23-0
We are about to enter the 4th quarter. Will Miami ever score a point?
Patriots @ Miami Game Thread #2
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But seriously, who will stop them?
>party in the pocket
Lol
>retarded pats fans thought adding Brown would make Brady instantly go back to 2007 form
Pats are a run first team
Please Brady throw a touchdown
Gnat here, at least we're not Miami.
Ravens put up 50 on the Dolphins so why are the Patriots doing so badly?
cope.
They've run 29 run plays excluding Brady and 25 pass attempts
Run first team
absolutely seething.
They're playing in Miami. The Patriots always suck in Miami.
for any miami fans, as a browns fan it gets better i promise, unless the browns lose tomorrow then nevermind ur fucked
Cum socks
Pats own ya
I am gonna bandwagon the Pats extra hard this year boys
t. North Carolinian
Refs must have some kind of quota or something
Panthers now doing it for you anymore?
>Black QBs
Welcome to the winning side
I'm going to shoot Dan Fouts in the cock
Anyone have any screenshots of that Kiwi dude's predictions/shitposts?
Lamar Jackson with worse weapons significantly outplayed Brady against Miami
Apparently this crew threw the least amount of flags last season
Those new guys need to learn how to pick without getting caught
Dolphins: Do literally anything
Refs: FLAG
wtf did slater do
the only thing i like about the patriots is brady being a trump man and making countless sjw cucks absolutely seethe
Pats OLine crumbling and getting flagged waaay too much. Fucking hell it is 2015 all over again.
>implying Miami games mean anything when Hard rock Stadium is their kryptonite.
Slater's gonna Slate.
>those empty recliners
Grim
welcome aboard
What was the penalty for exactly?
And see pic related.
"Unsportsmanlike conduct"
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Too many new people. Scar's gonna get it fixed by the bye week.
Yeah watching Cam is like watching a horse with a broken leg
because he is black
need more quotes
They're not gonna give away their playbook to the Lolphins lol
>3 starting olinemen are out
Honestly not feeling good about 16-0 anymore bros....
Slater was out of bounds too long before running back onto the field. Guess you can't do that lol
Gunner went out of bounds voluntarily and did not immediately get back into the field of play. You're not allowed to run on the sideline.
Gib antonio another TD pls
cope
miami is doubling their total yards this drive
put the Jew qb in i wanna see him lose
KIWISEETHWI
Kiwi is here at last, was wondering when his salty ass would show up lmao
Can anyone beat the Patroits? Best defence in the NFL combined with good offence.
Honestly not sure there's much point watching NFL this season before the Super Bowl.
How can you even cope with long hair and beard in that weather? I'm boiling in 80 degrees here and I have medium length hair.
Fucking Miami. The grass starts peeling off and seawater starts coming up.
>1.5 pts against average
Gatorade.
>expecting AB to pick up the entire playbook in 2 days
LMAO
GILMORE
I
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M
O
R
E
>Lolphins
Brady is gonna be kill
LOL
fuck turffags. Seriously
...
Nice field, phins.
>STOMPSTOMPSTOMP
Great footage
I wish these literal boomers would stop talking about golf. It's the worst "sport" in the world.
>carpet rolling up
Nice field Miami
>Miami
>lolphins
this is what passes for a professional football arena in miami? kek
>The city of Miami
yikes
How have they not benched fitz
>PICCEPTION
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Why did God make me a Dolphins fan?
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PICK SIX
I remember when Gilmore was considered a bust lmao.
PICK SIX
GILMOOOORE
FOR
SIX
PICK
SIX
>ryan pickspatrick
>up by 30
>but why are they giving the ball to the backs so much
they're going 16-0 aren't they
this may be the greatest defense in history
>miami so cucked they're cheering for the pats
YIKES
Can we just cancel the game so nobody has to get hurt? Why bother playing this out
, there should be a flag like the challenge but instead it forfeits the game
How can miami dilfini even hope to win this? Shouldn't their owners invest in better slaves?
idea: patriots only get two downs per for the rest of the game, and dolphins get five
A LELPHINS CLASSIC
This shitty fucking faggot AFC team is getting exposed by my patriots, an AFC POWERHOUSE
Take note you hillbilly fucks, as Brady exposes your shitty cocksucking faggot team, they're so bad they even injured their own quarterback
Take note shitphins because a real QB is at work, not your shitty bottom tier QB,
BBRADY IS LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF MIAMI DEFENDERS AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT
AHAHHAAAHA
THE CRIAMI LELPHINS ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED
THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT THE PATRIOTS
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Holy fucking kek
Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT criami LELphins are
holy fucking kek
the patriots are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh miami may actually be more pathetic than the new york jets LOL
honestly miami might be the worst nfl team currently theyre just so BAD
also isn it funny how there are NO miami fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are
AHAHAHHA
>THE STATE OF FLORIDA
IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY
MY SIDES
I JUST CANT
LMAO AT HOW SHIT CRIAMI ARE
ENJOY MISSING THE PLAYOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LELPHINS
GILMORE
My friend met him, apparently an awkward dude
they're going 16-0 aren't they
this may be the greatest defense in history
>miami so cucked they're cheering for the pats
YIKES
Can we just cancel the game so nobody has to get hurt? Why bother playing this out
, there should be a flag like the challenge but instead it forfeits the game
How can miami dilfini even hope to win this? Shouldn't their owners invest in better slaves?
idea: patriots only get two downs per for the rest of the game, and dolphins get five
A LELPHINS CLASSIC
This shitty fucking faggot AFC team is getting exposed by my patriots, an AFC POWERHOUSE
Take note you hillbilly fucks, as Brady exposes your shitty cocksucking faggot team, they're so bad they even injured their own quarterback
Take note shitphins because a real QB is at work, not your shitty bottom tier QB,
BBRADY IS LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF MIAMI DEFENDERS AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT
AHAHHAAAHA
THE CRIAMI LELPHINS ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED
THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT THE PATRIOTS
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Holy fucking kek
Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT criami LELphins are
holy fucking kek
the patriots are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh miami may actually be more pathetic than the new york jets LOL
honestly miami might be the worst nfl team currently theyre just so BAD
also isn it funny how there are NO miami fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are
AHAHAHHA
>THE STATE OF FLORIDA
IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY
MY SIDES
I JUST CANT
c
LMAO AT HOW SHIT CRIAMI ARE
ENJOY MISSING THE PLAYOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember, it could be worse.
Gameday Chat: discord.gg
>Hello Wai-Li, book our massage rooms for tonight. Yes, Kraft will be there
6 pix
6 pix
6 pix
6 pix
6 pix
I love lopsided games
lol, now Brady won't throw any more passes this game
Now I can rest knowing his statline was shit no matter what
The hurricane should have hit Dolphins stadium
Sorry bahamas bro :(
kek, fucking faggot
>Bragging about beating the lolphins
>total s.oyface
Jesus
Too much estrogen
>pats D putting up more points and yards than Miami offense
lmao, SAD!
fitzmagic strikes again
NO
NOOOOOOOOOO
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING REEEEEEEEEEEE
THE RACISTS CAN'T BE WINNING NOOOOOOOOOO
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>Fouts talking up shitspatrick
>pick 6
Like fucking pottery
cope
Just to suffer. I was expecting a bad season... Just not this Bad.
>The Super bowl is going to be in this shitty turf
>FITZMAGIC
You have to be autistic to get on the Patriots.
If Eli doesn't make it to the Superbowl this year who can stop the Patriots?
>lelphins
now this is awful, how do fans even watch this shit
Lmao at this blue checker faggot
>pats win
>lol not impressive
>pats lose
>lol season over dumpster fire
Just shut the fuck up already
>Stating facts is bragging
Oh no no NO NO
>discord
>turf
Its actually sod.
SOMEONE POST THE BRADY MEME WERE ONLY UP BY 40
>Hello Mr President. Leave your schedule open for us to visit. Yeah, champs again when will they learn.
They'll put some stronger glue down to ensure it sticks better.
This is fucking sad. At least in the past years Miami could actually put up a game against the Pats down in Florida
THE DILAPIDATED HOVEL OF NEW ZEALAND
>shit stats
>200 yards, a passing td and a rushing td
Cope
>caring about stats when you get a win
How come they didn't this year?
Eli won't even make it to the bye week at this rate
>all those empty seats
KEK
>stream just switched to giants bills
wtf do I do ?
>3 out of 5 starters out on the OLine
I don't know, maybe this. Scarn can do a lot of shit, but this is just silly.
>Call him a cracka
The Unicorn actually looks alright for a CBS comedy
>200 yards
>good
lmfao is this 1990? fucking Andy Dalton threw for 400 yards last week
>gives up 18 points
>has 12 point cushion
feels good
Does anyone else get at barry jackson annoying as fuck anti-tank tweets
Cannon will be back next week
www.strikeout nu/stream-miami-dolphins-live
>they changed from the Pats game to the Bills game in NC now I can't watch the shutout without getting on a gay stream
*ahem*
FUCK BLUECHEX AND FUCK JOURNOS
Have you even seen the scoreboard
Accept defeat l, Miamibro
Not the exact one, but ask and you shall receive.
They're a win first team
The Patriots playing well does not mean Tom Brady played well, which he hasn't
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONO
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
And he lost. It's 30-0. No need to throw it. Learn football kiwi
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
JESUS H CHRIST LMAO
>Pats have scored 63 points minimum and only allowing 3 so far.
Welp, it's gonna be a fun year.
Still seething kiwi? It's not even week two you fucking idiot. If Brady is posting good stats this early, it'll only get better. Cope harder.
thanks user-kun
>paying money to watch TV sports
retart
No you're right, Brady is done for sure
STOP STOP THEYRE ALREADY DEAD
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAH
HAHAHAHHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Jesus fucking Christ just end the season and give me Tua now.
LMAO
>feels like 100°
>staying and watching your team get cornholed
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But have you seen the scoreboard
did you see him sexually assault that woman? how does he keep getting away with it!
my fucking sides
lmao wtf
>reddit image
LOLFINS
LOLFINS
LOLFINS
LOLFINS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT A C T U A L L Y KEEPS HAPPENING
PICK SIX (again)
>implying CBS isn't free
It sounds like a home game for the Pats based on the crowd
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
HAHAHAHAHA
>could literally hear my neighbor, through a wooded area, yell
>ANOTHER PICK 6 ANOTHER PICK 6!!!
>Fouts: That was a good pass, though
Holy shit is that the fastest pick-12 in NFL history?
so this is what they call Fitzmagic
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
n-nooo
Pats fans are the kekistanis of the NFL
this is televised rape
WANNA WATCH ME RETURN A PICK SIX?
WANNA WATCH ME DO IT AGAIN?
>miami unironically on suicide watch
poor fitzy
how would i know that's a reddit image, you faggot?
Somebody stop this game ffs
I honestly feel bad for these players.
>Fitzmagic
>IT'S A PATRIOT PUMMELING
>dolphins
kek, the pats defence had stopped fucking trying by that point
At this rate, Brady won't have to take another snap.
/r/ing the we're only up by 50 one
You shouldn’t be able to tank this obviously.
Holy shit was that an interception or a weird fumble?
Lmaooooooo the offense doesn't even need to go on the field
Patriots pummeled
ahahhahahahhahhah aholy fuck how many pick 6's my sides the lelphins is literally the worst team ever assembled, worse than the 0-16 lions or any browns team KEK pathetic
Alright Bill, put Stidham in
>back to back pick sixes
The Dolphins are an embarrassment to the league
Miami is already a shithole city, I suspect they’d enjoy a blowout
>rapist burger watching AB and Brady like a dad watching his son bond with his new step-dad.
Look at how great of a teammate AB is.
KEK
SNATCHED
Please pitch a shut out.
Ryan Fitzpatrick has more touchdowns to patriot players than Brady does
>put in the new guy
a weird fumble by butterfingers
this defense lol
>Patriots offense doesn't see the field for the rest of the game
lel
Kiwi seethebro must be so assblasted right now lmao. Get fucked idiot
ROSEN THE NOSEN TIME
NOSEN ROSEN SACKED BY WINOVICH
ROSEN COMING IN
REMINDER: THE DOLPHINS HAVE NEVER BEEN SHUT OUT IN A HOME GAME AGAINST THE PATS
WINOVICH
Will lolphins 0-16 this season?
INT. WR never had complete control.
Honestly, we should be up 41-0 this is bullshit
>CALL ME FITZMAGIC
jesus just concede
Explain to me ameribros, why are Dolphins "tanking" and who for?
Isn't Josh Rosen supposed to be their QB for the future?
id say big dick Nick but....
I meant in the statline. Seems they're counting it as an int, which I think it's unfair to Fitzpatrick.
>56 yards
lmao
So you only hate Brady now since you'd have to admit the Patriots are an impressive team.
>nosen
Hardly, they're showing the NFL how to properly tank.
Suicide call center going to be busy this afternoon.
Hope you enjoy posting this for the last 20 minutes this can ever be true
Is it time for the NFL to introduce a mercy rule
Those are some long arms.
Tua is the 'next start' coming up through college and NFL teams will literally blow up their whole season for a chance at a fucking rookie QB.
Was the "Miami miracle" worth it?
Not that one but relevant
Of course
Where's that kiwi hanging out these days
why even put Rosen in? God, how retarded are the lolphins?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PENALTY?
>Rosen the Jew is in;
Get sacked lol
Didn't the fins also have cutler?
>pick-12
>right off the face mask incomplete lol
4u
Rosen is a bum, the Dolphins are fucked until they can hopefully draft a good QB next year
>gets sacked first play
Welcome to the AFC East bitch
>glorious aryan destroying the jew
BASED
BASED
BASED
OFF HIS FUCKING FACE
KEK
K-E-K
Looks weird
I bet Tom Brady got old so he now has the defense score his touchdowns for him.
Miami residents don’t suicide, they just OD
>Tom Brady will throw 60TDs this season!!!
Right now he's only on pace for 24.
mr.big arms
Where's the replay on the penalty?
I'm so happy for him lads
>that pic
>this post
>the state of these receivers
Jesus Christ kek
And no amount anyone else throws will be able to stop him from getting another ring
Florida
Josh Nosen is elite
is the jew just gonna throw bombs the rest of the game?
trying to catch the ball with your teeth, now that's how you showboat
ahahahaha
Huh. Rosen looks alright imo. Too bad his receivers suck ass...
for the love of GOD GIVE WHITE THE BALL I DON'T CARE HOW OR WHY JUST GIVE HIM THE FUCK BALL
these are going straight to these guys hands
my local hs wrs could make these catches
>lmfao is this 1990? fucking Andy Dalton threw for 400 yards last week
It's the state of the pass-happy NFL, and Belichick is now going the other way to once again stay ahead of the sheep.
Pass Attempts in week 1
54 . Murray
51 . Dalton
47 . Roethlisberger
46 . Ryan
45 . Trubiskly
45 . Stafford
44 . Keenum
44 . Manning
43 . Brees
41 . Darnold
>black head coaches
S T I D H A M
T
I
D
H
A
M
Fuck off Nazi scum
fleet would bootyblast this spirit-broken husk of a "team"
Rosen actually looks really fucking good
post gilmores
this jew is slinging it
Is 84 retired or something? Weird seeing him in a new number
Rosen is spray and pray, isn't he?
>those butterfingers
How many INTs does Brady have? How many incompletes? What's his passer rating?
>The CITY of Miami
I
rent free
seething
2020
lmao owned cuck
I feel bad for Rosen tbqfh, Miami traded for him knowing full well this was his fate.
Based Bennett and his tiny gay pads
>the principality of Cuba Norte
>yfw you suck so much ass that they can't even see how much the receivers suck ass
Marino seething
>INTs
>Incompletions
>Passer rating
oh so now he's just a game manager who gets praised for not making mistakes
please someone cap that marino with the score below
Ben Watson has 84 and they can't switch numbers due to league rules. 17 was the number his dad wore in Arena Football.
>runs 20 yards the wrong way
based fl/e/et poster
>the Nosen Dynasty
TE Ben Watson already has it.
...
have you tried crying about it?
>throwing bombs instead of just running out the clock
fucking scum
Watson's number is 84 and on top of that he's serving a suspension atm
I dont know if i can make it through this season boys. This hurts
SACKED
A
C
K
E
D
that's ok, he just goes for a quiet time in his Super Bowl trophy room.
>dirty jew at QB
>dolphins didn't just give up like the stoolers
respectable desu
Do you believe Brady is incapable of producing massive numbers in a close game?
MICHEL WHAT THE FUCK
Creation comes through destruction, have faith in Flores.
Someone needs to cap that sad Marino
One more td and the dolphins set a record for points let up through 2 weeks
>4th and 23
lmao at least try to bomb it
>running back towards your end zone on 4th down when you're about to get sacked
lolfins with the next level strats
shutout in danger
That feel when you took Pats defense this week
boatsluts forever
I'm yet to see it this season
i don't know why they just didn't punt it
that 18 point cushion looks firm
Sony going to the dog house
Is there much other choice when you have less than zero Olinemen?
Well, ya got me.
Bill is gonna be seething because of that one fumble
>tfw pats fan
feels too good bros.
who can possibly stop us
It hurts, but the booze keep me sane. I sugest you to do the same.
Reporting in
It's the phins, nothing else to explain
>black HC
oh
>ROSEN DED
OH NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Our O-line
Rightly so.
Offense just doesn't feel like being on the field anymore
ded jew
who is the 3rd stringer?
Injuries
GAROPPOLO'D
the penalties too
He's going to tear into the team on Monday
FITZMAGIC DOES IT AGAIN HOW DOES EVERYBODY ABOVE HIM IN THE DEPTH CHART GET INJJURED?
Oy vey! The shoah has begun anew!
Rosen ded, Fitz back get in there
ROSEN IS KILL
RIP FINS SEASON
First time watching, what are the QBs sceraming beifre the start? REEEADY, RESTARAAHT
it has an artistic vibe, like watching the titanic slowly sink to the botten of the ocean.
>cant Dolphins swim?
>jewish QBs
yeesh
>"MY ASTHMA"
ouch that looked like it hurt, when the knee fucking springs back up
Fucking dirty ass Patriots
>paid the ultimate price
dude ain't fuckin dead
And just like that, the rosen dynasty is over
Roll
Hibernian sorcery
Why did they hire Flores? He had never even been a coordinator.
>"Oy vey dis cannot be happening! It's anuddah shoah!"
toppest of keks
Why the fuck does Fouts keep saying "well out of bounds"? These fucking players are skimming the edge. He was in play when he started contact. Fuck I hate this stupid asshole.
Holy shit look at the beak on that kid LMAO
jesus christ
SEETHING
here we go again
>Flores taking a timeout to put rosen back in
????
diversity points
every QB has different things they say. sometimes they're playcalls, sometimes they're alterations to the previous agreed upon playcall called an "audible".
Will Flores try a fg to avert the shut out?
lemme get dem cheeks son
OY VEY ITS ANUDDA SHOAH
I'm glad the dissolution of the league has not stopped fleet posters.
The Dolphins situation is not his fault at all. He was screwed well before the season began.
>rosen
He's not playing for anything like Tomlin is, not even pride.
He was the defensive play-caller in NE last year. They don't always name a DC, but he had the same responsibilities.
341 and 3 not good enough for you?
Is it time for the NFL to step in and prevent blacks from becoming head coaches? It's clearly detrimental to the league
>The dolphins are still searching for that final solution
What the fuck did Fouts mean by that?
Unf
risking a qb's knee in a 37-0 shutout
this is the power of bill belichick's coaching tree
>5'7"
When will they learn?
>fish
Amerifat education everyone.
TRUMP CURSE STRIKES AGAIN
Top 5 JAV?
1. Sakura Kirishima
2. Arisa Hanyu
3. Shoko Takahashi
4. Nene Sakura
5. Asahi Mizuno
>chosen rosen
BURKDRAGON
Not at home against a garbage steelers team
THAT FUCKING THROW
Just passing to warn you guys that the Chorgers have outchorged the Lions
>We are only up by 37
he's one of the worst color commenters just ignore him
fucking lmao, I missed that. that needs to be clipped.
NO MERCY
WE'RE ONLY UP BY 37
Stop replying to the salty kiwicuck, she's only here for the (You)s.
oh we both know
Deep balls up by 37
Absolutely based
Are you just planning on descending deeper into coping madness every week?
RUN THAT FUCK THE FUCK UP
Holy fuck Brady gives no fucks. They must die.
lol
its why the put Rosen back in after he took that gnarly hit
pats RB just made a more difficult catch than the dropped ones by Miami WRs
why did over 90% of Jews vote for Hillary?
WHITE MAN POWERING UP
RUN IT THE FUCK UP
IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE MIRACLE NIGGERS
Offense needs the reps, it's not like they have been great this game
If you hate the Pats you hate football
simple as
based
bill?
>Kiwi no where to be found now
Ahahahah, pottery
WHITE POWERRRRR
>No Anri
Is Tim Brody still elite lads?
ONLY
UP
BY
40
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
Based canuck
DESTROY THEIR EGO
I didn't watch the NFL during 2007 so I'm so grateful I get to see it again this year.
JAMES WHITE 20 CAREER TD RECEPTIONS ONLY THE 5th RUNNING BACK TO REACH THIS NUMBER SINCE THE MERGER.
GHOST OUT
GOST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
WHITE POWER
FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE FUCK YOUR MIRACLE
honorary
I want Rosen to be an all-time great so people can post holocaust memes for 10+ years whenever he plays
WE'RE ONLY UP BY 43
KILL MIAMI
fucking hell Gost!
That's 5 points left of the board because you!
The Patriots are a white supremacist team
WHITE SUPREMACY!
CUT GOST PLZ
If Gronk was here they'd be over 50
Why do they hate him so much? What has White done to them?
Garbage time began for Miami when the Patriots stepped onto the field.
However, WTF are the Pats doing still keeping Brady in the game?
i like them for how much asshurt they cause everyone else
Lostkowski
Gronk sucks
we dem whites
Gost looking shot
>Brady: Are we going to go for the field goal and not run up the score?
>Belichick: Jimmy G's scored 41 points for the 49ers
>Brady: Hold my avocado ice cream
see
The usual.
Running the motherfucking score up for a complete humilliation
Srsly, guys. Who's gonna stop them?
They want to make sure they shut the dolphins out
His hair is anyways
yeah no thanks
ghost is gonna get cut
Why the hell did Belichick trade Vinatieri?
Great twitter meme! bet you get all the MILF likes
High effort trolling by kiwi ladies and gentlemen
28-3
r tard
he was fucking up too much
Chiefs, Eagles, Cowboys, Ravens
Based Clayton bigsby
SEETHWI
he didn't
Adam left in free agency for more money
New kicker when?
Vina missed this week and last week too.
i think the colts offered him barely a little more than the patriots when it was contract time
So how did Antonio Brown do?
Steelers team is supposed to be very good this year.
Gostkowski is going to get cut for ruining this for Bill, isn't he?
Vin is old enough to be your daddy
Bill is going to make Sony ride with the cargo on the flight back for the fumble
Few catches
1 TD
Landed in some ladies lap on the sideline
Why do you think they're garbage?
Well they're not
Is it really a girl?
use the time outs
make the phins punt
try for a dragon to AB
Solid day, looked to be on a pitch count but was otherwise in sync and looked like he was enjoying himself. He'll be fine here just like I said.
And it'll be the much better once he's more acclimated to the offense and the gold digging nigger bitch gets BTFO.
Ravens are in a one possession game with the Cardinals at home
Based retard
>sony
what
gost has missed multipe extra points and a field goal today
Truely a Chad move
girl(male)
>greatest TE to ever play the game
>sucks
low tier bait
Forgot he was playing after the first half
4 receptions
56 yards
1 td
how do i get a competitive, ice cold killer mentality like TB12
Their offensive line
this fanduel commercial is disgusting
Losing at home to an average at best Seahawks team
He sucks now. Every fucking Pats fan was talking how he was done last year but apparently now he would be a great addition
Requesting the we're only up by 50 pic.
4 rec
56 yds
1 td
not bad for just 5 days with the team
Yeah and Sony fumbled close enough to the endzone to almost ruin the shutout
Well, not a 'girl' in a traditional sense; more like some half-transitioned male/female hybrid made mostly of salt.
shutout in jeopardy
Dallas and KC have legitimate chances. If the Patriots O-Line loses any more players, there could be real problems. Probably before your time, but this happened to Neil Lomax on year in the 80's when he played for the St. Louis Cardinals. STL had a lot of great weapons, Roy Green, Pat Tilley, JT Smith, Jay Novacek, Robert Awalt, Stump Mitchell and Earl Ferrell, but when the entire starting O-Line went down, Lomax kept getting sacked and saked. That's when he developed his arthritic hip, and he didn't last much longer in the league.
half of the dolphins team has been trying to leave for like 2 weeks. did anyone actually think they were going to do anything let alone win?
Have you ever eaten a strawberry?
>I wouldn’t want to be a window in Hard Rock Stadium right now, it looks it’s going to be a night of broken glass
Jesus christ did Ian Eagle really say that
fuck off, hobbit
Someone get ready to make a new thread
600 yards in 10 starts and was still the best blocking TE in the league.
I knew he was based
I am so mad this won't be a shut out.
pls
1 more pick six
No need. Games over.
What does Tom Brady eat? I wanna eat that.
Fucking faggot Dolphins
>bill letting rosen get yards just to piss of Fitzfag and ruin his career
EPIC
If not trolling they're referring to the race and not the player.
>pats have elite offense and defense
it's over just let them win and hopefully retire
Here we go, biggest play of the game, shutout in jeopardy
avacado icecream, at least 4 tubs a day minimum
He gets the blood implants the dudes in silicon Valley get
i unironically thought rosen was going to be the next Brady
He's not actually wrong here. He was slow as fuck last year.
it's the TB12 method, buy the book goy
That's Garoppolo
faggot dolphins unironically named after a gay flopping fish
field goal team, put on the field goal team
you will never see another tom brady
Here comes a meaningless FG lmao
lets see if they are cowards or not
field goal is the coward route
The base salary offer from the Colts and Patriots were just about equal, but Vinatieri wanted a longer term contract and a large signing bonus. Belichick felt it was too much for a kicker at Vinatieri's stage of his career. Of course, Vinatieri continued to kick extremely well (except for 1 bad season), and Gostkowski was at one time the most accurate kicker in the NFL. So it ended up even-steven.
yes, timeout, keep the dream alive
WE'RE GONNA GET A FIELD GOAL
PATS BTFO!
I don't care
wtf dolphins this is more embarrassing then getting shut out honestly.
He hadn't gotten used to his cybernetics arm and leg yet
>this timeout
>calling a timeout with 10 sec left in a shutout
wtf Bill
>Another TO with 10 seconds or less in a blowout game
Belicheck master trollage
PICKED
want that shut out
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
he could've been, had he not been drafted by arizona and then gotten traded to lolphins
that should have been another pick 6 lmao
BASED FIELD GOAL
petty fucks
thats about as respectable as you can be losing a game by 40
"good" game dolphins
>lelfins
That was almost another pick 6.
SHUT OUT
H
U
T
O
U
T
>Patriots call a timeout
Bill doing it again
Did something similar last week
Because fuck'em
IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>
>nosen
Last week: 33 points
This week: 43 points
Next week: 53 points
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
HAHAHAHA
>try to salvage a little bit of pride
>throw an int
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I had the Patriots defense and watched this game to the bitter end
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
next Brady will be a low profile dude with no particular GOAT points.
Brady was almost going to be a blue collar kid until Bellichek drafted him, he's been working hard since.
obvoius blitz therekido
>Shutout, i feel nothing
Kike QB. Lmao.
>INTERCEPTED
>Josh Nosen
Lul
gg been fun shitposting with you all
see you next week
>Pats are in 2007 Fuck You mode again
>except this time they also have the best defense in the league
gg NFL, maybe next year someone else can win the AFC
>rosen
damn pats are literally hitler
HEIL!
BB going full fuck you mode lmao. Holy shit the Kiwi must be seething kek
>except this time they also have the best defense in the league
This makes me so happy.
But Gostkowski single-handedly kept the Patriots out of Super Bowl 50, ruining a threepeat.
I'm not in a fantasy league this year. What does the ne defense look like there?
I've been waiting for this for a decade
What team do you like?
they got me 37 pts today
Nice. Post your matchup
Me too user. Finally good to see such a well balanced team, much like the 2014 team.
Good point. Hopefully he snaps out of this funk or he'll be getting replaced real quick.
ignore the kiwifaggot