Why do they cause so much butthurt in every sport?

i hated the spanish football team from 2008-2012. now i don't care about them because they're shit.

Unironically true.

i love how this look like something straight out of james bond

Porte
Fuentes
destroy the samples

People envy us because we win despite we usually are not the best, but we are mentally strong enough to defeat everyone

If only. they have literally a commie prime minister

Sadly, this

Are you using a proxy or you are still spaniard, Jordi?

Don't answer, you're just a faggot lol

>PSOE
>communist/socialist
is the same shit with republicans and democrats. PSOE is utter shit but its not comunist or socialist.
the real national sport

Based aussie

Look who's talking about a retarded presidents

Roided cheaters with obnoxious dirty players. They try too hard, sore winners/losers, unsporting, extreme competitiveness. Only Spaniards like them

>Try hard
>actually win
You should try it sometime m8

>tidis lis ki ni hicin li ki yi digui sin fiscistis
t.gabriel rufián

> commie fag president vs bolsogod
whut?

>try
>win
shocker

I've been in this country for 3 years and can confirm it's the shittiest shit hole I've ever seen.
Everyone brags about everything knowing fuck all about whatever they are talking about. There's about 2 or 3 bars in every street, usually containing more than a couple of alcoholic human wastes in them. All the films in the cinema are dubbed in Spanish, and people basically speak no English what so ever. Every club you go to you hear songs from about 3 years ago as if they were current hits. Every single time I go out with my gf I get the usual "Hola guapa". Already had to heem a couple of retards because of it.

I swear to God, if I didn't have this job I'd leave this cesspool ASAP.

spain cheating in the Paralympics is a particular highlight

still you have to admire their success

We don't want you here either Edward

Panchito spotted

That hurts, but its true.

>Everyone brags about everything knowing fuck all about whatever they are talking about.
You just described the entire world in 2019

Nobody invite you loser

>turkogreek mentality

how is anything of what you listed bad? juat leave already.
>There's about 2 or 3 bars in every street, usually containing more than a couple of alcoholic human wastes in them.
this is how I know you are lying. bars are not for drinking in Spain. they exist to drink coffee and socialize.

>seething calçothead

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you will never get independence

>and people basically speak no English what so ever
"Ser y estar", guiri de mierda

lmao they pretended to be retards
>He went on to say that the Spanish Federation of Sportspeople with the Intellectually Disabilities (FEDDI) deliberately chose to sign up athletes who were not intellectually disabled to "win medals and gain more sponsorship"

go back
btw those are cafes not bars

Fuck off and never come back John Johnson

>asturias not the best one
cringe

>There's about 2 or 3 bars in every street, usually containing more than a couple of alcoholic human wastes in them.
you rarely find people drinking hard drinks in spanish bars. at most people drink beer.

Why is this picture so accurate holy shit

>Asturias, Galicia and Portugal not being best bros
>Castilla being something more than a complete wasteland

I really don't hate them
Good games

>goes to non-English speaking country
>WHY WONT THEY SPEAK ENGLISH

t. catalANO

>it's not fair!! They try too hard!!

Both hilarious and pathetic

castilla literally was the biggest modern superpower and was a huge part in creating the modern world we live in

my ancestor:) on the top right

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cry more

good shit guys, world cup's been fun

PEDs

diving

very based navarran carlist
although you are probably a smelly 1,60m brownlet indio larping

MALDITA SEA Yea Forums
HABEIS MATADO AL CHINO CUDEIRO

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Sure, when the north was also part of Castilla. Castilla was and will always be a large empty plain with 5 towns sparse arround..

>crypto-fascist
lol Spain is only second to Sweden in the faggotry olympics

damn, he'll recover and die again in the Labrinto del Chinotauro at the hands of Pepe Peluca and Juanito Calvicie

HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP PACO TACO BUOYS

Arent aragon and catalonia the same?

we're pretty much bros with every neighbouring comunidad

it's mostly m*drid fags and beyond them who bully us

Es Paco Peluca, ignorante!

That's not true, I'm beyond Madrid and everyone here openly loves Portugal. Can't speak for Catalans though, they act condescending towards every living thing.

No. Aragon were the real shit here. Catalonia constantly try to jump on the bandwagon and claim Aragon's successes as their own, despite being Aragon's bitch since like forever.

aight brb finna kms for the dishonor

t. mad Jordi
Unfortunately true, too many cucks over here
Keep on hating you kek!

Bolsonaro podría tener un derrame cerebral y aún así seguiría siendo considerablemente más inteligente que El Coletas y el del Falcon. Añade si quieres al del PSOE naranja y Pablo Casado a esos dos.

Not true, I love you Portugal :^)
t. Castilian (Madrid) fag

EVERYBODY SHEETHING
SOMOS CAMPEONES DEL MUNDO, BABY

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monarquía gobernante pa' cuando?

yeah, but im talking about the land/people. innit just the same?

PSOE was a socialist party 100 years ago, now they're not

>I've been in this country for 3 years
I doubt it, you guiris can't last a week without jumping from a Balcony

>Every single time I go out with my gf I get the usual "Hola guapa"
Can't she resist the big Spanish cock? Can't blame her, who would fuck a nordcuck when she can fuck Mediterranean demigods every single day?

>Already had to heem a couple of retards because of it.
Sure you do Nigel, sure you do.

nice to hear it, chavales

Catalonia was just a province

based

Well, in a way we are all Iberians, there isn't much difference with all Spaniards, a bit more German blood in some parts of the north, a bit more Berber blood in parts of the south and North (weird enough, tougth they could be pre-historic remnants of early migrants).

Moved to Aragon from the Basque country, this place has it's own beauty and the people are pretty nice, wouldn't mind remaining here.

You could say the same for the entirety of Iberia. But, no, they “aren’t the same”.

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Nope. Catalonia used to be a part of Aragon.

Aragon contained Catalonia, Valencia, The Balearic Islands (Mallorca, Ibiza, etc.) and Aragon itself, which a large, inland region in Spain.

Think Great Britain, with Aragon being England and Catalonia being Scotland or Wales.

>Not Adding Naples and Sicily.

based but unironically

>most everyone a leftie even in Madrid. muh Franco. kek. They hate him and all support the commies from the civil war
>Madrid is basically the fag capital of Europe with a fag flag hanging from every other window and a massive fag district in the center of the city
>gypsies and africans and poos line the streets EVERYWHERE peddling their counterfeit trash, harassing you, even in front of national monuments and the royal palace. Totally accepted as part of daily life
>"spanish" locals are indistinguishable from tthe average mexican mestizo. short, brown, ugly, stupid. some are probably latin american immigrants, some are probably actually spanish
>it is custom for the average spanish to live with their parents until age 40, only to move out into their own shitty apartment with 4 other people in a 500 year old building with no AC. fucking kek. Typical of most EUrocels, who have the audacity to criticize American living conditions, when we actually buy spacious homes

>Barcelona is worse in most regards culturally, but at least has stuff to do and beaches.
>Risk of getting pick pocketed everywhere with PSAs and signs warning you. Even locals wear their backpacks on the front lol

The rest of Europe is the same in most regards, if not worse.

The only good thing Spain has done is give us THICCtinas to COLONIZE

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Aragon even got cities in Greece for almost a century.

Ser y Estar

Athens and Neoptatria.

Just wikied. Interesting. I associated Aragon with the coast and thus Barcelona. True Aragon is inland. Neato

>when you get 7th place

Except Wales and Scotland were countries on their own at some point in time while Catalonia never had that

Imagine being this upset.

So where are the videos of those two

El seetho

Mira la banderita en tu post y llora.

He's mostly right. Madrid is South America right now, I walked through Tetuan some months ago and Spaniards were like 20 percent of the people I saw.
It is also a fag city. The main festivities nowadays are the Pride week instead of San Isidro.
Fuck Madrid, what a disgusting shithole.

Madrid is one of the most conservative capitals of Europe where the right parties usually win. Spain is mostly a right-wing country but the problem is that the Spanish right does not exist in Cataluña and the Basque Country which they have a lot of voters for both left parties and nationalist parties.

What does that even mean?

To be and to be

La Corona de Aragón (The Crown of Aragon) fused with the Kingdom of Castilla due to the marriage of the Catholic Monarchs, Queen Isabella I of Castile and King Ferdinand II of Aragon, creating Spain, after the annexation of other provinces like Navarre and the Canary Islands. Valencia, Balear Islands (ibiza is there) and catalonia were just parts of the crown of aragon

That's what Google told me, but what is the context?

makes no sense, he is retarded, let him be

It's hard for non-native speakers to use both ser and/or estar properly. Honestly it's not that offensive.

>here's about 2 or 3 bars in every street

This is a good thing. One of my favorite parts of my trip to spain was just walking around, exploring the citites, stopping in for a coffee (which was really cheap and really tasy), a snack, or a beer and then moving on to the next attraction and bar.

Really great way to get to know a city and spend a day. End with a nice buzz and because tapa culture is so fucking BASED you dont have to buy anything substantial. Also, spaniards were generally pretty friendly outside of madrid, and it was really easy to just sit at the bar and have a conversation even in broken spanish.

>t. had a really great time in madrid and andalucia

Ok. Stop flooding Tokyo pls.

No

>Seething Oriol

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spaniards? i dont think we've got money for that

Ok, but give me loli doujinshis.

That's fresh, coming from an english teacher

I am Basque and Castilian yet 1.86m tall and blue eyed. Explain?

t. Josep Pan i Tomaquet

t. Nigel Bongsmith

For me, it's Yung Queras

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fuck off felix you are a brown manlet and a fucking redditor

t. Nahuel Chavez Vargas

Born and raised in Spain. Moved to Montreal 3 years ago. Best decision I ever made. AMA

t. freddy walter jonathan ramos gonzalez

>Best decision I ever made
why?

Because he's not living in Spain anymore

t. Heriberto Chadsworth Vásquez de Lima

I moved from Spain to here for studying and will most likely move to the US thanks to my parents working closely with the US government.
I only feel bad for my parents because they'll have to live in PedroSanchistan

El chileANO señores

how is it waiting tables in Nouveau Haiti?

good one, i've been to your country, im sorry for you.
remember those terrorists that got away because the cops couldn't get in an ethnic area after 21:00h by law

Shut up Pigdemon

>Ser / Estar
Onions aburrido -> I am boring
Estoy aburrido -> I am bored

Bros... why Catalonians speak french and wear earrings and hang with big black dudes and leave horny catalonian thick teen chicks to tourists??
The tourism is 10/10 tho.

seems like I was the only Spaniard on Yea Forums 5 or 6 years ago, the zoomer generation can finally banter in English and not just stay on forooches

I like Spain desu

You are always welcome to visit us on our islands in Mallorca and the Canaries, Espanabros :3

GET OUT OF MY MAGALUF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cope and thank you for the (You)s.

U welcome Texas

>Spain is mostly a right-wing country
Forocoches is not a country, Manolo

Catalonian here and I unironically think you are a faggot.
Pay debts
>Argenigger
>calling others faggots
Enjoy 4 more years of Cristina you seething commie sudacas

>Castilian being chads
kek. A land of inbreed retards. You're the "Cletus the Hillbilly" of Spain

I'm a software engineer and am currently earning 3.5 times what I was in Spain.
Also the people here are infinitely cooler and the social scene (bars etc.) is 100 times better in Montreal than in any part of Spain.

Says the guy who is probably either unemployed or waiting tables ahahahah

Gibraltar will be yours again soon bros.

in my experience andalusian women are v attractive.

Spain might have many issues but no one can deny we are fun loving people who always see the positive in shitty situations, and thats why you see people from depressing snownigger countries from northern europe doing tourism here despite everything

Y la maría legal joder tío

t. Andoni Urrutikoetxea Ezeizabarrena, the aizkolari from Tolosa whose parents are brother and sister

not sure if you mean us with "snownigger countries", but that tourism might have more to do with your country's sun exposure, juan

nobody goes to spain to see funny spaniards
we just want to get a tan and relax on the beach, while spanish waiters serve us paella, sangria and san miguel

>tfw typing this on a 15th of September while it's currently 29°C outside here

better pray climate change calms down because otherwise we won't have much reason to come to your country in the near future anymore, amigo

Good, tourism economy is a crutch

I don't hate my country and I agree we always do see the positive in shit situations. But fuck shit situations. I'll never move back there.

how you liking canada tio?
Have you visted any place outside of quebec and toronto?

Spain was hilarious in the last WC. 1500 passes completely and can’t beat Russia. And before you idiots >tf me I know we didn’t even make the WC but we don’t have the players you have. You have no excuses.

This. If it wasn't for political corruption and incompetence, Spain would be a paradise.

Same could be said of most of the world, Henk.

we literally didn’t have a manager

Catalufos, leave
Primer aviso

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Spain can’t produce anything. We only had a “golden age” because we robbed South America.

Canada is amazing. Even the winters are not so horrible. I've been all over actually. I can work form home pretty much whenever I want so it's easy to travel. I go to New York often. But in terms of Canada I've been to British Columbia, Alberta, Ontario and Quebec. I love Montreal the most out of all.

I feel like Spaniards are a bit too negative desu

Sure, you have problems and may struggle for Western European standards, but you still belong to the wealthiest countries in Europe and therefore in the world.

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Last thing I'll say shitting on Spain. When I told my friends and family I would be moving, they all insulted me pretty much, saying that there is no country better than Spain etc. It was pathetic. Now I have them messaging me for help to move here. We really are an insufferable people. But hey we are good at sports! Lol.

De Gay is at fault too
That shit is what is holding down Spain's growth. If there was any real Statesman in power to clear out all the bullshit in Catalonia and make the country not depend in meme sectors like tourism, it would be great, Spain fucking needs a more free market and not have stupid shit like taxes going into the "Ministry of Gender Equality".
From the 80s to 2006, Spain was great (aside from Aznar inviting millions of immigrants which was one of the factors of the bubble bursting)

>the emigrant who thinks he’s superior for leaving

very unpleasant personality type...we all know that guy

¿Quién es esta frágil damisela en apuros?

Montreal is definetely the best city ive been too in Canada.

Im from Winnipeg tho, no one comes here lol

- sunny place
>all kinds of tourism provided
- big sales in summer
>good food
- cheap houses (but high property taxes) / most countries dont sell their land to foreigner baby boomers.
>stable politics (catalans are not a problem at all compared to what happens in other mediterranian countries like greece and turkey)
- calm people
Many europeans and north africans go to spain because it is comfy warm and calm not because the people are nuts.

It is, if you are born in a big well off family with land or something.

>anything I don’t like is catalonian
Speak to yourself. Catalonian here and i was happy af when >we won in 2010. Don’t let a minority of trannies ruin your perspective from us

>Moldova
WTF is wrong with that country

Russia and Transnitria happened

Crypto-Romanians were a mistake.

>tfw work at a small IT firm (like 50 people)
>tfw approx. 1/5 of my co-workers are Spanish now

I'm not really complaining, they're good people for the most part and well integrated, but it's weird how many Spaniards suddenly showed up here

based

>they all insulted me pretty much
learn 2 english sancho

given what happened to the economy from 2008 to about 2015 it’s not that weird

que te folle un pez

Get fucked Jordi

Y a tí una cabra

spaniards are great, had like 5 from madrid in our firm and they're really hard working!

>Spain fucking needs a more free market and not have stupid shit like taxes going into the "Ministry of Gender Equality".
this guy speaks the truth

you wish manolo

guess the regions

>Brais Teixeiro Regueiro
>Pelayo Minero Covadonga
>Gorka Etarra Zubizarreta
>Jordi Pons Charnego
>José María Fernandez Sanchez
>Gabriel Amaya Mohamed
>Kevin Garcia Grossmüller

Nobody wants Gibraltar, it's a shithole.

>Pelayo Minero Covadonga
asturias
>Gabriel Amaya Mohamed
andalucía

>Galicia
>Asturias
>Basque
>Catalonia

Not sure about the rest but I guess Mohammed is Andalusia

>And before you idiots >tf me I know we didn’t even make the WC but we don’t have the players you have. You have no excuses.
What's your excuse of losing against TNT?

not even close, but keep seething in the middle of Venta de Baños

>Kevin Garcia Grossmüller
Mallorca

> Ximo Nano Cocalero
> Benito Bellotero Romano
> Iván Revilla Anchoilla
> Iñigo Ribero San Fermín

>>Brais Teixeiro Regueiro
Ghalisia

>>Pelayo Minero Covadonga
Asturies, ho

>>Gorka Etarra Zubizarreta
Euskadi ahivalaostia

>>Jordi Pons Charnego
Ahhhhh, Catalunlla.

>>José María Fernandez Sanchez
Salamanca o Ávila

>>Gabriel Amaya Mohamed
Andalusía illo.

>>Kevin Garcia Grossmüller
Valencia, nano.

You missed Yeray Rodríguez Betancourt from the Canary Islands

>inviting millions of immigrants which was one of the factors of the bubble bursting
Imagine being this dense. You can think whatever you want about inmigrants, bnut if you really believe that the bubble burst in Spain was something more than politician and constructors being stupid/corrupts, you learned nothing. Instead of using the money Spain have in diversifying the economy they kept building houses, and right now we have the same economy as any caribbean island: tourism and agriculture.

That's perfect colloquial English, Cuauhtémoc. Pay attention in school next time you fucking imbecile.

I meant that the influx of immigrants who later went to banks in order to get loans they wouldn't be able to pay back in 30 years was one of the factors that also affected the housing bubble.

>Iván Revilla Anchoilla

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atragantate con pantumaca desgraciao

it was everybody who did that you retard, regional governments, small businesses, uncle Pepe who wanted a vacation home, all aided by the corrupt caja system

Pep Guardiola went home for the weekend?

>Onions
wat

hahahahaaha que bueno el guiri capullo

Why are we included in this disgusting image Yassin?

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Spain: Stealing Latin American's gold since 1492

Yea Forums cambia la palabra "s.o.y" (sin puntos, soja en inglés) por "onions" (cebolla)

How's barcelona? does it still reek of seethe?

How old are flags anyways? 5 years? I was here bantering during the 2010 WC

onions

lol

t. panchi

Is Caro Garcia basque or andalusian looking? For me she 100% typical Spanish, a pure perfect Spanish type

good evening Boris

So did I, user. Spain is great. I enjoy going to Portugal. Madrid is one of my favourite big cities in the world.

Winnipeg seems grim lad..
Then again people are scared of my city lol

Fachilla asqueroso spotted. Salute Al-Bascal for me.

holy based. So fucking accurate except for portuguese

fuck off jordi

sadly this

indeed we do. But times change i guess

Emigrants = Fucking coward losers who can't fix their country.

Stay here and fix it, asshole. Coward POS. I run an IT business and it's perfecly livable, decently luxurious.

no one likes you Jake. Please leave or stop complaining you ungrateful nigger

basically, people are mostly socially right wing but end up voting for centre/centre-left parties because of muh gibs

>Jordi Pons Charnego
My fucking sides

Based Madre Patria to be desu

Here's a (you) jordi

You sound like a seething retard. Please stay in cucknada and don't come back.

t. Oriol Sebastià Gómez Pérez

Even though I think you are exaggerating a little, I kind of agree with the points you stated.

And, as another programmer, I completely understand you moving to a country like Canada, here we are treated like shit,

It's heartbreaking to give up on our own country like this, I wish you the best, former Spainbro,

He's exaggerating. No way anyone can be that impressed by my country. Stil.. getting a stable job in certain careers is difficult in Spain & Portugal.
US/Canada fucking sucks outside of a handful of big cities.

dame leche mami

love seeing people come on here and seethe.

The thing is, getting a job in the IT field isn't hard at all in Spain, which is fucking difficult is getting a good one, here we are paid peanuts for working our asses of in some consulting bullshit company(90% of the IT market in Spain).

So I see his point, also there's that Spanish mindset, we are always jealous of anyone who tries to stand out, and we are defeatist like no other, we are always critisizing our own athletes and succesful people in general.

The valencian is so accurate holy shit

It is strange desu. Some Portuguese are more proud than Spaniards. Yet stereotypes Anglos create suggest otherwise, that Spanish are proud and conceited. In my experience, this is not true. That behaviour is more common with Italians.