11 more days until we DESTROY America in their national sport

kek with what army?

competitive eating?

Israel is the champ at that sport but ok

>30 years

74

Actually, espn just released a documentary about that. Competitive eating is taken far more seriously in Japan. Kobayashi shattered like every eating record we had when he came to the states. Like, he literally doubled the world record at the national hot dog eating contest

thick fuck

Great argument.

where's yours? dumb cunt.

we have many national sports you stupid bong

so what is the skills required to be good at competitive eating. clearly if some tiny jap guy can double the record of even the fattest american then there's more strategy into than it seems

My one is in the mainstream. Your delusion that it's been 30 years is what needs to be justified.

>muh argumentum ad verecundiam

kill yourself.

The Greek navy of course. They have Poseidon and German tax payers on their side.

So you don't think that world war 2 confirmed the USA as the greatest power in the world? Please explain, this should be funny.

It's all technique

It has nothing to do with actually consuming food, and it has everything to do with optimising technique for opening your gullet to let as much mass flow down your esophagus as possible, and then forcing that food out of your stomach and further into into your intestines so that you don't feel "full" which is the major detriment for most competitive eaters, it's the bodies own natural defence mechanism, when you feel full you stop eating, it's something ingrained into every human since the day we were born and overcoming this mental block is the biggest challenge. The size of the competitor doesn't mean shit

In the documentary, he explained how he trains for the events.
He'll literally spend days doing shit like practicing dunking the buns into water, other days breaking the hot dogs in half, etc. He doesn't actually practice eating the hot dogs until like the week before. It's pretty wild.
The American guy who finally matched him and even beat him (albeit due to, I'm not joking, a jaw injury) had his own practice methods too. It's funny cuz he's also relatively tiny compared to what you would expect a competitive eater to look like.
Basically, the American dude literally trains all the muscles in his jaw to make it so he can swallow hot dogs quicker.

If you have an hour and a half to kill and have ESPN+, I suggest watching the good, the bad, and the hungry. It's way more interesting than I ever expected it to be

THIS

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Did you forget that the Soviet Union existed and that one reason why the US dropped nukes on Japan was to warn them to not push further in Europe?
Soviet troops in Europe at the end of the war vastly outnumbered allied troops. The freshly liberated French were shitting their pants at the thought of Stalin deciding to push through to the Atlantic.

>ESPN
>Competitive eating
You can't make this shit up HAHAHAH fucking americlaps hahahahahah

What sport?

I know you're just shitposting, but competitive eating is and always has been bigger in Japan. It's only recently took off here in the states

Yea probably, have you seen matt stonie?

>jaw injury
that's no joke either
my jaw joint on the left hurts like a bitch whenever i open my mought too wide so i have trouble eating big burgers and the like

Raaah muh WW2 is such a bad meme they didnt do much in Europe and got btfo so hard by the Japs that they had to resort to dropping nukes on civilians.

Nice proxy, Ivan.

>won the war
>btfo by japs
italian logic

Fantastic United Cuckdom coping ITT

Wouldn't Russia's be genocide then?

>btfo by japs so hard they had to drop a nuke

I know yurocucks love making fun of american education but theres no way you retards actually believe this right lmao

>Italy talking about strength in WWII
Italian """education"""

>in their national sport

muggle quidditch?!?

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