PIT: Decision on surgery for Big Ben coming Monday
NO: Rapoport: Drew Brees (thumb) to miss time
ATL: Julio Jones roasts Eagles for game-sealing TD
ATL: Matt Ryan leads Falcons to late-game SNF win
DAL: Report: Michael Gallup (knee) to receive MRI
PHI: DeSean Jackson leaves SNF with groin issue
PHI: Alshon Jeffery injures calf, departs vs. ATL
DET: Back to Earth: Amendola lays egg in box score
NO: Jared Cook catches 2-of-7 targets vs. LAR
NO: Alvin Kamara limited to 60 scoreless yards
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so this is the power of sports science
Eagles suck dick
4th for *wins the division*
>95506988
based
>4 of the top 5 QB's are black
>the one white one watches his wife get blacked
/spol/ on suicide watch
chiefs
Vikings may have been beaten, but two things showed promise for the season: the defense and Cook. If we can just get Kirk to stop doing stupid shit, we can win. The overzealous refereeing didn’t help though.
Dubs and Trips confirm >we are winning the SB this year
Nth for exposed iggles
>I left plays out there that I know I could’ve made and will make going forward, tough loss that hurts a lot because I know how hard we played. I will be better and as a team we will be better moving forward.
please make the plays next time Agholor, thanks.
Why does it seem to be more full than usually posted here?
I can't wait until we destroy the Jets tonight so you faggots shut up about Baker being shit
The biggest joke franchise in the league and that's coming from a fins fan
Will I ever get an apology from this general for being right about Dak?
Bros...
sure bud
Remember when JLo's butt was considered #1? It would be called too small these days
>Barely eking out wins against the Ben-less Steelers and the Bungles
Um, no sweaty
You beat the Gnats and the Skins. What are you bragging about?
What the fuck is his problem?
We can't stop Mahomes bros
I'm a pats fan because I like winners.
Are the Texans elite
liking winners is for losers
No
Elite at going one and done in the playoffs
IT'S NOT FAIR WE HAVE THE TAPE
>beating a kid named Gardner Mintchew by 3
no
He’s a shit QB in a run-heavy offense. They should treat him like Taysom Hill and only pass when it’s a trick play
I'm 100% so far
Dak through 2 weeks is the MVP of the league.
*dabs*
He tanked si bad I thought he was on the dolphins for a minute
>implying rudolph wasn't very obviously playing better than raipistburger
memevay's a hack and the 49ers are paper tigers
I think deep down, we both know who's taking the division
Big Ben will announce his retirement soon.
Why do you think they L vs Eagles, but W @Eagles?
>this player will retire before the season ends
Hard mode: no Vinatieri
Haha time to get embarrassed on MNF
>if we can kirk to stop doing stupid shit.
Got some bad news for ya bud. He's never gonna change. Packers got the division on lock this year. Kirk will make the vikings go 8-8 again this year.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH cry me a river bitch!!!
Andrew luck
Ben and Eli.
Roethlisberger or Brees, depending on the extent of their injuries
>Chargers lose replacement S Adrian Philips for the season
Another one bites the dust.
>paper tigers
The D is all tiger and no paper. Cucksell HerSon is finished.
All we need to do is hardcap his passing and just keep running. Cook had 154 yards.
>losing to the Eagles but winning at them
Deep
Why can't DK fucking turn?
Dak is 2-1 @ philly and Cowboys just overall win on the road since 2016
He never had a complete route tree, he's a meme "run straight and throw it deep" receiver
Cowboys vs Patriots in the superbowl is the end of the NFL
So the Patriots are going 18-1 again this year. Who knocks them off in the owl?
Half those yards came off of one run. Vikings scored 16 points. Relying on Cousins to win you games is a recipe for disaster. Vikings are in QB purgatory, same as the Bears.
Rodgers
the 9-7 giants after they start Jones
Some meme team. Probably the Saints. Teddy is shit but Brees comes back and wins the shit ass NFCS since the rest of the division is trash. He goes down again in the playoffs and Taysom wins it in the wildcat
Aints are going 4-12 m8
>people here thought Cousins and Trubisky were better than Dak
The other half came off of 19 other attempts. That’s still 79 yards in 19 carries give or take, which is still over 4ypc. But the fact that Cook CAN make those long runs is a major benefit. Not only that, he makes these runs and still produces later in the game.
For some reason, Google shows the Bucs as both an AFC and NFC team.
Do my digits confirm?
>big dill hill
i'm ready
They should really make Florida + the Falcons into their own retarded division
>cowboyfags will be insufferable winning vs 3 shit teams in a row
Hahahahahaha lmfao look at those squiggles.
Cowboys fans are insufferable regardless.
>colts hope to talk Vinatieri out of retirement
Fucking why? He's done
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Come back when you can beat the Bengals by more than one(1) point at home, losers.
Mariota is dead to me now who should i be looking forward to ruining my franchise this coming draft?
Can't wait for Rodgers to btfo of them at home in the playoffs again
fucking cowgoys, I bet you niggers support israel
his old drop habits caught up to him again.
Fuck Israel and fuck Cowboys fans.
If Andy Reid doesn't get to the owl this season then he deserves to he fired
You're going to pick up Jameis or Cam in the offseason and you're going to like it.
No one. You're cursed to years of further Miami-tier (before their current rebuild) mediocrity until someone grows the balls to blow it all up
You guys will sign Winston in the offseason to a max contract
Wentz with meme offense
It’s the year of the rookies.
God have mercy I'll take Hurts or Burrow even fuck anything but Rapist Jameis
Getting tendies for lunch. Should I get spicy bbq, Korean bbq or the places signature sauce for dipping?
>year of the rookies
>top QBs aren't in their rookie years
Hm?
Brees is out too, they dont even face an opponent til week 5
>there's an alternate universe where Ramsey should have knocked out Marrone during their sideline fight and taken over as HC
I wish we were in it
Arizona Cardinals
They almost beat Ravens yesterday.
I personally like Polynesian sauce
>Eli with autism
>Foles with backup powers
Wentz isn’t meme worthy enough.
can't wait till Jimmy "goblin fucker" gaWoppolos shreds his acl again and >you go crawling back to the basement, hating on >us while lurking in the shadows like the roaches you are
Apologize to Dak, /nfl/
You're going to lose to the Brees-less Saints.
Enjoy that shit show on Sunday.
>wentz making it to the end of the year
kek stupid turkroach
Play against actual teams
Sorry
>implying the saints don't get meme'd on every time they come to Seattle
Cookies and cream is the best I've cream flavor
Fight me
Too early 2019-20 QB stats
NFC East
Dak Prescott 72% 38 TDs 10 INTs 4,400 yards
Carson Wentz 64% 24 TDs 12 INTs 3,600 yards
Eli Manning 59% 10 TDs 12 INTs 2,100 yards
Case Keenum 60% 18 TDs 8 INTS 2,200 yards
Dwayne Haskins 66% 20 TDs 7 INTs 2,600 yards
Daniel Jones 67% 19 TDs 10 INTs 2,400 yards
Can someone explain to me why no other great afce team has emerged in 20 years? Every other division has other good teams emerge and go on a run, see some playoff or regular season success. Other than Rex Ryan Jets, afce has been middling which is in football is worse than being shit. Shit teams get high draft picks. What has kept the Bill's, Jets and Phins from putting together a great team?
my team = based
your team = shit
Its mint chocolate chip
The cowboys are the chiefs of the NFC
Jameis Winston is a fucking bum but Scam Newton had to throw the fucking game and give that clown a prime time road win.
Buccaneers got another great defense (so far) and it's gonna be ruined by our offense being held back by our QB.
my mettie jetties are going to win today
>mint
based cam playing the long game. That win will get jameis at least 8 more starts
>fucked a pornstar so good she “tapped out” for the first time ever
I hate the 49ers but that’s some straight Chad meme shit right there
Cam had his shoulder removed in the offseason.
What are you referring to?
a brainlet will tell you it's because of the patriots. the reality is that even if they were to get swept every year, 2 losses on the record wouldn't be enough to put them in perpetual hell.
They're just poorly run organizations. Their front offices are simply full of retards.
4 TOUCHDOWNS
4 TOUCHDOWNS IN 1 QUARTER
1 FUCKING QUARTER
WE HAVE THE TAPE WHAT DO WE DO
WE CAN'T STOP HIM
IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAIIIIIRRRR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>believes lies on the internet
Kiara Mia said after her date with jimmy G he fucked her so hard she had to quit. Called him the energizer bunny
i fuckin hate cousins at this point
first of all, that game shouldve never went that way in the beginning anyways. Especially when you look at how well the vikes defense was for 3/4 of the game.
second of all, how do you literally march down the field with ease with run plays then you all of a sudden give kurt the ball when you're in touchdown range.
Its like the Seahawks and Pats owl. Could've just ran it in. just ran it in. ran it in.
Brady when he tears his ACL + MCL next week
based
Imagine paying all that guaranteed money just to have to go to a run focused offense. I legitimately feel bad for my Vikings fan brother. Cousins fucking scammed the Vikes and is going to ruin their Superb Owl window.
84 million dollars
yeah dont remind me
I've lost all hope in that fucking hack
women say all kinds of bullshit for clout. like those whores who called Drake a "freak" in bed
ps you aren't fooling anyone homo. stop lusting after your QB it's embarrassing
It was the only noon game on for me and I don’t even care about either of these trash franchises, but thaaat shitty fade pass that was intercepted made me legitimately mad
Brees is gone for six weeks.
>Brady goes down
>Chiefs automatically Superb Owl favorites
yes God yes
>someone mentions sex
>immediately start thinking of faggots and cock
>tries to project his homolust on other people
You aren’t fooling anyone my dude
Because the division keeps fucking in-hiring the other shitbum coaches of other teams
I mean the jets fucking signed Gase and the dolphins signed a fucking belichick teet sucker.
>boasting about a man being a zomg sex god
>gets defensive
this shit writes itself
Meh. We'll still win the division without him
and the O Line
oh for fucks sake. why is it so bad all the time forever?
AND the refs were pretty shitty for both sides this game. A couple times i was waiting for unnecessary roughness or roughing the passer against the Vikes.
You’re the only defensive one here you faggot. I’d tell you to kill you self but I’m sure the HIV will take care of that soon enough
>run heavy offense
Tom Brady is literally the only QB in the league that isn't complete shit
Bill Belichick is literally the only coach in the league that isn't complete shit
remind me what these are for
Patriots have superior management, plus the other teams have likely two guaranteed Ls every year. To even get to 12-4 or 11-5 with those two Ls is extremely tough.
>Saints' QB Drew Brees is expected to undergo thumb surgery as early as today that would be expected to sideline him approximately 6 weeks, per leagues sources.
7:30 AM - 16 Sep 2019
>this faggot in full cope mode
Ooph
>he thinks the cowboys are going to beat the bills
lmao
>samefagging
you sure seem upset.
it's okay to be gay, user. we won't bully you
I don’t man. I think we are honestly fucked. Make me feel better
Tom doesn't get injured anymore
The NFL isn't going to let every team cheat.
You should take a look at what’s scheduled for those 6 weeks
He will.
>Tom Brady is literally the only QB in the league that isn't complete shit
>Bill Belichick is literally the only coach in the league that isn't complete shit
I mean, he's a professional athlete. Not that far fetched.
Based third Austrian poster. I am the Austrian Hawks fan and there is also the Dolphins fag. What team are you a fan of?
The amount of dicksucking Eagles fans do to Wentz is fucking absurd. We’re going to be stuck with this guy for the next 5+ years because of this shit.
No other team in the AFCE has had a good QB in the past 20 years
Please for the love of god have sex. With a woman. Maybe then when someone mentions it in the future who’s wont immediately think of cock and then start getting defensive when someone points out you’re homo. Or take your own advice and just come out already
dick too big
sudden turns cause a sudden whipping effect that carries momentum
when he tries to turn he actually just ends up doing a 360 which is why he can only appear to run straight lines
why do you think all those routes hang left
weighted shift
Dak is a mulatto
they don't have anyone else
>D-Dak can't th-throw deep guise!
>immediately thinks of cock and men when a sexual situation comes up
>tries to be witty to hide his shame of being gay
>multiple people call him out
>s-samefag!
>y-your mad
Yikes
>threw an interception
>MVP
Wilson, Brady and Mahomes have been playing better than Dak. You could even make the argument for Lameme
Because he gallops like a giraffe.
Eagles
Trade for Miami's kicker. Everyone is for sale there
correct
The only undefeated teams in the AFC are: Patriots, Chiefs, Ravens, and Bills
Give me one reason why the Bills aren't ELITE Yea Forums
This is the most cringe selfprojecting post I’ve seen
Guys, a big ass spider ran under my PC and after getting some bug spray I can't find it. What do I do?
Because they’re the bills
Typical philthy phag. Wentz didn't let Julio score on a fucking screen. Wentz did everything he could with his starting receivers laid out on stretchers.
Leave it alone. Those things are godsends as they trap and kill other bugs you don't want in your house.
yikes; cringe; have sex
Are you also from Vienna?
I really really enjoy us Austrian just overtaking /nfl/ in the last couple of days
Mahomes is the only one playing better than Dak through 2 weeks.
You're retarded. The Seahawks would have lost yesterday if Wilson didn't bust his ass off all game
avocado ice cream
He’s also made of glass and refuses to change how he plays.
>Kiara Mia
If he's willing to go out on a date with a pornstar he should have chosen someone a whole lot better than this. Poor decision making to begin with, but if you're going to go all in with the stigma attached to that industry then put some effort into it.
>giraffe
Fitting, since this is what defender look like trying to cover him
>
they're playing the Patriots twice this year
I seem to have caused a buttrustling of massive proportions
I cannot imagine the level of seethery required to reply in such vast quantities
k cool? Dak has the most 4qtr comebacks of any QB in the league since 2016
Dak has played better than Lamar. Credit to Lamar though glad I drafted him in the 11th round in Dynasty last year
they'll beat the pats in buffalo.
still cringing
>since 2016
And Wilson has the most since 2012, who gives a shit about pointless stats like that. You're delusional if you think Dak has been playing better than Wilson this year, hell he hasn't been playing better than Jackson
if the current trend continues, they'll lose 63 to -6
Which is it? You want him to get hurt and off the field? Or you want him to keep winning games by putting himself out there?
You don't even know what the fuck you're mad at, you just want to blame Wentz for not winning the game with back up players. Seek help.
F
S
Fuck that bitch.
Hi guys. Learning how to spell numbers in American English. How do I spell $84,000,000?
kek nice try, loser
It's almost like that's why I said it.
@95507831
Fags lose yet again. Also I’m not going to directly reply to you anymore. Chance of aids is too high
Heh, based Jimmy living in another anons head rent free.
I doubt it
Bad shop. The (You)s are closer to the post number, aka the gap of blue isn’t that big
Yes. Dak has absolutely played better than Wilson over the first 2 weeks of this season. You are delusional to think otherwise.
What is it about Jimmy that gets in other teams fans heads?
>1 int
Yikes!
>sacked one time
>compared to eight times
Case in point. Wilson is doing more with a much worse oline
The Patriots may not give up a defensive TD until they play KC. As good as the Pats offense is the reason they win the SB is the defense.
Enjoy your one dimensional receiver.
>and still a better passer rating than wilson
he was an all time great who as far as I know didn't cheat like Pey Pey
*makes adjustments to play style to compensate for weaknesses and minimize turnovers*
*wins*
You can only reply to this post of your team is 2-0
>not so fast Jets, D*lphins, Brownies, Bungals, Stoolers, Clots, Toxins, Jags, Titoons, Raiders, Chorgers, Broncucks, Iggles, Giants, Redskins, Detoilet, Viqueens, Shitcago, Cuckaneers, Failcunts, Aints, Panthers, Retardinals
both me
dak and zeke are oline babbies
He just convinced his receivers to take paycuts before a big contract then turned around and signed his record setting deal at the time. He's a snake.
BASED
lol k
Everyone is scared of the 49ers finally having a quarterback.
PAY
HIM
ALREADY
The Wop is unironically going to drag that defense down sooner or later. He's pretty overrated
Hello! Yes, I’d like to order one AFC South division title and a wild card round playoff win, please.
>already being overly confident after one good game
Cake tastes especially delicious this year, I see
>NFCW is the only division with 3 teams that are 2-0
Who else here /toughestdivisioninfootball/
They should be fucking terrified of Shanahan play calls after yesterday. He just did nothing but stunt on the Bengals defense more than Jimmy being able to run the offense.
Conservative asshole Drew Brees gets his finger snapped after endorsing an anti LGBTQ group and diluting the fundamental separation of church and state.
Dare I say, divine intervention? Sorry for your injury, sweetie
Is brisket elite?
Whether he succeeds or not, other teams' fans can't stop talking about him.
Based but also cringe because of $)ers
10-2 record with Garoppolo at QB bitch pigeon.
>Facebook image
Why
Talk shit when you can beat the Bengals by more than one(1) point.
>Barely winning against the Bungles (who got dismantled yesterday) and the Steelers without Ben
Who's really the overconfident one here?
Does that include those final five games of the season a couple of years ago where those wins were completely irrelevant?
>plays 12 games in two years
>this is somehow a sign of him being elite
It's spelled lololololololol
Their new QB is unironically better than Big Ben, whatever his name was
Just wanted to drop by and thank the Lions for beating the professional football team formerly known as the San Diego Chargers.
Why can't he just throw with his other arm?
Not yet but he will be.
Mason Rudolph? He's been there for a few years.
>Some wins are more "win" than other wins.
What did this faggot mean by this?
stay seething cucks
Shitsburgh was unironically better without pig ben
It's really sad that we don't play each other before week 10. Can't wait to completely annihilate your meme coach and pretty boy QB
Too handsome, he doesn't care what others think and fucks whatever he's in the mood for. Plus he already has 2 rings and deep down it bothers people that he has a very real chance at filling up his hand with rings. He's been blessed all through life and also stole all of Tony Romo's college records. It's a unique blend of every fan of the 4 most cancerous fanbases
>pats
>cowgirls
>xecucks
>rasm
Having built in reasons to hate him despite his admittedly limited start history. It's pretty funny. All you gotta do is post his face and his name, JIMMY, and their ears start steaming with rage.
>a literal nazi thinks he knows american sports
top fucking kek
Not every one can cure their CTE with Nanobubble water.
Sad. Here's to a healthy Jimmy russlin Jimmy's.
>kobe brisket
What none of you get is that Jimmy isn't more than an average-above average QB at this point in time, it's Shanny's playcalling and the defense that are going to take this team anywhere.
>Pic related, it's Shanahan drawing up his weekly gameplan
Fuuuuck... That shit would melt in your mouth.
>he has run out of arguments so he has to resort to insulting my flag
AUSTRIANS UNITE AGAINST THIS RETARD
>>Barely winning against the Bungles (who got dismantled yesterday) and the Steelers without Ben
lol you fags keep repeating this same shit over and over again. gonna laugh when rudolph dabs on >you in >your own home and cleanses this board of 49ers shitposts for another half decade
because they haven't had as many inter-divisional match ups compared to the other divisions, dumb dumb.
>season already over
>lol let's just fuck our draft position by winning out
Drew Brees is a pussy faking an injury because he knows his team sucks this year. He has the same mentality as Andrew Luck.
He dips his toes in the pool and if it’s too cold he bitches out
The word you’re looking for is intra-divisional. Inter means between/outside, intra means within. That’s why interstate roads go between states.
not in your hand
He's also 40
Luck took more shots than any QB by a country mile his first four years in the league. That’s like calling David Carr a pussy, which you would probably do too because your an uninformed zoomer
>Wins don't matter, ever
What could he possibly have meant by this?
Now that the Bears have a clutch kicker and the best defence in the league, whats to stop them?
You're right, it's not fair that we haven't had to play the best division in football yet. But it's up to the other division to stop us.
>pic related
this is the man who's gonna lead you to the promised land?
Yeah but sayong intradivisional makes you sound like a faggot.
A lot of QBs are getting sick or injured this year.
APOLOGIZE
Except one
>being this retarded
Enjoy your last (you)
the bears never learn. The same story year after year
Jimmy g is the biggest qb meme in the league right now. Also a literal cuck, dating a porn star
Here to represent
Trushitsky
those wins cucked them out of better draft picks you absolute brainlet
You keep posting retarded shit. Stop it.
If some of your offensive linemen get injured can you put a few of your defensive linemen on your o-line?
It's gonna be a fun ride.
Oh no! All they got was the best Tackle in that draft looking like an all-pro so far in his second year. They sure are hurting.
>wins game
>losers
pick one faggot
Yes. You can put any active player in at any position.
>pointing out that meaningless wins are meaningless is retarded
What do you know, you just got another (you) well done
then say "in-division games" because saying "interdivisional" when you mean "intradivisoinal" makes you sound like Brandon Marshall
>still propagating these lies about Andrew Cuck
thanks bruh
You've won both games by a combined margin of three points, good luck sustaining that you dumb shitbird
Jimmy's totally a meme, have you seen his abysmal deep ball? Shanny's the brains behind the operation
>barely beating two 0-2 teams
Seahawks are sus af
Was the Bears/Broncos game the biggest meme of the year?
ah fuck top post meant for this dummy
there are zero(0) non-white qbs in the hof
Seahawks always get better later in the season.
Just mark them down for a playoff spot now
A wins a win retard. Jimmy is 10-2 as a 49er quarterback. Trying to diminish this, or dispute this just makes you look like a simp.
That used to be more commonplace in ye olden days but in today's game it's a lot rarer. Better to just get the backups out on the field.
Are the chefs going to destroy in the regular season and get bounced again in the playoffs.
My bills are gonna fuck dak in the ass
if only
hes a lost cause and the coaches dont know how to mitigate his fuck ups
How many playoff wins?
Even when they limp in to the play offs with 9 wins. And the team only looks worse.
You can justify it however you want, but doesn't change the fact that none of those wins have equated to playoff appearances, meaning there as pointless as Marino's W/L record
He’s not a lost cause, he just needs to understand his role in the team. I’m not a fan of the whole “fire the team” after a week 2 loss. If this persists week 8 or week 10, then there’s cause fo
Nah I'll diminish it, he hasn't looked as good since the 5 game run where Shanny was force-feeding him plays and what to do. Decision making has been spotty he started having to make reads and take more control of the offense into his own hands, see the interception thrown into quadruple coverage yesterday.
t. fellow nannersfag
This is a dogshit argument, he's never been close to even sniffing the playoffs since he took over as started for the Niners
Likely Playoff Teams as of today:
AFC East: Patriots (Winner)
AFC North: Ravens (Winner)
AFC South: Titans, Texans, Colts
AFC West: Chiefs (Winner), Chargers
Three remaining spots: AFC South Winner and the two Wildcards between the other four teams
NFC East: Cowboys, Eagles
NFC North: Open
NFC South: Open
NFC West: Rams (Winner), Seahawks, 49ers
NFC is easier to say which teams will not make the playoffs: Cardinals, Giants, Redskins
Warren Moon
that makes sense considering black qbs weren't as common as they are today. also
>Warren Moon
>there
I'm tired fuck
Relevance to the topic? Or are you desperately shifting goal posts to point out how Un russled your Jimmy's are?
So Jimmy is as good as Marino? You heard it here first folks.
So we just gonna argue about the NFCW again or we gonna talk about MNF?
You can but normally it's better to just use one of the backups, maybe switch the line around a little so the backup is in a role that suits them better. Like your center goes down so you move a guard to center then have the backup play guard.
>he's elite
>he's never been close to even sniffing the playoffs since he took over
please choose one of these
You just posted nearly word for word my assessment of him from yesterday's game thread. Congrats. He is still executing wins.
>this level of reading comprehension
Interpret it however you want, it would just mean they'll never make the playoffs with him as QB
affirmative action
it's not a real record
not much to talk about. The jets are already done and the browns were insanely overhyped, but should still win handily
Playoffs are an individual achievement? Seething copers please leave.
>implying anyone wants to talk about the Jets or Browns
>dolphins have to start their season off against the Ravens, Patriots and now Cowboys
tbf this seems a touch unfair
Just keep him as a wr coach.
>Brees out for a few weeks
Maybe his conversion therapy buddies can pray him back onto the field sooner.
Trubisky just needs to think better. Hes got all the weapons he needs.
Look for a close, relatively low-scoring, ugly game tonight.
im not saying fire the team.
the team looked great, except for the 1st quarter.
It's just stupid fucking mistakes that you'd see a rookie make.
At this point, i've lost all faith in Kirk. He just looked like shit, 2 interceptions 2 fumbles. i mean for fucks sake.
O Line wasn't helping him much either.
Although, I wouldn't get too excited if i were a Packers fan. They got shut out 3/4 of the game and simply lucked out with Kirk being Kirk.
Imagine if the vikes defense actually showed up for the entire game
>he didn't look as good when he was starting last season behind a line stuck together with bubble gun and a rookie tackle playing guard out of position and an injured Goodwin/McKinnon and an un-evolved Kittle still with the dropsies.
You're either a false flag or a casual.
an elite qb can drag his team kicking and screaming to the playoffs
just look at Drew Brees and his shitty defense he's dealt with his entire career
Peyton Manning is a hallmark of this during his Indy years
Aaron Rodgers is in the same camp
even Tom Brady has had to win with shitty defenses and pulled it off - it's why he's second all time in 4th quarter comebacks (only behind pey pey)
This, why should a college team have to play nfl teams?
>Take over for a 1-10 team
>Get injured 3 games into his second season starting
Explain exactly how he's supposed to bring them to the playoffs in these circumstances? I also never said he was elite numbnuts, there's more than one niners fan on here
Patriots WR Antonio Brown was accused of sexual misconduct by a second woman, according to
@RobertKlemko
who cares? they're tanking
this is just what they want.
Damn, you mean Jimmy isn't a Hall of Fame quarterback who has the luxury of stat padding?
Jimmy G officially makes /NFL/ retarded.
Lol ya seethe? Choose your words more carefully and you won't end up with your foot in your mouth.
Just because his supporting cast was worse last year doesn't mean his decision making isn't still suspect
6 Weeks and it is your ass, NFL.
>even Tom Brady has had to win with shitty defenses and pulled it off
not true. he's had a top 10 defense every single time he's won a ring and the best (or near best) in the league for the first three
Should we just tank everything? It's time to think about what's best for the franchise. I mean realistically, we probably cannot out-tank the lolphins so we wouldn't be able to get Tua anyways, but are there any other noteworthy QB prospects that will be available in the first round?
kek
Be honest before I pointed out the roster situation did you know any of that?
>if defense played first quarter
Exactly. The defense and cook/Mattison are the reason I’m not screaming and raving like others. It’s too early to think the season is lost. Does it suck to lose a winnable game to a division rival? Yeah. But there were several good things that happened during that game to have lots of hope for this season.
by avoiding injury
all his injuries have been because he was trying to get an extra half yard out of a play when he should have been protecting himself
imagine being this much of a faggot
you don't want a pineapple at QB
It was good to see Dougie P unleash Gym Shorts on the Failcons offense. It got the Eagles back into the game even though it ultimately ended in their demise. Live by the Shorts, die by the Shorts.
how did you get that from what I said?
this is some serious cope m8, and I like Jimmy
he's just not elite without belly
Why would I be angry? You're right, I did walk into that one but Marino also never played in the playoffs so you played yourself too
this is the future of the nfl, biracial are going to dominate.
>Tom Brady is held to the standard of "winning the super bowl" while everyone else is held to "gets into the playoffs"
Tom Brady has played with bad defenses
Tom Brady has never missed the playoffs
But now he has the Belli of offense, Shanny.
How are we going to fuck up the tank job?
what is 2002
Did I know that the huge free agent RB we brought in was injured before he ever touched the field and that we hadn't yet installed Tomlinson and McGlinchey in their current positions?
Yes, yes I did. That pick into quad coverage yesterday is a perfect example of how he's still improving.
the jets beat you to it
You must not have seen him trying to hold a football and failing miserably. That's a torn ligament. I think 6 weeks is being generous.
Didn't Favre have a really good season once when he had to manually reinsert a metal pin into his hand every time he threw a football? Maybe he can teach Drew how to do that.
Nobody is beating the Patriots this year. This entire fucking league is irrelevant.
Friendly reminder that only Eli and PeyPey have won a SB with a bottom 10 defense.
Your odds of beating the Bungles increase with each week
What the FUCK is this dude’s problem?
picking the wrong year
>It’s too early to think the season is lost
I'm with you on that.
we're all gonna make it
>played 7
>including a year he didn’t play a snap and a year he played 7 games
Based retard
Gee you just compared Jimmy to— Drew Brees, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, and Peyton Manning. And you don't understand where I'm coming from?
Most of those things were known well before now and nothing came of it
>Drafting Alabama QBs and expecting them to be good when they're not throwing to all 5 star receivers who flat out-talent anyone trying to cover them.
No.
>It's time to think about what's best for the franchise.
Unfortunately, the Saints are built as a "Win Now" program. Brees' contract has been restructured so many times, he's going to own 75% of the franchise after he retires.
He thinks he deserves it all. Entitled, coddled, and narcissistic.
Antonio dindu nuffin
Yeah but based Jimmy wings it with Chad confidence. Jimmy also should have 4 more TDs on the season if it wasn't for mental error penalties by other players.
That is price of immortality
It's ogre. Saints about to be 1-7.
They will lose two games in the regular season
Well yeah, he is with the Patriots too which is a team that embodies those traits.
BIG BEN DONE FOR THE SEASON
If we divide his 174 sacks by the 5.5 seasons he actually played we get 31.64 sacks per season. That's still not that much, he would be No. 13 on this list then and his total number of sacks is almost laughable compared to someone like Pig Ben or even Stafford
@RapSheet
The #Steelers announce that QB Ben Roethlisberger had an MRI on his right elbow and will need surgery this week. He is out for the season.
It's funny the more they argue the higher his stock rises. Just sit back and before long they'll be comparing him to the GOAT Montana.
>Dolphins
>Brees-less Saints
Gonna feel comfy being 4-0
>literally the only times Brady didn't have a top 10 defense was in 2005, where he lost in the divisional, and in 2011, when he lost to one of the worst superbowl winning teams of all time
>Patriots are going 19-0
>got a raise today
>left-wing leaders are waking up and realizing that playing nicely with incels, Christians and other domestic terrorists that comprise the drumpf-right is a dumb strategy and going straight for the jugular to fix this country
Yeah this is a good year.
I love his chaditude but he's no Sexy Rexy, homeboy can't unleash the dragon that well yet. Second point I'll give you though, once we stop shooting ourselves in the foot his stats will at least look better
Based school learning here
>stoolers
Brees and Ben killed on the same day. At least Brees will come back later this season.
>all these fucking QB's dying now
haha time to NOT get a top 5 pick even when you had one last season
The Bucs are running away with the south
A little more than 1/4 to a half of a season. If any one thinks tanking is acceptable for that you have to be the mentally weakest coward in the world.
Post proof
How many starting QBs are out already
Sure, because that includes his final season where his o-line was elite. That’s why I said he was hit more than anyone else in the league his first four seasons (2012-2015), which was correct, but you have no reading comprehension.
thefalcoholic.com
Eli and Rivers are next
His career is over. A throwing elbow injury at his age and mileage is devastating. He would be nuts to try to come back.
based and actually-does-his-homeworkpilled
How painfully pedestrian are the Chargers without Gordon? Goddamn, just pay the nigger
time to call up my nigga vick
Thanks to Beta's little outburst the right has the cover they need to not do anything with the gun grabbers on the left.
This also hurts the left in midwest and rust belt states they really need to take back.
But I do I agree Trumps team is going 19-0 this year.
Thankfully, the NFC South is shitty. The Saints will probably do just enough to go 4-4, get Brees back with a cyborg thumb and fired up, win the division, throw rocket balls into referee groins, and hand the Patriots their only loss of the season in the Superb Owl.
18-1 lives again.
>steelers lose ab and bell
>now they lose ben too
kek
KEK
KEEEEEEEEEK
This is the gayest post ive seen in a long time. Hope your boyfriend rails you hard tonight.
The Steelers should trade for Josh Rosen.
i want to believe
OHHH NO NO NO NO NO
What are the chances the Stoolers have a fire sale at the trade deadline?
The Steelers should stop playing football
I was about to think the Saints are a stacked team that could still threaten, but then I realized they are a team with a black quarterback. Falcons are going 10-6 and cruising to a division title
The only teams a brees-less saints can realistically beat in the next six games are the busc and the tards
Lions going undefeated. possibly with more ties than wins. cap this
I'm hoping the ACL tear was actually a blessing in disguise and gave him a chance to reset the single flaw in his mechanics, stepping into and through the deep ball. You gotta remember too he's pretty ideal for a west coast offense that we run and you don't really need the best deep ball to manufacture points and yards. Touch and designed mobility are far more important and you can be like Joe and unleash a deep ball on a wide open post because the defense is biting down harder than a colt with its first bit.
>implying they haven't already
Literally unironically this
Or just stop raping people.
I still believe the Kansas city chiefs are winning the super bowl this year
I can’t wait to see the Dolphins fans reaction when the article comes out “Tua Tagovailoa to remain at Alabama for his Senior year to support his brother’s development” or some shit.
Lawd I’ll be laughin
>Brees ded
>Ben dead
Where were you when the old guard fell?
4 of the top 5 QBs are black through week 2. Bridgewater kind of sucks but the Saints still have Taysom Hill on the roster.
>deceased Smeth
>Eli's corpse
>ded Brees
>ded Rapistburger
Brady and Rivers are absolutely sweating bullets
At my house making hot wings.
If Brady were to get rekt in the upcoming weeks what would they call this season?
the breakening? the tombing of boomers?
Rivers will be 100% fucked but Stidham (the pats rookie) has looked really good so far. He’s been practicing a bit with the 1’s in practice so just in case he’ll be ready.
Reminder that the season Brady was out for the entire year they still went 11-5
Any qb can play well in that system
>Eli's last season
>Rivers chokes again and the Chargers window shuts
>Alex Smith is ded
Meanwhile Tim Brody is still playing at a high level
Rivers is already washed
inb4 Brady apologists say “b-but that’s a five game regression from 16-0” and conveniently leave out that when Brady came back the following year to the same roster he went 10-6
>lose Pro Bowl WR
>trade QB2b away
>Big Ben out for season
>stud RB has questionable knee injury
>division isn't a cakewalk anymore
Tomlin is so fucking fired
Who's next? It's going to Rodgers for sure.
>green gay
>gayron gaydgers
>gaysconsin
kek lol oh no!
That jew can't even read a defense. Pass.
With Drew out, Cam more focused on cosplaying old women, and Atlanta trying to get their QB killed, this is Tampa's only opportunity to surprise the league and take the division
pls be brady
Mutthomes
>through week 2
I know the offseason was long but man stop overreacting
To surprise them with what? A first round exit?
He has zero chance of being fired now.
He'll be hired by the Browns before playoffs are over after kitchens is released mid season on a losing streak.
belly is a better offensive mind than shanny
>claim he's elite
>OH NO DON'T COMPARE HIM TO REAL ELITES
exposed and cringe
have sex; dilate
Mahomes is invincible
You cant dent steel
A dead Matt Ryan is still better than crab legs
>tonight’s game manages to be worse than Thursday
What were they thinking?
Maybe. 9-7 or 10-6 could win the South this year.
>Miami thought they were so clever tanking early to try and get Tua/Herbert/Fromm/Eason/Lawrence
>everyone else's franchise QBs go down
the absolute fucking state of the NFL
this draft class will be hyped up like 2003-2004 based on pure necessity
17 years ago
Should we just end the season? Nobody can beat the Pats
Except jet fuel can melt steel beams.
>Those frauds? Bitch, I am the old guard.
>Lamar is the last best hope so stop Brady and Mahomes in the AFC
Didn't see that coming
the name of the game is injuries. There season could end in 1 play
Matt Cassel does post game for the patriots now and he even joked that he was carried massively in 08.
He's a surprisingly good commentator, wouldn't be shocked if he goes national in a few years.
>tfw punished brees returns and rekts niggas in da owl
>tfw fat ben retires and realizes his true potential as a serial rapist
>brady literally dies on the field
>rodgers succumbs to HIV
>eli drinks paint thinner
>rivers chokes to death
Ah, a new era... a new beginning...
Belli is/was a DC. He doesn't play design for offense but does have a good overall philosophy for how he wants it to look. I mean Bill is obviously on the mount Rushmore of HCs.
Shut up, Tom
>tfwdbwdso
>Gay wide receiver returns to New York City
A homecoming if you will, perfect for ESPN
Darnold vs mayfield with both riding an offseason of hype/memes was a pretty good matchup on paper
Who else listening to the herd? He's 100% spot on. Saints aren't what we perceive them to be
good post kek
Just want to see those milkers.
link?
How the fuck was supposed to know Darnold was going to get fucking Mono?
>tfw fat ben retires and realizes his true potential as a serial rapist
Big Ben is the real original night stalker. They got the wrong guy.
>salty gnats fans depressed about the state of the franchise buy tix just to boo Odell and commiserate with jest fans about the absolute state of NYC football.
>Brody
>getting hurt
higher chances that a meteor kills all life tomorrow to be quite honest with you
>worhlesberger is the new drew bledsoe
Stoolers once again copying the pats
>aints
>having to rely on n*gger qb
dey be fucked
eli was carried to the win by his defense in both owls - 07 NYG were ranked 13 in overall defensive efficiency, and in 11 they were ranked 19th - not great but not bottom ten
the year following pey pey's first owl indy's defense rose to the #2 ranked - they were an elite defense in the big game, and just had a shitty regular season
in pey pey's second owl a defensive player won MVP
It's time for the based morman taysom
Colin's a week late on that take, as Houston showed last Monday.
Massive Mason > Big Ben
There's got to be a Dolphins veteran that'll fuck off at halftime of the 0-10 game. Kilgore's probably still hurting from the Tri injury at the end of last year, I'm gonna go with him.
I think with a week of game planning Teddy could surprise folks. Maybe even Wally Pip Brees
Who the fuck do the steelers even have now as a backup for mason. They got rid of their 3rd qb didnt they?
>Eli's last season
This fucking guy. Eli will LIVE FOREVER
Time to call Kaepernick.
They're gonna give a 2nd round pick for Mullens.
Sit behind a whyte pipo? I dont think so honky.
SAM BRADFORD AND JAY CUTLER HAVE ENTERED THE FRAY
I'd be SHOCKED if the jets don start the season 0-4
>If Drew, Aaron, Peyton, etc.. had as much help as Brady on defense, he'd have just as many rings
As if those guys haven't had stacked offenses and all pro receivers to help that should eviscerate any deficit their defenses should allow.
But now Brady has a top 10 defense like he uses to, but for the first time in a decade he also has a completely stacked receiving corps. I think it's gonna be an even longer season that usual for the rest of the AFC.
No one said he was elite except you.
Why are you so fucking retarded?
>2005 - 27th
>2007 - 11th (made the owl)
>2009 - 14th
>2010 - 21st
>2011 - 30th (made the owl)
>2012 - 15th
>2013 - 20th
>2014 - 12th (won the owl)
>2015 - 12th
>2016 -15th (won the owl)
>2017 - 31st (made the owl)
>2018 - 16th (won the owl)
source: footballoutsiders.com
Have you listened to the average Stoolers fan whine about their coach, saying he doesn't have the "Right stuff" like Cowher (.647 vs .618 winning %, both 1-1 in Owls)? The Steelers are the most racist fanbase in the league.
you mean the niners nicky mullens? i doubt they would give him up.
Lmao not only was your "Never outside the top 10" prediction wrong, you literally weren't right once. How embarrassing.
There is literaly no way to argue against this. You may not like this /nfl/ but its the cold hard truth.
Kizer, baby!
here is a list of teams that have lost/will lose franchise QBs within a 24-month span
>Washington Redskins: Alex Smith
>Indianapolis Colts: Andrew Luck
>Jacksonville Jaguars: Nick Foles*
>New York Jets: Sam Darold****
>New Orleans Saints: Drew Brees
>Pittsburgh Steelers: Ben Roethlisberger
>Carolina Panthers: Cam Newton
>New York Giants: Eli Manning
>Denver Broncos: Vacant*
>Miami Dolphins: Vacant*
* = not technically a retirement
**** = loljests
6-9 teams will be looking to draft a starting quarterback this year
OFFICIAL DEAD QB's LIST
NO PULSE TIER
1. Brees
2. Big Ben
3. Foles
4. Darnold
DEAD MAN WALKING TIER
5. Eli
6. Cam
PRAYING FOR DEATH TIER
7. Trubisky
8. Fitzpatrick/Rosen
9. Kirk
10. Flacco
11. Dalton
12. Jamie's
So who's next on the list?
>the cowboys are worse than car salesmen
>Dak has a 5 star safety rating
>No defining trait. What is reliability? What is leadership?
>Carson Wentz is in the tent so much I think he's on a camping trip
>Dak is number 1 in completion % last 10 games
You're an admitted fins fan and you think your opinion has any value whatsoever? Eat crushed glass and drink bleach.
@PHI will NEVER be a blowout win, and you're insane if you think >we go better than 3-2 in that Ravens-Chiefs stretch. I'd like 16-0, but it's not happening.
Just realized how many awful QBs there are right now
Mason Rudolph balls out, steelers trade big ben to the jags for jalen ramsey next year. screencap this.
Fuck that, if he's still willing to admit it after the last 8 days, I'm willing to listen to him.
Let me fuck your daughter, Colin
You let Washington score on you multiple time and you're asking for compliments about how the qb played.... Watch Miami make it close next Sunday rofl
Week 1 was a blowout too.
Why would we want Ben when we have based Minshew
Because all the good ones are injured. This is what happens when niggas go soft and get old like big bens case
I'll laugh if your faggot team manages to get swept by the NFC East
That was made before week 1. It's the non-bizarro world equivalent of the 7-9 Kiwi Pic
Mediocrity.
The eagles got injured to shit and just gave up a win to the failcons. They are literally falling a part at the seams. The ravens are a paper tiger on a cake walk schedule.
BAKER VS MASON ONCE AGAIN THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING TIMELINE HAHAHAHA
>Facing Steelers without Big Ben
>bye week after this week
Don’t sleep!! Take care of this week and get into the bye 3-0
JLo's ass sucks, as do her breasts and face
he's a defensive genius
who somehow managed to become an offensive genius because he's a fucking genius
>""""defensive efficiency""""
The only stat that matters is points allowed. Of course that shitty metric makes them look bad because belichick runs a bend don't break offense
absolute brainlet tier reply, imagine wasting so much time just to look like a doofus.
AND ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
>all these injuries happening bursting divisions wide open
>rivers still stuck in the same division as Mahomes
Chorgers are cursed
If Aaron Donald can high five Brees out of the game, then who else can he rid of?
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
*snaps*
There goes another one.
>Generally accepted defensive rankings
>N-no, use this metric instead, it's the one that supports my argument!
Watch that blood pressure, friend
>offense
shit I meant defense
>inb4 picrel
anything sub 35 point win isn't a blowout
Bullshit. 3 possessions. 24 points.
you may not like it, but if the patriots only win by 30 it's not a blowout
>>>>Generally accepted
It's "generally accepted" that the patriots have always had among the best defenses in the league throughout Bill's tenure. Why does this one shitty metric you propose go against the consensus??
You can literally use the same tard logic you used against me on your own "argument".
Week 1 could have only been a blowout if they shut the steelers out.
Felt good when Jimmy got his knee obliterated since he kept trying to be a cheeky cunt by acting like he is going OOB and then cutting up fields when the defender pulled up
We still have BEAThard and if Jimmy goes down again we're cutting him in the off-season to avoid paying him (based maraathe God at math) and BEAThard is a better QB for a tank. I'd take a 2nd round for a UDFA QB every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
seeth
>Kick a FG from the 1 down by 27
Could there be a clearer "we give the fuck up" message?
He wasn't that bad before the horrific leg injury he had
Ben for Ramsey? Nigga get off Madden
brady is black in the anterior pelvic region
>53 superbowls
>patriots have won 6(11%)
>patriots have played in 11(20.7%)
>they have played in 15 conference championships(28%)
>they have won their division 20 times since the merger(37.7%)
He wasn't and he's a good pocket passer who played pro sets in college. He doesn't rely on running at all.
our secondary is steaming hot trash again, leave me alone :( and now ben is gone. lameme jackson actually gonna bootyblast us and im mad.
the ravens would have bootyblasted you even if big bust was still healthy