Cristiano Ronaldo Meets Piers Morgan

What the fuck is your problem?

If you've seen the Ronaldo documentary then you will know the answer is no. He's a complete personality vacuum, dull af, and only seems to want to talk to people when they tell him how wonderful he is.

why did you decide to ruin this thread Nigel?

>no strong father
>ends up becoming gay with emotional issues
A tale as old as time

It's my thread. Fuck off, you monkey-munching halfwit

Have sex

Kill yourself

dilate

Kill yourself

to be fair I have seen sone shit on youtube and it always the same thing where he talks about hard work, etc...always the same shit, still havent figured it out if it is an act for his fans or if he is really like that

you need jesus

Not really. At least when speaking Portuguese he comes across as fairly well-spoken and genuine given his background.

He's obviously full of himself, but perhaps since his English is shit you can't really ''get to know him'' as well as we do.

You need a rope.

>He's obviously full of himself,
So you've just essentially agreed with me.

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>samefagging his own thread
Cringe

>Although, knowing what an arse-licking brown noser he is, it'll be an hour of him crawling up Ronaldo's knackered anus.

as opposed to Lineker crawling up
Messi’s ass, right?

state of this strawman.

>alt-right nazi incel haircut
yeah, he's guilty

Same fag

Oh dear

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Why would it be 'opposed to'?

state of your virginity
have sex

Proxy off, Twain. No one is fooled.

ITT brown people

yet again ronnie makes you seethe

fair enough. you got me

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he is here

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bang to rights.

welcome fellow darkie

does this delusional faggot really think he's the best player right now? or even in the top 15 all time?

his father was kinda strong, very strict and beat ronaldo with a belt few times iirc

its kinda a normal thing in southern and eastern(russia, greece maybe, turkey etc) countries, part of patriarchal culture of a strong arm or 'iron fist'

Ronaldo is the GOAT.

this is unironically pathetic, everything truly is about himself innit?

>crying because his father can't see his offside goals

well at least now we know ronaldo is an atheist, hope his sandnigger friends will be happy about it

Piers Morgan is everything that is wrong with todays Britain

water is wet

where did he say he was an atheist?

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he believes his father ca't see him

so you aren't trying to be clever when you say these things, you really are so autistic you can't understand basic english. his father didn't live to see him, he pointed up to the sky for him on some goals but it's not the same as sharing it in life.

you sound like a retarded fanboy.

real catholics would believe otherwise
for example messi knows his grandmother is watching him and praises her every goal. he also has a giant jesus tattoo and a tattoo of his mother. he is entirely devoted to his family, while I am not even sure cristiano celebrates his son's birthday.

>real catholic
>has a giant jesus tattoo
lmao

That doesn't sound like the Cristiano Ronaldo I know... and by know, I mean I have some of the man's bone marrow in me, and I am alive because of him. When I was younger, I nearly died of childhood cancer. My parents were very poor and things were not going well for me. Some friends of theirs ran a gas station and they had put a donation jar up on the counter with my picture and story on it. People could throw in some change and what not... it really did help out. Long story short, Ronaldo was deep into Portugal training at the time and happened in the gas station for a dr. pepper and some beef sticks. I am told he saw my jar and simply said: "take me to the boy".
I am alive today 100% because of that man... and I am also at least 95% responsible for the failure that was the Euro 2004. Ronaldo underwent hours of horrific sawing and drilling to donate his bone marrow to save my life. It took him years to fully recover, and the Euro was an utter piece of shit, but I try to make up for it by living a good and rewarding life in the memory of Ronaldo's sacrifice. And my name? Lionel Messi.

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lold at the flag

>crying because his father can't see his offside goals

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Very good post, Krautbro

The video where ronaldo starts crying because his father is dead. It goes to show that he has everything in the world yet he has one thing missing in his life that is his father, something that is invaluable and he would probably trade all that he has to get him back. Some average Joe still has his father, and despite Ronaldo's immense success his father is dead. It must pain him to have that one shortcoming in his life, that one missing piece to the puzzle, he will never be able to tell his father how success he become and because of that somethy will always be missing in his life

How did he get his straight like that?

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does he shave his forehead too? it's obviously not naturally receded as the hair thins out too.

Seethe

Obsessed

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why is it always shitskins that get really angry when ronaldo isn't being showered with praise?

there is literally a 50% chance that you are mexican

and 100% chance that you are a moorish shitskin

>an hour of crawling up Ronaldo's knackered anus
God I wish that were me

No because the interview contract terms are agreed prior by his management etc.

reminder; he literally raped a woman and paid for her silence.

I do wonder how much Mendes has negotiated for this interview and how much he will allow to be spoken about.
Piers is a shit interviewer anyway. Typical tabloid paper mong. I hope Ronaldo spits in his face.

Kek