This thread happened last night on Yea Forums, with someone claiming to apparently being an NBA Player drafted within the past 7 years. If sticking by this person's statements as true, this would mean that they were entered the league in 2012 or 2013 at the earliest.
Some ambiguous details from the thread that the OP made about themselves:
> Mixed Race > Considers themself to be an Above-Average level player > Has never won an individual award > States that they are a self-proclaimed "pothead" > "I enjoy playin with vince a lot.", which suggests that they have shared a team with Vince Carter > Would prefer to play on the Nets with KD and Kyrie > Kobe was their hero growing up watching basketball > Toughest player they've had to guard was KD > Has a problem with KG due to his attitude and personally calling him a "foul mouthed bitch" > Grew up with an NBA player, whom is presently at Golden State > When comparing themselves to Melo: "Im more athletic ude to age, but not as skilled in the nuanced aspects of the game." > When comparing themselves to Nerlens Noel: "I play diff position. Hard to compare." and "I am a little older than him." (Nerlens is 25, drafted in 2013)
Using Nerlens Noel's age of 24 during last season as a basis, and OP supposedly being "a little older" than him, I found all of the players aged 24 to 26 last season.
Going along with that thought process, I eliminated many people, and I believe I've narrowed down the options to 11 players. They all fit this criteria:
- A teammate of Vince Carter since 2012 - Were born between 1992 - 1994, due to the user claiming they were "a little older" than Nerlens Noel (born in 1994, was 24 at the end of last season and is presently 25) - Do not play the center position like Nerlens Noel - Have never won an individual award - Still in the league as of last season
MEM
Jarnell Stokes Andrew Harrison Wayne Selden
SAC
Nigel Hayes Frank Mason III JaKarr Sampson
Traded away: Rodney Hood
ATL
Justin Anderson DeAndre Bembry Alex Poythress Taurean Prince
There are other criteria left to consider, yet this is what I've gotten so far. A note to consider is that I haven't done a direct comparison of day and month for those born in 1994, if they may happen to be younger than Nerlens.
Kevin Powell
Update: Jarnell Stokes is eliminated due to not presently being in the NBA, having not played since 2016.
Matthew Fisher
It wasn't Kd?
Charles Peterson
Why do you give a fuck, so you can tell your faggot friends “H-hey I know a guy who did a QnA last night lmao”
So many larping faggots on this site anyway.
I’m Michael Jordan btw.
Jace Harris
You know, it's actually fun to use your brain for inquisitive exercises based on provided information, as opposed to only using it as a retainer for porn and your likely slave mentality.
Even if by a miniscule chance of some educated guess being made turns out to be correct, it wouldn't effect my life, nor the poster's. It would be all admissable, and probably would never pick up traction by media anyways.
With that said: Why the hell not have some fun with this?
You’re as autistic as the europoors and their “guess the player based on his goals scored” as if being able to navigate a few Wikipedia pages made you think you solved a puzzle that doesn’t exist
Congrats
Austin Reyes
Don't listen to he's being a dick that probably doesn't create well thought out threads.
I appreciate the work op.
Jayden Long
it's obviously a larper
Jonathan Collins
Sounds like one of KD's burner accounts.
Xavier Robinson
>You know, it's actually fun to use your brain for inquisitive exercises based on provided information, as opposed to only using it as a retainer for porn and your likely slave mentality. autism
Cooper Nelson
>user pretends to be an NBA player on a zimbabwean glass blowing image board >autist spends hours trying to figure out which fake nba player the user was pretending to be
wew
Jayden Morgan
hey guys im the president of a major world country ama
Colton Lewis
Probably Spencer Dinwiddie
Asher Rogers
Bump Klay?
Jacob Young
Trump?
Daniel Gray
You can cross Nigel Hayes of the list since he is playing for the best team to ever exist now. I think the larper should be SF/PF if he had to guard KD. Also, maybe try to compare birthplaces or high schools to some current GSW players.
