/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Breeding Fantasies Edition

>Countdown to Singapore GP:
www.whenisf1on.com
(Scroll down for all session times)

>Other racing on each week, pick your poison
docs.google.com/document/d/1U8BwHS5tG1d_P4Q_jFRz8VfuygGjCd0D8NWnzdqM6lc/edit

>Previous Thread:
>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
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>F1 2019 PC /f1/ League Access Code
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league Info Here: archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/94148301/#94162184

>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 284
V. Bottas 221
M. Verstappen 185
C. Leclerc 182
S. Vettel 169

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 505
Ferrari 351
Red Bull 266
McLaren 83
Renault 65

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without EVER scoring a podium:
170 (172 entries)

>Point difference between Gasly and Albon
31 points

>Hund status:
Der Roten Automobil haz uber 55BHP more than wir

>News:
Force Israel with an update package
Singapore could lose turns 16-19
Haas new livery is the same but there's no Rich Energy logos

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strawpoll.me/18648782
inspirobot.me/
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anime

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For me its O'Rakekshi

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19th for KUB

death to Carrie and muh gimi.

kek

Love to Carrie

>imagine letting an old boomer meme live rent free in your head
Holy kek

Love to Irishanon :3

What kind of anime would he watch, aside from the obvious (hentai)?
And why does Hamilton strike me as a mix of MAL and Reddit taste (someone who doesn't watch anime for enjoyment, but to be part of a perceived in-group)?
And why is Leclerc inspired by Deaf Note of all things?

Oil wrestling to the death to Sophia and Carrie

Love to everyone and death to no one (except Rakesh)

I agree. KWAB.

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this is ok

Daily reminder to
>Stop Being Poor

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>What kind of anime would he watch, aside from the obvious (hentai)?
right now welcome to the NHK

>except Rakesh
Any chance that he's a close friend of the clerk's?

Looks like a good investment actually, if you look at the gentrification of British slums a cheap property in Bradford probably isn't a huge risk. Rent it out to poor people until the hipsters arrive or the pakistani community get rich and then sell out.

Based.

*vroom vroom*

For me its using a condom when banging hookers

I for one follow the australian get them pregnant school of thought if i do say so

the only correct answer

can a kiwi lad knock up an austrian whore to complete the picture?

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an australian chick was like the only girl to ever show interest in me (i think)
nothing happened tho

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>2019: I am forgotten

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Oh fugg same here. Small world.

For me, it's busting your nut on the Tiddies

I don't think my Danish missus would approve.

Imagine wasting baby batter on tits when you could depositi it into the womb

It's bit late for that

>no pun intended

imagine wasting baby batter on a f*male when your best bro is right there

>be hooker fucking Aussie
>meme about fucking hookers
>accidentally knock up a hooker

>be me
>meme about Baha licking bums
I'M FUCKING WORRIED

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Nothing wrong about giving some hooker a nice pearl necklace

Only correct answer

BY MY CALCULATIONS WE BEAT OUR TEAMMATE BY ONE POINT

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Inb4 George finishes 9th in Abu

gimi

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..behind Kubica in 8th

Behind your mum in 'parc ferme'

Kubica WILL win this season, digits will confirm

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This is the one
HOLY FUCK

based kubeGOD

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BASED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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win what though?

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Oh god you've killed him

streamable.com/argsm
a one-way trip to valhalla

FUCK ANIME

A DTM """promotion""" (with Audi).

Not being in F1 2019 World Driver's Championship with 2019 kek

>Durr I'm retarded
Not being last in F1 2019 World Driver's Championship with 0 points kek is what I meant to say

oh shit, hypermeme race incoming

Business idea: Start a grass roots F1 fan movement to vote Russell as Driver Of The Day in the last race of the season to make a point that even though Kubica has more point, we all know that Russell is better than that crippled shitter.

gjwd

Business idea- don't let a hooker stealth you, man.

Russell is a fucking toto cock sucking faggot hate that smug little urchin cunt

my nigga

no u

>Russell is a fucking toto cock sucking faggot

>implying that's even possible
You must be new here.

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Best lore

I miss her

She would have been remembered if WAGlad wasn't a pussy and bought her used knickers.

Real talk how can anyone forget these milkers?

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S A G G E R S
A
G
G
E
R
S

WAGGERS

NAGGERS

someone made a promise

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Big milkies :DDD

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>Redu Burru Racery strategy

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These AIs are getting worryingly accurate

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What AI is that?

based, pedos on suicide watch

imagenet-roulette.paglen.com/

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So it's some gay sociology "research" project into the inherent biases of AI? lmao

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>t. mad that it tagged his selfie as a man bum licker

It's like you want to be her child support slave for 20 years

It was a very hard week, but we've completed WRC with no major issues. If only Tanak's car didn't fuck up before my stage...

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that would be a compliment for me lad

I asked mine out last week and got rejected

just saying

redu burru and force israel VS bobby cubicle..

can't swindle any money out of you if you don't have any lmao

Yep, fuck anime
Fuck it hard

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18 years. and it's looking like i'm getting a housemate. well, two in eight months.

In 2020 you'll have a wife with another child on the way

>The head guy, in the pits. The guy that looks like he goes to fucking Eyes Wide Shut Illuminati parties on a boat after the race

Invite us to the wedding

>Moving together because of a Child

What a cuck move

>i remember when i first met user, he posted anonymously on an image board about paying to fuck pornstars, until one day he posted saying he was worried about AIDS

already lookin forward to the 'daddy, how did you meet mummy?' question?

>ywn find the love of your life from a brothel
>ywn breed the love of your life inside the brothel
>ywn take your personal whore to the altar and marry

>ywn take your personal whore to the altar and sacrifice her to the dark gods in exchange for KUB winning the title
ftfy

At least you're lucky, in France child support doesn't stop until the kid is financially independent
I hope the things go well for you

Friendly reminder, that the 2008 Singapoo GP should not count towards to any points or win stat as the race outcome was fixed

At least post some pictures of the Kid and your future Wife when it's born

We want progress pics
We want progress pics
We want progress pics

What's happening here? I haven't seen F1 fans collectively being this excited about a toddler since Hamilton's first season.

bachelor party in fiji when

>/f1/ - Vauva.fi
only Finns will get this joke

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Knocking up a Prozzie is a special achievement

Bali is more Aussie

careful m8, it might be your sister. she's told me her real name now, at least.

In what City did that German Hooker worked, Maybe we can find some Pics of her

What happened?
People were hyped about Hamilton coming from f2?
Didn't McLaren just see him as the cute boy that would help Alonso to win the title at the season?

>checked
no, she wasn't working privately, she was only working in the brothel and in my state they can't advertise the girls on the site.

I feel like this kraut really wants to be an uncle

Post her insta when she gives you it.

We are all that babies uncle

more like her onlyfans - nappies aren't cheap

>This will be the second pregnant onlyfans girl I will have subscribed to

God damn my crippling fetishes

>Didn't McLaren just see him as the cute boy that would help Alonso to win the title at the season?
No. They pushed him as the new GOAT from the very beginning. You can witness the effect that had even today.

true, but aussie daddy better not expect birthdaygifts from all the uncles. or maybe we can all chip in for one /f1/ gift

it's only weird if you make it weird
some men are attracted to fertile women, some aren't, that's my take on it
there are far more crippling fetishes and you know that
this is based in real life at least

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>Not in Bahamas
Cmon the memes just write themselves

>Massa wins the WDC by 5 points
Noice

fugg imagine getting outmemed by the flip

>Aussie never gives out his address
>Still receives a baby sized Morecambe fc shirt in the post

>imagine getting your ass licked by baha in this hellhole
I'm sure they'll finish cleaning up this shit before the wedding

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>before.jpg
You should post a pic from after the hurricane too.

What the fuck did ferrari mean by getting only 1 set of hards each?

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reminder that ricciardo is unexposable

>Morecambe fc
This bring me back to 10 years ago when I played FIFA 10 and tried to make them rise from the low end of the fourth division to the top of Premier League

fugg it blew all the garbage away XD

>FIFA 10 was 10 years ago
holly shit

Thanks for informing us again.
Reminder to not licky bum bum down.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA it's called NEETburger
Sometimes life is more meme than memeing.

racefans.net/2019/09/16/i-ate-hamiltons-meat-free-burgers-heres-my-verdict/

>10th for aaahr nige

Being vegetarian myself, I hate that vegan mantra of having to have meat-replacement products. What good is it to fake yourself into the belief that you're eating meat? You decided against it, so don't cry about not having meat anymore and don't try to replicate the same thing.

Of course, Hamilton would be the kind of guy to fake it. It's pretty telling that he went straight vegan (instead of going vegetarian first), and if he has reasons for it, I bet they are psuedo-health-related (the worst reason you could have).
Trying to turn it into a business-model, however, is what really leaves a bad taste (pun intended, I guess. Or maybe not. Who cares?)

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>Being vegetarian myself
but why?

Neetburger

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There's a brand called De Vegetarische Slager here. Literally means The Vegetarian Butcher. They do exactly that. Make pseudo meat for those that don't want meat. Just eat a salad if you must

Bitches like that

the wrong ones

Don't reply to the proxyfag from Bradford.

>Ctrl+F "Hamilton"
>3 of the 6 mentions in this thread are from the seething kraut
>2 of those 3 have brought up Hamilton completely out of the blue

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lol here we go

have sex

Just opened a Warsteiner, lads

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Why are you so obsessed with searching for Hamilton posts? You come across as seething and no better than him.

Ethical reasons. I don't need meat, really.
But, while I'm not 100% content with the conditions under which they are being produced, I have no problem with dairy or eggs.

Triggered much?

Gimi has frozen himself to be brought back after a cure for being old and slow is found.

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>-131°C

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thicc

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That's his natural body temperature.

>tfw there will never be a super cool Asian driver that we can meme as "The Riceman" to trigger plebbit.

Takuma Sato

Why do I want to make sweet love to this car,?

For me its my hand

I only did it because I noticed three posts of pure seethe from the German where he brought up completely irrelevant points about him because he's so obsessed with him.

You are, yes.

UNIMPORTANT POLL
UNIMPORTANT POLL
UNIMPORTANT POLL
strawpoll.me/18648782

You only noticed by searching for Hamilton ppsts. Bit sad mate.

miss him lads

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That’s the power of the Warsteiner livery for you

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>no Kubica option
Shit poll.

For me it's the warm and soft 2020 rear tyre blanket
Also undercuts are basically dead in 2021 right?

>Shit Pole.
FTFY

>You are, yes.
Isn't this the kind of "no-u" argument you always accuse others of using? Pretty hypocritical, wa ne?

>wanting to get your benis ripped off

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Singapore not the best track lads. Street circuits are so gay.

Arrivabenis and Seb, that's a Happiness train!

Fixed it.

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Arri and Kimi were a cute duo as well

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Lads, I've heard rumors about Ferrari cheating with engine on Spa and Monza lmao

It's only cheating if Mercedes didn't think of it first.

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no Fernando, It's just okay if the engine doesn't explode.

Daily reminder to ignore and report any lunatics that talks to himself

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Which I only did after seeing the seething posts from the German; maybe you should learn to read properly.

I'm simply stating fact Hans, you posted multiple posts of seethe in this thread about a single driver and mentioned that driver out of nowhere. Because that's how much you're seething. Pathetic.

ya fumin'?

>you posted multiple posts
Only one of the three you quoted. There's more than one German on Yea Forums.

>mentioned that driver out of nowhere
Did you even read the thread, retard? It was a direct reply to a news article about Hamilton. That's not out of nowhere.

You're paranoid.

>the Brit and his proxy are at it again

Imagine thinking the samefagging isn't easy to spot.

Your first post said you Ctrl+F'd for Hamilton, and THEN you saw the "seething German" posts in the search results. MAYBE you need to learn to read and structure your arguments better.

Either that or Watamote

Bet it starts with S

nein. sie ist jana

Hast du Deutsch von ihr gelernt? Sehr basiert

Colin McRae Rally 2.0

try and get something F1 OR /f1/ related
inspirobot.me/

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>LeGOAT quote

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that's as much as i have

tell her ich bin schwul, means I love you

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t. mercedes

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>Hulkenberg quote

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Sorry, Aussie

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yeah nah

>inspirobot.me/

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VERY related

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A Hamilton motto that will no doubt trigger the paranoid brit.

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Just banter lad

Aussie should have listened, then he wouldn't be having a son.

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/f1/ in a nutshell

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...fuck, what did the robot mean by this?

>/f1/ related

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GO LANCE!!!!

also, """inspirational"""

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Exactly

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Is this your site?

no

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>oh it's the inspirobot thread episode

Renault?

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Have you visited his museum?

just diverting the attention, lad

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So there's multiple seething krauts, okay. And I already said two of the three posts mentioned Ham out of nowhere, which leaves one more, you fucking idiot.

No it didn't, learn to read you fucking idiot.

NOT


yet.

gimathas

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I've got one that's /f1/ related

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that's borderline on 2deep4u

oh fuck

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ah, thought it might be autism. my bad.

It's always autism

kek

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At least your son will be bilingual

Leclerc related?

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Williams competitive next year
Kube in the title fight

This thing spits out crazy shit sometimes

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You know I can see deleted posts yeah? You absolute fucking moron.

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kek

Gimi

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Back to the UK flag on Saturday lad. Might keep this sim desu.

Finally something validating this place

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Gonna miss you big boi

Manlets btfo

I didn't delete that post, if the mods did that's up to them.

And there is no part in that post that I said that I Ctrl+Fed before seeing the kraut's post.

You are fucking thick beyond comprehension. If you're this fucking stupid you shouldn't be making posts at all.

*kraut's posts, plural

F

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Reminder

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So I need to drink my own piss to get rid of Carrie? Fuck!

Holy shit I thought it said wine, not urine

it could also be a form of abortion

Imagine if the entire UK + Germany + Holland were rangebanned.

pbs.twimg.com/media/EEmFniNXsAASOqc?format=jpg

>I didn't delete that post
>the mods did
Gee, I wonder why?

Jenson is back to remind you to always post png

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relentless advice

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Based RELENTLESS Jenson MBE

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very based

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And nothing of value is lost

Also lmao at the fact that you took a fucking photo of your screen and uploaded it to your computer because you were seething this much.

You're too stupid to use Print Screen that you went through all that effort. LMAO

They've deleted these arguments before which I think is probably good because it just shits up the thread. But I just wanted to point out that you were seething like mad. You of course couldn't accept that and felt the need to shit your pants and throw your toys out of the pram.

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IMAGINE getting worked this much. You sad, sad little man.

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The fuck is Williams planning to do?

Why take a lot of softs if you have no chance to get to even Q2?

>find new bot
>share it on 4chinnel
>people actually use it and share their favorite bot results
do you think m00t, like Frank Williams already owns a coffin so he can practise turning in his grave?

He has no right to turn in his grave for he gave it up himself

youtube.com/watch?v=VU9GjWtpB6s

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What a minute...

1. Honda reworks 2019 F1 PU for 2020+ Hypercar Class WEC Le Mans.

2. Jenson Button, Rubens Barrichello, Montoya are drivers

3. Have Toro Rosso F1 and Honda Super GT do aero and chassis for NSX. Lower profile of NSX.

youtu.be/qHAKqVvGj3w

???

Jenson Button and JPM beat that cuck Alonso to Triple Crown and btfo our Toyoduh and Asston Mirin.

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?Slowpoke
This reminds me to check Yea Forums again in 11 days for the annual slowpoke post

that's almost a month old, flip

Seems like this will be kino.

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I can't help but feel Bale and Damon are completely miscast, though

Singapore is better than Monaco
>Late in the season so teams are desperate for a result there
>No cult of "muh driver true skill exposer" so drivers aren't as careful not crashing and doing stupid stuff
>Scenery is better now that Monaco is just another barriers corridor
>It had the Singapore sling
>Actually tough race that physically strains drivers

Alonso is the neymar of f1

checked
best street circuit

>Some cunt is going round door-to-door using her young daughter to try and get people into Avon

I feel sorry for that kid

I do like that monaco still doesn't have debris fencing in most places though.

Mexico living rent free
hehe XD

youtube.com/watch?v=p5Y74t7iZhY

Did he knew?

which team has the comfiest duo
for me its renault

Mclaren

some guy had just died the day before and rubens broke his leg thats why tehy were all concerned that day

Both are based m8. Bale nails every role he does.

based

>to try and get people into Avon
>I feel sorry for that kid
true, oriflame is better

Grade A circuit la'

Hey loser, get in, we have a red empire to destroy.

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This is what singabore should look like

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I have no idea who that is but you're obsessed with him. You sad, sad little faggot.

Just wait until they get to Geneva and Pirelli will be no more

Hairpin, maybe Rascasse I don't remember and where? They don't have the shit high ones but they still are too much

Is there some way to go back?
youtube.com/watch?v=RKdGdm_vURI

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currently watching this, a good bit of nostalgia
youtube.com/watch?v=y-I5P_IgGHo

the first part of that trilogy is better I'm sorry
it's just that there the music compliments the visuals while in the second part it kinda tries to overshadow it sometimes
I see why these are the chosen clips for each song though
both films have the perfect original scores

No it's gonna be shit
>muh american untherhund against ze big Ferrari
While Ford had 5 times the budget of Pepe Enzo

All historical events treated in cinema by burgers and britoids should be discarded as low tier rewriting of history.

It's completely inaccurate, but I still expect it will be a good movie

business idea: for the night races they should put an additional illumination on the negro

i hate fucking matt damon
anyone but not this douche

But then people would know when they've hit him.

Who would you cast? Think Kyle Chandler would make a good Shelby

youtube.com/watch?v=8l4OnSF4Nbw

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Du must trust uns, ze rotes Auto will be a grosser challenge in singapoor than in ze Italy, we are der unterhunden!
gpblog.com/en/news/45712/toto-wolff-expects-ferrari-to-be-stronger-in-singapore-than-they-were-in-italy.html

Honest question, why was Toto seething so much for Monza?
It's not the first time they lose a race and not the first time they lose races back to back so why was he sperging so much? Was it fear? Fear of seeing FIAMG slipping away from his hands to come back to their rightful owners?

He didn't get his win bonus.

He keep doing this shit even after they wraped up both titles

>i hate fucking matt damon
Well, to be fair, I'd hate fucking him too. If I had to do that. So, it appears that you do have to fuck him? Sorry to hear that.

your dude looks like shelby but they need another costar atleast as big as Bale
the dude playing nixon in band of brother also looks like him but nobody knows him

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Susie had him stay in his Cage one week

I like

That's so cool, I totally get that, I would rather have the comfort of knowing any incident wasn't going to be on me. How was the 488?

He's keeping up the unter hund charade

He seethed because the Mercedes played themselves at their "home" GP back in hockenheim, frankly they looked like dumb jocks with valtteri binning it and lewis begging to retire the car. He couldn't handle that LeGoat will get the kino home GP win

Then replace Bale with someone else

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I have very little hope, probably just gonna be MUH AMERICAN CAR BEST CAR hot garbage.

The real story should be
>ford wants to do sportscars
>no experience
>pay Lola to build the car for them
>it’s shit
>takes two years to work out all the massive and seriously dangerous problems with the car (IE early cars had notorious front end lift above 160 mph)
>finally figure it out in 1966
>win daytona and sebring
>go to le mans
>ferraris dnf like the fords all did the last 2 years
>proceed to fuck Ken Miles (who should be lead, IMO), the most committed driver to the program, out of the win for an advertising photo
>end card tells the audience that Ford killed him a few months later testing the new GT40
>show that said GT40 would win next year too
>end film

I imagine they’re gonna skirt around anything that would make Ford look bad though, which is a lot of the original story.

I miss those times when we had an F1 team ...

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Nah, it's just going to be FORD WINS LOL, fucking gay.
Fuck, he was so much cooler than Mattia
I love that we are all excited for the baby.
P.S. Gimi

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Probably this, he worries that Netflix will make Mercedes look like incompetent retards while Ferrari will be shown as passionate team that cares about its fans.

HAMGOAT

>while Ferrari will be shown as passionate team that cares about its fans
There is no reason to believe that one team has more "pass-ee-on" than another when every single one of them wants to win just as much as any other. And there is no evidence whatsoever that Ferrari "cares about its fans". It cares about its shareholders.

leave

That would be unbelievably kino and I'd watch the episodes

>he worries that Netflix will make Mercedes look like incompetent retards
Erm, Mercedes managed to do that on its own. The worst thing Netflix can possibly do is to show exactly what happened.

you need to work on your reading comprehension my good Bradfordian friend

Post yfw they cut and paste footage from different races and even seasons to make it look like the evil red cars and ferrari international assistance conspired against them and sent them into the barriers

don't (You) me you fucking proxyfaggot

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AHHHHHH NETFLIX EDITORS SAVE MEEEEEEE

>Intro scene
>shot of Raidillon, screen fades to black
>Here drove Anthoine Hubert. He didn't survive

You seem just as paranoid as the brit, idiot.

post your passport then faggot, prove you're not a retard from Bradford samefagging in the thread for sometimes 16+ hours

If Brazil and Australia had never existed and their races never took place, the WDCs from 1991-2010 would have looked like:

>1991
SENNA 76
MANSELL 66
>1992
MANSELL 98
PATRESE 50
>1993
PROST 93
HILL 59
>1994
HILL 85
SCHUMACHER 82
>1995
SCHUMACHER 92
HILL 59
>1996
HILL 77
VILLENUEVE 72
>1997
VILLENUEVE 71
FRENTZEN 42
>1998
SCHUMACHER 82
HAKKINEN 80
>1999
HAKKINEN 66
IRVINE 62
>2000
HAKKINEN 89
SCHUMACHER 88
>2001
SCHUMACHER 107
BARICHELLO 52
>2002
SCHUMACHER 124
BARICHELLO 77
>2003
SCHUMACHER 89
RAIKKONEN 77
>2004
SCHUMACHER 136
BARICHELLO 100
>2005
ALONSO 121
RAIKKONEN 113
>2006
SCHUMACHER 116 (more wins)
ALONSO 116
>2007
HAMILTON 101
ALONSO 95
>2008
MASSA 87
HAMILTON 84
>2009
BUTTON 81
VETTEL 79
>2010
VETTEL 231
ALONSO 225

reminder that schumi was a talentless hack and traction control babby

we need sepang back

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misssepang
missimola
missinterlagos

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You first.
How am I to know that you're not the crazy paki/brit?

I suppose I will be immortalized in the netflix special

Just look for the pasty white man not cherring among the seas of italians

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reminder that only fools base judgement of drivers talents solely on their seasons at the top (in top cars)

Me in the dotted shirt

I'm Rakesh

And this is why Schumacher and Senna are the undisputed GOATs

No I'm Rakesh

>IN
Sepang
Instanbul Park
Estoril
Buenos Aires
Magny Cours
Fuji

>OUT
Yas Marina
Shanghai
Catalunya
Paul Ricard
Sochi
Montreal

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>out
>Montreal
What an absolutely trash opinion

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>2000
kino
>2006
kino
>2007
lol
>2008
based

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youtube.com/watch?v=-8h_v_our_Q

this makes vettee good

Rather suspicious how defensive you get about it

A Ferrari win in Singapore would get them their first 3 consecutive wins sine 2008.

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it.motorsport.com/formula-regional-european-championship/news/ecco-i-calendari-2020-di-formula-regional-e-f4-italiana/4542554/

>2020 FREC calendar
>Monza is in
>DTM set to run at Monza aswell in 2020
>Possibly with WSeries

Big if it happens and comparing women with proper drivers

People cheered when they spun at Hockenheim you deluded paki.

Ferrari is in it for the sport (and is in large part why F1one of the biggest show on the planet) Mercedes is in it to sell A-Class and C-Class to boomers.
Merc is a plastic team and hasn't generated much infatuation, it's not helped by the fact their figures are all slightly antipathic.
They are at least 2 decades away from being on par with something like Mclaren in terms of image in this sport and a twice as much from Ferrari.

hmm

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t. valteri

Oh yeah they are totally going to do something like that arent they. And super cut ot with a bunch of drivers saying "that's unsafe" or things like that which was said at other weekends about other drivers or the weather and not about that incident at all

What can I say, I don't like it

>merc totally fuck up their semi-home GP while Netflix watches
>Ferrari wins at home while Netflix watches
>Vettel still fucks up and will be embodied as a trottel

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Which one of you fags is the mod from r/Yea Forums

oh god we're gonna have to sacrifice gimi for this one

t. Vettel

>implying Rush wasn't peak kino

I'm afraid /f1ck/ has gone almost full weeb for dinner.

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Do you visit reddit often my friend

>Netflix will use this to show how much Ferrari dominated, how Mercedes struggled and how much of an underdog victory it really was for them when they take both championships in the end
>truly a fairy tale season

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yes, this is exactly how I predict it too.

Can't have enough proper unterhunden stories.

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There's nothing I read wrong mate. Perhaps you're saying this because you think I've taken it as your opinion, when you're simply saying it's how it will come across, when it's not your opinion. But it doesn't really matter, I'm simply responding to that opinion, no matter whose it is.

Also I don't come from Bradford mate.

Christ what sort of paranoia is this? Why don't you post your passport you fucking weirdo?

>Ferrari is in it for the sport
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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It's either going to be hilarious or edited to be unterhund propaganda, judging by season 1, I'm expecting the latter

Looks pretty tasty 2bh, and pretty healthy too. Healthier than the trash I eat.

Is that the same multi-replying brit we already had months ago or someone new?

t. can't keep up these days

Stop trying to characterise user, user.

gimi

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Those watches aren't gonna sell themselves

excellent post

>muh boogeyman from /g/
You're pathetic.

so who's pulling the strings?

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Charles

I would like everyone to notice who always gets triggered as soon as ripoff watches get mentioned lmao

Speaking of pulling, I literally reenacted pic related today. I was in a current 5 series though but I'm sure the Fiesta driver went to complain somewhere.

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was making those rookie mistakes in the first half of this season part of his plan?

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>project cars logo on the fiesta
you can tell shit car taste relates to shit "sim" racing video game taste.

He was deliberately getting a disadvantage to justify the sacrifice

Truly the image of bongs in my eyes falls lower and lower every thread, even though I know it shouldn't be like that. Where are the good britposters, this paki/imitation of paki is being too frequent

of courshe
the team chief refused to give me my driver #1 spot in favor of vettel, I had to find out how many times he has to bin it before you reconsider

And then people like this still bend over their asses for Monaco

Death to all drivers whose first name begins with C

Based. I won a bmw autocross event yesterday, felt good desu. Z8F transmission, I don't miss manuals.

my digits claim that its L instead of C

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Eh, fwiw I actually really like the Fiesta ST but obviously if you add stickers to your "I like driving car" you will get mocked. Was more friendly banter on my side, zooming between roundabouts and corners on a nice back road after we met shorty before the Autobahnabfahrt.
What's the best sim racing vidya out there?

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>
nuu carlos is el basado

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Surnames beginning with L perhaps

I think the f1 drivers use iracing, not sure i don't sim

>every british poster is some random boogeyman from /g/!
How utterly pathetic. If you're triggered by an individual post but you don't have an argument to respond to it then that's your stupidity at fault.

yeah the stickers is what I meant.

As for simracing, new things that originated from the ISI engine: Assetto Corsa and rFactor 2.

Think I proved my point lads haha

Ciganšturo smrdljiva marš iza svoje blatnjave kuće da se isereš, pritom bi mogao da nabiješ te satove sebi u bulju govno jedno, teraj se u pičku materinu majmune, have a good night's sleep my friend

All Brit posters used to be Waglad, /f1/ is just obsessed with poosanalities. /f1/'s general population is the cancer not the people the idolise.

>FIAMG slipping away from his hands to come back to their rightful owners
You're even worse than the unironic unterhund posters t b h
FIA should be free

>sperging out in some language no one speaks because you're this butthurt
Lmao what a faggot.

Yeah I think you're right 2bh.

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i saw that car

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Nothing is worse than unironic unterhund narrative zombies, apart from some drunk oranjes attacking gimi

but they don't need f1 back

dunno m8s 2bh with racing movies i just like to see cars go vroom vroom, some crashes and a half decent story. Rush, Le Mans and Grand Prix are fucking based and 75% bullshit

Usually retards fuck off when they're met with a language they can't understand, but seems like you're persistent in your aim to get attention. Now go back, have some tea and sleep well, asshat.

>married for 3 years
>STILL hasn't knocked up Emilia

What is he waiting for, lads?

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For horse to pull out so he can go in

She looks pretty chunky, are we sure she isn't?

No one's after attention but you mate. Nobody cares about your language. Since you're getting so triggered, maybe you should fuck off out of this thread and not come back.

haha fuck

I read your story, enjoed it. ZF 8HP is fantastic, I still miss a manual sometimes. About to buy an old 740i M-Sport for that particular itch though.

perhaps for them to reside in the same country permanently?

valt can't live in binland because tax and emilia can't keep horses in monaco

KimiRing or Imatra Finnish GP when?

Brehs I'm quitting the chans and interweb for good in order to free myself from the clutches of masturbation and pornography in order to improve my quality of life, see you all on the other side :)

I'm sure she could keep horses in Nice or something

Fucking explain yourself right now, Finland.

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me too
see you tomorrow lad

see you tomorrow, laddie

Nothing, he maybe doesn't want kids
>interweb
But how are you going to watch old f1 races without the internet?
Bye, have fun :)

>He doesn't like salty liquorice

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I'll keep up using your flag then lad. see you next week.

/f1/ related enough?

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Rakesh with an Australian proxy, now that would be kino

>yank hating anything that isnt coated in corn syrup
pottery

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Imatra a based

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Well ever since vettee became a father in 2014 he hasn't won a wdc

your next move yallah?

It's good

That's her natural chunkiness now that she doesn't train every morning for swimming competitions/Olympics

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>shoulders and general built more masculine than Bottas'

has a driver with a child ever won a wdc?

Should have been a spin on the pregnant hooker but this works pretty well too

Schumi has, also rosberg

schumi x5

Schumacher?

Also lauda

Niki Lauda for sure
probably a lot more lads from before 2000

Hill did as well

Prost

Mansell

Senna bred Hamilton's mother through immaculate conception if that counts?

But that would take even the last bit of blackness (that he's so proud of) from him, user.

Brazilians are black by default

gimi.

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Underrated

Good morning, you fucking idiots.

goodnight gimmick wanker

ps fuck gimmick posters

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heh, gimi-ck

gimi cuck.

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If only we lived in a timeline where Gimi and Mick were teammates at Ferrari.
We would have a literal Gimimick team.

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which races in the last 15~ years have had the best memes?

not the best race necessarily but the most hilarious shit that these professional teams can come up with

Got a baby crib already?

gimi/ck/

reckon v-power instead of extra virgin would go well on pasta?

Children fucking suck.

Canada 2011

Nonce

thats a good one for both memes and quality race, and Germany this year was a HUGE meme as well, i want more shit like that

about as well as helix ultra would work on your arse

What would be a good Gimi-themes recipe?

Hungary 2015 was Quality too. Hammo having an off Day, Rosberg looki g like he might take the lead of the Championship till he got a Puncture

who here shaving the beard so you can get a twink look like leclerc but youre too ugly for that

I'm happy to see it hosting international races again

even if it is a second rate road racing series

hmm i dont remember this, was that the year that both mercedes finished off the podium and the team was a complete disaster?

i know they did that in hungary one year, similar to germany 2019 lmao

Something in the shape of a steering wheel without any drinks?
Or you go the early gimi route and just serve some hard drinks

Tfw already a cute twink

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he said he often cooks chicken with minttu
or maybe that was a euphemism

gimi(female)

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A driver will die this weekend

digits for lewis

The Kube

on the roads in india

it will be gimi

Numerals and Mag has a crash that ends up in hospital

RIP Mayländer

gimi

Yuey Tan

Senna

goodbye gasly

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Senna (choco)

We need a gp2 race in singapore now

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with digits no one dies this season

God I wish Kimi Raikkonen had a fatal crash back when he was in Formula Renault so the gimi bullshit didnt exist

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gimi

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ahahahahahhaaah

hopefully is the nigger

you can't say that word
>>>/global/rules/3

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The real question is which drivers will go to orchard towers this weekend.

Harsh.

Remember that he will be seen as the GOAT and effectively surpass Senna AND Schumacher if he dies, as he's on his way to win his sixth WDC and didn't lose by that far in 2007
No one wants Hamilton to die during his career, whether it is Hamilton fans or haters

Says while posting a wide gimi shop

It'd be fucking awful. We already have tons of imbeciles running around calling that retarded brazilian monkey who couldn't turn left the GOAT just because he died at the right time, imagine choco Senna's hagiography if he died "in his prime".

Ideally Hamilel would be massively exposed on track and then we would learn he was deeply involved with spygate-style shit that gave him undue advantages and then it would come out that the police investigating the spying found out he was huge pedo. Hamilel hangs himself with a belt in a fucking closet and we all live happily ever after.

digits for one of the older gentlemen in the support series.

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It will be Carrie.

>Ferrari 2019

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>Kubica 2019

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Rush is fucking kino, must have watched it about five times this year (watched about half this week) it was what got me into F1 desu, Niki became my favorite driver, wish he wasn't dead/didn't work for fucking Mercedes.
Thanks mate, that's a pretty good idea. Have an old manual on standby for days you want to take it out on a nice b-road.

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>the no adventures of waglad this weekend
Sad 2bh

Not gay, so not trying to look like a twink. Clean shaven to separate myself from all the hipsters around though.

fuck you

Vettel. Although I don’t want it to happen

This one, oh this one is just perfect
The future is now

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Leclerc will get pregnant?

It's about the Australian user who might be living with the German prostitute he knocked up

I didn't even remember Niki had died haha

This thing has some real gems

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Dare I say.. he'd have to start that race with.... a serious handicap

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Cope

Magnificent. Cliche but when you sat in it, it just felt like it wrapped around you and coddled you. The power was comfortably more than anything else I've driven but more than anything what blew my mind was the braking - it took me three or four laps before the instructor stopped telling me to go harder on them, and the sensation of how much stopping power they had was just nuts. The company had a Gallardo, a Huracan and a 458 on track at the same time; I managed to catch and pass the Lambos but caught the 458 on the last lap and didn't have time to get around it- going past supercars on one of my favourite tracks was fucking giggleworthy.

Having done the day in the road car with them, I'd feel super comfortable about doing the single seater thing - they're a good operation. Called Puresport, if you're interested.

This kino car which I think I posted yesterday needs to be posted again

Truly kinographic

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>cushion behind helmet
what's the point? most cars never used that and never will

They were replaced with memory foam cockpit surrounds which the cars still have today. Absorbs impacts in a crash.

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First ever round of S5000 this weekend
>the qualifying system makes understanding F3 series hierarchy seem simple

Schedule:
thenationals.com.au/sandown/

Stream will be here:
livestream.com/itvl
>says it starts at 9pm Saturday, but it should be 12 hours earlier than that...

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Fuck yeah, I am keen to see how they sound and how they shake out.

>501

>502

>502
>555
Close!

kill me please

We really need to stop having threads reach the limit at 3am in the morning. It scares me.

I'd rather watch you suffer :DDD

gimi

Sounds amazing, will look into it for sure.

I have made a new thread