/copalib/ - Tutuba edition

I'll update with more when I get bored again

>no perro mono

>cassio

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Reminder that Cássio é seleção

>conceding a goal to a fucking GOOSE

Who wins between Willy and Tutuba, /copalib/?

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> 1 (one) yellow card

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I think I'll regret this, but I'll rate whatever you do related to Ferroviário.

>el clasico rosarino
>no red cards or murderball yet

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literally soulless

>"kaçio"
youtube.com/watch?v=WjZyhCuawRM

I'm going to make tutuba driving his car

jaguares - aBerica in 5 bings

>this goalie is somehow called for brazilian NT
thanks Tite

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FUI NAQUELA DESGRAÇA DO INDEPENDÊNCIA HOJE
AQUELA MERDA DE ESTÁDIO
JÁ FUI EM CAMPO DE COPA ITATIAIA MAIS CONFORTÁVEL
MAS TUDO BEM
A GENTE RELEVA
PERTO DA DESGRAÇA DO TIME DO ATLÉTICO
ESTA MERDA DE TIME FILHO DA PUTA
BANDO DE PIPOQUEIRO
PERDER PRA UM MONTE DE BICHA
O TÉCNICO DO TIME TEM NOME DE MAIONESE E O OUTRO BICHA GAÚCHA LÁ CHAMA POTEQUER
AÍ EU TE FALO
CADÊ ATAQUE DO ATLÉTICO
CADÊ LUAN
CADÊ O PASTOR
O BONITÃO DA ZAGA NEM JOGOU SUSPENSO
IDGOR RABELO AIDÉTICO FILHO DA PUTA
PRA VER O FILHO DA PUTA DO SÓBIS
O CARA QUE FOI IDOLO DE TIME DO MÉXICO
TIRAR ONDA NA CÃMER DA GLOBO
FALAR ZEEERO
TIRAR ONDA DE MARIA NAQUELA MERDA DE ESTÁDIO
MENOS MAL QUE FOI NO ESTÁDIO DO AMÉRICA
IMAGINA SE AQUELE BOIOLA DESGRAÇADO, FILHO DA PUTA
ME FAZ ISSO NA ARENA DO GALO
DESGRAÇADO
FILHO DA PUTA DAQUELE LOIRO PARECE O XUXA
FDI

>Nievels

daily reminder that Yea Forums is not your personal blog and nobody gives a fuck

I'd kill for a new iteration of Torcedores Putos and hear zap audio versions of this kind of rant

fuck cats

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9/10, would wp

Well if you are the only one capable of using the New system. Do it wrong. Make Sure it's useless. It will take a while but as the New system is no longer needed so you won't be

Beautiful. I commend your work.

Hahaaaaa rants in portuguese are the best

Reminder that we finally are in the copasud zone
Flamacaco prepare your anus, we're soon going to pass you

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>kaçio got Sidão'd
too bad Globo won't give him the MotM trophy

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Bahia 1-1 Fortaleza. Bahia wasting two home points because of a poor offensive performance.

Anyway,
Go Bay My Cum

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>até o Curintia empatar

Rate FluminenC manager wife.

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Segunda matchday 17 results.

Torque 1-1 Cerrito
Albion 0-0 Sud America
Dvo.Maldonado 2-0 Villa Teresa
Bella Vista 1-0 Rentistas
Central 1-0 Atenas
Tacuarembo 1-2 Villa Española

Torque leader, Bella Vista on red zone, Rentistas-Atenas and V.Española-IASA, playoffs so far.

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Sr. Waldemar sister-in-law/10

O cunhado dela é o Sr. Waldemar

She deserves less clothes

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>being proud of being 12th in one of the worst leagues
good luck trying stay on serie a when luxa ditches vasco next year for a bigger team

12th gets you into international cups? Wew

cala a boca mulambo

The absolute state of BBBascaídos.

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SEM O PT NAO CONSEGUEM!!!!

>son in law
>mother in law
>sister in law
Why english language is so retarded?

VAI TOMAR NO CU FIGUEIRENSE
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AQUI É SPORT PORRA

the quebradas will keep it quiet tonight, you guys will be able to sleep well and tight

The real question here is why is br portuguese so based?

the REAL question here is why is portuguese even a language
Why didn't it get blown the fuck out and become a spanish dialect

twitter.com/JulianMCespedes/status/1173339056954073088

Jarlan Barrera accident.

do they have a bootleg copacabana in colombia? lel

>doesn't even have a mouth
>got sanctioned because of his antics with the Cúcuta shirt

> no deds
meh

he won

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>you now remember that without the tapetão in 2013 fluminenC would have been relegated as defending champions

another victim of the Flapress
youtube.com/watch?v=WlJiyfjFxmc&feature=youtu.be

Do you mad curintiANUS? Como vai ai o seu subemprego virando hambúrguer no KFC?

O cara literalmente torce pro basco

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Como se diz EXPOSTO na sua lingua /copalib/?

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>America
t-tsu?

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Fariñez should've been benched if he wanted to leave that bad.
Martinez has been doing great anyway.

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roja para america

JUST

>getting too cocky with a small team
>gets fucking rekt

everytime

DOBLE ROJA

watch CSA beating SP

pls win Millos

>aBerica

>aBerica

Jaguares 2 America 1

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GOLAZO

LLÓRENLO PERROS

Jaguares 2n(1 red card) - America 2 (2 redcards)

it was a good day bros

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>mfw muffled Mamonas Assassinas in the distance

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>aBerica
based

Fuck, I missed it.
>The descented atropelated of aBerica

>penalty
Shit fucking defense I swear.

>mill8s
LOOK AT HIM, LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH

Bertel is shit, Banguero looks like Roberto Carlos in comparison.

>Alianza Petrolera is still the leader
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Balanta is fucking shit, what happened to Llinas?

It's like they never left la B at all

Finally a goal

Why is having sex such a meme lads
sex is boring desu I wish I was still a virgin fantasizing about how great it must be

Based

Its only fun when your in love

At least they remembered Santiago Montoya

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It's about power. You convinced a girl to open herself up to you and let you explore her intimacy. And if you manage to do it right, she'll want more and open herself even more, maybe in a way she never thought she would do to a (former) stranger.

Le dicen el mago porque siempre se desaparece

Do you have a drunk uncle named Jorge?

Thanks for the webm

>tfw never had sex with the one girl I love
>and never will
nooooooooo

Série C - Semifinals

1st leg
Juventude 2-1 Náutico

Based Tevez, De Rossi and Obama

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You're welcome.

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am i /fa/

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Its okay bro

O CRUZEIRO NÃO TEM MUNDIAL

Sometimes I think this fucker wants to imitate Gallardo.

no vi el gol

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sabe

>the city of sao paulo

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>the shambling town of San Paolo

>nerds

literally made for umbrella (paragua) dick

few days ago I had a naked girl at my bed literally saying cojeme quiero que me cojas and so I didn't
because I have the power, bitch

>losing to the worst team in the championship
What's the point in having all those expensive NT caliber players and pull such dismal performances?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL PAYARESSSSS

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cringe

>expensive NT caliber players

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>score an early goal
>make the game boring and awful to watch
Alfaro is literally using Bianchi's tactics

Awesome, bro.

fucking said it

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>that header assist

Pls score Ortiz

kek, based carlitos dabbing on that pathetic fool

>bambis

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>3 defenders have yellow cards
>Sub out your striker
Pinto is such a fucking retard.

I wonder how it must feel to have a soulless hinchada.

For me, it's Raita

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i think i might go to sleep early today, but that doesn't mean i'll wake up early tomorrow

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ask a santa fe fan

CHUPA GAMBÁ

We still play like shit but at least we won.

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>DIMinuto

Pinto needs to sign better defenders, Balanta is garbage.

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Villa is the Colombian Lingard

Need some degenerate music, lads
youtube.com/watch?v=_nZ2XmxvvvU

youtube.com/watch?v=wo8_4UPq2I8

>Bells version
the fuck?
also, nice.

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literally better than the original
but then there's this
youtube.com/watch?v=ICwCScAKpbk

>river decime que se siente
>playing estudiantes

oh no no they’re damaged

youtube.com/watch?v=4WnQqsK5pXg

C L A U S U R A time!, matchday 1 results

Peñarol 1-0 Defensor
Fenix 2-2 Juventud
Cerro 1-0 Racing
River 3-1 Wanderers
Danubio 1-2 Cerro Largo
Plaza 1-0 Boston
Progreso 2-2 Rampla
Nacional 4-1 Liverpool

-Nacional started strong against the Intermedio champions
-Peñarol struggled a bit against Defensor, that kid Pellistri is the GOAT tho, possibly going to get sold soon
-CopaLib spots: Cerro Largo (anual leader), Nacional, Peñarol & Liverpool
-CopaSud spots: Fenix, Progreso, River & Plaza Colonia
-Relegation zone: Boston River, Rampla Juniors & Juventud
-Segunda promotion spots: Torque & Dvo.Maldonado
-Segunda playoffs: Rentistas vs Atenas, Villa Española vs Sud America

For me its cerro

youtube.com/watch?v=l86TP0Y-h_k

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BOLSOOO TE QUIEROOOO

Based colomBiANO poster

>all these descented colombians

youtube.com/watch?v=F3VqPlnK1PY

la madre de colombia? es monumental

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For me it's Tacuarembó

I wish that were me

retírate Carlitos

h-how did you knew it was also me?

>tfw you don't know if retirate is being used in the actual sense of the word or if it's just a meme like atropelate

pls listen to this
youtu.be/aVuzvE9NP_U

quality music from my beloved Aracaju

How Am I supposed to resist this lads??

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h-how did you find my baby pic?

youtube.com/watch?v=RIBkK5X_3mo

I like to think it's the latter

Based and redpilled
youtube.com/watch?v=EZ6BQDNHbdc

>want to watch CCS again but watching it at work will make the lads think I'm hella gay, and watching it at home will make my family think i'm hella gay

jesus christ

youtube.com/watch?v=z4GiCQTqT2Q

Unironically liked

youtube.com/watch?v=P9zgNLEOc2A

This is high tier funk
They don't make it like that anymore

Have you taken the Blue and White pill yet?

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youtu.be/90nzxX3L56M

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Se Portugal fosse uma mulher
youtube.com/watch?v=x1wUaM25NkE

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youtube.com/watch?v=3yZd6vqwSaE

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based

>Cerro Largo (anual leader)
wew

where's É IMPRESSIONANTE A CAPACIDADE?

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back from a ban again bros
yesterday's morning I was smoking a /vela/ at the bondi stop, and three cops came from behind to check me out
they searched through my stuff and saw I only had enough for roughly 2(two) more velas, so they let me keep it
they didn't even take the one I was smoking, which I just had light up
pretty cool

Mornin ' frens
Early bump

Looks like Destroyers got DESTROYED

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CADE OS ANTIS PRA FALAR MERDA DO FACE??????? KKKKKKKKLKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKJK

for me, it's camioneros
youtube.com/watch?v=py7dEI2Lx4c

>>>/tugão/

CADÊ O SANTISTA ARROMBADO PRA POSTAR SEGUE O LÍDER

Confession time: Sakura was my first crush and, because of that, to this day, I've never fapped to her

my nephew can't pronounce the rr of perro, the mother wont take her to a fonoaudiologo because she is crazy and she got offended when we told her her son had that problem
Should I tell him to start pronouncing it like Menem and Mercedes Sosa? At least that way he will seem like a Tucumano or Riojano instead of a retard.
He prnounces it like the English R

is this the perro caca general

how old is your nephew?

Illya kuryaki made a career out of that

>Should I tell him to start pronouncing it like Menem and Mercedes Sosa?
Yes, that's the Chad way

would rather sound like a retard than out me as a provinciANO tbqh

Yes

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is it, dare i say, happening?

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no, chape noooo

goiás is gonna save us

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not yet. wait till november and you're gonna see some serious shit

es un avión en picada el chapeco

CBF and all the teams of Série A offered 5 years of no relegation to Chapecoense after that plane crash but they refused it.

A L D O S I V I
L
D
O
S
I
V
I

RIP chape

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>Santa Catarina football

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>chapecoense
>caindo
Pick two

Dafuq this face.

That's a jungle asian pretending to be a jap pretending to be white

Would still smash though

Its the fetal alcohol syndrome face.

>girl at work changes sectors
>her uniform is much cuter now
>"hey now you don't need to change uniforms to look gorgeous"
>she smiles and her gay friend goes OHHH
>then she asks me where I'm going to watch inter's game
[spoiler] i said at home because even if inter wins I cant go to Goethe because I have to go to work at 6am[/spoiler]

Shes asian wtf do you expect?

Pussy, Just go out anyway and dread the next day. you're young you can handle it.

I'm the oldest young person I know

>"hey now you don't need to change uniforms to look gorgeous"
This fucking guy

Time to think in SOVIET UNION
youtube.com/watch?v=DzNs-pgQKss

Too late, he's retarded. I'm sorry

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Thats an excuse bro, go out there and get a gf

I want my minute wasted watching this shit back.

For me, it's

>Cerro

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Test

fuck off

For me, it's Clube (Parana)

nah I don't actually want a gf, I'm content thinking about my oneitis that i'll never have
Also hitting on girls is fun but actually interacting with them in a meaninful way is cringe. no homo

For me, it's Supermercados BH

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ENCONTRE LA SOLUCION AL PROBLEMA DE LA RESAKA ME MANTENGO EN LA JODA BORRACHO HASTA LA SEIS DE LA MANANA

But meaningful relationships are actually pretty based, its only when your getting cucked thats when its cringe.

This one's for you. you need to find a solution for the problem of premature ejaculation.

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Ay, qué lindo es ser soltero
Cómo me gusta vivir todo el día al pedo
No trabajo y no estudio porque no quiero
Ay, qué lindo es ser soltero

Y CUANDO PINTA EL SOL
NOS VAMOS PA LA ESQUINA

>this is a thing here too
fucking jews

>I live in the north eastern united states.
>a state away from Massachusetts
>we have this shit here
Jesus

>you now remember Pelé as a sales pitcher for Viagra
Speak to your doctor. I'd speak.

slow day today
post old memes
youtube.com/watch?v=ot1MzQ201t4

>ynr Independiente

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nice one.
youtube.com/watch?v=0CZLERljqtY

for me, it's cu verde
youtube.com/watch?v=SdG96Lw7pnQ

Time for some Google Earth exploration. This is the entrance to the cancha of Deportivo Riestra.
To the left is a mural in tribute to Chapecoense. Their accident was recent when the Google Earth car passed by, I assume it's not there anymore. I also assume this is one of those canchas with no lighting system, but I could be wrong.
And on the background is San Memenzo's own stadium. There's a literal favela across the street. I can see why most fans don't like it, besides not being in their actual home grounds.

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Based Pablito Perez

so, the issue are the players or beccacece?

La C matchday 10 results

Mar de Fondo 1-1 Potencia
Platense 1-0 Colon
U.Montevideo 2-0 Alto Peru
La Luz 7-0 Artigas
Oriental 0-2 Huracan FC
Salus 2-3 Rocha
Canadian Keguay 0-6 Basañez
PdP 0-0 Huracan Buceo

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nice one
this one is away entrance at the Flandria stadium, near Luján
I've been there watching my beloved Platense
it's a comfy place, from the stands you can see the pitch and some cows and horses
btw there's only on stand, divided in 3, Local, away, and seats in the middle

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I only like Sao Paulo because Kaká, Alves and Oliver Atom.

For me, it's Canadian Kekgay

The issue is Independiente

For me it's Club Flan

More like bajo peru

Cheeky.

She's married to a closeted gay man with ciggy breath.

Sweet! It looks like the entrance to a farm. I heard it gets flooded whenever it rains strongly, though.

So yeah, this is Ferroviário's very own stomping grounds, Vila Olímpica Elzir Cabral. It really reminds me of the classic structure of a sudaca barrio stadium, even if it's severely outdated and lacking most amenities that more modern stadiums usually have. It's usually used for trainings and minor competitions.

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we all know she's only for the US dollars and the green card

Platense looks like red Banfield

>He didn't go for the meme
BUT WHO CAN BEAT BANFIELD ROJO??

You can really tell why they are at the bottom

Jajaja +10

A fucking leaf?
cringe >>>/facebook/

El primo boliviano de Flamengo

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Basanez looks more like colon than colon
aka the varsinso shape

cozy

C.S.y D. > I.A. > C.D. > C.F. > C.A. > F.C. > S.C.

6-0 & 7-0

Watching Tigre-Santacatarina rn, just remembered that time conmebol changed their own rules in the middle of the season just so tigre couldn't qualify.

se murió menem

Based or cringe?

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The bootlegasico

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he will forever live in my heart

2019, I am forgotten.

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I'm not sleepy, so some of yesterday's goals.

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Last five matches of Segunda, mathematically everyone has chances to promote to primera, but that doesn´t mean shit, realistically, here are the teams and their last 5 matches.

Torque (1st)
>Villa Española (A)
>Tacuarembo (H)
>Central Español (H)
>Bella Vista (A)
>Deportivo Maldonado (H)

Deportivo Maldonado (2nd)
>Rentistas (A)
>Cerrito (H)
>Villa Española (A)
>Tacuarembo (H)
>Torque (A)

Rentistas (3rd)
>Deportivo Maldonado (H)
>Albion (A)
>Atenas (H)
>Sud America (A)
>Villa Teresa (H)

Villa Española (4th)
>Torque (H)
>Bella Vista (A)
>Dvo.Maldonado (H)
>Albion (A)
>Atenas (H)

(1/3)

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Now on to the relegation zone, here are the teams

Central Español (12th, 1.000)
>Tacuarembo (A)
>Sud America (H)
>Torque (A)
>Villa Teresa (H)
>Bella Vista (A)

Bella Vista (10th, 1.000)
>Cerrito (A)
>Villa Española (H)
>Tacuarembo (A)
>Torque (H)
>Central Español (H)

Tacuarembo (11th, 1.093)
>Central Español (H)
>Torque (A)
>Bella Vista (H)
>Dvo.Maldonado (A)
>Albion (H)

Albion (9th, 1.116)
>Villa Teresa (A)
>Rentistas (H)
>Cerrito (A)
>Villa Española (H)
>Tacuarembo (A)

-Only one of these will be relegated
-My conclusion: Torque champion, Maldonado runner up
-playoff: Rentistas and V.Española are in for sure, last two will be Atenas and Sud America, Cerrito are too shit and V.Teresa are jobbers (playoff winner: Sud America, because i like orange)
-Relegation: desempate between Central Español and Tacuarembo, Bella Vista and Albion stay. (permanencia winner: Tacuarembo, because Central will be rotten along their rival Miramar Misiones on the amateur league)

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>Torque (1st)
>Deportivo Maldonado (H)

>Deportivo Maldonado (2nd)
>Torque (A)

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EL PLANETA ENTERO ES ANTIBOCA PORQUE NADIE SE LE PUEDE COMPARAR......QUE LA CUENTEN COMO QUIERAN BOCA EL UNICO GRANDE

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smol crest

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are they going to unlock the ref any time soon?

fuck black flies

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black files?

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fue falta tbqh

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America Roja 1 sounds like a book you see in a chavista household.

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I thinks that's all, let's wait for the leader match today.

el bumpo, pero no nocturno

buseta

who morning /vela/ here?

I wish I was dead

Everyday right before work

> tigre is going to be the last descendido to play libertadores
nu-Libertadores was a mistake

wait, the change is still happening? i thought they had scraped it out

Minha namorada disse que o Guerrero é lindo...

i think she wants some peruANO cock

Considering her awful taste, you must be quite the looker

>all this murderball
I love it

Hey, where's my Tutuba drawn in Paint?

>Farting in public
cringe

>Farting in public
based

>mfw this new generation is not growing up watching chavo del 8

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It was just pushed back to 2021 because the associations complained.

perro

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>new poor kids didn’t got the fun poverty

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*silent hill theme*

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> new poor kids didn’t got the fun poverty

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The saga of the unluckiest man alive continues

>have day off on the 20th and 22nd
>guy who is supposed to work those days shows up with a 5 day atestado
>conveniently after his gf gets fired
>manager asks me to work those two days
>"what about my days off...?"
>"the 28th and 5th sounds good yes? Good."
I can't do this anymore

Nobody cares about your faggy blogposts

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counter with your own atestado pussy

i just wanted a qt girl that loved and supported me for who i am

>mfw I realise children entertainment nowadays involves glue the kid to a tablet/smartphone and let them waste their day away watching shoddy CGI cartoons and grown-ass people acting like absolute speds

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This.
Man the fuck up.

Just dont show up for work, and claim that you never had anything in written form. If its not official they cant penalize you for anything

Download cp to their pc and report them.

there's someone around here that could help him with that

This is a great idea

Can the peruANO even post?

Lo del canal premium se esta envolatando, como todo en este hijueputa pais.

The only rule is that they have to be playing in first division in the same year, so second division teams can qualify if they manage to get promoted in the same season.

REAL MADRID IN SERIE B

based buseta poster

good, fuck win.

REAL MADRID DAS ABERICAS

Just loli art is going to be enough nowadays

Lo del acueducto para la Guajira se esta envolatando, como todo en este hijueputa país.

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nice
one whit peru pls

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what's the puppy then

kek

alianza petrolera es mas lider que nunca.

Future pitch invader

*gets drone bombed*

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fucking peruANO. he doesn't appears when we need him

BBBasco

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How do I get a sugar mama, lads?

go to cuba

I'm not a commie

compre um saco de 5kg de açúcar e comece a mamar

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based CARLOS

>Corinthians relying on Sulamericana
>"DUDE TRUST US! THIS TIME WE GOING FULL FORCE!"
>they lose in full force

would be hilarious, too bad this will not happen.

>2018 """memes"""

so funny xdxd amirite 55chan?

which year would you prefer?

>cometeu frangos recentemente
>nem Titus quer mais ele

só Cazares salva amigo.

só fazer um grupo e mandar o number porra

AH FUCK NOT AGAIN..AAAAAAAAAAAARGH IM GONNA...IM GONNA CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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>AlianzaPetroleraWinsLOL

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...

g1.globo.com/pr/parana/noticia/2019/09/17/torcedor-do-athletico-pr-perde-a-mao-ao-soltar-sinalizador-em-embarque-do-time.ghtml

no more punheta for this guy

based coomposter

>não batendo com as duas

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>sulista

cüm*

source?

Stop liking black women

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lmao

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Since I broke up with my black gf I’m on a whiteonly policy.

solid 8 white girl

Chibchombia update Dimayor still shitting in teams edition

>Liga Aguila II

Jornada 11 done, results

Bucaramanga 2 - 0 Aguilas Doradas
Union Magdalena 1 - 2 Tolima
Once Caldas 0 - 1 Santa Fe
La Equidad 1 - 0 Patriotas
Atletico Nacional 2 - 3 Cucuta
Jaguares 2 - 2 America
Millonarios 2 - 1 Pasto
Envigado 2 - 4 Medellin
Atletico Huila 1 - 1 Junior
Deportivo Cali 0 - 1 Alianza Petrolera

Jornada 12 start this friday with Tolima - La Equidad

>Torneo Aguila II

Fecha 10 results

Leones 1 - 0 Cortulua
Orsomarso 2 - 0 Fortaleza
Valledupar 1 - 0 Barranquilla
Tigres 0 - 2 Deportes Quindio
Boca Juniors 2 - 2 Boyaca Chico
Real San Andres 0 - 1 Llaneros
Atletico 0 - 0 Deportivo Pereira
Real Cartagena 2 - 0 Bogota

Fecha 11 start tomorrow (or today) with Fortaleza - Valledupar

>Copa Aguila

Semifinals date: September 25th

>Deportivo Pasto vs Independiente Medellín
>Hora: 3:15 p.m.
>Estadio: Municipal de Ipiales

>Deportivo Cali vs Deportes Tolima
>Hora: 7:45 p.m.
>Estadio: Deportivo Cali

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are you me?

fuck A.nal

So how hard is Pereira gonna choke this year?

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Is this chibi?

god i wish that were me

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what did she mean by this?

Yes

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leader's goal

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She's an regular Yea Forums user

who is the girl

Lol ai am so zoinked rn and this is funny

Baseado.

My gf... Now get the fuck off, will ya?!

youtube.com/watch?v=dzNw8ZKc444

girl's name @ 03:03?

can't you read? it's right there on the screen
cristian pavón

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What's next for him?

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Gimnasia

kek

> he has a piece of himself on his head

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Imbecil, essa hora da tarde na frente do aeroporto batendo palmas pra macho, tem que se foder mesmo.

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What are some pictures that did NOT age well?

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this is so fucked up, holy shit

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He can do punheta with your own mouth

>he cnat jerk off with both hands
IM GONA COOOOM

Thoughts on Dona Leila

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wish she was my sugar mommy

Hoje seremos hexa

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serves him right for using crocs

>tiago nunes was 34 in this pic
i really hope all my hair doesn't turn grey like that when i'm 34

Its fashionable

guarín no flamengo

>WE'RE TOTALLY GETTING GUARIN AND WE WILL CRUSH THE EAGLELEAGLE AND THE COPALIB AND WE WILL BE BIG AGAIN
The absolute citytstate of >mill8s

>big again
lel

You're right, but that is what _they_ believe.

>big again
>big
>again

mickey mouse cups doesn't count.

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Let me have some hope, fuck you.

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*clap clap clap clapclap*
no water in the water fountain

Is this a Vasco reference

tonight, we're all independiente del valle

DEL VALLE É O NOME DO MEU SUCO

>all this shitty champions broadcasting
I miss Libertadores so much, perros.

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Nah fuck them, they let everyone down when it was their time to fuck a.nal

Quais programas de futebol lêem tweets ao vivo? Pretendo começar a tronslar

youtube.com/watch?v=6hoakIvwFW4

Simas tem feito várias vítimas ultimamente

>kids doing this daily
>confirming that you’re dumber than a kid by blowing your hand

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doing what

paja

using volcans in xmas/new year

WHAT?

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i thought general airport shenanigans

lmao

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Santa fe after Andres Perez retires.

>Apply for a job
>job appears to like my resume a lot
>do 2 interviews and the manager wants to hire me
>Dont hear from them for like a week
>Get an email back from them
>They suddenly only need to hire people that speak french
Fuck France and fuck white people

el bumpo nocturno

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based roman, i don’t have social media neither

I have a twatter to follow nip porn artists.

any suggestions

>Sudakino tonight
YES

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For me, it's Sasha Gigliani
sportbuzz.uol.com.br/noticias/futebol/atacante-do-velez-e-candidata-ao-concurso-de-miss-argentina.phtml?utm_source=Feed UOL&utm_medium=site&xid=1838

>25 years old

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And then they ask why I don't care about 3D.

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For me, it's perro mono

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>Bannedfield

>River plays today
>but it's a Copa Argentina match

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based coomer

twitter.com/beto_fumo/status/1174438596520157184
OH NO NO NO NO

>I came here to announce i'm done sponsoring this choke of a club, I'll start sponsoring user instead!

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she was done sponsoring chokers because she wants to be the one doing the choking
welcome home tia leila

She's 54 btw.

nice hips-I can tell from that angle

COPA DO BRASIL FINAL LADS

THIS TIME IT'LL BE A GOOD GAME LADS

any stream, hue?

futemax.tv

I thought it didn't work overseas

So Cal is like overseas, now!

kek, i have autism

Ah, so that's why you're a chicano. Of course.

>state anthem
cringe

she's fucking terrified of the fireworks lads
make it stop

ever see a ginger chicano?

>khellven

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Aren't you the chicano of /copalib/?

balding gingers,of course-plenty

>who cares x who cares
Wow, so excited

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No, thats me kek

IN-TER-NACIO-NAU
PE-GA NO MEU PAU

hes right-Im da gringo of copalib

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This doesn't work here
Any other, manos?

>it hurts a lot. just bring the cup please
lance.com.br/fora-de-campo/traz-taca-pra-nos-torcedor-que-perdeu-mao-faz-pedido-athletico.html

He's literally mexican, i only know this because of the time Patrice o'neal bullied him

futebolplay.tv

usagoals.net

brendon's dad?

based, what team do you support?

liverpool -since 2004!

because it's not the national anthem or just because?

inter needs to score asap
or else this game will be horrible

congrats on the intermedio victory

Do you support any ligamx team?

That's based tho

this

do it for ded punheta

>women's copalib
Wait, that really exists? I thought it was some meme

Is Xisco (ex Newcastle) really gay? The rumour has been around that he's openly gay but I haven't see it anywhere else..

why
do you want to fuck him

I have a Pachuca jersey so thats a start but prefer south american -even over the Euros

Imagine losing to a team that has Khellven and Robson bambu on the starting line up

i was wondering what happened with libertadores u20

pizza just got here lads

FUCK OFF PALMEIRAS AND FLAMENGO
DEDÉ IS A CRUZEIRO PLAYER

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is it frango com catupiry?

oregano or margarita?

Palmeiras doesn't like really good players, he's going to Flamengo.

C'mon man, it's a know fact that Dedé is do Vasco

it exist, that's the main reason the Dimayor was exposed as a "machista" entity.

post pics

four cheese + steak

Based

>binter

LMAO I KNEW IT

gee gee

>binter
what a embassaring team

away goal?-its ovah

>Liga de Quito
>not a league

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*foguete e gritaria*

overlapping midfielders is the most based offensive tactic

wat

No away goal rule in CDB

...

kek ecuadorbros are always lurking aren't you

>implying

Also,
>binter

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I'm not ecuadorian, but yes

SOMEONE GIVE THIS UGLY MF A COCA COLA

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where are you from?