/cric/

damn. no wonder the australians can't wait to get home

Aussies must be feeling a tad embarrassed after all those celebrations last week just to end up drawing. Yikes.

you now remember that weird ODI-only tour Australia did last year because the world cup was this year and we scored almost 500 runs in one of them

Fug

>England
Imagine

>New Zealand
conceptualise

As the decade come to a close, it must be the first one since the 80s where England have had the better over the Australians

I was more shit off that England didn't get to 500 in that game.

absolutely destroyed them
also we somehow lost to scotland that summer, a strange time

based sebbo

based blaposter

well, we did lose 4-0 and 5-0 this decade

So is the final opinion that we're both shit?

Is it even a real sport ? You know like hockey ?

>the virgin le 56 point nations
>the chad table topping india

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When does BBL start

choon
youtube.com/watch?v=B1r-zTi0iwo

Now that that nonsense is over we can go back to watching the Brainlet Bash and supporting the mighty Sauces on their way to victory

reminder that Leach is sitting on a hattrick

imagine attempting to contest the supremacy of hoc
simply imagine it

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>India
Colonise

>A win against Sri Lanka is worth more than 2 against Australia
Yeah okay

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Nigel Farage is a paedophile.

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damning quote from the man himself there

>voting
Democracy is pointless I only posted a reaction image.

i guess the pact is never happening
farage is autistic enough to decide to suck away even more leave voters from the tories

business idea: /cric/ podcast

who else read it as winning?

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>I'm the crazy world of Arthur Brown
Whoever wrote this deserves a medal

it's from a tv show lad

youtube.com/watch?v=8Ou0fSPZax4

Guys it's been a tough series as an England Fan, but I have decided I that I like Joe Root very much.

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if the tories form up with him they lose their own voters

a bit... kafaesque this brexit business isnt it...

I'm glad this game has confirmed nothing has to be changed with the England setup.

remember when Jason Roy was an opener for England?

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Feel like pure shit just want cookie back

still is mate

Don't meme me but I actually think through this series we've discovered that Denly can actually open, and that burns is alright.

Next few test matches played by England should hopefully help them to whittle the team into something worth watching.

it's certainly something to explain to the grandchildren

WHAT did Beefy mean by this??

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just read up on this

>teams only play 6 test series, 3 at home 3 away
>you get the same points for winning away in india as you do for winning at home to bangladesh

literally won by the team with the easiest schedule

It's shit anyway because Afghanistan and Ireland weren't included

Why can't the Ashes be this fucking winter lads.

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denly's useful to have in the squad/touring party for sure
like to see sibley get a look with burns at some point but denly's worth a run at opener in the winter series

>I'm the crazy world of Arthur Brown
Every time

and Zimbabwe too

like to see a zimbabwean cricketing renaissance desu

>In The Oval Test, England became the first team in Test cricket to bowl the opposition out in both innings with none of the bowlers who took wickets in the 1st innings taking wickets in the 2nd innings.

Does everyone have to play the same amount of games or what? I saw you get more points for winning in a two match series, what's stopping somebody from shitting all over the Windies, Bangladesh and Sri Lanka in two match series every year for maximum points.

unironically thought broad was done after we got pumped down under last time, he seems to have sorted himself out and has bowled well home and away since. wonder how long he's got left because it's just archer and curran that are any good when he goes, and curran is a bit questionable atm. hope stone fixes his back and goes full pat cummins desu

reckon we need to start searching the caribbean and african continent for new bowlers

reckon we could poach a few tricky left armers from the kashmir unrest

apart from the two series that you lost then yes you are correct.

>3 wins, 2 losses, 1 draw
England dicked all over Australia this decade, sorry pal.

the national pride of australia has been shattered

>1960s
England 4
Australia 6
Drawn 15

>1970s
England 13
Australia 8
Drawn 11

>1980s
England 8
Australia 9
Drawn 12

>1990s
England 5
Australia 16
Drawn 6

>2000s
England 6
Australia 15
Drawn 4

>2010s
England 11
Australia 14
Drawn 5

That’s a nice cope you have there

England last won in 2011. Australia last won 2001.

England are the current DOMINATORS of Ashes cricket.

away*

I'm a lefty reckon the selectors should give me a go

reckon if we get enough left handed people in the same room as smoth he might have an autistic breakdown

It's more embarrassing if you do series results
1960s
Australia 2
England 0
Drawn 3

1970s
Australia 2
England 3
Drawn 1

1980s
Australia 2
England 3
Drawn 0

1990s (keks loom)
Australia 5
England 0
Drawn 0

2000s
Australia 3
England 2
Drawn 0

2010s
Australia 2
England 3
Drawn 1

England were lucky to tie the Ashes test series when they were significantly worse than the Aussies. The top of the order batsman were simply dogshit.

I get the England team is currently more oriented towards limited-overs but still, disappointing.

Aussie batting minus Smith was even worse though

Not really, Edgbaston was basically in the bag for us, they needed 100 runs with 4 wickets remaining

combined ashes XI
>burns
>denly
>lambshanks
>smoth
>poot
>stokes
>wade (wk)
>cummins
>hazlegod
>leach
>archer
idk who would be captain probably poot, he's not as bad as most people say as a captain but it's made his batting shit tier

Lords*

So glad I was too young to give a shit about cricket until 05, imagine following England in the 90s wew

i.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/115818211/kiwi-man-charged-with-murder-of-family-at-nausori-highlands-in-fiji

Ah yes a “”””kiwi”””” man

Only poongland would celebrate a drawn series

Australia lost. (the win)

was he a cricketer?

bloody yanks
/cric/ will always be a Yea Forums general

>Isoof, who is commonly known as Kamal, is a Fiji citizen but holds permanent residency in New Zealand.
please email your complaints to the relevant publisher

That's such a classic kiwi thing to do haha what a lad

England were in a decent position to win that Lords test before the draw.
Says something about the rest of the australian team that they failed to win the series even with Smith playing at the level he did.

the series levelling joe root

If we can find a no 3 or another opener then I think we're quite close to a balanced team:

Burns
Denly / Opener
No 3 / Denly
Root (c)
Stokes
Buttler (wk)
S Curran
Archer
Leach
Broad
Anderson

>drawing a home series
>drawing the World Cup
>at home
Cricket is literally “home team wins lol” and the fact England can barely scrape out draws shows how dire they are. 20 more years until maybe another England cwc and 4 more years until the next England ashes so you lads are in for a lot of years of pain

not enough batting imo buttler is a memeslogger 32(26)

>archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/bla x/page/16/

Yeah looking at it now you're right. Maybe another batsman before Stokes to replace Curran, but I think Bairstow isn't that. He had one good year and has been riding it for 3 years now.

Except England is pretty much the only country where the pitch is fair to everyone, maybe we should chisel some cracks in and become an unplayable spin nation

Let's probably accept Anderson is gonna be perma crocked too

Burns
Sibley
Denly
Root (c)
Pope
Stokes
Buttler (wk)
Curran
Archer
Leach
Broad

More like basedest bla x

*sniffs*

hmmm

why cant colin munro perform outside of domestic t20 lads

Cringe

bro it is shakib

Test cricket is the cringiest format there is, and it’s because of the fanbase.

The Untied States is the fattest nation there is, and it's because of the obesity.

toil in 10

grim

His time is up

grim for him

>next cricket of note than isnt a t20 is pakistan vs bangladesh

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Wow #powerful

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probably the ICC being in charge of which tests count

India already does that anyway so they're locked in to win.

based india

Pretty clear we need to drop Warner and Harris.
Smith, Labuschagne and Wade are safe in the order but otherwise we need to start looking elsewhere.

Based Rory

Patterson should’ve been in the squad

Why wasn't he? Actually borderline incomprehensible given how well he did previously.

imagine saying this before sandpaper gate

you'd be howling

LADS I GOT THE INTERNSHIP

where at mate? norton abrasives? i hear they're doing a lot of investment in aus the last year.

Well done lad

Nah Warners going to be fine heeming pakis and kiwis into the dirt on a road at 30 degrees

basado

some engineering firm
was shitting myself because I was scared I wouldn't get it and I need some sort of experience to graduate my degree + make myself competitive on the job market

FUCKING BASED

No idea, but they had to pick fucking Darsh

>cricket
>sport

pick 2

plum tree blasting out the flowers already lads

white privilege or affirmative action?

mint plant starting to pick up steam

gumtree looking good

Grass is getting too long

played like shit in the warm ups

based /cric/ lads absolutely dominating the job market

>read resume
>mfw

Into the acceptance pile it goes

>read resume
>/hoc/
>into the trash it goes

insane how quickly le trashman died for such a widespread meme

it stuck around for a while

Scottish-Irish mutt m8

yeah more talking about how it went from being everywhere to nowhere seemingly overnight
same for constanza.jpg or laughinggirls etc

they call me the ass fucker

>actually getting it on merit

cringe

banh mi thit looms

Need to get through two more rounds for this job lads

keep us updated

don't fuck it up or you'll end up like S****

Can you cricketfags explain to me what happens when it starts raining during a game?

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gets a bit wet

Buttler in for Poot make Burns captain

love a pork belly banh mi with crackling, but I'm sworn off pork (among other things) for ethical reasons

*toot*

can sympathise with you there mate, only go for it if I'm having a bmt
pigs are simply too intelligent to be treated like livestock

business idea: the athletic, but cricket-specific

Reckon some ramen is on the cards lads

thoughts on Ata boys?

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>faces o' fucking square
what was meant by this

Attaboy

We're both so mediocre it's revolting.
But some positives:
>Smith back in the zone
>Cummins/Hazlewood cemented
>Broad/Archer now competitive
>Stokes still boss
>MMarsh can bowl real quick now - this was the most intriguing part

Ultimately we both need batsmen, the bowling was pretty solid. Where are the Waughs and Langer/Hayden?

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So England?
Because I don't think the next Ashes is part of this tournament.
You already dun goofed.

>this is a 10/10 is kangarooland

>1990s (keks loom)
>Australia 5
>England 0
>Drawn 0
I still remember that Waugh machine.

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I think Bancroft thinks he was lucky he was dropped now.

Who is the monster musume of world cricket?

Hate anime
Hate septics
Simple as.

have you ever watched One Punch Man

Hate Cricket
Love Cricket
Simple as.

would One Punch s**** without hesitation

feels good being the bloke responsible for the absolute pinnacle of /cric/
Got banned from his twitch stream shortly thereafter though

you talking about webm related lad?
how'd you get banned?

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reminder that a sebbo sledging moment being the pinnacle of /cric/ says something about the lad's importance as a /cric/ personality
reckon he's surpassed all other personalities at this point
fucking based sebbo

what a fuckin playmaker, nice lad

Absolute nadir more like.
/cric/'s chance to get a shout-out from Warnie and you waste it on an irrelevant self-obsessed fat cunt cazzie. Well done you utter mong.

gf just left lads
we fucked the whole weekend :)

and yet i got this out of him awhile later
based me

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lame as fuck.

asked Warnie how many girls he used to root on tour

kek good job mate
sad that jacko doesn't seem to have streamed since the last time

so true

Literally no quality international cricket for months unless you're hanging out for RSA v IND. Time to hang em up till summer /cric/.

if only seething kiwi would actually disappear until "summer"

Steve Waugh still makes me seethe.

> smith gets out for few runs for a change
> someone else actually gets some runs for once

If smith stayed in they would have got that total

coulda woulda shoulda

coulda woulda shoulda bat first

coulda woulda shouldna we'll have a bowl m8

ausgril

I left him girls.

good for you. you are a STRONG independent womyn

the upcoming months will separate the real /cric/ bros from the cazzies

I honestly think the women's cricket is far better ladies.

Rugby World Cup is starting you absolutel clown

so you'll be leaving then?

The state of this freshcunt that thinks anyone cares about non australian test matches

fuck up fatguts

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I'll pop in now and then to say hi

oh shit gottem

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why are you posting on cric then you absolutel wank

>get wisdom teeth out
>throbbing pain
>naturally resistant to pain killers
EL JUSTO

oh that's tough yeah, didn't enjoy getting the wizzies out at all.

bullshit
either take more or take them intravenously

>Dr. Shubbo DDS

seven year switch looks good tonight ladies

yeah ill just inject some in-solution pain killer i just happened to have in my medicine cabinet

>he doesn't have ready access to fentanyl for just this situation
how do non-americans even live lads?

Smoke some weed you dumb shit

with hands like that you'd be lucky to master a belt buckle

>smoking with open wounds in my mouth
ah yes

I had 2 wizzies out and kept smoking durries lol. good times.

just fucking shoot up already you utter cunt

have a bum bong lad

smoke through your nose if it bothers you that much
simple as

see you boys in /rwc/

yeah m8

don't let the door hit you on the arse on your way out

inb4 we see s**** crawl into /rug/ like an obese beggar absolutely pleading for (You)s when /cric/ dies kek

cheeky /cwg/ looms in Birmingham lads

let's talk undies boys what's the go to brand for you fellas? was going to stick with bonds but keen to see if there's any better options out there

cricket world gup? XD

>waking up and realising the ashes is over

cricket's over mate. pack it up, see you on /rug/

woke up this morning and realised the only relevant cricket competition is less than three months away

based

RIP /cric/. catch you in summer lad, it's been real.

bonds are always a good shout

/cric/ RUNS Yea Forums

NZ v Aus test series mate?

commonwealth games haha

so true

>england celebrating a draw
yep, that's about the state of it

Bendon Man 2bh

This is what it's come to.

England robbed us of another day of cricket. What do we do now?

seen it a few times this year

Anything less than winning the ashes back in England is an embarrassment.
Hang your heads in shame Englel, they're still in the hands of the AusGODs
Also Tim Paine can stay in Englel

need a "two bad players" edit but saying two bad captains

No different to aussies celebrating retaining the ashes before the series was over. Without smith theyre trash

embarrassing how they both managed to not win

>1 player retained the Ashes
>Englel are good
yikes

Smith is like our benny rodriguez from the sandlot.

would have won the test without Smith had England not paid off the umpires

>there are Australians ITT who don't have any recollection of Australia winning a test series in England

grim

>1 player beat the entire english cricket team

hmm

that's like saying without stokes this shit would have been over a week earlier
you might as well say you wouldn't be doing so bad if the other fuckin team didn't show up

>draw the world cup at home
>draw the ashes at home

epic

draw*

hate re-runs.

>Play for the Ashes
>dont win them back
>celebrate
what is this called

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not a very funny image mate

farter got absolutely mogged by cumGOD

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Fwiw i think both teams are trash.
England were not as reliant on stokes in the ashes as australia were with smith though. And vice versa in the world cup
Pure delusion
Stokes saved england in one test. Smith did it in 3 and england were so shit they nearly fucked it without smith

>The Ashes
>manically celebrate a week before it's ended
>stumble at the final hurdle and make yourselves so tired that you fail to win

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If both the teams can get along then why can't we?

this is why I love cricket

Anything less than winning back the Ashes from the currently JUST AusGODs is an embarrassment.
Sorry to rain on your parade lad, just being honest.

'my feet hurt' midget Paki at the back

so utterly true

Why the FUCK are they fraternising with the enemy? Do they know what the ashes means to us proud englishman?
Australia are our eternal sporting rivals. They mocked leach like immature cunts.
I seriously hope england had a plan up their sleeve like putting laxatives in their beer

Warner going to deck the coward joe root again

>The Ashes
>manically celebrate before its started
>stumble for a draw

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The coward Joe root is the meme of the series for me.

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For me, meme of the series is Leach having a higher average than Warner

tell me about english cricket

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It would be very painful

Is this chart accurate?

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need to give one of england's to joel wilson

Really sets the old neurons to firing.

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australia scored more boundaries though

Doesn't that mean England won?

>smith in the form of his life
>no anderson
>England would've almost certainly won the rained out test

tis quite incredible Australia would celebrate "retaining" the ashes

Lel. Never change poo pealand

luckily for us we don't care about cricket

cope lad, theyre still in the hands of the mighty AusGODs
literally salivating at the thought of our lineup in 2 years, more settled under the guidance of the ascended Smith, solid lineup and a bunch of faggots scared shitless flying in from Grimlel to aussie crowds baying for blood after the treatment Smoth and co were given.
6 MORE YEARS LAD

@95505458
ignore this street shitter larping as an aussie

>6 more years

wdhmbt

the next ashes in England is 2023

last.fm/user/wdhmbt

>nothing but metal
grim

Burns
Denly
Smith
Labuschagne
Buttler
Stokes
Wade
Cummins
Lyon
Broad
Archer

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unironically want to heem the fuck out of warner and steal his wife from him so i can breed her with the kiwi rugby team

mirin' hard.
Enjoyed the series fren.

it's amazing they can get such a virile specimen into the room

There is a women in that changing room.

Pretty nuggety mate, reckon his ground game would have you gassed in 30 seconds and any reach advantage you had would be nullified by his rock like head as he closed the distance

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He may be short and bad at cricket but I wouldn't go as far as to call Warner a woman

unironically feel like offering my virgin boycunt to an unironically pozzed cock at a gloryhole

fuck up josh

hopefully :)

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Is he literally stepping on Paines toes?

nope just a natural wide stance and he has made sure that it could easily be construed as an accident

He's staring into the eyes of a man with a better average than him

aww, that gives me nice fuzzy feelings, great of Leach to entertain the down syndrome kid like that

youtube.com/watch?v=0jvBovHVpN0&feature=youtu.be&t=317

/cric/ has unironically been a big part of my life the past few months
Going to miss it

smoked a fag within 30 minutes of having my wisdom teeth out soft cunt

Actually looks like they did a good job. Sometimes you see other countries making fish and chips and it's totally off.

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Fish and chips is literally a Jewish immigrant food. I'm not being antisemitic, that's a shitty and dead Yea Forums meme.

based elite grego

based not-at-all-antisemitic-but-mentioning-the-Jews-at-any-half-opportunity user

crashing this top order
with no survivors!

for me it's retaining the ashes

just discovered fish and chips are only eaten in the anglo nations
absolutely mental had no idea

who gives a shit you stupid "I'm not a /pol/ nigger" /pol/ nigger

can't imagine a world without fish and chip shops

I hope Stoakes kills Warner for us.

snowtown taking fucking ages to download

youtube.com/watch?v=9Ka30SRU49o

Anybody watching Scotland v Netherlands T20?

haven't heard any sport named that.

you ready to cringe bro?
youtube.com/watch?v=ZRLibDF-JGQ

Is it televised?

Pavement

is shit

Had a ticket for the ashes today haha

did you get a refund, or can you? There was some chat on tms about it yesterday

good bit of kino that movie

youtu.be/ZMCRpe5bing?t=1797
based

Hmm

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Didn't care for Animal Kingdom that much, after Snowtown most "gritty" crime shit seems lame

no one seeding

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Potatoes and fish is a pretty common combination. Bengali curries have it, a lot of Scandinavian food too.

*crack* *sippp*
yep physical copy's the way to go I reckon

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yes like how meat and veggies is pretty common but a curry isn't much like a roast

Netherlands v Scotland live
youtu.be/Yl70r35aOFI

if I like it I'll buy it I reckon

like to put a bit of money behind Australian movies since they get fuck all back

I'm uploading you my 4gb PTP rip to Mega if you can wait a bit (about 45 mins). If not I'll post it anyway so check back later.

thanks lad tuning in

thanks mate really appreciate it

most of the chippers by me are Italian, also there's a famous Russian and I know of one Albanian

Miss the cricket lads

mostly chinks over here

I think so I need to double check though

lol someone IS seething here

>meme20

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Rain looms

for me it's the rear stump pov

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Kino bowling action

I thought Pauline Hanson ran a chipper?

kek

holland getting WALLOPED laddies

Here you go mate
mega.nz/#!Ixhl1SaT!s3kAbrzPiXgIJbRR4E4LQaQTTUHoSYFRXnq-ZKTld9A

Surprised how many people are watching

It's free view, there's a lesson in this

I thought the Dutch team would all be Caribbean. Their baseball team is literally all Caribbean

Big fan of O?DOWD

>3 noeys in an over
elite

what the FUCK do we do now lads?
month and a half until we play our next game

Scotland finish their innings 252/3

That's massive for them, the Dutch are fucked here. Will be surprised if they hit 150 based on this form.

Why do Australian Ashes series always follow the same sequence? Doesn't Sydney get tired of hosting a dead rubber every single time?

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Ite niggas Are we back to 8 posters, slow /comfycric/ ?

This was question asked for a million dollar in Indian who wants to be a millionaire. Would /cric/ have known the correct answer? ;)

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Darren Stevens is at it again lads

Sydney test is always after new years

Scotland will destroy this tri-nation series if they keep playing like this. Ireland should be terrified.

That's ridiculously hard.

Yeah but why? Why is it always Brisbane-Adelaide-Perth etc., it wasn't always like that. That particular order only dates back to the 2002/03 series.

GOAT country cricketer

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I'm going with tradition. Also Melbourne on the 26th December, and Brisbane is always first.

that store is run by a viet refugee now I think lmao

based

thanks mate very good of you

I was in Sri Lanka during the 2011 World Cup and stayed at the same hotel as Zaltzman. His real hair isn't that ginger. That is all

Melbourne has to have the Boxing Day Test
Sydney has to have the New Years Test
both tradition

Perth gets one during the peak of summer so the wicket is absolutely baked and a fast bowler's paradise. Brisbane opens because Australia always wins there. The others just fit in the gaps

It's a very recent tradition. I was looking at the 1970/71 series and it went Brisbane-Perth-Sydney-Melbourne-Adelaide-Sydney. The Melbourne Test was due to start on 31st Dec and be the third in the series (but it was washed-out and rescheduled). Just seems weird that they would rigidly stick to a tradition they pulled out of their arses. And that they would completely exclude Hobart for some reason.

that was the first test played in Perth actually

The Melbourne Cricket Club and the Sydney Cricket club own exclusive rights to the Boxing Day and New Year tests respectively

hold all 5 tests in Tasmania, they deserve it after all the neglect

"You'll find the inhabitants notably more polite, friendly and helpful than in big cities such as Melbourne and Sydney."

From the Wikivoyage page on Tasmania lmao

reckon every city says that

And it's probably true.

genuinely the most kino of films to come out of Australia

Nah, that's Breaker Morant.

t. forced to watch Break Morant once in high school
movie objectively sucks shit

Lake Mungo always gets ignored

wish we got more movies funded here
mental how many directors and actors working in america are australian

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youtube.com/watch?v=wx7M91XGuFY

not to mention that we quite literally invented the movie

the only film anyone needs to watch is Zulu

I will die on the hill that Wake In Fright is a pile of shit. Despise that it got ""found"" and every talking head wanker sang its praise. Why? It's a movie that goes on for way too long and literally it's only concept is >le the country is full of bogans and they're drunk, violent, and secretly homosexual!. And it's boring as shit

Didn't there used to be 6 tests in an ashes series?

because Scorcese said it's one of his favourite movies

one of those brainletbait flicks, says absolutely nothing but people think it's profound because it looks pretty while doing it and is "arty".

yeah cool, you remember the one scene of the movie, remember the rest of it?

>le shotbe sratde le babtrabe XDXDXD

rewatched Gallipoli a bit back, not nearly as good as I remember it. the ending is 90% of what it has going for it

reading up on bushrangers and noticed they were almost always irishmen
makes you think

Sentimental war films tend to get overrated because they give middle aged men feels.

I always remember them going through the desert to get on the train near the start, quite like Gallipoli, but it is trite, treacly boomer bait

Never watched it, but I assume it's about 99% Australians pulling themselves off by pretending that the vast majority of Allied soldiers there weren't English?

takes an Englishman to get stuff done without making a big song and dance about it m8

>country x makes war film that focuses on country x soldiers shock horror
It's about the Battle of the Nek which was all Aussies. Its made clear in the film that this is part of a much larger and mainly British operation

Fair enough, just beyond tired of the ANZAC whinging about something they have no right to bitch about.

tbf British people also had to die pointlessly in slaughters, hence why you get things like blackadder goes forth etc.

WW1 was archaic thinking in the first modern war

the concept is that a kid is good at running so he's made to be an errand boy, but he didn't run fast enough to prevent a personal tragedy. It's a nice enough movie. Peter Weir is a kino Machine, see Dead Poet's Society, Truman Show, Cars That Ate Paris

Business idea: Replace half the England team with the Scottish team and UK might have a chance of winning the Ashes next time round

Master and Commander, Picnic ant Hanging Rock too
WWII had similar casualty rates as WWI, is just there's no real narrative (evil Nazis) so the whome thing seems completely pointless in hindsight, fighting over empires that only had a few decades left anyway. There's some good revisionist accounts that move away from the 'lions led by donkeys' thing, eg Haig was considered a hero at the time but we needed a scapegoat that wasn't 'imperialism is fucked up dude'

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Slater looks like he's Holly from Red Dwarf

>"The support for me has been something I didn't think I'd ever experience," Leach said with his engaging openness.
>"Maybe it's because of my batting, but I think it's mainly because I'm bald and have got glasses. The way the public have warmed to me is something very special and I don't take it for granted. I can't thank them enough."

isn't that sweet

Steve Smith doesn't look a million miles way from Rimmer now that you mention it.

HORSE ON THE RIGHT

Not a fan of this "drinking together" gimmick at all. Rival sportsmen should only be allowed to be friends after their career is over, and hate each other fiercely until then

>Business idea: Replace half the England team with the Scottish team and UK might have a chance of winning the Ashes next time round
are you kidding?

Scots are fucking terrible at sports. Wales mog them at both footie and rugby (their only sports) despite having half their population

Go home with your mental disintegration spiel, Waugh

The Rats of Tobruk is kino ANZAC material

Somebody didn't see Scotland DESTROY a very impressive Netherlands team earlier

This is the sort of cowardice that sees England crumble every bloody year, especially when playing in Australia

personally feel rival sportsmen should literally have to be held back by management and the plebeian support staff to stop them from killing each other

Do you not shake hands after the game then lad?

Feel sad reading this

That's more like it

With gritted teeth, and then straight to the dressing room. No smiling, no socialising, just politeness.

not sure if based Bravehearts would eagerly join your team, but then again they've not test status so who knows

I think when Man City get drawn against some non league no hopers in the FA Cup third round, they should spit on their defeated opposition, then burn down the stadium.

What's Man City? Sounds bent.

At rugby once had a trial, like a preseason, other team had a lad in there that used to be at my club when we were like 7 but his family had moved away. Finished the game and we walked off together with our arms over each other's shoulders. My Ma has a photo of it, was pretty good feels man.

not as bent as Man United m8

Burns(c)
Denly
Root
Ballance
Stokes
Curran
Foakes(wk)
Opening bowler
Broad
Archer
Right handed finger spinner

Reckon Archer should be first change rather than new ball.

It's a club in Manchester.

another club in Manchester. Big scene over there

>Archer should be first change rather than new ball.
Why not both?

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>David Gower: I think it's good for the game, good for the spirit of the game to get to know people, and I actually feel sorry for those that play the game, disappear 5 minutes after the game's finished, never speak to the opposition, never find out what they're really made of.
ian botham had a party at his house during a test, halfway through a series. and plenty of aussies were invited

>actually feel sorry for those that play the game, disappear 5 minutes after the game's finished,
Wonder who this is a dig at? Boycs one assumes. Imagine playing a round of golf with someone then refusing to socialise with them afterwards. Not a fan of football style tribalism in cricket

yes it was a dig at boycott

call it soccer please, I can say for certain that in rugby and gaelic there's handshakes and camaraderie

now this is BASED and a TRUTH PILL

>Man city

Men get together in toilets and suck each other off in toilet cubicals. Sometimes by glory holes but it normally ends up with them joining into one cubicle and one being top and one being bot. Cumming on faces to finish it off

>Man United

Men get together for bondage. Real hardcore anal. No blow jobs just pure alpha man action. Normally in dark rooms in nightlife clubs

Boycott is based, Gower and Botham are the sort of cuckold cowards who would gladly watch another man sleeping with their wife. It's as simple as that really.

Corrr sounds like fun

always it's the Irish posters that know all these fine details

Somehow I imagine Jaap Stam was giving out the deep fistings back in the day

>no more Ashes for literal years
Why even live

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Yes. Also Keane was a bottom

The morally victorious England

for me having a beer together at the end of the series is what links cricket at the highest level to club or village cricket. even at that level it is ultimately a bunch of mates doing what they love and getting paid for it. I think it's good that people can compete in sport and go really hard at each other and have a laugh about it afterwards. it's what separates us from the animals and divegrass.

trying to watch football after a summer of cricket is soul destroying, you realise how much of a plebby fucking sport football is, I'm sure I'll get back into it after a couple of weeks though as I'm a pleb myself.

watch rugby with the /rug/ lads lad

idk every season I get increasingly annoyed by the media circus that surrounds football
I think I like the idea of football more than the sport itself these days
and I support a lower league team so it's not like it's even the premier league specifically although that annoys me a lot as well
but you have to at least have a passing interest because it's such an easy conversation starter with most blokes

might be a controversial opinion, but I reckon soccer is a shit sport specifically made for poofs and I reckon the supporters and followers of it love having gigantic dicks in their arse.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>I reckon the sport I am bad at and have no interest in is bad

hmm yes big opinion this

There was a nice story on cricinfo about how Broad taught Siddle how to bowl the wobble seam delivery while they were teammates at Notts, Broad having been taught it himself by Stuart Clark during the 2009 ashes. If everyone stuck to their side we'd still be bowling underarm

Can't stand the adverts they do for the FA cup on the BBC

>at the end of the day Clive, Steve Smith just wanted it more

CRICKET LOOPY NUTS ARE WE

>if you don't get a batsman out inevitably he will score runs

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>to be a top, top fast bowler you have to have pace, you need to be rapid, and you've got to release the ball at high speed, and Jofra Archer has all three of them, which is why he's world class

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if australia wanted to win the ashes, they should have scored more runs at less wickets lost, nass

>he's gone for the drive but steered it straight to second slip. If anything he hit it too well

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soccer, call it soccer please. I'm easily confused.

We're all sebbo loopy

based and frootpilled

BASED I'm in Porto

why, does tamangos have an all ages on again?

Based SEBBO

If there's a tamangos in actual Porto I'm going to flip

wish it was 2012 still

all gone wrong since then it must be said

g'day lads

You’re such a fuckin ho, I love it

BASED
HOES MAD

objectively is though

played it for years and was alright at it but it's fucking shit. only fun to play with mates would never watch it

in hindsight perhaps the Mayans knew something we don't

the world reached its natural conclusion with the 2005 ashes everything after that has been superfluous and unnecessary

>"oh you've got a cold mate"
>nah just hayfever
>"oh yeah that's going around hey"

based retard

bro it is shakib

Business idea: 7 test series

yes but legs

hlw

Haloooo (i’m not girl)

Been raining all day lads

Anzac Cove was purely ANZAC forces, even if there were British, French and Indian forces elsewhere on the peninsula

just fucking grim the more you read into it
recommend Storm of Steel very highly if you lads haven't already read it. some harrowing shit about the somme in there

used to be quite common, but alan border put a stop to friendships between sides during the series so they'd focus

just feel like rugby isn't worth my time, I enjoy the game but it's too hard to actually watch it in perth

Hmm

Just don’t want this summer of cricket to end can’t we have one more match to settle this draw
No more test cricket for months and next summer only 9 matches grim grim GRIM
My football team look like they’ll go up this year but transitioning to watching football after the summer just reminds me how it can never scratch the itch a proper test match can

so true

a good series of test cricket completely mogs all other sports it's not even funny. find it hard to sit through footy as much as I love it when I'm just coming off an absolutely elite test match

do non-australians find australian accents difficult to understand or is it just americans

its easy unless its super bogan

That last hour at Headingley wasn’t like watching sport it was an out of body experience almost I was physically shaking. Is there any other sport you can watch from 11 till 7:30 and be disappointed it’s over?
Fucking grim even this place is depressing now there’s been a carnival atmosphere all summer and now it’s back to being a somewhat entertaining social club

wasn't so much asking you lads, figured you'd be good enough with them

youtube.com/watch?v=-87JIFGEa4s
youtube.com/watch?v=JHOBhgjc1Jc

Thoughts on the wog accent?

It’s really easy to understand for me also the easiest one to mimic

>listening to a song about Mad Dog Morgan
>singer happens to be Irish
>comments are nothing but americans talking about how it's the music of their ancestors
hmm

literally why do they talk like this

So true

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dear oh dear

cringe but redpilled

natives uppity today

Worrying

singapore finna get buttfucked by qatar lads

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walkcunt was the peak of au/sp/

demonstrably incorrect
the pinnacle of au/sp/ was its abolition
all the good parts became part of /cric/
and the pinnacle of /cric/ is "septic tank yank"

conti roll looms

Having these apocalypse dreams very frequently lads. What do?

magic mushrooms

wonder what Zafar Ansari is up to

some call it a tragedy, i call it karma....

stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/115858506/kiwiborn-england-cricketer-ben-stokes-halfbrother-and-sister-shot-dead-by-father

so when are magpies getting genocided

The 2019-21 I.C.C. World Test Championship.

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>The rest of the overs seem inconsequential to watch.

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another coward who couldn't handle Christchurch and fled to the UK
many such cases

>"Luv me fackin' democracy innit. Cheeky nandos n greggs innit. Fack tha EU innit. Long as we still av' our cheeky nandos n cheeky greggs i dun fackin' care innit"

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turns out throwing funny meme words together with a funny meme image doesn't make a funny post

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>turns out throwing funny meme words together with a funny meme image doesn't make a funny post

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turns out another aussie laughed at it on /pol/ so i guess the street shitter larping as an aussie in this thread just doesnt have a sense of humour

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seems quite comfy in here

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you'd think but it's not

BASED FUCKING SPAG BOG

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big 500th post here

just hilarious mate