Why did he look the other way before crossing? What was the point of that?

Why did he look the other way before crossing? What was the point of that?

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wishes he was Firmino

got distracted by his sister's bunda in the stands

because he's the biggest fraud in football. because he constantly dives and goes down easy players are scared to tackle him and rightfully so. this feeds his ego and he's deluded himself into thinking he's actually good so constantly tries to show off.

him and Lingard are the players i hate the most.

even little kids know you're supposed to look both ways before crossing

neymar is actually good though. He may be a driver and a twat but talent wise he's far above trash like sterling, salah, etc

>le flashy "skills" lad

His Tourettes acted up

based

because it's EPIC

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To see if there's any traffic comming from the left

to check on your mom lmao

It's a semi dab.

because french people stink lmao

>Neymar's coming forward
>I know he's gonna cross eventually
>Oh look, he's turning back and might try to slow down play to get a be-
>OH SHIT HE CROSSED EARLY I AM NOT READY TO DEFEND THIS AS WELL AS I NORMALLY COULD BECAUSE OF THAT
>mfw the header goes in

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to make turbo virgins like you seethe

To produce more content for goals and skills montages

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Haha!

>hating on my man... Jlingz...heh.....

What a son of a bitch I fucking hate him look at this fucker look at this dumb fuck

Based

this is the post

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noice

I feel like Neymar is top tier too, but I realised I don't actually watch PSG and he's been injured a bunch so it's hard for me to say if he's still at that level

hearty kek

checking for rape allegations

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Bravo

Some athletes see sports as more of a performative dance, with the goal of playing as beautifully as possible (hopefully while being equally efficient)

But you wouldn't understand. Your low IQ can't fathom anything beyond "kick le ball into le goal!!!!"

The no-look pass usually serves a purpose, though. Here it was pretty pointless.

True, but he wasn't aiming for purposefulness

Football is entertainment. He is just doing his job well

LMAOOOOO

didn't find it funny but since everyone is replying have a (You) i guess

Finlan.

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it's to fool the defender

My computer doesn't support webms. What did it say?

South Africa eternally BTFO

>neymar
more like gaymar lol