OFFICIAL PATS-DOLPHINS POSTGAME THREAD

I don't really watch football, are the Dolphins really that bad or are the Pats that good?

Northern, NY. Born in CT though.

it's still only week two and the O line is fucked. When the Patriots play a real team, it'll be a bit harder. Just reminding everyone to stay realiistic here. The Pats may end up with only winning games by 10 points.

Connecticut

>gost fucking up
>O-line has 3 hurt starters
>Michel in a sophmore slump
> who knows what's going to happen with AB

but a win is a win is a win. Fish Squished. and in Miami to boot

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Boston

Charlotte

Irvine here

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N E W
H A M P S H I R E

Hard to tell at this point. Could very well be but the Stoolers also look awful and they don't play anyone decent 'til the Ravens.

New Hampshire, here.

Both.

South coast here

enjoying some of the bubbly with my huge breasted japanese laughing at dolpinfags.

Real New England, Vermont

both
Patriots are going 19-0 this season.

Idaho

Patriots are in trouble.
O-Line getting wrecked
Gostkowski is unreliable.
Brady's accuracy began to show cracks in the armor in the second half. A clear sign that his stamina is fading with age. The cliff is rapidly approaching and by mid-season, he will probably be reduced to a Dilfer-esque game-management style quarterback.

>Michel in a sophmore slump
>85yds and a TD
Pick one. The fumble wasn't great, but still a solid day.

Merrimack Valley

For me? It's Middletown, DE

>O-Line getting wrecked
Valid but Scar will make it work, he's b&r
>Gostkowski is unreliable.
One bad day, he'll be fine
>Brady's accuracy began to show cracks in the armor in the second half.
MFW

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>only 43
Are the Pats done?

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He's also got erectile dysfunction

His stamina is fading because

>Playing in god awful swamp heat
>Never getting off the field because the defense keeps taking the Miami Offense off the field instantly

Against a real team, Brady will unironically be better because he gets more rest.

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Sauce?

Haha oh this meme again classic well done friend

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Patriots are disgusting but their D got me 35 fantasy points so I'll let it slide...this week

How do we rid New England of filthy Jersey libshits?

Also Chicago.

I know. They only squeaked out the win today. If they can get their shit together they could be good.

New England existed for 157 years before Vermont was even a thing

New England is an elite club of excellent states with excellent people. It's unfortunate that the rest of America refuses to follow the example of our shining City on a Hill, no matter how many times we kick their asses

No, that's milk.

Providence RI babyyyy, who /RhodeIsland/ here?

in the eyes of Belichick, a fumbling RB is a cardinal sin

And our pizza is better. And we have less crime. And our sports are best. And we get all 4 seasons. And we have the ocean. And we have clean water. And we have good architecture. The list goes on

Oh, I totally agree. But he still had a decent day.

Remember last year when our houses all exploded lmao

Settle down

New England MAGAts are almost exclusively oxy-addicted general contractors with at least one misdemeanor on their records (not including DUIs) and a history of domestic violence

Our pizza is not better, but everything else you say is true. Unless you're including New Haven in New England, which is debatable. New Haven pizza > New York pizza.

Indiana Hoosier here

Based

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Prov bois where you at

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Considering that the Merrimack Valley is a 19th century toxic waste dump, I'm honestly surprised it's as nice as it is

This, they are one failed job away from having to move to Florida so they can clean pools at the Day's inn.

Vermont

Greenwich Connecticut

Lincoln, my boy! Just a reminder that Gina Raimondo is the best Governor - even the President agrees.

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>that feel when you get shutout at home, ending your ability to celebrate the Miami miracle
Brees is fucking bad outdoors.

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Plymouth County boss

better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football

>And our pizza is better
no
>And we have less crime
yes
>And our sports are best
yes but no college
>And we get all 4 seasons
so do most places in the north
>And we have the ocean
too cold to swim in
>And we have clean water
so does everywhere but michigan
>And we have good architecture
it's decent

Also a Chicagoan, but I grew up in CT

SEETHE, I'm gonna go hit up Fellini's down by the shore and get a pie with a nice cold Foolproof.

why are the patriots still so good?

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Liberals can’t win politically, so they get super invested in cheering for their favorite team - the Massachusetts Libtriots

Okay? No one has even heard of any RI cuisine.

The water is too cold if you're a pansy, maybe

I'm gay but I would not suck Brady's pp. Reason? I'm not worthy.

This tired old meme. He was throwing dragons all day. Try playing in 90 degree heat for hours and see how you hold up.

>new haven not in new england
in what fucking universe

Because this is our back yard.

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California

um

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The entire state of Rhode Island is in the Boston metro area

It might as well be annexed by Massachusetts

Because of the government policies set by Elizabeth warren and bernie Sanders.

So the 2018 election never happened? SEETHE

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No one cares about MA cuisine either.

New Haven is a suburb of NYC

It's geographically in New England but culturally it is closer to NYC

Um what?

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New Haven Pizza is gross. CT is not part of New England.
Well that's not true. Considering J&W produces more Michellin Starred chefs and many stay in the RI area to open restaurants... but then your rachet ass probably never at at Pot au Feu before.

Um Brady, Kraft, and Belichick are all Trump supporters.
>lost senate seats
oh no no no no

Objectively false

This. All of CT is a dead zone of criminals and inbred WASPs.

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From "calle Inglaterra" (England Street) in Mexico City

nice bait, here's your (You)

Hey, Moscow Mitch!

Suffolk county LI. So close to new england, yet so far.

>This tired old meme. He was throwing dragons all day. Try playing in 90 degree heat for hours and see how you hold up.
Subtle signs were visible to the experienced eye, and though the Patriots got lucky today (with ex-Pat turned Miami head coach Flores going easy on New England, not preparing for Antonio Brown because he thought it would be too soon for him to see action), next week will be a different story.

The Jets dynamic duo of Darnold and Leveon Bell will expose the aging, ossified strategies of the New England Patritos.

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Isn’t that like 90% of Pats fans? And isn’t the owner of the pats a mega kike too?

Sup, Reddit Rachel!

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by trusting the evil football wizard and his Champion

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Anybody got a cap of sad Marino?

did you read the whole thing? he clowns the fuck out of reddit at the end

Send the Pats defense to the southern border. Nothing will get through.

No I'm clean record and body. My wife knows better than to need a slap.
I already embarrassed you last year on this subject Masshole.

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Is there anything more pathetic in sports than being a pats fan? It’s the same kids that restart their PlayStation whenever they’re losing in Madden. Typical millennials. Need coddled and have to have the #1 team, because they “deserve” it.

>Brady's accuracy began to show cracks in the armor
>they say this for 15 years straight

what did they mean?

I've watched this a dozen times and still can't understand how he lost control of the ball

Embarrassing

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>Thinking Greek style pizza isn't the apex of pizza
You're a failure. Also
>Caring about college sports
The definition of cuckery.

m8 it's my hometown team, you want me to cheer for the Dolphins instead because we win too much?

Are you retarded? The Pats are like the most Conservative team there is, they're practically Trump's team for fuck's sake. Educate yourself and try again.

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based #65 at least making a symbolic effort

>Is there anything more pathetic in sports than being a pats fan? It’s the same kids that restart their PlayStation whenever they’re losing in Madden. Typical millennials. Need coddled and have to have the #1 team, because they “deserve” it.

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>NOOOOOOOOOO STOP LIKING THINGS

>thread dedicated to bragging about beating a team that is deliberately losing its games

Sorry you couldn't get a scholarship to a real school.

18+

The fuck are you projecting about, Cletus?

No, we're bragging about decimating a team that acted like it won the Super Bowl after winning on a fluke last minute play last season. Get your shit together, goddamm.

Boca Raton here.

Darnold is out you fucking moronic bastard.

u mad?
yeah u mad lmao

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Every pats fan I ever met is always the biggest soi boi possible

>Every pats fan I ever met is always the biggest soi boi possible

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When will the Pats defense give up its first TD?

Next week probably

That says more about you than Pats fans.

I'm sure you're referring to Semencocks fans.

>being this thin-skinned when you get memed on
wew

Against the Jests backup QB at home?
Doubt.

Greek style pizza is very good. It's not as good as NYC/New Haven but it's better than everything else (Chicago, West Coast garbage)

I definitely miss a nice Greek pizza with kalamata olives

THAT is what supermodels look like? Yikes. I'll stick with black women.

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I know, it says I’m usually the most masculine guy in the room.

Lol, I also imagine pats fans look like that

>Lol, I also imagine pats fans look like that

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Is this the return of the “were only up by 40” patriots??

That’s a good one! That’s definitely a dude with a TB12 tattoo. Keep them coming!

Darnold having mono is a meme. The Jets are just floating that story so that the Patriots don't prepare for him. When Darnold takes the field, the shock will reverberate up and down the Pats sideline.

post pats Yea Forums memes

lol you are so fucking mad right now

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>Roethlisberger = Finished
>Eli Manning = Finished
>Drew Brees = Finished

How has Brady outlasted them all?

Bawstuhn

South Carolina.

>mfw 70%+ of crowd cheering
this was basically a home game

Look at this retard that thinks he’s actually making Tom Brady mad

>It's another "Pats win the superbowl" episode

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No tomatos.

Got a very favourable first half sched. Coming out of that bye week is a rough sched though.

Don't talk to me about it, talk to Bill, he made the gameplan, we're just along for the ride. He didn't like getting memed on so he turned them into a meme.

I prefer Greek style over any other kind honestly, it's got the best ratios for everything. Plus the nice crisp it gets from being in a pan is glorious.

bump

What part of Lincoln are you from? I grew up right near Twin River, used to frequent Shanna's for breakfast

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>NE clam chowder
>lobster rolls
>steak tips
>fluffernutters
wrong

Houston

you absolute retard

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>God hates us
Wow, this faggot finally obtained a shred of self-awareness

>fluffernutters
Sounds like a job in the porn industry

San Jose

That you went to a community college or, at best, a low prestige state school (that probably had state in the name) and work in a field different from the one you studied.

This. I'm from MA. I live in Boston. Fans are either conservative or apolitical. Every libtard I know hates the Patriots.

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NY > Neapolitan > New London (Greek) > Domino's/Pizza Hut >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Midwest "thin crust" >>>>>>>>>>> Chicago

I'm pretty liberal/blue and I like the Pats. Players, coaches, and owners political beliefs have nothing to do with sports so theres no reason anyone should give a fuck, but some still do.

>Are we literally unstoppable? I think so
Don't let this get to your head, on to the Jets.

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>I'm pretty liberal/blue
Wake up. Unless you support open borders, socialized healthcare, and hate speech laws, then vote against Democrats. They need to start losing deep blue states like ours in order to deradicalize.

Fuck off Rob, you Armenian faggot.

Newport Beach California reporting in

Not to get off topic here but I work in a hospital and have seen first hand how the new healthcare system has been detrimental to the average white working class man. I'd go into more detail but I'd rather talk sports and the Pats than stuff that is almost completely out of my control.

this
barring injuries we're gonna have a good year but I'm not sure about undefeated

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From CT live in Utah now

>I’m usually the most masculine guy in the room
t.

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Kek

>shit o-line with scar as o-line coach
go back to soccer