live to eat.

seattle harissa chicken

cuminbrain

I'll clap your moms cheeks too

New Zealand Pozzed

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seattle cheekclappers

Everything in my city closes at 9pm and it's so fucking frustrating.

You must train like an athlete if you want to look like an athlete

Darth Vlader's force has abandoned him

>jets oilers
>both the stars are playing in europe

You must live in the middle of fucking nowhere if you don't have a 24/7 mcdonalds at the very least.

stop fucking with me
it's the seattle frog dudes

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Well yeah but I could dive through the trash, put some salt and pepper over anything I find and have a better meal than McD swill.

the oilers don't deserve /ourguy/ anyway. happy he took control of his destiny

sam is a powerdykes name tbqh

Thinking I'll watch this Ken Burns country music thing
>Christ I'm old

>Well yeah but I could dive through the trash, put some salt and pepper over anything I find and have a better meal than McD swill

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stop crying then.

i got a bj from a jewish girl named sam once desu

He's not a Finn right?

just ate a pretty tasty little turkey sandwich lads

>took control of his destiny
>will literally never be able to play in the NHL again unless the Oilers allow it.

kek

Sam is Debbie's sister twin

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You can't just go around, clapping everyones cheeks.

dennis beyak desu

>scissor twin
stupid autospellcheck

t.poorfag

sunbelt

im late to the party but i forgot to laugh earlier today with you all about dubas getting bullied into giving zoomers more money kek

LET'S GO MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

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>not mad at the dabres yet?
u will b

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If everything in your town closes at 9 except mcdonalds, and you don't want mcdonalds, maybe you should have gotten off your fat fucking ass and bought dinner before 9pm.

GFG

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>dressing their full team

>t.poorfag

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why are leafs so aggressive when talking about dinner

cold up north

Because unlike your retard shit country that allows you for the time to spend 3 hours cooking dinner, north america moves at a breakneck pace.

>getting stabbed over a kraft dinner snackwich

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try google

i used to drunk drive to a mcdonalds i lived down the street from some nights because i didnt want to walk though it was like a 10 minute walk

boqvist and nylander have good chemistry

if anyone's going to the store would they mind picking me up some all dressed chips?

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That idiot in Vancouver signed a 3 year deal. Forget his name because I don't care.

Spooktober draws closer.

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i mean they are the same person

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>95518485
Do Americans really?

i wish boeser would come home :(

imagine living in scottsdale arizona or some shit and applebees and chipotle are closed and you dont have a local tavern that you can dial up to fix you a bigass bag of wings and a shotnabeer waiting for you to enhance your stroll home

You wish buddy.

well i have harissa and tzatziki already prepped in my fridge so really the cooking will take only like 15 minutes

but youre right i guess i forgot that canada was such a high calibre nation

Imagine being poor lmao

I put in google "exciting NHL rookies" and I see Jack Hughes. There's something about Finnish busts.

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19 year old sam bennett

sounds like a 3 year deal for brocky is working out

22 years young Sam

Kuznetsov has good chemistry

feels bad man

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for me, its sitting down for dinner and discussing the days events, what to expect for tomorrow, what else the week entails, and anything else on my mind including current events

Bet you didn't even know what harissa was before that retard shot up that mosque and now your country sucks muslim dick.

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is sam bennett just the flames version of jake virtanen?

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

why are you so mad? take a breath and eat your hot dogs

When does hockey get a gender reveal party hosted by the subbans and one of the allstar weekend volunteer demonstrators

>leafs
it's just one faggot

Debbies, lads

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thats just your typical murican media pumping jack "nolan patrick" hughes tires till reality hits everyones face (he sucks donkey dicks) and they cant do that anymore. You know, milking with all that hype to get couple of hundred more people in the stands

Imagine giving a deserving player in konecny less than a bum like provorov

I still can't believe you numbnuts aren't using the superior hoc logo with correct font that I made months ago

remember dahlin?
lmao

Just got NHL 20 and so far five songs have played. Four were black women screaming the same line over and over and the other was some euro faggot with an accent talking about the "community"

Disgusting

who?

post it so randy can update all his shit lad

Don't know who that is, lad.

hes a craterface zoomer D-man

sounds pretty based desu

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rookies always regress in buffalo because they remember theyre in buffalo and will remain in buffalo for some time

does virtanen fight?

WHEEL WHEEL WHEEL

Old ones lost, I'll throw a new one together quick ASAP

youtube.com/watch?v=WPi7N42Opzo

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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youre right, i laughed because im unironically about to make hot dogs for dinner.

>VAN announces 3x$5.875 for Boeser

twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1173767476410245120

The REAL hockey community is me and the boys slamming beers in the basement with the game on one TV and fortnite on the other and music on the jobsite speaker. Everything else is a sham

>getting an embellishment penalty
what a fag, go play soccer or something

Pretty good
put him in the lineup

huomenta

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>jobsite radio

pass me the AUX chord, lad. it got a good song

>holding out for 5.8 per year

yikes

Quite based

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ONE ON

fuck that's good

overpay

nice. laine soon

P.K.

>first game in the fucking preseason and I already see why frogs and hicks got sick of Subban

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i dont like the state of minnesota but i do like the big bodied blonde based brocket blueline bardown blaster boeser

dubas getting exposed day after day
>everyone's waiting for marner before they get their huuuge paycheck
toronto twink in chief quite simply btfo

WHO

I can buy all dressed chips where I live. So I've got that going for me.

>we can and we will

you could basically afford 2 brockys for 1 bitch

what's /ourchimp/ up to?

how do you like them

>urban “defense”

Nice post and dubs user.

>Hey kyle give me money you faggot or ill fuck your wife lol

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we have all dressed here too, they're tasty as fuck

Based Rusev doing a little BVLL gimmick

JOHNNNYYYYY

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terrible tending

oh hey the isles won 3-1. Nice

Danced around at the blue line while Devils were in the zone after going for a skate. Led to a breakaway but ELITE Swiss goalering saves >us

The madman finally did it.

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Brock Boeser

that brocky bridge deal will end the same year as the 6gorillion dollarydoo mans contract, so they can easily afford to give him a raise too.

STUDnicka cucks the Twinks

Breddy gud

wtf is this coffee cup shuffle

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I'm happy this shit exists youtu.be/CHGSCrj7VSk

>dubas, the clear beta cuck
Is Graves going over Cherry?

>sabres

i honestly dont think boeser is that good tbqh
i think his ceiling is 35 goals

Done with this shit

>the redditlab 2024 spammer is back

Oh yeah, overtime baby

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35 goals for 5.875mill is a total steal

>nucks still looking for their first shot on goal

the contract is good but i dont see him as a franchise winger

I was wondering if anybody else was watching that too lol

the 2 games are basically
>calgary flames vs utica comets
>vancouver canucks vs stockton heat

H U G H E S

FINNSHITS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>everything I don't like is reddit
Just kys already

Goose and the Twink

makes sense, I was wondering why i didn't recognize any of the nuckies names

Everything that isnt rock em sock em old-school hard hat lunchpail hockey IS reddit

DEBBIES BTFO

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT

imagine caring about preseason

gogangemi :DDDDD

imagine caring about anything

imagine not caring about mustard

Mustard is like the Jets. Future 4 x world champ

Lol TOTALLY me

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is there a cooler name than Jaromír Jágr?

He didn't leave unfortunately

for me, it's wasabi [horseradish]

>tfw attempting to appear to care about preseason games
>pretending to find a sportsnet stream

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You're making less and less sense Sam

poo peeland

my name

>dallass unironically starting bishop and pavelski against a blues skeleton crew
golden knights of the central lmao

jarid lukosevicius

What are you doing stateside bud

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isles didnt even start barzal lmao

Mayonnaise is like the Washington Capitals. Elite in their own conference (fatty condiments/Eastern) but shouldn't try punching above their weight (salt/Western Conference Hockey)

you shouldn't disrespect vegass like that.

wow what a stud 2 goals in one PRACTICE game!! GENERATIONAL

>/cope/
and
>/seethe/

Have to be in Seattle until Wednesday. Seattle is like if Vancouver hadn't made the wrong choice on every single major decision a city has to make

youtu.be/UDVfy5pvBp4

lucas raymond > kakko > hughes

>eric comrie

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vegas played yesterday like I do in the video games. They went balls in on a worthless game and got like 8 penalties (including two five minute ones back to back for trying to concuss a dude) while dabbing on a nothing team that was half AHLers to begin with.

gaygas blows dude

washed my car today at the spray wash, lads

where is the magic the other 99.99% of the time

Hard to play a bunch of scrubs during pre season when you literally don't have any because your team is 2 years old

...

>Still no Laine or Connor news
FINNS

"Oh fuck the retard scored"

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lained traded there's your news

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