Heem

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He didn't get USADA'd dumbass he was broken even during USADA. It's just that he can juice with no worries now so he's unlocking his full athletic potential. We could have flippy shit Cain fighting in the ufc right now, but instead soibois want to complain about having "muh natty" fighters only. USADA was bad for the ufc there's no reason for it other than virtue signaling. Pride did fine with no testing and so did the ufc until they decided to "clean up". We're being robbed of HW freaks and instead have HW as a shitter division.

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>Insert GSP vs Hendricks image
>Insert Bisping vs Henderson 2 image
These memes are lame fights aren't beauty contests they aren't decided by your face after the fight. Compare Nate's face to Conor's after their first fight. Nate's face was busted up, but he clearly won. Having an undamaged face and losing a fight while your opponent has a busted up face means you were either a heartlet or cardiolet.

How are you only 170 pounds at 18% bodyfat? I'm 5'7" and 220 pounds at around 18% bodyfat. You need to put on more weight man

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that's only valid if one gets finished. Not the case.

Did Cowboy win the story of the Geathje fight?

>Busts up opponents face in a couple rounds
>Takes rest of rounds off
That's not winning a fight my dude

Have you guys seen how realistic these sex dolls are getting? They speak and even radiate heat. I think I'll get one. About $2000 so I'll have to save, but it's legitimately a good investment.

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No

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gspee lost
pissbing lost

Yeah it is. Anderson had already knocked him out cold. From a fight standpoint, he objectively won.

Sad, but good for you

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Not a single MMA fighter can generate true Power in their strikes. I would unironically beat every single UFC fighter in a fight based within 1 minute on what I've seen watching their fights.

>every round win must be a 10-9er/10-8er

Howa you be makin a babies with a sex doll? No coomin isa your vital energy!

You're objectively wrong.

One last run at the strap, brothers

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Why did Bisping keep fighting then?
That's how judging works is it not?

*blocks your path
*wins the rematch

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Thing is, Khabib has literally NOTHING for Tony. Tony owns him anywhere.

1. On the feet. Tony pieces up khabib and his sambo SHITboxing. Khabib will not be able to find where he's coming from. His face will get torn up from elbows. His elusiveness will have Khabib crying to his corner after one round.

2. Wrestling. Okay, Khabib is good at this, we get it. But Tony is a NCWA wrestling champion and he played football. He easily has enough experience to stuff Khabib's takedowns and keep the fight standing.

3. On the ground. Tony is a KILLER here. Everyone tries to stand back up when Khabib is on them, which gasses them. Tony don't give a fuck. He will stay in guard and MURDER khabib with ELBOWS. His submission threat is like NOTHING khabib has ever experienced before. HE IS A 10TH PLANET BLACK BELT. There is no shortage of ways Tony can win from here.

4. Conditioning. Tony is a freak. Once he starts, he never stops. He IMPROVES over rounds. Khabib's only chance is to get a flash KO (he wont). Tony is an animal.

5. The X-factor. Khabib's whole deal is that he's a Russian "tough guy." I'll give him that. But Tony is a literal PSYCHOPATH. Khabib has never been locked in a cage with SOMEONE LIKE TONY!

It's time for the real champ to step up!

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No, it's a blow up doll. It's just a tool to jack off with.

heem?

Because Anderson let him. In a true fight to the death, Bisping would have his face caved in. But the "fight" took place under a ruleset because it's not actually a fight, it's a sport. When the ref tells you to stop you stop. This doesn't work in an actual fight.

>Cope
Have sex incel.

So in the previous thread I asked someone to explain the
>AAAAAHHHHHHH YESSSSSSS IM COOOOOOOOOOMINGGGGGGGGGGG
meme but I see that in this thread there have been no mentions of this meme

Does that mean that this meme is officially dead?

t. seething manlet

Silva ran away to celebrate he could have landed more shots to force a stoppage no one would have blamed him. Even so Silva couldn't finish Bisping after the knee. Seeing Bisping will through that was kino, while Silva was mentally broken because he thought he won.

I will have sex as soon as my doll arrives
:^)

>Manlet
You're arguing dolls are superior to women. To dolls have any chance of getting pregnant? Nope. That's part of the thrill. You'd know this if you've had sex. A doll will never be superior to a fucking a real woman.

Guys, I haven't felt the loving touch of a woman for so fucking long.

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>he could have landed more shots to force a stoppage no one would have blamed him
So you admit that Anderson won from a fight standpoint?

The blow up dolls are just a buffer for rejection.
Unfortunately, women's standards have now become completely unrealistic, and you probably shouldn't be getting rejected by some nasty hoes, but that doesn't change the fact that it's a buffer against the pain of being not wanted.
The doll offers no companionship, no means of reproduction, no conversation, no affection. One could argue that in some cases the woman doesn't either, but there are women that can offer some or all of these things.

No because he ran away when he knocked Bisping down.

>That's part of the thrill
Maybe for you, you fucking weirdo.

>It's weird wanting to get girls pregnant
Quit trying to warp reality. That's the point of having balls faggot.

/heem/

I just had a birthday.
I'm damn near 40 years old no lie.
I'm still attracted to 20-somethings, but I haven't had sex with a 7 or up (without paying) in years.
Also, no kids, no family, never married.

Unironically, should I kill myself? The last thing I have is trolling about Gaycheese on /heem/

He walked away to jump on top of the octagon and celebrate with his cornermen in front of the crowd, which would never happen in an actual fight. He walked off because he believed the fight to be over under the MMA ruleset. Also wouldn't have happened in a real fight. Just accept this. Bispee could have had his life taken but Anderson spared him.

can you still coom?

Yeah, it's weird wanting to worry about whether or not some random bitch you just fucked is pregnant or not. Why would you want that feeling every time you have sex? Straight up just wanting to get a girl pregnant is different than what you said. You sound like a psychopath.

Imagine seeing this .webm and unironically thinking "Yep, Jon Jones is still my favorite fighter"

no, you have /heem/
also there's no point doing that

Get a brazilian escort lad, preferably one that sounds like wanderlei

Randy Couture was 47 when he won the strap. Get in there and get you some, brother.

I feel the same but I'm 26

It's not weird it's wanting to pass your seed, which is natural. Like I said you're trying to warp reality to fit your low test viewpoint. If you've never thought about cumming in a girl's pussy while fucking her you probably have bad sex. Stick to sex dolls I'll fuck the real bitches.

I can definitely still coom. I have phone sex with my ex girlfriend (she's now divorced and wants to have a kid with me, but I feel like that's too much baggage) relatively often.

I can also still coom watching porn. Pretty much my dick still works fine. In fact I'm probably better at sex now than I was in my 20s. Actually, I'm sure I'm better at sex now than in my 20s.

It's just hard to get a girl I'm attracted to in the sack now

>That's how judging works is it not?
some rounds should be scored 10-1

>I can definitely still coom
then you definitely have something to wake up for

Gooby isn't looking too good

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>That's how judging works is it not?
there can be a tie round, 10-10; it's not a "10 point must" it's a ten point maybe

Thanks bongbruv, I appreciate that
Thanks yankeebruv
Portuguese man o war, 26 should be a great age for you. My peak was probably 27-33, there's this weird combination of physical fitness, libido, and attractiveness going on. By all means try to live it up in that window of time.

You're making all these excuses for Silva instead of just accepting he didn't finish Bisping. If Jon Jones did that he's hitting Bisping until the ref is forced to stop the fight. I have no reason to believe Silva would just hit that knee and run away in a real fight. Plus Bisping's mouth piece fell out, which wouldn't happen in a real fight.

>Stick to sex dolls I'll fuck the real bitches.
Solid burn

>10-1
Name one kek
Yes this is true, but if there is a clear winner it should be 10-9. Bisping vs Henderson 2 is an example of winning rounds clearly despite losing early.

>get's outstruck
>get's dropped
>hits Bisping with one meme knee while he's asking for his mouthpiece at the very last second of the third
>get's outstruck again by the guy that just got near KO'd by a cheap shot
Fer sure Silva was a m-m-m-munster b, hell of a rubbery

man he looks like complete shit Geathje merks that clown in the 1st

Just get with your ex and continue seeing whores on the side. This is what real men do. Time is money, that's why "attracting a girl" is a young man's game (little money, ample time). There's a reason older men pay for hookers.

>It's not weird it's wanting to pass your seed, which is natural
Yes, I already said that. The way you made it sound in your first post is that the only pleasure you get from sex is the potential of impregnating your partner. Do you seriously want to impregnate every single girl you fuck?

/heem/'s there for you bro, check in when you feel like. We are all /heem/. Let loose, enjoy yourself, and see the beautiful heems

Yeah, I'm thinking he's back.

thesun.co.uk/sport/mma/9935783/tyron-woodley-165lbs-catchweight-khabib/

what's going on here? Is he trying to crank DC's arm or something? Is it a joint lock?

No, but it's obviously part of it and it's something sex dolls will never have even if they get warm. You assumed it's the only thing I like to try to frame me as a "psycho".

>I have no kids, I never married, I should kms
>some bird wants to have my children lmao fuck that
fuck off

what's wrong with it exactly? explain with no gay expressions please.

It's unironically a high iq move

>Khabib fighting someone bigger than him
kek that will never happen

I assumed it was the only thing because it's the only thing you mentioned, you fucking brick head.

Like professional whores, or thots?

I don't want to use hookers anymore. I did that through my 20s and into my 30s. I'm done with that shit.

My ex is actually a huge headache too. She's a liar and has cheated on me in the past.

Don't really think bringing her back in my life would be a positive. I would literally just be doing that for the pussy

Not 'some bird,' my recently divorced ex who cheated on me when we were together and is a pathological liar

I was responding to someone talking about sex dolls so naturally I'd mention something sex dolls can't replicate, brainlet.

he's trying to dislocate his elbow, legal but purdee dirty

Legal but dirty is Jones' entire style

It's a fight

No, dummy. What are you even complaining about.

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why hasn't Kamaru been stripped of the title already?

i said no gay expressions.

last fight was only 6 months ago

this is heem fucking fag not dr phil roundhouse marriage tips

You love your escorts don't you, you Irish animal, I don't think I'd ever pay for sex in my life, I have too much pride and I'm too attractive to do that.

Because UFC is virtue signalling with their "African" champion, even though he's an American nigger named Marty.

ok serious question

how the fuck does cuckboy get medically cleared for fighting so often

motherfucker had 20 fights in the last 3 years and has been koed brutally at least 5 times that I can remember

>not willing to fuck whores
>not willing to engage in a relationship opportunity that has presented itself
>still whining about not getting laid on an MMA thread on 4channel
Yeah, you know what? Go ahead and KYS.

life doesn't need a heem in the first round to count breh
many legends become champs going the distance
you're barely starting to enter the third round
takes dedication and cardio to be
the last man standing

It hasn't even been a year yet. Whittaker has gone longer without fighting and Max went a year without fighting before. Khabib nearly went a year without fighting. DC went nearly a year without defending his HW belt and it was almost a year before he got stripped of his LHW belt. Welcome to the new ufc where champs hardly fight.

You end up paying either way desu. I prefer avoiding the emotional side of things

medically cleared is just a formality. dana doesn't care and the fighters get paid so little they want to fight as much as possible. as long as there is no obvious physical damage cowboy can just take some p3 and say yeah i feel good even if he has a raging headache

He's such a bum. It blows my mind how so many people think he's the best fighter to never win the belt when there are guys like Reem and Hendo. The motherfucker literally has no elite wins.

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Asscan on Jewani

youtube.com/watch?v=QPSshNG--j0

Who is the p4p best gatekeeper?

Cowboy or Faber?

Hendo's only good win in the ufc is against Shogun.

What happens if Whittaker pulls out again? Paulo already said he won't fill in. Hermansson is fighting Cannonier. Jacare is fighting Jan. KG is fighting Till. Would they really do Al vs Hooker 3 round main event?

Currently it is rda tbqh, but between those two it is Canboy. Faber fought in a division so thin he was given title shots left and right.

based heemers dropping knowledge on jewtube

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>Al vs Hooker 3 round main event
Holy shit would this somehow be worse than the Silva vs Memebender 3 round spar main event?

Move Maia vs Askren to the Australia card and make it the headliner. 500k buys.

ufc shills are so fuckin idiots

>Post: "Tony's best wins ain't looking so hot" by a member that registered on Sep 7 2019 lol

Dear shill before you post something that unveils your true id its better to beat around the bush for a while.Just a tip

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WTF IS HEEM?

WHY IS IT A SPORT FFS? IT'S SO FUCKING BARBARIC

>tf
>tp

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Lads I legit had a dream last night that Anthony Smif was in Mad Men

I think you'd be surprised. Plus the emotional side side the whole thing, I like to feel loved.

The Askren Maia press conference had like 2300 views in a week because no one cares about Askren anymore kek unreal how he went from a semi-draw to a can in 5 seconds.

>Tonycuck cope
You boy is a can crusher

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>Knee kicks
>Joint cranks
>Hit n Runs
>Cocaine violations
>Testosterone violations

>'Hurr durr it's a fight'
>'Hurrrr Jones is goat'
>'Fuck DC jones is my fave'

Reminder that if Jon 'Bones' Jones is your favorite fighter you literally have no sense of honor whatsoever and aren't a real man

Kassem looks like a fucking blowup doll, her lip injections are so fucked lol

5 ko losses and 15 fights in 3 1/2 years

how do you want your cte my guy

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you have to eat the greek chicken souvlaki, Tiramisu man

Mickey Rourke

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Wake up, Arlovski

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Yeah

Thing is, I can't go on the underground and see anymore posts about people trying to stop a pre-emptive attack to stop Tony Ferguson from getting the World Championship that everybody has agreed is an opportunity that will at least be offered to Tony. Myself included.

But you guys are saying oh Chael thinks it should be George, oh Chael thinks it should be Justin or Conor. That's not what I'm saying. All I'm saying is, does Tony really has the better resume?

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I find her hot, unironically. She has the beat up face that would make her a great stripper or porn star. She's out of my league unfortunately but maybe i can look at her pictures and
>COOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMINGGGGGGGGG

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PVZ hubby has an eye on his neck. wtf illuminati cucks lol

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>Will Jon Jones be heemed before the end of his career?

>'wtf illuminati cucks hurr'
>Dude is fucking PVZ on the daily
Post your side piece moussaka

discount Gooby?

what a disgusting couple of "people"

It's not too late user if you take some time to learn the concepts presented in the Black Phillip Show it will dead on save your life.
youtube.com/watch?v=LPq7CyHqQ2I

Her stock really takes a hit seeing as how she's married to him

Pick one and only one wingman to hit the club with, and explain your decision

>1. Goober McGooby
>2. Colby MAGA
>3. Jon Jones
>4. Cody "No Brains" Garbrandt
>5. Daniel "Daniel Cormier" Cormier
>6. Tony Ferguson
>7. KhaGOAT Nurmagomedov
>8. Henry "Triple Cringe" Cejudo
>9. Paulo "Natty Paulo" Costa
>10. Puke Cockhold

but has heem considered this?
youtube.com/watch?v=AcJkAKh7DHY

Paulo, he's a gigachad and Brazilians know a good party

BJ Penn

Triple C because he'd make me look better in comparison

BJ Penn so we can do blow and get into parking lot brawls

dont believe what you see man.If he fucks her daily then who took this pic?

sure he has a discount on tattoo shops

attention whores

she just found a victim.fuckin whores.Same story as Caraway and Tate

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I understand the attraction, get exactly what you mean, she just looks like a fucking slag (and you can tell she is), I'd still have a go though.

How is she out of your league, are you ugly or just a degenerate?

>not posting the ultimate wingman Dillon Danis
Shit list

twitter.com/dillondanis/status/1173661428156424192

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Krazy Horse

>6. Tony Ferguson
At least I'll have a fun time with him regardless if I pick up chicks or not.

Literally THE worst decision
Have you ever hit the club with a dude that is at least two tiers more alpha than you?

Shit feels bad af man. I had a buddy Nate, literally we'd hit the bar and chicks would drape themselves on him, ignoring me altogether.

That would happen except x1000000 with Natty Paulo.

Terrible terrible terrible choice

Not on the list. Must be on the list

you won the fight but this "I like the thrill of not knowing whether I got some whore pregnant or not" shit is making you lose the story

I'm out of shape skinny fat, not ugly, but not handsome either, mainly just old

I didn't post Danis bc then it would have been too easy, and anyone who didn't post Danis would be wrong.

>the club goes silent as the DJ spots TF and hits the button to switch tracks mid house thumping beat
youtube.com/watch?v=rP9UGgm0r3o

Paige is unironically so busted

Do you even anatomy bro? His elbow is fine, that technique is focusing on external rotation of the shoulder. That's either going to shred his labrum or subscapularis. He did the same thing to Glover.

Also, Frank Mir subbed Pete Williams with a similar technique back in the day. Pure shoulder lock.

Oh, you the 40 year old, if so, yeah, you're probably fucked

Anyone else feel that MMA in general still feels like a spectacle or entertainment more than a sport? I mean, the guys train legit and it's all professional but you can say that about pro wrestling as well. What I mean are the confusion about the rules and how different refs make way different decisions, sometimes making up rules or dismissing existing ones. Also there is so much shit to debate about, where sometimes even a majority hates a certain rule or stipulation (illegal elbows, stoppage rules, standing guys up, even the fucking fence, etc.). It doesn't feel complete or like a legitimate sport. It should feel like the Olympics where simply the best guy wins. But in MMA it's a lot about matchmaking politics, there are no real rankings, champions are made or vacated almost at random, etc. When a guy is a champion it doesnt feel like he's actually the best, it's mostly the luck of opportunity and that at this time the rules favor his style or maybe even the ref fucked up on the way there. Now this can happen a little in any sport but in MMA it's so overwhelming that I almost consider it something else, I don't know tho.

he talks to himself again.The guy doesnt understand that he has to sign for the ufc first which means that ufc must want him to do this lol who gives a fuck about that Conors stool anyway
but desu his gf could be a ufc ring girl for sure

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Soiboi

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that would be a great pick except Paulo is waay to chad to be a good wingman.

>goober
Too alpha, starts fights w old people. Cringe
>colby
I quite like him as a heel, but I hate his politics and would hate having to talk to him for the night. Pass
>Jones
Borderline sadist, would have to walk on eggshells around him. Rather avoid
>Garbrandt
Would probably start a fight for no real reason, might get me arrested.
>DC
DC is comfy as fuck, I think we'd have a legitimate good time, probably it would be so comfy that i'd be like "you want to get out of this club and hit the pub instead?' where we'd eat nachos and have a laff. Would recommend.
>Ferguson
Another borderline psycho, I'd laff at all the crazy shit he does, but I'd be careful not to laff too much bc he might just decide to fuck me up
>Khabib
Doesn't drink, but would be a nice guy to talk to for a while
>Triple C
I think I'd pick him. He's so cringey I find him funny, I'm better looking that him, and he could hold me down if we got in a fight
>Paulo
WAYYYYY too hot
>Cockhold
Same as Paulo

Winrar:
Triple C, DC second

Which is why the UFC sucks cock. Every other promotion has tournaments and risks their top guys

It's not the not knowing, it's the fact that you could. It's always there. Imagine having sex with a lady who's been through menopause. It wouldn't be the same even if she is hot.

Colby ez

Jon because we'll probably fuck some hookers and snort coke

He looks like a midget in a sink kek

I don't get that at all, the most tense month of my life was when I was 16 and thought I got my gf at the time pregnant, her period was late and everything

>That Reddit spaced message on the tv
kek

wouldn't it be smarter to mount the tv in the bathroom. now you get all your carpet and shit wet

I get that. I was talking about one night stands mostly. It's different with your girl. With a thot who cares though tbqh.

Bendo

this mexico card look so shit lmao

what to say guys.Danis idol is Tony Montana from scarface but as u see the difference its impossible for him to live his dreams lol

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Being afraid of getting a girl pregnant is such a socialized and immature fear. It literally fulfills your genetic imperative. The human race has survived before capitalism so concerns about money are invented. Other social pressures (childbirth outside of marriage, for example) are also socialized and vary across cultures.

You were only tense because you have been taught to be, brazil bro.

Her face isn't that hot, she looks slightly inbred

yeah dude 16 year olds having a kid isn't something to be tense about. wtf are you talking about. you have no income at that age your life would be over unless you have a strong family backing

Give it to me straight /heem/

Do i need a sleeve to be considered hot?

It seems like women these days ONLY want guys with tattoos

for fuckshake whose watching the face of a ring girl when they hold up the cards in between rounds

you're an unbelievably enormous faggot

Based and Redpilled

Thanks bruv
Pleb tastes

Gaethje is one of the only real ones left

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No. Do Paulo or Luke have tattoos?

You get it
You don't

Based and Heempilled

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>Picks literally the two biggest chads in the UFC to validate his point
thanks man i guess i'll just look like natty paulo instead, that's an easy fix

Jesus... you're a legit cock sucking faggot. You know that, right?

My point is having tattoos won't instantly make girls like you, but go for it if you want.

Jesus Christ, what a fucking mentally ill, retarded, smooth brain take.

BASED

Lots of mongs on heem today, wewwww

>Conrad
Maybe
>Colby
Sits in the corner scrolling Twitter on his phone all night
>Jones
Cucks me
>Cody
Genuine bro, and not so much of a Chad that he instantly cucks me. Probably the best choice.
>DC
Sits at the bar eating and telling dad jokes. Good time but won't get me laid.
>Tony
Fish out of water. He'd probably be bored and would rather be training.
>Khabib
Same as above
>Triple C
Lol. Would be worth it just for the cringe.
>Paulo
Cucks me
>Luke
Horrible wingman. He'd get laid but he's such a bad speaker he'd never be able to properly talk me up.

I was tense cause I'm not a fucking psychopath like you seem to be "bro"

Based komşu

then I pick Tony Ferguson

The NuUFC is a steaming pile of shit on par with the NFfaiL and I don't watch the NFfaiL, get your shit together Dana

You were tense because you have been taught to be tense about the societal impact of childbirth and financial pressures, not because there was actually anything to be tense about.

I can respect picking No Love

What does UFC mean?

The coke head is looking at his next rape victim.

>concerns about money are invented
You fucking retard. What does it matter whether or not they are invented? They exist nonetheless. That's like saying worrying about being shot in the head is a social construct. Holy fuck you are the biggest pseud I've ever seen.

unironically cejudo. he’s cringy and a manlet so he won’t steal the girls, but he’s also unafraid of talking to people and charming in a retarded way. plus he seems like he’d be fun to drink with

it is what it is

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what kind of girls are you trying to get

Unfinished Fights Championship

UnFornicatingChumps

I imagine you live in California or Florida?

heem everyone even myself

Picogram Jon or mg Jon?

Ha in fact being worried about getting shot in the head is absolutely not a social construct, what a completely moronic and braindead example

This guy really has 0 responsibility

Ultimate Ferguson Championship

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It's Tony time bitches

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Richmond, VA, which ranks third in top tattooed cities

richmond.com/arts-entertainment/richmond-ranks-rd-in-top-tattooed-cities/article_ccc93906-e064-5ef6-b837-6b87905eec54.html

Unironically anything I've had a 6 month completely dry spell

Can we all agree that DWTNCS is what TUF always should have been?

I'd say 8 out of 10 fights are dope as fuck and better or at least more interesting than main card fights

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Alright no bullshit/shitposts

How does a tony vs gaethje fight go down? Id rather see that than watch khabib "the hugging duck" fight ever again.

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I never said it was a 1:1 example you fool. It's a hyperbole to get across my point that whether or not something is invented is irrelevant because of the consequences. Jesus Christ you are dumb.

Tony wins

You use getting shot in the head as an example for a social construct, and I'm dumb.

Tony wins

Guns are invented, aren't they?

It goes down like every other Khabib fight

Takedown, ground and pound, smash.
Gaycheese gets up, rallies for a bit, crowd gets excited.
Khabib panics, goes back to what he does best, takes him down, smothers and ground and pounds.
Cardio issues and exhaustion for Gaycheese.
Mentally broken, Gaycheese looks for a way out, 'mistakenly' leaves neck exposed, Khabib sinks the choke, game over.

You can marry one of the million 9/10 Venezuelan cuties in Miami, they'll marry you for papers but hey pussy is pussy, if you play your cars well you can probably get your self a waifu without even having to marry her

I'm done schooling you, you bout to catch this fade now

Reminder that DC BWC had Stipe trembling in fear. He couldn't even look at it he was so shook. Because of this, Stipe was dickmogged and will eternally be the loser of the story, no matter how badly he beats DC. Thank you for reading.

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The love of my life was from Venezuela, feels fucking bad man, never got over her

Tell me where to meet. I'm no bitch, you can get these hands right now. Soft ass nigga.

Based

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Sorry i thought you meant Khabib Gaycheese

Gaycheese Ferguson could be kino, I expect Cheese to get cut the fuck up, and ample CTE from both sides. It's actually Mexican vs Mexican, but somehow Gaycheese pulls off the white trash look

say it to his face, see what happens

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Tony Bless

>Asks about Tony vs Gaethje
>Talks about Khabib vs Gaethje
Are all Khabibsexuals this low iq?

Hey i fucked up, ok? No bully

> Gaethje Mentally broken
Stopped reading there. He has no mental to break cazzie.

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You can meet DEEZ NUTZ
lmaooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!
Punk ass nigga ankle pick your shit

Why can't UFC make any stars anymore?

ok vick

Tony will choke khabib and well witness this kino within the year

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>there are people here RIGHT NOW that UNIRONICALLY think Tony Ferguson is NOT a can

He wanted to retire if he lost the Vick fight.

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He complained about the Poirier fight being an early stoppage right after the stoppage. He's the only fighter I believe is actually ready to die in the octagon. He's said it'd be honorable to die on the job too many times for it to be a larp.

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everyone is a can
no one is a can

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He got contacts that camp and has been undefeated since with 3 1st round KOs.

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>Tony v Werdum
Who wins and how

when is tony fighting kumar

oh i live in rva too. tattoos would probably help with the thots and some of the college art girls. what were you thinking of getting

Sheeit this one was for you

why is gaycheese always having problems with his fucking eyes. you’re reasonably successful, see an optometrist

That Venezuelan maraca is no fucking joke amigo

If a fighter has 3 good wins, they are not a can. For example
>Jon Jones: Shogun, Gus, DC = Not a can
>Khabib Nurmagomedov: Conor, Dustin, RDA = Not a can
>GSP: Hughes, Diaz, Bisping = Not a can
On the contrary however, a fighter is indeed a can of you can't name three good wins on their record. More examples:
>Darren Till: Cerrone, uh..... = Can
>Tony Ferguson: RDA, and um... = Can
>Israel Adesanya: Gastelum, and also... = Can
In conclusion this is a foolproof method of determining the value of fighters. I urge you all to implement this neat trick before posting. Happy /heem/ing!

why is there a big arena in the middle of gadgetzan?

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Do jews really???

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to heem motherfuckers without the jew guards attacking you, also if youre not a noob you can get up top and grief low levels.

fucking hell, khabib gave 100.000 for dustins charity

Damn tony has bigger hands than werdum.

Stephens is a heemer. I like that.

>Dustin
>A good win

I know right khabib is so humble my man, look how charitable he is

youtube.com/watch?v=bagT-qJaXNQ

Link?

>gooby, pettis, cerrone
so what you’re telling me is that nathan is elite

Good, I hope those african kids grown up strong so they can move to Europe soon :)

Has he lived down the Who the fook is that guy? meme yet?

the jews show
kek, sure hope not

Stephens vs. Yair will be unironically good. Rest of that card looks kind of shit at first glance though

i completely forgot that was stephens, so maybe

instagram.com/p/B2c4v5nnGlr
*toilet flushes in the distance*

LADS I WAS CATFISHED LAST NIGHT
>MEET GIRL ON POF
>SHE LOOKS CUTE AND CHUBBY
>SHE SAYS WE SHOULD HANG FRIDAY AND SHE CAN'T WAIT TO MEET ME
>"I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU user, FRIDAY CAN'T ARRIVE SOON ENOUGH"
>"I CAN CUM NOW"
>DRIVE 2.5 HOURS AND MEET HER
>SHE IS AN UGLY FAT RETARDED COW
>TELL HER THAT I NEED A BJ OTHERWIDE I'LL NEVER TALK TO HER AGAIN
>SHE REFUSES

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>Bumrone
>good win

100% true, nothing but cans in the whole ufc rooster, I could literally go there and dominate all the divisions from flyweight to fw with my street hardened skills and my incredible mental fortitude due to spending months with nothing to eat but banana peals and egg shells

>please!!
lol

fucking sick

Oh for real? Dude we should watch UFC sometime. I frequently go to the Buffalo Wild Wings on West Broad

>MMA
>real sport

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>not showing up drunk
>not fucking her anyway
>not robbing her afterwards for catfishing you
Do you even know how to live life nigga?

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>please!!
kek

Cannor McCoper has always been an overrated fraud groomed by Dana, lets look at his last victories
you got a herb dean payout quick stoppage TKO in mendes when Cannor has been pounded on the ground longer
Aldo I will say was legit outsmarted but is a opportunist trick I doubt would work again, ala DC taking advantage of Stipe's lack of guard on clinch, a questionable decision being an overrated victory with Nate Diaz being more conviningly dominated my a smaller guy already being Benson Henderson
Alvarez was arguably a dive oddlly being his worst performance ever and conveniently being Gooby's best, not to mention the underground king being willing to do shady shit

lastly not a victory but an exposure, losing embarassingly on a fight Herb Dean was once again clearly on a payroll on, letting him slide with a shit ton of violations with no breaks, deadset just waiting to give Gooby the TKO finish once he gets his cheeky 3 taps on the ground but instead Gooby tapped on Khabib's arm like a baby

>begging a fatty for sex

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What do you call this then, brainiac?

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KEVIN PEE

>peals

>>DRIVE 2.5 HOURS AND MEET HER
>SHE IS AN UGLY FAT RETARDED COW
>TELL HER THAT I NEED A BJ OTHERWIDE I'LL NEVER TALK TO HER AGAIN
>SHE REFUSES
>"It's not all I wanted but it's kind of messed up to kick me out so fast"

I think you missed part of the story boss. Surely you read the messages you sent before you posted the screenshot here, there's no way you could've read that and thought "Ah yes, heem will big me up for that one"

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>moves up weightclasses to get more belts
Based. Khabib should learn something from the khabib of boxing

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rofl, what fight was that?

>please

Everytime I see this I see 2 brainlet wojaks beating each other

Fav polish ufc figter?

Goobs is in his Dark Place right now, like Mike Tyson once was, and like Mike Goobs will return and bring us more Heems

It's been a while my man, you alright?

to be fair is the last seconds of the fight, might as well frantically score some shots

although I doubt thats what they had in mind and clearly panicking

A real life Coomer

>Please!I'll be quick

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I started Physical Therapy school

lmao i might have to for one of the bigger cards. do you train at richmond bjj

Congrats Caneloposter

>please!I'll be quick

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based, ama if you want

canor bluffing.I think he wants gaethje and not Poirier

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>Physical Therapist
>real doctor

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for me it’s jan “fuck puke cuckhold” blachowicz

Dustin needs to fuckoff and go cry in his cuckshed

This is almost as bad as loooooooooool

exactly and remember this is the heartbroken guy that needed time to recover. He's begging the irish from day 2

Peels*** sorry I had to quit my English studies to become a fool time looter

>can't even bang a fattie

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>Please!I'll be quick

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>gets rejected
>post the screenshots to Yea Forums to curry sympathy
Neck yourself my man

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Remove your flag... you're an embarrassment

>moves up weightclasses to get more belts
>Based. Khabib should learn something from the khabib of boxing

I know a featherweight who literally moved up one weight class to secure another belt!

Khabib will always be KABITCH!

This is the limit right here brehs

no homo but god he is such a huge downgrade from Cody Garbrant

even the fucktarded tats are a huge downgrade

Conor said before fighting Khabib that Gaycheese was an interesting opponent... there was an interview he called him "GATSH" like "gash". I won't be surprised motherfuckers if he fights him in December.

Love gaethje
Love stephens
Love 'alf mexicans
'ate mexico

Wow... Are ALL americans really like this? Huh... That's nuts...

Heem is for Bumders

Jesus, not even I am that pathetic.

Only the fat ones... so 56 percent of the population! :^)

you're not as tough as him, what does that say about you

based

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I heard the situation is bad in Venezuela because of Maduro so you can literally tell a girl you got meat in your pants and you won't have trouble getting a thot to eat it so she won't starve

Blacks and spics are the fattest demographic in america though.

>dump the weird depressed tat manlet
>he gets a smoking hot Asian wife while you get a shittier version of him
Based Cody

nou

shit it took me a couple minutes to remember that PVZ was Cody's gf once wtf lmao
If he fights Gaethje and wins he'll be one step forward than Khabib cuz now Khabib wouldnt fight someone that lost to Conor in the future but the only and inevitable choice,Tony Ferguson

Do you like the half Mexicans or do you see them as Americans

I don't think codys wife is asian

I have a feeling she's not over Cody the reason she quickly married a trift store cody and the reason she got her tits done. Like all the chicks from Commiefornia she's damaged emotionally and physically.

I don't really care T B H, race shit is only implied in boxing.

No surprise if Tony heems Conor and then Khabib but we all know Dana won't allow his new cash cow from taking a loss.

tony wins the story but loses the rematch

She’s Thai

based

She is but she bogged herself with surgeries

i didn't know gaethje was half anything

wew lad

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His mother, Carolina (née Espinoza), is of Mexican descent, and his father, John Ray Gaethje, is of German descent."

the more i know.

his mom is mexican check his twitter avi

who said they were

Any "wh*te" person born down south has the probability of being a 56% half mex.

>being flushed this hard

his mother is quite literally a goblino border hopper

Damn I guess she is. I assumed she was italian, looks similar to a friend of mine.

kek

Sweet Caroline!!!

Le 56 percent is true.

Wait... I remember now... some guy trolled him on Twitter saying "Nice wife or something" last week! I've seen his mom hehehehe

DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY FOOKIN' MOM!

based caneloposter

What is it about canelo that makes everyone SEETH over at /box/.

La creatura!

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She looks like that girl that said th n word a few years back, what's her name paula deen?

He makes heem and box seethe

Gathje will take a dive in exchange for a red panty night with Canor, so Khabib won't have to fight Gathje (duck) and Canor will have "earned his rematch" and be a "legit contender" again. Screencap this.

I googled her name and i see the resemblance

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No one cares about him here on /heem/, but /box/ literally SEETHES from just mentioning him. lol he really is /ourguy/ here.

at first glance I thoughy Khabib had stretchmarks, I'm retarded that obviously hair

Yeah my man capitalism is a social construct and Sheeit, you can totally raise a child properly without steady food, medical care or education, like in the medieval times, I should fucking know I'm from Venezuela

>exposes boxing for corruption
>always wins the story
>*wins* in general
Yeah nah canelo is /heem/ approved

>married a trift store cody
kek

caneloposter is a classic fixture of heem

>my name is Karen and I need to speak to the manager.

>thrift*

Reeeeeee. I typed too fast.

George after seeing him scheme on Helen Yee's tits.

How's it really going though, you good?

OH God, HAHAHAHAHAHA
I can't stop laughing. My God, you're pathetic.

Having said that, something similar happened to me when I was like 19 or 20 years old:

>Made out with this chubby, lower class slag in the club.
>Her friend makes out with one of my friends and the 4 of us go back to my friend's flat, almost guaranteed to have sex.
>My mate has sex with his slag, no problem
>I manage to blueball myself by making fun of her accent/the fact that she's from a lower class background than me
>I was only joking but she gets super offended out of nowhere, completely changes her mood and flat out refuses to have sex
>I was so blueballed and too drunk at this point that I actually did the whole "please... I'll be quick" speech like you

In many ways, it was a Godsend. I'd have probably got a nasty STD otherwise.

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Are the UFC games any good?

Damn you guys are pathetic.

The reason I couldn't get laid one night when my friend and I brought two girls over was that I had no condoms and my friend was busy fucking his girl to be bothered.

I regret this to this day.

i made a horrifically ugly dude to play as which was pretty fun. actually gameplay is mediocre

Absolutely.

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U Fucking Cunt you know what it means

You probably modeled him after yourself!

Stand up is fun, ground mechanics are always awful

Aight I'm boutta head out

Based GSP is a Kevin beLEEver
youtube.com/watch?v=N-JaF07ZYXw

that was a robbery

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Why did you post this? You're embarrassing yourself user this is pathetic.

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Why is Dustin backing out of the trashtalk, dude really ducking Conor since he didn't think he would respond back lol.

youtube.com/watch?v=53KYSQas8GY

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>calling other guys pathetic
>using "not having a condom" as an excuse to not fuck

My God... what is wrong with you low T incels? Raw dog that bitch if you don't have a condom.

t. a man with forty sexually transmitted diseases

They're a lot of fun. The ones on PS3 and 360 were better though tbqh.

Virgin hands typed this

Yeah I was 17 and I'm 35 now I would have still been dealing with STDs just for one fuck!

I'm from Chicago, my guy, chicks around here aren't that clean, I grew up in the hood in Humboldt Park... trust me... wouldn't have been worth it.

Yeah there are a lot of virgins in this general. I have a condom on me but I usually raw dog it. Girls make guys they don't really like use condoms. If she really wants you she'll let you go raw. It's funny how many girls say "my only rule is use a condom" until you're actually about to fuck then they just say "you won't cum in me right?".

>get's
>get's
>get's
For fuck's sake Nigel get your goddamned head outta your ass, how fucking retarded can you be?

Who do chicago niggas always mention that their from chicago. Its a shit hole.

He's still not wrong though

>Girls make guys they don't really like use condoms

BULLSHIT! I always used condoms because growing up these bitches wanted me to marry them and have kids! t. Mexican-Murrican. All hispanic chicks growing up wanted to start families at a young age i'm talking about 14 / 15 / 16 despite the fact they were the ones fucking around just as much as we were. I always pulled out and nutted on the condom just to make sure i didn't have a kid and get stuck with bustdowns.

Does Mcgregor really run boxing?

It's gives them an pre-made identity kek

>Who do chicago niggas always mention that their from chicago. Its a shit hole.

Just like your grammar?! At least we can spell, faggot!

WHY do Chicago niggas always mention that THEY'RE from Chicago.

Fixed that for you, low IQ pleb!

Is gangraping your little cousin with your dad and brothers a sport?

This post reads like something out of a 1999 Nintendo forum

>an pre-made identity kek
>an pre-made

Remove your proxy, Jordan!

have sex

post yfw Greg Hardy flushes Derrick Lewis

You caught me there. I've been on the internet since 1998 when I was 13. I started young in the forums arguing about SNES video games.

lmao remember Cowboy trying to actlike he thought he was gonna beat RDA on JRE right before their fight, he seemed so terrified. Bitchboy knew what was coming.

Chink moot needs to replace USA flag with state flags so I can tell who's a faggot and who isn't without reading posts.

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Yeah, latina chicks are a different story. They won't use birth control because "my religion" but will fuck any motherfucker on the block before marriage.

lets not get are nicker's inna twist

I did already, Justin Gaethje's mom is quite the beast in the sheets!

I cherry popped so many they called me "Playboy" true story.

seconding this
also I want a fucking St George's cross

based croat

I'd like to see him try to fuck with Colby also the delusional knob

He's 100% right because Bisbong won that fight, but he deserves scorn for dishonoring the language of his forefathers.

Yeah I hate that Texas has its own flag here and Illinois doesn't.

+1 adds RP.

Fite me bro.

That look in her eye. You just KNOW they've fucked, likely every single day since they've known each other. Laura is known to be THE WETTEST girl in the UFC, some say the wettest in the entire world. Megan anderson would have spent hours on foreplay just to get Laura wet enough to where she can take Megan's 5 inch circumference tongue, she would have absolutely destroyed Laura's pussy.

texas, the south will never rise again!! :)

i never have sex

it's fun, but insanely easy to master. I literally picked up the controller and on my first time playing beat my friend that owns the game 10 times before he even won one.
Also only play the stand up the rest is shit

no they didn't

We can only hope.

Guarantee they've at least had a threeway with a guy as an excuse to fool around together. Lucky motherfucker, btw.

I shit you not you can rail underage girls with less than $5, grown-up single moms with fuck you over 2lbs of rice/flour

fine, don't believe a stranger on the interwebs

* rapes you *
You're welcome, kiddo.

Please!I'll be quick

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that's actually really, really sad.

Damn! And Venezuela has some hot yummy mommies! I would love to travel there and bang some 18+ girls for a few bucks! One different each night!

That’s the beauty of communism!

>insanely easy to master
>doesn't understand any of the grappling
based retard

sheeeit

youtube.com/watch?v=YgXkjtMJmY8

illinois and texas state flags are both faggy as fuck, why would you care

Chile is flooded with Venezuelan whores and trannys (and 1000000 Uber Eats niggers on bikes), can confirm.

take that back! khabib disapproves

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Will these hookers come to hotels? What are some safe hotels in Caracas?

t. faggot from Delaware.

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Uhhhh Fuck (I'm) Cumming

Hmmm flag seems familiar...

digits confirm truth

So what's the story with Macedo? I take it she emigrated from Venezuela when she was really young cause she has an American accent but does she actually have US citizenship?

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Holy fuck, bro. I'm going to Venezuela. Where are the high end hookers at?

*stomps on your lifeless corpse*

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>the stupid transitions and wobbling plate submissions
It's dogshit
Regardless I whooped my mate's arse 10x before he started spamming TDs, learned how to defend that and then whooped his arse again

claro, raza! que viva mejico desde chicago aqui los compas celebrando

>100000 pesos for 15 minutes
Thats still a shit ton of us dollars for 15 minutes. The fuck is she on?

heh, titty

Honestly I'm panicking a bit, my wife doesn't know if she's pregnant and I'm complete denial mode, I don't want a second child (well I do but I don't want to have it right now because the country went to shit and our economy it's the most paradoxical logic defiantly thing in the universe) she was on the pill but she hasn't menstruated in like 3 months altho it has happened before, things cost more than in Switzerland and our living standards are worse than Haiti, shits crazy

Those are Venezuelan inflated pesos not the mexican pesos... probably 1 dollar... i'll check

Been to 10 BJJ sessions and tapped out a seasoned blue belt today. Should I be proud or is this a common occurrence

20 mex pesos is like 100000 venezuelan pesos, yeah it's that bad.

Is it true you get different AM and PM prices on some items because the inflstion is so super fucked?

Ugly
Fighting
Chinks

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I bough the mma themed forrnite skin. Im a faggot.

Is it true that if you try and grow say potatoes in a box they'll come and bash your head in? for not giving them to the state?

100,000 pesos is less than 30 bucks. Booking my flight now. I'll tell you guys how it goes.

Dude, she's 55 and just finished chemo for her breast cancer last month. Let it go.

My anti-boy, can't wait for this nigger to get heemed to death.

Make Illinois Mejico again! VIVA LA RAZA! 9/16/2020

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Fair enough, you'd think an Brit would understand English.

Blue belt is meme tier. Purple belts and above are legit, though BJJ is a fag art form so you're wasting your time.

Probably some Mahmoud or Pajeet anyway.

This fight card was rigged, prove me wrong.

That's one funk ugly mother hubbard

>an Brit
>an

off yourself.

say that in my mosque and see what happens infidel

>BJJ is a fag art form

Say that to his face and not online and see what happens...

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888888888888888888888888==============>

both me
I am omnipresent

Hey Infidels,
My name is Khabib, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever performed any suicide bombings? I mean, I guess it’s fun shooting random innocents in the streets for Allah, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Clawja.
Don’t be an American. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of Al Quaeda, and starter on my Sambo team. What sports do you play, other than “Canor McGregor Won The 3rd Round”? I also get undefeated fighting streaks, and have a banging hot 12 year old girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all infidels who should just kill yourselves in a horrible bombing. Thanks for listening. Inshallah.

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I-I-I d-didn't mean it, bro... p-p-please... don't put me in your guard.

*blinks eyes aggressively*

based british hivemind

why is the discussion on r/mma so much better than here? it's hard to compare because i'm not sure discussion even takes place here

Because you are a redditfag, and therefor have an inherent bias as well as low T levels.

did you rape my penne or my anus

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An hero

an hero. forgot pic.

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Based.

back up doo

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true

>why is the discussion on r/mma so much better than here? it's hard to compare because i'm not sure discussion even takes place here

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im quite enjoying this discussion about venezuelan hookers, you can go back there if you want to virtue signal and made shitty jokes about total CAN fighters

One ticket to snap city please i.4cdn.org/sp/1568650976616.webm

He beats Khabib.

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the mma reddit is just the same three opinions regurgitated by retards ad nauseam. youtube comments are better than that shit

I can't believe he got beat by this can

What's he doing wrong?

nothing

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Defend or placate

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It was his second fight in the ufc. Khabib's second fight in the ufc was Tibau. Gaethje was thrown into the fire as soon as he got in the ufc.

>Angela Hill
>Alexa Grasso
>Irene Aldana
>Bethe Correia

Yeah, I'm thinking this weekend's card is based.

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>implying fourchinnel is any different
Seethe.

Lifting with your back instead of your legs is high iq

Defend or dilate

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That's how I lift never seen anyone do it differently.

Depends® or bloviate.

Unironically the rare must-miss-live-and-check-out-later-on-leddit card.

based Angie could lose 5 fights in a row and still wouldn't get cut by the UFC

Whoa, what the fuck is that?!

DEMI LARDNER AGE

based underground king

i dont understand the snap city meme, if u dont lift with your back how will you strengthen your back?

Kevin "The Staphylococcus Phenom" Lee irreversibly btfo.
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You can work out your back without shattering it. Its like twisting your knee to strengthen it

Working the arms, lats, shoulders and lower back all with a single movement. Fucking BASED Tony with the ultimate lifting proficiency.

>his muscles are full of blood

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Backlets in shambles.

You are literally retarded. Everyone knows muscle growth comes from the muscles repairing themselves. How can they repair themselves if you don't break them first? You can do the same with your joints and bones. Vid related.

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>bodylets talking about potential ligament and postural damage
Get your glass bones out of here

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There's a difference between microscopic tears in your myosin/actin filaments and getting a proper muscle tear in your back though, Tony is no mortal man though so he can pull this shit off. Nigga rehabbed a knee in a couple months, after all.

>all the fat incels thinking they know how to lift better than a world champion athlete
Major, major yikes.

Good Lord he is sexy

Obviously it comes from muscle repair dumbass, that’s not the point and there’s limits where you just atrophy and damage the muscle, retard. Fucking moron

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Yeah, you're on the same level as Tony and are an expert on muscle development and weight lifting techniques, fer sure my guy.

Wow, this is a revalation, I never thought of it that way.

I still think that fight against Lawler was a robbery. I remember watching it with friends and we all agreed that Cowboy won and freaked out over the decision

I was more commenting on shitty situation of dumb thots, but yes you'll get the line pussy for $20, full plastic bitches will cost you around $40-100 depending on the age, skin tone and whatnot, caracas is loaded with hookers, pay cash only or they'll most likely scam you, use sites like sexycaracas or skokka
It is, I'm glad you did get it

First time I hear about that girl, I thought vixen was the only penezuelan in the ufc

Yes that's basic hyperinflation for you, altho right now the vast majority of payments are done in $, for the enterprises its not as bad but for the average guy it's hell because minimum wage is less than $2, most private companies pay over minimum wage for obvious reasons, and they ones that don't do it usually have other types of benefits like bags of food and others
I know you are memeing but Venezuela in that regard is libertarian as fuck, at this point they pretty much let you do whatever the fuck you want because they know if they try to take a hold of something people will just starve and contraband/bachaqueros will raise again

My spine when

I think people get too comfortable on tuf. Dwtncs is heem or be heemed as it should be.

now