Chiefs @ Raiders Game Thread 3

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Defense needs to get off the field quickly. That long ass drive tired everyone out.

Still a chance if the defense can start strong in the second half. It ain’t over until it’s over.

it's a beautiful thing

KEK bootyblasted mods deleted the last game thread because I made it and also because I posted my Asian gfs asshole in it so they banned me. Stay jelly faggot mods

Fuck the jannies I can't believe they pulled that shit

Mahomes is the best QB in the league by far

JANNIES ACTUALLY DELETED OUR LAST GAMETHREAD

HOLY FUCK

THE PEOPLE WHO MODERATE Yea Forums DONT EVEN WATCH SPORTS
GOOD FUCKING LORD.

Raiders fans shook af and crying like bitch niggas

would be surprising if it didn't happen

>game thread deleted
mahomes throwing so many bombs he hit the hot pocket manufacturing plant

*this generation

I had screenshotted that guys post about chiefs being 28 at half when we were at 0, jannies were too assblasted

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I heard Hill is doing camera work while being injured

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It's because I was OP and they banned me for posting my Asian gfs asshole. What a bunch of faggots.

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>every other NFL team

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how will he ever recover?

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FUCK GAYDERS AND FUCK JANNIES

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Based and checked

thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=9qkMugn5mrs

>yfw the Colts win a superbowl the year luck retires at age 28

>4 fucking TDs in a single quarter
>313 yards by half time
>no Hill
jesus fucking christ... where are all the faggot asses who said he was gonna decline due to being le black qb??

This free phone football commercial makes me want to put a bullet thru my TV.

Was mahomes even good at Texas tech?

Patrick has the body of a black and the brain of a white. He is unstoppable

no he was terrible just awful ya dummy

He had the body, but not the brain. Mahomes is the Scarecrow from Wizard of Oz, and Andy is the Wizard

How is he black?

Hot take: white women are trash, but 80+% of the White guys that go for Asian women are betas that can't pull a decent white woman

His dad is black?

Why are the Raiders so awful?

If the chiefs blow this lead then lil Sophia is getting her shit pushed in

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That is the coldest take of all time. White women are indeed trash but are still better than women of other races

Last thread was deleted?

based chiefs pup beater

OH NO NO NO WHY IS 80% OF THE TAPE JUST RECORDED OVER WITH VIDEOS OF ANDY REID SMEARING MAYONNAISE OVER HIS NAKED BODY? I THOUGHT WE FUCKING HAD HIM

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>tfw no superior alien gf

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Based dog punch poster

ok Vick

he likes well done steak with catsup. thats some sizzlers nigger shit

It was 10-7 a moment ago, the fuck did I miss? Carr shitting the bed?

>Western white women
>Better than anything
Lmao

Just ate a bug ass piece of lasagna, ready for this second half, here comes Comeback Carr

I want female predator to crush me in her thighs

What do you guys think of my garage freezer. Missing anything?
>inb4 ketchup

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Defense got tired

Mahomes dragons happened

No you missed Mahomes shitting on everyone.

mahomes is the best QB I have ever seen.

Where in my post did I say the word "western"? Who are you quoting?

DONT STOP CAN'T STOP

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Mahomes threw an incomplete pass?

6 straight completions 4 mahomes going for at least 25 yards

you're mistaken, he handed the ball off

>Mahomes already with more than 300 yards and 4 TD's.

Wtf? You guys told me he was going to be exposed this season.

I think mahomes is the best baseball player and will win the world series

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>janny is a raidnigger fan

>that back is his guy
>there is that guy
perfect timing

Raiders players will quit

romo should be a defensive coordinator

>tony romo predicts the play

Where the fuck is the Tape?

Just imagine when hill comes back

Raiders should just put their second string in, theyre losing players left and right

Somebody get Dayton Moore on the phone I've got a plan

It's unlikely you're going to get a qt trad slav wife as a burger.

Analysing is easy to do after the fact

TONY HAS THE TAPE
GIVE US THE TAPE TONY

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I'm sorry but did the Raiders already lose?

>this
And he has a hot and based white girlfriend from texas named brittany

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I found his lifeless body

Patrick Mahomes last 5 attempts to close the half:
- 42-yard TD to Mecole Hardman
- 32 yards to Damien Williams
- 43 yards to Demarcus Robinson
- 27-yard TD to Travis Kelce
- 39-yard TD to Demarcus Robinson

that's some crazy Madden on rookie mode stuff

i'm having a hard time not laughing with this cheesy piano music

he does it before the fact though

WOMEN REPORTERS DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT FOOTBALL

he called the target before the snap

F for the boomer camera guy

Guy is a mutt.

Get McCoy off the team

not been a good day for boomers

Same difficulty as playing the raiders on their baseball field

Maybe you should stop posting pepes and the Raiders would do well.

>Talk good about Chiefs
>Chiefs play like shit
>Call Chiefs shitty
>They score

Chiefs are shit.

SACKED
ON THE DIRT

are you a cord cutter?

THEY GOT THE TAPE

Are the Raiders back?

Based Mayonnaise

F

LIVES
IN POVERTY

Vital stop there.

I'm so fucking glad this will be the last season where football is played on a baseball diamond

BIG RUN
KEEP THE MOMENTUM JOSH JACOBS

>mfw the vegas stadium paints one on

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Yeah like once or twice a game

LAND DRAGON

>not all the way down to 1st base
missed opportunity

top kek

SO MANY DRAGONS

See you bitches next week

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Kansas is a red state meth infested shithole

Watch this drive you KC queefs

he used to do it pretty much every play but CBS Sports made him stop because it ruins the drama

Red yes
Shit hole ehh okay
Methhole fuck no

DARREN WALLER WITH THE LEAP

F

Don't lose your head there, Paco

showing some life.

Remember when Mahomes burned you guys on 3rd and long in the 4th and clutched it to win the game?

i could do that

THANK YOU BASED CARR

LOLOLOL

La’Monkey Jackson will finally face an actual defense

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I'm surprised that wasn't called PI

I FIND IT KINDA FUNNY
I FIND IT KINDA SAD

JUST RAIDNIGGER MY SHIT UP SENPAI

Fuck republicans . Subhuman garbage

>CARR

LOL RAIDNIGGERS LOLOLOLOLOL

BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

AHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOTS

>TYBC

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You mean when that idiot Weddle blew his coverage? Don't worry we got Earl Thomas now

CAN YOU TAKE IT ALL AWAAAAY

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WTF WAS THAT, MAKE THE CATCH DAMN IT

NOOOOOOOOOO

EXPLAIN AGAIN TO MEEEEEEEEEE

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>Picked

How was that not defensive PI?

Unfortunately it was within 5 yards of the LoS
Can’t be PI there iirc

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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we'll be good again once we move to vegas, right?

Seethe

TY "BASED" CARR HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

Yea but lets not talk about that and talk about how the raiders are getting ass blasted

Within 5 yards, mutual hand fighting. Carr should have told him to run a slant or a dig anyway

CAN YOU TAKE IT ALLL AWAYYYYY

kek

>chiefs
>defense
You should do standup

It's the Chiefs home opener, Mahomes is on fire and you won't be playing the Dolphins next week, good luck

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inside 5 yds

SAY HEY KID, SAY HEY KID SAY HEY KID, HEY KID! COME PLAY DEAD

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Drag, not dig

uhhhhhhh the chiefs are located in KCMO

Dilate

They will have to fans
I hope they enjoy 50 50 fan split at best

TAKE IT ALL AWAY

You'll take our name and you'll like it. Now get back in your cage.

Can’t be worse than a Blots home crowd.

>tfw no Asian fortune cookie factory slave

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Let's hope it's a good one I'm not going to talk too much trash

Useful image for future

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KEEP THE WHEELS ROLLING

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i wonder if that user with the asian waifu makes her work at the fortune cookie factory

>Jackson
>qb
I’ll remember you so I can laugh at you next week

At least denver and "los angeles" look like shit

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GOD DAMN IT WORLEY LEARN TO MF TACKLE SHIT

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D R A G O N

raiders getting their ass raided

HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm fucking with you, I enjoyed our game last year, hope this one will be as entertaining

ABOUT CHIEFS

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FUCK IT I'M GOING DEEP

Just gonna pad stats raiders should have just declined

>Raiders run game working all drive
>Hey let's pass at the goal line
Wtf are Raiders coaches doing?

HOLY FUCK

WE FOUND THE TAPE

Mahomes is the final form of Rex Grossman

AHHHH REFS SAVE ME

TYBR

What race is Pat Mahomes????

Master

>it was just a joke bro
Go finish prepping your wife’s bull you faggot.

Basedboi

race you to the end zone

The WR just looked at it didn't go for it or try to swat it out the DB hands, hate those, the db became the WR there

Jesus Christmas Raiders they even gave you a 10 point head start and you're still getting slaughtered

Chiefs keep shooting themselves in the foot. Gonna come back and bite them this season.

winner

Felt
As in Muppet.

52% white 48% nigger

Us whites will claim him though.

Well fuck you too then also you really think I'm white

Hush little raidniggers don't you cry

yup. they'll lose the one seed and wind up getting massacred in foxboro come january

Only if the whites have the first pic in the racial draft

Real Chefs fans don't think about the long term

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Yeah but I think the coaches should know that their QB and pass game suck and should play to their strengths.

don't mind me, just still the best QB in the league

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STUFFED.COM

who?

Raiders need to speed it up if they gonna have a chance

TYBC

Oh look. More evidence Derrick carr is a fucking joke

Offense pi?

that's the ugliest picture of Tom Brady I've ever seen

DOES CARR GET CO-MVP WITH MAHOMES FOR US CHIEFSBROS?

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ololollolololololololololololololol

Holy shit, someone needs to mercy kill Raider nation

Who the fuck is Carr throwing to?

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That ain't no OPI, blind ass refs

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SUMMERTIME LOVEER

>literally run a route directly into the defender's zone
So this is the offensive prowess of Jon Gruden

what? PI call on KC but they still get the ball?

You
Why aren't you catching them

The tapes had exposed Mahomes. He is projecting to season of only 48 TD. Chiefs in suicide watch!!!!

>not one decent game on today

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Pi call on raiders

Imagine being such a dumb raidnigger retard that you think that wasn't OPI

sorry I'm dumb but what does this mean

offensive pass interference?

What will the chefs do AAAAAAAAAAA

I expect to see the pats copy that “accidental” contact

>tfw no one to golf in a fountain with

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>thought raidniggers might be good
>nooope they're jobbers
that being said AB is still a retard for giving up 20 million. Id be really happy to be a jobber for 20 million.

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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Carr isn't terrible, but he isn't an elite QB and never will be. If we stick with him, we're going to be stuck in QB purgatory. Won't win anything regardless of the roster around him. Good thing we have two first round picks and can trade up for a QB if we need to.

Jump in the /nfl/ game chat!!

discord.gg/9yD7R7

discord.gg/9yD7R7

They had contact like that today and they got called out on it faggot

Dilate

Yeah, forget who but he just ran into honey badger

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Mahomes has the potential to throw 16 touchdowns in a single game.

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Damn it mahomes block

post the andy reid chart now

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I’m just glad I’m not a meth addicted chief fan desu.

>All western teams.
Why, Yea Forums?

Your raidnigger ass is on fire

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7 in two games works out to 56 tho

Raiders are just THAT good

Meth is the only Aryan drug

Dilate

Someone please kill Artie soon.

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It will find funny if the Raiders steal the 1st pick from the Dolphins and get Tua. But that will imply that a team did worst than the dolphins.

>drafting Tua

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I will personally rek everyone talking shit after the game.

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>this poster is literally a meth addict with missing teeth
Lol

Here Raiders, have a fan to cool down your enflamed vaginas

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Fuck off pablo

OH HOW I LOVE THE SMELL OF DEAD RAIDNIGGER ON SUNDAY

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How many games will the Raiders win?

i'm feeling a light 6

It's time to

PUT THE HAMMER DOWN

Anyone who still thinks Carr is a franchise QB suffers from a learning disability. He makes way too many dumb mistakes for a sixth-year QB.

How are you posting from jail?

Everything Nantz and Romo say to each other is dripping with resentment. Anybody else picking up on that?

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>teddy bridgewater still exists

neat

mind you, we are talking about Gruden "drafting" skills.

Man I love that fat walrus. NFL won't be the same when he dies of a heart attack soon

I get more of a Tony's IQ is so low and he can't stop talking and Nantz is doing his best to be a professional vibe

Well, this games over. See ya faggots.
GO CHIEFS

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How are you posting without a head?

ftfy

No

FUMBLE
C'MON RAIDERS STAND UP, IT AIN'T OVER YET

Its over

fukin lol romo

is this a cartel joke?

it's over but if we can take a few more shots at kermit then so be it

These refs should be teaching the ones in the Saints-Rams game how to do their jobs

It ain’t over until it’s over

CHECK IT DOWN PATRICK, IT'S OKAY TO KICK A FIELD GOAL AND GET 31 POINTS. STOP TRYING TO BE A HERO, YOU'RE GONNA DIE OUT THERE

AIN'T OVER TILL IT'S OVER

Raiders getting a fumble in 4th quarter garbage time
is like winning the SB
to them
:^)

What are my fellow Chefs bros going to buy with with your Owl bet winnings? Thinking about a life sized Mahomes sex doll

Seahawks Stoolers was based

Mahomes has had 12 300+ yard games since last year. The Buffalo Bills have had 13 since 2005

Carr is going to turn the ball over, dude is trash.

Mutthomes is trash and will be btfo by Tommy Ten Rings for the next 10 years

It's over you delusional raidniggers

He needs to learn to check down or throw it away. Shit will come back to bite him in the ass.

>Queefs getting past Round 1 of the Playoffs

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>Las Vegas Raiders
Nice

Mahomes just needs one int c'mon

>Tommy Ten Rings

kek

would you accept pizza from Shaq? i wouldn't.

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>Fox still failing to find another family Guy
Just leave the animated shit to Adult Swim and Comedy Central

Chiefs are legit dangerous this year lads

Mahomes is such a cocky asshole.

I would, I love shaq. Anything I could do to be shaqs friend I would.

>Turdtans vs Fags.
Why the TNF had the least appealing matchups?

wrong

would you nuzzle his giant balls with your tongue?

Depends how much Shaqs FWB plan offers.

Yes and then I'd sue him for sexual assault

Carr is trash

Cope.

and TBS. American Dad has never been better once it left FOX.

Meth is affecting your judgment.

Feels like it should be a bigger blowout than it is. Chiefs can't keep missing opportunities, especially if they want to beat New England.

He snapped his spine in half 3 years ago, go easy on him

That's the power of Andy Reid

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>MFW all AFC West teams but the Chiefs getting an L today

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wrong

game ain't over yet your obese methhead

It's been over for a long time, nigger

Did it lower his IQ by 20 points, too?

does Mahomes spend the entire halftime doing keg stands and spinning in circles?

>jalen reshard ever on the field

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You are mad

and you're not making it past the pats again

You
Are
Mad

Imagine not even making it past week two

running down the clock is a smart move here by the rudders

David Carr
Passes to David Carr(ier)

Carrbage with an interception, calling it

TD
FG
TD+extra point
Raiders win, cap this

>I don't like dirt. It's tough,it's course and it gets everywhere

pathetic

Derek Carr forgot what sport he was playing by sliding on that baseball dirt

>West Coast doesnt get 60 minutes

GET FUCKED RAIDERS
HAHAHAA

Carr with the bantz:

>get the fuck out of here little bitch

kek

Anyone have the how kc and raider fans watch football image?

get the fuck outta here bitch

>Dropping two fucks in less than 5 seconds
The FCC is going to hear about this.

Raiders are getting a serious stadium upgrade next year. Can wait to see some games there

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>Raider players, fans and the entire organization

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>get the fuck outta here lil bitch

GOING HOME

DAMN ROMO ROASTING THESE RAIDIES

Already planning to see the Chiefs beat the raiders in vegas next year
Just need the schedule to get released

Carrbage is holding this team back

Pokemon Colosseum?

What

We're Friends

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""""friends""""

Fuck your city
Fuck that stadium
Fuck this team for leaving
Fuck Mark Davis
Fuck em.

Just release Carr please.

He's the only one I like whose left and he's getting worse week by week.

>Fox still failing to find another family Guy

They should try to find another Simpsons

Being able to see the crowd from the parking lot kinda freaks me out and gives me OCD.

did he make it or is he just delivering it? Am I allowed to tell him how much better Chuck is than him on tnt?

I wonder if they can use that sliding wall to block the wind on offense and then let the wind in on defense

The Carrbage brothers are low-IQ christkikes that don't have the smarts to play in the NFL

the real one is on my other computer

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SANDERS
\O/

imagine being smug ass rodgers and you're told by your corporate sponsor "You need to share your commercial with a bigger star" and Mahomes walks out.

COME ON GARY

CUM ON GARY

Worley gone, too slow, can't even run

Yeah, because that’s the way they would phrase it. Idiot.

No but that's how rodgers brain will take it :^)

Good 2nd quarter chief bros, see you next week baltimore

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Mahomes to Kelce is something special when they connect

NEVER GO FULL RETARD

WORLEY WTF COME ON YOU SHIT STOP GETTING TORCHED FUCK

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Sneed

gg
Can’t win them all

Blown opportunity to get another win, snap the KC win streak and build more momentum, every year these fools come in, look unbeatable and go on to blow it wasting a playoff spot, I'll never understand it

The chiefs can

>Oh shit Chiefs made another TD
>Uhhhhh HOLDING, OFFENSE

This is going to be a boring season

Chiefs don't play a meaningful game against a threat for a while. It's just going to be blow out after blow out of mediocre teams getting dabbed on by Mahomes

Chiefs implosion confirmed

Will Oakland ever have another NFL team?

Who's more garbage? Worley or Carr

They could be a failure in Vegas but that stadium is a huge investment

gg Oakland

Fuck the R*idurs

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gg rudders, see ya in december

Good, they'll be nice and overconfident for next week.

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What was the over/under
Was the fix in in the second half?

That's it, no more baseball field NFL

our black qb > your black qb

if only there was a way you could type that exact sentence somewhere else and receive an instant answer

Can't believe a Shitburds fan is saying this after barely beating the Tardinals and letting a midget throw for 350 yards lmao

Seemed like every other game was like this till the mid 90s
Why did they think cookie cutter stadiums were a good idea?

Will Oakland ever get an NFL team again?

IF YOU'RE A RAVENS, PATRIOTS, CHIEFS, OR GREENBAY FAN WHERE YOU'RE UNDEFEATED AND HAVE A 1 GAME LEAD ABOVE YOUR DVISION RIVALS GET IN HERE.

OTHER 28 TEAMS NEED NOT APPLY.

Lynch made an arena football team

Because they thought it was cheaper and easier to build one stadium for everything instead of multiple ones for everybody.

the bills are 2-0 too

They probably were at the time, it's all different now with all the luxury options

Cost even though stadiums were way cheaper to build then (even adjusting the value of the dollar) because they didn't have a ton of expensive luxury shit and most didn't have a roof

50 yard line seats were among the worst seats in the house at Fulton County Stadium because they were really far back from the field and you couldn't see shit if you were in the lower rows

>beat dolphins
>beat cardinals
>think that means you will beat the chefs
>in their home opener
>at arrowhead

I know football isn't big where you faggotbird fans hail from, but delusional shitbird fan detected

chefs will win handily, lanigger jackson is not a good nor a real QB

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So does Trump lol

The Chiefs are based