/epl/

if city were five points ahead already, everyone would be saying the title was already over

imagine if Liverpool had dropped 5 points already

>Guardiola getting rattled by some memes
is he autistic?

Yeah the same would be happening. Your point? Football is boring as shit now. Its a massive shock when liverplop or citeh dont win every single game then as soon as they dont it makes headlines as if there is a meltdown at the club.

>Football is boring as shit now
when in your opinion was it not boring?

football is fine my man
guardiola and klopp won't be around forever
and who knows, maybe another team might get good

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so what's the problem with wolves? is it the europa league curse?

Probably before you were born you damn zoomer.
When there was more parity in the prem. When a team would lose 7 games in a season but still win the league.

there can only be one all out attack meme team in any given league

>When there was more parity in the prem.
when man u won by 15 points every season?

disgusting low IQ footy terms.

The seasons when you would win the league with 84 points, sometimes less than 80.

>NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST WIN THE LEAGUE WITH A LOT OF POINTS ITS NOT FAIR

some good cl matches this week including:
>napoli - liverpool
>dortmund - barcelona
>benfica - leipzig
>chelsea - valencia
>psg - madrid
>atletico - juve

So a whooping 4 years ago when Leicester won?

one of the more sensible garth crooks team of the week lineups in my lifetime

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That was an anomaly and you know it. If you lose 3 games this season you wont win the league. Simple as that. It will be 95 points plus. Our league is no different to la liga or italy now

City lost 4 last season. You haven't been correct in a single point you've made.

I said if you lose 3 games THIS season you wont win the league.
I have been correct, you just refuse to accept it. It will be a 3 figure points tally again

Did Aurier have that good a game?

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haha yeah

Not my fault you have an inability to read.
Enjoy citeh and liverpool wins lol

>if you lose 3 games this season you won't win the league, it will be 95+ points
>City won the league last season with 98 and 4 games lost

Your retardation was called out and now you're acting like it was a mystic meg prediction rather than basing it on previous years that proves you wrong

Liverpool will fucking choke in big games.Tottenham, City, United maybe even Everton if they fire their coach.

Do you disagree with my point? Not been called out at all. Its not mystic meg prediction at all its so fucking predictable and boring

>predictable and boring
the champions just lost to fucking Norwich

Oh my god that 1time out of 100 they lost to a team who just got promoted!!!!! =DD who can predict this crazy league?!!!!

Rafa exposed

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>you will live to see fraudiola exposed

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>We got 12 million for Jacob Murphy

Damn we ripped off Newcastle lol

IT'S ALL SO TIRESOME

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>RomanReigns

>it will be a 3 figure points tally again
No it won’t.

Remember when all you footy autists said Wolves and Everton would be pushing for top 4?????

Where the fuck are you now?

pukki

Everton will finish top 6

100 points to 105 points. Liverpool and city stronger than ever

Deluded wolves and everton fans that.
The rest were memeing

Meanwhile I’m 100% serious and sticking to my West Ham surprise season claim

Can anyway explain why united lost the palace match? I’ve still not figured it out. I was there. United were shit but no more shit than usual.

Backing Hammers for top 4

Put your money where your mouth is lad.
Top 4 is : citeh. Liverpool. Tottingham and arsenal.

Chelsea will finish above arse

>arsenal top 4

I’d bet arsenal won’t get top 4
Loser posts hope solo’s picture on catalog

>Arsenal
>Top 4

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Going to make the top 7 this year bros

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They looked awful against Everton tbqh

Based
Cringe.

If you told me a year ago when we only managed a draw with Ipswich that we'd beat Man City 3-2 a year from now, I wouldn't have believed you.

I wouldn't have believed you on Saturday morning either.

Everton could realistically win the league

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After seeing spurs demolish Crystal Palace I am sure that we will win the league this year. Força Spurs!

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Why?
Paul Cook exposed Pep years ago mate

no chance

Is Brendan Rodgers retarded?
Why did he bottle it against United?

*denies your counter*

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Lampard doesnt have the nouse
League is shit this time apart from liverpool and cuteh running away with it.
Its a matter of the best of a bad bunch

What do you make of billing? If you guys dont get in a relegation scrap he will be great. Downs tools very quickly if it doesnt go his way though

>VVD
1 in 6 clean sheets so far this season. So overrated
>ree but no allison
Exactly, who is a good player. You would get the same duties from Mings instead of VVD

city dropped 16 points last season, they've already dropped 5 this season.

>It's a liverpool wins the league in september thread no MXCLVIIIIIII

This has never ever happened before ever

and?

seems alright..... although early days for his bad attitude to show through which is what we were warned about

see what happens now Lewis Cook is back as it'll be Cook/Billing/Lerma competing, plus 2-3 others than can play in that role

Putting in a shift at the moment though....

twitter.com/afcbournemouth/status/1173521593563308033?s=20

and they better stop dropping points if they want to get even close to their performance of last season and have a chance to beat Liverpool.

Liverpool will drop points. They have united away next month that’s a guaranteed 0-0

Ash Ketchum winning the Pokemon league symbolises how Liverpool will win the league. I wonder how Yea Forums will react when Liverpool win the league and the champions league (again)

nerd

kek

last week I learned people still watch the pokemon anime and that the pokemon anime is still going.

>Liverpool win the league
Kek

whats going on bladebros?

twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1173528767429582849?s=20

They won it last year mate. Already said this in another thread; if you disregard City cheating then Liverpool literally fairly won

express.co.uk/sport/football/1163831/Liverpool-news-Premier-League-title-VAR-full-table

Oh ok then! So now the mighty mighty Liverpool have a grand total of...what only 1. A team as big and powerful as Liverpool surely have won more than 1 league?!

You tell me mate

90min.in/posts/6393934-5-most-successful-clubs-in-english-football-history

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>Gary Neville has labelled Paul Pogba's agent Mino Raiola a "disgrace", and urged Manchester United not to work with him in the future.

>a "disgrace"
couldnt even get him a move from the club so yeah he's pretty bad

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I really don't like this person

Wasn't she a West Ham fan?

if you want to see him having meltdown ask him how much is his sister taking to work in the catalonian embassy

Wolves were never going to compete with Europa League also in the mix. Most sensible people said this.

I agree about Everton, don't know what's wrong with them desu.

she needs to be lashed for drinking alcohol, and stoned to death for adultery

>Believing a whore
Amateur

based

shes like that friend who hangs out with the lads that's too much like one of the lads for you to actually go out with but when youre all drunk she will suck you all off and its pretty decent

>15.29 GMT 16th September 2019
>iPhones still can’t support webms

Even a Chelsea on transfer ban gave them trouble in the supercup.

Where’s the guy who posted in /trans/ every day for a month that De Gay hadn’t signed a new deal?
He’s signed a new deal btw

Drowning his sorrows

lack of ambition on his part, I feel

>the previous /epl/ thread died before reaching the bump limit

lel. seriously though Yea Forums is fucked

Yea Forums is fine, it's the generals that are dying.
And that's a good thing.

>it's the generals that are dying.
how did it get like this? why tf are there so many generals these days

>still 4 hours until any football

I blame the Dutch carvery autist. He was behind every fucking gimmick. Alienated this place. Then shat up the serie a general

>these days

its been like this for over 5 years now

Moot brought in a bunch of moderators and janitors that were insane and deleted anything slightly off topic. So people just started bunkering in generals and would shitpost in there amongst themselves.

i love generals. not all shitposts are worthy of a thread

>gets pulled back by Thuginho
This dude should be on at least a yellow a game yet he gets away with it cause >Liverpool

Maguire seems to be best CB in league at moment

Who is the cutest player in the league?

Neoliberalism has ruined it somewhat

>6 years 300k a week to an over hill reaction babby keeper

top kek

>31 year old male
>first day today in a new minimum wage job, in a noisy and busy warehouse that I already hate
>only not killing myself because of my cats who love me
advice lads? How do I painlessly put my cats to sleep so I can off myself?

FIFA generation Z terms

I’m sorry it makes you so mad.

Your cat doesn’t love you bro. It just likes to be stroked by you.
My cat is cute af tho. Bet yours is too :3

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Probably Daniel James?

sonny

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if i talk i am in big trouble

god i miss mou

Pukki

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I love her...

For 20 years the league was just >Unitedwinslol and now people are complaining when there are 6 clubs who could realistically compete with a smart transfer window or two

>How do I painlessly put my cats to sleep so I can off myself?
what a snivelling little selfish cunt you must be to even contemplate this. give the cats to a home so they can have a real life and spend it with you

Put them up for adoption so someone else can look after them.

I'm guessing this is our year lads

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this

that guy is a fucking cancer on Yea Forums, especially with his worship of a meme player from serie a

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Leicester fans gone a bit quiet lately, eh?

If you’re a man that owns cants then you deserve death 2bh

Here is mine

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>people

Utd fans

Hows Harry Wilson? Overrated?

>Pep unironically getting triggered by people calling him Fraudiola on twitter

toppest of keks

>Liverpool have only been behind for a combined 103 minutes at Anfield since April 2017

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Yes but how many times have they won the league in that period?

With stats like that it must have been at least once

Villa - West Ham:

It's crazy seeing jamie Webster get so famous now. Hes still just some lid who blazes up every night and works as an """electrician""" off the books

Download VLC

She is a maronite christian.

>Prince Abdullah
pwopa English name that, wonder what part of Sheffield he's from

Emi
>tfw no Emi bf

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I thought sean bean owned part of them? Or is that wednesday?

stats eh, son?
have a guess how many premier leagues they've won?
beware. the figure may SHOCK you

Kek that looks like a butt

absolute LOVING this new echo journalist tweets "klopp has gone" at the end of a presser

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fans will be posting shit through his letter box before morning
liverpool fans are so unforgiving. slightest mishap receives 10 fold consequence

David Brooks

Also Todd Cantwell looks nice enough to get fucked bareback in the boipussy

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spare a thought for liverpool's women's team though, who are languishing at the bottom of the wsl (albeit ahead of man u on alphabetic order) whilst the ev are two wins from two

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wouldn't be surprised if united slags got relegated

they've only been a team for a couple of years

liverpool gals got shagged a couple of seasons ago when all the funding went overnight and half the squad disappeared to the richer clubs
hopefully they can rebuild

Calm down lad he's been doing it for ages now

so i think it's fair to say that villa are shit

>people paid hard earned money to watch aston villa 0-0 west ham united

PL IN EUROPE THIS WEEK:

>CL
Tomorrow: Napoli v Liverpool, Chelsea v Valencia (both 8:00pm)
Wednesday: Olympiakos v Tottenham Hotspur (5:55pm), Shakhtar Donetsk v Manchester City (8:00pm)

>EL
Thursday: Eintracht Frankfurt v Arsenal (5:55pm), Wolverhampton Wanderers v SC Braga, Manchester United v FC Astana (both 8:00pm)

but they spent £145m they can't be shit

>women's league
>only team that isnt women is top of the league

Rewatched Norwich vs City on MOTD. so cool. the reason its called the lovely game desu

for me, its the wonderful game

Haha yeah those counter attacks where proper liquid football. Peps face was great

>FC Astana
Why is a Kazakh team in the EUROpa league?

on a Monday night no less

I downloaded the full match and have watched it twice since
Norwich are fucking based, one of the best team performances I've seen in years

Why doesnt the Norwich manager just play the 11 who beat city every week and win the league?

Kazakhstan is technically partly in Europe when factoring the Urals as the border between Europe and Asia, and they used this technicality to switch from AFC to UEFA over 10 years ago. To be fair their are other exceptions like this, the Guyanas compete in CONCACAF despite being in South America, Israel competes in UEFA despite being in Asia, Australia in AFC despite being in Oceania. All have different reasons but ultimately the same conclusion, they play in a confederation that suits them better.

I don't really understand why they would join UEFA though. Wouldn't they have a much better chance of winning silverware/getting into the world cup if they played in the AFC?

They have zero chance of qualifying in either. By being in Europe they're guaranteed a match every year against one or two world class teams. That's the only reason they do it.

I guess that makes sense, kind of depressing though knowing the only reason they play international matches is the chance to play against European juggernauts. At least they BTFO Scotland.

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Most countries have no chance of ever doing anything meaningful.

This. Even getting to a major tournament is an achievement for them.

>yfw they do just that

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Turns out the secret to football was two keepers on the bench

So now that De Gea signed a long term deal and gets focused again, will he stop being shit? I feel like some bad luck out of Ole's control and De Gea having his mind everywhere else is the reason they are not 15 points in.

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>don't worry Pep, another £1bn and the Champions League is surely yours at last!

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Its so hard to tell if hes lost or just in a bad patch. His defence is better now so thats good
Brutal hair mogging

>robertson has taken a knock and might miss chelsea game

>ole wants to buy maddison and sancho

Point is they dropped 5 points to spuds at home and to norwich away.

they got thrashed by a recently promoted side

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What function does Mike Dean serve?

quick guys which 3 teams will get relegated?

shitcastle, shef u, villa

memes

81 yellow and 9 red cards in just 19 games so far this season.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Dean_(referee)#Statistics

this but unironically
newcastle
watford
southampton

>4 yellows and half a red

Is this a lot?

Ole probably wants to buy Messhit yoo

>Nicolas Otamendi now Man City’s only fit senior centre-back with Fernandinho likely to be his partner over the next 4-5 weeks.
well

inb4 otamendi 10 game suspension

What a shame. I quite liked their partnership.

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This prince has conned his way in. The other joint owner was a fan since the 1950s and put £100m into the club and now after getting it back to the prem has to sell it for £5m.
There's a load of Saudi nonces on twitter praising the prince in arabic and exchanging abuse with fans.

he was a director but he's just stepped down due to this

hope the arab doesn't bin chris for some big name manager

He would literally get torn limb from limb if he tried to do that.

that's what I mean

it would be utterly idiotic

I think every fan knows full well we'd get relegated with literally anyone else in charge. I can't think of any reason why he'd do it.
The reason the dispute started was because he found a loophole in gaining shares without having to buy the property portfolio off the other owner. Most of us are worried about him trying to move us to some cheap identikit stadium in the future rather than go with the old owner's expansion plans. We've been there since 1889 so it would be very fucking controversial to say the least.

*distant mangala noises*