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Glorious
Please remind me how many goals johnny manlet scored in the playoffs
patrik laine
sucks
marinara lads
Is nallepuh29 in fortnite
no he doesnt take that back right now
go knights
just try and make me dork
This one's late and manlet edition, we're in here
this year he's going to be really scary though
thinking about benis
>t. sunbelt
she literally looks like a man.
t. butthurt sheep fucker
cant wait until podkolzin comes over and absolutely destroys johnny manlet
heard he went missing in april, have they found him yet?
I thought we were all supposed to make a thread
sheep fuck meme is 110% sunbelt meme because for some reason they always have fucking sheep on their mind, never heard of this ever in my life until slumbelters started talking about it constantly on the internet
does Johnny still have the $500 a day coke habit?
No. He is too small, can hide anywhere
BEAR FUCKER
DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE
poo peeland
he has the 0 a day playoff goals habit
>olé
not anymore, 2000 a day now lad, i know, i sell him his gear
Johnny Hockey is going to win the cup in Calgary
>sheep fuck meme is 110% sunbelt meme because for some reason they always have fucking sheep on their mind, never heard of this ever in my life until slumbelters started talking about it constantly on the internet
>tfw /hoc/ has no coomer
seattle tossed eggs and scrambled salads
horrible, horrible low quality post of the shittiest tier lad
he sort of looks like mac from always sunny in philadelphia
damn he'll look like artie lange before 30
Yeah, if you suffer from face blindness.
seattle salad tossers
it's the autism
Johnny Cocaine
actually i change my mind, fuck the knights
never have i seen such a shitty post on /hoc/
im glad new precedents are still being set
seattle supersoakers
Kind reminder that Laine is manlet and bad skater
seattle golden knights
>Buffalo performs the American and Canadian national anthems before games
Based
Seattle Newfrens
seattle sea sonics
think i'll have to nuke this whole fucking thread
Christchurch Golden Knights
ONE BONG AND 45 BING
delete this
the pleasure is all mine
>hispanic herritage month
>because of matthews
>his favourite german team loses 0-5 against fucking bremerhaven
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You can't just go around nuking things you don't like.
It's one bong and 15 bings retard.
HOCKEY
HOCKEY
HOCKEY
HOCKEY
>dressed in all black
Is he going to a New Zealand rugby game or something? lmao
said the nips to harry truman
>yfw Johnny America wins the Lee for the gary
seattle all blacks
hey sweden ive got a nice juicy surströmming for you to slurp on over here
seattle canucks
finland why betray
seattle flames
dont say it
red wings rebranding
seattle jets
new zealand seattlers
Gloria
Tappara must burn in hell
For me, it's unironically the Seattle Sockeyes
i said DONT say it
God bless America
poo peeland is nigger
seattle wheat kings
might say it lads
new zealand surströmmingsuckers
You ever get sad when you think about past players that came around at the wrong time? Like what if Paul Kariya was able to play today without all the clutching and grabbing or any defenceman who played in Bobby Orr's era. They would have done alot better if they came along later
seattle chicken tenders
>le wrong generation meme
i dont believe this
isles soon and im excited
seattle ▲ ▲ ▲
imagine the rivalry with the vancouver canucks
Montreal needs to stop drafting so many anglos. We need more French players
samefag mongol bitch fuck off
seattle ogopogos
reminder that /hoc/ is a racism free zone
seattle cocaines
Brad Park and Larry Robinson would have won 5 Norris trophies each if they played a decade earlier or later.
Hockey and therefore /hoc/ is for everyone
epic
I smell sunbelt
THANK YOU
MY BAD
IM JUST SO EXCITED
general reminder that despite what (((they))) tell you /hoc/ is NOT for every one
thought seattle was more of a benzo place if i'm honest
gonna head out to the grocery store before the game, you lads want anything?
fentanyl please
Lgbt tranny hockey when ?
yeah gimmie a snickers
thought americas team was playing right now?
I don't think they sell that.
What kind, lad? There are so many to choose from these days.
fantastic post from a fantastic flag
classic sniggers bar. No blacks in it
they should glass entire state of Nevada so that there was be enough parking space in front of your house for everyone coming to fuck your mother
May I have a bagel please? Never had one before
i only tried a twix bar because of that seinfeld episode and i like them now
jalapeno chips
pack a darts?
Thanks Swede friend
Are you going to be able to come over and pick it up? Because I don't think that it's going to last if I mail it to you.
It has never occurred to me that a person can go their whole lives and never have a bagel.
Bought 60 pieces of sushi today lads
twix is shit
Silly rabbi, twix are for kids
trix are a shit cereal
thats because usa is over run with jews
Best finnish goalie is slovakian and plays soccer.
Absolute state of finnish goaltending.
Yeah, I could do that. But would you mind me sleeping on your couch for one night before going back?
We've actually got a spare bedroom.
>he no finnish
>he noo finnshfig
your wifes boyfriend isnt going to be using it?
only SHIT games today
Oh, I don't mean to impose. I just thought I'd be too much going there and back in one day. A couch would be fine. But if you've got a spare room that would be lovely.
Oh, and don't mind that canadian incel poster
>we
Did you ask your mom if you can have guests over?
finna buy a bag of cheese bagels tomorrow
might go to tim horton's get me some bagels and fuck a few holes
a potted plant, something to brighten up this thread
>eating the literal bread Jew
Oy vey
better get some salmon
Watching Dirk something holisomething detective on Netflix and ate a bucket of vanilla pudding with hopped bananas. What is /hoc/ doing before the game?
I'd like CTEball a lot more if there weren't so many fucking commercials
What game?
Wait, you faggots aren't ACTUALLY going to watch two desert teams play a preseason game, are you?
no im playing classic
exactly why i stopped watching it about 5-6 years ago. 4-4 1/2 hour games with only 12-15 minutes of actual gameplay
Greece hasn't been here lately because he immigrated to Canada and has been posting under the Canadian flag
shall have it on my 3rd monitor
Dios mio..
look nigga I've been gettin the shakes from NHL withdrawal the last month I'll take what I get for now
shallst
grease is confirmed in prison for his cocaine abuse
i thought grease was in ireland
Your Polish God Fearing Mother
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(etc)
Why do Rob Blake, Subban, and Burns like hitting with their ass so much?
Yup, and this is probably the only game I will watch at my parents 60'' screen.
grease is kill
and if my uncle had tits he'd be someone i celebrate, encourage, and emulate because i'm a san jose sharks fan
That wasn't a yes or no question
he touched a kid and didn't have any bribe money
Ha ha ha, theres no shorks fans in irl
Meant the other guy, not gonna (you) him tho.
CALL
*CLAP CLAP STOMP*
THE
*CLAP CLAP STOMP*
MOUNTIES
*CLAP CLAP STOMP*
chicano pride viva la raza
At the bottom of the Liffey
WE
ate too much
feels bad man
WUZ
>KONGS
>Build in /hoc/
Based as fuck
AZTECS N SHIT
That's gonna be me when the roommate gets back with my large baconator combo.
35 BINGS and literally the Stanley Cup finals of preseason starts
epic lol
not gonna lie I genuinely didn't expect anybody here to recognize it
you're alright
*ch*cano whistling* Eyy ese you sayin' *chucks teeth* ¿that we wasnt aztecs n shit puto?
>single game on today finally
>but its literally the dingos vs the helmets
You think I wouldn't call out one of the 20 western toku fans in MY /hoc/ general?
>Golden shower knights
No, I don't think I will be tuning in.
>the Stanley Cup finals of preseason
not an actual thing, but I still love your enthusiasm
>not watching hokej when there is hokej
you told me we run this shit. but we behave like some retarded hoops fans.
might tune in for the start but don't think I'll watch it all
For me, it's the arena jumbo screen saying "Scream!" and a child directly behind you screeching at the top of their lungs like they are being abducted.
>Could open preseason with rematch of SCF or a O6 franchises
>Fucking desert hockey
>desert hockey
See you guys later
>not my team
snooze
That was way too fucking far take it back
>dessert hockey
Hmm I smell a business idea
Where do the jest relocate to after this year?
just like daddy gary planned
Any interesting players playing tonight?
>NHL finally back
>People bitching
Casuals
Is barret hayton playing for the yotes?
Salt Lake
forever seething snowbelt cucks forever seething and forever cucked
Fuck you guys
I run /hoc/ now. There is no passion in you guys. No love for the sport you've been watching for years. You need to know what love is. You want me to show you.
do you think him and sonichu would get along?
fuck off poland I hate you
sure
Based Polack
"durrrr snowbelt bad depsite making sport"
The high council is amused by this ranting
>no idea who that is
>top-5 pick of 2018 draft
how the fuck has he slipped off my mind
REMINDER
Boston:
>Bergeron,
>Pastrnak,
>Marchand, and
>McAvoy
>24 million
Pooronto:
>Busthews
>Shitvares
>Marinara
>that little swedish twink
>40 million
go make your own thread, none of us care about your game, bryndyn
poland? more like new zealand
>KEK KEK SEETHE SEETHE KEK KEK XDDD
This is your brain on sun
because hes sneaky good and a excellent center for SSM
I wish tavares stayed instead of being interested in muh hometown shit
I heard that the swede might be thinking about benis bit too much :D
based sunbelters working /hoc/ into a shoot
sorry but that roster is too beat up to do much this year, and in 2020 they'll be even older. the money is about right for that team's future
BUT: boston still will have the leafs number forever. Its like the penguins and capitals except no challenge at all for the leafs to beat them when it matters
So gentle
Yet so savage
looking at all those round 6 and 7 picks just makes me wonder if anything of notable worth has ever been drafted in any sport past like, round 3 or so
>gay twink of the canid family
>only nibbles on mice and baby rabbits and shit
zoomer icon
for me its setting up a feed plot to shoot coyotes for fun
coyotes are fun to shoot
what about montreal being (and repeat this after me (because theres a bit of a pattern here (that's right (it's a recurring theme)))) a bad matchup for boston
YOUD BE SURPRISED that a lot of good players are drafted late
montreal, UNLIKE toronto, has a good core growing and arent spending 1/2 of their salary on 4 fucking players
wasn't lundpads last overall, memes aside he's a good goalie, but then again goalies rarely goes early.
are you trying to say that the leafs won't make the playoffs?
So strong
Yet so kindhearted
>brady was a 6th round pick
what the actual fuck
guess this is what I get for not following that shitty sport
fuck knights lol
7th round, #205
>feed plot
>carnivore
what the fuck do you grow
>muh age
all 4 of those guys are locked up for the next 3 years. mcavoy and pastrnak are early 20s. people always drone on and on about age but marchand put up 100 points last year, more than any of those 4 goobers pooronto is dumping half their cap on
Poland convinced me. I shall be watching hockey today.
marchand is never hitting that again, and he took the four best deals in boston. boston is literally the sharks:east at this point
well true. east is gonna rise with the islanders, habs and canes tbhq
lmao dude had 85 points in only 68 games the season before last and 85 again in 16-17 i dont know why youre convinced hell be falling off sharply just because hes all of 31 years old
imagine unironically cheering for the jets
tell us your team goober
HOKKEI TIME
Why does woke Twitter hate Bobby Hull. He seems articulate in interviews and praises the class and civility of the old NHL.
>tfw having hockey dessert with my desert hockey
For me it's the Moncton Wildcats
The only cool Canadian teams are the Jets and the Habs (Flames get an honorable mention).
he doesnt like darkies / womens rights or something like that
what will /hoc/'s reaction be when some of these teams may possibly be Eastern powerhouses in the next few years?
>hasb
>rags
>isles
>snes
>canes
Oh ok
IT'S ON LADS
>gay ass golden showers
dont sleep on my sennies, they have some promising young players atm
seething, like always
I KNOW
IT LITERALLY ON THE TELLY
Return the flag to the rightful owners from the land down under
i love hockey and i love my /hoc/
habs won't be good until they get a big name forward
rags will be rags
isles i'm excited about, i like their style
snes will relocate to houston
canes meh 2nd round regulars maybe
golden knights = gay poopy doo doo butthole
Rags definitely no, sens if they get good drafting and are able to keep those people from leaving
My penis is twice the length of its girth
based
Didn't bought the commercials pack, what was there?
hope this twink gets heemed
>hasb
good core, but lets see how they pan out first. Suzuki could be a huge core piece for that team
>rags
nah. I dont feel it with the euro talent but lets see if they can do it. I hear a lot of good things about kravstov and kakko
>isles
I expect them to be a good defensive team with all that good youth core. Dobson, wilde, pulock, toews, pelech and mayfield can make up a dominant core, especially with trotz at the helm. Offense is gonna be an issue still
>snes
With melnyk around still, nope. They do have nice youth at least
>canes
maybe
great selective stats that mask the fact that he's far less than ppg leaving his 20s. that has line-baby written all over it, and as bergeron declines, he can't carry totals like that on his own merit alone. plus he's an unstable schizo and that never lends itself to aging gracefully. he'll score 80 this year and 70 next year
burgers, insurances and trucks
1 inch isnt that big lad
go knights
>subban's been fantastic in this building
that's why you play him so much, huh?
PRE SZN IS HERE
GO KNITES
business idea: no blacks
GO NIGITS
FUCK THE YOTES
he kept his wife from being mouthy 50s style a lot.
then also "Hitler, for example, had some good ideas. He just went a little bit too far." (actual quote)
he's hoc as fuck
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
someone make a gamethread
you would like Vegas I think
it's like Disney with booze
*containment
this is the thread for the ONLY GAME playing today
You did it
HIGH FIVE
>gamethreads
yikes
>subban
>knots
Cam Atkinson
Whats with the red stripe in the middle?
>urban goaltending
>Black tending
>subban
fucking subban
not a fan of racism
>blacks in terms of keeping possesion
>caring about literal who sunbelt hockey when football is on
you cucks are /mls/ tier
not a fan of criminals
calm down patches it's preseason
shut the fuck up wojaknigger we like hockei
>yotes
>commit criminal hit
>score
is max pacioretty white
BASED PATCHES
Scar but who cares
>not watching both
bros... you said tocchet would patch up the defense,, bros...
Go Nigits
>watching commercials and blacks ramming each other
PACIO PACIO PACIO PACIO PACIO PACIO PACIO PACIO PACIO PACIO
Why even reply to a retard Wojakposter
>but i AM a fan of the san jose sharks
am*rican
He's /pol/ as fuck and you should fuck off back there
>figured I could skip the first ten minutes to finish something I was working on because it's preseason and desert hockey at that
>check in
>it's already 1-1
go yotes I guess, I dunno just fuck the knights in general really
Fucking based music right there in tmobile arena
for me its the golden jet bobby hull
is bill at least playing. i might actually watch this crap if he is
Is there any games on today, football is very gay t bh
nope, tomorrow tho
just one, playing now
tomorrow will be even better
football is pretty sunbelt i only ever watch it if its the superbowl and the patriots are in it
i also never ever watch it but take great pride in my blue bombies btfoing the rest of the cfl
he's in the hall of fame because he's a remarkable human being
kind of beats your soon-to-be memorial star on the floor at the local bay area aids clinic
99f in vegas
i bet the ice is shit
>3rd year watcing hockey
>Technically a knights lifelong fan
Feels good to be a noob fellas
shut your face or I'll eat your ass
EXCUSE ME
i just asked if bill was playing
>missed the first 8 minutes because I was still at the store
Is that place actually fucking sold out for a preseason game?
i'm also a lifelong fan of my team, but they're also 30 years old than me
no
No
He is Latinx, they should be ashamed with their problematic pandering
>African goaltending
year of the yotes
lil nibba cannot track the puck
>malcolm pooban
>subban
MALCOLM WHAT THE FUCK
TWO LEADS NOW?!?!?!?
thanks i almost wasted minutes of my time on cactuspuck
>it was 1-1
so THIS is the future of Vegas Golden Knights goaltending huh...........extreme cringe
You would get your whore mouth fucked talking like that here in the sunbelt. I have to pretend to actually like college football
most dangerous draw, should've seen it coming
inb4 fleury dies on the ice and vegas has to rely on >black man goaltender
for me its the duke blue devils. i have never watched a game but they are >my team
i'm glad I live in a college basketball town because at least that's vaguely entertaining even if I'd never pick it over my hokkei. football is just boring as piss
I fucking hate that yodeling call-and-response thing.
>subban family
yikes
>i appease people by saying shit i don't mean
girl?
8-9 yotes (ot), what a meme game
the based Arizona Coyotes
it's gonna be that kinda game huh
>Vegas scoring depth
Ok fellas, noob here. How do i increase my knowledge of this glorious sport apart from watching games and shitposting? I'm talking about movies, documentaries and yt channels, or whatever helps
I know the rules, the teams and some rosters, but need more.
>can't score on an empty net
>desert hockey
HIIIILL
holy fuck Hill
max pacioretty more like min pacioretty lmao right guys
find a good podcast to listen to
I remember liking that movie about the olympic games when I was 10
granted I only got into hockey literally last year so I'm a newfag to this too
I'm just trying to blend in with my buds from school so I get invited to parties and such
>trying to injure people in a PRESEASON game
why are knights so trash?
What a shitfest game I like it
Fuck knights
watch the mighty ducks
damn Ness got rocked
also nice save hill
>answers are mostly d-men
sunbelter survey recipients: wtf is with paying money to these defense guys they dont score that many goals
5 for charging :)
the Tom Wilson strategy
killed by bad ice
Sorry Jose this sport is for white people
based kolesar
like reaves but can score, will be the future of the fourth line
>patrik laine
there seems to be something wrong with the sample population i think they might be gay and stupid
Ness got Giygas'd
you have to watch Shannon's entire 100-video history with 200 views each of every nhl season where he just talks about meaningless trades and regular season stats
imagine chimping out in a preseason game
how on earth is that an ejection? fuck this sport is getting so full of pussies.
16% of his goals in one game
5 minutes and 5 allowed goals incoming
never relax
It was survey among NHL players, lads
nogs gonna nog
You can't grasp the true form of the Knight's attack!
yeah. based
>le stand there and shoot guy
>clean hit
>based refs trying to screw us over already lel
"the next ovechkin"
patrik laine plays on his own terms he doesnt care about the opinions of lesser men
they're right about subban, and laine is just talked about too much
wonder which of them picked karlsson though, that's just disrespectful as fuck
>yes, yes, Zykov, well done
>HOWEVER
>vegas
>not playing crimehockey
can Vegas stop trying to kill someone every single shift
More like le stand there and miss guy amirite
does vegas realize this is a worthless preseason game against the yotes and not the stanley cup finals
have you ever been to Vegas?
>clap bombs, fuck moms
there's a reason it's going to be the vegas raiders
culture of crime
more like patrick lame
patrik laine will score no fewer than fifty (50) goals this season
jfc that goblino vegass fans on the local stream
the Las Vegas Golden Kniggers
No, thankfully.
in switzerland
Yes as a member of SC Bern
are you sure? IT'S FUN!!!!
yeah when he's playing NHL20
god I fucking love hockey
Is it like in the fallout game? One guy told me that CSI LV had less crime than irl vegas
no
no
possibly
holy shit this crowd is dead when their players aren't trying to kill someone
But he's shit at vidya
the knights are gonna die when the raiders move and there's a better sport to watch injuryball
50 goals is super easy when you play in rookie difficulty mode
All their braindead fans started watching at most 2 years ago, they don't even know when penalties are called
>dingos having to hold and settle every single one of these one-timer setups from the entire power play
big mystery why bill is the only 18/19 20 goal scorer on the team
>5 to 3
>no goal
I chose the right team afterall.
i spilled coffee on my white shirt because im so triggered from you guys being mean to patrik i act like it doesnt bother me but it does
It's because phil isn't playing
just bants lad
patrik more like pootrick because he is shit and tricks people into thinking he is not
Quit being an emotional lesbian. Between you, dykepuck queers and tripfags its like a baby shower in here
>patrik
pootrik
This period remembered me how cringe this “sport,” is. I’m going to back to watch cricket.
I missed the cringe to be honest
dont call me an emotional lesbian
>sellout preseason games
>nobody, not even the blacks or mexicans, like the raiders
cope
whatever you say, emotional lesbian.
>remembered me
Just watched the series finale last night when they turn animated in jail :(
>rich sf people have 49ers
>oakland has always been a poor person's team (in CA)
>basedboy bay culture means many hate football
>stormy
pretty porno name for a woman 2bh
Getting angry thinking about toil tomorrow
reminder that i have an extremely high hockey iq its probably one of the highest in /hoc/
Dont care about this game.
Great song tho
Wouldn't mind a kiwi posting here if he weren't such an insufferable FAGGOT
whatever bitch
>pootrik
you deadass picked ratchand to repeat 100pt seasons earlier without even a shred of irony
reminder that céline dion is the indisputable songstress of /hoc/ and that love trumps hate
yeah my hockey iq is so high you cant even understand it, thats what genius level intelligence is brainlet
>playing sweet caroline
NOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S OUR SONG
BASED but I'm more of a Kraftwerk guy tho
>sweet caroline
>Vegas
Whats next? Country roads??
Every arena plays Sweet Caroline.
ready for some skelly time lads
How good will Kessel be on the Yotes?
Nothing?
WC Playoffs?
Home ice advantage for 1 round?
3rd round in the playoffs?
Stanley cup bound?
Lets be honest, he's not good enough to carry the Yotes to actually carrying the cup.
WC playoffs
We understand perfectly well that you looked at a trend between the previous two seasons on his wikipedia article and called it a day, because your hockey brain is choked for blood from living in an upside down country
>not knowing we sing
>sweeeet goooolden knights
based retards
Nobody. Gives. A. Fuck.
cringe
just cringed right out of my skin
seems like you do, considering the fact that you're absolutely seething.
fold
>
If any of you posters are high-ranking military officers, please launch some nukes at Vegas
I got to get more webms of this guy for /hoc/
haha jokes on you idiot i actually looked on my nhl app
>they actually did in the 50's, thats why they are like that
>Vegas is getting Salt Lake City into hockey
It begins.
oh no
malcolm subban more like malcolm poopoo because hes a poopy goaltender and also because he is african american
>Market heavily towards mormon families with 10+ kids
Full stadium every time
ummm actually hes canadian.
do you actually call blacks african canadians in canada
LOL these yotes think they're able to beat the knights.
no we call them black
don't you guys feel SO MUCH better now??
I do
>preseason
a bit racist
they call themselves that
When I lived in England, they called them "darkie-doo."
yeah but thats different
>arizona
hahahahaha
gonna heem the shit out of this wog
we call them nēģeris
it's not
I don't refer to myself as Irish American, I'm a white dude
eat some ass, peeland
redpill me on cliff pu
*gets pulled forward onto the ground*
Cliff who???
PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU(etc)
>irish
>white
*gets demoted to the AHL in your path*
now see, THAT FUCKING RACIST
for me it's the washington capital's
seethe harder paddy
Cheerleaders honestly kinda scare me.
They just materialize out of the crowd like the fucking Jedi on Geonosis. Ant then they're just... there. Looming.
Shit's spooky.
oh fun!
No..
>cody eakin's penalty
based
New Zealand, you just caused a brual wife-beating. I hope you're happy
>like the fucking Jedi on Geonosis
what is this nerd reference?
HEY
MY BEATEN WIFE RESENT THAT REMARK
fuck off already, Bilbo
nerd rage lol
shit. he can't even crack a rotation on the panthers. Probably because he's also asian.
why is vegass treating this like some end of season, "must win" game
it's a preseason opener
against the coyotes of all teams
i'm not saying don't try to win but maybe don't get your dudes hit with shitloads of penalties and even a game misconduct
that lost Cup still stings like The Bitch
can you even Imagine??
remember when everyone was dunking on >us for the skinner trade
meanwhile >we made it to the ECF and buffalel didn't even make it to the playoffs
lol
I can
Buffalel is still gonna try
you don't understand passion for the game. That's why the Knights made it to the cup in their first year. Passion and not bullshitting around. Every game is a game that can be the end of the season. In games 1-10, any of those losses can mean a shot out of the playoffs. We play like this so we don't become some shit team stuck in shit or mediocrity like the Yotes or Ducks.
did i ever tell you of the time your father went to a bug world because we were worried that the bug people there were building a massive machine army, and then the machine army captured us because there were only two of us, and then a few of our best friends showed up to rescue us from the huge machine and bug army and they all got slaughtered because it was still just 200 of us of vs 200,000 enemies. they were a good friend
I just remember that one retarded pretending that he didn't understand how contracts affect trade value for weeks on end.
reminder that the knights made it to the scf in their first year because thats how gary wrote the script
HEY
brand new fuckng season, lady, chin the fuck UP
Based
wheres the new thread cuck?
Right here
>muh why are the knights playing so physical?
>yotes have more hits
keep it up ya dumb stupid idiots
LATE LATE LATE
What the fuck in an Off Season, ewe guise??
what happened??
that summer shit just flew past
Is Subban, dare I say it, elite?
When did Quebec poster become so insufferable, lads?
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slc hosted a winter olympics ya dummy
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