/seriea/ - THE GEEEMBIOOOOOOOOOOOON Edition

Imagine being a danish Juve bandwagoner.

imagine being Swedish

imagine being Swedish

imagine being Swedish

Imagine being Swedish

1st for Hella Verona

>schedule GOMBLOTTO
The Sarri mentality is really settling in I see

Serie B matchday 3 results

Pordenone 1-0 Spezia
Perugia 0-0 Juve Stabia
Entella 1-0 Frosinone
Cittadella 2-0 Trapani
Ascoli 2-0 Livorno
Venezia 0-2 Chievo
Crotone 0-0 Empoli
Cosenza 1-2 Pescara
Pisa 4-1 Cremonese
Salernitana 0-2 Benevento

Virtus Entella leads with perfect score

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>Entella leading the table uncontested after three consecutive 1-0s

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For me, it's Ascoli.

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>Page 6

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Juve plays next Tuesday too

>turdino cost >us cl spot
>can't beat relegation fodder at home
I have no words and i must reeee

imagine being

unironically more worried about these literally who's with their impressive winning streak tonight than about the derby

Fuck yes, Chiavari stronk

Yeah it's not like >we styled over Casteddu and Udinese, I'm kinda worried

"I showed you my dick please respond"

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>In nine games, Slavia have scored nineteen goals and only conceded twice.
>Slavia Prague are unbeaten in 20 games, 15 of which are in the Czech topflight, with the club’s last loss against Zlin in April. The Czech side won 3-0 yesterday against Slovacko, despite resting 3-4 key players as the team look to cause an upset at the San Siro next week against the Nerazzurri.

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It's fucking happening isn't it

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JUVEMERDA

Yep
Sorry interbro but tonight you're getting Galatasarayd

Admin please don't update the fantacomfy, let it die with me in the top 5

CAM ON INDA, GET THOSE 3 POINTS

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>Tfw you miss your gf

Anyway, how quickly are Juve going to capitulate their CL chances this season? No way Neverkusen are going to finish above them, that's clear, but with a stronger side and more offensive tactics they could at least reach the quarter's right?

Eliminated in the first knockout match

>No way Neverkusen are going to finish above them, that's clear
reminder

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You're doomed man, I'll update this evening

Dea finna get Olmo'd tonight

fuck it's tomorrow

Based Pancrazio

Leverkusen are much more superior than Juve

>Dutch coach
Obviously they are better, Havertz is everything Dybala wishes he was

those arent all games, asshole

Slavia WILL qualify to yurop

For me, it's Tomiyasu

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For me, it's Padelli

rooting for you tonight lads

Milan is going to win the derby.

friendly reminder that Inter's game starts at 7pm, not the usual 8:45 slot

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For me, it's Pippo Falco

Leverkusen are absolute wank this season so far

For me, it's watching Inter Milan vs Slavia Prague then watching Liverpool vs Napoli and then watching a full replay online of Borussia Dortmund vs Barcelona.

Then I'll sleep and hope I don't wake up lads.

Where can I find streams for the good matches so I dob't have to watch Brugge en Genk on tv this week ffs

>serie A thread
>all italian games
????

Support your local club dickhead

Ask in the threads mate. I always reply with the best streams I can find due to the fact nobody posts them for some reason.

Nothin' personal kid

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juve probably asked them to get those sweat asian money

For me, it's Ghiglione

love him, he knows how to meme things up

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Probably the closest the Dutch will ever get to founding our own Zemanlandia

Imagine the feel...

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footybite

fug gonna miss inters game cos have my own match near that time. maybe first half i can see. reeeee

>sky pretending anybody will remember Inter's last minute goal against Tottenham as an important moment in football history
Except for that one retard that got a tattoo about it I guess.

VAMOS CARAJO LA PUTA MADRE NON MOLLIAMO MAI

Dirty Sky with more of their blatantly pro-Inter coverage, DISGUSTING

Oh yeah that plastic feel

Wtf i love sky now?

Disgusting I hope they all die, and I'm a GOBBO

who are these people?

Nice try you falsflagging sfinterista

I told you I'm a gobbo you dumbass

Inter gonna get giampaolo'd in the derby

I have a feelio Inter will choke...

thank you, segsy

0 shots on goal and 1-0 on licky penalty?

3 > 2 > 1
But maybe 2 > 3 > 1 when the novelty of the black fades away

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ULTRAS LIBERI

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3 > 2 > 1 for me. Are those bootleg shirts because the black one doesn't seem to have the inlays on the black background?

i really wanna kiss paolo's thighs , no homo.

it's actually 1

if these didn't cost a fortune I'd consider buying the 3rd shirt

Sky Italia has always been pro inter after 2006

Shan't be making CL fanta this year, can only handle the disappointment of failing in one fanta per season

>not being highIQ and skipping on the fanta in the first place

It's literally worse than playing Monopoly or RTS online, people will always stop giving a shit 5 matchdays in when they realize they are not going to win.

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>Android phone
Yikes

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YOU JUST KNOW

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Where's Emre Cane

A-user...

Do you want garlic sauce with that?

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does tnt not show the cl in the usa any more?

i dont see any games on today?

garlic sauce is disgusting

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rude

>sitting next to Khedira and Bonucci
What was Matthijs thinking?

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What is Demiral trying to imply here? That he's soon going to take Bonucci's spot?

>chiellini I taking the seat beside the door in case of an emergency.

Absolutely based.

twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1173936631948152832

>AAAAAAAAAAARGH GIVE ME FOOD

didn't he tackle Gattuso last year?

>You're not you when you are hungry

>According to La Gazzetta dello Sport (via MilanNews), Hernandez will indeed be fit enough to start the derby, but Giampaolo still believes that the Frenchman must ‘fix some movements’.

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Screencapped.

>playing the debut match of a european cup with the 3rd kit at home
I'm already feeling the Beer Sheva PTSD

Lucas Paqueta’s agent says “if Milan decide to fine him, he will pay the fine”, amidst speculation the midfielder will be punished.

Paqueta was brought off at half-time during Milan’s 1-0 win against Verona on Sunday, with Coach Marco Giampaolo describing him as “a bit too Brazilian” in his approach.

The 21-year-old hit back with an Instagram post that read “proud to be Brazilian”, fuelling talk that he will be reprimanded by the club.

“Everything’s fine, there are no problems between Lucas and Milan,” Eduardo Uram told Tuttomercatoweb.

“His substitution was normal, Lucas is happy to be at Milan. Everything’s fine with the Coach and the club.

“If Milan decide to fine him, Lucas will pay the fine. Milan will have a good season. We’re talking about a great team.”

>distant sounds of albania hanging himself

Third kits are mostly for use in europe anyway, regardless of home/away. Speaking of which my 97/98 third kit arrived, I might even take a censored selfie for /seriea/

He will leave to psg during the winter mercato won't he.

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Should've kept Mandzushit gobbi

Did they say how bad is mr glass?

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>Twitter notification
>Messenger notification
Look at Mr. Popular over here

>not having chat groups with friends that make you look busy as fuck

never gonna make it

Are you a friendless virgin?

Cagliari and Verona have both avoided punishments for racially abusing Inter striker Romelu Lukaku and Milan midfielder Franck Kessie.

The FIGC vowed to investigate the monkey chants subjected to Lukaku by Cagliari fans before the international break.

However, its Giudice Sportivo panel ruled on Tuesday that the chants were not considered discriminatory in terms of “size and real perception”.

This is the third time the Sardinians have dodged punishment for racially abusing an opponent in two years after they targeted Moise Kean and Blaise Matuidi.

On the other hand, they did receive a €5,000 fine for throwing bottles on to the pitch and at stewards against Parma.

Verona will also not be sanctioned, despite there being clear evidence that Kessie received racist insults during Milan’s trip to the Marc’Antonio Bentegodi on Sunday.

Racist abuse very rarely leads to a ban in Italy, as the only previous incidents have come after repeated fines and warnings, for example after Inter breached their suspended sentence with large sections of the crowd insulting Napoli defender Kalidou Koulibaly.

Even then, only a section of the stadium where the chants are heard usually get shut, so the fans responsible can just buy tickets to other areas.

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>last activity of friend's chat was August 28

Is there a different italian index?

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I post on 4channel don’t I?

use corsaro.red or @tntvsearchbot on telegram to find torrents that were on TNTvillage. Otherwise there's always ilcorsaronero for more recent torrents

I hope so, he is a fraud.

Inter stream - 60fps.live/internazionale-vs-slavia-praha/?link=1&utm_source=footybite

>not watching Brazil female volleyball NT before footy starts

Is the a stream that cycles through all the games?

He saved last season from being a total disaster. If Hack fraud MG spent less time praising suso like he's Ballon D'or winner while treating Paqueta like garbage maybe Paqueta would spend less time chimping out and more time focusing on the game. If you have a problem with player's style, you speak to him 1 on 1 on the training ground, yo don't go to a mass media outlet and start spouting "hue hue sopa de macaco lol"

Watching Totti play tennis on Rai2... he seems to talk normal without fucking up when its not doing something official and footy related

Is there no Inter Slavia thread?

oh god he's about to say it

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James Richardson. James Horncastle. Julien Laurens. Rafa Honigstein.

Literally GOAT panel

THE CHAAAAAAMPIOOOOONS

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Slavia's kit is kino, too bad about the chink sponsor

THE CHAAAAAAAAAAAMPPPPIOOOONNNNNSSSSSSS

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shitalians screaming the champions at the end of the anthem is max cringe. I even respect barcelona stadium whistling more.

souless goblino

>slavia praha

...

>making a dedicated thread when this one has 130 posts
baka

>handicapovic

>Dumbrosio

hey newfag, that's the bait thread for tourists

>lutardo

>can'treva

>De Fry

>cantdreva

>de fried

FUCK LYON

>lukkake

You mean souless gobbino

>inter milanese

>Lautaro "El Manzo" Martinez

is olayinka a ngubu? nigeria seems pretty based desu

all gobbinos are soulless, so that goes without saying.

LAUTARO YOU WASTEFUL CUNNNNNNNNT

That explains why they wish for de Ligt to die

>L'abbacchio

>[player name]

>luturdo

Lukaku goes from Rashford to Lautaro

both of these cunts never pass lel

Why does Slavia Praha have a red star on the chest? Whoever doesn't know what team is playing would think this is Crvena zvezda

>implying tourists give a fuck about Inter outside of the derbys

RENT FREE

because communists, you fucking retardo

mamma mia

thanks a lot

look at the flag that made it
either retarded or he CHI since he brought up Barca whistling at the anthem in here, or both.

Why do you want him to die, it's cruel

bit too slow on the ball, >we're giving possession away too easily in the midfield

when will inter customers admit Lukaku's a fraud

the fuck was that Senshit

is this the might of Italian football?

MACHECCAZZO FAI
>gonde

when the BOSS benches him for El Nonno Maravilla

Kek, made me laugh

Will Dybala play? Surely Inter put him in the CL Squad

why are blacks always offside

>Dumbrosio

>Pandanovic
when will the "let the gk dribble the striker before passing" meme end?

dagospia.com/rubrica-30/sport/milan-fa-gola-arabi-ma-fondo-elliott-aspetta-39-affare-stadio-213920.htm
LVMH
buy
milan

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gagliardini skipped his man and delivered a decent cross, color me impressed

Why wold the 3rd richest person in the world decide to invest in footbal and buy Milan of clubs

someone make a webm of Lukaku destroying the photographer lmao

>Candreva timewasting
>Lukaku lukaking

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>Lukacoom

Rosica gobbo schifoso

meme match

>0-0

You told me inter games were exciting

Coomed before the match, their head isn't in the game.

milan is peak /fa/

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Inter only show their best against a newly promoted teams in 10 men

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>195 cm
>never won an aerial duel
>doesn't know how to jump
>gobbo schifoso
lmao

>69
hehe

Pezzente buttati sulla macchina di Bettega

ANTONIO CONTE
PERDE I CAPELLI
ANTONIO CONTE
PORTA IL TUPEEEEEEEEE

What’s ‘falseflagging’ in Italian?

I doubt that LVMH really need to buy AC Milan to sell more overpriced clothing, expensive alchohol and perfume

#castorate

>another jewventino falseflagging
Get out you're too easy to spot now

did someone have an stream for champions league multicast? or something that lets me to watch more than an game at same time?

Relax, in the end you'll win and this is Inter's year after all

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Doppiogioco

Calma o poi il conto dal dentista non lo paga nessuno gobbetto

>implying Inter isn't a customer club

>fill the stadium every game every year even at the worst time of their history
yeah... no.

>t.falseflagging dipendente Fiat

Halftime. So slavbros, how much do your languages differ? Especially in Former Yugoslavia, but other Eastern European countries too

kokote

Dubs and Lukeku own goal

>3 good chances wasted
yep, about time for a Slavia goal

They massacred our boy

CAM ON LUKAKU U FAKIN APE, SCORE SOME FAKIN GOALS WILL YA

My nebro Valentino "lil'" Lazaro IN

I knew Inter would shit the bed, 0-0 final score inc.

hey catch this

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turns out you dont need bananas pretty much anyone can stop him

the game's going to shit, time to sub in la Garra Charrua man

He's playing like a truckload of those was spilled in front of him

VAR

VAR giveth, VAR taketh

niggers

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little "lmao nigger" quip. I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yea Forums posting about a belgian football player. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a "lmao nigger" poster. A pathetic unfunny "lmao nigger" poster. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LMAO NIGGER LMAO NIGGER FUCK INDA LMAO" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

VAR checks shouldn't last more than 30 seconds. If it isn't obvious move on.

Yeah with chinks

There are differences in vocabulary and of course 2 writing systems, but the grammar is similar so it's easy to pick up after you spend some time in another slav country

CAM ON LAZARO, MAKE SAM DACKING CROZZESSSSS

Once there is a VAR call referee instantly thinks "I fuck up" so he is predispose to change his initial decision, that is why they all take so much time in front of the screen.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

fuck niggers

offside?

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>italian calcio

I'M NOT COOOMING AAAAAAAHHHHHH

>WHY CAN'T WE PLAY LECCE AND UDINESE IN 10 MEN IN CL????

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>INTER

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>Internazionale Milano

OH NO NO NO

A N A L A

>can't even get out of the box
lmao

ahh yes, serie a

kek

Inter are shook

ANTONIO CONTE DA SALENTO DEI CAPELLI NON E' CONTENTO
ANTONIO CONTE SALENTINO NON SEI PIU' UNO JUVENTINO

ANTONIO CONTE PEZZO DI MERDA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gabigol will fix this

based inter fans jinxed their schoolboy by comparing him to Iniesta

Does he fit in Conte's system though

reminder that Inter would be 10th in the league if not for Handanović

>International
>Milan

He'll be an upgrade from Dybala

>focusing on the league
>from the 17th of september
I guess this is really is Inter's year

aiming to come 4th in the group to end juve's domination. big brained conte

Slava Prague looks impressive as fuck.

It's more that their opponent isn't even trying

God inter is so shit, they'll finish dead last in the group...

>INDA

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Porco Diò pedofilo cagato dalla madonna deflorata con un trapano da tutti gli angeli in colonna (Pòrco Dio porca Màdonna), che la sbattono contro la croce dov'è inchiodato il porco di cristo dio cacca che sputa teste di bambinello mentre dio girarrosto e stuprapolli azzanna il culò di Gesù polpo infiocinato all'intestino da Padre Pio che annega nella diarrea sanguinolenta di San Giuseppe ricchionè mentre Madre Teresa si scopa nel culò venti mazzi di cazzì di lebbrosi e si beve la sborrà e condita coi succhi anali di Padre Pio vomitandola addosso a Don Matteo, che è solito infilzare San Sebastiano con la forcella della bici sodomizzandolo coi sandali di Cristo appena estratti dalla fica della Maddalena che spruzza il suo mestruo sui fedeli che, inneggiando bestemmie contro gli apostoli che si masturbano di fronte alla foto di San Crispino e, solfeggiando rutti, ficcano dita in cùlo a San Pietro per farlo eiaculare tramite stimolazione interna della prostata mostrandogli allo stesso tempo la fica slabbrata della troià di Santa Rita stuprata da quel coglionè del papa che intanto inneggia a dio impestato fruttolo rancido defecando cotolette di maiale mangiate il venerdì santo insieme a San Pietro che incide a Mosè un pentacolo sulla cappella mentre Giovanni Paolo II si spalma su un palo col Ciao Piaggio perché lo Spirito Santo gli infila la lingua in culò fino al pancreas perché giocando a playstation ha bestemmiato troppo poco la madonna cui la passerà puzza di broccolo bollito e che guarda su YouTube i filmati di San Tommaso che si brucia i peli pubici e infila lo scroto in una friggitrice accesa da San Benedetto da Norcia che balla la lap dance con un salame infilato su per il culò.

Xensiesta

they probably thought "Dortmund and Barca in the group; we won't make it" and just gave up lmao they've been so shit

Dubs and Inter score twice with a Polite Anus brace

When will Italian coaches learn that a 3-man defense system is useless in CL

*gegenpresses you into your own goal*

Barella looks like a slavic CS:Go player.

at what is Lukaku good

he can't keep getting away with it

playing the victim

peeling banana

smashing down relegation tier defenders
but not actually scoring after that

being a nigger

Chelsea v Valencia
or
Dortmund v Barcelona

can't decide

Chelsea are fun to watch, but D v B might be a full meme match

At least barella is looking strong

barcelona with no messi is gonna get fucked so i'm watching that

>8 minutes of injury time
Ref really wants Inter to score

CONTE TIME

GOBBI S E E T H I N G

wew la

BARELLA BARELLA BARELLA

WTF is this fuckin Inter doing in this stupid kit!!? What is happening, whera are classic based kits?

B A R E L L A
A
R
E
L
L
A

B A R E L L A
A
R
E
L
L
A

And suddenly they stopped talking here

INTER WINS 1-1

>made one point in the easiest game of the group
>SEETHING
Enjoy Europa League again, suckers.

>1-1 against praga
>seething

>team scores
>g-gobbi...
How obsessed can you be?

>falling for the dumbest attempt at falseflagging

N

lmao

Thanks for taking that useless fat cunt off our hands, Inter. And thanks for the €80m.

We're shit again fras

so is this a good result for inter or not?

Messi is fit to play but he'll probably be a sub

I doubt anyone paid €80m for your mum.

Bad. This was their easiest game of the group.

Embarrassing performance. No plan and no purpose until the last few minutes.

No, with one point they have more chances of ending 3th and having EL in their way while focusing on the scudetto

bad, but honestly a loss would have been major drama

Of course it is. Now they just have to win against Dortmund and Barça lol

they got jewed kek, shan't be watching inter milan ever again lads, pure meme team.

My god Inter are shit

That sounds like a good thing though

Bad but good if you look at the way they got outplayed tonight.

the future scudetto winners drawing against slav farmers? no, it couldn't be...

Slavia were the better team an choked away a couple fo good chances, Inter was lucky to get away with a point, but Salvia is also the worst team in the group losing points to them is really worrying

well, that's GONDE for you

>slava praha
>easiest game in the group

laughing at you

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>Barca Dortmund ends 0-0
>Sparta leads the group

losing points to them at HOME. I honestly expected inter to choke against them but in the rematch

that's not inter style

Anyone got stream for the redbull game? gonna be an exciting one, lots of goals.

Terrible, Inter is basically already eliminated.

>Conte in Europe
i kek every time

Napoli is going to get fucked

ERA

Chucky will score.

I'm glad he's gone too, but he'll do the same thing for Inter like at United: score against the shitters. Many shitters in the Serie A for him to bully so overall it's a good buy for them.

Seriously though why is the Napoli stadium so empty. It’s kind of crazy ADL could improve his profit by like 20% if he just got people in there

nobody buys tickets in those lower stands because you can't see shit. It wouldn't even be worth 5€

yikes. desu its new coach and 8 new players so ill give conte an europass this season but still yikes

>merdans
what a waste. Could've been a goal

>Parma announced they will “sanction” Yann Karamoh, on loan from Inter, after he failed to turn up for a training session.

yeah ngubu just fuck my fanta up

are there any photos showing the view from the lower stands during a game?

why dont they hang a banner in that section during the game>?

I feel like at this point, neither the club nor the city give a shit about the stadium. Investing even a cent would feel like too much of a favour for the other party.

Damage control

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thats not the bad, especially if you were on the sideline. They should give the tickets away or let kids take field trips to games and sit in those sections.

Cope

p-pls no bully. will see how rube does they are in similar situation

Lmao, I know that feel

Called it

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>an choked away a couple of good chances,
Yeah Inter totally didn't do the same but 3x worse

Salzburg!

What went right?

Reminder that Juventus is the most corrupt club in the world.
Milan is literally midtable, I hope they become Palermo tier.
Napoli is a provincial team, small, no history, shithole stadium.
Roma teams are bottlers, shit clubs, no even worth talking about.
Thinks twice before laughing motherfuckers, we may have lost against a team of Slovakistan or whatever thefuck that country is, you'll never stop being shit and we are one step further every time.

a lot

>we may have
>we are
Customers...

they didn't yeah

Is Haland the next goat?

Ah fuck I've been here for too long, can't tell anymore whether someone's actually serious or it's just bantz

What did the best defender in the world mean with this?

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Why isn't Di Lorenzo starting for the NT yet? Literally the only decent RB we have

bc florenzi is better

What did the best defender in the world mean by missing the ball and leaving Mertens alone in front of the net?

lads this game is so boring. When is someone gonna scora

4 out of the 6 matches tonight are all 0-0

>manolo ass

Was Manolas always this shit?

Dortmund looks quite impressive, Sancho finna bouta dab on >us

What's wrong with 2nd half Nabule?

(You)

>(me)

based radio kiss narrator

It's Nabules year fras. They're getting treble

>implying they're not gonna concede at the end like always
away liverpool is so shit tho

>Napoli losing points with le dribbly drobbly scugnizz subbed off
impossible

It's happening

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>lelpool

>Van Dick

who's our team to root for
besides valencia, maybe

>man mountain la
>best defender in the world la
EPLel blown out

>Netherlanders in charge of defending
more like Neverlands amirite lmao

Imagine rating Inter over Napoli lmao

Just saw the Inter score, I knew it would be useful one day

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By the end of the season Ancelotti will have more cl titles than jj and inda combined
Good night /seriea/

Florenzi is shit

Can we finally agree that Insigne hold Napoli back?

My boy Llorente

Napoli have looked capable of going deep in CL since Mazarri days but always find a way to choke.

b-bros... *____*

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>undefeated in CL
Yep, I'm thinking this is our year fras

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Hello darkness...

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twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1173936631948152832?s=19

Why did Higuain go ape?

De Ligt stole his nutella jar

Boomer rage

Too soon

Hahaha, Koulibally literally sentenced their season vsJuve , its over for them in the league, lucky they are in an easy group so they won't get beaten up by Traktor FC in the Europa League.

nice streak of games you've got there Inter

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A number of Liverpool fans were attacked and injured in Naples ahead of tonight's Champions League clash.

Supporterswere reportedly surrounded by men on scooters at around 2pm and attacked with belts, a short time before anothergroup of fanshad glass bottles thrown at them.

OneLiverpool fan, who did not want to be named, told theECHO: "We were just trying to have a quiet drink before going to the apartment and had just paid our bar bill.

"Next minute we could see about 10 scooters flying down. They slowed right down and their faces were covered with scarves and helmets.

Crisi time

Good

>Barcellona

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Wtf I love Nabule now

And as usual, Sassuolo will be the worst defeat of them all

>wed right down and their faces were covered with scarves and helmets.
>napoli
>helmets
fake news

Brehs last year >we drew the easiest match of the group as well and still came this close to passing. The difference is just in the match order so we're not going to have last year's hype (which isn't a bad thing although I enjoyed it).

Wait, is this real

doesn't look shopped, I can tell by the pixels

do you guys like my gf?

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>falseflagging interista pretending to be a falseflagging gobbo delusions

What's her rank on Xvideos?

don't be rude
she's a news anchor, not a pornstar

ah yes, journalism, the oldest profession in the world

damn I thought MJ was dead

some years ago when she was younger... damn, our kids will look amazing!

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Mario Rui, get back in bed. You deserve the rest

>napoli
>reaching CL quarterfinals
>ever

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based

El Salvador is an unironic Inter taliban. He's the equivalent of Albania to Milan. Albania has give up now though - and I understand him.

Goals have been invented to generate hell.

t. patrician 0-0s matchdays enthusiast

Great Golazzo is coming back October 14

>somehow Juve banning their own customers is a good thing
I don't think I understand

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I hope he dies

Wtf, I love Hungary now

>free tickets and consumations or else they'll shout nigger
>customers

What's funnier about this is that probably the ambusher weren't even at the stadium and just needed an excuse to wack and rob some people

>free tickets
not all of them

They didn't denounce all of them

But many are going to protest against Juve, meaning that they won't get any money from those fans. It's a loss

Legality should be more important than money, and if the whole curva doesn't buy tickets, they will just get replaced by normal fans. Actually, I believe that's agnelli's goal, removal of ultras and substitution by customers

>Actually, I believe that's agnelli's goal, removal of ultras and substitution by customers
>getting rid of the few who cared about Juve and replacing them with customers
JJust

>few who cared about Juve
>2 years of protests and no supporting because they can't illegality resell tickets
The earlier >we get rid of scumbags, the better. And I speak of all /seriea/

>all of /seriea/ getting rid of scumbags
but that would mean empty threads!

>already bought jj-verona tickets
Should I bring a bat?

Nah, just shout NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER for the whole match so the stadium gets closed for a few matches. Avenge your brothers in arms

Pancrazio updated the fantacomfy guys
>still top 5 after that trash matchday
Praise the heavens

Oh wow it didn't really go that bad for me compared to the 2nd matchday

Also to add to that, fuck D.Costa for ruining my fanta

That's the plan for most top table teams. Milan, Inter, Roma, Lazio and even Napoli. They want cardboards that come to the match 2 hours earlier to buy stuff at their shop, eat at their restaurants and enjoy the plastic atmosphere, with the match coming last and just for fun.
They have no time for people who complain when the team doesn't win shit for 10 years (and that includes normal non customer fans). Just look at how impossible it was to protest Pallotta at Olimpico last season. Roma fans had to go on away matches to be able to put up banners against him.
They hide behind the violent/criminal Ultras boogeyman but it's simple excuse and, since Ultras are retarded, they're more than welcome to help them continue with this shit.

Lmal well deserved. Based napolecani

twitter.com/OfficialASRoma/status/1174231823615954945?s=19

Yup, kino is back on the table.

Dubs and "Er Derby de Roma®" Europa League 2019/20 final

H-heh

>Still in third
Ayyy lmao

Looks awesome, flat lines on the sleeves instead of the edgy lightnings fix everything. Kino collar too.

also fuck clubs for not tagging the qts

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3 > 2 >>>>>> 1

Italian women are disgusting

t. Errone

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2>3>1

3>2>1

1>3>2 unironically

>had to play in 10 men
>went from 7th to 2nd
kek how did that happen? Too bad Costa and Under are both dead for months now so i'll inevitably sink

>Napolecani pretending it was a penalty
Yikes

I fucking HATE Sirigu, Paqueta and being a dumb fuck for starting Caputo instead of Donnarumma
At least i went from 30th to 28th

and myself for being a dumb fuck*

Sorry no room for irrelevant "club" during euro week

>back to top 10
nice

Father Hateboer by bus to Champions League-debut son: 'Lots of fun'.

For Hans Hateboer, 18 September 2019 will be a date he will not soon forget. The right back will almost certainly start when he and Atalanta Bergamo make their debut in the Champions League against Dinamo Zagreb on Wednesday evening.

Both the Beertster and his Italian employer have never played in the Champions League before. And so many supporters of Gli Orobici follow their team in the direction of Zagreb, a journey of more than six hours. Among them is Hans Hateboer's biggest fan: his father André.

Nice place
'Yes, I'm the only Dutchman here. But that doesn't make it any less pleasant', says André, laughing, while he's on the phone in a supporters' bus. He's got a nice spot in the bus, right behind the driver. We're driving by Verona now and it's great fun here', he says around 09:30.

He is in one of the twenty busses with Atalanta supporters who left from Bergamo towards Croatia this morning at 08:00 hours. Everyone in the bus is singing all the time, especially when they realised that I was in it too. It's really crazy here.

From the top of their lungs
When he asks his fellow passengers if they want to play one of those songs, almost fifty Italians start a song about Hans Hateboer from the top of their lungs. André can hardly be heard because of the noise. But the atmosphere is good, that's clear', he says.

Hans Hateboer's debut in the billion-dollar ball will not only be seen from close up by his father. His other two sons, Thijs and Koen, also travel to Zagreb as supporters to see their brother take part. They take the plane on Wednesday morning.

Joke
The fact that he himself is in one of the supporters' buses and doesn't get on the plane like Thijs and Koen, was initially started as a joke. But there's a big Hans Hateboer fan in Bergamo, who said to me: if you want to go on a bus, I'll take care of it for you. And before I knew it, I had a place in the bus. Sometimes you have to do crazy things in life.

André has a lot of confidence in his son's Champions League debut. Of course I talked to him for a while and they are very much looking forward to it. I think they are going to win. This is the highest stage on which you can play soccer and Hans is writing a new chapter in his boys' book tonight.

Kick-off
The kick-off is tonight at 21:00 hours in the Maksimir stadium, when Dinamo Zagreb takes on Atalanta Bergamo at home. The Italians are supported by 3300 supporters in Croatia.

Kino moment desu.

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>"it's not like i touch the players and they become swans"
Is Conte still seething about Marotta not signing The Swan of Sarajevo?

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Kek did he really say that? Way to motivate your players

>embarrassing yourself when this beauty watches you
Inda...

Is that the Lebanese slag from the #notforeveryone videos?

yeah sans the braids

I like braids

Watch your mouth

Hella based

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yes

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Hahaha watch this

>tied for first
>5th
>30th

TUMBLING DOWN

They are all traps

I like her better without the braids
she doesn't have the true slag look like a lotta girls, she's a bit more beautiful. braids are total slag/fuck pig material. That said, the more I see these kits the more I think they're actually good.
Wtf, I want to buy one now

the dick only makes it better

7th here, AMA

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Having something is better than not having anything

Is Di Lorenzo good lads? Should be in the Italy squad.

dios mio that midfield is literally milan tier

Milan has a better midfield though

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??????

D-Did they die

Is this the infamous de Ligt's incident I've seen mentioned here?

Kek, I'm glad to see then that Buffon taught him how to curse in Italian

youtube.com/watch?v=45ZcD7hvs8U

Fuck this insectoid, >we want Astrid BACK

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>Tfw fucked up my own car today

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What's with Inter and paying slags to pretend they give a fuck about the team?

Trying to rake in the betabucks.

Because people who support Inter are the same type of person that gives money to Twitch thots

>De Rossi will never call you two days in a row from the other side of the planet to cheer you up
why even live

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Is there a site where to buy Lautaro's bathing water?

nah this happened in my area early this summer
they got away relatively unscathed thanks to their car, but they completely wrecked it and got sued by the city for damage for destroying the roundabout

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>GdS: Castillejo could start at trequartista vs. Inter
They're also saying he's back to his 4-3-1-2 autism

Why couldn't Napoli fill up at least half of their stadium last night? It was a CL game with the European champions. I've noticed that Serie A games, besides maybe Juventus (and Fiorentina?) hardly fill their stadiums up. It wasn't like this in the 90's?

Inter games are always filled

Always? I've seen plenty of matches (last season) where it was half at most? Anyways, why is there a drop in overall attendance though? Lack of interest or motivation by fans or it a pricing thing?

>a Giulia died for this

Me in the bottom left

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Hes dressed like a midwestern politician campaigning.

Juventus Stadium is not much larger than my living room so it's not hard to fill it up. The San Paolo lower ring is notoriously shit so neapolitans don't even bother. I can't recall the last time San Siro had less than 45k people, Inter has a 60k average attendance

shitty olympic stadium is my guess. better off watching on tv.

this
average attendance in 2017/18 was 58 000 and 62 000 in 2018/19 while maximum capacity is around 80 000

So am I mistaken? Overall, across the whole league, is the attendance roughly the same since the 90's?

Idk user Google the stats yourself, but in San Siro it's record high

I did google, same answers as you gave. I just thought there might be a reason for it, like pricing or Italian wages etc. Thanks anyways.

No it's down a lot, but Napoli lower ring are a fringe case because of how shit it is.
In the 90s Roma had like 50k average and the team was absolute shit, but even now they would fill Juventus stadium in the bat of an eye. And so would Lazio and Napoli probably.

>youre still alive
feels bad man

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Inter and Milan are always first and second in attendence, it doesn't look that way because S.Siro has 80k seats while Juventus' toilet has less than 40k. Napoli had 40k last night as well it looks always empty because nobody wants to go in the first rows because you can't see shit from there

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Wish I weren't desu, not even Juve losing would make me happy

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Olmo will dab on Atalanta.

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2019, we are forgotten

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what happened frà

>cuadrado
there was a time i was vehemently against signing chiesa but it might be a saving grace at this point

Reminder that statistically, Bologna should be in first place

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>went into a tight bend
>some mongoloid cuts into my lane from the opposite direction
>swerve right to avoid him
>bang my rear wheel into the sidewalk
>now I hear distinct metal on metal squeals coming from the wheel when driving/turning right

Mad as fuck rn

>tfw driver license since 3 years but never drove alone because too scared

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Where's Morata?

...

¡SIM!

How old are you? I'm 25 and don't have one, which isn't that weird here if you live in a big city, because of the stereotypical bicycles

scared of what? There's nothing a person in the passenger seat can do to make the travel safer anyway

Injured I think

>Tonight vs Atletico Madrid, Juventus have started just one Italian player in a Champions League match for the first time in their history

>muh golf 2

You'll learn best by driving alone and driving your own (not your dads) car. Just relax and let go of the clutch slowly, that's like 80% of driving

24, I took it when I was 21 and only drove with my father.
In the next years I ended up never actually needing to drive so I didn't bother anymore, I think I haven't touched a wheel in more than a year

>golf 2
Jesus christ no, now I'm mad too

Actually it's even worse, it's a Fiesta

so it begins...

NEW

>no /seriea/
fuck off

just make a new /seriea/ thread meming juve getting Joao'd later

may as well watch verratti dab on madrid then

>Trevisani and Adani
well Sky really wants me to watch PSG Real

What game should I watch? Atalanta or Juve?

Chadtalanta

what team do you root for?

>Gasperini gets exposed
oh who would have thought

Inter

then watch Juve

Yikes

>Icardi moving and playing with the team
heh based

well the jury’s out on danilo

Juve is so shit holy shit

>Sarri still going for a zone marking
>against fucking Atletico out of all the teams
PLEASE BRING BACK ALLEGRO ALREADY

Maybe he actually does well enough to have PSG fork out

The Zone wants to be respected. Otherwise it will punish.

>Joao Mario assist
fuck me

reminder I warned you all about Atalanta last season and you didn't believe me

And what did you exactly say about Atalanta?

theyre still doing a better job than milan and roma

that their intensity was the only thing that carried them to a CL spot but once they would meet teams that managed to play with the same or more they would get btfo and badly.

how is cuadrado a footballer

Cuadrado's good, it's Danilo so far who's worrying me. I never thought I'd say this but I hope De Sciglio comes back asap

>Cuadrado's good
2015 called grandpa

Well, good compared to B.Heskey and Costa (injured)

lol
bernard is not good but tries to play sarri ball, cuadrado still plays allegriball with random crosses at infinitum

>the atalanta meme is over
finally

>Mapooidi

thanks god the contracts of the niggers expire next june

*renews his contract with 1 million more*

forgot pic

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Which nigger? We have plenty

cuadrado and matuidi

They cute

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hands of a 50 yo

Well he is a 46 year old that spent a lot of time in the sun

>they didn't rate Cuadrado

...

Did Bonucci finally get good? He's playing pretty good today

apologize mfrs

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holy mother of god

His weak foot too!

JEFE?

THE SQUARE

Apologize

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>Danilo
CAM ON DE SCIGLIO CAM BACK

Higgy going from SEETHING to celebrating in a flash kek

*cancelo

In two years frà, let him first depreciate a bit by warming the bench

>"Yes you will replace Dybala, pretty boy"

Who's cuter? Dybala or Felix?

>Khedira trying to kill the ref

ABMatuid's on suicide watch

FUCK
YOU

the post that saved /seriea/

Did Sarri re-unlock Alex Sandro?

unironically yes, but gotta give Allegri credit for teaching him how to defend.

lel

LOL
KYS

seethe

yeah. haven’t seen him playing this well since his first season at juve. looks a lot more energetic going forward and covered de ligt’s ass vs napoli and fiore

HERE WE GO

Was it de Ligt's fault?

yes

szceszny

WHAT THE FUG

Only falseflaggers will say so

>it took 78 minutes for Danilo to make a decent cross
MATTIA PLS COME BACK I'M SORRY FOR WHATEVER MEAN THING I SAID ABOUT YOU

Remember that one goal 5 times and you are forgiven

Who was that got jumped over? Danilo? I only saw a shit quality video of the goal.
Anyway it's his fault

I wish for another one, I want him to cheer so much again
>again Danilo being SHIT
Either Danilo or A.Sandro, couldn't really tell. Probably the former

NO ERA

ERA

no era tb.h

RamGOD IN

Rambo IN

FUG

user was right all along

>zone marking
GEE, HOW COULD IT HAPPEN
HEH

Should have been 3-2

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I hate Adani so fucking much, and Trevisani as well, hope they lose their jobs

That game was FUN

Poort little Atalanta tho

meh

Well, it's been a good match and also very fun
BUT
Sarri should just drop the fucking zone marking already, seriously.

Reminder Trevisani spent years falseflagging as a Roma fan in a radio station

Well looks like PSG annihilated Halal

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