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go flames
go starbursts
cringe and bluepilled thread
bout ready to see some skeleton magic lads
oh are we going to use this one?
*dabs*
soon
damn that is a nice looking sweater
Hockey runs /hoc/
marinara runs Yea Forums
>look I posted about my busted dago thot again
who is behind this
cope
>Gayest team
>Gayest antics
>Gayest posters
>Gayest ally (sweden)
every month is Pride month in Las Vegas, Nevada
>tfw dipping that provolone stick in hot marinara
and that's a good thing
CALL
THE
MOUN-TIES
>*clap clap clapclapclap*
it's raining lads
Hockey west of the Mississippi was a mistake
sweet
rooster balls
Thinking my coworker might be a braindead retard
he's just a coomer
i'm doing my best
did xhe say hockey is for everyone
it's almost time
what if he's way too intelligent to be working there and plays a braindead retard for his amusement as well as a way to slack off
once again Finn with the big brain post.
binlan what is ur opinion on binlan
ah yes the Bulju Gambit
you say that now but if Pulju gets out of Edmonton in next few months it turns out to be big brain play by bulju
hell yes
thinking he's a bust
hurry up and sign brocky, jimbo. wtf.
saved
desu, if the post is archived, you could just call the feds/mounties and have them subpeona gookmoot for the IP and get the interview done that way
I don't think he's given enough information yet.
I hope he pulls it off the soilers don’t deserve him
I don't think Kakko is going to bust. Finland needs to do a better job of preparing their players for professional hockey. Pulju is a retard and is fit for nothing more than World Championships and the Finnish league
Kakko is too naturally skilled and physically gifted to be ruined by Finnish Hockey
>hallelujah its raining lads!
Not as big of a mistake as you
haha did your coworker really say hughes is better than kakko? lmao!
Now I remember icane.
>brocky
>Jimbo
Please nuke hongcouver Trump
>n-no you
Good one lad
no, you literally just forward a link to the archived post you just link them to someone bragging about being accessory to his cousins childfucker ring, and they subpeona the ip, find him and force him to turn the childfucker in. that's how they got the meme football bombthreater here in the 00s
Pulju would do better in KHL or SHL where there is even more open ice compared to Liiga.
hes had over 100 games in the nhl. many of them he had a chance to play with mcmeme and he still struggles. keep shitting on the soilers, but they gave him a chance, he just never took it.
Wouldn't it be funny after all last season and this summer of shit talking if Hughes ended up with more points than Kakko?
kek love the finnish hughes-basher
based
Wouldn't he be able to make better use of his size in the smaller Liiga rinks? He has speed to create separation and size to BVLL his way through.
The problem is Pulju's not good at using his size especially in board battles. He's better at cruising through open ice with or without the puck. He really needs to learn how to use his size.
C OF RED IS BACK TONIGHT AND WE'RE GONNA KICK SOME CANUCK ASS YEAAAH
>he's had 100 games
that was part of the problem. they should have waited until the problems with his game were ironed out and not promoted him until he was ppg in the ahl
thinking he'll blast blueline bombs in Bern, b
which team is hughes going to be on today
It would be hilarious but it will not happen
Hughes:
Dominated some kids league with extremely stacked team, sucked dicks at whc and even in prospect tourney he loooked weak
Kakko:
Dominated u20, dominated liiga, D O M I N A T E D liiga playoffs, dominated in WHC and dominated prospects tourney
Its kinda hilarious devils fans has already started making excuses.
>y-yeah k-kkakko might be better player first year but in future hughes better!!
Reality is hughes was ahead of kakko 2 years ago. after that kakko leveled up his game and is waaaayyy beyond hughes
Finnish elite league is professional hockey.
emergency medical technicians
>ppg in the ahl before being promoted
that rarely ever happens, and being able to put up points in the ahl doesnt even translate to the nhl very well. look at a player like reid boucher who routinely is one of the top scorers in the ahl, and cant even crack a 4th line in the nhl.
>we
When they get BTFO you all talk shit to me so evidently I'm part of the team
LYSZCZARCZYK SIGNED BY VEGAS!
not
can't argue with those quints
KNIGHTCHADS RISE UP!
wew lad
This V in a helmet is a design masterpiece
it's a high IQ design for an high IQ team
Indeed
nothing wets panties like getting quints
I hope the Seattle fans don't act like Vegas fags. Vegas fags are so fucking insufferable.
You’re all horrible cunts and I don’t know why I keep coming to this place.
remember you're here forever
We don't either. Go fuck a tranny or something Vegtard
>everyone is a vegasstard
literally rent fucking free the franchise
Frens?
Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy
Shake the boogie said up jump the boogie
Well maybe not all of you.
no more like jerks
luv u to fren
>Trying to look good prior to the massive TV contract
Can't blame them but it's lockout city incoming.
Why is being vegas fan hated? What an I doibg wrog? I'm just supporting my team. I know it was >our fault vs Sharts
Just be thankful that they're even relevant enough to shit on the fanbase. Nobody ever even talks about the wild.
snibedi snab
>being this new
an accurate depiction of hockey discussion on /hoc/
>state of hockey
>no cups
what gives, bros?
>58
no one likes vegass
Poland is a special fella
your mom does, she comes down here for a good dicking every winter
We talk about Mild in the context of pedolphinia
We do, but it is generally negative because of inept deals with way too long terms with NMC. Look at the 7 year extension they just gave to a second tier defense for 7 million starting age 30.
she doesnt
They acted like the most uppity arrogant fans I've ever seen. More arrogant than fans of teams who actually won a cup. It was embarrassing desu
Holy shit guys I really love discussing vegas vegas vegas vegas let's keep bringing them up every other minute!
Seattle Puget Sound King Crabs
not what she said to me with her ass planted firmly in my face
for me it was those 20minute pregame disney on ice routines they made us all sit through. i want to watch hockey not some faggy pageantry.
he's mad
7 million per*
but they cut the jet in half!
t.vegas fag
>best offensive line in hockey
>can't beat a bunch of literal whos in the middle of a fuckin desert
jets deserve everything bad that happens to them
THEY CUT THE JET IN HALF?!
>responding to basedjack posts
This as well. I want to watch hockey, not some fucking circus del ice bullshit.
*sips tea and eats ginger snaps*
cirque du soleil is the words you are looking for
she told me she was going to Vegas to watch hockey but I knew she was full of shit because Vegas hockey is trash & not worth watching
I know what the fuck it's called.
more like /cric/ du soleil
more like cirque du sogay
just like vegass
no satanic gf
Yes indeed.
Do you think they banged?
Based.
>vegas rids itself of all finns
Wrap it up boys, the cup is ours.
hell of a post bro
nice
Vegas is north america's toilet.
That title still belongs to florida.
las vegas faggot kikes
I like you user :3
Thought that was Flint, Michigan
You are allowed in drive thru's as well
where's Ted?
Nope, all of us. Just leave now.
TIL prairies are india
in jail
nah, florida is at least liveable. People only go to vegas for 3 days at a time to do drugs and fuck hookers and basically take a big dump in the middle of a desert.
I thought they had separate ride-throughs
Why did I chose Vegas in the first place. Avalanches are cool, Capitals are cool, Red Wings are decent but the logo sucks, Flyers seem fine too. Only shit team are the Blackhawks because fuck Chicago
Puget doesn't have king crabs lad
You're thinking of san fransisco.
>there are people in /hoc/ who have never ridden (who of course, shat on the street) a horse through their nation's capital city center
Live a little
>people
Mostly canadians and californians. Hardly what anyone would classify as people.
ded
Nope, Im thinking of north americas toilet, las vegas.
Why are you always thinking about las vegas user? Bit obsessed much?
Brainlet:the post because pulju was supposedly that but look at him. Kakko is going to be a pulju 2.0
taking a jack hughes. it's not much so i probably won't have to wipe.
B A S E D
When people say they made a poo so clean they don't have to wipe, how did they know they didn't have to wipe if they didn't wipe at least once?
People from all around north america use las vegas as a toilet.
are you calling Lopholithodes mandtii a fraud?
gotta wipe at least once with a wet wipey
They must be pooping money.
confession time: i like crossword puzzles
imagine trying to raise a family in north americas toilet
sexually
why would anyone raise a family in edmonton?
/hoc/ is like a dysfuntional family trying to have a thanksgiving together
Imagine being such faggots that you jump the kongs, rags, pedosota, and laffs in hartedd in the span of a season.
stop bullying Knights fans
there's 2 more weeks of frendly offseason
Yes
Lack of means to move elsewhere
imagine dropping your kids off at school and having them shuffle past a vegas crackwhore and several homeless mexicans to get inside
Why yes, I support the edmonton oilers, how could you tell?
>you jump the kongs, rags, pedosota, and laffs in hartedd in the span of a season
Gonna be honest, I don't know what this is saying.
I think he's trying to say we should relocate the kings, rangers, wild, and maple leafs all to hartford as a new team called the wild king rangers or maybe just the maple leafs.
imagine taking your kids out for ice cream and having to step over a dead mexican gang member with face tattoos just to buy it
great post
How I imagine your face as you type out each one of these posts.
thinking about pregame skates in the 90s when there was no net and they would just fucking BLARE cliffs of dover
B
panthers play in 1 hour
How I imagine your face as you respond angrily to truth.
I'm white, can you say the same?
Help me with mine. Across: Drafted second overall, a Finnish bust _ A K _ _ _ _ _ _ O
>R
Thanks for the warning.
can't say it the same style as you, because we were raised not to lie
You can just say no.
Patrick Laine
>I'm white
>lives in north americas toilet
ooooook
HOCKEY IN ONE HOUR
>Nofap, hmmm...Looks like it has some real benefits. Everybody is saying it makes you less depressed and prevents hair loss? I guess I'll try it. I really do have a masturbation and porn problem
>less than 3 hours later
>UGHHHHHHH I'M SO ERECT, FUGGGG THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE
>opens 300 tabs of porn
>YESSSS, GET IN BED WITH YOUR SISTER. HOLY FUG SHE'S SO HOT. YES FUCK YOUR SISTERS ASS. THIS IS SO HOT OMG
>YESSSSS THIS TRAP IS SO FUCKING HOT SLAM THAT BOIPUSSY, I WANNA BE A GIRL SO BAD
>accidentally closes tab
>NOOOOO WTF
>wait nvm this one sucks
>YES CREAMPIE THAT TRANNY UGHHHHGHGHGHGHGH
>FUGGGGGGGGG IM GONNA....IM GONNNA....oOOoOHOHOHOHOHO
>COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
That worked, thanks
I'll take that as another no.
Lots of nonwhites in my /hoc/ not gonna lie.
just don't come crying when you gallivant around Salish Sea and one pinches your big toe
No, thank you for including me
>my /hoc/
youve been watching hockey for like a year. go back to the beanfields and just end this retarded ruse
You'll take that as a know because english is your second language, Miguel.
>nonwhites seething
Back to spicswing with you two.
Why am I seeing this everywhere in the catalogue besides forced meme
>from las vegas
>thinks we will believe he is white
Last time I went there I didn't see a single human.
shouldn't have traveled with your bugeyed family, what can I say chang?
>aztlanian picks a race fight with the snow belt
do they ever bite off something they can win
The entire city of las vegas is homeless mexicans.
I'm white, can you say the same? (Notice he still has not answered this simple question.)
lol
>I'm white
You're not.
The entire city of las vegas is homeless mexicans.
thinking about benis
So no?
Got it. Nonwhites, please direct yourself to anywhere but here. I hear /cric/ accepts your kind.
i said to myself during nashville's run "no city of shitty nufans is ever going to top this literal ongoing schizophrenic gay porno im seeing from this fanbase". and god took it as a challenge
Listen to how agitated the cumbrain gets over a meme
No, you're not white.
You're from las vegas, ergo you are hispanic.
COOM
I'm white, can you say the same? I'm guessing if you could, you would have by now.
dilate by having sex
Im white, and you're not, because you're from las vegas where everyone is hispanic and homeless.
No you're not, you're a drunk, poor, native living on the streets of some canadian shithole using the library computer to shitpost while you wait for the bars to open.
Hey, so as statistically improbable as it is, I think the vegassian is actually white, because he does have actual autism.
>Hey let's spam offtopic memes! Then call him a cumbrain when I'm called on it!
Literal autism
Nope. I'm white and made 150k last year. You however are a poor, brown, smelly desert dweller.
No you're not, you sleep in the gutter and eat out of trash cans. Trust me on this.
I've posted my tax returns here before. Stay poor, brown and angry, cuplet.
My god have mercy on your cumbrain my son. You are too far gone and dont even realize it.
Stay mad seething native.
>47% non hispanic white
top kek
embarassing, sad, brown and poor.
>I've posted my tax returns here before.
woah it's like deja vu
This is you when you hit 30
I'm am out of (you)s for forced meme man, I need to re-up my Yea Forums Gold Account.
sad poorfaggot
>sad poorfaggot
imagine bragging on the internet about being a social parasite
hes absolutely SEETHING about being poor lads
we need an american eurovision. Just look at finland
youtu.be
>hes absolutely SEETHING about being poor lads
Can a Canadian user give the quick and dirty about Trudeau's alleged corruption scandal? Something about him forcing a government attorney to resign. Did that get swept under the rug?
media have been talking about it everyday for months but the public don't care
Look at him passive agressively respond to every time I post. He's positively BOILING over the fact that I make more money than him.
my favourite
youtu.be
this is better desu
>Look at him passive agressively respond to every time I post. He's positively BOILING over the fact that I make more money than him.
We were ahead of our time.
who gives a fuck
I look into eurovision every now and then on /int/, and some of the songs are great. Americavision would be amazing
You can get madder than that lad.
>Proudly waving those Finnish flags
Kakko confirmed bust
it's called american idol
Was never mad to begin with lad, it's just bants. Thought canadians weren't so soft as to get mad about words on a screen.
nah fuck that shit. Americanvision or bust
I was making coom jokes for months before you losers caught on, get with the times
Must have flown under the radar.
Trudeau is my favorite Canadian. A strong man with beautiful eyes, a strong conviction and a loving heart.
You're clearly upset over the fact that you're poor and I am not.
Most songs are boring shit and competition is just normie cringefest
It's because he is good looking mostly right? From afar the only notable thing he seems to have done is sign for legal cannabis. Otherwise he has been pretty unremarkable.
she cute
youtube.com
>u mad
Randy, is that you? Have you been rusing me this whole time?
can't stop sweating again lads, thinking I might end it all
fuck wrong song
youtube.com
this man has taste
You are though. You've responded angrily to everything I post.
The Nashville Oktoberfest is from October 10th to 13th, apparently.
Based bottom-tier radio presentation for the preseason game.
no don't do it
they keep saying "smashville" and it's making me angry
The cringe part makes it worth watching.
Nah
Wow this preseason broadcasting seems grim
I have fren who unironically cares about this shit so I watch it with him every year. And every we just end up drunk and making fun of shitty songs. Usually we remember one or two good songs next morning
Just like Drumpf minus the good looking part
Sounds like a nice time. It's like when we would sneak alcohol when I was 15 with my bud and watch low budget cheesy movies.
imagine americavision and how bad all the sunbelt states would do lmao
>Strong man
Trudeau is not a strong man
my asian neighbors are screaming like they are having some fucking karate fight
Careful, you'll trigger /hoc/ posting about your team like that!
I just want to give a quick shoutout to the user who posted the Hope Solo nudes earlier. You are banned but your spirit lives on
F
So are the Ducks getting Faulk or not? I prefer they get McAvoy to solidify the D.
fuck vegas
based. The yes yes yes is the ONLY acceptable postgame celebration
nice big FU to tryhard countries
for me, it's cute Belgian redheads
youtube.com
how on earth would Ducks aquire McAvoy?
>my asian neighbors
No need to point out the obvious
Trade players and picks like other teams would do?
Dubs - Flyers
1-2 - Avalanche
3-4 - Red Wings
5-6 - Capitals
7-8 - Canucks
9-0 - Yotes
Let the fate choose the team
Enjoy the Canucks dood.
Anyone want to watch some comfy afternoon hokkei with me?
Yeah, and I'm looking forward to hearing your suggestion. Because I'm having hard time thinking about a package that'd be attractive to Bruins, unless you went real heavy on the picks.
>preseason
>in nashville
Sorry but I'm going to pass.
Fuck Canucks it is
>The content you are viewing is blacked out in your region.
Bravo Gary.
bilasport dot net
onhockey dot tv
Go heavy because I give up. I don’t know how to cope with Ducks missing the postseason again and I have to wait for the young guys to play.
Yah, I've got a vpn I can use so I can larp as a dutch person as well. It's just stupid, I'm not even in nashville or florida.
fuck you too buddy
Lowry - Malgin - Connolly
Sceviour - Abols -Tippett
Byron - Pu - Hawryluk
Bajkov - Rockwood - Repo
Massie - Pysyk
Stillman - Prow
Cross - Keeper
Driedger
Desrosiers
cringe lineup
More like trashville lol
I think that the preseason games are blacked out everywhere but in the markets of the two teams playing. The opposite of a normal, regular-season blackout.
No idea why it's done that way.
Why do you keep posting these lesbos?
>Abols
Is he Latvian?
1-2 - Avalanche
3-4 - Red Wings
5-6 - Capitals
7-8 - Flyers
9-0 - Yotes
baseds Latvians posters
imagine choosing your team with a roll
FLAMES NATION BABY
Fuck Flyers
holy shit this woman's tits are insane
based Nashville
what the fuck is with the onhockey audio
What team is Pu off to next?
>missing an empty net
good nights
More like FLAMERS nation LMAO
hyvaa yota
Truly disgusting, isn't it?
>Kane, Burns, and Thronton all picked for the ESPN body isssue
Okay when ESPN gets over their bias, who are the next hokkei players we want to see naked? It should be someone tall and strong though, I'm sure Patrick Kane and McDavid look like shit
>IF YOU'RE LIST-EN-ING
>WHOOOOAAAAAOOOOAAAAOOOOOOOOO
Bulju
>Not wanting beard bros round two
her shirt is hanging down retard
have sex
>muh bear and lumberjack look
Great taste if you're in the PNW.
Really?
>Pu
Remember when he got traded for Skinner.
yes
also bill
this broadcast is atrocious. why is there an ad for every stop in play?
FLAMES NATION
it's a radio feed
this image is blessed, based finn posters
kek
It's the same feed they're showing on the scoreboard at the game, so everyone in the arena can still be forcefed these shitty ads.
I'm getting headache from camera movement
Also lol trashville can't afford overlay
Say what you want about them, at least Vegas gave us their proper regular-season broadcast.
Anaheim cucks worst in the west?
kongz
Canada is back to producing elite goaltending talent. No Frenchy goalies though. Has Quebec fallen as a hockey powerhouse?
either miniature soda or Edmonton
yes the q gets outproduced by the ushl every year now
Sad. Quebec was only good for hockey and tourism and now they don't even have hockey.
quebec is going to become a place of powerforwards and elite defensemen. See joe veleno, pelletier, dobson, bolduc, etc
kitties dabbing
shit shit shit shit
if it makes you happy then the WHL could be a good defenseman import place once again
All great at the junior level, playing with kids.
also dobson is not from quebec retardo
technically from the QMJHL so it counts :^)
chabot was also a QMJHL product so he is a good example
>all my prospects are elite
god I fucking hate the isles weeb
Technically hes from Summerside PEI.
>god I fucking hate the isles weeb
something happened to him this summer
I just think dobson is the crown jewel of them all. I watched him during the memorial cup and his play excites me. Thats why im rating him so highly.
shallnt be feeding the weebs autism today
>I watched him during the memorial cup and his play excites me
>his play excites me
Written like a qt girl flicking her bean to a poster of >her team's new, dreamy prospect hanging over her bed.
mate I just like watching him play. Good kid is good. Im just want to see him make the roster since another season in the Q for him would be redundant much redundant
redditors "fans" are pathetic
Hey you just described me
Yup, she's definitely flicking her bean with one hand while drawing some yaoi with Dobson and some other anime character.
the Q includes the Maritimes. It used to have a USA team also called the MAINEiacs
>she
>my prospects
All elite
>your prospects
shit busts
>my shot
A rocket
>your shut
A muffin
She's one of those lonely girls with the big Edna Mode glasses who gets super into anime and manga because she has no social life.
And she likes the Isles because going to their games with her uncle was the only time that she could get away from her handsy dad.
This is 100% confirmed lore.
Lyrics
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say,
as expected, thornton looks like an aging lawn guy who smokes too much weed
>my game
skillful, dominant, had a real shot of making it in the NHL if I'd just had more support
>your game
no chance, just wasting your time skating in circles
was an arizona ranger
>Good kid is good
>redundant much redundant
you're a tranny arent you.
big iron on his hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
2 TICKETS TO PARADISE
nah I see a LOT Of good prospects in some teams pools. Montreal and carolina have strong cores, and the rags like their euro kids. Isles do have their fair share of nice players, but I doubt they all do good. I should make a pyramid of them, but then you'd complain about this being a blog for the isles
no, she's a girl (female)
canyonero
Then why did you just say both dobson and bolduc were elite you shitscum tranny weeb.
because you would somehow make it a blog for the isles
For me, its the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by based Gord Lightfoot.
Took the nap pill lads about to do the sip pill next
>tranny
is that literally the argument for anything now? fucking retarded anyway
t. tranny
imageboard behaviorism:
when girls post on male boards they try to overplay not being holes to fit in. when trannies post on male boards they post retarded cutesy shit
how can you say that without any proof my guy
mfw i have to share a general with a tranny weeb isles fan
>has to resort to the tranny meme because of this
yikes
For me, it's basically anything by The Dead South
go shit up /mlb/ instead
ICE HOCKEY in ONE (1) HOUR and TWENTY SEVEN (27) MINUTES
if you're so hell bent on being a tranny in secret, why post like a tranny
>durrrrr person is tranny because they post moeshit
bluegrass is the pinnacle of acoustic music
I fucking hate all of you shut the fuck up
*sips*
Oh, he dead
>pre season
may as well be yuro league
you will never be a real cartoon of a Chinese girl m8
based
ive been getting into them along with tyler childers and sturgill simpson lately
don't work the tranny into a shoot please
Fucking based, you Canadians are alright
I heard the tranny Bruins poster died in a tragic ball removal surgery.
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
big F
Oh dude Sturgill Simpson is great, if you like kinda slow stuff check out a group called Lost Dog Street Band
right here m8. still got my balls.
we never had or will have a tranny poster tyvm
He just got his titty skittles too.
>what is mariya
Dios mio...
Mind blowingly based
Kys
if only tripfags were also a casualty
had to send an SAS squad after them
>implying im a tranny
you can kill the golden kniggers all you want for bragging over a preseason game anyway
projector.jpg
anybody who posts pure anime as an avatar in a sports forum is an tranny and an faggot
sorry, im not a fan of anime
okay bigshot
2bf, it was a really great pre season opener, so I totally understand why they'd "brag"
and I'm not stupid enough to think that they think that game meant a damn thing except
>it was a really great meaningless game
If I played that well in a pick up or beer league game, I'd brag
Anyone who says or post something I don't like is a tranny
anime is a ok
but habitually smuglarping with it while making mentally ill fixating posts is trannyism
would you brag if you played against against the local kindergarten team and they wound up sending out their D squad
Sorry but sports anime isnt even the level of what youre posting youre obviously an ass blasted fag
hello when is next hockey game
then again its stupid since it dont matter
cool story bro didnt know everyone who did that also has cut off their balls and mutilated themselves
look at these fucking boomers just jammin out
October 2nd
Getting real defensive now cum shart tranny faggot
finland. we're going to let you decide. when will we play for you
What fuckin songs are these boomers playing?
quit being mean to me and patrik hoc I mean it
>cum shart
Disgusting.
October 13th lad
Patrik Laine really
looks strong with his arms down. His
movement off the pass is pretty good.
Offensively, he's got speed. He's running
really well with his speed. He's got a good
movement on the puck. Some of that is skill, some of it
is being hard to slow down in the offensive zone.
But you look at the work he's putting in all
around, the effort he's putting in all around, the
strength he's throwing out there, it's hard to deny
that he really is playing real well.
The defensive part
of his game is where he really got out of
his comfort zone. I wouldn't know where
he's going to end up from here because you
don't ever know for sure what's going to happen
with a player.
Okay fuck it. I'm a Canucks /lifelong/ from now on. They seem cool, they have Hughes who seems like a good prospect. They were never good nor shit like Senators. They have a chance for playoffs every year. Last season was unlucky for them because edler's injury. And they seem like a quiet team that listens to Metric and Yeah Yeah Yeahs under blanket with a cup of hot coffee with milk. Go Canucks!
post payers with more points than laine last season. i'll start. Evander Kane
patrik laine
That's not how you spell hot
good afternoon, Hobbit
Good Evening, Paul Warsaw
>Evander
What? How?
bad and cringe post desu
... and then jack hughes stepped on the ice and it only took 15 seconds... FIFTEEN seconds to Chara to murder that kid. ha! seriously who thought it was good idea to bring kid to mens game?
wait, are you the Knights poster?
and if so, can you just have a US and Canada team
seems like a Euro would get away with it
Fuck the jets
Fuck patrik lane
Return the flag to australia slut
yeah he is gonna fall right away because of an autistic finn shitposting on a mongolian basketweaving forum
There he is again! Delivering another blow to Hughes!
I'm feeling that /hoc/'s dislike for Hughes is his Jewish heritage. Bunch of racists here.
Fuck Knights. I don't want to be a part of theirs hateful community.
Based polanball
Im getting that finland is increasingly jealous that his meme finnish winger wasnt taken 1st overall and now he has to be a poo york rags fan
he had 6 more points (same amount of goals) than laine in the second best year of his career and after 10 years of experience in the national hockey league during laine's worst year of his career inexperienced career
*taps wings*
good post
>same amount of goals
>for the next ovechkin
ohnonononononono
>Poland's loyalty is skin deep
who cares what team you watch then
suck exhaust and die, Pole
I know
yes
yes and no
Laines elite. Anime girls are my girlfriend. Sunbelt sucks but sun is based. Winter sucks but skating outdoors is based.
That's it that's all
>imagine unironically having the upside down version of a muslim asian chimp flag
excuse me but this flag has been in continuous use since 1869, australia copied us in 1903 which is typical since its a nation of liars rapists and thieves
>player on shit teams his entire career finally produces with a half competent organization
color me baffled
>*taps wings*
do finngolians actually do this?
another great day in pantherland
imagine blaming evander kanes mediocrity on the teams he plays for rather than his inherent mediocrity.
if you use this argument for kane you also have to use it for laine retard
explain this coom meme to me /hoc/ I have been away for the past week
fuck knights
Fucking Jack Hughes, he's just a little runt that couldn't even hold his own in my company. I've been training with him the last week, and I see just how strong he's become, and just how amazing I am. This guy has a big ass and a good pair of pants. I just wanna see how hard he can fuck some more, and how good he's going to be. I love you Jack Hughes, let's fuck! Now, I know it's not a long shot, but how hard would you fucking fuck his ass? I really have no idea. Oh well! Do more, and let me see this great ass of his. Yes, thrust against me. Now do it. Fuck that tight little ass of yours. I think we both have some explaining to do, but I'm in the mood for more.
what a fucking retard you are
Evander Kane is shit because he lives in California and before that Atlanta
dumb wojak meme and stop using them
@95514962
not an argument. dont @ me
Well, you are just a product of brits fucking with their flags.
Yes. I knew we would find the common language
>perds
i think i might hate nashville more than any other team
Kevin Labanc
aka 4 points in 4 minutes
Interesting post
what the heck is this
twitter.com
>Evander Kane
Dude BTFO out of Cooke. He's alright. If you don't know who Matt Cooke is you are too young to post on Yea Forums.
>wings
>rings
Wtf I love Finns now
>hatioretty
>easily killed off 8 penalties, including le muh five minute major XD, and at least three 2-man advantages
>scored 2 short handed goals
>near sell-out of a preseason game
stay eternally btfo ya coping retards
cope
Nonsense, basically a forced meme where if you point it out to the people posting it (usually offtopic) they get mad and deride you as a frequent masturbater. Non /hoc/ related cancer.
t cumbrain
I've already made 3 posts someone give me a fucking (You) or I'll get drunk and belligerent
this is a good falseflag
Welcome to pacific division, bud. Get ready to stay awake/wake up at 5 am to watch games.
We can't have that, the sun isn't down yet.
>he's not already drunk and belligerent
amateur
Join the C of Red
It's only 3pm though
SHALL be watching:
debbies vs broons
debbies vs habs
SHANT be watching:
craphawks vs crapitals
islels vs flylels
poonguins vs gaybres
manlets btfo yet agan
8:16 PM in St. John's
shouldnt you be drunk and belligerent by 3pm in st johns anyway
>ywn be an alcohol Maritimer
Why live
oldfoundland isnt part of the maritimes
lads what was dilate's counter argument?
it only beats have sex but loses to everything else
what is coomposting?
(you)
No wonder they're alcohols
I'm not a newfie I just use them as an excuse to get loaded
cope
Go to class
free newfoundland when?
NFL is a fair bit north of the maritimes. the maritimes are basically the canadian edition of Maine
late
im gonna watch the podcast in bed while i sip :DDD
>watch podcast
Not a thing retard
what 1900EST game should I watch lads??
thers a new thread but nobody linked it
so are you going to link to the new thread or what
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