2019-20 MVP Edition
NE:AB and lawyer respond; denies allegations
DAL:Report: Gallup (meniscus) out 2-4 weeks
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NYG:Shurmur declines to name Eli Week 3 starter
PIT:Big Ben headed for season-ending surgery
NO:Brees out 6 weeks with torn thumb ligament
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>there are no "bad" teams in the AFCE
what went wrong?
That's not Patrick "Shootout every Sunday" Mahomes, though
>there are no "bad" teams in the AFCS
True
Lamar Jackson >>>>>>>>>>> Baker Memefield
>84 million united states dollars guaranteed
he's like the bitcoin of qbs
Someone signed him to be a starter.
Is Mahomes better than Brady or will be better than Brady?
JIMMY!
True.
Based Dakposting
>Brees injured
>Big Ben out for the season
>Madden Curse for Kermit
Well I guess the patriot are going to have a 7th lombardy then
Out of the league by 2021
>there are no "teams" in the AFCE
Because there's only one.
Cowboys getting 6 and theres nothing you can do about it
>*chokes in your path*
>10 posts early
Memes aside...
Who's winning?
>TD gets called back due to phantom hold
No Darnold so Jets have a chance.
Cowboys will lose to >us in the playoffs
>Cowboys
>making it past the divisional
Making predictions this early is pointless, but it'll probably end up being an NFCW team again
probably browns
Browns. They're getting the 6th seed because the AFC is hot garbage
Are you seriously claiming you were refballed by the LIONS? Because if you are, you're fucking hilarious
Who cares it's fun
No
>TD gets called back due to phantom hold
6 wins total? I think they can do 9 if they try.
An ugly browns win on the strength of Nick Chubb and Njoku. Baker Mayfield throws two picks and a TD.
>tiki OP
Browns
Remember that time you filled a suit for rape, got married the next Sunday and met with the NFL to talk about it the next day? Yeah me neither
Get ready for The Catch Pt IV Jimmy to Kittle over the Middle.
patsfaggot general got btfo
he just needs to start his coaching career already.
I love wholesome family man Phil but there's just no point in him continuing
>imblyng kittles n bits will be anything but a flash in the pan
Jimmy will be injured in 4 weeks
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You can only reply to this post of your team is 2-0
>not so fast Jests, D*lphins, Brownies, Bungals, Stoolers, Clots, Toxins, Jags, Titoons, Raiders, Chorgers, Broncucks, Iggles, Giants, Redskins, Detoilet, Viqueens, Shitcago, Cuckaneers, Failcunts, Aints, Panthers, Retardinals
Um user he's a record holder and an elite blocker. He's the best TE in the league all banter aside.
Browns. Jets don't have Darnold and Le'Veon wasn't convincing verus the Bills
Phil as a coach would be incredible, I can already picture him going off on the sideline.
>tfw Daniel "Nick" Mullens leads the 49ers to an undefeated season in three years after Jimmy tears his 5th reconstructed ACL
Why is this nigger so overrated?
Detoilet here, still undefeated.
>lol burrs
>lol viqueens
DELETE THIS YOU ARE NOT 2-0
The Vikings are morons
cope
>yfw the Clots meme their way to a playoff run
and then he'll get injured and become irrelevant
Press B to Back Dak
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Reminder that Ryan Fitzpatrick put up 800 yards and 8 TDs in the first two games of the 2018 season
Based! Bills are my favorite AFC team. Hawks - Bills superb owl would be absolute kino
where is the pats loss?
>Kurt Cucksins
GMs would do well to heed SKEEEEEUUULP's wisdom.
You may only reply to this post if your team is 2-0
Woah woah not so fast
Jets
Dolphins
Raiders
Chargers
Broncos
Browns
Bengals
Steelers
Colts
Texans
Titans
Jaguars
Eagles
Giants
Redskins
Cardinals
Lions
Vikings
Bears
Buccaneers
Falcons
Saints
Panthers
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feelsgoodman
Chiefs in regular season
I'm going to reply even though >My team is 1-1.
Do something about it.
Played Cardinals and Miami, two of the worst teams in the NFL. CBS sports radio Jew John Feinstein had a segment race baiting all the white QBs that went in the draft before him this morning. That's Baker, Allen, Rosen, Darnold. I'd wait awhile to crown him
>cucks on ESPN saying mutthomes is greatest player of all time
loving every laugh
Jets backup will meme them to a win
Based!!
Would feel bad for stoolers fans but they're mostly fucking idiots
Will say Mason Rudolph was my dude going into the 2018 draft and I was mad as hell we took Lamar over him. Your season is far from over
wow that's a lot of teams with at least one loss
you'd think with them being professional athletes and all a good 70-80% would be undefeated this early
0-0 tie
Because he beat two shit teams and 'expert' commentators are nutting themselves about le hall of fame
unrealistic
Because fantasy football redditors don't actually watch the games or understand football, at all.
>follow Saints and Eagles
>both are already doomed
Who do I follow now?
>1-0-1
>0 losses
The dolphins
Stick with 1 team faggot
replying and theres nothing you can do about it
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Still just one win though
Is this the year of player changes for every other team, but the Patriots go up and get the 7th with Tom clean and uninjured?
>imagine not being apart of the NFCW
Why do other teams even try?
You can only reply to this post if your team has lost to the rasm this season.
>Austrian gets embarrassed in earlier thread because he makes up facts, disappears afterward
>comes back
Don’t think I’ve forgotten, Adolf.
Cope, dilate, have sex
Does Brady retire if the Pats go 19-0?
There will be more because Americas Team is going to keep on winning
cringe
Fuck all of you but also based and NFCWpilled
There’s some colored black folk moving in next door. Should I go say hello?
bold
josh a;;enn is the best qb of his class. no debate
Fuck they’re just TOO GOOD! I’m willing to admit they deserved to be NFC champions now
Tommy's gonna with 7 no matter what the rest of you faggots do. Put him against the NFC All Pros and he will shitstomp them. It's over for you cucks as long as he's in the league, which isn't ending soon.
Why does he make you so mad, /nfl/?
WE DEM BOYZZZ
Why didn’t you post in the offseason or after they lost in the playoffs?
He already said he'd play til he's 45.
I'd call a realtor desu
NO LOSSES
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it pisses me off whenever the ravens do good period
Take them a watermelon as a sign of neighborliness
Unironically true
He doesn’t make me mad though, he makes me money via DraftKings(TM).
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Whatch his playoff performance
>6. Bills might actually be right
taylor rapp droty and half asian chad of the year
youtu.be/IjvfFpHAKCI
AB farting at doctors office
this dude is a raunchy terell owens
LEL
You can only reply to this post if your team will have a loss this season
Sorry:
Pats
Cringe because Rasms but based because NFCW
Lol I can take a loss. Unironically had to do some work for uni. But you were right about Andrew Cuck being sacked a lot those 4 years. I still find that that's too easy an explanation for his weak physical condition. There are QBs like pic related that took comparably many sacks and are pretty much never hurt
I'm ready to crown you division champs, but there's some tough games you've penciled Ws in. Saints, Bears, Packers, Vikings, even Bills.
Buffalo is an 8-8 team at best
I screencapped the guy who screamed autistically about me making that pick for a full week, I can’t wait to post them again in December.
How’s your transformation going seacuck?
>NOOOOOOOOOO IT ISNT FAIR LEV BELL COME BAAAAAAAAAACK
i stand behind my QB10
same numbers don't lie
>2012 vs 2014
Why do people give a shit about trannies all of sudden
I miss pre-election /nfl/, when we could still freely make fun of the us12s Seahawks tranny and Sackorpick was made fun of mostly because of IM THE MAN IM THE MAN IM THE MAN commercials
>6. Bills
you know the Hawks are doing something right when seething anons on Yea Forums are getting out those old pics again
ALL I KNOW IS JIMMY
LETS GO GET 5 WINS
WE CAN CALL IT JIMMY
PUT IT DOWN ON JIMMY
PUT IT DOWN ON JIMMY
I LIKE THE WAY HE MOVE
PUT IT DOWN ON JIMMY
PUT IT
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the AFC is fucking trash - steelers suck, browns are the browns, entire south division sucks. Bills may go 10-6
digits always speak wise truths.
Probably for the best so you can recover his fumbles and batted passes
fucking kill me I hate being on primetime
I dont even like dem goyz but
>saints without brees and an exposed secondary
>bears with trubisky playing as bad as he is
>vikings with kirk coupons
those look like very likely wins to me. Packers should be an actual fight and Bills look like a trap game
Saints without Brees?
Bears will be a test, I think this offense will come out ahead. Too many weapons to scheme for.
I don't feel scared of the packers either. Rodgers is good enough to pick apart weaker defenses easily but Cowboys defense is better than that
>Vikings and Kirk
Bills who?
that was cohen who fumbled wk 1 you fat retard
I'd be surprised if they don't go 8-0 at home. And Trucucksky was shit early last year too, they barely beat the Cards by a margin of 2
Fuck the aints
Is Carson Wentz a bust or overhyped but average? For me? He’s like his wife. Pretty in some years but a 6/10.
Is David Montgomery the real deal or is he just a meme
call the police saying you are witnessing a burglary by blacks
give it 20 minutes and at least one will be shot dead
>America's team
>NE:AB and lawyer respond; denies allegations
Fucking duh?
>28 games played
>16 fumbles
Their D is elite. And the O is balanced and capable. 2 games against Dolphins and another against Jets. If they beat the Bengals next week (home opener) they're basically 6-0 already.
>5-3
That throw he made last night shows he is naturally talented but glass body
I love how this comes up in every thread, as if 2/3rds of the entire NFC aren't complete fucking trashbag teams who will go 4-12 or worse this year...keep smoking that meth retard.
>beat miami the worst team ever
lets see how he does against better competition
i do think he could be decent though
>Implying
What's his nickname, /nfl/?
>Mmmm this cake sure is delicious.
the red-nosed reindeer
RuGod
Top tier spaghetti bowl
>lolphins have given up over 100 points in just 2 games
Bridgewater is good,
you haven't faced good Ds yet like Minn and Chi, Packers basically just still have Rodgers,
and Bills have elite D maybe trap game.
Original 6. Bills fag
Here’s are my updated predictions:
AFC
1. Patriots
2. Chiefs
3. Colts
4. Ravens (was Steelers before preseason)
5. Titans
6. Bills
NFC
1. Cowboys (was Eagles before preseason)
2. Rams (was Panthers before preseason)
3. Packers (was 49ers before preseason)
4. Falcons (was Bears before preseason)
5. Bears (was Falcons before preseason)
6. 49ers (was Packers before preseason)
Where user was right:
>browns are a meme
>jets are a meme
>colts will be fine without Luck
>bills will sneak into the playoffs
>saints won’t make the playoffs
>jaguars are a meme
Where user was wrong:
>ravens aren’t a meme
>eagles aren’t the best NFC team
>rams are still excellent
>cowboys are legit dangerous
>vinatieri not retiring yet
boring
the fuck are you on about retard
>Implying you'll win against the Packers
OH NO NO NO AINTS WHAT HAPPENED I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAVE US
I wonder which team will pop off out of nowhere midseason
The vikes when Kirk is benched
Dude go through the Conference
Patriots
Chiefs
Chargers
Ravens? They've looked good but have played the 2 worst teams
And then there's a clusterfuck of the Titans/Browns/Colts/Texans/Bills where who knows how they'll end up. every one of them could go 10-6 or 6-10 - we don't know
>Still sleeping on the Packers D
Your funeral boss.
Simple math says that after week 1, 50% will be 0-1 barring a tie.
why is pft so obsess with ruining AB life with these allegations without credible evidence?
Bucs with some meme magic.
>Since turning 46, Adam Vinatieri has missed 5 out of 14 extra points and half of his field goals
Dolphins, Fitzmagic's pulling his normal schtick, BUT IN REVERSE!
all about those clicks
Unironically falcons.
the dolphins were serious about making the wors team ever
>And then there's a clusterfuck of the Titans/Browns/Colts/Texans/Bills where who knows how they'll end up. every one of them could go 10-6 or 6-10 - we don't know
You can say that for a shitload of NFC teams too.
Bros is the QB position soon going to be all black players?
Panthers. They still have a good roster just need Cam to step up. Brees injury helps too
15-0 Patriots vs 0-15 Dolphins in week 17 is going to be the ultimate trap game.
Well the Cowboys will be the best offense you'll have faced when you play them.
Fitzmagic will play the Dolphins out of the first pick
>Thought the Saints were gonna be a competitive team and give us a great game
>NoW Drew Brees is out
Easy 10-0 start here we go.
The Jets. Sam Darnold will be like his USC form when they won the best Rose Bowl game.
>almost losing to Carson Wentz injured their best receivers injured
>Mexican coaches
Do you think I'm conference fagging or something? Because I'm not. The NFC is garbage too, like the Cowboys are going to be the 2 seed.
Blah blah blah shit happens
I’m a USC alum and Darnold is overrated as fuck, he and Helton both got carried by all the talent surrounding them. When JuJu left he became ass
Based.
White people don't want early onset Alzheimer's and a crippling dependency on pain pills.
>Had Panthers as second seed
>Not in where user was wrong
Mike Florio is a big time left wing activist faggot. He hides in a compound in West Virginia and starts shit. Racial shit (Kaepernick) and culture war shit like "believe all women" etc
I think the Bills will be a team that people should keep an eye on moving forward. I'm not a Bills fan but having lived in WNY for most of my life this team looks and feels like no other team I've seen before.
>still drafting USC QBs
pls senpai, we love you but we're afraid of what you've become
I like the stooler crying with out big bens bloated corpse leading them to a mediocre 6 win season.
I also like that they are completely retarded when it comes to Rudolph's ability as a QB. He was in a pretty big collegiate rivalry with Baker Mayfield. And the chip on his shoulder to shit down Memefields neck is going to be absolutely massive.
The eagles are a playoff team and will likely win their division after the cowcucks actually play real NFL teams.
Don't play dumb with me you faggot spic
49ers so long as they avoid another injury curse
Yup. Funny how no media people who shit on the Giants/Gettleman for taking Barkley over Darnold still haven't admitted that they may have been wrong at this point
Same with the people who shit on the Redskins for firing that drunk Scott McCloughan who drafted Josh Doctson and tried to give Kirk Cousins a long term extension
If you had difficulty beating that philly team you’re screwed.
The Eagles are the most overhyped team in the league, though
because nfl fans are retards and click the link every time and then florio thinks his hot takes are justified by the traffic, he'll even admit it on his show
same faam
Kaepernick has cursed them for 100 years sorry bro enjoy Jimmy G until his ACL snaps again.
>white people
Not anymore. It’s dallas and Baltimore.
Summertime lover~
FUCK BDUBS
I eat there all the time but now I'm boycotting their asses
he was unironically never a top 12 qb. Just in the right place at the right time. R* fags tried to warn you, bro.
Gimme one chance I’ll fuck you like a brother
Rudolph is gonna be really fucking good. Don't know if he will be right away but at the very least he always knew how to hit James Washington in stride unlike rape
Took you long enough fat fuck
I genuinely have no idea what your retarded ass is on about. I think you replied to the wrong post, just save face now and I wont have to embarass your dumbass any further
i think it might be time for your daily dose
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>The Eagles are the most overhyped team in the league
>Who are the Cleveland Browns?
disgusting steroid flavorless meat sugar syrup wings
wingstop masterace reporting in
They passed on Darnold, Allen, AND Jackson, tho I don't think anyone had Jackson that high. And Saquan's being fucking amazing has only reinforced how taking a RB that high is dumb because it hasn't mattered the Giants have been absolute ass. The only thing that will absolve them is if Daniel Jones is really good. Which is possible.
I think they'll win 12 games and get into the owl still.
>wings from any chain restaurant
Disgusting
Let me guess, your local hick ma and pa hole in the wall has the world's best everything?
And Rosen
NONE of those faggots are that good
shitpostan thread
He got hit all game long but still fought back. If only fucking Agholor caught that shit REEEEEEEEEE
Allen and Jackson have lead their teams to more wins than Saquan Barkley.
>all three florida teams started 2-0
>fell off an endless cliff immediately after
Buncos on suicide watch
fucking hicKEKKKKK
Darnold and Rosen have looked like dog shit so far in their careers. Juries still out on Allen and Lamar but both have massively surprised me for sure
I live in a major city, retard. You are a seething double digit IQ troglodyte, hicks are the ones who eat nothing but chains because that’s all that populates small towns.
Cope
Not him but I make my own. Also family businesses> corporate jew chains
>all 3 started 0-2 now
Winstreak confirmed
>pundits were saying that Rosen and Darnold were the two safest most pro-ready choices, that Allen and Jackson were surefire busts and that Mayfield would be a wild card
Lmao
>Tebow Time possibly coming back
Make it happen
>he thinks the jews aren't getting his money either way
say that to his face bitch
lol
kek no he isn't
last I heard about him was that he was trapped in AAA baseball with a
I'm going to need a Lions version of that for later in the season
You were 2-0!! how did you miss the playoffs?!!! Lafleur looked so promising!!
lamar and allen will be out of the league in 3 years, wtf is wrong with you
Jags,Bucs,Phins are going to get Lawernce,Fromm,Herbert,Tua so Florida soon will be the strongest football state in the World. Cant wait
It's not about keeping money away from Jews it's about putting it into the hands of my neighbors first. That's the first step to creating a community. If you don't make that first step then you'll never build anything. Enjoy feudalism 2.0 corporate Bugaloo
so the latest hit on AB is a unnamed source saying he sexually assaulted her by wearing a towel and farting in a doc office? this is so stupid on some tds shit.
>the Green Gay FudgePackers
C O P E
Why is that specific anime bitch associated with the puckers
If Blaine Gabbert and Josh Johnson are still around then Lamar and A;;en will still be around for a while.
*snap*
Just being able to hang in AAA is actually pretty impressive. Beseball is fucking hard.
Quick rundown on this cutie
die pedo
i'm gonna fuck you up bitch
>Eagles fans arent bas-
youtube.com
>green gay
lol oh no
what a stupid opinion to share
It's official bros. Henceforth the Dolphins Shall be known as the Lphins.
They have no D and no O. Only L's.
He's also going to have an actual offensive line. Something he never had. He also has that offense pumped to go out and make plays again. I almost feel bad he has to against the 49ers his first start. That team is playing fucking cut throat to put some respect on their name.
>you now remember Matt Miller had Darnold 1, Allen 2, Rosen 3, Mayfield 4
Clever.
this is just sad while the packers are winning
>green gay
>gayron gaydgers
>gaysconsin
kek lol oh no!
>replying to the samefagger
Injured by week 6
lol ohhhh no
There is literally nothing wrong with being gay.
because it makes puckers seeth like no other team can seeth.
heebie jeebies!
>tfwdbwdso
where did all the packers fans go?
Aaron Rodger shouldn’t you be practicing instead of posting on Yea Forums?
aaron gaygers kek
>click on rotoworld article
>get this
what the fuck is this shit
>QB in one league is drew brees
>damn
>had big ben as a backup QB
other league
>20 man, no backup QBs available
>nick foles goes down week 1
my fantasy year is over before week 2 is done with. thats some fucking bullshit.
Matt Miller also went Owen as a GM the absolute state of that CTE addled boomers football acumen.
Blue checkmarks on suicide watch
I can't wait for the NFL to make a decision on the Antonio Brown shit. One way or the other I just want it done. Suspend him 6 weeks or don't.
wtf is a blue checkmark
What are you even buying for that money?
>OH LAWDY I WAS JUST READING MUH BIBBLE AND ANTONYO RAPED ME WITH THE SEMUN.... 2 years ago
Bundle and save
Think you're getting Matt Miller (Bleacher Report) confused with Matt Millen (loins team president) lmao
>tits
Titans are BASED
Was it kino?
>Emmanuel Sanders likes this
Lmaoooooo
it's emanuel
The ability to trigger lads who no life fantasy football and develop their own draftboards all year long by just showing up and grabbing all their favorite sleepers two picks ahead of them.
Tbh I thought you misspelled Millens name and I didn't want to be pedantic as I'm totally unaware of the names of any bleacher report "journalists"
too bad AB will only get 8 games for raping 3 women
Imagine being so afraid of the colts you try to postpone the game by setting your own field on fire
true, but a sub .200 batting average is pretty bad, and he hasn't played since july when he injured his hand.
Eagles fans are subhuman
>Brady is going to break the TD record before Brees
>He's probably going to take the all-time yardage record too which could have been another touchstone on Bree's career
God this just fucking hurts so much. I feel so bad for Drew for this to happen in a season that was supposed to not only be his redemption from the last 2 years, but also a season for him to finally break these records and cement his legacy, and now it's in tatters.
Poor fucking guy.
I wonder (((who))) user means as well.
Kek
cant read
There is literally no way to argue against this. You may not like this /nfl/ but its the cold hard truth.
good job user. good job.
>stat padding domebabby can't even win the stat padding battle
Lmaooo get fukt
i hope they go 18-1 again
Giants win 31-30
Patriots won't beat Ravens, Eagles and Cowboys in a 3 week stretch
3 losses in there at minimum
Bills will take one. Or Ravens.
>flag
wait what
>Shiggles are gud
lol
>newfag doesn’t know that particular tripfag long predates the autistic New Zealander from last season
Lmao sorry Drew!
Jets. The Browns are a mess. They are a waste. They are a big, fat mistake.
*accepts responsibility for his faults and works to correct them for the betterment of his team*
*wins*
i thought he was ausfag
Lmao could you imagine if that actually happened and both teams dumped the Gatorade cooler on their coaches?
>viqueens
Nothing he said was wrong though.
He was
simple math says these guys are all pros and you should check again
no way half of them are losing
they're just too good
>the jets
>getting good things towards them
we finish 2-14 and draft tua. thats the only thing I expect this team to do
Taking a RB at #2 is retarded, fullstop. If you don't like the QB prospects, trade the pick for value and get a couple guys like Roquan Smith mid-first to help your trash defense. RBs are plentiful and replaceable. You could get 90% of Saqon's impact at a fraction of the price. Reddit fantasy football fags will try to refute this and fail.
>Draft Tua
How hilarious will it be when that kid ends up being a bust?
>bears are trash
With the same record
>loins are the loins
With a better record. Vicucks are hilarious with their mental gymnastics.
>the line for Dolphins-Cowboys is currently at -21.0
I'd make a cheeky bet but if Sunday was any indication it's probably not worth the memes
>he
Assuming Brees returns healthy, the Falcons' upcoming schedule is too hard to lock up the division
This whole upcoming QB draft class is a meme.
Literally won more playoff games the last two years than any team except the Patriots
I'm a kiwi just been living in Melbourne for the last 10 months
what am i looking at
>won't beat eagles
They are in shambles, injuries are going to absolutely make them a paper tiger.
>ravens
They are a paper tiger, lets see them up against a real team.
>Cowboys
This is their only game that could go either way.
worse because I would feel like shit. I just want a good QB for fucks sake on the jets that isnt going to fade away
Brees is done for at least the year. Even if he comes back in 6-8 weeks, he's nowhere near in practice to throw. It'll be like when the Packers tried to have Rodgers save the season in 17 and he threw 3 picks and got benched.
>bears aren’t trash
>loins aren’t trash
I didn’t realize that we’re forgetting everything except for the 2 weeks that have happened and pretending that they don’t matter.
>Literally won more playoff games the last two years than any team except the Patriots
With a QB that's no longer on the team and a meme double doink from last year! Truly impressive.
against a guy in foxboro of all places lmfao
>Pats go 18-1 and win the owl
I didn't say they won't beat any of those teams individually. I said they won't go 3-0 in that stretch especially with two of those being road games
I hope the browns win tonight
Pretty good.
>viqueens aren't trash
I didn't realize we were pretending Cousins can lead a team
Given that you coping faggots took until the fucking rams game to finally come to terms with the bears last year I think its fair to wait and see. Bears have the same record as they did at this point last year.
I hope Siemian and Lev dab on em and Gregg Williams shows he was the reason the Browns were in as many close games as they were last year
>the QB is the only player on the team
You’re so upset that you can’t even formulate an argument
I did at one point, but now they need to lose for the division to stay """competitive"""
>Rodgers still living rent free in beasr fans heads
LMAO KISS THE RING
How beta do you have to be to be booty blasted by Gregg Williams?
It goes @ Ravens > Bye Week > @ Eagles (also off bye) > Cowboys.
>Ravens
Ravens is totally reasonable to expect a win. That team has done nothing but fight two shit teams so far. The same could arguably be said for the Pats, but Steelers are better than the Dolphins and Cardinals, and we know what to expect with the Patriots.
>Eagles
Both teams are coming off a bye week. Eagles might have a couple players coming back from injury, who knows with Wentz. But it's off a bye and I think it's reasonable to expect the Patriots secondary to absolutely pick of Wentz with ease if the game last night is anything to go by. Really the only I see here is the O-line but it should be healthy by then.
>Cowboys
Cowboys aren't beating the Patriots in Foxborough.
Why are so many people acting like the Cowgirls are going to the owl? Enjoy your 10-6 season and a divisional round loss.
because they beat two easy teams and dallas fans have to get their ego up
Jets need to bring back a cybernetic-enhanced Pennington
It doesn't matter how good your recievers are if there's no one to get them the ball.
>2015
>Teddy does good and looks to be their franchise QB
>2016
>unfortunate injury ends Teddy's season
>"better trade a first and a 3rd for Bradford"
>Bradford does good
2017
>miscellaneous injury sidelines him for weeks and Teddy isn't reddy so Keenum starts
>Keenum does good
>2018
>LOL BYE GUYS WE GOT KIRK FOR 84 MILLION
>worst QB they've had for 5 seasons
Minnesota is historically terrible at handling QBs
I wish. but the jets are the most cursed NY team and it isnt even close
I dunno, ask OBJ and damarious randall
>someone knocked on my apartment door
>ignored it
>they knocked again
>keep ignoring it
>they keep knocking
What the fuck do I do?
>Shambles
They may be injured but they aren't devastating.
ask what's the secret password
Kirk CAN get them the ball so long as he isn’t trying to force situations.
god willing
"FUCK OFF NIGGER"
Dak and Lamar are schedule babbys
i still have the browns going 12-4
18-1 starts today
>100th Season
>QBs dying left and right
It's a curse, right? Out with the old, in with the new.
Power rankings!
1. Patriots
2. Chiefs
3. Cowboys
4. Packers
5. Rams
6. Ravens
7. Seahawks
8. 49ers
9. Bills
10. Texans
11. Colts
12. Chargers
13. Eagles
14. Titans
15. Bears
16. Falcons
17. Vikings
18. Lions
19. Saints
20. Browns
21. Raiders
22. Jaguars
23. Buccaneers
24. Steelers
25. Cardinals
26. Redskins
27. Broncos
28. Bengals
29. Panthers
30. Jets
31. Giants
32. Dolphins
fuck boomers man
Jerry has built ANOTHER dynasty and you are completely BTFO. See you in the Owl, faggot (you'll be watching from the couch).
Mayfield will tear his ACL + MCL tear thumb and elbow ligaments get concussed break his clavicle and catch mono from the Jets D tonight
>if he can stop doing the thing he's been doing all his career
Good luck
Still healthier than Luck
Hebert has a shot on a good team. The rest are busts waiting to kill a team.
4 of the 5 top TD passers are black and Russell Wilson and Jacoby Brissett are in a tie for 6.
The age of the white QB is over Yea Forums
Giving 2 receivers 1,000+ yard seasons means he can.
>pull your dick out
>slowly begin stroking until you are hard
>vigorously stroke your erect penis
*knock knock knock*
>open door
>COOOM ON DEM
>"COOOOM BIIITCH"
Mentally maybe
Can Tom Coughlin just fire this retard already?
Patriots not ranked high enough.
The top 3 QBs in the league are white: Brady, Dak, Mahomes
Stay mad, Quin'Darius.
Hi Dak, can't wait for your mid-season meltdown.
Is Mahomes actually white?
>big ben ded
Just give the Ravens the top playoff seed
You think that Kermit the frog sounding motherfucker is black?
80%, only a little dirty
Unironically only draft linemen in the 1st round unless you're almost certain of a franchise QB.
>why does everyone hate me so much?
i was wrong about lameme and owe you an apology
he's half. White mom, black dad who was an MLB pitcher
This guy wasted a historic defense and people actually thought he was good for getting the titans to 9-7. I am so tired of shitty coaching retreads like fucking brian schottenheimer still having an oc job.
texans too high
bucs too low
titans too high
other than that, fine list
nfl is filled with nepotism, it is what it is
to wit schottenheimer has russell wilson off to his best statistical and career start since the seahawks won the owl
I really don’t think the Bucs are that good, winston is still a mediocre passer and their defense isn’t great.
Buccs are bottom scrapers through and through
i don't really think they're that good either but they probably shouldn't be below the jags, who are 0-2
admittedly i was gonna say you can't rank them below the raiders too but then i remember they actually won week 1
>ravens
>number one seed
>after giving up 2 scores to criami
kek
go back
When was Doug Marrone on Titans coaching staff? Are you thinking of Mike Mularkey?
I think the Jags could probably beat them on a neutral field but it’s not like the Jags are world beaters either. If the Bucs keep winning, I’ll move them up.
I was thinking the same thing, user lost me
Lmao yeah that’s who, both are two of the most generic coaches that can coach teams to 8-8 records. Just younger jeff fishers.
>struggling with Arizona at home
OH NO NO NO
>5: Bills
Let me have this for one glorious week
Niners or Seahawks instead of vikings and Bills, Colts, or Titans instead of Browns. Otherwise pretty accurate
Who 1-1 here
Not me.
t. Cowchad
Here's your 100th season playoffs
Beaten but not broken. Once Hughes and Alexander are back, expect the defense to be locked up 24/7
What went wrong?
They’re imo going to be the 5th seed. If Josh Allen can limit turnovers the defense will do the rest, that roster is deep as hell outside the skill positions.
Obviously it’s all Todd Haley’s fault.
Eagle bros is it time to say Dougie P is a fraud and Frank Reich was the reason we won the Superbowl?
You’ve got to be smoking some good shit if you think the Texans are getting a 2 seed with that awful o line. They’re more of an 8-8 to 10-6 team.
she never consented
>Kurt Cucksins is his QB
>5-9001 against teams with a winning record
Your team is finished. See you in 5 years.
The 49ers and Seacucks aren't that good lmao
He's a disgusting fat body
CAPTAIN FATFUCK
LEADER OF MEN
Frank Reich is making the Colts look like they’re not going to miss Luck much, turned Marlon Mack into a 100 yard per game rusher, and made Eric Ebron from a bust into a weapon. He’s an offensive genius.
He pissed off his (((handlers)))
>Tom Brady is older than Ben by five years
What the fuck. Is it diet or just genes?
cringe
he over committed to the bulk
it's called being based
We are the kings of 9-7.
Roids
You scared rasm baby?
Also the kings of boring Espn wildcard games
What a fucking potato head!
That's what is under-rated about the Bills roster. They have insane depth everywhere. They're a very balanced team, just no real stars on offense.
>every team that starts hot finishes hot
and xeattle beat two jv teams by a combined 3 points
swap ravens and colts
nfc not bad
Fuck Drew Brees. I hope he languishes in misery.
No tomatoes
>Adam Schefter
>CB Jalen Ramsey’s agent asked for a trade after yesterday’s loss at Houston, league sources tell
@mortreport
and me
>The Jaguars have spoken with interested teams, but there is no current plan to trade Ramsey.
If Allen can take the next step, that roster will be lethal. His ceiling I think is a faster Luck.
Seethe
jets please get him....this defense needs more depth
Imagine if the Vikings picked him up.
>Rhodes
>Hughes
>Alexander
>Ramsey
FIRE THIS MAN
Cousins placed that team in cap hell.
Hopefully we’ll be more exciting once OBrien is sent packing.
It sure is great that my team has a QB who's made of titanium and never gets hurt.
They would still have a Kurt Cousins qb
It would be just like this team to take the ultra-conservative coach's side and trade away the only top 5 pick they've had that wasn't a bust in the last 10 years
Chiefs have the need, cap room, and means to do it
What happened to Fowler
Shefter said that Jalen Ramsey requested a trade
Lmao don’t do it Jags. Suspend him and park him on the bench for the rest of the season of screaming like a baby at Marrone.
ben has always been fat
>Patriots defense averaging 1.7ppg in the first halves of games in the calendar year of 2019
*shuts you down for 30+ minutes*
LMAO
YES PLEASE
I forgot that Week 8 we get Holton Hill back. Not that he’s a big a relief as Hughes, but still. Better than putting safeties at Corner
traded to the rasm for a 3rd rounder
Man I wish the Patriots even needed a Ramsey just for another seethening
Trades to the Rams last year I think?
Raiders finna get this nigga
Based.
>tfw Bill Belichick literally shell shocks your HC
>green gay
>gayron gaydgers
>gaysconsin
jinkies!
Yes, I'm seething over the Vicucks dumpstering their franchise for Kurt Cucksins. lmoa
>Ramsey requesting trade
Why are Florida teams so shit, is it the water or the close proximity to the Bermuda Triangle or something
>screaming like a baby at Marrone.
But Ramsey was 100% right. If Marrone challenged the play Ramsey told him to, the Texans wouldn't have gotten a field goal and Jags would have won
We fucking suck without him. Seriously. I'm sick of going 2 quarters without being able to put together a proper drive. I'm tired off all our offensive talent going to waste and our QB getting put in danger. Howie needs to pull the trigger on something.
>He gets traded to the Buccs
kek
>rooting for the patriots like a faggot
you're definitely from sf
Will Kellen Moore do any better against Belichick than McVay did?
Mahomes is on pace for 56TDs and 6568 yards
Bermuda is over 1,000 miles from Florida you retard
early mvp votes
brady
lamar
dak
cook
thats it
Plastic surgery.
post >yfw the Raidas acquire Jalen Ramsey through trade
blacked-raw.com
test
That game was only "close" because of Wade Phillips. Anyone else will get blown the fuck out.
He won't have to because DEM BOYZ have an elite defense and not a bunch of has beens on 1 year FA deals trying to cash in on an Owl
Mahomes?
I dunno, watching the replay I couldnt see anything clear enough that would have overturned the play
leighton vagina-mesh got exposed though
Brady likely won’t get mvp this year due to a loaded roster. I think it’ll be either Mahomes or Lamar
Adam Schefter
One league source said he believes Jaguars’ CB Jalen Ramsey could be traded this week, that once there is a sideline confrontation between a head coach and a player, both sides have to move on.
For a team you don’t like, you sure are generous renting out your head for free to them.
hey buddy whats your fukken problem i told you thats it dont fukken ever reply to another one of my post or else
Fuck the Rams and FUCK the refs.
And an AFCCG exit
you lost fair and square
i wish there was a news article everytime the browns got fucked by the refs
I’ve sucked my pwn dick and you don’t see me complaining about it. Fucking Jags can’t be pussies and give in to the little bitch of a player that’s Jalen Ramsey.
Maybe you shouldn’t have had a dinosaur at QB
BREAKING NEWS: Jalen Ramsey requests trade from Jaguars after the coach act like a bitch
>yfw Ramsey then throws a fit to get released so he can go to the Chiefs
As if Goff will win anything
The refs took 7 points away from the saint
why did Connor Cook occur to me first
jalen RAMSey confirmed
hes coming home to DA BURRS
>Refs blow a scoop and score fumble taking 7 away from the Saints dead when all turnovers and scoring plays are reviewed anyway
>Fair and square
>inb4 "b-b-b-but you guys lost by more than 7!"
At the time the Saints would've had the lead. Don't act like momentum isn't a thing.
>rooting for your division rival from faveLA
>not rooting for the home town kid and eternal under dog Tom Brady
I know you're new to the NFL but let me clue you in on something; I would root for anyone anywhere anytime any sport any event before I ever wished good will upon the absolute shanty town of LA. I hope the San Andreas swallows you like memevay swallowed Bill's coom.
Cook who?
why don't you get a trip then
your team sucks bro lol
“Shut the fuck up you little bitch. You’re fucking suspended, Ramsey”
if a 2nd quarter no call is enough to completely take you out of a game your team fucking sucks. period.
Based turkbro
Patriots won't be able to beat the Chiefs at Arrowhead again
If >we suck, what does it say that you fags needed refs to beat >us?
>or Lamar
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
psspsspsspss
Nanners plz trade.
Secondary is not good.
dalvin cook you fukken retard
>Ramsey covers Brown in the Chiefs-Pats AFCCG
he already has two division titles and a NFC crown, SB ring soon to follow
B
dalvin you fukken retard
>momentum
lmfao. u lost by 18 go home bro
i love when people complain about refball like no other team experiences it
You don’t get a true shutdown corner these days anymore. So of course they’ll trade him. Doug Marrone is not a good coach
>Brady throws to Flash, Edelmeme, or Dorsett instead
REEEEEEEE
Their weakness is safety. Not corner back.
>still complaining about refs like a bitch
is there a more bitter fanbase with a victim complex?
Ah, you've moved from the misuse of "seethe" to a thinly very reddit way of saying "rent free". I actually don't think of the Vicucks, in fact I tend to forget the exist, except when I see Kurt Cucksins memes and remember they paid him $6 gorrillion dollars to fold to any team with a pulse.
That's the 2nd saddest banner next to the pathetic ones the Packers hang for winning their shit division.
Now I kinda want that to happen. Imagine the salt from everyone that’s not a fan of either of those teams
That's one trashy looking whore.
Apologize
new thread lads
>I’m totally not obsessed
Riiiight
I'm sorry I was right about you?
So Minkah Fitzpatrick to Seattle when?
They don't even have an actual FS.
>leldric thompson
Why don't you try suing the league again?
You've been a "fan" for like 6 months you Orange County trash. Kill yourself.
It’s like a quote from the 73-0 Bears Redskins title game in the 40s.
>if you guys had scored on the opening drive, how would it have changed the outcome of the game?
>it would’ve been 73-7
based Andybro
>another Corner
Reminder the Vikings scored on the opening drive of the 2017 NFCCF had all the momentum and still lost by 31.
no this is the worst one
Is it possible the Cowboys can get Ramsey? Say go all in and get him or Minka. Trade another first and a second. Give or take but why not? Would literally fill any last doubts. Team would be complete.
>waaaahhhh a bad call in the 2nd completely removed our ability to win the game even though we were tied
Saints have become the worst fanbase in the league
Cowboys are gonna do another first like last year with Cooper and a couple second rounds. Throw in Taco. That or two firsts but this needs to happen. A first and second with Gallup would be a bet but no way Gallup is getting traded. Dude is becoming elite.
daily reminder that dak prescott is elite and it's confirmed that america's team is going to superbowl 54 undefeated this year. he is the most healthy qb in the NFC east and also the most skilled. he is the next michael vick and he's going to break so many records this year and destroy patrick mahomes in the superbowl. this is fact. if i'm wrong i'm going to slit my own wrists and suck my own dick on livestream and you can record it