An American has never made me laugh on this board, not even once. Why is European banter so superior?

An American has never made me laugh on this board, not even once. Why is European banter so superior?

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excellent thread

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they are ancient. Americans will eventually get there

Probably just no sense of humor if you like recycled garbage from people who barely understand what they are writing. There's very little original wit here to be found..

>cater to me waaahhhh!

Fuck off retard

Shitposting is not our strength. No one can be good at everything

how do i get american girl friend?

can i go to macdonalds and feed her many cheese burgers? will she love me for that?

If you find saying "ur fat" constantly despite the fact they are fat as fuck then sure
I haven't seen good banter from foreigners, just screeching that we exist

I think the OP is an Australian on vacation....

>mfw germanbros posting jokes on Yea Forums

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Australia isn’t in Europe

how do i get Japanese girlfriend?
no seriously they are very beautiful and i want a girl to love and protect and cherish

Then why do you speak English?

Australia is quite literally just England's prisoners they didn't want to give a fuck about anymore and deported

Why would anyone want a Japanese girlfriend? Enjoy your kids looking all fucked up and all manlets

Learn nigger culture and what's popular in the now. That is, if you are going for the average American women.

hapa kids are cute, and your kids will only be manlets if you have weak pussy genes, also
>muh kids
fuck kids

The cringe

CHI

*squashes you, getting frog brains and twitching frog toes all over my shoes*
Ugh, man....
*scrapes frog off shoe on driveway*
*spits on hot driveway while you rot in the sun*

That's what you are to me. All frogs will be squashed and destroyed.

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>durrr pls watch blacked raw
>BLACKED
>based cucks fuck wh*Te people
Yeah you right

Not a single european comedian in /SP's personal top 5, prove me wrong.

I laugh at americans all the time

I just googled "what is the capital of portugal", and the first thing google wanted to te me was.
"Is Portugal a 2nd world country?"
Are you laughing now?

I hope i've made someone laugh with my posts

I got a joke for you...
New Zealand

based

>doesnt know the capital of portugal
And you just know it was americans who were asking if it was a "2nd world country" which is retarded anyway

be white black or brown, basically anything other than asian

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you're 100% correct. they have culture and we don't, is why.

stop making fun of my harem

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Probably, Yea Forums Chileans are fucking hilarious.
>they own up to the "texas flag" meme and give it a funny twist every now and then
>BOSS posting
>general funny posts regardless of thread subject

some of your states have been below second world for decades m8, no offense, I love USA and visit relatives in Chicago almost every summer

It's funny, in every flag board, Americans are far and away the worst posters.

americlaps are self centered retards with fragile egos that's why

Money, have a lot of money.

Same with any other woman really too. Money is our species' brightly colored feathers.

So does Chicago have more relaxed beggar laws?

IDK but and there's not a lot of inbred mongols around so I like it

I've never had any issues with Chilean posters. You guys are a bit on the shy side, but based in my eyes.

yes

t. am american girl with japanese husband

post your abalone

>European banter
>moyes
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Uh.....haha yeah.....so "funny"