HOL UP

Say it with me:

Dallas Cowboys: NFC East CHAMPIONS

based and dare i say it, redpilled

>non white

NFC EAST CHAMPIONS was it ever in doubt?

only undefeated NFC East teams can post in here. sorry eagles.

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What part of Philly are you from?

HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP
WE DEM

Trips and Cowboys will:
Win the East
Get a bye as the #1 seed
Lose in the Divisional Round to the Wild Card Eagles

HOL UP

us am men

The Curse of Saint Nick will live on well past this season.
The Football Gods were angered by the disgraceful way the Eagles gave up a legend.
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tomorrow morning

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HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!

Based
>entire division is on IR
>get to waltz into free playoff spot
>expend no effort getting there
>enter playoffs fully healthy
>go to superb owl and snap Brad's back after DLaw dabs all over the patriots 2nd string oline

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You know things have got bad for the cowboys when they start celebrating an eagles loss in the second game of the season

DEM

>brown

Cringe

THIS IS OUR CHANCE

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>will play rodgers or goff and lose like usual
why do you think it'll end up any different as long as coach clap is there

Fans wanted him to stay over Wince. Only fans who like Wince are good goys following on what the management/ownership tells them to.

BOYS!

your dumpster fire of a team couldnt even beat winston at home . chill senpai

Facts

it's 2019 grandpa, rodgers has no relevance

>NOOOO THIS WASN’T SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN

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We calling in?

We have Kellen Moore now

Chad Christian Iggles fans preferred over the Virgin Jew Wince fans

what's the phone #??

>Phone: (888) 729-9494
Eagles Radio
I'm on the line.

"Matt in SD"

Give me some suggestions

Let me educate you since you're an ignorant foreigner (no disrespect): most Dallas Cowboys fans are from or around Philly. Eagles country also extends to NJ and Delaware. However, they still root for the Phillies, Sixers, and Flyers. This is because the Eagles were never "good enough" for them. Instead of passion and loyalty to your home team no matter what, they chose to be bandwagoners and front runners. This is ironic considering the Cowboys are often labeled "America's team", yet there's nothing more anti American than betraying your home country (team). This is why most Dallas fans invade Eagles threads, talk a lot of smack online etc. When the Eagles win, whether it's a lucky win or not, it strikes directly at the Dallas fan's ego, his pride. His subconscious is telling him he made a mistake and that he's a coward. There are exceptions to this rule obviously. Some Dallas fans are legitimate. But for the most part, Dallas fans are fake and not real sports fans.
In a way I feel sorry for them, because they'll never what it's like to drink and befriend hundreds of other fellow fans they don't know, or tailgating, or partying after big wins with the neighborhood. Even when Dallas wins they're still angry, because deep down they know the truth.
When the Eagles finally won the super bowl they shut up for a whole year, probably contemplating suicide.
But were Eagles fans win or lose.
I hope this helps.

"Mike in Washington" here. Pls tell me what to say

probably the McCown starter angle.

you can bring up their QB ratings lol
>McCown had a qb rating of 75.1 (on 5 attempts lol)
>Wentz 65.2
also Wentz threw 2 ints. McCown none.
the math don't lie

I plan to say the following:

The Eagles lost this game undoubtedly due to the Center Jason Kelce.
He was notably one of Foles biggest proponents, and has some kind of grudge against Carson.
If you look at Kelce's quotes from last year and from last week, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know.

Calling in as "Bryant from California"

Kelce played a terrible game, and possibly with a concussion.
You can see him disregard protection adjustments that Wentz calls out at the line.

I think we have a QB controversy on our hands.

>LMFAO

>KAEPERSHIT

niggers got to bring that up no matter what

what part of texas do you guys live in?

Calgary, Alberta here.

I knew this was going to come.

>Vince from South Philly
kek

You know amerisharts have it bad when they have to explain to foreigners why they are so fucking retarded

Veronica sounds like a tranny

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>"female" on the line

lmfao

The state of eagles and it's fans and the shithole of Philadelphia.

I've been to philly once too. It's literally a shithole. You have parts of the city where the people have to bar up their windows and have fencing/bars on/around their porches like a business because the thugs will commit home invasion just to steal $20. I lived in the city of baltimore for 2 years when my parents went full retard and they don't even have that issue. The cheesesteaks are overpriced and overrated. I've had better from place that is famous for pit meat sandwiches that doesn't even specialize in it where I live. Also you have the corrupt and mentally retarded PPA that tried giving me a ticket even though I had a proper permit for parking in a handicap spot. They tried to jam me up but luckily the state I live in isn't mentally fucking retarded and did jack shit to my license after I went down and explained the situation.

dick poopscott will win mvp and there is NOTHING you can do about it