Renaming "Football"

Listen, we can all agree that "football" is a fundamentally retarded name for this game. I mean, fucking retarded, right? What name should we change it to? Handegg? Leathertoss? Trenchpush?

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no they should rename football outside of america soccer

Football. No one cares what you think.

Fuck off it's football

>National
is played internationally including London and Canada
>Football
is played with hands predominantly
>League
is a tournament

OP here, I had to switch to my phone as my wi-fi was blocked for posting too much gay porn. Seriously what do we call it so we can get brownie points from Europeans that we will never meet? I need them so I feel less bad about myself and don’t commit suicide

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burgerball
no offense,everyone will understand

Refball since its pointless at this point of pussification.

>hurr durr we should name things retarded names and then keep being retarded because that'll show the europeans even though it's actually a retarded fucking name

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I’d hit it